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00:00♪ And the night is... ♪
00:02♪ Dee-da-da, dee-da-da... ♪
00:05Center Falls comes to life at the Playmate Reunion tonight.
00:09Today, one of these stars is sitting in the Secret Square.
00:13And the contestant who picks it first could win a prize package worth over $20,000.
00:18Which star is it?
00:21From WKRP Cincinnati, Tim Reed!
00:25Lou Grants, Daryl Anderson.
00:27WKRP's Richard Sanders!
00:30The Associates' Shelly Smith!
00:32The Young and Restless' John McCook!
00:34T.D. Kahn!
00:37George Goebel!
00:39Sidney Goldsmith!
00:41And Work Morphin' Candy's Tom Fosten!
00:45All in the Hollywood Squares!
00:48And here's the master of the Hollywood Squares, Peter Somebody Runner!
00:51That's right. Thank you very much, Kenny.
00:53It's work and windy, that's right.
00:55Hello, stars!
00:56Nice to see you.
00:58We haven't chatted with Sidney Goldsmith, one of my favorite people from the Stockard Channing Show.
01:02Sidney, I love your hairdo.
01:04Oh, thank you. Shake like a white girl, don't I?
01:12Sidney, whatever you say, whatever you say.
01:15It sounds like you're doing your D.D. Kahn impression.
01:17This is a long time in the shoes.
01:19I want to hear those two voices together.
01:21Our current champion, by the way, has won, I think, a television set and a burglar alarm.
01:27$400 in cash.
01:28This is a substitute music teacher, John Baker.
01:30John, nice to see you.
01:32Welcome back.
01:33We have a new player to introduce.
01:35A registered...
01:36Now, we're here at NBC in Burbank, and right across the street is St. Joseph's Hospital,
01:40which I have been in many times, and my children.
01:42And it's a lovely hospital, and they treat us all so well.
01:46I've had two children born at that hospital.
01:48Mother of two, and works at St. Joseph's.
01:50This is Beverly Key.
01:52Nice to see you, Beverly.
01:53Good to see you, and good luck on the show.
01:55We have a commercial.
01:56We'll be right back for the Secret Square Game with over $20,000.
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02:24♪ You, you, you and Eureka! ♪
02:28♪ Whoosh! Eureka has the power! ♪
02:32Mothers of America, if your family is frustrated by the same old side dish, fight back!
02:37♪ Give them a kick in the chop! ♪
02:38Mmm!
02:39♪ With Sidequicks! ♪
02:40♪ Give them a kick in the ribs! ♪
02:41Ahh!
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02:45Ooh!
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02:54Four great-tasting, commodic, kickin' flavors, too.
02:57♪ Give your meals a kick with Sidequicks! ♪
03:02Object for the players is to get three stars in a row, either across them or down a diagonal.
03:05The lead is up to them to figure out if the stars give you a correct answer.
03:07Or making one up, that's all they get.
03:09The Squares game is worth $200.
03:10We do play a two-out-of-three match.
03:12That means our players play for $400 every day we play a Secret Square game.
03:14We're gonna start with that.
03:15It's worth over $20,000.
03:17Ken?
03:18And circle starts the Secret Square, which includes...
03:20Berkline's original wall-away recliner, designed with comfort and stylish decor in mind.
03:24Back remains just inches from the wall, whether upright or fully reclined.
03:27Furnished by Berkline.
03:29And Preway's Energy Mizer, built-in fireplace, an energy-saving fireplace that uses outside air for combustion.
03:35The Energy Mizer, furnished by Preway.
03:38Also, your phone is answered automatically by this recorder call that contains voice actuation for longer messages.
03:44Remote control that allows you to dial your own phone number from anywhere in the world,
03:47and your own message will be played back to you automatically.
03:49And Jem's electronic organ, a beautifully styled musical instrument which offers many easy-to-play features that your whole family may enjoy.
03:56Furnished by General Electro Music, Incorporated.
03:59And Sir Anthony James' Mirage Home Video Theater, with a picture four times larger than a standard 25-inch screen and beautiful hardwood stand.
04:10Let's hear the home audience for a second.
04:12Mr. Stiles, I'll brief the rest of the bus with the actual questions.
04:15For the first time as they are asked, Beverly Key, good luck, dear.
04:18Thank you. I'd like to start with George Gobel.
04:21During his recent visit, did the Pope go to Harlem?
04:28Yeah. Now, everybody wants one of those outfits.
04:32Yes, he made a special trip. He did.
04:36Yeah, absolutely. I agree.
04:38He heard that Lunceford was at the Apollo, so...
