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00:00:00it's the truth
00:00:02oh oh
00:00:05Are you looking for homemade, fresh baked food?
00:00:08Then come to Red Hooks' Dairy Country Backstop.
00:00:11It's no less than a heaven for the Fiji couples who are in love with their natural beauty.
00:00:16Wait, although we didn't see the white christmas we were hoping for.
00:00:20But maybe nature has thought of something about it.
00:00:23So we have a chance of a snowstorm tonight.
00:00:30Oh, Mason, you're still here? That's great.
00:00:35You know, I've been caught. I'm addicted to this classic American novel, you know.
00:00:43Bad day?
00:00:44No, I'm just really tired.
00:00:46Yeah, man. Meera was like that too.
00:00:50Maybe you should get a job now.
00:00:54Are you talking to me?
00:00:56Yes, you.
00:00:57I've been looking for a job all day.
00:00:59When you come, I take a little break.
00:01:01Just like my mom comes home from school.
00:01:03And you talked to your parents about the lease,
00:01:05because the deadline is coming up and you want to take over from Cedric.
00:01:09Yes, I haven't made any decision about it yet.
00:01:11You can say that.
00:01:14Why haven't you made a decision yet?
00:01:16I mean, what did you do today?
00:01:18Or what did you do all week?
00:01:21I celebrated Christmas.
00:01:24And I started dating online.
00:01:26Seriously?
00:01:31Yes, so?
00:01:33No, I'm proud of you.
00:01:35Did you meet anyone?
00:01:37I've just started. I'm not a machine.
00:01:41Oh, and I liked the idea of touching the principal.
00:01:45I just don't have the money yet.
00:01:47So I can take it as an intellectual exercise.
00:01:54Hey, where are you going? You just came.
00:01:56It's Cedric's friend's birthday party at the bar.
00:01:58So you're not going to cook today?
00:02:07Do you want to come along?
00:02:09Depends on whether the cake will be cut or not.
00:02:11Well, the birthday boy is single.
00:02:13It's a good track, but it looks good.
00:02:15It's perfect for a one-night stand.
00:02:17I don't know. Do you think I'm ready?
00:02:19What? I'm ready for you to be ready.
00:02:21I mean, seriously, it's been so long.
00:02:23Don't you feel like...
00:02:25I knew you two would always come up with such things when I come.
00:02:28And I knew it, especially you.
00:02:30Hi, Cedric.
00:02:31You're caught today.
00:02:32Well, yes, I'm horny.
00:02:34But you know, I'm a little lazy too.
00:02:37Sometimes I don't feel like doing anything.
00:02:40Like meeting someone and...
00:02:42Not anymore. You'll see tonight.
00:02:44Do you have anyone in mind?
00:02:46I'm thinking of Ben.
00:02:48Yeah, okay.
00:02:50Who?
00:02:56Hello.
00:02:57Hi.
00:02:58What's up? IDs, please.
00:03:00I'm a girl.
00:03:01Oh, no. I'm sorry.
00:03:02You look short.
00:03:03Like a compliment.
00:03:04Okay.
00:03:09You don't go anywhere, so where did you lose your ID?
00:03:12Okay, wait.
00:03:13Look, I'm not short.
00:03:14Do you really see this here?
00:03:16This is shaking.
00:03:17Oh, my God. Megan.
00:03:19Hey, ID.
00:03:24Shit.
00:03:25Awkward.
00:03:30Hey.
00:03:33I heard you're doing well.
00:03:35With whom?
00:03:37I don't know. I just said it.
00:03:39I thought you'd like it.
00:03:41Oh.
00:03:45Chris, maybe that girl wants to go ahead.
00:03:47Oh, no, it's nothing like that.
00:03:49This is Becca.
00:03:51Becca, this is Faiza, Cedric, and Megan.
00:03:53Megan and I have been together for a few days.
00:03:56This is your version, I guess.
00:04:00Are you guys coming in or not?
00:04:04Nice to meet you.
00:04:06See you inside, Megan.
00:04:10I don't want to hear anything from you guys.
00:04:12If I knew he was coming, I would have told you.
00:04:15This has become a serious pattern in my life.
00:04:18I was in college last year, and I was Chris's fiancée.
00:04:21And I used to drink wine in restaurants.
00:04:23And now I'm lying in my pajamas all day at home.
00:04:26I don't even have a boyfriend.
00:04:27And now I can't even go to the bar.
00:04:29What's going on with me?
00:04:31I'm going backwards.
00:04:32I'm becoming Benjamin.
00:04:33He's moved on. You should do it too.
00:04:35Take a cab home.
00:04:36Find a cute boy on the dating site.
00:04:39No drinks, no dinner, just a hookup.
00:04:41He can't order anyone like that.
00:04:43This is not something to eat.
00:04:45Yes, you can.
00:04:46You have looks and internet.
00:04:48Cedric, you say it too.
00:04:49Internet.
00:04:50Taste.
00:04:51When the time comes, the donkey has to be a father.
00:04:53You'll do it.
00:04:54I'm sure.
00:04:58Right.
00:05:14Yes.
00:05:26Ah.
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:49Okay.
00:05:56Ah.
00:05:59Okay.
00:06:02Let it go.
00:06:03He's moved on, so I can do it too.
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00:07:08You go out.
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00:07:39Wait.
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00:07:57Safety first.
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00:08:00Huh.
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00:08:05Hmm.
00:08:10Hi, how are you?
00:08:11Oh, God.
00:08:17Huh.
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00:08:19Wow.
00:08:22Uh.
00:08:40Um.
00:08:41Huh.
00:08:42I think so.
00:08:49Huh.
00:08:55Oh.
00:08:56Good.
00:08:57Um.
00:09:03That's awesome.
00:09:04I mean.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Bye.
00:09:19Oh.
00:09:20Huh.
00:09:28Huh.
00:09:29Huh.
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00:09:36Huh.
00:09:37Oh.
00:09:38Hmm.
00:09:40Uh.
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00:09:47Huh.
00:09:48Alarm Reset
00:09:57False Alarm
00:09:59Who does this?
00:10:01I won't be able to sleep again
00:10:03So I should leave now
00:10:05Umm
00:10:07I had a lot of fun
00:10:09Thank you
00:10:11And umm
00:10:13It was very important for me
00:10:18Snoring
00:10:24So yeah
00:10:26Snoring
00:10:43What is this?
00:10:53This
00:10:55Alarm is here
00:10:57I forgot
00:10:59When did I set it
00:11:01Strange
00:11:05Morning
00:11:07Megan
00:11:09Good morning Alex
00:11:12My name is Alex
00:11:14Actually
00:11:18What did I say?
