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00:00You were supposed to go to Siddique's place, right?
00:04I don't know if he has a guest or not.
00:07It'll take a couple of minutes.
00:09I'll get his pension and then I'll go see his car.
00:12Okay.
00:13He was supposed to go home last time.
00:14Okay.
00:15Call him.
00:17He'll tell us when he's free.
00:21Do you give him another car?
00:23Yes.
00:24Huh?
00:25I do.
00:26He has a new tire.
00:28I paid him 22 rupees for a new tire.
00:30For a new tire?
00:31Yes.
00:32Did you get another car?
00:33Yes.
00:34Okay.
00:35As-salamu alaykum.
00:36Give him the money.
00:39As-salamu alaykum.
00:40Wa alaykum as-salam.
00:41Wa alaykum as-salam.
00:42How are you?
00:43I'm fine.
00:44How are you, brother?
00:45I'm fine.
00:46Is everything okay?
00:47Yes.
00:48There's a lot of dirt.
00:49It gets thin.
00:50There's a lot of dirt.
00:51I'll give you the money.
00:52What gets thin?
00:53The dirt.
00:55It gets weak.
00:57Weak?
00:58Yes.
00:59With a lot of work.
01:00Okay.
01:01The work gets ruined.
01:02Is there a difference in the dirt?
01:04Yes.
01:05There's a difference in the dirt, brother.
01:07There's dirt on the head.
01:08There's dirt on the legs.
01:10Does the weak dirt get better with food?
01:13Food, brother.
01:14May Allah forgive him.
01:15Food is like this.
01:17If you take it in a good company,
01:18it lasts for four days.
01:20Okay.
01:21Some people have a habit
01:23that when they come here,
01:24they say,
01:25give me the old one.
01:26The old one?
01:27Yes.
01:28If it's the old one,
01:29you won't get anything.
01:30You won't get anything.
01:32Okay.
01:33That's why they say,
01:34we won't get anything.
01:36What about your father?
01:39He's not my father.
01:40He's my student.
01:42He's my father.
01:44Don't talk to me.
01:46No, he's your father.
01:48He's my father.
01:49I was just asking.
01:51Are you crazy?
01:53He's my father.
01:55He's your father.
01:57I don't know what's wrong with you.
01:59Where did you come from?
02:01I just thought
02:02maybe he's your father.
02:03What do you think?
02:06My father can't be a thief.
02:08He's so young.
02:10He's my father.
02:12He works in a bank.
02:13Why can't he be a thief?
02:15He's a thief.
02:16He's trying his best.
02:17What are you talking about?
02:18He's a pensioner.
02:19His car broke down.
02:20He went up and came down.
02:21What are you talking about?
02:23What are you talking about?
02:24My father can't be a thief.
02:25That's why I'm asking.
02:26Why can't he be a thief?
02:27He's talking about my car.
02:30Your car?
02:31Yes.
02:32Doesn't it work?
02:34I'm telling you.
02:35He's not my father.
02:36We're young.
02:38We've been working for 10 years.
02:41Why?
02:42Sit down and eat.
02:45Sit down and eat?
02:46No.
02:47Alhamdulillah.
02:49We've never
02:50respected our elders.
02:52We've always respected them.
02:53We've always respected them.
02:55We should be respected.
03:00How many brothers do you have?
03:02We're six brothers.
03:05Your father has quit his job.
03:07What?
03:08How long has it been
03:10since your father quit his job?
03:12It's been 10 years.
03:1310 years.
03:14How many brothers were there?
03:15Six brothers.
03:16Six brothers.
03:17That's right.
03:19What do you think of this?
03:22You're not a fool.
03:24You don't know
03:25what's going on in your head.
03:27What?
03:28I'm telling you.
03:29You don't understand.
03:31There are schools.
03:33There are schools.
03:34There are schools in every job.
03:37He's doing a tattoo job.
03:39He's riding a motorcycle.
03:40Do you have a pencil?
03:41He has a pencil.
03:42Don't argue.
03:43Someone told him.
03:44He has a pencil.
03:45He has a pencil.
03:46He has a pencil.
03:47Let him do it.
03:49He's our son.
03:51What are you doing?
03:52You're making a tattoo?
03:55It's a tattoo.
03:56Yes.
03:57What?
03:58It's a tattoo.
03:59Yes, it's a tattoo.
04:00He's talking about his brother.
04:02He says he can't ride a motorcycle.
