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00:00Where's mom and dad?
00:02Mom and dad are in there somewhere.
00:04My mom's enjoying this more than anybody else.
00:06Can I just tell you, like, this morning
00:08I was getting ready, and I was like
00:10I really want Alex to bring his parents on the carpet
00:12so I could do a carpet interview
00:14with the three of them.
00:16Listen, Cheryl Edelman would be so thrilled.
00:18So sweet.
00:20My dad, my dad, regular dad, regular dad.
00:22Still married, still married.
00:24But he was really excited.
00:26He was wearing the yarmulke at the BAFTA brunch, you know.
00:28A BAFTA yarmulke?
00:30Exactly, on Shabbos.
00:32Because they were staying in the same place
00:34they had the BAFTA brunch.
00:36They had such a good time.
00:38This is for the next show, isn't it?
00:40Oh, maybe.
00:42We're at the BAFTA brunch.
00:44My mom accosts Jodie Foster.
00:46She didn't, she didn't.
00:48That was the person where she was like
00:50Listen, people trying to impress Jodie Foster
00:52have not been good.
00:54So just leave her alone, let her live her life.
00:56Did you let your mom meet Jodie Foster?
00:58I think she met all the comedians.
01:00I'm talking about Jodie Foster.
01:02No, I didn't.
01:04I love Jodie Foster.
01:06I watched Jodie Foster.
01:08But you obviously don't love your mother.
01:10I don't love my mother.
01:12You didn't let her meet Jodie Foster.
01:14I didn't let her bother Jodie Foster.
01:16I didn't let her interrupt the conversation.
01:18And by the way, I left before she did.
01:20For all I know, she and Jodie Foster are texting.
01:22Because that happens.
01:24Jodie Foster is going to win tonight.
01:26She's going to thank your mom.
01:28I hope so.
01:30Alison Brie and my mom hit it off so hard.
01:32And I saw Alison Brie last night.
01:34She's like, where's your mom?
01:36I saw a photo of you with Alison Brie at a PTF.
01:38And you're wearing a suit that looks exactly
01:40like what I'm wearing right now.
01:42No.
01:44It's nice. It's a nice suit.
01:46Double breast.
01:48We have two breasts.
01:50We should wear suits that reflect that.
01:52Do you have a speech for her?
01:54No.
01:56In the off chance I win,
01:58I have people that I have to thank.
02:00That I remember.
02:02It's all a jumble.
02:04It's too much of an iron heart.
02:06It's too much of a jinx to write it down.
02:08It's not a jinx.
02:10Listen.
02:12No.
02:14Someone said to me, I'm forgetting who.
02:16Maybe it was Jamie Lee.
02:18I can't remember who.
02:20You get up there and you're prepared
02:22so you can thank the people.
02:24I know whatever I'll say.
02:26I'm going to try to keep it short.
02:28This is good.
02:30I'm going to be sitting for a while.
02:32I have a CVS receipt in my pocket
02:34because I needed some gum.
02:36That's a lot of thank yous.
02:38Not the whole thing.