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00:00:00I'm going to go to bed now.
00:00:02Good night.
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00:04:33can't.
00:04:34I can't.
00:04:35I went to the same middle school as Wynonna Ryder.
00:04:38It's cool though.
00:04:39We ain't gotta talk about it.
00:04:41I pretty much know her.
00:04:42I'm just kidding.
00:04:53I think I've reached my limit.
00:05:14That'll do me.
00:05:44Now, pushing the red button.
00:05:47Here we go.
00:05:50Alright.
00:05:51Oh, s***.
00:05:52I bought this air freshener that just broke.
00:06:17Anyways, I'll wait for more people to get in.
00:06:21I think that's all the garbage in the front seat.
00:06:27What else do I need to do?
00:06:28I got a vacuum.
00:06:29So, I'm just cleaning my car.
00:06:37Oh, these are disinfectant wipes.
00:06:41You know the cup holder like in the crevice there?
00:06:44I hate it.
00:06:46I'm such a neat freak lately.
00:06:47I don't know why.
00:06:48Doing this even right now is out of character for me.
00:06:50Like, it really is.
00:06:51I don't know.
00:06:52Maybe not.
00:06:53What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
00:07:04Oh, it's clean down here, baby, baby.
00:07:08Yeah, baby.
00:07:09Oh, sugar.
00:07:10How come there's chocolate on here?
00:07:13Hold on.
00:07:14Hold on.
00:07:15Oh, might be a booger.
00:07:16I'm just joking.
00:07:17All the black, my head sometimes rubs on here.
00:07:21I'm gonna go to sell the car.
00:07:26They're gonna be like, oh, there's black.
00:07:28Do you smoke?
00:07:29No, I have spray on here.
00:07:32I gotta go do my other side.
00:07:37Oh, that smells nice.
00:07:38I wanna go in the car wash.
00:07:42Wanna go see the guy in there?
00:07:45Are you air fresh or strong?
00:07:47I have to, like, I have a busy day tomorrow, so I have to finish cleaning up my car.
00:07:52Did I do my door?
00:07:55I love you guys, but I honestly have to go vacuum my car, like, like, big time.
00:08:01I'm gonna go drive over there.
00:08:04Oi!
00:08:05I hope no cars show up.
00:08:08Okay, guys, I obviously needed to do that.
00:08:11I love cheese.
00:08:24They forgot the cheese.
00:08:27Good thing I had some.
00:08:30Where's the cheese?
00:08:35It's a good thing I happened to have some extras.
00:08:39I would have starved.
00:09:02Goodbye.
00:09:09Chewy cheese.
00:09:13Okay, guys, about to go walk.
00:09:16So we're just gonna walk to that bench down there.
00:09:20I usually let Twinkie just choose where to go.
00:09:23Can't really see it now.
00:09:25And back.
00:09:26So that's gonna be my walk for today, my challenge.
00:09:28I'm so excited.
00:09:30So, let's get to, let's get to.
00:09:32Bikers dismount.
00:09:33God, I wish I had a bike.
00:09:36Hi.
00:09:42Oh, it smells like nature.
00:09:45It's so pretty out.
00:09:47Am I in the camera?
00:09:57Straight ahead.
00:09:59The sunset.
00:10:00There's a big plane here.
00:10:02It's kind of far if you ask me.
00:10:06Oh, that's pretty.
00:10:14It's so pretty out.
00:10:21Almost at the bench, I think.
00:10:23Halfway.
00:10:36What?
00:11:00What?
00:11:06What?
00:11:21Back is starting to hurt a bit.
00:11:24Hey, guys.
00:11:28Found yourself a spot.
00:11:30I feel like Humpty Dumpty.
00:11:33Okay.
00:11:34I hate, like, I always sit at the edge of seats because of that.
00:11:37So, just here.
00:11:41On the bench.
00:11:42I feel bad that guy moved as soon as we got here.
00:11:45He could have sat there.
00:11:53Look how beautiful this is.
00:11:55Just taking a little break and then gonna walk back.
00:11:58Stopped just to admire the nature.
00:12:00I spy some ducks.
00:12:02Sun.
00:12:10She's like, I need shade.
00:12:15The air is fresh and it's just nice.
00:12:18I would like to go up close to the plains one of these days.
00:12:21Maybe a couple walks in and I'll get better used to it and I'll be able to go up there.
00:12:25It's so cute.
00:12:26She loves this.
00:12:27There's like a little helicopter, a little plane.
00:12:29It's an aviation museum.
00:12:32I want to go down further, but I don't know where the next bench is.
00:12:34Honestly, it makes me nervous.
00:12:35Maybe once I have my walker.
00:12:37We're not gonna fall here.
00:12:39I know.
00:12:42Alright, guys.
00:12:44Here's my walker.
00:12:46So.
00:12:49Hopefully gonna help me.
00:12:51Kind of helps you stay upright a bit.
00:12:57It's humid today.
00:12:58So, I'm just gonna try to walk as far as I can.
00:13:01And then take a sit when my back's really hurting.
00:13:07Well.
00:13:12Right there.
00:13:13I spy some turtles.
00:13:15Our car is all the way down there.
00:13:17Nice airplane field.
00:13:18A lot of people going for walks.
00:13:19It's a very nice breeze right now.
00:13:21Nice sunset.
00:13:22Oh, this puts me in such a good mood.
00:13:24Look how far.
00:13:28Look at them.
00:13:31Oh, well.
00:13:32I'm gonna keep going.
00:13:33Okay.
00:13:34I'm gonna go for it.
00:13:35Let's go.
00:13:36Let's go.
00:13:42The car is all the way down there.
00:13:44We have to go around this curve.
00:13:46Probably take a sitting break in between.
00:13:48And then we're gonna go for a walk.
00:13:50We have to go around this curve.
00:13:52Probably take a sitting break in between.
00:13:54And then we're gonna head back.
00:13:55You guys are enjoying this so much.
00:13:57Gonna try to do this more often.
00:13:58Thanks for coming on this walk with us.
00:14:01I look like I make stovetop every night as a side dish for dinner.
00:14:07You look like an episode of Snap.
00:14:10I know.
00:14:11I'll do my mugshot pose.
00:14:16I look like Def Leppard groupie.
00:14:20Wow.
00:14:24It's hysteria.
00:14:26See you, babe.
00:14:27Oh, yeah.
00:14:28Oh, can you feel it?
00:14:29Oh, yeah.
00:14:30Oh, can you feel it?
00:14:32Oh, can you feel it?
00:14:34Feel it.
00:14:36I don't wear socks.
00:14:37So, it's very possible someone will get these in the mail.
00:14:42I'm just dreaming in Technicolor.
00:14:50It's stale.
00:14:53I wonder how many people who love me are watching me tonight.
00:14:59All right, guys, I gotta dip.
00:15:00The only tea I have is to say that her boyfriend is an asshole.
00:15:02Apparently, he got annoyed at her for taking me to the animal hospital.
00:15:05I mean, never mind that, you know, he's helping her best friend.
00:15:07Like, never mind that even.
00:15:08I shouldn't tell love to him, but do.
00:15:09He's clearly just a self-centered, controlling asshole.
00:15:12And he's probably gonna hear that I said that.
00:15:14And I don't give a shit that he hears that.
00:15:15He deserves to hear that he's a self-centered, controlling asshole.
00:15:17And I genuinely, sincerely hope that she does break up with him soon.
00:15:20Careful for my safety.
00:15:22I'm not scared of him.
00:15:23Is he using her?
00:15:24Yep.
00:15:25Yep, he is.
00:15:26I'm pretty sure Chantel won't be happy that I said all this shit about him.
00:15:27I honestly don't give a shit.
00:15:28It needs to be said.
00:15:29Talking about playing Mario Kart is because you were talking about it.
00:15:31Of course he is.
00:15:32Do I tell her how I feel?
00:15:33Yes.
00:15:34Chantel knows how I feel about the situation.
00:15:35And I have told her that if she ever wises up and breaks up with him, she can sleep on
00:15:38my couch.
00:15:40Chantel doesn't want me out of the picture, even once I leave Ottawa.
00:15:42Because I am almost certainly, like, I really don't imagine I'll get permanent work in Ottawa.
00:15:45So I'm almost certainly going to have to leave.
00:15:47Even once we do.
00:15:48I mean, even if I do, we're going to keep texting.
00:15:50So we'll still be best friends.
00:15:51Great for Chantel's safety?
00:15:52Not her physical safety, no.
00:15:54I'm not particularly concerned for Chantel's physical safety.
00:15:56Her emotional safety is more my concern.
00:15:59Has Chantel always been a liar?
00:16:02She's always been prone to exaggeration.
00:16:07She's always been weird, is what I'll say.
00:16:10She's always been prone to exaggeration.
00:16:11She's not a compulsive liar, no.
00:16:13She's generally not a liar.
00:16:14She tends to be sincere.