04:04Okay.
04:05He's giving him a tattoo.
04:06He's getting a pencil.
04:09Who are you?
04:11Tell me.
04:13It's a tattoo.
04:15Do you think it's a tattoo?
04:17It's a tattoo.
04:19Is he your brother?
04:20He's my brother.
04:22He's my brother.
04:23He's my brother.
04:25I'm looking for a tattoo.
04:26I'm not getting a tattoo.
04:28I said it's a tattoo.
04:30He doesn't know how to keep a tattoo.
04:34He said it's a tattoo.
04:36He should listen to me.
04:37Is that how you talk to him?
04:39No.
04:40A normal person can't talk like that.
04:42He's my brother.
04:43He lives here.
04:45How long have you been living here?
04:47It's been 5 years.
04:505 years?
04:51Yes.
04:525 years?
04:53No, it's been 5 years.
04:54I came here.
04:56You came here?
04:57Yes.
04:58Where were you before that?
04:59Huh?
05:00Before that?
05:01Before that?
05:02Tell me.
05:03I'm his uncle.
05:04How would I know where he was?
05:05Go and ask his family where he was.
05:08It's been half a year.
05:11What are you talking about?
05:13Do you have a identification card?
05:14Huh?
05:15Identification card.
05:16Do you have a ration card?
05:18Huh?
05:19He has a ration card.
05:20He's a poor man.
05:21What's wrong with you?
05:22You should talk to him.
05:24I'm your uncle.
05:25Do you have an identification card?
05:27I do.
05:28I'm a poor man.
05:29I should have an identification card.
05:31You're always talking nonsense.
05:34He wants an identification card.
05:36I'll get you some tea.
05:37What's wrong?
05:38Huh?
05:39Tea.
05:40You took so long to come.
05:42When are you going to leave?
05:45You're sleepy.
05:48I don't know where you came from.
05:51Tea.
05:52I'll get you some tea.
05:54I don't have tea.
05:55I came to show you my shop.
05:59Here, have some tea.
06:00I came here to get some tea.
06:02I'll go to the pump and get some.
06:04What do you want?
06:05Tell me.
06:06I came to show you my shop.
06:09Do your work.
06:10Don't talk to me like that.
06:12I'll slap you.
06:14You're talking nonsense.
06:16The puncture you're going to get,
06:18don't you have a car?
06:19I don't have a car.
06:20I came here on a motorcycle.
06:22Okay?
06:23I came here to get some milk.
06:25I came here on a motorcycle.
06:26I came here to get drunk.
06:28I came here to get a goat.
06:30I came here to get beaten up.
06:33What kind of a man are you?
06:34I don't understand you.
06:35What's this?
06:36Why are you standing here?
06:37The man who stopped me,
06:39I'm going to beat him up.
06:45Do your work.
06:47You're not paying attention to me.
06:49You're going to get an operation.
06:51They're going to take your kidney.
06:54They've cut your kidney.
06:56I came here to see it.
06:58Don't you want to work?
07:00Don't you want to work?
07:02Don't you want to work?
07:04What do you want?
07:06No.
07:09Do you have a man at home?
07:11I don't want to work.
07:12I don't want to work.
07:14Then you have the right to leave everything
07:16and pay attention to me.
07:17I don't want to pay attention to you.
07:19You're still...
07:20I don't want to pay attention to you.
07:22I don't want to pay attention to you.
07:27What are you looking for?
07:28Tell me, I'll find it for you.
07:29What are you looking for?
07:30What are you looking for?
07:31Are you in trouble?
07:34We know where you've kept it.
07:37Tell me, I'll find it for you.
07:39I'll find it for you.
07:40I'll find it for you.
07:42You're lucky.
07:43Your boss doesn't steal.
07:46I'm talking to you.
07:48Watch your mouth.
07:50I'm going to call your father.
07:53For what?
07:54Yes.
07:55He's going to take the kidney.
07:56He's going to take the kidney.
07:58He's eating the kidney of my brain.
08:01Son, you...
08:02I'm just talking to your father.
08:05Don't you have the right
08:06to come and ask me
08:07why I'm sitting here
08:09and talking to you for so long?
08:11I'm your patient.
08:14Why would I ask you?
08:16What are you eating here?
08:18When are you leaving?
08:20I want to eat roti.
08:22What did you cook?
08:23Do your work.
08:24What did you cook today?
