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01:50there's gonna come a time when people will go, like, in like a few days I'll make money like forever
01:56Every time we go out he's gonna change my mark and the team's gonna win one game
01:59And then we have like 30 seconds of sway change
02:05What happens is every time I send someone cash, I go kill
02:12Who's paying?
02:14Don't be like last time.
02:16Drunk as a skunk,
02:16and puking all over your face.
02:17I'm not puking.
02:18I'm not puking.
02:19I'm telling you,
02:20this is far from the hospital.
02:22In case someone is poisoned,
02:23they can't be rescued in time.
02:28Wei,
02:28no,
02:29when did I go out to pick up my wallet?
02:31When did I say it was my treat?
02:33Hey,
02:34you're just pretending.
02:35What are you yelling at?
02:36Okay, okay,
02:37don't mind him.
02:38He's so strict.
02:38You said it was my treat,
02:39he should pay me back.
02:40Where's the money?
02:42You just give it to me.
02:45You just give it to me.
02:47I'll give you the money.
02:49You're so stupid.
02:52You know what?
02:53You're such a pain in the neck.
02:56You should be our guide.
02:57How could you be like this?
03:00Ever since I made
03:03a directional mistake
03:04in the restaurant business,
03:07Tingting
03:08took away
03:10my leadership.
03:13He's so stingy with money.
03:15Hey,
03:16where did you get the money
03:17for playing mahjong last time?
03:18It's all here.
03:21When I went out to buy the stuff,
03:23I kept a close eye on it.
03:25Yeah.
03:26I'm so lucky.
03:33Okay, okay,
03:33okay, okay.
03:34Put it down first.
03:35You have to be careful
03:36when you step on this.
03:37Don't step on the door.
03:38Don't make a mess.
03:39Okay.
03:39I'm telling you,
03:40you can't step on it.
03:41Be careful.
03:43Oh, auntie.
03:44This is Tianran's new furniture.
03:47Let me introduce her to you.
03:49This is my new girlfriend,
03:51Yafen.
03:53This is our neighbor,
03:55Auntie Niu.
03:56Come on, call her.
03:57Auntie Niu.
03:59It's okay.
04:00Hello, hello.
04:02I'm Yafen.
04:03Hello.
04:03Hello, Yafen.
04:04Nice to meet you.
04:05Let's go out and play.
04:06Let's go play.
04:07Let's go, Yafen.
04:08Look at my sofa.
04:10Where should I put it?
04:13We have a place to put it.
04:15You see,
04:16we have to
04:18add some new furniture.
04:21Okay.
04:22I don't want it for free.
04:23I'll give you money.
04:24Why don't you give me money?
04:26Have you ever
04:27driven our car?
04:28Yes, I have.
04:29It's not broken.
04:29We're all citizens.
04:31Move it away.
04:32Then we'll move it away.
04:34Just give me some money.
04:36Here.
04:39Grandpa, look.
04:40Oh my god.
04:41What kind of tour is this?
04:43It's just tiring.
04:45I haven't climbed to the top yet,
04:47and I'm already tired.
04:49Give it to me.
04:49Oh my god.
04:50My legs are basically
04:52as thick as my waist now.
04:57What are you doing?
04:58You washed the bed sheet,
04:59but you didn't clean the outside.
05:00What are you doing on the sofa?
05:02This is not a bed sheet.
05:03Then what is it?
05:03This is the show ceremony
05:05my mom prepared for you.
05:06It's for you.
05:08Please open it.
05:10What is it?
05:11Is it a building
05:12or a monument?
05:13180 degrees.
05:15Oh my god.
05:16It's so beautiful.
05:17Oh my god.
05:20It's so beautiful.
05:22Don't touch it.
05:24It's good, right?
05:26This thing
05:27can't be called a sofa, right?
05:30Oh, this guy
05:31is better than the one
05:32in the director's office.
05:34This is good.
05:37Oh, that's great.
05:38Can I sit on this thing?
05:39Yes, you can sit on it.
05:41Okay.
05:43How is it?
05:43Good.
05:44Does it breathe?
05:46Yes, it does.
