• 2 months ago
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00:00:30That wraps up the first edition of the Pittsburgh Pulse.
00:00:43Our thanks to Democratic Congressman Mark Allen and Lisa D'Onofrio of the Penn Conservative
00:00:48League for joining us today.
00:00:50We hope you'll join us every Saturday as we look at the day's top issues from all sides,
00:00:55even McCormick's whacked out lefty perspective.
00:00:58That's right, and Mike will continue his quest to make Bill O'Reilly look progressive.
00:01:04We've got shows coming up on Wall Street reform, calls for a national energy policy, and the
00:01:09drive for marriage equality in the Keystone State.
00:01:12Mike loves that one.
00:01:14Say I don't, Pennsylvania.
00:01:16And of course, you can follow our columns Tuesdays and Thursdays in the Times Herald.
00:01:20Until next time, I'm Mike Steinman.
00:01:22And I'm Colin McCormick on the Pulse.
00:01:27Who's your daddy?
00:01:28Okay.
00:01:29Okay.
00:01:30So this year turned out pretty good.
00:01:34Mike, Colin, nice work.
00:01:36Okay.
00:01:37That's enough.
00:01:39Enough.
00:01:40I don't need their egos any bigger.
00:01:43Now maybe you heard this.
00:01:47Print is dead.
00:01:49How about them apples?
00:01:51Christ.
00:01:52So corporate is hot for the potential synergy here.
00:01:58I swear to God if I never say that word again.
00:02:00Anyways, hints have seen the commercial tomorrow at noon, so keep spreading the word.
00:02:06Benavides, my office.
00:02:08The rest of you clowns, enjoy the weekend.
00:02:28Hey Amber, did you get those Medicare stats?
00:02:55Yeah.
00:02:56She is such a mess.
00:02:57Okay.
00:03:00Amber is a stripper name.
00:03:02And you can't hire someone with a stripper name to produce a news show.
00:03:05Yeah, tell that to Steinman.
00:03:07Listen, did I see interns?
00:03:10Yeah.
00:03:11Started yesterday.
00:03:12Can I borrow one?
00:03:13I've got a little research project and I swear Amber just goes to Wikipedia.
00:03:19Monday okay?
00:03:20Perfect.
00:03:21Heading out.
00:03:22Gotta get to the gym.
00:03:23Or you could just give in to middle age spread like the rest of us.
00:03:26Maybe I will.
00:03:27When I'm middle aged.
00:03:56So long.
00:03:57It don't matter how far down.
00:03:58Yet again.
00:03:59Along.
00:04:00Along the way.
00:04:01It don't matter how far.
00:04:02It don't matter how far we've gone.
00:04:03It don't matter how far.
00:04:04Six unanswered points.
00:04:05Six unanswered points.
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00:04:26Shit.
00:04:27The Panthers can't afford this kind of deficit in the early going.
00:04:30Stamina was a big question mark for this young team coming into the season and they've already
00:04:34won a couple of big leagues.
00:04:35Well, there you are.
00:04:38Why is it celebrities are never on time?
00:04:41Seriously.
00:04:42You and Madonna always keep me waiting.
00:04:44It's in the handbook.
00:04:46How was the screening?
00:04:47It turned out great.
00:04:50Kind of weird to see myself on TV, though.
00:04:53Oh, right.
00:04:54You know you can't wait to be besieged by adoring fans.
00:04:57Got my first one today.
00:04:59Caught one of the interns checking me out.
00:05:02Kind of cute.
00:05:03Too common.
00:05:04Oh, relax.
00:05:05I like them young, but there are limits.
00:05:07Do we need to have a little talk about sexual harassment?
00:05:10You know, it's generally frowned upon.
00:05:12Shut it.
00:05:13The game's started.
00:05:14They're getting hammered.
00:05:17Yo.
00:05:18Oh, come on.
00:05:19Where's the defense?
00:05:20What?
00:05:21Is it getting worse?
00:05:22Down 12 already?
00:05:23Jesus.
00:05:24Hey.
00:05:25Welcome back.
00:05:26Please.
00:05:27I don't know that one journal article
00:05:30counts as a career renaissance.
00:05:32Always on the bright side with you.
00:05:35Yeah, it's part of my charm.
00:05:37Oh, come on.
00:05:39Harper is throwing bricks.
00:05:40They need to sit them now.
00:05:42Buh-bye.
00:05:43Easy, Prince Charming.
00:05:44Get your food before it ices over.
00:05:46Ah, see?
00:05:47I should coach.
00:05:49You're a genius.
00:05:51Hey.
00:05:53We should go out tonight.
00:05:55After the game.
00:05:57We should celebrate.
00:05:58Yeah.
00:05:59Stewart, when was the last time you got some?
00:06:03Let's see.
00:06:04Truman was president, so...
00:06:06No, wait.
00:06:07Eisenhower was president.
00:06:08Eisenhower.
00:06:09Eisenhower.
00:06:10Eisenhower.
00:06:11Eisenhower.
00:06:12Eisenhower.
00:06:13Eisenhower.
00:06:14Eisenhower.
00:06:15I hate Eisenhower, so see?
00:06:16I'm good.
