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00:00Get ready to match the stars Stu Gilliam, Brett Summers, Jack Klugman, Stephanie Edwards,
00:24Richard Dawson, and Betty White, as we play the star-studded, big-money Match Game 73!
00:34And here's the host of Match Game 73, Gene Rayburn!
00:41Hello there!
00:47Hello, Mattie Olsen.
00:49Thank you very much.
00:52All right.
00:55I greet you, celebrities, welcome you, and ask you to give a very brief round of applause for Richard Dawson's new mustache.
01:03Yay!
01:05That's enough.
01:06It's a very small mustache, but it will get bigger one.
01:08I'm not going to shave until the price of beef goes down.
01:11All right.
01:15Now, how about a round of applause for our current champion?
01:18Here is Grady Hamm.
01:20Hello, Grady.
01:22Hello there, how are you?
01:24Those of you who were watching last time know that Grady has a total amount of cash of $1,550.
01:31As the time expired last time, he had just won another game and had gone through the audience match part of it successfully.
01:40And got the $500 answer, and now he is going for $5,000.
01:47And we shall start that procedure right after we start this.
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03:24All right, as you know, Grady has won the $500 in the audience match,
03:27and that means he's going to go for ten times that amount
03:30in the head-to-head match here with one celebrity.
03:33He'll be playing for $5,000.
03:36So now it's time to choose a celebrity.
03:39Stu, please.
03:41Okay.
03:42I point out to you and to Stu,
03:44in the head-to-head super match here,
03:47they must be exact matches.
03:49All right, Stu, you get ready to write.
03:51You face me, Grady.
03:53And this is it.
03:54For $5,000, Stu, please write your answer to this.
03:59Blank side.
04:03Blank side, S-I-D-E.
04:17Okay, Stu is finished.
04:19Now, Grader, we call for your response.
04:21How do you fill in that blank?
04:23Blank side.
04:24Outside.
04:26He says outside.
04:27All right, Stu, for $5,000, may we see your answer, please?
04:30I tried my very best, but I have inside.
04:36What about that?
04:38We had an inside and an outside.
04:41Did you debate about whether to say inside or outside?
04:44Yes.
04:45You did?
04:46In or out.
04:47All right, so he went in, you went out.
04:48And I'm sorry that never the twain shall meet there.
04:51Okay, so you've got $1,550.
04:53You're still the current champ,
04:55and that means you're going to play another game
04:57and meet another player.
04:58And here comes that player right now,
05:00Deborah Nystrom.
05:06Hi, Deborah.
05:07There's Grady Hamm.
05:09Nice to have you with us, Deborah.
05:12Would you like to tell us a little bit about yourself?
05:14Would you like to hear a little bit about Deborah?
05:16Oh, I wish my wife wasn't here.
05:17That's all I wish.
05:18Tell us about yourself, Deborah.
05:20I'm a model and actress,
05:22and I work mostly as a secretary.
05:24Mostly as a secretary?
05:25Right.
05:26Dry period.
05:27Very pretty lady.
05:28I don't know why you shouldn't work as an actress
05:30and as a model there.
05:31Who has a job?
05:32Well, no, that's another show.
05:34All right, Deborah, you know that you and Grady
05:36will be answering questions,
05:37trying to match our six celebrities.
05:39You'll have two chances.
05:40The one who's done that most often
05:41at the end of the second round wins,
05:43gets the $100,
05:44then goes on to the super match
05:46where you have a shot at $5,000.
05:50All right, challenger,
05:51would you please make a selection?
05:53I'll take A.
05:54Some of our contestants find some questions
05:56harder than others,
05:57and that's why we ask you to make the selection.
06:00Everyone plays,
06:01because this is a brand-new game.
06:02Are you ready?
06:03Gotcha.
06:04This is it.
06:05The psychiatrist said to his secretary,
06:08My next patient thinks he's a dog,
06:11so whatever you do,
06:13don't act like a blank.
06:16Psychiatrist is speaking to the secretary.
06:19Got it?
06:20Of course I don't have it.
06:23If I had it, I wouldn't be here.
06:27You're not just saying that?
06:28They're already here,
06:29and they're already up there.
06:30All right, Deborah,
06:31may we hear your response to this?
06:33The psychiatrist said to his secretary,
06:35My next patient thinks he's a dog,
06:37so whatever you do,
06:38don't act like a blank.