05:47You can sit wherever you want.
05:49You can sit wherever you want.
05:51It's more than 700 yuan.
05:53700 yuan.
05:55Oh my god, it's more than 700 yuan.
05:57You really want to take a look at it.
05:58Isn't this for making money?
06:00Oh, old man.
06:01I'm so ungrateful.
06:05Didn't you and Xiaowei
06:06make that old sofa
06:08and make a new one?
06:11Let me tell you.
06:12This is my private money.
06:13I took it out
06:15for no reason
06:16to contribute to the basic construction of our family.
06:19Do you remember?
06:21This is my private money.
06:22I save money and eat less.
06:24Okay, private money.
06:25Private money is good.
06:26Xiaowei.
06:27Ma Yun.
06:29What's up?
06:30Private money.
06:33Where is our old sofa?
06:34It's on the sofa.
06:35100 yuan.
06:37I sold it to Ma Da Nao.
06:39You already took Ma Da Nao's money?
06:41Yes.
06:42We don't have a place in our house.
06:45What are you doing?
06:46You're making a big deal.
06:48Oh my god.
06:49Who are you treating?
06:49You scared me.
06:51What's wrong with me?
06:53Stop.
06:55You're so nice.
06:56What?
06:57I'll help you, okay?
06:58I'll help you.
07:00You...
07:02Hurry up.
07:05Dad, don't go.
07:08You're so nice.
07:09You're so great.
07:10Go.
07:17Feng, you're back.
07:19Feng.
07:20Feng, you're back.
07:21Look.
07:23It's you.
07:25Oh my god.
07:26You're so nice.
07:28What's going on?
07:30You're so nice.
07:31What's going on?
07:32Oh, I know.
07:34You didn't bring the key.
07:35You didn't come in.
07:37What are you talking about?
07:38I just want to have a drink with you.
07:42Let me tell you.
07:43Since you moved in here,
07:45I haven't had a good talk with you.
07:47Uncle Niu.
07:48Don't mention the wine to me.
07:50I don't drink at all.
07:52Why?
07:53Here's the thing.
07:55My neighbor introduced me to a girl.
07:59She's very pretty.
08:01I have to treat her to a drink to get married.
08:03Now,
08:05I've been drinking with her for two hours.
08:10Oh my god.
08:12Oh my god.
08:15This guy.
08:17Love is powerful.
08:19I knew it.
08:20You've been talking about it a lot lately.
08:24Let's have a drink.
08:25It's a good thing.
08:26But if you can really have a drink,
08:29the sun will come out from the west.
08:35Uncle Niu.
08:36What kind of wine is this?
08:39Good wine.
08:40No.
08:41Yafen and I,
08:42my girlfriend,
08:44have sworn to have a drink.
08:48I can't break my promise just like that.
08:51Who told you to break your promise?
08:53I'm here to have a drink with you.
08:55You said I should drink.
08:57I know.
08:59You're here to congratulate me on my marriage.
09:04To congratulate me on starting a new life.
09:08Yes.
09:09I can't break my promise.
09:12Yes.
09:13As the saying goes,
09:14respect is not as good as intelligence.
09:17I'll just drink this bottle and quit.
09:21That's right.
09:22I'll just drink this bottle and quit.
09:31Cuihua.
09:33Get out of the way.
09:42I just closed the door and you're already...
09:44What are you laughing at?
09:47Oh.
09:49Yes.
09:50Recently, our restaurant's sales have been falling.
09:55It seems that today is a good day.
09:57We may be able to get rid of this low-profile sales performance.
10:00Right?
10:01No matter how low-profile it is,
10:03you're still a treasure trove.
10:06I'm a treasure trove?
10:07What do you mean by that?
10:09Xiao Wei.
10:10Don't play innocent with me.
10:13No.
10:13Okay.
10:14Today,
10:15you have to be honest.
10:18You have to resist.
10:19Resisting is a dead end.
10:21No.
10:22What do you mean by that?
10:23You use plants to produce.
10:25In the process of purchasing every day,
10:27how much money did you lose?
10:29Oh.