00:16:16It's just that she embellishes, yes.
00:16:18She just changes her mind, yes.
00:16:20She does change her mind constantly.
00:16:21Just so, so often.
00:16:23Delusional?
00:16:24Yes.
00:16:25Out of touch with reality sometimes.
00:16:27Sometimes delusional.
00:16:29Either way, you won't be living with Chantel?
00:16:31Probably not for long now.
00:16:32Yeah, I like living with her.
00:16:34It's nothing to do with her.
00:16:36It's absolutely nothing to do with her.
00:16:37I like living with her.
00:16:38She's my best friend.
00:16:40But I need to go where I can work.
00:16:42I need to go wherever I can find a job.
00:16:43That's all it comes down to.
00:16:45Look how cool I am.
00:16:46I sing real low.
00:16:47I got a real low voice.
00:16:48Not scratchy.
00:16:49It sucks.
00:16:50Making sure I don't have itchy feet.
00:16:52Anyways.
00:16:54Yum.
00:16:55What is that?
00:16:56A bird?
00:16:58Probably.
00:16:59I didn't catch it on camera.
00:17:01I've got the camera on you.
00:17:05Hey there.
00:17:06I should clarify, I'm still not great at chopping.
00:17:09It will be edible.
00:17:11Hopefully.
00:17:12On the floor.
00:17:13I'll be putting in garlic powder.
00:17:14But no actual garlic.
00:17:15Pesto?
00:17:16No.
00:17:17No pesto.
00:17:18This feels like a lot of beef for just me.
00:17:19I think I'll use half the beef.
00:17:21This looks like it's enough for just me.
00:17:27Always wrap your beef.
00:17:28Yep.
00:17:30Sorry, just a second.
00:17:33And I brought down a towel to wash my hands on rather than just wiping them on my pants.
00:17:37It is sizzling.
00:17:39I put some Italian style seasoning, some garlic powder, granulated onion.
00:17:42Yeah, a little bit of Worcester would probably be a good idea.
00:17:45It's Worcester sauce.
00:17:46I like to call it Worcester.
00:17:48Yeah, it's blending pretty nicely.
00:17:50It does seem to be kind of sticking to the bottom, unfortunately.
00:17:52So cleaning the pot after is going to be a minor pain in the ass.
00:17:55I did forget to throw in bouillon cube.
00:17:58I did use oil.
00:17:59And a little bit of water.
00:18:01I don't know about you, but that looks pretty good to me.
00:18:03It is just Classico.
00:18:05Tomato and basil.
00:18:07Right here, Sam!
00:18:08I cooked the spaghetti in this.
00:18:10It's not very big, but it actually does do the job pretty well.
00:18:14I know there's instructions you're supposed to follow.
00:18:16I don't bother.
00:18:26Water boiling.
00:18:29Get in the pot, get in the pot, get in the pot.
00:18:32The noodles are in the pot.
00:18:34Spaghetti!
00:18:35We're cooking the noodles.
00:18:37I really don't pay attention to the timing.
00:18:39I just go by the feel of it.
00:18:46Nope.
00:18:48Not ready yet.
00:18:50Almost.
00:18:52God.
00:18:54Why is it not sticking?
00:18:58Good enough.
00:19:00Spaghetti!
00:19:02People suggest rinsing spaghetti.
00:19:03They never rinse it.
00:19:10There's actually still some sauce left, so.
00:19:12I'll try to remember to put that in a container tonight, rather than just leave it in the pot.
00:19:16And now, shaky cheese.
00:19:27The beauty part.
00:19:29Beauty bite, I suppose I may as well do.
00:19:31Beauty bite.
00:19:33Yep, that's good.
00:19:35Hello, guys.
00:19:37Sorry, I'm out of breath right now.
00:19:39Right now, I am just trying to pick up around the house.
00:19:43I have some eggs boiling right now.
00:19:45I don't know if you guys can see that.
00:19:47But I have some eggs boiling right now.
00:19:49Because we are going to be having salad.
00:19:51So, Ricky wanted me to boil some eggs.
00:19:53He's sitting outside.
00:19:55What?
00:19:56He's sitting outside.
00:19:58Huh?
00:20:00Where did you go?
00:20:01Where did you go?
00:20:15What is that over there?
00:20:23Paparazzi.
00:20:26Weirdo.
00:20:28But right now, I'm just trying to tie it up around the house.
00:20:31I'm just sweeping the living room and the dining room.
00:20:33I'm sweeping off the rug.
00:20:35It's so clean now.
00:20:37It's not so good.
00:20:39I sprayed it down with some fabric softener.
00:20:41Or, well, fabric softener, like concoction.
00:20:43Ricky mixes water and fabric softener and then uses it within the little spray bottles.
00:20:45That's what people do at hotels, they said.
00:20:47So, we picked up on that trick and done that.
00:20:49But now, I'm getting ready.
00:20:51Sorry, I'm out of breath.
00:20:53I'm getting ready to mop the floors now.
00:20:55Then, I got to go pick up some stuff for the salad that we're going to be having.
00:20:57He wanted cheese and something else.
00:20:59I can't remember.
00:21:01It looks so good in here now.
00:21:03Oh, there's a cat.
00:21:05There's a wild rarity.
00:21:07I mean, wasabi.
00:21:08I called him rarity.
00:21:09Wasabi.
00:21:10Wasabi.
00:21:11Wasabi.
00:21:12Hi, buddy.
00:21:13Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
00:21:15Come here.
00:21:17He's like, um, I don't know.
00:21:19No, he loves me.
00:21:21Oh, yeah, that's a pretty kitty.
00:21:23Yeah, that's a pretty, pretty kitty.
00:21:25Oh, yeah, that's a weird, pretty kitty.
00:21:28See, he loves me.
00:21:29I'm going to finish cleaning up and doing things around here.
00:21:31So, I'll see you guys in a bit.
00:21:40Hello.
00:21:41I'm getting ready to cook dinner.
00:21:43I'm putting the peppers in the oven.
00:21:45I'm making Philly cheesesteak stuffed peppers.
00:21:47Set the oven to 325.
00:21:49Let them cook for 30 minutes.
00:21:51And then, I'm going to start sautéing the onions.
00:21:53I don't have mushrooms, unfortunately.
00:21:55And then, I'm going to add the meat.
00:21:57I'm going to season all of it and cook it together.
00:21:59After 30 minutes, I'm going to take them out.
00:22:01And then, we are going to add mozzarella and provolone.
00:22:03I'm going to mix them together.
00:22:05So, what I'm going to do is just add the mozzarella to the bottom
00:22:07and then, put the meat on top
00:22:09and then, layer the provolone on top of it.
00:22:11I'm going to start sautéing the onions.
00:22:13The peppers are done.
00:22:15I'm trying to get this cheese in here.
00:22:17I'm going to start putting the meat in here.
00:22:19Wait, what do you mean that's what she said?
00:22:21No!
00:22:23I cannot wait to tear into these
00:22:25because I think that looks just absolutely divine.
00:22:27That looks freaking amazing.
00:22:28Oh my god, that looks good.
00:22:30You hungry?
00:22:31Yeah.
00:22:33Oh my god, we lost the price tags.
00:22:35Sorry.
00:22:36That's good.
00:22:37Becky wrapped this.
00:22:38I'm sorry.
00:22:39That needs to be off
00:22:40because I don't like people to know the exact price of stuff.
00:22:42There's such a thing as day-free ice cream.
00:22:44What's it made out of then?
00:22:46Hey guys, Tammy here.
00:22:48Taco Bell's got a new chicken sandwich.
00:22:51I didn't know that was possible.
00:22:53Okay?
00:22:55So, I'm here and I'm going to try the chicken sandwich.
00:22:56I got Darryl with me.
00:22:58Alright, you ready for some Taco Bell, baby?
00:23:00Darryl.
00:23:02You ready, baby?
00:23:03Oh yeah.
00:23:04Here we go.
00:23:05We have something new we're going to try?
00:23:07There it is.
00:23:08Crispy chicken sandwich taco.
00:23:10Oh damn.
00:23:11Can't go wrong with Mountain Dew.
00:23:12You want to try it?
00:23:14What?
00:23:16Don't say try it and then jerk it from me.
00:23:18Don't ever do that.
00:23:20Give it to me or don't.
00:23:22Don't jerk nothing.
00:23:24Well, I was-
00:23:25Over.
00:23:27Over.
00:23:31Over.
00:23:33I'll do it.
00:23:35You don't tap somebody else's food.
00:23:39Hold on, baby.
00:23:41Don't open it yet.
00:23:43You go.
00:23:44I'm going that way.
00:23:45So, you go.
00:23:47Don't shake your head at me.
00:23:49Fucking dumbass.
00:23:51Hey, thank you.
00:23:55Did you see him shake his fucking head?
00:23:57Yeah, we were just-
00:23:58Because I was letting him go.
00:24:00That's why I don't fuck with GPS.