00:06:17You have fun.
00:06:18Oh, I will.
00:06:40Mom.
00:06:42Mom, I can't.
00:06:45You're slurring.
00:06:46I can't understand you.
00:06:47He said what?
00:06:49What did he...
00:06:53I'm sure he didn't mean that.
00:06:55I said I'm sure...
00:06:59Why don't you just call me tomorrow?
00:07:03No.
00:07:04No, I don't want to talk to him.
00:07:06Mom, no!
00:07:08Fuck.
00:07:13Hi, Dad.
00:07:14Uh...
00:07:15Yes, sir, I can tell.
00:07:17Just tell her I'll...
00:07:21Dad?
00:07:24Are you there?
00:07:25Dad?
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00:07:53Dad?
00:07:54Yo.
00:07:56Are we two or three?
00:07:58Kicked him out.
00:07:59Oh, good, I'm starving.
00:08:01I'll let you have an extra hour.
00:08:05Hey, Dad, what's up?
00:08:07Hey, Tom.
00:08:09Is he...
00:08:12Oh, fuck.
00:08:17Oh.
00:08:18Colin, your show.
00:08:20Is it on DVR?
00:08:21Oh, yeah.
00:08:22Is it on DVR?
00:08:33Alex died.
00:08:35Your Uncle Liam's Alex?
00:08:36Massive stroke last night.
00:08:39Oh, my God.
00:08:40Liam's devastated.
00:08:43So...
00:08:46We're gonna go out to L.A. just to...
00:08:49Be with him, help with all the arrangements.
00:08:52You want me to go with?
00:08:55Yeah.
00:08:58Dad would really appreciate that.
00:09:00Liam, too.
00:09:19I feel like I was blessed.
00:09:22To have him.
00:09:24And, uh, now I feel blessed again
00:09:27because you're all here with me
00:09:30to celebrate his life.
00:09:34My big brother, Tom.
00:09:36Thank you, Tommy,
00:09:38for giving me a way
00:09:40when Alex finally could make an honest man of me.
00:09:48And our precious...
00:09:51Precious friends.
00:09:55You know, Alex's family...
00:09:59They never accepted who he was.
00:10:02And-and that...
00:10:04Hurt him more than you can imagine.
00:10:08But you...
00:10:10All of you...
00:10:14You were his family.
00:10:21It's very nice to meet you.
00:10:23I want you to think about it.
00:10:25I will. I-I promise.
00:10:29Search committee at UCLA.
00:10:31I know, crazy, right?
00:10:33You boys, don't miss your plane.
00:10:35Love you, Dad.
00:10:36Love you, son.
00:10:38Stu, thanks for coming.
00:10:40I'll see you later.
00:10:41Bye-bye.
00:10:42Bye-bye.
00:10:43Bye-bye.
00:10:44Bye-bye.
00:10:45Bye-bye.
00:10:46Bye-bye.
00:10:47Bye-bye.
00:10:48Bye-bye.
00:10:49Bye-bye.
00:10:50Stu, thanks for coming out.
00:10:51Of course.
00:10:52Appreciate it.
00:10:53You look very handsome, Stuart.
00:10:54Thanks, Mrs. Adams.
00:10:55Go, go, go, go.
00:10:56Okay, okay.
00:10:57All right.
00:10:58Bye-bye.
00:10:59I love you.
00:11:01After 50 years...
00:11:05Have we missed out?
00:11:07That's a dangerous question.
00:11:09What color is the car?
00:11:10I mean, growing up,
00:11:11I wanted to be just like my dad, you know?
00:11:13Devoted wife, couple of kids.
00:11:16When I realized I was gay,
00:11:18I thought of family,
00:11:20just wasn't in the cards.
00:11:21Please, you're not the marrying kind.
00:11:23You're more of a slut.
00:11:25Shut it.
00:11:27I mean, yeah, but...
00:11:30And don't forget all that spunk you sold
00:11:32for beer money at Yale.
00:11:33You're a father.
00:11:34Check it off.
00:11:35Stuart.
00:11:36Jesus, you're not...
00:11:37What?
00:11:40You make it impossible sometimes.
00:11:42Are we talking actual feelings here?
00:11:44Do we do that?
00:11:45Not if you can help it.
00:11:47Okay, I'm listening.
00:11:55Hmm.
00:11:56Who's your daddy?
00:12:02Just give me the keys.
00:12:14I'll tell you why, Pat.
00:12:15The Bible very clearly tells us
00:12:17that marriage is between a man and a woman
00:12:19and it is a sacred covenant.
00:12:21The Bible also very clearly tells us
00:12:23that homosexuality is an abomination.
00:12:26And that is the word, abomination.
00:12:28Knock, knock.
00:12:29So to claim that homosexuals should be allowed to marry...
00:12:31What the fuck?
00:12:32The Reverend Irvin Lockwood.
00:12:33Amber booked him for the show on marriage equality.
00:12:36Of course she did.
00:12:38I come bearing intern.
00:12:41Why are you lurking like that?
00:12:43Come on in here.
00:12:47Come on.
00:12:48He's not gonna bite.
00:12:50Colin McCormick, Thaddeus Bloom.
