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00:00Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright
00:22Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, goodness graces
00:26I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all of my might
00:30Yay!
00:38What are you doin', Jughead?
00:40I'm cryin', that's what
00:43Why?
00:44Cause I lost a nickel on the creek, that's why
00:47Why, dry those tears, boy
00:50You know you can always count on your old Uncle Barney for a nickel
00:54Oh, gee, Uncle Barney, I didn't know you had a nickel
00:57Why, my boy, when I was in the big city, nickels were a dime a dozen to me
01:03Why, I'm the man who cornered the market on money
01:07Yes, sir, I was known to the world as Diamond Barney Google
01:13Every day I'd drive to work in my ten-door limousine
01:17Coming or going, I made money
01:21That's right, buy a million shares
01:24Just a second, my other phone is ringing
01:26Diamond Google here
01:28No, I won't take a penny less than fifty million
01:31Just a second, my other ring is phoning
01:33Ah, that is, uh, my, oh
01:35Believe me, Jughead, it was a relief to arrive at my office
01:40Diamond Google Building
01:48Yes, Jughead, I was so rich I could buy and sell countries
01:53Selling them
01:55Buy France
01:56Mortgage Spain
01:58Foreclose Germany
02:00Your nails, Diamond Google
02:02Your hair, Diamond Google
02:05Your sleeve, Diamond Google
02:08You're hot, Diamond Google
02:10It was time for my morning coffee break
02:13I rushed to my private plane
02:16We took off for Brazil
02:18You see, the coffee is coffier there
02:21There at my private plantation, I enjoyed a leisurely cup of coffee
02:27Mm-hmm, good
02:32Well, time for lunch
02:34Schedule, schedule, schedule
02:38So I was off to a posh restaurant
02:42Welcome to our posh restaurant, Diamond Google
02:46I didn't have time to make reservations
02:48Perfectly all right, Monsieur Google
02:52Right this way
02:54Your table is ready, Monsieur Google
02:57Whistle
03:07Waiter, what year is this water?
03:09This year, sir
03:10This was a bad year for water
03:12You better get me some water of an earlier vintage
03:14Uh, yeah, yes, sir
03:18I had so much money
03:20Why, when I made a bank deposit, I had an armed guard
03:27Wow, Uncle Barney, you sure was rich
03:30How about that nickel?
03:32Well, I, uh...
03:34As it happens, I never carry anything smaller than a thousand dollar bill
03:38You don't happen to have change, do you?
03:40Gosh, Uncle Barney, no, I don't
03:42Well, then the only thing left to do is fish out that nickel
03:46Hey, watch out, you might fall in
03:48Don't worry, boy
03:50Water and Barney are old friends
03:52Why, I was the first one to swim the Atlantic Ocean
03:57Wowee, Uncle Barney, you must have been some swimmer, huh?
04:01Oh, goody, you're looking for my nickel
04:04Help! Jughead!
04:08Save me!
04:10Oh, gosh, could you stand up, Uncle Barney?
04:16Oh, I guess I'm a little out of condition
04:21All right, all right
04:24See, something tells me you're getting a cold, Uncle Barney
04:32Oh, yes, Barney, oh, this'll teach you a lesson
04:37Small folks shouldn't tell tall tales
04:40Yeah, and he didn't even get my nickel back
04:44Here's stopped up with water
04:48The nickel!
04:50Here you are, my boy
04:52Oh, thank you, Uncle Barney, you really are a hero
04:59Oh, now, you just get right back in that there bed, Barney
05:02My boy, ever tell you about the time I invented a cure for the common cold?
05:08Tell us all about it, Uncle Barney
05:10Well, it happened this way
05:13You see, it was...
05:20THE END