00:24:01Right there.
00:24:02Found us some shade.
00:24:06Does that stand for-
00:24:09Shut up.
00:24:20Okay.
00:24:25Okay.
00:24:30They're little.
00:24:31They're little.
00:24:32They're little.
00:24:33Good thing you got-
00:24:34They're little.
00:24:35She comes in like a little-
00:24:36I don't know what that is.
00:24:37A little pita bread, maybe?
00:24:39It's got chicken strip on it and some sauce.
00:24:41Open yours up, baby.
00:24:42They're little.
00:24:43Okay.
00:24:44You want to tap it?
00:24:47This?
00:24:48Yeah.
00:24:50It's pretty good.
00:24:51The sauce is good, but it's the same sauce they use on the quesadillas.
00:24:55Right.
00:24:56And so, I was wanting something different.
00:24:57You know?
00:24:58It needs its own sauce.
00:24:59That's my-
00:25:00No, thank you, baby.
00:25:01That's my only critique.
00:25:03Would I get another?
00:25:04Would I try it again?
00:25:05Then I would.
00:25:06Mm-hmm.
00:25:07Hey, you're right.
00:25:08Hey, it's really good.
00:25:09I mean, 10 out of 10.
00:25:11We should have taken a fucking thumbnail.
00:25:12What are we thinking?
00:25:13Hold on.
00:25:14Ready?
00:25:21Okay.
00:25:25That's my-
00:25:30What?
00:25:34It got the back of my throat.
00:25:37The pepper.
00:25:42Slow down.
00:25:44You guys are supporting me so much.
00:25:47Like, you guys are giving me all kinds of love and all kinds of positivity.
00:25:51Oh, my God.
00:25:52You scared me.
00:26:01You literally scared me so bad.
00:26:03Holy crap.
00:26:05Okay, I'm good.
00:26:06Like, my heart rate went up.
00:26:08Yeah, it went up to 94.
00:26:10And my resting heart rate lately has been like 69.
00:26:13So, you freaking scared the fuck out of me.
00:26:14We good.
00:26:15Blank.
00:26:16Y'all like blank.
00:26:19Oh, goodness.
00:26:21You're gonna- wait.
00:26:24You're gonna have to show you me blank.
00:26:26Gonna have to show you me-
00:26:29That's what I said.
00:26:33You have to show me blank.
00:26:35She can't even read the card correctly.
00:26:37She doesn't even go here.
00:26:39She doesn't even go here.
00:26:40Are you trying to tell me mine didn't make sense?
00:26:41Uh-oh.
00:26:42No.
00:26:43We're gonna have a fight.
00:26:47What are you doing?
00:26:48Dang it.
00:26:49Dang it.
00:26:50Rachel just got home.
00:26:55He missed me.
00:26:56So, he's like, I gotta come home.
00:26:58Yeah.
00:26:59Today was a really, really, really good Monday.
00:27:02Everything just went well.
00:27:04It was fast.
00:27:06My gum had flavor for a long time.
00:27:08I'm gonna turn on the other light in here.
00:27:10Alright.
00:27:11You see my wrinkles?
00:27:12So many.
00:27:14You have no idea.
00:27:15Excuse me.
00:27:16Thank y'all.
00:27:17Doodle.
00:27:18Doodle dance.
00:27:19Dance.
00:27:22You dance now.
00:27:23Just dance now.
00:27:24Dance.
00:27:25Dance.
00:27:29And you know what?
00:27:33Don't eat all the tomatoes.
00:27:36I like putting them in my little breakfast on my thingy.
00:27:38Cut some little red grape tomatoes in half.
00:27:41I got a little bit of pumpkin sausage.
00:27:43Don't let him lie to you.
00:27:47So, I'm excited.
00:27:48Hopefully, it tides me over.
00:27:53Amberlynn steals food in this house.
00:27:57It's true.
00:27:58I don't.
00:27:59She's thieving.
00:28:00She's thieving my food.
00:28:01Look at her.
00:28:03I'm about to start eating dinner, but she wants to try one of my brussel sprouts.
00:28:05Which one do you want?
00:28:07The smallest one.
00:28:08What?
00:28:09So, here's Rebecca.
00:28:11Do you guys know her?
00:28:12How is she though?
00:28:13Ask her how she's doing and she'd lie and say I'm fine.
00:28:18Ask her how she's doing and she'd lie.
00:28:21How is she though?
00:28:23Aggravated.
00:28:24All the heavy game about Amberlynn.
00:28:27So, dinner is served.
00:28:29I already tried one of the tater tots and they're actually really, really good.
00:28:33I definitely recommend them.
00:28:34I know I'm a little bit extra with the plating, but I just thought it was cute.
00:28:37Doodle.
00:28:38God.
00:28:39Doodle.
00:28:41Jeopardy.
00:28:43He's tired.
00:28:45Hi, can I have a veggie burger?
00:28:48A veggie burger combo with Coke.
00:28:50Sure, anything else?
00:28:51And a medium onion ring.
00:28:52Yes.
00:28:53And that's it.
00:28:54Okay.
00:28:56No problem.
00:28:57I have Burger King all over my plate.
00:28:58I have a Whopper, chicken fries, cheese sticks, fries, Burger King.
00:29:03Burger King actually is my favorite fast food place.
00:29:06Cheese sticks, onion rings, bacon poutine.
00:29:09And I got a Whopper.
00:29:11Oh, I love Whoppers.
00:29:13There's a whole bunch of cheese sticks.
00:29:14I thought these are Burger King.
00:29:15Burger King.
00:29:16I haven't had Burger King in a hot minute.
00:29:17Cheese sticks.
00:29:18Fries.
00:29:19Oh my God.
00:29:20This is a huge burger.
00:29:21Yum.
00:29:22No onions, extra pickles.
00:29:23What do you guys like more?
00:29:24Big Mac or Whopper?
00:29:25Onion ring.
00:29:26Yes.
00:29:27With zesty sauce.
00:29:28Now the fries and then the burger.
00:29:31Veggie burger.
00:29:32Have you ever had a Burger King veggie burger?
00:29:34They're so good.
00:29:35I hate this Burger King.
00:29:36I just don't like it.
00:29:37They always get my order wrong.
00:29:38Can I help you?
00:29:39Hi, can I have the sourdough king with no onions and extra sauce?
00:29:44Okay.
00:29:45Can I also get an order of the spicy chicken nuggets?
00:29:47Do you want the double or the single?
00:29:49The single.
00:29:50Sure.
00:29:51And 10 spicy nuggets.
00:29:5210 spicy chicken nuggets?
00:29:53Yep.
00:29:54What kind of dip sauce do you have?
00:29:55Barbecue.
00:29:56I mean, no, out of barbecue, we have sweet and sour, honey mustard, buffalo.
00:30:00Okay.
00:30:01We'll get some sweet and sour.
00:30:02Sure.
00:30:03And do you want the combo for the sandwich or just the sandwich?
00:30:05Just the sandwich.
00:30:06Just the sandwich?
00:30:07Yeah.
00:30:08Got some cheesy tots.
00:30:09Chicken nuggets.
00:30:10We have some sweet and sour.
00:30:11I took a sip of the Coke and it was like flat.
00:30:14So here we have the sourdough king.
00:30:16So this is the sourdough king.
00:30:18It's on sourdough bread, bacon, cheese, patty, and some kind of sauce.
00:30:24I think I asked for spicy nuggets.
00:30:2610 spicy nuggets.
00:30:2710 spicy chicken nuggets.
00:30:29They gave me a regular.
00:30:30I hate this Burger King.
00:30:31I just don't like it.
00:30:32They always get my order wrong.
00:30:33Honey hot chicken sandwich from Burger King.
00:30:35This is the combo.
00:30:36So this has a nice soft brioche bun of some kind, pickles, which I'm happy about.
00:30:42The honey hot sauce.
00:30:43This is a spicy crispy chicken patty.
00:30:45Bacon and onions.
00:30:47Yum.
00:30:48All right.
00:30:49And to drink, I have a KitKat milkshake.
00:30:51I have for you today Burger King spicy chicken Parmesan sandwich.
00:30:56This is the BK pulled pork sandwich.
00:30:59Pickles, root beer, extra ice.
00:31:08And these cheesy tots, they were a dollar each with ranch.
00:31:11I am going to be trying some BK items I have not tried before.
00:31:15I have not tried their honey mustard.
00:31:17I don't think I've tried this barbecue.
00:31:19Bullseye barbecue sauce.
00:31:20This is bacon poutine.
00:31:22Pieces of bacon mixed in with gravy, cheese curds, and fries.
00:31:26The BK onion rings.
00:31:27I have tried those.
00:31:28Those are just mixed in because I like them.
00:31:30I'm also going to be trying their spicy popcorn chicken, which I guess would be like the KFC
00:31:34popcorn chicken, but spicy and from BK.
00:31:37I'm going to be trying the BK chicken strips.
