• 2 months ago
Dog Man, half dog and half man, he is sworn to protect and serve as he doggedly pursues the feline supervillain Petey the Cat.
Transcript
00:01All our interests are illegal
00:03Dogman!
00:08When the streets are held hostage
00:10Bomb!
00:12Break the door! Hit the siren!
00:16Two of the city's finest
00:21Must come together
00:23Green? Red?
00:25Green?
00:27Wait, aren't dogs colorblind?
00:30And fight as one
00:33What if we sew the dog's head onto the man's body?
00:40Great idea!
00:50Dogman!
00:54This super cop made friends, solves crimes, and even plays piano for the old folks
01:01Enough about this Dogman! It's time to stop this super cop!
01:07He's not going to ruin my evil plans to destroy all do-gooders
01:13How evil can one cat be?
01:16Pretty evil!
01:19Dogman, listen up!
01:20You're the only one that can stop him
01:22With all your Kung Fu skills and your K-9 Fortitude or whatnot
01:25No time to waste
01:26No time to waste
01:29Cut it out
01:32Stop it!
01:35Will you get out of here?
01:36Going to rest, Petey, and I don't care if it takes a montage
01:47Buckle up!
01:48Buckle up!
01:55Oh, Dogman!
01:59Dogman, you only have one job to do
02:01Keep your eyes on those monitors
02:03So if somebody breaks out your favorite chew toy and waves it around
02:07You...
02:08You look at the monitors!
02:10And if somebody just happens to have an Eastern Gray Squirrel
02:13You...
02:15You look at the monitors!
02:18You...
02:19You look at the monitors!
02:24Why do you always gotta lick the...
02:26Inside of my mouth?!