00:12:53It's T.
00:12:54Goes by T.
00:12:55Nice to meet you, T.
00:12:57Char showed me your sample,
00:12:58some of the strongest student writing I've ever read.
00:13:01Really?
00:13:02You liked it?
00:13:03That's...
00:13:04Wow.
00:13:05Okay, this one won't stop talking about you.
00:13:07Colin this, Colin that.
00:13:09It's Bieber, Char.
00:13:11Not beaver.
00:13:13Whatevs.
00:13:14Figured you'd know.
00:13:15All right, my shit comes first.
00:13:17Capiche?
00:13:18Yes, ma'am.
00:13:19Ma'am?
00:13:20Can you fucking believe this?
00:13:22Oh, my God.
00:13:26Okay.
00:13:27So are you familiar with Reverend Irvin Lockwood?
00:13:30Yes, sir.
00:13:31Pops made us watch him every Sunday.
00:13:33Oh, you're not a fan of him?
00:13:35No.
00:13:36No, sir.
00:13:37The Reverend's not too fond of us homosexuals.
00:13:39I kind of hate him.
00:13:41Well, we need to stay objective here.
00:13:43But there are rumors.
00:13:45I'm sure you've heard.
00:13:47The mistress?
00:13:48The mistress.
00:13:49That's the devil's tongue talking.
00:13:51So he says.
00:13:52No one's ever been able to connect the dots.
00:13:54But I thought if we gathered all the various sources
00:13:57that do exist...
00:13:59We can see all the dots at once?
00:14:01Yes, sir.
00:14:02Right.
00:14:03This guy calls himself a defender of marriage.
00:14:05If he's screwing around, I want to nail him on it.
00:14:08We have a month.
00:14:10See what you can find.
00:14:11Yes, sir.
00:14:12Buff T.
00:14:13Um, this whole sir thing, it's killing me.
00:14:17Just Colin, please.
00:14:19Yes, sir.
00:14:20Colin.
00:14:21Holy crap! Traffic was...
00:14:23Oh.
00:14:24Uh...
00:14:25You looking for Colin?
00:14:27He's in Miss Miyake's office.
00:14:29Thanks.
00:14:30Don't worry.
00:14:31You can count on me.
00:14:33Don't let Colin get away.
00:14:35All right?
00:14:37Thanks.
00:14:38Really appreciate it.
00:14:39Thanks, sir.
00:14:40Bye.
00:14:41Bye.
00:14:42Hey, boy.
00:14:43Good morning.
00:14:44Good morning.
00:14:45All right.
00:14:46Good morning.
00:14:47Good morning.
00:14:48I still think you're too ugly for TV.
00:14:50The makeup helps.
00:14:52You're still wearing it, you know.
00:14:54It kind of makes me feel pretty.
00:14:56Great show, guys.
00:14:58Hey.
00:14:59Good night.
00:15:00Uh, Medicare?
00:15:02Oh, sorry, I didn't get to it.
00:15:04Admit it, Mike.
00:15:06You hired her for her tits.
00:15:09Cormac, please don't.
00:15:11I'm sorry.
00:15:12I'm sorry.
00:15:13I'm sorry.
00:15:14I'm sorry.
00:15:15You hired her for her tits.
00:15:17Cormac, please.
00:15:18There's a lady present.
00:15:19Fuck that.
00:15:20Answer the question.
00:15:23Hey, Stu.
00:15:24Hey, Char.
00:15:26Michael.
00:15:27Stu, man.
00:15:29Game starts in 20, and I don't want to have to chase people from our seats.
00:15:32Did you get my message?
00:15:33Oh, shit.
00:15:34We were taping, so I turned off my phone.
00:15:36All right, ladies.
00:15:37Better go wash this makeup off so the wife doesn't think McCormick's giving me the gay.
00:15:43Go get this, baby.
00:15:47Do you guys even read his columns?
00:15:52So who's that in your office?
00:15:54T, short for Thaddeus.
00:15:55He's an intern.
00:15:56What's this about?
00:15:57An interview?
00:15:58UCLA.
00:15:59They're flying me out for some meetings end of next week.
00:16:03So you applied?
00:16:05Well, it seemed like such a long shot.
00:16:08You don't think I should?
00:16:09Huh?
00:16:10Oh, no.
00:16:11It's just...
00:16:12You're a big deal, right?
00:16:15I thought you were over high-pressure academia.
00:16:18I don't know.
00:16:1915 years?
00:16:20Maybe I can handle the political bullshit now that I'm older.
00:16:24Yeah, but you're happy here, right?
00:16:35Avoiding the question?
00:16:38Perpetually.
00:17:04How do you fix that?
00:17:06I've had three different IT guys in here.
00:17:08McCormick, I got a bail on the game.
00:17:10Little Mike's been puking all day and the wife's in a mood.
00:17:13Is he all right?
00:17:14Yeah, he's fine.
00:17:15He's a kid.
00:17:16He eats bugs.
00:17:17You know.
00:17:20Did you eat bugs?
00:17:22I don't think so.
00:17:23Me either.
00:17:27Hey.
00:17:29Any interest in catching a basketball game?