00:31:40I've never tried them before.
00:31:41And last but not least, I'm going to be trying the BK King, which is two beef patties.
00:31:46Looks like their version of burger sauce.
00:31:48Probably kind of like mac sauce.
00:31:50Pickles, onion, cheese, and a sesame seed bun.
00:31:53I'm craving Burger King, so I'm trying the new Garlic King.
00:31:56You can get it in a double or a single.
00:31:58It has onion straws, garlic sauce, bacon, and cheese.
00:32:01Let's try this.
00:32:02Some fries.
00:32:03And I'm trying the new jalapeno cheese tots.
00:32:06Got some ketchup and a lemonade, extra ice.
00:32:09That's it.
00:32:10That's all.
00:32:39This is a song dedicated to Bebe Jensen, the relationship with her treats.
00:33:09You put the thread in, you put the thread out, you put the thread in, and you sew it
00:33:33all about.
00:33:34Coming to Russia was a worse idea than a leper colony doing the hokey pokey.
00:33:37You put your left leg in, and you leave it there.
00:33:40You put your right arm in, and you come back for it later.
00:33:44I know you want what's on my mind.
00:33:47I know you like what's on my mind.
00:33:50I know it is too often said.
00:33:54I'm only happy when it rains.
00:33:57The song Sober by Tool.
00:33:59I'm just a worthless liar.
00:34:01I am just an innocent.
00:34:03Ba-da-ba-ba.
00:34:05Ba-da-ba-ba.
00:34:07Long-winded by the night.
00:34:10Smashing like a hater.
00:34:13I am 16, going on 17.
00:34:17Thunder.
00:34:19Thunder rolls.
00:34:21Lightning strikes.
00:34:23Boom, boom, boom.
00:34:25I remember you.
00:34:29You're the one who made my dreams come true.
00:34:32A few kisses ago.
00:34:35Ah, la-la-la-la.
00:34:59I remember.
00:35:01I remember.
00:35:03I remember.
00:35:05I remember.
00:35:07I remember.
00:35:09I remember.
00:35:11I remember.
00:35:13I remember.
00:35:15I remember.
00:35:17I remember.
00:35:19I remember.
00:35:21I remember.
00:35:23I remember.
00:35:25I remember.
00:35:27I remember.
00:35:29I remember.
00:35:31I remember.
00:35:33I remember.
00:35:35I remember.
00:35:37I remember.
00:35:39I remember.
00:35:41I remember.
00:35:43I remember.
00:35:45I remember.
00:35:47I remember.
00:35:49I remember.
00:35:51I remember.
00:35:53I remember.
00:35:55I remember.
00:35:57I remember.
00:35:59I remember.
00:36:14I don't speak to many people.
00:36:16Not so much to people of my age.
00:36:20All right.
00:36:22Say.
00:37:24I can't with you, help me, I can't, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna make you cry.
00:37:52I love you with all my heart, Destiny xoxo.
00:37:53When the red rose dies, that's when I'll stop loving you.
00:37:57Smell them.
00:37:58Oh, I get it, you just have to smell them.
00:38:03Oh, they smell so good.
00:38:04I've never gotten flowers before.
00:38:06And the roses.
00:38:11Tomorrow, my girlfriend's actually picking me up and I'm gonna stay at her place for the first time ever.
00:38:16So I'm kind of excited because usually she comes here.
00:38:18Our one month anniversary, a month we've been together,
00:38:21will be the ninth.
00:38:23So I got her these roses.
00:38:30Thank you for making me dinner.
00:38:32You're welcome.
00:38:33Whole grain pasta, and some sauce, and some chicken.
00:38:38We're poor, okay?
00:38:41What are you drinking?
00:38:42Tea.
00:38:43No shit!
00:38:44What type?
00:38:45Sweet tea.
00:38:47That's what them southerners like.
00:38:52No, I feel bad, I wanna make yours first.
00:38:54Aww, I can make my own.
00:38:55Tell me when.
00:38:56I can do my own.
00:38:57Tell me when.
00:38:58I can do my own.
00:38:59Fine.
00:39:00She's so sweet, she always wants to do things for me.
00:39:06This is the first time I've ever vlogged in front of you.
00:39:08Do you realize this?
00:39:09Yeah.
00:39:10Hold on, hold on.
00:39:11She told me about chocolate gravy.
00:39:13I've never had such a thing before.
00:39:15Chocolate gravy.
00:39:16She said that we have to stir and stir.
00:39:19We're also gonna be making biscuits for the chocolate gravy, of course.
00:39:22We're gonna have eggs and some bacon.
00:39:24We just got already cooked bacon, because it's easier.
00:39:26I've never cooked bacon before, so I didn't want to ruin it.
00:39:29I don't want to burn myself.
00:39:31Okay.
00:39:32Are you still recording?
00:39:33Yeah.
00:39:35How long have you been doing this for?
00:39:37About five minutes.
00:39:39Five minutes?
00:39:40Yeah.
00:39:41How much longer?
00:39:43Until it's thick.
00:39:45It's taking forever.
00:39:49Can I steal?
00:39:56Alright, so there we go.
00:39:58This is brunch, because it's like 2pm, let's be honest.
00:40:10Who said I love you first?
00:40:12Me.
00:40:13I did, I think.
00:40:15Baby, it was me!
00:40:17Are you sure we had a really bad fight that day?
00:40:19I said I love you, okay?
00:40:21I mean, that did happen.
00:40:23Amberlynn was like, you better figure it out.
00:40:25I don't know!
00:40:27She likes to exaggerate the story.
00:40:29You exaggerate the story like I've never known in my life.
00:40:31I know, it was an exaggeration.
00:40:33But you were kind of like, Becky, come on now.
00:40:35I needed her.
00:40:37I don't want to waste my time.
00:40:39Okay girl, think.
00:40:41How can I break up Dana and Destiny?
00:40:43And then that made me panic.
00:40:46Who said I love you first?
00:40:48Remember, I wrote you that beautiful thing.
00:40:50No, I literally said it in person.
00:40:52Oh, in person?
00:40:54That might have been you.
00:40:56That might have been me.
00:40:58No, I'm not even going to compare myself.
00:41:00I hate what people ask.
00:41:02Everyone's different.
00:41:04I hate you.
00:41:06I love you.
00:41:08I hate that.
00:41:10I love you.
00:41:12Nobody else loves you.
00:41:16Destiny!
00:41:20So we're getting ready to head to Walmart
00:41:22and do some shopping.
00:41:24So...
00:41:26Hola!
00:41:28Hola, it's not Valentina.
00:41:30Hola, it's me, Valentina.
00:41:42I'm a pageant queen at heart.
00:41:46I'm a pageant queen at heart.
00:42:10I think you made a nasty welcome pass check.
00:42:12I'm a pageant queen at heart.
00:42:14I'm ready to look at home.
00:42:32So gorgeous.
00:42:44I'm a pageant queen at heart.
00:43:00Fuck you, Walmart.
00:43:03Think about that for a minute.
00:43:09So this is for you.
00:43:11Hi.
00:43:19You guys are giving me
00:43:21all kinds of love
00:43:23and all kinds of positivity.
00:43:25Oh my god, you scared me.
00:43:27Oh my god, you scared me.
00:43:29Oh my god, you scared me.
00:43:32Oh my god, you scared me.
00:43:42You literally scared me so bad.
00:43:44Holy crap.
00:43:46Okay, I'm good.
00:43:48We have a creeper.
00:44:02Today is the day that
00:44:04Becky and I are going to go on
00:44:06our little mini vacay
00:44:08and I'm very sad, but...
00:44:14My fur babies can't come.
00:44:32I'm so successful.
00:44:37I'm so successful.
00:44:44You can go now.
00:44:46My first mukbang,
00:44:48I ordered from this restaurant
00:44:50that was not very good.
00:44:52It was lasagna.
00:44:54That was just basically lasagna noodles
00:44:56and a watery meat sauce.
00:44:58Hardly any cheese.
00:45:00And then I had some
00:45:02soggy zucchini sticks
00:45:04and a burger.
00:45:06Hey guys, I'm hangry.
00:45:08I have not eaten a single thing in forever.
00:45:10So get your food, get your drinks
00:45:12and join me on this
00:45:14first official mukbang
00:45:16for my channel.
00:45:18Finally.
00:45:20So how are you all doing?
00:45:26Burger?
00:45:29I always feel bad making the delivery guy
00:45:31come here when it's really bad weather
00:45:33and I always apologize too.
00:45:35I'm always like, I'm sorry.
00:45:37I don't know why I like eating in front of the camera.
00:45:39I just love it.
00:45:41When I first did mukbang, I was like,
00:45:43I really like this.
00:45:45In our building, we have a buzzer to get in.
00:45:47Recently, I got a new phone number.
00:45:49I forgot to tell the office to change the buzzer code.
00:45:51Whenever someone comes to the door, they buzz my apartment number
00:45:53and then it goes to my phone and I let them in.