10:30Oh.
10:31You're wrong, Ting.
10:32You're wrong.
10:33You're wrong.
10:34When I buy things,
10:35it's not about money.
10:38If they give me less, I won't do it.
10:39We work together to make money.
10:41I'm wrong.
10:42I'm wrong, Ting.
10:44I'm telling the truth.
10:45Really.
10:46Look at my honest eyes.
10:50Your eyes
10:52have betrayed your heart.
10:54No.
10:55What's wrong?
10:56What are you doing?
10:57I'm fine.
11:01This is Li Er Ma Zi who sells dried tofu.
11:03He provided me with a written testimony.
11:05On Monday,
11:07you bought 6 pounds of dried tofu from him,
11:094 pounds of fried tofu.
11:10Yes.
11:10You received 17 yuan in cash.
11:12Yes.
11:12In the list you gave me,
11:13you received 20 yuan in cash.
11:16You read it wrong.
11:19What is it?
11:20It's a recorder.
11:21This is a live interview recorder
11:24provided to me by the one who sells pork.
11:27Yesterday, you bought 8 pounds of pork ribs from him.
11:30Right?
11:30Yes.
11:31You received 43 yuan in cash.
11:32Yes.
11:32In the list you gave me,
11:33you received 48 yuan in cash.
11:35I wrote it wrong.
11:36You embezzled 8 yuan in these two cases.
11:39Do you know what your nature is?
11:41Embezzlement.
11:43You're the third team of corruption.
11:45How can I entrust my whole life to you?
11:48Did you really go out to collect intelligence?
11:52You're pretty good.
11:53You really caught up with the Central Intelligence Agency.
11:55Look at your expression.
11:57You're so unjust.
11:58How dare you betray me?
11:59In the future, I will...
12:00In order to recognize the true face of a liar,
12:03I put a reward fund
12:06in the account of the clients
12:07who often buy from you.
12:10Why did you spend so much money?
12:11Spending money is worth it.
12:13Spending money is worth it.
12:16Let me put it this way.
12:17As long as I'm willing,
12:18I can become a spy
12:21in the entire agricultural market.
12:25Do you agree?
12:27I agree.
12:29They're not afraid of offending me.
12:30In the future, I won't go to their stall to buy things.
12:33I'm satisfied.
12:34It's okay if you don't go.
12:37I'll buy it myself.
12:41Stop.
12:42Let go.
12:43I was wrong.
12:45I was wrong.
12:45I won't do it again.
12:47You...
12:48I'm just saying.
12:50A penny for a hero.
12:52I'm just saying.
12:54Don't men usually put some money in their pockets?
12:57It's always a joke when they go out.
13:00Why can't you make an application to me openly?
13:03Am I that unreasonable woman?
13:05Why do you have to do such a shameful thing?
13:08I'm not afraid of you.
13:11I'm afraid that you love me.
13:20Get up.
13:22You're so annoying.
13:24How much did you drink?
13:27Let me see.
13:29One, two, three.
13:35One, two, three.
13:40Get up.
13:42Get up.
13:44Get up.
13:45Put on your shoes.
13:47Do you have enough shoes?
13:48It's okay if you don't have enough. Just wear one.
13:50Get up.
13:51Go back to your room and sleep. There's a bed in your room.
13:54Go. Go back to your room and sleep.
13:56There's a bed in your room.
13:58Get up.
14:00Let's go.
14:09One, two, three.
14:12One, two, three.
14:15Did you fix the sofa?
14:16Yes.
14:17Did Ma fix it?
14:19No, I fixed the sofa.
14:22Ma is sleeping.
14:27Go inside and keep him company. I'll fix the sofa.
14:29The neighbor next door.
14:32You're the neighbor next door.
14:34You're the boss.
14:37You don't have to worry about him.
14:40I'll fix it for you later.
14:42I'll do it.
14:46Let me tell you.
14:47I helped my dad fix a bicycle in my hometown.
14:49I fixed it.
14:51You don't know. That bicycle is made of iron.
14:54The sofa is made of wood.
14:55I can't fix it.
14:56It's the same. It's all screws.