08:25Potatoes, peas and moong dal.
08:27Wow.
08:28Desi kheer.
08:29Great.
08:30What else?
08:31You're my brother-in-law.
08:34You're so close to your wife.
08:37Does she give you milk?
08:39Or does she give you newspapers?
08:41Do you know her?
08:42You're the one who knows her.
08:44You don't know her.
08:47She's a cook.
08:49She's a chef.
08:51He's your elder son.
08:53You're a very bad man.
08:56A bad man.
08:58You have to kiss me.
09:00Give me a soft kiss.
09:02He's a decent man.
09:03If he had told me,
09:04I would have told him
09:05that the potatoes, peas and moong dal are cooked.
09:07I'm the one who got the pump.
09:09I'm the one who kept the machine.
09:11I'm also a decent man.
09:13Do you live in a mansion
09:14or have you become rich?
09:17You're earning a lot of money.
09:19I earn Rs. 2,500 a day.
09:21Every day.
09:23From here.
09:24You earn a lot of money.
09:25You have a pension.
09:26What do you mean?
09:27Are you selling drugs?
09:29Do we give pensions to dogs?
09:31Or do we earn a lot of money?
09:32If you have a pension,
09:34you can say that.
09:36Don't you understand?
09:37We give pensions to dogs.
09:39Now do you know what a dog is?
09:42The one who says...
09:44You have a lot of money.
09:45How much money do I have in my pocket
09:47when I wash my face and change my clothes?
09:49I gave you money last night.
09:51How much money do you have in your pocket?
09:52You won't give me money.
09:54I'll give you money tomorrow.
09:56I'll give you Rs. 1,000.
09:57I'll give you Rs. 2,400.
09:59Your clothes are dirty.
10:01I don't want to touch them.
10:03I don't want anything to get stuck in them.
10:05I don't want to sell them.
10:06I've been working here for three years.
10:10I've seen you earn Rs. 500 a day.
10:13I wish I could earn Rs. 500 a day.
10:16Why are you telling me this?
10:17Tell him.
10:18Why are you doing this to me?
10:19What are you doing here?
10:21Don't you have a house here?
10:23Don't you have a house here?
10:25Why don't you go home?
10:26Aren't you going to ask me what I'm doing here?
10:28Ask him.
10:29He's your elder son.
10:32He's your elder son.
10:33Ask him.
10:34Tell me, what do you want?
10:36I want a car.
10:37Your car?
10:38Yes.
10:39Bring it here.
10:40Bring it here.
10:43Tell him.
10:46He's not answering.
10:47No, you tell him.
10:48How long will it take you to talk to him?
10:53He's not answering.
10:55You tell him.
10:56He won't answer you.
10:58Rs. 250.
10:59Rs. 250.
11:00One flat tyre?
11:01One flat tyre.
11:02He can fix it.
11:04He can fix it with a car.
11:08He'll answer all your questions.
11:11I'll get Rs. 300.
11:13He's asking for Rs. 400.
11:14He's asking for Rs. 250.
11:15I'll fix it.
11:17I'll fix it.
11:19He's asking me to fix the car.
11:21Do you know how much the bill for the billi has increased?
11:23Hmm
11:23Brother, where did you get the car from?
11:25You can't even fight your own fight
11:27You're a guy who brings change
11:29You're a mess
11:30You're a lawyer, we have to fight
11:33Yes
11:33If you get into a case
11:35Your car is broken
11:37Why is the car broken?
11:38Do people smoke in the house?
11:40No, you're the snake of the people here
11:43You're the snake of the students
11:44Hey, do one thing
11:45Why are you sitting here?
11:48I've got a pancreas
11:49I'm hungry
11:50I want to eat roti
11:51Okay, you're hungry
11:52You've been working for a week
11:53Yes, here
11:54You've been running around
11:55You've been working in the car
11:58You've left a thousand acres of land
12:01You're hungry
12:03You've got a pancreas
12:06You've got a bed outside
12:09You've got a second pancreas
12:11A third
12:12You're hungry
12:13I don't know if you've got a problem
12:15Have you kept your promise
12:17That you'll eat roti after a minute?
12:18You talk a lot
12:19Both of you are teachers
12:21God, God, God
12:22Look, I can't bear it
12:23You know I don't get angry
12:24I don't understand
12:26How can you be so old
12:28That you talk so much?