00:17:38I still can't believe you spent two years at UNC
00:17:42and never went to a single game.
00:17:45Here, let me...
00:17:46What?
00:17:47It still has the stickers on it.
00:17:48That's hip-hop, man.
00:17:49Leaving the stickers on?
00:17:51That's ridiculous.
00:17:52Uh-uh.
00:17:53Well, at least break in the brim a little.
00:17:54Uh-uh, that's my hat.
00:17:55I paid for it.
00:17:58Yo, this isn't over.
00:18:04So how's it going?
00:18:07Holy crap.
00:18:09That bad, huh?
00:18:10No, no, no, no, that good.
00:18:12They love me.
00:18:14Really?
00:18:15Well, you don't have to sound so surprised.
00:18:17Well, I'm not.
00:18:18I know, I know.
00:18:19It's just the first day,
00:18:20but I had this great meeting with the dean.
00:18:22He told me all my stuff, which was surreal.
00:18:26That's great.
00:18:27Right?
00:18:28And then this afternoon, I'm just touring the campus,
00:18:30and I get hit on by this cute professor
00:18:32from the history department.
00:18:34Maybe the universe is trying to tell me something.
00:18:37Did you just say the universe?
00:18:40Oh, God.
00:18:41One day, and I'm already talking like that.
00:18:43Mention Kale, and I'm sending out a rescue party.
00:18:46Please send a hit squad.
00:18:48I'm meeting history department for a drink.
00:18:51Um, I gotta go.
00:18:53Tomorrow is meetings, meetings, meetings,
00:18:55and then some big dinner thing, but I'll call when I can.
00:18:58Okay, talk to you then, Gladys.
00:19:07Something wrong?
00:19:08Hmm?
00:19:10Oh, no, no, just...
00:19:14Stew.
00:19:18Another round?
00:19:20Sure.
00:19:37About half an hour north of Asheville,
00:19:39near the Tennessee line.
00:19:41Sounds rustic.
00:19:42Yeah.
00:19:43You know, I grew up right here,
00:19:44Carnegie Mellon faculty brass.
00:19:46Yeah, I know.
00:19:47I think somebody might...
00:19:48Look at that ball control.
00:19:49Come on.
00:19:51How can you not love basketball?
00:19:54Why? Because I'm black?
00:19:57Shut it, jackass.
00:19:59Because you're from North Carolina.
00:20:01Dean Smith, Coach K, Michael fucking Jordan.
00:20:06Pops wasn't too big on extracurriculars.
00:20:08Took too much time out of Bible study.
00:20:11Wait, seriously?
00:20:13Yes, sir.
00:20:15Stop that.
00:20:19Wow, so your dad's pretty religious.
00:20:23Um, I was raised by my grandparents,
00:20:26but yeah, Pentecostal.
00:20:29No snakes or nothing.
00:20:30People always ask about that,
00:20:32but still pretty hardcore.
00:20:35Are your parents...?
00:20:38Yeah, in a car wreck.
00:20:40I was three. I don't remember anything.
00:20:42I'm sorry.
00:20:45So, does your grandfather know you're gay?
00:20:50Oh, yeah.
00:20:52He called me my best friend.
00:20:54You know.
00:20:55Oh, shit.
00:20:59He used to pray over me, like, a lot.
00:21:03Out, Satan. Leave this boy.
00:21:06It's pretty intense.
00:21:08I told him I was healed once,
00:21:10but then he called us again.
00:21:13I'm sorry.
00:21:22The program's great.
00:21:24I just transferred.
00:21:26I'm gay. I'm black.
00:21:28I talk different.
00:21:30It's gotta be tough.
00:21:31No, everyone's super nice.
00:21:33It's just, I don't know,
00:21:35sometimes I feel like I'm their pet alien or something.
00:21:38Phone home.
00:21:42What?
00:21:44Pet alien, like E.T.
00:21:46Oh, like the movie.
00:21:49I've never really seen it.
00:21:50Oh.
00:21:51We didn't...
00:21:52Come on, with Elliot and E.T. and...
00:21:54What's her name? Drew Barrymore?
00:21:56The bicycle chase and they start flying? No?
00:21:58It sounds cool.
00:22:00It's from the 80s, right?
00:22:02Oh, shit.
00:22:03Never mind.
00:22:05Ouch.
00:22:07So you feel like an alien.
00:22:10Do you think your classmates really view you that way,
00:22:13or is that...
00:22:14Oh.
00:22:15I'm sorry.
00:22:16What?
00:22:17I don't mean to grill you.
00:22:19Hazard of the job.
00:22:20Every conversation's an interview.
00:22:22You'll see.
00:22:24What's your favorite color?
00:22:26My...
00:22:28I'm practicing my interview skills.
00:22:30Favorite color.
00:22:32That's your opening question?
00:22:34Favorite color?
00:22:35Wow, I smell a Pulitzer.
00:22:37Favorite color?
00:22:38Blue.
00:22:41Cats or dogs?
00:22:42Neither.
00:22:44It's not that I don't like them, I just can't be around them.
00:22:46Allergic.
00:22:47Me too.