06:40Cat.
06:41Cat is her answer.
06:42Let's see if she scores with that.
06:43Stu, may we see your answer?
06:45Well, I had something a bit different in mind,
06:48because since he was leaving,
06:50I thought that he shouldn't act like a tree.
06:53A tree.
06:56Don't pose as a tree.
06:59With big branches.
07:01Okay, Brett, what do you say?
07:03Well, I say that Jack Klugman
07:05chose to room with Richard Dawson
07:07as opposed to me.
07:09That's a true thing.
07:10It is?
07:11Yes.
07:12I thought it.
07:13Now, you have to give that a lot of thought.
07:15I said cat.
07:16Cat.
07:17All right, can you score with that, Deborah?
07:20Do you have a little rebuttal there
07:22and an answer for us?
07:23Uh...
07:25Tree, I said.
07:26He said tree.
07:27Because I always thought dogs were weak kittens.
07:31All right, Stephanie, what do you say?
07:33Well, I'm confused.
07:34I thought I'd think more like a girl
07:36who works most often as a secretary,
07:38because I do, too,
07:39than I would like the fellas.
07:41I chose the word tree.
07:42Tree.
07:43Okay.
07:44All right, what does the sage one
07:45with the little bit of fuzz under his nose
07:47have to say?
07:50Well, that's great.
07:52I said whatever you do,
07:53don't act like a bitch.
07:57Okay.
07:59Don't act like a female dog.
08:00That's a lady dog, isn't it?
08:01Right, a lady dog.
08:02That's a technical term.
08:03Yes.
08:04Okay.
08:05Will you walk this for me after the show?
08:10Betty, her answer is cat.
08:12Well, everybody else is barking up the wrong tree,
08:14because I think it's cat.
08:15Cat.
08:16So you scored twice with that, Deborah.
08:20All right, Grady, this one is yours.
08:22This is Grady's half of the round.
08:23Everyone participates.
08:25Oh.
08:26Joe's tongue was so long,
08:27he could touch his blank with it.
08:40Joe's tongue was so long,
08:42he could touch his blank with it.
08:44Grady, are you thinking of an answer
08:45while they're writing?
08:46Unfortunately.
08:47All right.
08:48Brett, we're waiting for your answer.
08:50Oh, I'm right with you, sweetheart.
08:51You're right.
08:52All right, now she's ready.
08:53How do you respond to this, Grady?
08:55Joe's tongue was so long,
08:56he could touch his blank with it.
08:58His chest.
09:00His chest.
09:01Real long tongue.
09:02Okay, boy, that is some tongue.
09:04Down to here.
09:05How about that?
09:06Boy, that is some tongue.
09:07Down to here.
09:08How about that for a tongue?
09:09I mean, man, was he tired?
09:11That's right.
09:12He could use it for a necktie.
09:13Just leave it hanging out there,
09:14button it up here, and that's it.
09:17All right.
09:22What do you say, Stu?
09:24Well, I went in the opposite direction.
09:27I felt that his tongue would be so long
09:29that he could touch his nose.
09:30Touch his nose with it.
09:32Okay.
09:34No match there, Brett.
09:35He's looking for chess.
09:36I'm very disappointed in Grady,
09:37but it's all right.
09:38I forgive you.
09:39And I actually realized that you can easily,
09:41without a...
09:42touch your knee,
09:43which is what I saw.
09:44You don't need a long tongue
09:45to touch your knee.
09:46You don't need a long tongue for that.
09:47Yeah.
09:48Okay, nice try, Jack.
09:49If you got a mouth as big as hers,
09:50you will have a tongue
09:51that will touch your knee.
09:53Mine, I went,
09:54we seem to agree a lot.
09:55Maybe you and I should room together.
09:57Jack, that nose.
09:58No match there.
09:59That would be an odd couple.
10:05Indeed.
10:08Grady Ham's answer is chest.
10:10Stephanie?
10:11Grady, I'm so sorry.
10:12I took something safer.
10:14Chin.
10:15A little chin there.
10:16Not a bad answer.
10:17Okay, Richard, what do you say?
10:19Could touch his back.
10:21Oh, boy.
10:23Somehow he had to clean his back in town,
10:25but that didn't help Grady at all.
10:27I would love to.
