Izzy thinks that Cody is an alien, so she, Cody, and Chef go into space, to find out that Cody is an alien!
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00:00I'm sorry, Steve. We're going to have to let you go.
00:03Please, I have a family and I know things.
00:07If I'm going down, then you...
00:09I'm me. My name's Cody.
00:11I need to go pee in the bathroom. Eee!
00:14I have information that...
00:20And then after I pee, I will use TP.
00:25Um, Izzy, are you hunting Cody?
00:28People hunting is a Tuesday activity.
00:31I'm observing.
00:34Have you ever, like, watched Cody?
00:37He does weird stuff.
00:39Can I have half your banana?
00:42Yes, you can.
00:52Yeah, I guess Cody is, okay, a little odd.
00:55But you are not exactly the queen of normal yourself.
00:59You're just saying that because I have jars of jam on my hands.
01:02It's actually marmalade, which is the name for jam that's gross.
01:05Cool. Good talk.
01:07I've been doing a lot of Cody observing
01:10and I don't think he's odd at all.
01:12He's super normal.
01:14For an alien.
01:16That's right. Cody's a space alien.
01:19From space. And I'm going to prove it.
01:23Check. Sign here, please.
01:25Okey-dokey. What's this for, anyway?
01:28It gives me permission to perform an autopsy on Cody.
01:31Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, now.
01:33Let me think about this.
01:37No.
01:38But Cody is an alien and the only way to prove it is with science, so...
01:43I need to cut him in half and count the alien rings inside.
01:46This sounds like a case of,
01:48I spent all weekend watching the Space Network
01:50and now I think everyone's an extraterrestrial.
01:52I didn't want to watch alien movies. My cat swallowed the remote.
01:55Oh, Mr. Minions.
01:57Not the Space Channel. I want the Precious Warrior Network.
02:02I'm the bully of Mr. Minions.
02:04I think you need to take your cat to the vet, Izzy.
02:07And no autopsies on other kids.
02:10Fine. But I'm continuing with my non-invasive Cody study.
02:14Okay, but if Cody turns up autopsied, you get a time out.
02:19Okay.
02:23Uh-oh. Look out, Courtney. I can't hear where I'm going.
02:28For this first test, just tell me what you see
02:31in these totally random abstract inkblots.
02:34Kind of looks like... a comet?
02:38That one looks like a spaceship.
02:41Yeah! That's a nifty laser blaster.
02:44Well, someone's got space stuff on the brain, huh?
02:47Very interesting. Let's move on.
02:52This sensor will help me get an accurate reading on my truth detector.
02:58Are you comfortable?
03:00Yes.
03:01How about no?
03:03A little less, but...
03:05Question one. Do you live far away?
03:10And do you sometimes miss your real home?
03:15Sometimes.
03:17Final question. Are you from a planet?
03:21Yes.
03:22We're done here. Thanks, Cody.
03:24See? Cody is an alien.
03:27Did you use up all the toilet paper doing this?
03:31Hello? Can I get some help? There's no toilet paper in here.
03:35Well, goodbye, Louis.
03:39I bring you proof of alien life,
03:42and all you care about is butt hygiene?
03:45Wake up, sheeple!
03:47Look, I know I said you could keep playing your Cody's an alien game,
03:51but I'm getting worried you're about to pull an Izzy.
03:54What's pulling an Izzy?
03:56Well...
03:57Happy birthday, dear Owen!
04:00Happy birthday to you!
04:02Let me catch a cake!
04:05No one steals my DNA!
04:10No one keeps me out of the basketball federation!
04:15You made up all those examples, except for the first three.
04:18What? Just don't let things get out of hand, please.
04:22Fine.
04:25Engage countdown to rocket launch!
04:28Where did you get a rocket?
04:30The space military.
04:32Uh-oh. Izzy's pulling an Izzy.
04:34I'll run and tell the teacher!
04:36And Courtney's pulling a Courtney.
04:38Let's get out of here before things get out of hand.