00:22:48Like, my eyes start swelling up and I can't stop sneezing.
00:22:51Exactly.
00:22:53Um...
00:22:55Hang on, I gotta...
00:23:09Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:23:12Woo!
00:23:22Sorry about that.
00:23:24Ha, ha, ha.
00:23:28I've enjoyed hanging out with you, Thaddeus Bloom.
00:23:33Yeah, me too.
00:23:39Oh.
00:23:41Shit.
00:23:45Did I...
00:23:47No, it's...
00:23:48Oh.
00:23:50Shit, what the fuck am I doing?
00:23:53Colin, it's okay.
00:23:54No, fuck, don't!
00:23:55Oh, fuck!
00:23:56What is wrong with me?
00:23:57Colin?
00:23:58No.
00:23:59Listen.
00:24:00T, this is my fault.
00:24:01I'm sorry.
00:24:02I'm sorry.
00:24:03I'm sorry.
00:24:04I'm sorry.
00:24:05I'm sorry.
00:24:06T, this is my fault.
00:24:07I'm sorry.
00:24:08You're an intern.
00:24:09It's okay.
00:24:10No, T, it's not.
00:24:11You should go.
00:24:12What?
00:24:13Just go.
00:24:14Forget Lockwood.
00:24:15We shouldn't be...
00:24:16Oh, fuck.
00:24:17I can stay.
00:24:18No, just stay away from me.
00:24:19I mean it.
00:24:20Stay away.
00:24:36Fuck.
00:25:07I can't.
00:25:08This is my fault.
00:25:09I'm sorry.
00:25:10Fuck.
00:25:11Hey.
00:25:12Hey.
00:25:13I couldn't figure out the code.
00:25:24I can't.
00:25:30Hey.
00:25:32Hey.
00:25:35I couldn't figure out the coffee maker.
00:25:40It took me a week.
00:25:42The manual's like war and peace.
00:25:46Did you shower?
00:25:47Nah, I have to change before work anyway.
00:25:49I shower at the dorm.
00:25:52Dorm.
00:25:54Oh, Christ.
00:25:57T, um...
00:25:59Listen, uh...
00:26:02Last night...
00:26:06I think this might be...
00:26:07Your place is really cool.
00:26:10Oh.
00:26:12Yeah.
00:26:14Thanks.
00:26:20Just like Grandma made.
00:26:30Thanks.
00:26:44Hi, this is Professor Stuart Wisniewski,
00:26:46and this is my personal voicemail.
00:26:48If you're calling about office hours, please call my...
00:27:29Hi.
00:27:53Wow, this brings back memories.
00:27:56Never mind.
00:27:59Fine, when I was a senior in high school,
00:28:01I used to fool around with this guy on the fourth floor,
00:28:03Kevin...
00:28:05Kevin...
00:28:06Oh, shit, I don't think I ever knew his last name.
00:28:08Oh, gee, that's real classy, Mr. Role Model.
00:28:12Oh, wait.
00:28:13You have to wait a minute.
00:28:15T, don't worry about it.
00:28:17You should have seen how messy I was in college.
00:28:19Drove Stu nuts.
00:28:20No, just wait here, okay?
00:28:22Okay.
00:28:24What room?
00:28:25313.
00:28:27Okay.
00:28:53Okay.
00:28:54You can...
00:28:56Yeah.
00:29:05Wow.
00:29:08Stu would approve.
00:29:12Well...
00:29:14I always had to clean my room or else.
00:29:21Why'd you transfer?
00:29:24Just... distance.
00:29:27As in you needed some?
00:29:34T, why do you have this?
00:29:36Pops in it.
00:29:39Why would you keep it?
00:29:45Oh...
00:29:48Babe.
00:29:55Yep.
00:29:58This is going.
00:30:05Oh.
00:30:07Oh.
00:30:09Oh.
00:30:11Oh.
00:30:13Oh.
00:30:25Oh.
00:30:38Put her on hold.
00:30:55Oh.
00:30:58Oh, the phone.
00:31:03Bad T.
00:31:07Self-involved and self-inflicted
00:31:09Every word I say may be contradicted
00:31:13Now I'm laid out of my bed
00:31:23You're early.
00:31:24Oh.
00:31:25Yeah.
00:31:26I got a flight out this morning.
00:31:27But now I can't find my key.
00:31:29I need to get the spare.
00:31:31Oh.
00:31:32Right.
00:31:33Hey, that smells good.
00:31:34Have you got enough for two?
00:31:35The airline charged me eight bucks
00:31:37For a so-called snack box
00:31:39Containing the most baffling assortment of crap.
00:31:41Uh, no.
00:31:42Sorry.
00:31:45So it turns out this trip is a fucking waste of time.
00:31:48Shocker.
00:31:49I thought it was going well.
00:31:50Ah, it was going well until I...
00:31:54Um...
00:31:55Hello.
00:31:56Not enough for two.
00:31:58Okay.
00:31:59Sorry.
00:32:01Oh, my God, you're blushing.
00:32:03I am not.
00:32:04Look at you.
00:32:05You're blushing.
00:32:06Who is it?
00:32:07How do I not know this?
00:32:10Shit.
00:32:12You have to go.