10:28Grady's looking for chest.
10:30I know.
10:31Well, everybody's got to have a hobby.
10:34I said nose.
10:35Nose.
10:37So, Grady, you didn't score with that.
10:41But we had a lot of fun,
10:43and we'll have more fun with round two.
10:45I hope Deborah is leading two to nothing
10:47at the end of round one,
10:48and we'll get to round two right after this.
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13:24Round 1 has been concluded.
13:26Our challenger is ahead 2-0.
13:28We go to Round 2
13:30and ask our challenger, Debra Nystrom,
13:32to make a selection.
13:33I'll stick with A.
13:35A was lucky for you last time.
13:36You think it'll be lucky for you this time?
13:38All right.
13:39Now, last time around, Debra,
13:40you matched Brett and Betty,
13:42so you'll be trying to match the other four players now.
13:45Brett and Betty, you lay out, all right?
13:47David...
13:48Did you say...
13:49He says it every week.
13:50You lay out, and I don't understand it,
13:51and I don't want you to discuss it.
13:53Well, uh, sir...
13:54That's my wife, sir.
13:56I mean, Brett and Betty will not participate in this question.
14:00But I'll try.
14:01Why didn't you say that in the first place?
14:02Go ahead, sir.
14:03Here we go.
14:04I don't know why they always put me in the militant section.
14:12Yes, are you ready, Stu?
14:14I'm ready if I don't get to go.
14:17You will participate here.
14:19David blanked into the Grand Canyon.
14:25Oh, I wish I could answer that one.
14:29I think you're thinking of another program, folks.
14:32I thought they didn't let us write
14:34because we had gotten the answer right the last time.
14:37However...
14:39All right, Stu, are you ready?
14:41Stu is ready, so, Debra, we call on your response.
14:44David blanked into the Grand Canyon.
14:49Shouted?
14:50He shouted into the Grand Canyon to hear his echo.
14:54Stu, what do you say?
14:56Well, uh, I had something slightly different.
14:58Uh, I really wanted to say he expectorated,
15:02but I couldn't spell it, so I put down spit.
15:08Okay.
15:10We're looking for a shout into the Grand Canyon, Jack.
15:13What have you got for us?
15:14Well, I just hope I spelled it correctly.
15:16I don't remember. Spit.
15:17Spit, yes.
15:18That's it.
15:19Good.
15:20Okay.
15:21Stephanie, shout into the Grand Canyon.
15:23They're gonna think I'm rooming with them
15:25because so far we're agreeing with everything.
15:27Everybody's spitting into that beautiful Grand Canyon.
15:29Mine wasn't spit.
15:31You should never do that, by the way,
15:33if the wind is coming.
15:35Yes, that's true.
15:36I'd be very classy, wrote expectorate.
15:38Yeah.
15:39That's right, that's right.
15:40So, Debra, you didn't score with that.
15:42Now, I point out to you, Grady,
15:44you must match two celebrities to stay in the running.
15:47Three, however, will win the game.
15:50Bill and Marsha.
15:52Uh-huh.
15:53Uh-huh.
15:54Were having a lovely evening.
15:56Evening.
15:57Evening.
15:58Bill and Marsha were having a lovely evening.
16:00It's getting so old, they can't even read it.
16:02Until the blank collapsed.
16:07Bill and Marsha were having a lovely evening
16:09until the blank collapsed.
16:11It's a perfectly straight question.
16:12We'll give it a perfectly straight answer.
16:15We're, you know, your answers may be good,
16:17but then again, they may be rotten.
16:20So, no help, if you please.
16:23For your enthusiasm, however,
16:24we don't want to dampen that.
16:26Everybody finished over there.
16:27All right, Grady, may we ask your response?
16:29Bill and Marsha were having a lovely evening
16:31until the blank collapsed.
16:33Couldn't have to say bed.
16:35Bed is what he says.
16:38All right.
16:39You do not have to say bed.
16:40Two to tie, three to win.
16:42Stu, what have you got?
16:43I must say that he is now starting
16:45to pick up dim vibrations
16:47because I also felt the same feeling, bed.
16:54Now, Brett?
16:55Remembering my honeymoon,
16:57which is a little hard, I said bed.
16:59Okay, that ties the score.
17:01Go ahead, sweetheart.
17:02All right, Jack, if you give us a bed,
17:04he wins another game.