00:11:20Alex
00:11:23So what did I say wrong?
00:11:25In Alex
00:11:27There is a C at the end
00:11:29Understood?
00:11:31Understood
00:11:33Well umm
00:11:36I had a lot of fun
00:11:38So thank you
00:11:40For calling me
00:11:42You are welcome
00:11:44I was just worried
00:11:46What will we tell our grandchildren
00:11:48How we met for the first time
00:11:50Yes
00:11:52We will think about that
00:11:54When we reach there
00:11:56Do you have breakfast
00:11:58Or do you leave normally?
00:12:00Normally?
00:12:02Yes
00:12:04You said normally
00:12:06So
00:12:09I didn't mean that
00:12:11I don't know if this is normal for you
00:12:13I told you last night
00:12:15For the first time in my life
00:12:17I am going to try something like this
00:12:19Yes but
00:12:21Come on
00:12:23What?
00:12:25Megan
00:12:26You expect me to believe
00:12:28That this was your first one night stand
00:12:30Yes
00:12:31You know I mean
00:12:32The only reason I came here
00:12:34Was that my roommate
00:12:37Exactly
00:12:39And I feel like
00:12:41Someone is judging me
00:12:43Which I don't like
00:12:45Because this was our mutual decision
00:12:47I don't think I judged you
00:12:49I would say I liked what you did
00:12:51I wish all the girls were so forward
00:12:53Forward?
00:12:55You are slut shaming me again
00:12:57I don't think you are a slut
00:12:59I think you are a girl
00:13:01Who goes to a stranger's house
00:13:03And I don't know what people
00:13:05Wow
00:13:07That was just a joke
00:13:09I am really sorry
00:13:11I don't believe that
00:13:13But what difference does it make
00:13:15Let's have breakfast first
00:13:17I make a great oatmeal
00:13:19With a jelly smiley face
00:13:21You know what
00:13:23You eat the omelette
00:13:25I should go now
00:13:27Thanks for having me
00:13:29I enjoyed last night
00:13:31All the best for the rest
00:13:33I didn't do it on purpose
00:13:35You don't have a special name
00:13:37I enjoyed having sex with you
00:13:39I wish I could say the same
00:13:41I think you had a great night
00:13:43Don't believe what you hear
00:13:45Especially when someone says
00:13:47Hey Alec, cool name
00:13:49When it feels like you are first draft
00:13:51Fuck you Megan
00:13:53Okay
00:13:59What is this
00:14:03Ouch
00:14:33Hello
00:14:35Hello
00:14:37You are Alec, right?
00:14:39Hmm
00:14:41Is it snowing outside?
00:14:43Huh? Hmm
00:14:45Well, I don't think New Yorkers
00:14:47Are used to such snow
00:14:49But I think you should see this
00:14:51I will call a cab for you
00:14:53Oh, okay
00:14:55Oh
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00:19:05I'll try to ask you questions that don't seem rude to you at all.
00:19:13Do you like dogs?
00:19:17Now you understand what I'm saying. Good job.
00:19:21I like dogs.
00:19:23Me too.
00:19:26I'll go to the washroom.
00:19:28Who's stopping you?
00:19:35What?
00:19:51What?
00:19:58Damaged?
00:20:00You don't know me yet?
00:20:05No.
00:20:25Can I borrow your headphones?
00:20:34Megan?
00:20:36What happened now?
00:20:38You tell me.
00:20:45Leave it. I'll go.
00:20:47No, no, no. Stay away from there.
00:20:50You're not going to clean it.
00:20:52Don't just stand there.
00:20:54Go to your room.
00:20:56I'll take care of it.
00:21:03Oh.
00:21:33Go. I'll take care of it later.
00:21:49Hey, I have an idea that will fix everything.
00:21:52You want to get high?
00:21:59Not me. I was just checking if you were a cop.
00:22:03Oh.
00:22:10Yes, but I have to do it. I'll do it.
00:22:12You don't have a problem?
00:22:14It's your house.
00:22:16I know you'll think I'm cool now.
00:22:19My friend told me not to.
00:22:21He won't look cool, but he smokes a lot.
00:22:24I like his creativity.
00:22:26No, I think he suits you.
00:22:34Sorry, I should have opened the window.
00:22:37But, you know.
00:22:39I don't understand why you don't have a girlfriend.
00:22:42Hey, I'm still happy.
00:22:44I can bet that you'll die alone.
00:22:47Well, we'll find out in the future how much money you've lost.
00:22:51Hey, if you want, you can try it.
00:22:54You'll like it.
00:22:56Here, try it.
00:22:58No, I've already tried it.
00:23:00Not with me.
00:23:04Fine.
00:23:07If you say so.
00:23:10Here, try it.
00:23:12No, I've already tried it.
00:23:15Fine.
00:23:17Here, try it.
00:23:18No, I've already tried it.
00:23:20Fine.
00:23:22Here, try it.
00:23:32So, when you asked me what I do,
00:23:35I was a little mad at you.
00:23:37Mad at me? I don't think so.
00:23:39Well, the answer is...
00:23:44I'm less than employed right now.
00:23:46So, what do you do?
00:23:48I don't do anything.
00:23:50If you had asked me that last year,
00:23:52I'd have said I'm a pre-med student.
00:23:54It would have sounded a little impressive, right?
00:23:56Then I graduated.
00:23:58And now I don't tell anyone.
00:24:01Um...
00:24:04I think your profile says pre-med student.
00:24:06Yeah, I haven't changed it yet.
00:24:08So, you haven't made that profile yet?
00:24:10That's weird.
00:24:12What is this? Is this an interrogation?
00:24:14Are you hiding something?
00:24:16Maybe I'm just in the limbo phase right now.
00:24:19There's no instruction written on our degree.
00:24:22Well, boom!
00:24:24My home runs are done.
00:24:26I won.
00:24:28So, your degree had pre-med written on it.
00:24:30So, I thought you should keep that.
00:24:38What was that sound?
00:24:47So...
00:24:49Why did you do pre-med,
00:24:51when you didn't want to go to medical school?
00:24:53I wanted to change,
00:24:55but then I graduated.
00:24:57Oops.
00:24:59And how did that happen?
00:25:01It happened very easily.
00:25:03So, what do you do?
00:25:05I work in a bank.
00:25:07That's nice.
00:25:09Banking.
00:25:11No, just a bank.
00:25:13I'm an assistant manager.
