Paano nakalbo si Ian Red ng isang truck? | Mars Pa More
Dahil sa lakas ng hangin ng dumadaan na truck, natanggalan at hinabol daw ni Ian Red ang kanyang nilipad na wig worth 37,000 pesos!
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00:00Because of blank, I lost my blank.
00:06Because of strong wind, I lost my hair.
00:14Because of Agua Oxygenada, I lost my black hair.
00:23Because of wrong love,
00:28I lost my wealth.
00:33I lost my ATM.
00:36I hope that's true.
00:37Reveal it, what's the truth?
00:39What happened?
00:40What's the reason why you lost everything?
00:42This is the truth.
00:44Reveal, because of a truck, I lost my window.
00:47I'm kind of right.
00:49Echo is right.
00:52It's the wind.
00:53It's just the wind.
00:54You're a truck?
00:55It's just the wind.
00:56You're a truck?
00:58Yes.
00:59I'm a truck driver.
01:00I'm the one who showed my bump.
01:04He's proud of his bump.
01:06I got a call,
01:08and I didn't close my book.
01:11So now, we got a flat tire,
01:13and we're on our way home.
01:14So I fixed it,
01:15and a big truck came,
01:17I took the book,
01:18my colleagues shouted,
01:21Mom!
01:22I ran, Mom!
01:24You ran?
01:25I ran, Mom!
01:26I ran, Mom!
01:27I ran!
01:28We had to chase the wig,
01:30because it's expensive.
01:31It's expensive!
01:32The manual is worth 37,000.
01:34You're kidding!
01:35That's why I ran.
01:36Ouch!
01:37Ouch!
01:38That's how we all ran.
01:39It's more expensive than making your own car.
01:42It's more expensive than making your own car.
01:43That truck is so fast.
01:45It's expensive,
01:46but when you drive it,
01:47it looks like a leather car.
01:49They thought I was a fool.
01:52Okay, finally,
01:54here's Phil and Chika,
01:56from Kuya Betong.
01:58Okay.
01:59First, Betong.
02:00Go, Kams.
02:01I don't have a blank,
02:02that's why I'm not a blank.
02:04Okay,
02:05I think,
02:07you go first, Kuya.
02:09I know Betong.
02:10I don't have a blank.
02:11I don't have a malicia,
02:12that's why I'm not a bastus.
02:14Oh, that's how it is.
02:15Love you, Kuya Kim.
02:16Love you, Kuya Kim.
02:17For me,
02:18I really can't think of anything.
02:20I don't have a budget,
02:23that's why I didn't buy one.
02:25Oh, that's possible.
02:26Especially for life-selling.
02:29I don't have a boyfriend,
02:31that's why I'm not affected.
02:34Oh, that's possible.
02:36He has a boyfriend.
02:37Ian.
02:39I don't have abs,
02:41that's why I can't do sexy roles.
02:45Hey, they're saying I have abs.
02:47Do you have abs, Kuya?
02:49You reveal it here.
02:51Okay, what's the real answer here,
02:53Kuya Betong?
02:54Here it is.
02:55I don't have an ID,
02:58that's why I'm not allowed to enter.
02:59Oh no, what happened?
03:00No, ask me where.
03:02Where?
03:03In the GMA.
03:04Really?
03:05In the GMA.
03:06In the GMA.
03:07Really?
03:08This happened in 2019,
03:10and I have proof.
03:12Because?
03:13Who is that guard?
03:16He's here.
03:17He's going to enter.
03:19There he is.
03:21Where's your ID?
03:23Here's my ID.
03:27Okay, Kuya.
03:28Because of that, you can enter the GMA.
03:30What's your message?
03:34Sorry, sir.
03:35I'm sorry, sir, because
03:37I just did my job.
03:40Yes, we understand.
03:42But at least,
03:43let's get to know each other.
03:45What's my name again?
03:47Betong.
03:48Betong.
03:49Thank you, Kuya.
03:50Long live.
03:51Thank you, Kuya.
03:52Thank you, Kuya.
03:54This is his backstory.
03:56In the back,
03:58in the back gate,
03:59not in the south,
04:00in Annex.
04:01So, I brought my clothes.
04:04I said,
04:05Hi, Kuya.
04:06You're smiling.
04:07He said,
04:08Your ID.
04:09Is this your first time asking for an ID?
04:11Yes, he said.
04:12I thought he was kidding.
04:13ID?
04:14We don't have an ID.
04:16ID?
04:17I said,
04:20I don't want to say that I'm an artist.
04:22But you didn't say it.
04:23You said it first.
04:24I said,
04:26Kuya,
04:27the guard will say,
04:28He's an artist.
04:30I said,
04:31Yes, I'm an artist.
04:32He looked at me.
04:35He looked at me.
04:37How did you enter?
04:38Did you walk?
04:39He said,
04:40He's an artist.
04:41He's crazy.
04:42It's like that.
04:43That's the most offensive.
04:45Sometimes, he looks at you.
04:46He looked at me.
04:47He looked at me.
04:49Then, you're looking at him again.
04:51Yes, I said,
04:52Kuya, I'm an artist.
04:55Maybe, he thought I'm a utility.
04:57I don't know why.
04:59The explanation is clear.
05:01Because, in person,
05:02you're very handsome.
05:03But, he's my friend now.
05:04At least.
05:05When I see you,
05:06Kuya.
05:07Yes.
05:08Amazing.
05:09Also, you have pasta.
05:10You're the only one who understands.
05:13Thank you, guys!