00:32:18Okay.
00:32:20But you've got a promise
00:32:22To go easy.
00:32:26It's tea.
00:32:30No.
00:32:31The intern?
00:32:32Come on.
00:32:33Jesus, colin.
00:32:34You know your little fetish for post-collegiates
00:32:36Is bad enough, but come on, he's a fetus.
00:32:38I know.
00:32:39I know.
00:32:40But he's smart
00:32:43And kind of fascinating.
00:32:45He's got this totally fucked-up background.
00:32:48I mean, fucked up.
00:32:51Look, why don't you stay for dinner?
00:32:53Talk to him, and you'll see.
00:32:57Or you can tell me that I'm crazy
00:32:59Because, seriously, I mean, I feel like a teenager here.
00:33:02Well, that makes two of you.
00:33:07He's 21.
00:33:09Colin, he is an employee.
00:33:11Okay, technically, he doesn't report to me.
00:33:14He's char's intern.
00:33:15Really?
00:33:16That's what you're going with?
00:33:18I can't decide if this is funny or just pathetic.
00:33:21Be nice.
00:33:23Well, I'll try, but I make no promises.
00:33:27Hey!
00:33:29Hey.
00:33:31T, you remember stew?
00:33:34He's gonna be joining us for dinner.
00:33:38Oh.
00:33:40You're shitting me.
00:33:42Oh, I shit you not.
00:33:43Cut his fingernails during the interview.
00:33:46What an asshole.
00:33:48Well, he was hal tate's roommate at princeton, so...
00:33:50So that explains it.
00:33:52Who?
00:33:53Doesn't matter.
00:33:55You know, I'd actually forgotten about that.
00:33:57Hal tate was stewart's mentor when he taught at georgetown.
00:34:00So isn't that a good thing?
00:34:02Stew started getting more attention, and tate didn't.
00:34:04We got into a pissing contest, and his dick was bigger, okay?
00:34:07Moving on.
00:34:10Anyway, it's beside the point,
00:34:12Because they're also talking to patricia braxton hall.
00:34:15Who?
00:34:17Stewart.
00:34:19I'm not even sure who that is.
00:34:21The black ann coulter.
00:34:23Oh, her.
00:34:25She's a piece of work.
00:34:27She is appalling, but she's smart,
00:34:29And she has a diversity wet dream.
00:34:31Can I use the computer?
00:34:33I'm sorry, babe, we just had a lot to catch up on.
00:34:36It's okay. Can I use it?
00:34:39You didn't like the cacciatore?
00:34:41No, I'm not that hungry.
00:34:44Want me to make you a sandwich?
00:34:46No, I'm good.
00:34:48Come here.
00:34:50I think the laptop's by the bed.
00:35:01Want me to make you a sandwich?
00:35:04Shut it.
00:35:20I'll be right back.
00:35:50Okay.
00:36:20Oh, my god.
00:36:51Hey.
00:36:53Oh.
00:36:55Uh, sorry.
00:36:57Use the damn doorbell!
00:37:00What are you saying, man?
00:37:02You're anti-gay marriage?
00:37:04No, I'm not saying that at all,
00:37:06But let's be honest, it's a tradition
00:37:08Designed to foster procreation
00:37:10In order to make a woman's life
00:37:12A little bit easier.
00:37:14I don't know what you're talking about.
00:37:16It's a tradition.
00:37:18It's a tradition.
00:37:20It's a tradition.
00:37:22It's a tradition.
00:37:24It's a tradition.
00:37:26It's a tradition.
00:37:28And it's a tradition that's used to foster procreation
00:37:30In a specific way, with a dominant husband
00:37:32And a subservient wife.
00:37:34So, how is that a useful model
00:37:36For homosexual relationships,
00:37:37Not even straight people buy that shit anymore?
00:37:39There are legal rights
00:37:41That come with marriage, man.
00:37:42It's not just about procreation.
00:37:44There's no fertility requirements.
00:37:45Sterile people can still get married.
00:37:47Oh, that, I wish they would.
00:37:49We're being treated differently under the law.
00:37:51Civil rights.
00:37:52Now, there, I agree with you.
00:37:54Marriage may be a farce,
00:37:55But we should have equal access to it.
00:37:57You're catching on.
00:37:59Whatever. I gotta pee.
00:38:01Well, golly, thanks for the update.
00:38:06What?
00:38:07I can tell you like him.
00:38:10Well, let's not get carried away.
00:38:13Fine. He is very right for a sixth grader. Happy?
00:38:17Delighted.
00:38:22Is that all he's eating?
00:38:24Wasting bacon? That's just wrong.
00:38:27Aha! Showtime!
00:38:31Babe!
00:38:41Greetings, Pittsburghers. I'm Mike Steinman.
00:38:43And I'm Colin McCormick.
00:38:45And this is the Pittsburgh Pulse.
00:38:47Thanks for sharing your Saturday with us.
00:38:49This week, we're taking a closer look
00:38:51at the state of renewable energy in Pennsylvania.
00:38:53Is it for real?
00:38:56Or just a lot of expensive wishful thinking?
00:38:58Like Mike's gym membership.