00:25:14How come a guy like you is online dating?
00:25:17Was it exciting?
00:25:19Yes.
00:25:21I don't know.
00:25:23I mean, when you're 17,
00:25:25you want to show the world
00:25:27because you have a lot to say.
00:25:29I don't know how it feels.
00:25:32I don't think I need a job to define my life.
00:25:36Do you like your job?
00:25:38Does anyone like their job?
00:25:40I think our generation misunderstands that.
00:25:44Interesting.
00:25:55I forgot my food.
00:25:57I'll get it.
00:25:59No, I'll get it.
00:26:04Now I'm impressed.
00:26:07You can make him a butler,
00:26:09or you can make him a rug.
00:26:11I have everything but a rug.
00:26:15You know, I used to smoke very little in college.
00:26:19But one day I was smoking at my parents' house
00:26:22with a vaporizer and watching porn.
00:26:24Oh, my God.
00:26:26We used to call it the greatest anti-drug PSA.
00:26:29That's awesome.
00:26:31And scary.
00:26:33I'm kidding.
00:26:35Then when I grew up,
00:26:37all my friends' parents got divorced.
00:26:39You know,
00:26:41but my parents were always very happy.
00:26:42They were always very happy together.
00:26:46Always.
00:26:49I've said too much, haven't I?
00:26:53Maybe that's why I'm spoiled.
00:27:02My parents are still together.
00:27:04Huh? That's great.
00:27:06What?
00:27:08When I was little, I wanted them to get divorced.
00:27:10Because I used to be jealous of my friends
00:27:13because they used to spend Christmas together.
00:27:16No.
00:27:19What?
00:27:21Stop it.
00:27:23You don't like this song?
00:27:25No, I like it a lot.
00:27:27I feel like dancing.
00:27:29Yes, so dance.
00:27:31No.
00:27:33Yes.
00:27:35Trust me.
00:27:37Do you dance so badly, Meghan?
00:27:38No, no, no.
00:27:40I'm a very, very good dancer.
00:27:42You know, if you see my dance,
00:27:44you'll always follow me like a puppy.
00:27:49Which will be very embarrassing for us.
00:27:52Got it?
00:27:54So, you stay here.
00:27:56It's for your own good.
00:27:58Don't follow me.
00:28:09I'm so sick of you tonight.
00:28:13You never stay awake when I get home.
00:28:17There's something wrong with me.
00:28:19There's something wrong with you.
00:28:21I don't even wish I knew, wish I knew, wish I knew.
00:28:25I'll give you candy.
00:28:27I'll give you diamonds.
00:28:29I'll give you pills.
00:28:31I'll give you anything you want.
00:28:33A hundred dollar bill.
00:28:35I'll even let you watch the shows you want to see.
00:28:38I'll even let you dance.
00:28:40I'll even let you dance.
00:28:42I'll even let you dance.
00:28:44I'll even let you dance.
00:28:46I'll even let you dance.
00:28:48Okay, um...
00:28:49So, my next question...
00:28:54is to frame this contest in such a way that
00:28:57my diet normally doesn't have junk food.
00:28:59And I'm gonna keep that in mind.
00:29:01Hypothetically…
00:29:02Yeah?
00:29:03If someone needs to use the bathroom,
00:29:10even in those special circumstances,
00:29:14what can they do?
00:29:16Stop laughing.
00:29:21That's a good question.
00:29:27Are they your creepy neighbors or are you the creepy neighbor?
00:29:31Yeah, you look like a creepy neighbor.
00:29:35Hey, Mrs. Lopan, it's Alec.
00:29:37Actually, I needed your plunger.
00:29:39There's been a little emergency.
00:29:41I think that's their mailbox, isn't it?
00:29:44Yeah, I think they went on vacation.
00:29:47What's so funny about that?
00:29:49It's really funny.
00:29:50You see this face?
00:29:52That's my panic face.
00:29:53Now you understand, right?
00:29:55Yeah, I understand.
00:29:56Good.
00:29:57You'll see, everything will be fine.
00:29:58We have this coat hanger.
00:30:00Yeah, I think that's what you tell all the girls.
00:30:04But we're in a little different situation.
00:30:06I have a plan B, but I don't think you'll like it.
00:30:08We're not going to get high again.
00:30:10Yeah, right.
00:30:11I was kidding.
00:30:12The windows in this building aren't working, right?
00:30:14So we'll get out of the window and go to the roof,
00:30:16and then we can go to the other side and go to Lopan's fire escape.
00:30:21Okay.
00:30:26I don't think you can do this alone.
00:30:29I'm not going to enter anyone's house alone.
00:30:31I'm doing this for you.
00:30:36How did you get this?
00:30:37My grandmother left this for me.
00:30:39This was her style.
00:30:42Okay.
00:30:43Sweet.
00:30:44Sweet.
00:30:58Let's go.
00:31:15We can't get stuck in the middle.
00:31:19What happened?
00:31:20This window is closed.
00:31:22It's not opening.
00:31:24We have to go back.
00:31:26We're not going back.
00:31:30What did you do?
00:31:31Shut your mouth.
00:31:32Are you crazy?
00:31:35Hey, are you okay?
00:31:37I'm going to have to pay for this.
00:31:38I had to do it.
00:31:39They'll understand.
00:31:41Look, you're a disaster.
00:31:43I'm not a disaster.
00:31:44Do you understand?
00:31:46Sorry, I have to go to the washroom first.
00:31:48Do you understand?
00:31:49No, no, no.
00:31:50Come on.
00:31:51The more I abuse you today, the less you'll get.
00:31:54Try to understand.
00:31:57It feels so good to be light.
00:32:14Oops.
00:32:15Sorry.
00:32:16False alarm.
00:32:43Okay.
00:32:51Fine, I'll give you silent treatment.
00:32:55You won't tell me, and I'll tell you.
00:32:57I'm tired.
00:33:10Hey, I think the problem with the toilet has been solved.
00:33:13What?
00:33:14What?
00:33:15No, no.
00:33:16I told you I'd do it.
00:33:17No.
00:33:18No, I'll do it.
00:33:19What are you doing?
00:33:20Are you crazy?
00:33:21I told you to go back to the room.
00:33:22But it was in the toilet.
00:33:23Do you understand?
00:33:24Okay?
00:33:25If you had a problem with anything, you could have told me.
00:33:27It's nothing.
00:33:33Okay.
00:33:38It was just a stupid article.
00:33:43Yes, but it wasn't stupid.
00:33:45It was absolutely right.
