Homemade video
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00:00I need a condom.
00:05Why are you looking at me like that?
00:07We girls have to be very careful, right?
00:09Which one should I give you?
00:11One second.
00:13One banana, strawberry.
00:16Do one thing, pack a full food salad.
00:18And yes, chocolate too, for dessert.
00:25Please don't judge me like this.
00:26If I come to get a pregnancy test kit tomorrow, you'll judge me even more.
00:31Thank you so much. I'm done.
00:33I'm done.
00:54Hello. Hello Vicky.
00:57Where are you? I've been calling you for so long.
01:00Cyber-sexing.
01:01Yeah.
01:03Bye.
01:08Two numbers. Hello.
01:15What's going on?
01:17Sir, just two minutes.
01:19Sir, just two minutes.
01:21I'm coming.
01:32Shit.
01:35Hurry up.
01:37Sorry, aunty.
01:39Sorry, aunty.
01:41Hurry up.
01:52What's going on in the car?
01:54Nothing, brother. I'm just leaving.
01:56Brother, the AC in the car is broken.
01:59Your clothes are loose.
02:01Get out of the car.
02:04Wow, Deepika Padukone's latest movie.
02:07Vicky, you gave such a good surprise.
02:09I love you.
02:11Don't be so happy. There's one more surprise.
02:13What?
02:17Hi.
02:19Oh.
02:21So you've been with him since so many days?
02:23Yep. And a few more days.
02:25At least, you know, I'm going to date him.
02:28Vicky, this guy is of the wrong type.
02:29That's why he's the right type for me.
02:31Give me the tickets.
02:33What am I supposed to do?
02:35Just hang out with him for a couple of hours.
02:37Oh.
02:39Or even better, you go home.
02:41Once mom calls, please take the stuff.
02:43I'm not going.
02:45Selfie.
02:47If mom asks, I'll tell her I'm with you.
02:49Smile.
02:51Thank you so much. Bye.
02:59Bye.
03:10Dude.
03:12You have to return the favor.
03:14What favor, baby?
03:16This is not working.
03:18When are we going to?
03:20I'm dying to, man.
03:22Fuck, all this theater and everything is not working out for me.
03:26What about the hotel room?
03:30What the fuck?
03:36Devika!
03:38Devika!
03:40Wait, man.
03:43Devika, what the fuck, man?
03:46Who the fuck do you think I am?
03:48You think I'm that type of girl, right?
03:50You think you can book a hotel room with me?
03:52But...
03:54But what?
03:56You think I'm that cheap type of girl, right?
03:57Who will just go with a guy to some lodge?
03:59Fuck.
04:01I'm... I'm sorry, man.
04:03Parth.
04:05You get your elders' blessings first.
04:07You get bangles from your mom.
04:09You want to meet my mom?
04:11Yes, Parth. You're a boy.
04:13But I'm a girl, right?
04:15My reputation, my family...
04:17Chill, chill, chill.
04:19How do I know you're that type of girl?
04:24Oh my God.
04:25Oh my God.
04:27Oh my God.
04:29You're a psycho, man.
04:31Of course. That's why we're together.
04:33Okay, listen.
04:35On one condition.
04:37We'll use protection.
04:39I want protection from you.
04:41Too late for that. Come on.
04:43Now go on and surprise me.
04:50Good afternoon, sir.
04:52I want a meeting...
04:53I want a meeting room, please.
04:55Sir, which room, sir?
04:57Standard, deluxe or superior?
04:59Smoking or non-smoking, sir?
05:01Wi-Fi or without Wi-Fi?
05:03Sir, garden view or...
05:05Just give me a room, please.
05:07Okay, sir.
05:09Kindly fill up this form.
05:11Okay.
05:13Yes, sir.
05:24Come on, Divika. Come on.
05:28Come on.
05:30Let's go, man.
05:32What happened?
05:34If you don't have cash, we can split, right?
05:36Dad's here.
05:38What? Dad?
05:40Let's go.
05:42Shit, man. This is called KLPD.
05:44Dad's standing on the hill.
05:46Shut up. Everything's not a fucking joke.
05:48By the way, what's your dad doing there?
05:51Tattoo without your mom?
05:53Look what your dad is up to.
05:55Fuck you. Don't talk shit about your dad.
05:57Hey, why are you touching me in a stupid joke?
05:59Don't you dare talk to me like this.
06:01Don't you fucking talk to me like this. Fuck you.
06:03Talk. Now watch what I do.
06:05Oh, sweet bomb. Sorry, man.
06:07Always ready to explode.
06:09You're exploding at your dad. Why are you talking to me?
06:11What can I do?
06:13I'm a little protective about my parents.
06:15Idiot.
06:17Okay, come on. Let's go somewhere.
06:19Oh, man. Now I think we're going to be in outer space.
06:22Outer space?
06:41I'm sure there are hidden cameras in this room.
06:44No, no, sister-in-law. There's nothing like that.
06:46Sister-in-law?
06:47Sister-in-law?
06:49Sister-in-law?
06:51Mom told me to put it on my head.
06:54It keeps me cool and doesn't waste my energy.
06:57Listen, man. Get the hell out of here.
06:59Come back when I call you.
07:01Bro, it's a black test.
07:03Bro, it's a mock test. You've been doing it for three years.
07:05You'll pass. Don't worry.
07:07Come on. Keep the faith, bro.
07:11I don't think we need protection.
07:14Can I at least take the books?
07:15Take it.
07:17The whole room is contraceptive.
07:20No, we're not doing it here.
07:22Devika, I can't handle it.
07:24I'm so fucking horny.
07:26If I don't do it with you today, I'll jump on this.
07:28I'm not lying.
07:30It was my fault.
07:32I gave a horny guy a job that only a smart girl can do.
07:35What do you mean?
07:37Chandni, open the door.
07:39Right now.
07:41Yes, Vicky.
07:43Hurry up.
07:45I'm coming.
07:47I'm coming, Vicky.
07:49What is it?
07:51Chandni, open the door.
07:53You won't know anything.
07:55Vicky, look at the time.
07:57What is this?
07:59Vicky, come on.
08:01This is the room.
08:03What are you up to?
08:05Get out.
08:07Dude, I need your room.
08:09I'm so horny.
08:11I find Shekhar Suman also hot these days.
08:13I just need your room for an hour.
08:15Hey, what 10 seconds?
08:17I've got long-lasting condoms.
08:19Okay, stop it.
08:21If it's an emergency, take it.
08:23But, Shekhar Suman?