14:58Don't be shy. I'll help you make it faster.
15:00I can't fix it.
15:03I just drank.
15:06I can't fix it.
15:07My tongue is short.
15:09I'm dizzy.
15:10I'll go back to sleep.
15:12Go back to sleep.
15:13No, don't fix it.
15:14I'll fix it tomorrow.
15:17I'm dizzy.
15:20Mom, I'll see you tomorrow.
15:22I'll come back tomorrow.
15:32Mom, listen to me.
15:34I met a guy at the door.
15:38He was unhappy.
15:39Why?
15:40He said he wanted to quit drinking.
15:43But my dad broke his promise.
15:47Yesterday afternoon.
15:48My dad went to a bar.
15:52He was drunk.
15:54He went back to sleep.
15:55My dad was fixing a sofa.
15:59He didn't fix it.
16:00When he came back.
16:02My dad was dizzy.
16:05He wanted to go home.
16:07It's not my dad's style.
16:12It's your dad's style.
16:13Really?
16:14The day before yesterday.
16:15He sold the old sofa to Ma Da Nao.
16:19Look at his eyes.
16:23And his legs.
16:25I knew there was a secret in the sofa.
16:31Yes.
16:32I know your dad so well.
16:34He made Ma Da Nao drunk.
16:37He wanted to go to the sofa to find something.
16:42No.
16:43I have to do it now.
16:46I have to do it first.
16:48If I don't do it, I'll be punished.
16:57Who is it?
16:59It's me.
17:02What are you doing?
17:04Why are you here?
17:05Come in.
17:07I came to see you.
17:09I came to knock on the door.
17:12Sit down.
17:13You're the only one left in the house.
17:15My mom went to decorate the room.
17:18I came to knock on the door.
17:20Since I met you.
17:22I've been looking for a job and making money.
17:25I started drinking less.
17:28It's good.
17:29It's normal for men to drink.
17:33Don't drink too much.
17:35You're a man.
17:36You're a man.
17:38You drink, I drink.
17:40Besides.
17:42Mom.
17:44Do you know why I'm here?
17:47It's nothing.
17:49I'm looking for a prescription.
17:52I got liver cancer in the first few years.
17:55I was afraid my family would worry about me.
17:59I asked the doctor to give me a prescription.
18:02Today, someone gave me a prescription.
18:06I can't find it.
18:09I'm on the sofa now.
18:13Sofa?
18:14You look at me.
18:17I'll look over there.
18:19I'll help you.
18:20Don't press me.
18:22Mom, are you okay?
18:23It's okay.
18:25Over there.
18:26Help me.
18:27I'm rich.
18:29I won't buy this.
18:31I can't find it.
18:33Help me.
18:34It's gone.
18:36It's gone.
18:37Maybe I forgot it somewhere.
18:40I'll think about it.
18:42I'll think about it.
18:54Mom.
18:57You don't have to wash the dishes today.
19:01Now, I announce a decision.
19:04I'll return the money you borrowed the other day.
19:09At the same time.
19:11I'll let you complete an honorable and difficult task.
19:15I understand.
19:17You gave me a bottle of sobering wine before I died.
19:20After I drank it, I went to die.
19:22Tell me what the task is.
19:25To listen to you.
19:26I'm willing to die for you.
19:29Stop it.
19:32I don't care.
19:34It's like this.
19:36Sit down.
19:37Stand up.
19:38Sit down.
19:41I heard from Ma Da Nao's boyfriend.
19:44Your parents are very interested in the old sofa.
19:48One of them went to repair it.
19:50The other one went to the sofa shop to find a prescription.
19:53This is strange.
19:55I guess.
19:56There must be a secret in the old sofa.
19:59Yes.
20:01My mom.
20:02When my dad wasn't at home.
20:04She sold the sofa to Ma Da Nao.
20:08Inside.
20:09Maybe there's a secret.
20:11Maybe there's a picture of her old lover.
20:14And a love letter.
20:16I'm not interested in this.
20:19I'm afraid it's your dad's money.
20:23I think it's not a big deal.