00:33:48It's so pathetic, isn't it?
00:33:56So, do you really think my name is like a first draft?
00:34:06Yes.
00:34:09I mean, a good first draft.
00:34:11You know?
00:34:12The one that's the most special.
00:34:18Did you really fake it?
00:34:20Did you really fake it?
00:34:51Oh, okay.
00:35:03Fine.
00:35:10You meet your ex, come on.
00:35:12Yes.
00:35:13Almost every time.
00:35:14Yes, every time.
00:35:15And did you do it before or after?
00:35:18Usually, we did it simultaneously.
00:35:22At the same time.
00:35:23What?
00:35:24Really?
00:35:25Bullshit.
00:35:26I'm telling the truth.
00:35:27Look, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
00:35:29It's really difficult to do this.
00:35:31It's easy for boys.
00:35:32It's just, you know, friction.
00:35:34But for girls, a lot of things are involved.
00:35:37That's why.
00:35:38So, it's not a good thing to fake it.
00:35:40It's not good for you, nor for us.
00:35:42Not even for the next girl.
00:35:44Oh, but you're a very good kisser.
00:35:47Yes, you know that very well.
00:35:49Are you telling the truth?
00:35:50Yes, absolutely.
00:35:51That's great.
00:35:52But yes, it was a lot of fun.
00:35:53Okay.
00:35:54Fine.
00:35:55So, let's talk nicely.
00:35:57So, what did I do wrong?
00:36:02Okay, this is not about wrong.
00:36:04This is about sync-up.
00:36:06You know, how their thoughts meet.
00:36:08So, I didn't sync-up properly.
00:36:10What do you think?
00:36:11Well, you know, this happens for the first time.
00:36:13I don't understand what they're saying, what they're touching.
00:36:15It's awkward.
00:36:17It's not like it changes after the first time.
00:36:21Well, I mean, I mean, eventually.
00:36:23We understand what you like.
00:36:26But we'll never tell you openly.
00:36:28Because boys are very sensitive.
00:36:30If you give them a suggestion about a small thing,
00:36:33they get flustered.
00:36:35Because they think you've been thinking about this for a long time.
00:36:37And they get angry that you didn't tell them this earlier.
00:36:39And you didn't tell them earlier because it's a haste.
00:36:42So, there's only one way to make them understand about the different levels of mourning.
00:36:46But they shouldn't know.
00:36:48This is my experience.
00:36:52Wow.
00:36:53It works.
00:36:55Or just in my mind.
00:36:57No, it's like camp.
00:36:58You know, you do this activity with your partner.
00:37:00But you don't tell him anything so that he doesn't feel bad about anything.
00:37:03Yes, it's just like camp.
00:37:05Which camp do you go to?
00:37:07Oh, shit.
00:37:08I've got a great idea.
00:37:10Do you think this is a good opportunity for both of us?
00:37:15What do you mean?
00:37:17Right here.
00:37:19What are you talking about?
00:37:20Don't you understand?
00:37:21Okay, look.
00:37:22We're stuck here right now.
00:37:24And we're part of an incredible experiment.
00:37:26We're adults.
00:37:27We've had sex.
00:37:28We don't have feelings for each other, right?
00:37:30And as soon as the snow clears, you'll leave.
00:37:32Yes, I'll leave.
00:37:33We didn't know each other before.
00:37:36So we might not be able to meet again, right?
00:37:38Yes.
00:37:39So we can be honest with each other right now.
00:37:41We can give each other advice and criticism.
00:37:43So that whoever comes in our life, we can prove to be good lovers.
00:37:48Okay.
00:37:49First of all, you can't use the word lover right now.
00:37:52I think I can.
00:37:53Secondly, whatever you're proposing is potentially horrible.
00:37:57And I think it's a bad idea.
00:37:58Don't you think so?
00:37:59What are you talking about?
00:38:00There can't be a better idea than this.
00:38:01I don't think so.
00:38:02Look, Megan.
00:38:03Listen.
00:38:04You can't do this to me.
00:38:06Like, first you asked me, you have made your ex come.
00:38:09And now you don't want to talk about it.
00:38:11I want to talk about it.
00:38:12But guys can't handle constructive criticism about it.
00:38:16You'll get mad at me.
00:38:17No.
00:38:18I promise I won't get mad if you don't do it.
00:38:22But what do you mean by if?
00:38:23Did you think this was a one-way street?
00:38:26So are there pointers for me too?
00:38:28Well, yes.
00:38:30There were a few things in my mind.
00:38:32But I guess you don't want to know.
00:38:35Right?
00:38:38Oh, God.
00:38:39Fine.
00:38:40Okay.
00:38:41I'm ready.
00:38:42Let's go.
00:38:43Okay.
00:38:44Great.
00:38:45Okay.
00:38:46So now you're saying this yourself.
00:38:47I'm just clearing it out.
00:38:48Okay.
00:38:49So turn off the lights.
00:38:50Who does that?
00:38:51If I turn off the lights, like you requested and I honestly agreed,
00:38:54then I could have sex with anything.
00:38:56But I didn't want to have sex with anything.
00:38:58I wanted to have sex with you.
00:39:00I mean, not you specifically, but you, Universal.
00:39:05Lights on.
00:39:06Wow.
00:39:07Do all these guys like it?
00:39:09I can only tell you about my friends, but yes.
00:39:11God.
00:39:12Girls don't know that.
00:39:13Did you know that?
00:39:14I'm just saying that we're young and we both look good,
00:39:18so we should embrace it as long as we're together.
00:39:21Okay.
00:39:22Fine.
00:39:23Guys enjoy turning the lights on.
00:39:24Noted.
00:39:25Awesome.
00:39:26Shocks.
00:39:27What else do you want to say?
00:39:28You want to hear more?
00:39:29Is there anything else?
00:39:30Yes, there is.
00:39:31Okay.
00:39:32What else is there that I don't like?
00:39:34Okay.
00:39:35Yes.
00:39:36What you do is you get up from the bed,
00:39:38and then you turn around,
00:39:39and then you take off all your clothes at once,
00:39:42and then it feels like you're getting ready to be physical.
00:39:45I've never heard any complaints about taking off my clothes.
00:39:48Most guys like it.
00:39:50I like it too.
00:39:51It's a lot of fun to see you take off your clothes.
00:39:53Really.
00:39:54What I mean is,
00:39:55the part where you take off your clothes is a little...
00:39:59slowly...
00:40:00like this...
00:40:01boop.