17:06I figure if she could lie, I could lie, too.
17:08Bed wins the game.
17:10Congratulations, Grady.
17:13Could you step around, please?
17:18So, there's another $100.
17:20Okay.
17:21Deborah, I'm sorry to see you go.
17:23We wish you good luck with your acting
17:25and modeling careers,
17:26and we have a gift for you backstage.
17:28And our most sincere thanks for being with us
17:30on Match Game 73.
17:32Bye, Debbie.
17:37All right, Grady, there it is again.
17:39Are you ready for it?
17:41Yes.
17:42Let's go.
17:43Okay, here we go.
17:44We polled a recent studio audience
17:46and we got their best response to this.
17:50Girl, blank.
17:52The answer given most often by that audience
17:54is worth $500 if you can match it.
17:56Second most frequent response, $250.
17:59And the third, 100.
18:01Now, you may solicit answers from three celebrities,
18:05and they're allowed to help in that respect,
18:07so choose them one at a time.
18:09Let's start with Stu.
18:10Stu, how would you fill in that blank?
18:12Girl, blank.
18:13Do I say this orally?
18:15Yes, say it orally.
18:16I don't write it down.
18:17Don't write it.
18:18Friend.
18:19Girlfriend is what he says.
18:21All right, one more.
18:22Stephanie.
18:23Girl, talk.
18:24Girl, talk.
18:26Okay, you've got two now, Grady.
18:28One more.
18:29Richard.
18:30Girl, scout.
18:31Girl, scout.
18:32They're always prepared.
18:33Are you joking?
18:34That's right.
18:35They are ready indeed.
18:36That's certainly a remote answer from him.
18:40Girlfriend, girl, talk, girl, scout.
18:42Now, you can choose one of those three
18:43or give us one of your own if you wish.
18:46What would you like to do?
18:47I'm going to go with friend.
18:49A friend.
18:50Girlfriend.
18:51All right, that's the answer that Stu gave you.
18:53Let's see where and if it shows up.
18:56We are looking for girlfriend.
18:58May we see the $100 response?
19:02Girl, talk.
19:04Stephanie gave you that one there.
19:05All right, it's up there.
19:06You're getting warm.
19:08We're looking for girlfriend.
19:09May we see the $250 response?
19:12Girl, scout is up there also.
19:14They're worth every penny of it.
19:16Yes, sir.
19:17All right.
19:18Now, if this card shows up white with black writing, we in.
19:26All right, we're looking for girlfriend.
19:28May we see the $500 response?
19:32Girl.
19:39She's getting older.
19:40That's the big one.
19:41That's right.
19:44That puts you over $2,000 now with that additional $500.
19:50That means you play for 10 times that amount now or $5,000.
19:55We're going to hit one yet.
19:56Yeah, I hope you hit one yet.
19:58Now, to win the $5,000,
20:00you've got to match one celebrity on a head-to-head basis.
20:03Please choose that celebrity now.
20:05We were so close.
20:06Let's go again, Stu.
20:08All right, Stu, you get ready to write.
20:10This is the question.
20:12You face me, and here we go, Stu.
20:14Please write your answer to this, a $5,000 question.
20:18Three blank.
20:21Three blank.
20:38Okay, Stu is finished now.
20:40We call for your response, Grady.
20:42Three blank.
20:43How do you fill in that blank?
20:45Three musketeers.
20:46Three musketeers is his answer.
20:48Stu, for $5,000, may we see your answer?
20:51I'm sorry.
20:52I had three roses.
20:54Three roses.
20:55I couldn't think of anything else.
20:58I couldn't even think of the fourth one.
20:59And when I get frustrated, I immediately think of booze.
21:02I needed another one to get drunk.
21:04Sometimes you draw a blank, and they show, you know,
21:06when I play the game, that can happen.
21:08But don't worry about it.
21:09You've got an additional $500, means you're up to $2,150.
21:13And you're gonna meet another challenger,
21:15and we got another game coming up right after this comes up.
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24:08Now let's greet our new player.
24:10Here is Michelle Alexander.
24:12Hello, Michelle.
24:13Hi.
24:14Say hello to Jodie.
24:15Hi, Jodie.
24:18Okay.
24:19You want to tell us a little bit
24:21about the story of your life, Michelle.
24:22Okay.