04:41That's true. We've got the circle. John, it's your turn.
04:44Daryl Anderson, please.
04:46Daryl, what are the first four words a police officer is legally bound to say when he arrests you?
04:53Legally bound to say, a police officer.
04:56Up against the wall.
04:58Bound to say, a police officer.
05:00Up against the wall and spread him. No, it's not up against the wall.
05:03See, people think I know the police. No, no, no, no, no.
05:06The first words that he's legally bound to say, not the ones he will say.
05:10He will say, up against the wall.
05:12He will say, you have the right.
05:15You have the right.
05:19And then he reads through the rights.
05:21Okay, I'll agree.
05:23No.
05:26It's part of the Miranda warnings. Before he says, you have the right, if you are under arrest,
05:30then he says, I must read you your rights.
05:33But you're under arrest, sweetheart.
05:35Put a circle there. A break for Beverly Keith.
05:38Okay, Tim Reed.
05:40Cary Grant said he never does it in public because once he starts, he can't stop.
05:45Cary Grant, stop what?
05:47I'd like to know first how Sidney got her hair to shake like you white people.
05:52I tried it and got whiplash.
05:54Okay, let's ask. Sidney, how did you get your hair to do that?
05:56Long time in the chair.
05:58Lots of money.
06:00Long time in the chair.
06:02Sidney, I tried it and I got whiplash.
06:04I was in a doctor's chair for a long time.
06:07Well, I like you looking the way you look anyway.
06:10I don't like men with no hair jumping around on their head like mine.
06:14Cary Grant said he never does it in public because once he starts, he can't stop.
06:19Stop what, Cary Grant?
06:22Stop saying Judy, Judy, Judy.
06:26I would say stop dancing.
06:28Dancing.
06:30Beverly?
06:32I disagree.
06:34No giving autographs.
06:36John, you're good.
06:38I'm going to go with Richard Sanders.
06:40Richard, have anthropologists ever located an entire society of people who have no word for love,
06:46who never kiss, and to whom sex is considered shameful, unpleasant, and a sin?
06:52Yes, I think that's the NBC censors.
06:58They're right down there. I see they're right down there.
07:00But have anthropologists ever located an entire society of people like that?
07:04Yes, but they reconsidered when the anthropologist shaved and cleaned up.
07:08He says yes, they have.
07:10Yes, I agree.
07:12The MANUS of New Guinea.
07:15Okay, we have a next in a commercial. We'll be back.
07:20Hey, Cory, bet you can't eat all the noodles in oodles of noodles noodle soup.
07:24I think I can.
07:26Well, how's it taste?
07:28It's really good.
07:30You think you can eat it all?
07:32I think I can.
07:34I thought you could. People try to eat all the noodles in oodles of noodles noodle soup because they taste so good.
07:39They're ready fast, and they won't dent your food budget either.
07:42I see you finished them all.
07:45Oodles of Noodles Oriental Noodle Soup from Nishan Foods.
07:50If you authored the world's most unforgettable plays, you'd be Shakespeare.
07:55If you painted the world's most unforgettable paintings, you'd be Michelangelo.
08:01If you created one of the world's most unforgettable tasting candy bars, your name would be Heath.
08:07Heath candy bars are a rich blend of the purest milk chocolate and the richest almond toffee.
08:13For a most unforgettable taste, the great taste of Heath, it's too good to be forgotten.
08:21Secret Square game, $20,000. Beverly, it's up there somewhere.
08:24Okay, Sidney Goldsmith to win.
08:26Not the Secret Square, but $200 in cash.
08:29You've just spent the night at someone's home, Sidney, and this morning you're leaving.
08:34Should you make the bed?
08:36Should I make the bed?
08:39It's according to whether they got servants or maids or, you know, what part of town I'm on.
08:45Well, just say they, you know, they're just normal people without servants and maids and stuff like that.
08:50Oh, yeah, I would always make the bed if it was just, you know, like everyday folks like me.
08:55Yeah, make the bed.
08:57And ask them where it was some clean sheets if they had some.
09:01Yeah, I agree.
09:03No, you don't make, you just throw back the covers to air the bed.
09:05And let's put an X there, John.
09:08Shelly Smith, please.
09:10Shelly, according to Miss Manners, why shouldn't a girl give her boyfriend underwear?
09:16There's a reason.
09:18Hers or his?
09:20Oh, Shelly.
09:27Well, she might not know the right size.
09:31She might not know.
09:33I understand that there are two kinds of men's underwear, and she might not know which he prefers.
09:37John?
09:39I disagree.