20:25I can't. I'm self-taught.
20:27What did you say?
20:30The rich can't keep the poor.
20:32You have to find a way to get into the enemy's trap.
20:34If you fail.
20:36If we find the money and give it back to your dad.
20:41It's our contribution.
20:43Then your dad will reward us.
20:46I heard Ma Da Nao is not at home these days.
20:48She lives alone.
20:50She's a country girl.
20:52Do something.
20:53Do it before your mom.
20:56My mom?
20:58Your mom is a fighter.
21:00If your mom does it first.
21:02Your dad and we won't get any benefit.
21:10Who is it?
21:12Go.
21:14Go.
21:16Isn't this Auntie Niu's son, Niu Xiao Wei?
21:18What are you doing?
21:20Wait a minute.
21:22We're from the factory.
21:26Niu Xiao Wei made a mistake.
21:28According to him.
21:29There is a very important evidence.
21:31Hiding in their old sofa.
21:33Now this old sofa is going to be sold to your house.
21:36Then we have to search.
21:38So you have to cooperate with us.
21:41Cooperate?
21:43I have to understand.
21:45I have to tie the rope to the gun.
21:48I have to raise my hands.
21:49I have to hold the gun.
21:50That's how it is on TV.
21:52Take it.
21:57What are you doing?
21:59It's none of your business.
21:59You have to avoid it.
22:01I have to avoid it?
22:01Avoid it.
22:02I have to avoid it?
22:03Hurry up.
22:05What are you doing?
22:05That way.
22:06Avoid it.
22:07Hurry up.
22:07Okay.
22:10I have to avoid it.
22:12Avoid it.
22:16Niu Xiao Wei.
22:18Hurry up.
22:19Tell us.
22:20Where did you hide the evidence?
22:22Report to the government.
22:23I forgot.
22:24Hurry up and find it.
22:29Get up.
22:32Report to the government.
22:34I found it.
22:38Niu Yong Gui.
22:394,800 yuan.
22:40Three years.
22:41Report to the government.
22:43Keep it a secret.
22:44Yes.
22:45Niu Yong Gui.
22:45Yes.
22:46You can pay me back.
22:48You can pay me back.
22:50Now that the evidence has been found,
22:51the mission is complete.
22:52Retreat immediately.
22:54Report to the government.
22:55What are you doing?
22:56Why are you pretending?
22:57Hurry up and leave.
22:59Xiao Wei, what are you doing?
23:01Why are you changing your clothes?
23:03Shun Zi.
23:04Shun Zi.
23:05This kid.
23:06It's all his fault.
23:08Why are you pretending?
23:12It's mine.
23:13It's all his fault.
23:15It's all his fault.
23:16I have already confessed to your mother.
23:19Give it to me.
23:20You're going to rob me.
23:22Put it here.
23:23Put it here first.
23:25You're all here.
23:26You're back.
23:27Ya Feng.
23:28I bought you a sofa.
23:31It's beautiful.
23:33Niu Da Ma.
23:34Take your sofa out.
23:37I just sat for a few days.
23:39I have a cramp.
23:41You have a cramp?
23:42You came to our sofa.
23:44It's only 100 yuan.
23:45That's right.
23:47My new sofa
23:49doesn't have a cramp.
23:51It still has a cramp.
23:52But it has grown my waist.
23:54Take it out.
23:56Take it out.
23:56Take it out.
23:58Take it out.
23:59Hurry up.
24:01Go.
24:03Hurry up.
24:11Who listens to the sky?
24:12It's Liao He Yuan.
24:15Who listens to the vinegar?
24:17It's Gao Liang Min.
24:20Who listens to the grass?
24:22It's Xiang Bang Zi Min.
24:25An Men Jia
24:26is your family.
24:29You come or not.
24:35Your business
24:36is my business.
24:39You come or not.
24:44Your business
24:46is my business.
24:49You come or not.
24:54It's dark.
24:55It's a good time.
24:58I have to take a look.
25:09It's dark.
25:11It's a good time.
25:15I have to take a look.
25:21It's dark.
25:23It's a good time.
25:29I have to take a look.