24:23I'm living in Oregon right now,
24:24going to school with my husband.
24:26And we're down here in L.A. for the summer working,
24:29and we're expecting a baby in January.
24:32Aw.
24:33That's nice.
24:34Okay.
24:36Good luck to you.
24:37You know how this goes, don't you?
24:38You've seen the thing in operation.
24:40You know the rules.
24:41You know the challenger makes a selection.
24:43So would you go right ahead?
24:44Could I have B, please?
24:45You may have B.
24:46All right.
24:47It's up to you.
24:48Brand new game here, folks.
24:49So everybody plays.
24:50Pencils at the ready.
24:51Including the baby.
24:52I'm in school.
24:53I'll pick up the pencil.
24:54I don't have to pick up pencils in here.
24:55Yes, sir.
24:56Jack said to marry.
24:58No, no.
24:59No.
25:00Jack said,
25:01Brett was a lot blanker when I married her.
25:05You're trying to get me in all kinds of trouble.
25:09Jack said,
25:10Brett was a lot blanker when I married her.
25:15No peeking.
25:17No peeking at the bride before the wedding.
25:21Did you hear that, Michelle?
25:23Yeah.
25:24And you are aware that we have Jack and Brett on the program,
25:27and they are man and wife.
25:29You are aware of all that?
25:30From time to time.
25:31Okay.
25:32Watch over them.
25:33Now, would you give us your response, please?
25:35Oh, I know.
25:36You know, this isn't going to be a personal offense or anything.
25:39Sexier.
25:41Sexier.
25:42You just blow it, sweetheart.
25:44Sexier.
25:47I shared a dressing room with her last week.
25:50That's not true at all.
25:52She's much better than you.
25:54All right.
25:55Let's see if her answer scores.
25:58Well, I certainly hope so.
26:00Now, wait a minute.
26:01That's the...
26:02Let's see if her answer scores.
26:04I don't know what I'm saying.
26:05I'll let your mother win.
26:06Maybe see if her answer scores.
26:08I really don't understand this.
26:10This show is getting quite racy,
26:12and they told me not to mention it,
26:14but I put younger.
26:15Younger.
26:16Okay.
26:17No match there.
26:18Brett?
26:19I told you you'd blow it.
26:20Younger.
26:21Younger.
26:22Younger.
26:23Okay.
26:24Well, what I'm doing is, if she...
26:25You're right.
26:26She was a lot sexier and a lot younger.
26:28Younger.
26:29So, so far, you haven't scored with sexier, Michelle.
26:32Stephanie, let's see what you've done.
26:34Well, assuming how crabby a woman is,
26:36would have to become being married to Jack that long.
26:38Yes.
26:39I put down the word nicer.
26:41A lot nicer.
26:42Well, I don't like you either, Stephanie.
26:43You don't know her very well, do you?
26:45You can't win no matter what.
26:46What do you do here?
26:47We may never see you after this show.
26:49I happen to hear Jack the other day said
26:51that Brett is not half the woman she used to be,
26:54so I put taller.
26:56I know.
26:59Okay.
27:01Betty White.
27:04Betty White.
27:06Michelle is looking for the word sexier.
27:08Well, lots of luck.
27:09Aren't we all?
27:10However, I was with Stephanie.
27:12I said nicer.
27:13Nicer.
27:14I don't know.
27:15All right.
27:16So, Michelle, you didn't do very well with that at all,
27:18and we'll get to Grady right after we get to this.
27:22Don't go away.
27:24Whammy?
27:25No whammy.
27:26The choice is yours.
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27:51Mom, my art project's due tomorrow.
27:54I brought home a ton of work.
27:56Can you drop me off at Amy's?
27:58We still have to paint the guest room tonight.
28:00So, what's for dinner?
28:02Pull it all together with Manwich.
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29:01Time is up.
29:02And we'll pick up at this very same point next time
29:04right in the middle of round one.
29:05You will come back, won't you?
29:07Michelle and Grady, thank you.
29:08Not if I have my way, she won't.
29:09We thank you very much for being with us.
29:10Join us next time for Match Game 73.
29:13Gene Rayburn here.
29:14Bye.
29:15Today's consolation prize.
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29:46This is Johnny Olson speaking for Match Game 73.
29:50A Mark Goodson, Bill Todman production.
29:54♪♪♪