04:41Come on, Cody! I'm taking you home!
04:44Yay! That's where my jammies live!
04:47Izzy, stop! What are you doing?
04:54Izzy, let me in!
04:56Lizzy!
04:58Open the door!
05:00Okay, don't have a cow.
05:09Launch complete.
05:11I can get used to this.
05:14Artificial gravity engaged.
05:18What were you thinking, Izzy?
05:21Cody's an alien! I have to get him back to his planet!
05:24I don't know where it is yet, but how big can space be?
05:27It's big.
05:28Approaching interlocking wormholes. Avoid at all costs.
05:32Wormholes? Cool! Let's go!
05:35Izzy, no!
05:48That was fun!
05:49Fun? Are you kidding? That was terrifying!
05:53And look at this stupid tail!
05:55Plus, we got no idea where that wormhole spit us out.
05:59We're gonna be lost in space forever.
06:02Forever? No.
06:04We've only got enough air to last an hour, tops.
06:07Why didn't you pack more air?
06:09I'm not blaming anyone, but one of us did a lot of screaming.
06:14These buttons make funny sounds.
06:17Cody, no!
06:18Almost done!
06:19Intergalactic positioning system activated.
06:22Yay! Take me home!
06:25Return calibrating. System initializing.
06:29Oh, we're heading home!
06:31Good. I was starting to work.
06:37You have arrived at your destination.
06:40Home at last!
06:42Wait, where's the pollution?
06:44The ocean full of plastic bottles?
06:47This isn't our planet!
06:50Landing maneuver complete.
06:52Warning, fuel reserves now empty.
06:55Yay!
06:57Cody, I thought you programmed that thing to take us home!
07:01Uh-huh, I did. This is my home.
07:04I was right! Cody is an alien!
07:08Everyone, Cody has returned to us!
07:11Whoa!
07:13Welcome to Planet Cody, where I was hatched.
07:16Here, everyone is a Cody!
07:23Why didn't you ever tell us you weren't from Earth?
07:27I tried, but no one ever listened.
07:30One, two, three, four...
07:33I'm from outer space.
07:35Cody, shush. No one cares if you're out of spice.
07:38Come, Cody of Earth. Tell us of your travels.
07:42Okay, Cody's an alien.
07:45Don't worry, I'm not going to say I told you so. That would be rude.
07:48Boo! In your face, sucker!
07:50Cody! Cody! Cody!
07:53They love me, Izzy. They love me.
07:56Good for you, Cody. Good for you.
07:59You did a lot to get Cody back to his home, Izzy.
08:02Is that because you know how it is to feel different
08:05and thought finding the place Cody belongs
08:07might mean there's a place where you belong, too?
08:10Did you just call me weird?
08:12No. Rude! I'm reporting you to the school board.
08:15I'm just... You're in big trouble.
08:17Hey! Let's go see what Cody's doing.
08:21Your experiences on Earth sound so thrilling and strange.
08:25Tell us more.
08:27Well, on Earth, they only eat the inside of the banana.
08:31So gross!
08:33Chef Izzy, good news! These Codys pee rocket fuel.
08:36Not sure a doctor would call that good news.
08:39They refueled the ship. We can get back to Earth.
08:47That's kind of gross, but...
08:49All right, Codys, let's go!
08:51I'll be right there. I just need to say goodbye.
08:54I know I'm your hero, but Earth is where my best friends live.
08:57And every day, they teach me about love, acceptance, and respect.
09:02They're leaving without you.
09:04Wait, what?
09:07I was worried we were going to be stuck on that planet.
09:10But looks like I'm getting us back home safe and sound.
09:13You sure did, Chef.
09:17Oh no! That's the wrong Cody!
09:19Whoa! You are in such big trouble!
09:23You grabbed the wrong Cody, you left the real Cody in outer space,
09:27and you called me weird!
09:29Not going to forget about that either. Big trouble.
09:31I would not want to be you right now.
09:33This is going to be a long trip home.