00:45:55Well, I forgot to tell them about my new number.
00:45:57The food took longer to get here, probably because of the road.
00:45:59I don't blame them.
00:46:01But then, he buzzed me and I let him in
00:46:03and nothing for like
00:46:055 or 10 minutes.
00:46:07I'm like, where did he go? Did he just like poof
00:46:09vanish into thin air? Like, I don't understand.
00:46:11And of course, instead of going out and checking
00:46:13and then maybe 10 minutes later
00:46:15he buzzes me again. So I let him in
00:46:17and this time he came to the door but I'm like,
00:46:19what were you doing for that 10 minutes?
00:46:21We're gonna see what this lasagna is like because
00:46:23it seems cheesy. There's meat sauce
00:46:26and noodles. I don't see any like vegetables.
00:46:31I see a green pepper.
00:46:33A green pepper.
00:46:35Some sriracha. I'm obsessed with sriracha.
00:46:37I love sriracha to death. I'm probably not even gonna
00:46:39eat the rest of this. Right now, anyway,
00:46:41I'll probably keep it. I don't like wasting food.
00:46:43I feel really bad. So I'll find something to do
00:46:45with it. Maybe put veggies in it.
00:46:47One green pepper. I love green peppers.
00:46:49One time when I was younger, when I was like
00:46:51in my teens, I was hanging out at my friend's house.
00:46:53Same one that I hung out with in my Clinton story.
00:46:55We would prank all people out of boredom.
00:46:57Not malicious or anything, just like stupid pranks.
00:46:59We pranked this one restaurant.
00:47:01See how this green pepper is like a big green pepper?
00:47:03Like a full shape of green pepper, right?
00:47:05Well, okay. We wanted to order pizza
00:47:07so it wasn't really a prank because
00:47:09I technically wanted to know for real
00:47:11a question about the pizza. But we had
00:47:13just been pranking people so I guess it wasn't
00:47:15really a prank but the person we called
00:47:17ended up thinking it was. I called. It was a place
00:47:19that was like two for one pizza or something, okay?
00:47:21I don't like places that just put like little
00:47:23green peppers, like the little dice ones.
00:47:25I like big green peppers. You gotta have big
00:47:27green peppers. I called and the guy answers.
00:47:29I'm like, yes, I have a question. I wasn't
00:47:31polite. I'm like, I'm just wondering if
00:47:33you use big green peppers or you
00:47:35use small green peppers on your pizza?
00:47:37The guy was like, repeat that? So I repeated it.
00:47:39And he's like, wait. Puts me on hold. Five minutes later,
00:47:41comes back. Sorry, how can I help you?
00:47:43So I ask him again and he's like, f*** you.
00:47:45And he hung up on me. I was like, whoa.
00:47:47I call back. I'm like, excuse me? That was rude.
00:47:49I'm like, I'm a customer. You hung up on me.
00:47:51I wanted to order pizza. I just want to know the size of your
00:47:53green peppers. And he was like,
00:47:55no, you pranked me. I'm like,
00:47:57I'm not pranking you. I want to know.
00:47:59I'm like, how sad is that? How often does
00:48:01your store get pranked that you think everything is a prank?
00:48:03Then he freaked on me. He was like, you want
00:48:05green pepper? We only have
00:48:07small green pepper.
00:48:09Somebody was insecure about the size of
00:48:11their green peppers.
00:48:13I was like, alright. That's all I wanted to know.
00:48:15And I hung up. And then I called Louie's Pizza, which is
00:48:17oh, the bomb. I don't know if you like
00:48:19small green peppers. We like small green peppers.
00:48:21But for me, when it comes to green peppers, size matters.
00:48:23You know what I should do? I should call that
00:48:25restaurant again and ask about the green peppers
00:48:27and see if they freak out on me. I think he thought
00:48:29it was a prank because it's such an unusual
00:48:31question, which I get. But at the same time,
00:48:33like, chill out, man. Like, f**k you.
00:48:35Did you just tell me to f**k off? Really?
00:48:37One green pepper.
00:48:39Alright. Well, I hope you enjoyed
00:48:41my first official mukbang
00:48:43for my channel. And I'm going to be concentrating mostly
00:48:45on mukbangs, so you can expect more.
00:48:47At least a couple a week. Not always going to be
00:48:49takeout food, though. But I'm a good cook, so
00:48:51I'll definitely be making some things.
00:48:53If you're new to my channel, welcome! People have to eat,
00:48:55right? See you guys next time.
00:49:13There's a mosquito that wants outside.
00:49:15No! Suffer!
00:49:19You're lucky I'm nice.
00:49:23Doesn't want to eat me.
00:49:25So they gave me
00:49:27a gargantuan drink. I didn't
00:49:29ask for an extra large drink. I just
00:49:31said extra ice. So maybe he heard
00:49:33extra size.
00:49:39They gave me the wrong
00:49:41sandwich!
00:49:43Oh, no!
00:49:45Turkey with bacon
00:49:47and cheese.
00:49:51I'm really, really upset right now.
00:49:53That is not spicy. That is...
00:49:59Um...
00:50:03Well...
00:50:05Yeah. I'll try it.
00:50:07I almost want to call them and be like, um, excuse me.
00:50:09Let me look at the receipt.
00:50:11Yeah, right here. It says
00:50:13one Mediterranean veggie sandwich, no
00:50:15tomato, because I don't like tomato.
00:50:17This is not a veggie sandwich.
00:50:21Wow!
00:50:23Alright. Well, here we go.
00:50:29It's not bad.
00:50:31The guy at the drive-thru, there's a car
00:50:33ahead of me getting their food. They pull away.
00:50:35The minute they pull away, and I'm not even
00:50:37at the window yet, he's got his hand sticking
00:50:39out with my soda and the straw.
00:50:41Like, dude, I'm not even at the window yet.
00:50:43Holy sh... That's fast service, I
00:50:45guess, eh? Like, calm down.
00:50:47Why does the delivery guy have to be hot? I had no bra
00:50:49on. So I go to the friggin' door.
00:50:51Boots are swaying to and fro. Yeah,
00:50:53usually it's friggin' Aziz who comes.
00:50:55You know, the older guy. The delivery man
00:50:57was Aziz. Do you remember? He used to do
00:50:59pizza, pizza, mukbang, thing,
00:51:01whatever you call it? And Aziz used
00:51:03to be the delivery guy. It's been a while.
00:51:05You know it's bad when you know the delivery guy by name.
00:51:07I put a bra on to go to the door because it's been a while
00:51:09since I've ordered from here. And I wasn't sure
00:51:11if it was gonna be Aziz or if it was gonna be someone else.
00:51:13Aziz knows me. But Aziz
00:51:15was back. It was him. Yes!
00:51:17Hey guys, hey guys, hey guys,
00:51:19hey, hey, hey, hey,
00:51:21hey, hey! Hi.
00:51:27You guys voted on the Worx Gourmet Burgers.
00:51:29Their best burgers are the ones
00:51:31that are greasy, cheesy,
00:51:33saucy. But we are going to be walking
00:51:35a lot after this. So I didn't get a
00:51:37greasy burger. I got the
00:51:39Greek Goddess Burger. So this is
00:51:41grilled chicken, tzatziki, tomatoes,
00:51:43garlic. Petey bite!
00:51:45You want ketchup? No, thank you.
00:51:47In that case, I'm using two full packages of ketchup.
00:51:49Yeah, I might just use one packet. On your burger?
00:51:51Yeah. I'm not used to packages. I'm never sure
00:51:53how to open them. You never do? No, I mean
00:51:55if I'm going out, I'm going to a place that has
00:51:57ketchup bottles. It's been years since I've actually
00:51:59had to open a ketchup packet. Well, that mustard
00:52:01didn't come out very well at all. I have some really
00:52:03exciting news, guys. You ready for this? I haven't even
00:52:05told you yet. You're going into porn?
00:52:07No. Nice guess,
00:52:09though. Want another guess? No. I found
00:52:11a bra that fits me and is comfortable.
00:52:13Finding a comfortable bra is almost
00:52:15a miracle. That would be why you didn't tell me. Yeah.
00:52:17No need to tell you that, I guess. I don't need to
00:52:19worry too much about bras.
00:52:21Yet. You're
00:52:23anticipating getting moobs? Entirely possible.
00:52:25I do. I'm totally getting a push-up.
00:52:27I went like this.
00:52:29Tomato flu. You have
00:52:31powerful cleavage.
00:52:33I really have to fart?
00:52:35Your audience will enjoy that.
00:52:37Your audience knows you, okay?
00:52:39I got an email from somebody who was like,
00:52:41can you please do more farts in your
00:52:43videos? That was from me.
00:52:45I was just trying to give you an excuse
00:52:47to do it. You're such a good friend.
00:52:49This shirt is from Just My Size
00:52:51on Amazon. Aren't you going to say that you
00:52:53don't like Jeff Bezos? Boo, Amazon.
