• 2 months ago
When a human police officer and a dog are injured together on the job, a life-saving surgery changes the course of history when Dog Man is born.
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00:01When the streets are held hostage
00:05Break the dog! Hit the siren!
00:09Two of the city's finest
00:14Must come together
00:16Green? Red?
00:18Green?
00:20Wait, aren't dogs colorblind?
00:23And fight as one
00:26What if we sew the dog's head
00:28onto the man's body?
00:32Great idea!
00:43Dog Man!
00:47This super cop made friends, solved crimes
00:49and even plays piano for the old folks
00:51Enough about this Dog Man!
00:53It's time to stop this super cop!
00:56He's not going to ruin my evil plans
00:58to destroy all do-gooders
01:02How evil can one cat be?
01:04Pretty evil!
01:07Dog Man, listen up!
01:08You're the only one that can stop him
01:10With all your kung fu skills and your K-9 fortitude or what not
01:12No time to waste
01:16Dog Man!
01:18Dog Man!
01:19Dog Man!
01:21Cut it out
01:24Stop it
01:28Will you get out of here?
01:29Going to Rasputin
01:30and I don't care if it takes a montage
01:40Buckle up!
01:47Oh, Dog Man!
01:51Dog Man!
01:52You only have one job to do
01:54Keep your eyes on those monitors
01:56So if somebody breaks out your favorite chew toy
01:58and waves it around
02:00You
02:01You look at the monitors
02:02And if somebody just happens to have
02:04an Eastern Gray Squirrel
02:06You
02:07You look at the monitors!
02:17Why do you always gotta lick the
02:18Inside of my mouth!