00:40:02Then you take off your bra,
00:40:03put it on the side,
00:40:04you can use an imaginary pole,
00:40:06just bring it, smack it,
00:40:08bring it down.
00:40:09Oh, God.
00:40:10Bring it up.
00:40:11And then slowly you take off your panty.
00:40:13Hey, I took off my panty.
00:40:16And then you take it off, catch it,
00:40:18and then you can do anything with it.
00:40:20Actually, it wasn't that bad.
00:40:23Yeah, I get it.
00:40:24You're right.
00:40:25No.
00:40:26No, no.
00:40:27Now finish it,
00:40:28and then get ready and show me.
00:40:30Okay, I don't think this is a constructive criticism,
00:40:33but I'll continue.
00:40:34Okay?
00:40:35Look,
00:40:36I just...
00:40:38I just want to say that guys like undressing.
00:40:43And you can slow it down a little.
00:40:47Okay?
00:40:48And one more thing.
00:40:49When I was on top of you,
00:40:50you were doing this.
00:40:52You were doing it on your own,
00:40:53and I thought maybe I was
00:40:55not studying enough for you.
00:40:57You understand?
00:40:59Here.
00:41:00Okay.
00:41:01Okay.
00:41:02I understand.
00:41:03Now it's my turn.
00:41:04Huh?
00:41:05Don't ever do that.
00:41:06Okay.
00:41:07Everyone does this, right?
00:41:08Okay.
00:41:09I don't know who taught guys
00:41:10that you can do it with your tongue.
00:41:12But listen,
00:41:13when I see it,
00:41:14I feel like I'm a hell and killer.
00:41:16And my teacher is with me.
00:41:19And this is not your fantasy at all, is it?
00:41:22There was a moment
00:41:23when during the foreplay,
00:41:24when I thought maybe I was going to make it.
00:41:27I tried to tell you.
00:41:29Remember what I said?
00:41:31Maybe I'm going to make it.
00:41:32Yes.
00:41:33And after I said that,
00:41:34you changed what you were doing.
00:41:36What was your thought process at that time?
00:41:38Uh, I mean,
00:41:40obviously I thought it was going to end now,
00:41:42so I was thinking,
00:41:43finish,
00:41:44or something like that.
00:41:45So maybe I started doing that.
00:41:47But it wasn't like that.
00:41:48Next time,
00:41:49you know,
00:41:50keep doing what you were doing.
00:41:51Because it would have reached the third step.
00:41:54And at that time,
00:41:55the arrow would have been out.
00:41:56Okay.
00:41:57You waited for me to undress you,
00:41:59which you didn't need.
00:42:01And it was also weird
00:42:02because I'm not your mom
00:42:03who is putting you to sleep.
00:42:04You were giving me hickeys again and again,
00:42:06which no one likes.
00:42:07And you were doing something too fast,
00:42:09as if you were drilling me.
00:42:11Really?
00:42:12You know,
00:42:13like my whole body was shaking like this.
00:42:15And then,
00:42:16you found my G-spot.
00:42:17And then you started rocking it,
00:42:18which was cool,
00:42:19but you kept doing that.
00:42:21And I wanted you to stop.
00:42:24Oh, okay, alright.
00:42:25Um,
00:42:26when a girl is helping herself,
00:42:28then it's not a bad thing.
00:42:30My ex didn't even know about it.
00:42:32And,
00:42:33it's not like we're in some
00:42:35erotic Japanese game show competition.
00:42:38We were just having sex.
00:42:40You know,
00:42:41we should have seen the team spirit.
00:42:43Oh,
00:42:44Okay.
00:42:58Okay.
00:43:04Perfect.
00:43:05Wow.
00:43:09Perfect.
00:43:10I mean,
00:43:12It's complicated.
00:43:14It's cool.
00:43:16It's a good idea.
00:43:17Really.
00:43:42Hahaha.
00:43:54May I go and take a shower?
00:43:55No.
00:43:57Yes, of course.
00:43:58But, towels?
00:44:00All the towels are on the ground.
00:44:11I just got off the phone with the governor's office and they told me this storm is a real
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00:46:35Okay.
00:46:41Good.
00:46:55Yeah.
00:46:57Okay.
00:47:04Yeah.
00:47:34Okay.
00:48:22Shut up.
00:48:33I have a sensitive nipple.
00:48:42This one is more sensitive.
00:48:46Anything else?
00:48:53No.
00:49:04No!
00:49:07If there is one thing that I want to erase from this experience,
00:49:11don't do that.
00:49:12Sorry. I was just kidding.
00:49:13My dad used to do this when he was a kid.
00:49:15So now you are calling me dad.
00:49:17Oh shit. I am really sorry.
00:49:25That's better.
00:49:30Better. Much better.
00:49:36Japanese alphabet.
00:49:39Thank you. You are such a star.
00:49:55Oh shit.
00:49:56That was awesome.
00:50:09Hey.
00:50:11Are you asleep?
00:50:17Wake up.
00:50:20Hey.
00:50:21I was asleep.
00:50:24Is there a problem?
00:50:28I don't think the educational purpose has been solved.
00:50:35And I am hungry.
00:50:41Are we going to die of hunger?
00:50:43There is mustard.
00:50:46But why is there no food?
00:50:48There was food here.
00:50:49When we were drunk, we finished everything.
00:50:52Oh yes.
00:50:55There is one banana left.
00:50:59Yes. And this.
00:51:07We will have to keep this for a long time.
00:51:11Let's save it.
00:51:12Okay.
00:51:18It's tasty.
00:51:19Okay.
00:51:20We will have to think of something else.
00:51:21Just give me 10 minutes.
00:51:23I will see what I can do.
00:51:25Come back soon.
00:51:26Okay.
00:51:27You go to bed.
00:51:28I will be right back.
00:51:40Special delivery.
00:51:48Where did you get this from?
00:51:50Don't worry.
00:51:54These are your neighbor's noodles, right?
00:51:57Yes.
00:51:58You stole these noodles.
00:51:59When I broke the window, you screamed so much.
00:52:01And now look at yourself.
00:52:02I think you are a naughty boy.
00:52:05I know.
00:52:07And when you broke the window, I thought you were a badass.
00:52:13Me too.
00:52:25You are not such a bad person with whom I can't live in a house.
00:52:30I think so too.
00:52:34So your parents are doctors?
00:52:36No.
00:52:37Oh.
00:52:38I thought they must be.
00:52:39That's why you don't want to do anything yourself.
00:52:42So what happened?
00:52:44What difference does it make?
00:52:47It does.
00:52:48Come on.