00:52:55Jeff Bezos is one of the worst people
00:52:57on the planet. Oh, Pete.
00:52:59Spirited Away on Sunday.
00:53:01I'm excited. Pete and I are going to see
00:53:03Spirited Away? On a movie screen.
00:53:05That's your favorite movie, eh? Yep. If you get
00:53:07new sunglasses, are you going to get the same kind?
00:53:09Similar anywhere. I do prefer just like basic
00:53:11sunglasses like these. Nothing fancy.
00:53:13We have the guy from The Matrix.
00:53:15What's his name? Neil? I did have a trench coat
00:53:17back in high school. You did, I know.
00:53:19I've never actually seen The Matrix, for the record.
00:53:21I just like trench coats.
00:53:23They look cool. True.
00:53:25You asked?
00:53:27I didn't quite finish. I left a few bites.
00:53:29He actually eats fast.
00:53:31I do tend to be a quick eater. Get in, get the job
00:53:33done, get out.
00:53:35I hate when people ask, how are you?
00:53:37It's exhausting. By the end of the day,
00:53:39if you go several places, you're asked
00:53:41that so many times. It's so fake because
00:53:43it's a rhetorical question. You're not going to
00:53:45start telling them how you actually are. Well, my day's
00:53:47pretty sh***y and I have diarrhea and
00:53:49you know what I mean? It just gets on my nerves.
00:53:51It's a ritual. You know what? We're all fake nice
00:53:53every day. Yep. You're fake nice at work.
00:53:55Oh yeah. I wake up and I say I'm so thankful
00:53:57for everything. I feel blessed and it's true.
00:53:59I like that I can wake up and come on here
00:54:01and like entertain you guys. I love getting messages
00:54:03from you guys when you say things like
00:54:05you make my day brighter. Like that's
00:54:07powerful stuff, you know? So that
00:54:09outweighs any negativity.
00:54:11You guys brighten my day too. That's a mushy
00:54:13moment for you, Pete. I wake up every day
00:54:15and think existence is an accident
00:54:17that will soon be over.
00:54:19Oh my god!
00:54:23Well that went south quickly.
00:54:31Hey guys, here with Pete. We're going to go for a walk.
00:54:33Say hi, Pete.
00:54:35Hi. Don't touch any of the plants
00:54:37because they may be poisonous.
00:54:39I mean, I don't like touching plants anyway. You know that.
00:54:41I think these things are poisonous actually.
00:54:43These white things.
00:54:45From what I read.
00:54:47Let me eat one and find out.
00:54:49I don't even like eating vegetables.
00:54:51So, you know, you don't have to warn me not to touch plants.
00:54:53You especially don't like restaurant vegetables.
00:54:55Exactly.
00:54:57Don't you just love the smell of nature?
00:54:59Everything is meh to you.
00:55:01It's pretty, eh?
00:55:03Yep.
00:55:05Like even just walking.
00:55:09I love you.
00:55:13My short little lips.
00:55:15My legs don't even touch the ground.
00:55:17So what's new with you?
00:55:19People want to see you too.
00:55:21Not a whole lot new.
00:55:23Pete's thinking of getting a pet squirrel.
00:55:25I mean,
00:55:27thinking about is strong language.
00:55:29I just, I want one.
00:55:31It's just something that would be good to have.
00:55:33But there's no chance that I'm ever going to get one.
00:55:35You're a good walking buddy.
00:55:37Because I'm willing to hold the camera.
00:55:41Oh, hey.
00:55:43Office webcam, how cute.
00:55:45Okay, okay.
00:55:47Okay, okay.
00:55:49Hi. My name is Minx, by the way.
00:55:51I'm the technical person. I set up all the meetings.
00:55:53I take all the minutes. I'm the human resources lady.
00:55:55Kind of new to the Beezer Show.
00:55:57I'm like the company socialite.
00:55:59So they kind of asked me to share a cake with you.
00:56:01In celebration of the indoctrination
00:56:03of the company Beezer Show
00:56:05limited,
00:56:07we have a couple office cats. They might like this.
00:56:09Although it is probably my job to pull it
00:56:11out of the litter after. So I'm just going to put that in the garbage.
00:56:13All right, let's eat this. Oh, it smells so vanilla-y.
00:56:19Oh, sh**. Somebody said I was late for work.
00:56:21How did you know?
00:56:23Edit that out.
00:56:27It's on now, or whatever.
00:56:29I'm learning all the social media stuff.
00:56:31So if anyone has tips,
00:56:33like I need to set up an Instagram page for the company.
00:56:35It's my responsibility, and I really don't know what the heck I'm doing.
00:56:37So anyways, let's
00:56:39try this out. An office cake a day
00:56:41keeps the union rats away.
00:56:43Probably not my employee. I worked on that really nice video
00:56:45introducing Pete's.
00:56:51Here at the show,
00:56:53they really value their
00:56:55employees.
00:56:57It's great to work for a company
00:56:59that treats me
00:57:01like a he-
00:57:03That's enough, Pete.
00:57:05The Beezer Show.
00:57:07We value our
00:57:09employees.
00:57:17I think he has a crush on me. He's not my type.
00:57:19I have a crush on him.
00:57:21Alejandro. Ham is my favorite color.
00:57:23Let's enjoy this office cake, okay?
00:57:25Let's have a bite. What do you like about the office?
00:57:29Nothing.
00:57:31I like Jose. Alejandro.
00:57:33He's my favorite.
00:57:35I like that I'm like a jack-of-all-trades, you know?
00:57:37I do a million things around here. I handle the finances,
00:57:39I do the editing, I do human
00:57:41resources. I'm responsible for hiring.
00:57:43Sometimes the CEO asks me to microwave
00:57:45his lunches, or sometimes I go get him
00:57:47sushi. Minx. It's my favorite
00:57:49color. I said I'm also the office socialite,
00:57:51so I'm here to socialize with you guys
00:57:53and promote our services. Company logo.
00:57:55I just want bees, and bees and let bees.
00:57:57I came up with that. I think it's genius.
00:57:59I'm the technical support person, so I have to figure out how to get
00:58:01the specs right, but I kind of lied on my resume,
00:58:03so I'm kind of screwed. Does anyone know?
00:58:05So...
00:58:07Yeah.
00:58:15I'm working at the Beezer show, but I want to be an aspiring
00:58:17TikTok star.
00:58:19Streaming looks really popular on YouTube these days.
00:58:21I mean, I don't know if you guys
00:58:23notice, but it's just like everywhere.
00:58:25You hear it right now.
00:58:27You like to stream. Hi!
00:58:29Hi.
00:58:31That's the secretary.
00:58:33Yes.
00:58:35I did. I did file the
00:58:37TPS reports. I know a lot of you want to call me
00:58:39Chantal, but I am Minx
00:58:41from the Beezer show. Let's do some donuts
00:58:43in the office chair. Wait, I better put some
00:58:45shorts on. Uh, maybe
00:58:47we shouldn't do donuts in the office chair.
00:58:49I don't
00:58:51want to get banned on the first day. Jeez.
00:58:53I hate to brag, but we did work with
00:58:55Beige Legs Productions
00:58:57when we did Abominable Peeps.
00:58:59So
00:59:01we are working
00:59:03on lots of Beezing.
00:59:05We specialize in Beezing. Do any of you
00:59:07have any idea what Beezing
00:59:09is? I'm here to sell Beezing to you.
00:59:11If you want to become a Beezer, you have
00:59:13to freaking understand what Beezing is.
00:59:15Creating this universe of like
00:59:17follery and like weirdness and
00:59:19stupidity and childish behavior
00:59:21and like made up weird
00:59:23sh**. But you all, you all
00:59:25comply. You all participate. So thank you
00:59:27for coming today. Well, I suppose this
00:59:29may be more excitement than I need
00:59:31for one night. I do have a lot of work emails
00:59:33to tend to. Hold up.
00:59:35Nia, that didn't happen, dude. What are you talking about?
00:59:39What do you mean?
00:59:41What didn't happen? Becky doesn't
00:59:43want to repeat at the time your mobility car broke down in Walmart
00:59:45and you started yelling at her for being in the bathroom and not
00:59:47getting you a new scooter ASAP.
00:59:49Do you guys know how to use a scooter in the stores?
00:59:51Oh, sorry.
00:59:53So if I could find Becky
00:59:55anywhere, it would be over here at these shirts.
00:59:57But I could be wrong.
01:00:01Wow, I was right.
01:00:03I was like, if I could find
01:00:05Becky anywhere, it would be at the shirts.
01:00:09That's funny. So, we were at Target
01:00:11last night and my scooter died.
01:00:13My scooter literally died.
01:00:15I was just like,
01:00:17okay, this is cool.
01:00:19And we were way in the Christmas area, so
01:00:21that's way in the back. So I'm like, okay.
01:00:23Hmm. Interesting.