12:30You eat the head of a person
12:32By talking
12:33You've brought a lot of salt to the head
12:35Yes
12:36You've made his life hell
12:38That decent man
12:40He's such a poor man
12:42He's learning to work
12:44He's learning to work
12:45We came to Chotapur
12:46By car to Kote
12:47Okay
12:48The journey to Kote is
12:501200-1400 km
12:52Yes
12:531200-1400 km
12:54No
12:55There's a car that's got a pancreas
12:57Okay?
12:58Okay
12:59He told me
13:00I called him suddenly
13:01What to do
13:02He said the car's got a pancreas
13:03I told him
13:04Don't you dare
13:05You've got a pancreas
13:06On my car
13:07Get up
13:08I said I'll send you a guy
13:11With a pancreas
13:12He'll come with a pancreas
13:13And take you to
13:15Kote
13:16Kote
13:17Where?
13:18Kote
13:19Kote
13:201200-1400 km
13:21What's wrong with you?
13:22What happened?
13:23The car's got a pancreas in Kote
13:24Yes
13:25He's going to take the pancreas from here
13:26And what's his journey like?
13:27He's going to take the pancreas to the whole of Kote
13:29Yes
13:30And he's going to take the car
13:31He's going to take the car
13:32He's going to take the car
13:34I feel like
13:36I'm going to kill you
13:38Both of you get up
13:39Who?
13:40Both of you get up
13:41I'm not going
13:42I'm not going
13:43I'm not going
13:44I'm not going
13:45Kote
13:46Kote
13:47Didn't you pay the 2800 rupees for the pancreas?
13:50I'm in a lot of trouble
13:52I wanted to talk to you about this
13:53I'm going to Kote to get the pancreas
13:55When you said you wanted to get the 2800 rupees pancreas
13:58Yes
13:59Did you mean to get it here?
14:00Or somewhere else?
14:01You were talking about the pancreas, right?
14:02Brother, tell me
14:03You were going to Kote to get the pancreas?
14:04Yes
14:05First, you come to Tindkar
14:07I'll see if you have the brain to get a pancreas
14:10Do you get the pancreas even in Kote?
14:12Isn't there anyone there?
14:14I don't trust anyone there
14:17I'm not going to touch my car with anyone else
14:19You don't trust anyone, do you?
14:20Yes
14:21We don't trust you
14:22You go
14:23You go
14:24You don't trust us
14:25You don't trust us
14:26You didn't even give us the auspicious thread
14:29Why don't you understand?
14:31What?
14:32I'm going to tell you
14:34Yes, give it to me
14:35What is this?
14:36What are you doing?
14:37I'm going to work
14:38I'm going to work
14:39Give it to me
14:41Give it to me
14:42Give it to me
14:43First, move the car back
14:46When a person goes on a cycle, he sits like a dog
14:49Don't you have to wear your shoes like this?
14:51This is how it is, brother
14:52This is how we live
14:54Now, let's go
14:55Close the shop
14:56Get up
14:57The boss is going
14:58Take him
14:59I want to eat
15:01Why should I take him?
15:03Am I a goat?
15:04Are you angry with me?
15:06You said you were taking us
15:08We didn't do anything
15:09If I was taking you, I would have told you
15:11What?
15:12I'm going to Kote to get the car's puncture
15:14Didn't you hear him?
15:15First, ask him how much the puncture is
15:18I'll tell you
15:19It's Rs. 2,800
15:20I'll tell you it's Rs. 2,800
15:21Yes, it's Rs. 2,800
15:22He's going to Kote to get the puncture
15:23He's going to Kote to get the puncture
15:25Yes
15:26How much does the tube cost?
15:27The tube costs around Rs. 600-Rs. 800
15:29What?
15:30Rs. 800-Rs. 1000
15:31Oh God
15:32No, no
15:33What's wrong with you?
15:34No, the tube is new
15:35He has to get the first puncture
15:37Take it
15:38And then you can go
15:39First puncture
15:40First puncture
15:41Then he'll say he's going to get the second puncture
15:43First puncture
15:44Yes
15:45Then you'll have to pay Rs. 2000
15:47What?
15:48Yes, first puncture
15:49He looks like a tailor
15:50He'll take you to the tailor shop
15:52He's ready
15:53What?
15:54What are you talking about?
15:55He's sitting there
15:57Which bird is listening to you?
16:01You have a new plan
16:03If you're done eating, let's go
16:06Where to?