00:52:49Tell me.
00:52:50It's not about you.
00:52:52Everything is about me.
00:52:54This is the problem of being a genius.
00:52:56You have to understand everything.
00:53:01It's not like that.
00:53:03It's not like I don't want to be a doctor anymore.
00:53:06So you want to be a doctor.
00:53:11No.
00:53:12I haven't changed my mind.
00:53:14I never wanted to be a doctor.
00:53:16Never.
00:53:17Then why did you go to the pre-med?
00:53:20Okay.
00:53:21Um.
00:53:24So.
00:53:27I was once engaged.
00:53:32I feel like I'm old.
00:53:34Um.
00:53:36I was recently engaged.
00:53:39We fell in love in school and went to college together.
00:53:42And when it was time to choose a major,
00:53:46I actually never thought about it.
00:53:50I always wanted to be a mom and a wife.
00:53:57People always laugh at me when I say something like that.
00:54:00They feel bad for me and...
00:54:02But it's not like that.
00:54:03I'm sorry.
00:54:04I was just looking at you.
00:54:05No, no.
00:54:06It's okay.
00:54:08I'm not missing anything, you know.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:12I don't know.
00:54:13I mean.
00:54:15My parents did it.
00:54:17And I thought I'd do it too.
00:54:22But then the universe did something else.
00:54:24What did it do?
00:54:26It cheated.
00:54:27Oh.
00:54:28And sadly, it didn't matter to me.
00:54:32I wanted to fix everything, but it had to come out.
00:54:37It said it wanted a girl who had a life of her own.
00:54:41It used the word ambition.
00:54:44Oh, yeah.
00:54:46I say it to myself a lot.
00:54:48Believe it or not.
00:54:49Yeah, I do.
00:54:51Ambition is a terrible thing.
00:54:53Seriously, it just keeps tempting us.
00:54:56Whatever you want in life,
00:54:58like a job or a position
00:55:00or a fancy house, car or office,
00:55:02I think that no matter what you get,
00:55:05you're not as happy as you thought you would be.
00:55:09And then you ask yourself, why am I not happy?
00:55:11There's everything.
00:55:12There's a position too.
00:55:13Because there's another position ahead of it.
00:55:15And it keeps growing.
00:55:16And your ambition tells you that you have to get this too.
00:55:18And when you get that, something else comes along.
00:55:21And it never ends.
00:55:22Then you retire, and you have everything.
00:55:24You know, you have a big house with four bathrooms,
00:55:26but there's no ping-pong table in it.
00:55:28And you're dead.
00:55:29Now get rid of all the anger.
00:55:31And you're dead.
00:55:32I said that in one breath.
00:55:35Thank you for listening to my nonsense.
00:55:37I didn't think I'd show you this side of me.
00:55:39It feels good to get rid of the anger, you know?
00:55:43So what happened to that boy?
00:55:45Nothing.
00:55:47After a semester, I graduated,
00:55:50and I had a degree,
00:55:52which I had no intention of using.
00:55:57And here I am.
00:55:59So you really never did a one-night stand?
00:56:02I've told you a thousand times.
00:56:04Yeah, but you'll never be able to say that again.
00:56:07It was a trial.
00:56:11Wow.
00:56:14That boy was crazy.
00:56:16What do you mean?
00:56:17You said you met him in high school, right?
00:56:19Mm-hmm.
00:56:20So he must have thought you were a different kind of girl.
00:56:23And he must have thought
00:56:25he could get a girl like that only when he was ready.
00:56:28But when he's ready, that girl won't be there.
00:56:33He doesn't know what a rare kind of girl you are.
00:56:39What is this?
00:56:40What?
00:56:42This.
00:56:44Do you have water in your eyes?
00:56:46Yes, I just saw you have water in your eyes.
00:56:49I'm just a little thirsty, so these are my thirsty eyes.
00:56:53If you're thirsty too, I'll go get some drinks.
00:57:08Can I take out a comfy sweatshirt from your cupboard and wear it, please?
00:57:12I promise I won't steal it.
00:57:15Yeah, uh, one minute.
00:57:27This is not a cross-dresser.
00:57:50I found these peach schnapps.
00:57:52This bottle is a little old, but I'll get it.
00:57:55Okay.
00:58:03So where are you, Daisy?
00:58:07San Francisco.
00:58:12Are you two together?
00:58:16That's a difficult question.
00:58:20Not at all.
00:58:23Not at all.
00:58:26It's very easy.
00:58:28Megan, listen.
00:58:30Let's talk about this.
00:58:32Take a seat.
00:58:34It's nice to be with you.
00:58:38When is she coming?
00:58:40She was supposed to come this afternoon, but her flight got cancelled.
00:58:46I know.
00:58:48And there's a big mess going on here too.
00:58:52You know?
00:58:57I always wondered what it would feel like to be another girl.
00:59:03It feels good.
00:59:06Not good, but not bad either.
00:59:10Wait.
00:59:19Thank God.
00:59:36Can I show you something?
00:59:38Please leave me alone.
00:59:41I'm not crazy.
00:59:43How did this happen?
00:59:45I didn't ask, and you didn't tell me.
00:59:47I just wanted to have sex.
00:59:49Look at this.
00:59:52Please.
01:00:00He left you, but you're still with him.
01:00:02He didn't tell me.
01:00:04I don't understand.
01:00:06And I don't care.
01:00:08Three weeks ago, he asked me to find his wallet.
01:00:10And when I was looking for his wallet, I found this.
01:00:14I didn't know what to do.
01:00:16So I gave him my wallet, and the next day she went on a tour.
01:00:20A tour? What does she do?
01:00:22She's a DJ.
01:00:24Of course.
01:00:25Of course, she must be cool.
01:00:27That's why you liked her.
01:00:28I made that profile because I wanted to give her a straight answer.
01:00:32Whenever she would provoke me.
01:00:35I know she's very immature.
01:00:37You could have broken up with her.
01:00:39Yes.
01:00:41I thought about it.
01:00:43I heard a lot about how cool it is to be single.
01:00:47And a lot of people throw parties for singles.
01:00:50But that's not a party.
01:00:52You're just surrounded by people.
01:00:54Nothing else.
01:01:03I made a big mistake.
01:01:05And I'm sorry.
01:01:07Excuse me.
01:01:38Megan, wait.
01:01:40I didn't know what to do.
01:01:42I didn't even know you existed.
01:01:44I mean, I don't want that.
01:01:46I love you.
01:01:48I love you, Megan.
01:01:50And why do you think I love you too?