01:00:25What am I gonna do? Becky had actually went
01:00:27to the bathroom. So I ended up
01:00:29texting her. Literally, I have the text
01:00:31message. Let me read it to you.
01:00:33This is like literally so true. So many texts.
01:00:35Okay. I said,
01:00:37this is like so
01:00:39embarrassing. I could like die from this.
01:00:41I said, my cart died. Can you bring me
01:00:43another? And she was just like, okay.
01:00:45And I was like, this sucks. I'm literally just
01:00:47stuck in an aisle with my scooter in your cart.
01:00:49Because she
01:00:51had a cart and I was using a scooter.
01:00:53And she's like, I'm trying, but the bathroom was farther
01:00:55than I thought it was. And I was like, someone just made
01:00:57an annoying sound like they saw me. Like, they
01:00:59were shocked at how fat I am. Which is
01:01:01true. It was so
01:01:03embarrassing. I do get a lot more
01:01:05stares and more
01:01:07mean gestures now that I've
01:01:09gained, you know, weight.
01:01:11She replied with, ignore that.
01:01:13And I was like,
01:01:15I did. I ended up getting out of the scooter.
01:01:17There was actually a worker near me who was
01:01:19putting up Christmas stuff. Putting more
01:01:21Christmas stuff out on the shelf. She was actually
01:01:23really, really nice. She was like, you know, if
01:01:25that cart's dead or that scooter's dead, you can
01:01:27just, you know, leave it there. And I was like,
01:01:29oh, okay.
01:01:31So, I ended up getting out of the
01:01:33scooter, taking Becky's cart,
01:01:35and I was waiting for her.
01:01:37And I think it was up most about
01:01:39five
01:01:41or six minutes. And I
01:01:43couldn't breathe. My back was
01:01:45hurting. It was just kind of felt like
01:01:47I stood up, you know,
01:01:49and I was holding, like,
01:01:51all this weight on me. And it just
01:01:53kept getting harder and harder and harder
01:01:55to hold. That is just, like, the best way
01:01:57to describe it. I was just like, please hurry!
01:01:59My back! Because a lot of people
01:02:01are like, you can walk in the store. You don't need a scooter.
01:02:03I do. I've gotten to the
01:02:05point where I need a scooter.
01:02:07So, that's a situation that
01:02:09truly did happen.
01:02:11Yeah, that's never happened. I started watching
01:02:13your vlog when Becky was doing paranormal
01:02:15story times. Loved it.
01:02:17That was a sad moment in history,
01:02:19I felt like. I don't have those.
01:02:21I mean, I think I told you guys
01:02:23all the paranormal stories I have.
01:02:25No. No, no, no. I didn't tell them all?
01:02:27Remember, you filmed three videos
01:02:29and people were haters.
01:02:31Made you feel bad, so we
01:02:33didn't upload the third
01:02:35one. But I don't remember which
01:02:37stories we uploaded.
01:02:39Do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah.
01:02:41Yeah, we did. We filmed the whole video and
01:02:43you were just like, okay, we're not
01:02:45going to put that one up.
01:02:47Nowadays, I wouldn't
01:02:49give a crap and I would tell you to put it up anyways
01:02:51because I don't care.
01:02:53But...
01:02:55Some weird things
01:02:57have happened here. Very
01:02:59brief things. Just twice, though.
01:03:01So...
01:03:03What?
01:03:05I don't believe in stuff like that. Amberlynn, you're the one
01:03:07that witnessed one of them, honey.
01:03:09Hi. Come on.
01:03:11Wake up.
01:03:13Oh, my God.
01:03:15Oh, such a cuddle bug.
01:03:17Oh, my goodness.
01:03:19Okay.
01:03:21I don't want you
01:03:23to rip my shirt.
01:03:25Oh, yeah. You do not want to get her nails
01:03:27caught in that because that would hurt.
01:03:29Alexis,
01:03:31do you think mental things
01:03:33are as scary?
01:03:35I need people to know
01:03:37that, like,
01:03:39mental things
01:03:41are scary.
01:03:43What is my issues with food?
01:03:45How do I have a better relationship with food?
01:03:47I love her use of
01:03:49is, what is my issues with food?
01:03:51I'm confused.
01:03:53I am, too. No, I never corrected
01:03:55Amberlynn's grammar because
01:03:57it would just start some crap
01:03:59with her.
01:04:01Understandment? Yeah.
01:04:03Camino. Succulent. Succulent. Succulent. Succulent.
01:04:05Succulent. There's a word called
01:04:07coerced. Coerced. Coerced.
01:04:09Did I say that wrong? Coerced.
01:04:11Coerced. Coerced. It's such
01:04:13a weird word. Intel. Buffet. Buffet.
01:04:15What? Basamiti.
01:04:17Basamiti. Eggs.
01:04:19Egg. Egg. Human beans.
01:04:21I'm pretty sure it's mukbang. Mukbang.
01:04:23Mukbang. I don't even know what it is anymore.
01:04:25Neatlier? Is that a word, babe? Neatlier?
01:04:27No. Neater. Neater.
01:04:29Smally. Small. Smally.
01:04:31Small. I'm tired.
01:04:33Spiriotic. Spiriotic.
01:04:35Spirit. Spirit. Spirit. Spirit.
01:04:37Spiriotically.
01:04:39Resignate. Resignate.
01:04:41Malevolent. Prefaces.
01:04:43Cruelty. Disheartened.
01:04:45So disheartened. Game councils.
01:04:47Council. It's console.
01:04:49Console? Yeah.
01:04:51Councils. Game councils.
01:04:53Moves. Moves. Toward.
01:04:55Niche. Niche.
01:04:57Sorry, babe. Naruto. She likes
01:04:59Naruto. Now it's Naruto.
01:05:01Naruto. Naruto. Naruto.
01:05:03Yes. That's better.
01:05:05Naruto just kind of flows
01:05:07off my tongue. That sounds stupid.
01:05:09I know it does, but I can't pronounce half of the words.
01:05:11That's true.
01:05:13You guys know this.
01:05:15Naruto. Naruto.
01:05:17Naruto. Neurotic.
01:05:19Whatever his name is.
01:05:21Wraith. Holder. Wraith.
01:05:23Rotent. A census. Is that even a word?
01:05:25Census is like, you know, um...
01:05:27It was an overall thing.
01:05:29An escape goat.
01:05:31Beckful. Wolf.
01:05:33With an L. Choreographed. Who am I?
01:05:35I'm gonna say choreographed. Choreographed.
01:05:37Reminiscing. Furry.
01:05:39Hallelula. Ring barrier.
01:05:41Homemade. Homemade.
01:05:43Homemade. Important. A pajama.
01:05:45Supposedly. Supposedly.
01:05:47Supposedly. Open up.
01:05:49Sesame. Grammarlin. Whatever.
01:05:51Do you mispronounce things on purpose?
01:05:53No.
01:05:57I hope I have to correct you all.
01:05:59Becky is always having to correct me.
01:06:01It was all just their food.
01:06:03Like the bars and the shakes and the entree.
01:06:05The right way to say it is
01:06:07both.
01:06:09I know how to pronounce every single one of these
01:06:11words.
01:06:13She loves me as I am and who I is.
01:06:15This is what I look like. This is who I is.
01:06:17Do you know the Muffin Man?
01:06:19Hello. Hello.
01:06:21Hello.
01:06:23Hello.
01:06:25Hello.
01:06:27Hello.
01:06:29Hello.
01:06:31We don't need any more of those.
01:06:33Yes we do. I like to bake.
01:06:35I like to marinate. I like to serenade.
01:06:37I like to do all these things.
01:06:39Just because you look like the Muffin Man doesn't mean you like to bake.
01:06:45You're having people staring at me
01:06:47like I'm some kind of circus act.
01:06:49Here comes the Muffin Man.
01:06:51I'm not the Muffin Man. I don't even eat muffins
01:06:53because I have diabetes.
01:06:57I don't look like a muffin.
01:06:59You want to have a bra here at Target?
01:07:01You want to go? You don't wear a bra.
01:07:03With an L.
01:07:09Hey Siri, call me on C. You're going to get it.
01:07:11You're going to get it.
01:07:19Who lives on Julie Lane?
01:07:21Yes.
01:07:27Yes.
01:07:31What about Burger King?
01:07:33Oh my god, you guys.
01:07:35That clip of me doing that Burger King
01:07:37bong on my eyes went all like weird.
01:07:47I am...
01:07:49Plot twist. That was a joke.
01:07:51Like it done looks like I
01:07:53just went crazy. But it was a joke.
01:07:57Oh my god.
01:07:59I know I'm not a troll.
01:08:01Oh my god, that's like a new thing.
01:08:03Evelyn's trolling.
01:08:05So the next thing I have is a dress
01:08:07and they call these skater dresses.
01:08:09Most of the dresses I do buy from there
01:08:11are called skater dresses.