00:39:00Exactly.
00:39:02Our guests today are Patty Hickenlooper,
00:39:04Executive Director of the Green States Initiative,
00:39:06and Republican State Senator George Winston.
00:39:10But first, let's take a look...
00:39:26There you are.
00:39:28T, it's okay.
00:39:30You know you can use it.
00:39:34Can't sleep again?
00:39:40So what have we got here?
00:39:42You're looking at porn, aren't you?
00:39:44No!
00:39:46Let me see!
00:39:48No!
00:39:50You're looking at porn, aren't you?
00:39:52No!
00:39:55Hey, where did you get that picture?
00:39:57You friended my dad?
00:40:01Your account was logged on.
00:40:03I just kind of...
00:40:05T, that's not...
00:40:07When you talk about him, he sounds really cool.
00:40:15Yeah.
00:40:17I'm lucky.
00:40:19I know.
00:40:25God.
00:40:27I was so young.
00:40:31I was so proud of that fish.
00:40:33Dad made me feel like I'd landed a great white.
00:40:37What else do we have in here?
00:40:39Wow.
00:40:41It's after he won state championship.
00:40:43Junior year.
00:40:49I love that one.
00:40:51Stew and me, commencement day.
00:40:53See, he does smile.
00:41:01That's Christmas in Aspen,
00:41:0396?
00:41:0597, does it say?
00:41:07Why is Stew there?
00:41:09He usually does
00:41:11the holidays with my folks.
00:41:13His dad's a
00:41:15Marine,
00:41:17super conservative,
00:41:19and an asshole.
00:41:22His mom kind of drinks.
00:41:26But you guys were never...
00:41:28No.
00:41:30I mean, we fooled around
00:41:32some in college, but...
00:41:34No.
00:41:38He's my best friend.
00:41:46Okay.
00:41:48I need to get some sleep.
00:41:52Come on.
00:41:56Or maybe just get some.
00:42:22♪
00:42:24♪
00:42:26♪
00:42:28♪
00:42:30♪
00:42:32♪
00:42:34♪
00:42:36♪
00:42:38♪
00:42:40♪
00:42:42♪
00:42:44♪
00:42:46♪
00:42:48♪
00:42:51Can we go now?
00:42:53Come on, babe!
00:43:05So maybe you could help me prep
00:43:07on the constitutional arguments.
00:43:09Yeah, sure, I can pull some stuff together.
00:43:11I can do it.
00:43:13Thanks, babe, but I think this is more Stew's bailiwick.
00:43:17Chipotle maple syrup.
00:43:20That's perverse.
00:43:22No, it's just different. Try it.
00:43:24T.D.!
00:43:26Hey, Kat.
00:43:28Where the hell have you been?
00:43:30Oh, my gosh! Colin McCormick!
00:43:32I love your show!
00:43:34And you. Such a hottie.
00:43:36Why, thank you, gorgeous.
00:43:40You keep giving that Steinman hell.
00:43:42I will.
00:43:44I promise.
00:43:47Who's your daddy?
00:43:49Is the irony of that
00:43:51completely lost on you?
00:43:53Huh?
00:43:57Shut it.
00:43:59I mean, I will concede
00:44:01he's not your usual frat boy type,
00:44:03but I'm not used to your little conquests
00:44:05hanging around like this.
00:44:07Stewart, he's not a little conquest.
00:44:09I really think I...
00:44:13I don't know.
00:44:15Maybe the Greeks
00:44:17were onto something.
00:44:19You know, that older, younger thing?
00:44:21Please, those stories never ended well.
00:44:23Someone was always stabbing out their eyes
00:44:25or getting chained to a rock.
00:44:27Just ease up a bit.
00:44:29Please.
00:44:31Fine.
00:44:35Does he...
00:44:37look thin to you?
00:44:41Oh, God.
00:44:45There is no such thing as a gay child.
00:44:47If a young person tells you that,
00:44:49what they are saying is
00:44:51they have embraced Satan.
00:44:53You do not love that.
00:44:55You do not accept that.
00:44:57You cannot accept that.
00:44:59You must fight the devil
00:45:01and you must make that young person
00:45:03understand the evil in the...
00:45:05T.
00:45:07You okay?
00:45:09So, uh...
00:45:11we tape tomorrow.
00:45:14What have we got?
00:45:16I pulled a bunch of stuff,
00:45:18but it's all variations on the same thing.
00:45:20Damn.
00:45:22There's this from the Enquirer.
00:45:24No, I don't think we want to go down that route.
00:45:26Shit.
00:45:28Well, we tried.
00:45:30Colin, I'm sorry.
00:45:32Hey, don't worry.
00:45:34You did great, really.
00:45:36Maybe there's a reason no one can...
00:45:38T, I'm heading out now.
00:45:40Don't stay too late.
00:45:42I have a false episode, so...
00:45:44Okay.
00:45:46He's not working you too hard, is he?
00:45:48No, ma'am.
00:45:50All righty, then.
00:45:52Good night.
00:45:54Have a good night.
00:45:56Mm-hmm.
00:46:06T!
00:46:08T, Jesus, babe, we...
00:46:10We just...
00:46:12We need to be more careful here.