01:01:53You're just a normal guy.
01:01:55You don't know how much I love you.
01:01:57I love you.
01:01:59I love you.
01:02:01I love you.
01:02:03I love you.
01:02:05You're just a normal guy who works in a bank.
01:02:09Maybe you've taken the ability to break people's hearts too seriously.
01:02:20Come on.
01:02:35Come on.
01:03:05Oh, my God, Megan.
01:03:07Hey.
01:03:09Hey.
01:03:11Is this my blanket?
01:03:13Hi.
01:03:15Oh, God.
01:03:19You two are crazy.
01:03:21No.
01:03:23How was your date?
01:03:35Hmm.
01:04:05I said to myself.
01:04:08No offense.
01:04:10But I've never made amends with myself.
01:04:15I've always been to this place.
01:04:20You were tired, so I let you sleep.
01:04:23Hey, what are you doing here?
01:04:26Daisy, I need to talk to you.
01:04:28Yes, I know.
01:04:29I saw the note in the trash.
01:04:31But the note is here.
01:04:45When did you get this?
01:04:47Uh, when I was looking for your wallet.
01:04:51By accident.
01:04:52I understand everything.
01:04:54Hmm.
01:04:55You read this, and you wanted me to find another girl when I got home,
01:05:00so you could kill her.
01:05:04You're still a kid.
01:05:06Yes.
01:05:08Look, Daisy.
01:05:10We both know we're not meant for each other.
01:05:12And we both knew that long ago.
01:05:14But it's okay.
01:05:16We were afraid that if we didn't find anyone, then...
01:05:20And what if you really don't find anyone?
01:05:22I know I'll find someone.
01:05:24Hmm.
01:05:28Okay, so what now?
01:05:31I can move into Kevin's house.
01:05:34He has my plunger, too.
01:05:37Okay.
01:05:40Let me know if you want to.
01:05:44Hey, Daisy.
01:05:45Can I ask you something?
01:05:47Yes.
01:05:49Did you ever...
01:05:51fake it?
01:05:53Wow.
01:05:54It's been a year.
01:05:56That's right.
01:05:58And you're still thinking about it?
01:06:00No, I'm still thinking about a lot of things.
01:06:02I'm thinking about our memories and feelings and...
01:06:06But all I know is that you did it.
01:06:12Yeah.
01:06:13I'm sorry.
01:06:15I was crazy.
01:06:16Hmm.
01:06:17But you shouldn't have faked it.
01:06:18Because it's not good for anyone.
01:06:20You should have told me.
01:06:22What's wrong with you?
01:06:28Here.
01:06:40Tell her.
01:06:45Okay.
01:06:47I was going to tell you after you recover.
01:06:50But Cedric and I...
01:06:52have enjoyed each other's company a lot in the past few days.
01:06:55Of course.
01:06:56And I wasn't sure about us.
01:06:58Because you were always here with me.
01:07:01You know, like...
01:07:03Non-stop.
01:07:04Always at home.
01:07:06Um...
01:07:07Baby, say something, please.
01:07:09Yeah.
01:07:10Basically, I'm thinking you should shift somewhere else.
01:07:12Like...
01:07:13Where can you go?
01:07:15And if you want, you can stay here until you find another place.
01:07:17You know, like, three days or...
01:07:19As long as you want.
01:07:22Four days.
01:07:23Okay.
01:07:25No, Shahid.
01:07:27You're absolutely right.
01:07:28Really?
01:07:29She must have said it.
01:07:31Look, I came to New York only because of Chris.
01:07:34And I thought if I...
01:07:36went home, I'd have to tell everyone.
01:07:38So I stayed.
01:07:40And I thought I had the internet.
01:07:43I just need to find a guy.
01:07:46Cool.
01:07:47So have you thought about where you'll go?
01:07:48No.
01:07:49No, no.
01:07:50I haven't thought of anything.
01:07:51Nothing at all.
01:07:54Do you know what that means?
01:07:57That this is our last New Year's Eve.
01:08:00Like roommates.
01:08:05Awesome.
01:08:08Hey, hi.
01:08:09I know you'll think
01:08:10that some crazy guy is calling you to bother you.
01:08:13But I met a girl on your website a few days ago and...
01:08:16You're wasting my time.
01:08:18No, no, no.
01:08:19I don't want her address.
01:08:20I just want to know her last name.
01:08:21Nothing else.
01:08:22Look, we're not allowed to give our customers' personal information to anyone other than the police.
01:08:27So, since you're not a cop, can I help you with anything else?
01:08:32No.
01:08:41This is not just a kids' show.
01:08:43Anyone can take part in it.
01:08:45You know, anyone who's looking for friendship or adventure.
01:08:50There's a character called Applejack.
01:08:52She's my favorite.
01:08:54She's very strong.
01:08:56She's just like you.
01:08:58Really.
01:08:59Maybe you've lost her.
01:09:00Excuse me.
01:09:01Hello.
01:09:02I'm just saying this to you.
01:09:03But the way you're talking to her, you know...
01:09:07It's because you're very captivating.
01:09:12Oh, no.
01:09:13There's nothing to be afraid of.
01:09:14Excuse me.
01:09:15No, no, no.
01:09:16Please, please.
01:09:17Shit.
01:09:18God damn.
01:09:20Okay.
01:09:21Fine.
01:09:22All right.
01:09:23Great.
01:09:24You're a stupid person.
01:09:25You're crazy.
01:09:26You're crazy.
01:09:27You're worthless.
01:09:28You're worthless.
01:09:29You're worthless.
01:09:30You're worthless.
01:09:31You're worthless.
01:09:32You're worthless.
01:09:33You're worthless.
01:09:34You're worthless.
01:09:35You're worthless.
01:09:36You're worthless.
01:09:37And now the moment has come that you've been waiting for.
01:09:41Oh.
01:09:47Megan.
01:09:51After a long time.
01:09:55I'm Ben, the bioclass guy.
01:09:59What are you doing here?
01:10:00Do you know Faiza?
01:10:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:10:02I'm Cedric.
01:10:03We're good friends.
01:10:04We're going for drinks. You guys enjoy.
01:10:12You! You were that dumb and cute boy.
01:10:21I was going to propose to you.
01:10:24You see, the universe always thinks good for everyone.
01:10:27You!
01:10:32So, why did you go to med school?
01:10:34I couldn't think of anything.
01:10:36So, I had two choices.
01:10:38And now I'm thinking what to decide.
01:10:40This is a very big decision.
01:10:42And obviously, my dad had some opinions.