09:41No, because I didn't know this. He can't exchange them.
09:43Let's put an X there.
09:45And Beverly, it's your turn.
09:49John McCook?
09:51No.
09:53When Boy Scouts do something, they are supposed to be considerate, be clean, and be careful.
09:57When they do what, Boy Scouts?
10:00When they do something, they're supposed to be considerate,
10:02clean, and careful.
10:08When Boy Scouts do something, they're supposed to be considerate, be clean, and be careful.
10:12Ah, well, when they relate to adults, when they talk to grown-ups.
10:16Beverly?
10:20Oh, I disagree.
10:22No, when they go outdoors. It's their outdoor code.
10:24All right, before you take this guy, John,
10:27it's a secret square up there.
10:29It's either Tom Poston or Dede Kahn.
10:31For $20,000, go get them.
10:33I want to win. Tom Poston.
10:35And that's the secret square.
10:41Our substitute music teacher, $20,300.
10:43You're not married, are you, John?
10:45No, I'm not.
10:47All right, our bachelor here. This could do it for you.
10:49I caution my audience, no answers and the stars.
10:51Back in 1948, Tom,
10:53if Thomas Dewey had become president
10:56as everyone was expecting,
10:58another famous man, another famous man
11:00would have been vice president.
11:02Was it Douglas MacArthur, John Foster Dulles,
11:04or Earl Warren?
11:10If Dewey had become president,
11:12another famous man
11:14would have been vice president.
11:16Would that have been Douglas MacArthur,
11:18John Foster Dulles, or Earl Warren?
11:20I think it would have been
11:22John Foster Dulles.
11:24I agree.
11:26He went on to become chief justice
11:28of the United...
11:30Yes, and the Warren court that we all know.
11:32Earl Warren.
11:34Can't put a circle there.
11:36$25,000 secret square tomorrow.
11:38Beverly, a break for you. Pick a star.
11:40Dede Kahn.
11:42Dede, for $200, dear.
11:44Within 10, how many women have graduated
11:46from West Point so far?
11:48Within 10.
11:50I would say
11:5350.
11:5550.
11:57I disagree.
11:59None. They weren't allowed in until 1976.
12:01The first of them will graduate next year.
12:03Circle gets the square at $200.
12:09Let's play the board, and John Baker
12:11will pick a star.
12:13I'm going to go with Richard Sanders.
12:15From WKRP in Zinzenatti,
12:17what famous statement did James Lawrence make
12:19when his ship was attacked by the British?
12:22Now, I'm having a Rothschild.
12:30Say the statement James Lawrence made
12:32when his ship was attacked by the British.
12:36Ooh.
12:38Damn those torpedoes.
12:40Full steam ahead.
12:42I'll agree.
12:44No, don't give up the ship,
12:46because we're going to sell it.
12:48Okay, put a circle there. Beverly, a break for you.
12:50Hey, is this your third year?
12:52Second year.
12:54It's a bigger hit this year than ever, isn't it?
12:56Thank God.
12:58See, ABC recently paid over $200 million
13:00just so they could broadcast
13:02this event. What event?
13:04Over $200 million, ABC.
13:06The Pope bought a Cadillac in Harlem.
13:14I would say the Olympics.
13:16I agree.
13:21Yeah.
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13:25Nothing has been added to it.
13:27No sugar, no chemical additives,
13:29no preservatives.
13:31The flavor and nutrition
13:33that grew in it naturally
13:35are still there for you to eat and enjoy.
13:37It has fiber, low sodium,
13:39and no cholesterol.
13:41It's a natural whole grain,
13:43higher in protein than any other grain,
13:45and it costs less than five cents a serving.
13:49It's Quaker Oats.
13:51One of nature's most perfect foods.
13:53How old am I?
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13:57See?
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14:25Any contestant who wins five matches
14:27will win his and her automobiles,
14:29$10,000 in cash,
14:31a total of over $25,000.
14:33And back to the Hollywood Squares after this.
14:39Sold to the man in the red suspenders.
14:41Thank you, sir.
14:43Grandpa, an ice box?
14:45Sure. Keep my country time cold.
14:47You say country time lemonade-flavored drink?
14:49Yep. Tastes like good old-fashioned lemonade.
14:53Not too tart, not too sweet.
14:55Natural lemon flavor.
14:57How else you gonna keep cool?
15:03Country time, country time
15:05Tastes like that good old-fashioned lemonade
15:09Bobby Lee Pruitt, you're in big trouble.
15:11I'm just feeding Charlie Graham.
15:13Feeding him fresh hamburger.
