Funn For All
  • 3 months ago
Law
Transcript
00:00Irons Keskin, you have a red light violation.
00:04Yes.
00:05Where are you from?
00:06I'm from Bristol, I'm a Warren.
00:08Warren?
00:09Yes.
00:10Okay.
00:11Do you work in the city?
00:11No.
00:12No.
00:13We were just there for celebrate
00:15that I got like full A's on my finals
00:17and for my friend's birthday.
00:20We were just there to like hang out.
00:22Where do you go to school?
00:23Roger Williams.
00:25What are you studying?
00:26Engineering and math, double.
00:28Engineering and math?
00:29Yeah.
00:31Two of the subjects I was terrible in, Inspector Quinn.
00:33I was gonna say, Judge, she's taking an easy course.
00:35She's going the easy road in college.
00:37I wasn't good at chemistry and biology either.
00:40Judge, I'm still on one and three like this.
00:43Yeah.
00:45What year are you in?
00:46I'm gonna be a sophomore this year.
00:50How many hours a night do you study?
00:53Last semester, I took 20 credits,
00:55but other than that, I was on,
00:58like I'm a commuter, but I'm on campus
01:00like from 8 a.m. till like midnight, 1 a.m.
01:04Oh, you go to the library and study?
01:06Yeah.
01:07I also tutor, so I have to stay on campus
01:09till like nine anyway.
01:11So I go to library after that.
01:15You made a right-hand turn on Eddie and Dudley Street,
01:18and there's a sign that says right on red after stop.
01:21Do you remember that?
01:23No.
01:24We're gonna show it to you, okay?
01:25Okay.
01:28Okay.
01:34Well, I thought you made a right-hand turn,
01:35because most people do.
01:36You went straight.
01:37Oh, yeah, I know that one.
01:38Okay, you went straight, okay.
01:39Yeah.
01:40Lisa, run it again.
01:41I wanna see how much traffic there is.
01:42I wanna see, does the traffic jam?
01:45Okay, let's look.
01:48With the exception of one car coming way down,
01:50that's no excuse for you to go through the light,
01:52however.
01:53No, of course not.
01:54I just figured the light.
01:57I was driving with my friends,
01:59and I was bringing them to campus back,
02:01and when I saw the yellow light,
02:03and I was kind of close to the line,
02:07and I could stop, but I would be,
02:10I would end up like in the intersection,
02:12and it would be really hard stop,
02:14so I just kept going and took the exit.
02:17Clearly, Judge, she didn't factor in,
02:19mathematically, the grain, the upgrade,
02:22the speed of the vehicle, the weight of the vehicle
02:24to perfectly time the stop, so.
02:28I don't know how she got all them A's.
02:32Tell me the courses you got the A's in, Omia.
02:34Physics one, calculus two,
02:40oh, writing.
02:44Oh, God, I forgot the class I took already.
02:49Oh, my God.
02:50Oh, physics, I took biology.
02:53Oh, biology, you got physics, calculus, and biology.
02:56And linear algebra, and writing.
02:58Algebra, writing, and what did you get in common sense?
03:01They don't teach that at Roger Williams.
03:03They don't.
03:03They don't teach common sense.
03:04No, no, they lock that at the gate.
03:06You leave your common sense outside the gate
03:07at Roger Williams.
03:09I mean, if I gotta talk, like, in terms of physics,
03:13it would be hard for me to stop,
03:15because I was already going like 35.
03:16Because you didn't measure the grade,
03:18the slope, the speed.
03:21I just realized the light later than I should have, so.
03:26That's why I kept going, because it would be hard
03:29for me to stop with people in the car.
03:32I can tell she's not taking pre-law.
03:33No.
03:34Yeah, no.
03:37All right, I'm gonna take into consideration
03:39the fact that you're a student.
03:40I'm proud of you, and the country is proud
03:43of everyone like you, who is dedicating themselves
03:46to studying, and the fact that you got all these A's,
03:49I'm gonna reward you for that, okay?
03:50Okay, thank you.
03:51And I'm taking into consideration
03:52that it was two o'clock in the morning,
03:54and the street was completely empty.
03:56There wasn't a traffic hazard.
03:58There weren't pedestrians.
03:59Not that that's an excuse,
04:01because technically you violated the law.
04:03But I'm gonna take all those other factors
04:04into consideration, and I'm gonna reward you
04:06for all your hard work at school, okay?
04:09So good luck, and come back next year
04:10after you get all A's and C's, okay?
04:13Okay.
04:13All right, good luck.
04:15And hopefully by then, I'll have
04:16that mathematical formula filled out for you.
04:18Don't say it, if you don't mean it, I'll hear it.