01:10:45Megan!
01:10:47Police!
01:10:48Megan! Megan, right?
01:10:51For any noise complaints, go to Paisa or Cedric.
01:10:54Because this is their apartment now.
01:10:57Actually, they're looking for you.
01:11:01There she is.
01:11:04Megan Pagano?
01:11:05Can I talk to you for a minute?
01:11:11Why?
01:11:15The officer found this in Lopeng's bathroom.
01:11:17You don't understand.
01:11:19That boy is a psychopath.
01:11:21He's trying to trap me.
01:11:23He's the one who's making all this mess.
01:11:25And I think he must be some crazy guy.
01:11:28So, he'll be able to explain my situation to you.
01:11:31He's so crazy that he's forcing me too.
01:11:34So that I look crazy too.
01:11:36You understand what he's doing, right?
01:11:37Ma'am.
01:11:39Tell me the truth.
01:11:41Were you involved in breaking the window of Mr. and Mrs. Lopeng's apartment?
01:11:48There was something there.
01:11:51There?
01:11:52Yes, there.
01:11:54Okay.
01:11:55He's gone.
01:11:58Pretty.
01:12:06Who are you, Mr. Megan Pagano?
01:12:09You've been bailed out.
01:12:11How is that possible?
01:12:13I haven't even called anyone yet.
01:12:16What did he say?
01:12:17He refused my bail.
01:12:19Are you kidding?
01:12:20Okay.
01:12:21Okay.
01:12:35Wow.
01:12:36Rude.
01:12:51Are you telling the truth?
01:12:52I want to talk to him.
01:12:53Oh.
01:12:54Okay.
01:12:565, 4, 3, 2, 1.
01:13:01Happy New Year!
01:13:21Happy New Year!
01:13:31Who are these two?
01:13:33You won't refuse their bail, will you?
01:13:35Oh my God.
01:13:36What happened?
01:13:37He took me home.
01:13:39Here.
01:13:41Hey.
01:13:44Who is he?
01:13:45I'm sorry.
01:13:46But I didn't know your last name.
01:13:48What could I have done?
01:13:49You could have done something else.
01:13:50But...
01:13:51I know you're upset, Megan.
01:13:52But you felt something.
01:13:53And I felt something.
01:13:54I felt stuck on syndrome.
01:13:56Hey.
01:13:57Hey.
01:13:58I won't let you go without telling you this time.
01:14:03Why are you doing this?
01:14:04You have a girlfriend.
01:14:05She's not here.
01:14:06Look, Megan.
01:14:07Hey.
01:14:08Listen to me.
01:14:09I should have told you about her.
01:14:10And I was about to tell you.
01:14:11And I would have told you.
01:14:12But it happened so many times last night that I forgot everything.
01:14:16In fact, everyone.
01:14:17I know this sounds stupid.
01:14:18But your friends are staring at me as if they've never seen a boy.
01:14:24I'm sorry.
01:14:25I laughed.
01:14:26What can I do?
01:14:27Okay.
01:14:28Let's end this.
01:14:29This is a police station.
01:14:30And we shouldn't be doing this here.
01:14:31Megan.
01:14:32You sent me to jail.
01:14:33I'm sorry.
01:14:34Like a criminal.
01:14:35If he doesn't agree in five seconds, we'll have to arrest him.
01:14:38Look, it wasn't your fault.
01:14:40It wasn't your fault.
01:14:42And it wasn't your fault either.
01:14:44Look, it was my fault.
01:14:46Yes, it was my fault.
01:14:48But I'm really, really sorry.
01:14:50And you can't end this without knowing the reason.
01:14:53And we'll fix everything.
01:14:55Maybe.
01:14:56Maybe if we stay together, we'll get to know each other.
01:14:59Maybe you'll like my dance a lot.
01:15:02Or maybe I'll find out that you're very, very racist.
01:15:08Okay.
01:15:09I admit it was hypothetical.
01:15:11Look, I just want to say that there are a lot of things that I don't know about you.
01:15:15And there are a lot of things that we should talk about.
01:15:18I've spent two nights with you.
01:15:20And it's not enough for me yet.
01:15:26I need more time with you, please.
01:15:30You were a little scared in the middle, but you ended well.
01:15:33You touched my heart.
01:15:34Megan, what do you think?
01:15:40He arrested me and put me in jail.
01:15:42You're still stuck here.
01:15:44Listen, listen.
01:15:45One day you'll laugh at this.
01:15:47I promise you, one day you'll laugh a lot at this.
01:15:52Okay, so let's make a deal.
01:15:54You give me your number.
01:15:56And go.
01:15:57And the day I laugh at this, I'll tell you.
01:16:14Okay.
01:16:28You can stay here.
01:16:30He was a crazy guy.
01:16:37Should I talk to him?
01:16:39No, I'm serious.
01:16:40Because he's a funny guy.
01:16:42And funny guys are very nice.
01:17:02Shit.
01:17:08Hello.
01:17:09Do you know that you're crazy?
01:17:12Are you okay?
01:17:13Yes.
01:17:14I've heard a lot about you.
01:17:15This happened because of me, right?
01:17:17No, not at all.
01:17:18What are you talking about?
01:17:19I didn't tell her.
01:17:20In the contest of constructive criticism, I'm telling you.
01:17:22Next time you meet a girl and do such a stupid thing with her.
01:17:25Then practice before you go.
01:17:26Got it?
01:17:27Because it will be good for her.
01:17:28Because a fool like you and...
01:17:30Shit.
01:17:31This was so embarrassing.
01:17:34Do you even know about this?
01:17:39Yes.
01:17:48Isn't it too soon?
01:17:50Maybe it's too soon.
01:17:51It's okay.
01:17:52It happens.
01:18:04Okay.
01:18:05I'm sorry you had to go to jail.
01:18:06But have you thought about what to do next?
01:18:08Of course I have.
01:18:09First of all, I'm going to get a tattoo.
01:18:13And I'm going to break the window of Lopez.
01:18:16Did you murder Lopez?
01:18:18You should have.
01:18:19You didn't tell me?
01:18:20No.
01:18:22I think I'm ready for a kiss now.
01:18:23Really?
01:18:24Yes.
01:18:31She smells like a prisoner.
01:18:35Are you feeling sick again?
01:18:36Oh, yes.
01:18:38Look, the universe is with us today.
01:18:41Thank you, snowflakes.
01:18:45So, is it your house or mine?
01:18:48I don't have a house right now.
01:18:52I don't have one either.
01:18:53You...