Carp Lowry is the writer of the pond's newsletter and starts making up stories to put in the newsletter which causes dis | dG1fZW5oU1p0QVR0eWs
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00:00NBA drafts Buddy Greenfly. That's great.
00:06Gloria Gladiola gets million-dollar book advance. She'll love that.
00:12This is gonna be my best newsletter ever!
00:15Well, I've been told I have a tendency to look at things on the dark side.
00:23That glass has always been half-empty to me.
00:28But since you've been around, it's getting harder for me to keep my spirits down.
00:35Just waking up with a smile is sure new to me.
00:40Pop darling, have you been writing about me in your newsletter again?
00:44Vestal Gooseman runs for pawn president!
00:48Well, Miss Vestal, I may have mentioned your name. Just a footnote, really.
00:53I knew it. I knew it. That Karp Lowry's got way too much time on his fins.
01:00I'll starve me if I get carried away
01:04Somebody starve me if I start saying have a nice day
01:13Karp, that's what gossip does.
01:16It takes something and makes it appear like there's more to it than there really is.
01:21Sort of like what Big Bass Bill does to his hair.
01:24President Vestal Gooseman. That has a nice sound to it.
01:28Hail to the goose, Vestal Gooseman is our leader
01:31Read my beat, Lou. I'm not running for president. Karp's just going to have to run a retraction.
01:39You really should check out your facts before you print them.
01:42Facts? Have you ever heard of creative license?
01:46Oh no, here we go again.
01:48Wait, leave her alone. There's been a big misunderstanding.
02:00Karp! Karp! Help me, Karp!
02:05Stop!
02:06It's a highway to heaven
02:13None can walk up there
02:16But the pure in heart
02:18It's a highway to heaven
02:24Walking up the key