15:16What would your mother say?
15:18It's not hamburger, Graham. It's Top Choice, see?
15:20Top Choice chopped burger for dogs.
15:22Sure looks like hamburger.
15:24Real moist and meaty.
15:26It's better for Charlie.
15:28Got complete nutrition, and hamburger doesn't.
15:30Top Choice in three tasty varieties.
15:32For dogs who love hamburger, it's better for them.
15:34Better than hamburger.
15:36My word.
15:40John, your turn.
15:42Daryl Anderson.
15:45People with strong religious beliefs
15:47live longer than non-believers?
15:51Now that's interesting
15:53only because I happened to read an article
15:55the other day about people
15:57who live a long time.
15:59It didn't focus on religion.
16:01It focused on diet, and the fellow
16:03who had lived the longest was living
16:05on a diet of hamburger patties sprinkled with sugar.
16:07I think probably diet
16:09does not have that
16:11I mean religion probably does not
16:14There's no correlation, so he says it's no.
16:16I agree.
16:18Oh yes, according to a survey by the American Medical Association
16:20it is one of the contributing factors.
16:22So hallelujah.
16:24I can't put a circle there, Beverly. You'll have to earn that yourself.
16:26I've been born again!
16:28Daryl Anderson, please.
16:30Daryl, this would be for the championship, $400.
16:32According to Amy Vanderbilt,
16:34when you are trying to get
16:36a waitress's attention, what should you call her?
16:44Hey, Sally, over here.
16:46You should address her as
16:48Miss, unless she's
16:50a...
16:52Well, no, you wouldn't call her ma'am.
16:54I would say you'd call her Miss.
16:56Miss.
16:58Or waitress?
17:00Well, he said Miss.
17:02It's not the same answer.
17:04I'll disagree.
17:06You never call her lady,
17:08or Sally, or Miss.
17:10You call her waitress.
17:18Well, John, you had a shot at it.
17:20You're a substitute music teacher
17:22on a fine basis, as I recall.
17:24I've never really talked to you much about that,
17:26but John was a backup
17:28at Knott's Berry Farm.
17:30We never really met.
17:32Do you plan to teach
17:34or to become a professional
17:36and remain that way?
17:38I'd like to pursue my playing more,
17:41if you need me again.
17:43All righty. $400 in cash, the television set,
17:45the burglar alarm, and $1,200 in party gifts.
17:47John Baker, our young musician.
17:49Thank you, John.
17:51And good luck.
17:55This is the fun part.
17:57You can't lose.
17:59You cannot lose now.
18:01You just pick a star and maybe win $5,000 in cash.
18:03Oh, yes.
18:05Okay.
18:08Uh...
18:10I have some
18:12good news and some bad news.
18:14Here we go again. Amelia Earhart?
18:16No, first the bad news.
18:18Oh.
18:20You probably don't have room in your kitchen
18:22for a pool table.
18:24Now the good news.
18:26You've won $5,000 in cash!
18:28All right!
18:30Oh!
18:32Terrific.
18:34I've got it right here for you, Beverly.
18:38There we go.
18:40Everything's $1,000 worth, these are $1,000 worth.
18:42These are real.
18:44One, two, three, four, $5,000 worth.
18:46Oh, my God. Thank you.
18:48Congratulations. Thank you.
18:50All righty. Our nurse from St. Joseph's Hospital.
18:52How much do you need on your Mr. X?
18:56Oh, boy.
18:58You know, I grew up with the name Pierre Lecoq.
19:00I know how tough it is, Lieutenant.
19:02Helicopter pilot in the U.S. Army,
19:04married to a salesperson.
19:06Nice to see you.
19:08Lieutenant Quackenbush.
19:10Did you ever see any of the
19:12Marx Brothers movies?
19:14They always use the name Quackenbush.
19:16Dr. Quackenbush.
19:18We have a commercial.
19:20We'll return and start a brand-new match after this.
19:22Starting out the day just right.
19:24Omelets are easy.
19:26And you can fix them in a couple of minutes.
19:28When you're hungry late at night.
19:30All you need are two eggs, two tablespoons of water,
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19:35When it's set, add ham, cheese,
19:37leftovers, most anything, and fold over.
19:41Omelets.
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19:45Or an elegant dessert.
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20:22Lieutenant, pick a star. Good luck.
20:24I'll take George Gobel.
20:26True or false, according to national surveys,
20:28one out of every ten men
20:30said that their primary reason
20:32for getting married was sex.
20:38Say that again.
20:40One out of every ten men
20:42said that their primary reason
20:44for getting married was sex.