01:08:13I got this in a size 4. Again, it's just
01:08:15floral. I've really been into floral lately.
01:08:17And I've been trying to get some darker colors
01:08:19for this time of year.
01:08:21So I feel like the black with the pink
01:08:23and the purple. I think that's really cute for this time of year.
01:08:25Where would you want? When you want?
01:08:27I don't care. And I really like
01:08:29the front on this as we call it
01:08:31a chest piece. Yay!
01:08:33This is my Torrid try-on haul.
01:08:35So I did a haul about a week ago
01:08:37or so or more
01:08:39of some items that I'm also going to be
01:08:41trying on and showing for you guys that I haven't yet
01:08:43tried on. This is one of the ones as well.
01:08:45I'll talk more about it when we get to like
01:08:47the try-on part. I'm just gonna try on
01:08:49shirts, dresses, and sweaters.
01:08:51So let's do this. Here is the
01:08:53dress that I had on. Again,
01:08:55size 6. I got this in a size 4.
01:08:59Hello!
01:09:01This is actually a size 4. I don't know why I said
01:09:03size 6. So I really like it.
01:09:05I like the material. I like how it fits
01:09:07down here. But something that I haven't yet had
01:09:09a problem with is up here
01:09:11is very tight and probably
01:09:13too tight for my liking. So once I
01:09:15lose a little bit more weight, this will definitely
01:09:17feel more comfortable. It's weird because I
01:09:19haven't had a problem yet with any of their
01:09:21dresses. I think it's really honestly just the material
01:09:23of this. Okay.
01:09:25So there is tomato.
01:09:33So I... No. I can't do it.
01:09:35I can't do raw tomato.
01:09:39Okay. So...
01:09:43Oh my gosh.
01:09:45I'm so excited!
01:09:47I'm like ready.
01:09:49I'm hungry.
01:09:53Mmm.
01:09:55Okay.
01:10:03I wrecked your face.
01:10:05What are you doing? You just look weird.
01:10:11I hope no one clicked out of this video yet.
01:10:13So today...
01:10:19Mmm.
01:10:27I was like, mmm.
01:10:29And then it all fell apart. Mmm.
01:10:37Anyways.
01:10:43So...
01:10:45It's only like
01:10:47300 and something calories.
01:10:49This is a little higher.
01:10:51It's like 7.
01:10:53Which is hard to believe because it's...
01:10:57I think what holds the calories
01:10:59is definitely because it's breaded.
01:11:07Mmm.
01:11:15Mmm.
01:11:27Best
01:11:29thing
01:11:31ever.
01:11:37I like my last bite
01:11:39to have a bite of that
01:11:41and a bite of that together.
01:11:43So good.
01:11:49So freaking good.
01:11:53Um.
01:11:55Yeah.
01:11:57Oh my god. I just...
01:11:59A hell of a
01:12:01workout trying to get this pizza.
01:12:03Order from Uber Eats. Takeout Wednesday.
01:12:05Get a discount. Like 20% off.
01:12:07They leave it at your door. Well, you know what that means?
01:12:09They leave it at the door. My front door has like a lip
01:12:11and the box was there. And I'm like trying to bend
01:12:13and my dress is super short.
01:12:15I have underwear on. Luckily.
01:12:17But I mooned the delivery
01:12:19man. Yeah. So I mooned the guy.
01:12:21Free show. Which is okay because he probably
01:12:23wants me anyways.
01:12:25Can anyone guess what my favorite part of going out
01:12:27on Saturday night is? After bar food!
01:12:29Of course.
01:12:31Right? Got some chips. Got some
01:12:33Subway. The bars are
01:12:35open until 2 here. They don't usually close right at
01:12:372. There's nothing open at close to 3 in the
01:12:39morning. Except for Subway and like McDonald's.
01:12:41So I got a pizza sub. So I went to the club
01:12:43with my friend. She's probably gonna watch this video.
01:12:45She watches my videos. Wore my lucky shirt.
01:12:47Unlucky shirt. I hate going
01:12:49to this bar. I like going to see my friend.
01:12:51I like hanging out with her. But I hate the bar
01:12:53because the bar smells bad. Like really
01:12:55bad. Like a mixture of deep air fresheners
01:12:57from the bathrooms. S***. Allitosis.
01:12:59Which is bad breath. And sweat.
01:13:01Human sweat. And hormones.
01:13:03It's a meat market in there. You can smell the hormones.
01:13:05So nothing I guess really eventful happened.
01:13:07I mean we just watched people dance around.
01:13:09It's nice to see people having a good time
01:13:11and dancing. You know? Only thing I dread
01:13:13and women let me know if you're with me here. Or men.
01:13:15Because I'm not gonna stereotype. Some men don't like
01:13:17being hit on at bars. What I dread is being
01:13:19hit on. Eh. Because I have a boyfriend.
01:13:21Even if I was single. I just always get hit on.
01:13:23I just don't envision meeting my dream lover at a bar.
01:13:25I can't stand it. They're always so annoying about it.
01:13:27And I was a total b***h. Like total b***h.
01:13:29I told Bebe about it.
01:13:31So there's this little bar in the middle of the dance floor.
01:13:33My friend, her friend, and I are
01:13:35standing in a row. I heard my friend say don't make eye contact
01:13:37when she was talking to the other girl. And I didn't know
01:13:39what she was talking about. Before I could even say anything
01:13:41I see this dude zoning
01:13:43in on me. Comes over. He was this close to my
01:13:45face. And he must have been the one sticking up
01:13:47the bar with his breath. Because his breath was bad.
01:13:49I'm sorry to sound mean but it was bad.
01:13:51Not only that. He was doing the chicken dance.
01:13:53He was doing the chicken dance
01:13:55all night on the dance floor. Like legit like
01:13:59But like kicking his legs
01:14:01at the same time. No. I don't care how
01:14:03judgmental I sound.
01:14:05I'm probably thinking at least he was dancing.
01:14:07So he comes in close like this to my ear.
01:14:09And I'm just looking like my friend's looking at me and laughing
01:14:11already because I'm just looking like
01:14:13if he touches me I'm going to get something kind of look.
01:14:15And in French he's like
01:14:17And I'm like
01:14:19No.
01:14:21Just no I don't talk at all. He's like
01:14:23He's getting a little mad.
01:14:25Like get the hint and get out of here. I hate cushy people.
01:14:27I'm like no no no no.
01:14:29And then he said something like you know
01:14:31I did not hear what he said.
01:14:33So then I went in to him and like yelled in his ear
01:14:35kind of. I'm like I have a boyfriend.
01:14:37And then he said something and walked away. I don't know what he said.
01:14:39I don't want to have to explain that I have a boyfriend.
01:14:41I don't want to have to share any of my life with a stranger.
01:14:43I don't want to have to explain that.
01:14:45A simple no should be enough.
01:14:47Give me your honest opinion. Do you think I was being bitchy?
01:14:49Whatever. I don't really care. It's irrelevant.
01:14:51It gets to me. I guess it's expected.
01:14:53I mean you go to a club like that.
01:14:55You're going to get hit on. I'm the worst friend to go to a dance
01:14:57club with. I'm lazy.
01:14:59I'm very particular about music.
01:15:01I hate most top 40 dance club hit music.
01:15:03You know? I just don't. There's nothing wrong if you do.
01:15:05I just don't. It was too loud
01:15:07and too dark to vlog there. I had one drink.
01:15:09I had a Smirnoff Ice. They didn't
01:15:11have any drinks there. I asked for a Corona
01:15:13and they're like no we don't have that.
01:15:15So then duh. I'm like do you have any
01:15:17martinis? No. I should have known better.
01:15:19They don't have Corona. They're not going to have
01:15:21martini. Well they probably have the ingredients
01:15:23to make one. Maybe no olives. I don't know my
01:15:25drinks that well but I pretty much stand
01:15:27there and play with my hair.
01:15:29Or my phone. Well better than being that friend
01:15:31who was always like let's go to the bathroom
01:15:33every two minutes. My friend's not
01:15:35bad for that. She has to go usually once a night
01:15:37and I'm like what kind of friend are you to ask
01:15:39me to go into that smelly washroom
01:15:41for no reason.
01:15:43When you're drunk the girls bathroom is
01:15:45the best place. You meet people.
01:15:47You're like oh hi you're so beautiful.
01:15:49When you're sober it smells.
01:15:51Like why would I want to go in there? See my thing is
01:15:53going out like that when you're single
01:15:55I guess is more exciting because there's the anticipation
01:15:57of meeting people you know. You care
01:15:59what you look like. When you're in a relationship you're
01:16:01just not interested in all that stuff. Like I
01:16:03just don't care what I look like when I go. I don't
01:16:05care if my lipstick is smeared. I don't care
01:16:07you know what I mean? Like I don't fret too much.
01:16:09Before I used to touch up my makeup like 80
01:16:11million times in that one night you
01:16:13know. I don't go often.

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