16:07Kote
16:08Kote
16:09We'll go to Khabar Lahariya
16:11We'll go there
16:12Get ready
16:13Close the shop
16:14We'll come back after a week
16:15We'll come back after a week
16:17Don't you think the world is crazy?
16:19All the crazy people live in my boss' house
16:22Kote
16:23Everyone lives there
16:24Aunt lives there
16:25Uncle lives there
16:26Everyone lives there
16:27As they please
16:28Come on, let's go
16:29Where?
16:30Kote
16:31Brother, I...
16:32Didn't you pay Rs. 250 for the puncture?
16:34Brother, we paid Rs. 250
16:35We made a mistake
16:36We'll let you live for another 500 days
16:39You'll have to go there and get the puncture
16:42You paid Rs. 250?
16:43Yes
16:44Take Rs. 250
16:45We need the money
16:46You'll have to run for the elections
16:47With whom?
16:48With Rs. 250
16:49We'll run for the elections
16:51We'll go to Vishnath's house
16:53We'll ask for Rs. 500
16:54He'll give us Rs. 250
16:55You said Rs. 250
16:56You think he's worth Rs. 1.5 crores?
16:58How much did you pay for the journey?
17:00Take 1.5 crores
17:02You...
17:03That's Rs. 250
17:04You're talking nonsense
17:05The boss will do it
17:06I can't do it
17:07What's wrong?
17:08You think you're so brave?
17:10Yes
17:11You think you're so brave?
17:12Didn't we talk about this?
17:13Didn't we talk about this?
17:14Look at me
17:15We're his employees
17:16Boss
17:17You're a boss
17:18You're an engineer
17:20You paid Rs. 1.5 crores for the puncture
17:22And you've kept your salary like this
17:24What's wrong with Rs. 1.5 crores for the puncture?
17:26If the owner of Devo comes and sits with us
17:29What?
17:30You think you're so smart?
17:31You came to the market with us
17:33If you both don't leave
17:35I'll take you to the police station
17:36Why?
17:37We're so hungry
17:38The dogs will chase us out of the village
17:40You'll chase us out of the village?
17:42I don't care if they chase us out
17:44They'll chase the boss
17:45I'm hungry
17:46I want to eat
17:47I don't want to eat for Rs. 2,500
17:49Let's go to the police station
17:50They'll chase us
17:51They'll chase us
17:52They'll chase us
17:53They'll chase us
17:54They'll chase us
17:59Look at him
18:00He's crying
18:01Look at you
18:02You're such a cruel man
18:03I'm not a cruel man
18:04You're so big
18:05Here you go
18:06I've eaten half of his leg
18:08You've eaten half of his leg
18:09Tell me
18:10How many times have you rubbed your face on his leg?
18:12I didn't rub it
18:13How does it matter to you?
18:15You're so stupid
18:17You're so stupid
18:18I'm studying
18:19You're studying?
18:20You're my teacher
18:22You're my teacher
18:23Are you mad?
18:25I'll beat you up
18:27I'll beat you up
18:29I'll beat you up
18:31I'll beat you up
18:32He's mad
18:33He's mad
18:35You're studying so hard
18:37You'll get a pension in no time
18:39Why go to the brothel?
18:40Brothel?
18:41Go buy me a suit
18:44Buy me a warm bed
18:46I'm going to the brothel to get a pension
18:48You're mad
18:49I'm going to the brothel to get a pension
18:51Get up
18:52Get up
18:53I don't want to go
18:54I want to eat
18:55Give him food for 8 days
18:57I'm going to the brothel to get a pension
18:59Are you trying to kill him?
19:01He's a Russian
19:02Control your tongue
19:04Control
19:05I'm going to the brothel
19:07Go to the brothel
19:08You're a rich man
19:09You have a big family
19:11We have a big family
19:12You have a big family
19:13And you don't want to go now?
19:15Our family is poor
19:17He doesn't want to go
19:18I don't want to go
19:19Go do your work
19:20I'm going home
19:21I'll bring my cycle
19:22Pack all your stuff
19:23Yes
19:24You're going to get a pension
19:25He's separated
19:26I'll give you an answer
19:28Yes
19:29What are we going to do here?
19:31I'm going home
19:32I'll bring my cycle
19:33Pack all your stuff
19:34I don't want to go
19:35We'll pay you
19:38You don't know who's here
19:40The rich are coming
19:41You're talking to the poor
19:42Pension