Dr. Sleech and Dr. Klak — aliens, best friends and intergalactically renowned surgeons — tackle anxiety-eating paras | dHNfeVUzamRaajd2UFk
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00:00She's gonna win.
00:01Yeah, Scirocco's gonna win.
00:02Oh, yeah.
00:03We're ready. Let's do it.
00:09If I die, at least I'll be dead.
00:12I cannot play. I know these.
00:14I am...
00:15But you have to play because you're gonna save us.
00:17Oh yeah, it's Cleck.
00:18I feel like you said that.
00:20I feel like I said that.
00:21I already said it. It was Cleck.
00:23Okay, this works double well and we don't listen.
00:26Answer Cleck.
00:27Great.
00:28Oh, I failed.
00:28I feel like...
00:29Kiki Palmer.
00:32If I die, at least I'll be dead.
00:37I know this one.
00:39What is it?
00:40Doctors, use me as a bridge. Walk upon me to safety.
00:43I'm gonna say that's Doctor of Lands.
00:46Yes!
00:47I did it!
00:51She's trying to break herself open.
00:53Doctors, use me as a bridge. Walk upon me to safety.
00:59Cleck, are you meditating? Can I put this bomb next to you?
01:04I'm gonna guess that's Sleech.
01:06It is.
01:06Oh my god, that is so good.
01:08You're really nailing this.
01:10Wow, two out of three.
01:11Stephanie Ju.
01:13Cleck, are you meditating? Can I put this bomb next to you?
01:17That's the least stressful question I've been asked today.
01:20One of these days, I'm going to lunch and never coming back.
01:24That's definitely you.
01:24That's a nurse cop. That's a nurse cop.
01:28Absolutely.
01:37One of these days, I'm going to lunch and I'm never coming back.
01:42I lived undercover with a colony of rodents. I was married to the Rat King.
01:45Ah, great lover, great cook, really flexible tail.
01:48Didn't see it coming when I slit his throat in the middle of the night and overthrew his regime.
01:53I remember saying that in the booth, baby. That's me.
01:58Dust of life.
02:00You remind me of 1200 years ago when I lived undercover with a colony of rodents.
02:05I was married to the Rat King.
02:07Ah, great lover, great cook, really flexible tail.
02:11Didn't see it coming when I slit his throat in the middle of the night and overthrew his regime.
02:16Oh, we passed.
02:18I mean, I got the first one wrong. I'm not gonna lie.
02:20No, those were very good. That was very good though.
02:23Cleck, are you meditating? Can I put this bomb next to you?
02:26That's the least stressful question I've been asked today.
02:31Welcome to the future. It's the year 14,002 and you're in the Ergilon galaxy.
02:44All doctors report immediately.
02:47And window cleaners.
02:49A case came in this morning that only two delusional
02:52narcissists would attempt and they asked for you.
02:54In a fun way or like a weird way?
02:56You have a parasite that eradicates anxiety.
02:59I heard you'll bend the rules to help people.
03:01For science, not kindness.
03:05I apologize for my visible arousal.
03:09We have a chance to cure anxiety. We have to take it.
03:13If you pursue this, you could die.
03:16Or worse, lose your licenses.
03:21I'm okay. I'm water resistant.
03:23You're such a suck up. I really admire it.
03:26What can I do? What can I do?
03:30Stop playing with my portal.
03:40We're doing this against my every instinct.
03:44We're putting everyone at risk.
03:45But imagine all the people we could help.
03:48I will now sing my planet's song of orgasmic death to lighten the mood.