00:46:14Okay?
00:46:16Okay?
00:46:18My place is at 7.
00:46:20We'll go for a run.
00:46:40Ow!
00:46:42Sorry.
00:46:44Didn't even see it fucking wrap on a leash.
00:46:46Damn.
00:46:48I really scraped it.
00:46:50I'll get the peroxide.
00:46:54Stuart!
00:46:56What?
00:46:58Oh, Christ.
00:47:00Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:02Ding dong.
00:47:04Holy crap.
00:47:06You should put some peroxide on that.
00:47:08Oh.
00:47:10Why are you in such a tizzy?
00:47:12She said no.
00:47:14Who?
00:47:16Braxton Hall, at the last minute.
00:47:18Decided she didn't want to make her kids change school or something.
00:47:20So, does that mean...
00:47:22They just called.
00:47:24Wow.
00:47:26That's...
00:47:28Well done, my friend.
00:47:30Congratulations.
00:47:32T, congratulations are in order.
00:47:34Stuart got the job.
00:47:36Yes.
00:47:38You.
00:47:40Honestly, I thought it was a lost cause.
00:47:42I told them I'd have to think about it.
00:47:44What do you think I should do?
00:47:46You're asking me?
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:50Well, I'll tell you what.
00:47:52We're going to dinner at Pablo's.
00:47:54Why don't you come with and...
00:47:56Ow!
00:47:58Babe, careful, please.
00:48:00Sorry.
00:48:02All done.
00:48:04I need your advice on this.
00:48:06Um, could you take a rain check on dinner just this once?
00:48:08No!
00:48:10Seriously, Colin.
00:48:12Jesus.
00:48:14Fine, how's this?
00:48:16Stu, let's go grab a drink,
00:48:18talk it through,
00:48:20and then T can join for dinner.
00:48:22Great.
00:48:24What's my time allotment?
00:48:28Babe, would it be okay if...
00:48:30Whatever.
00:48:32I can deal with the dorm.
00:48:34You sure?
00:48:36Yeah.
00:48:38Okay, thanks.
00:48:40Come here.
00:48:46Did you see that look he just shot me?
00:48:50You're being too sensitive.
00:48:52Uh-huh.
00:48:54He's...
00:48:56He's not sleeping.
00:48:58I think he's just tired.
00:49:00Well, then get him some Ambien,
00:49:02or better yet, a shrink,
00:49:04because I'm telling you there is something not right about this kid.
00:49:06Look, I know T's a little intense.
00:49:08I'm not an idiot.
00:49:10But I like the fact
00:49:12that he needs me,
00:49:14that I feel I can take care of him.
00:49:16Well, that's just sweet, but don't you feel like...
00:49:18It's called empathy, Stuart.
00:49:20I know it's not your thing.
00:49:22Not my thing.
00:49:24Don't you get tired of it?
00:49:26The world at arm's length, that's what you do, you know.
00:49:28So this is about me.
00:49:30Yeah, it is.
00:49:32Because you can't stand the fact that I found someone.
00:49:34Someone I actually care about.
00:49:36And you know why?
00:49:38Because it means you might actually have to find your own life
00:49:40instead of glomming onto mine.
00:49:42You think that I...
00:49:44Oh, my God,
00:49:46your ego is just...
00:49:48Fuck you.
00:49:50Fuck you.
00:49:52Just fuck you.
00:49:54Get out of here.
00:49:58Enjoy your empathy.
00:50:00You know I'm right.
00:50:04Stuart!
00:50:10Fuck.
00:50:12Ow.
00:50:24Fuck.
00:50:54Fuck.
00:51:24Hey, Amber, is Cullen in the...
00:51:26Hello!
00:51:28Yeah, hi, so is he...
00:51:30What?
00:51:32Hey, buddy.
00:51:34Reverend Lockwood.
00:51:36I'm Amber Fletcher. We spoke on the phone.
00:51:38The pleasure is all mine.
00:51:40Hi.
00:51:42I'm Reverend Lockwood.
00:51:44Hi. I'm Gay.
00:51:46He in his office?
00:51:48I am so sorry about that.
00:51:50He's not with the show.
00:51:53I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this now.
00:51:55You couldn't make bullet points?
00:51:57Yeah, well, excuse me for being thorough.
00:51:59We got him!
00:52:01Calm down, T.
00:52:03Just read it.
00:52:07Stuart, can you give us a second?
00:52:09Uh, yeah, sure.
00:52:15T?
00:52:17What is this?
00:52:19Did you see what he says about a pussy?
00:52:21Where did you get this?
00:52:23This is Lockwood's personal e-mail.
00:52:25Where did you get it? Somebody give this to you?
00:52:27Holy shit!
00:52:29T, don't they teach you ethics?
00:52:31We can't use this!
00:52:33But that's proof.
00:52:35Enough!
00:52:37I can't deal with this right now.
00:52:43What the hell was that all about?
00:52:45Is everything all right?
00:52:47Don't, okay?
00:52:49Just don't.
00:52:53Hey!
00:52:55I got you, you hear me?
00:52:57You're a fucking hypocrite, and I got you!
00:52:59You better get out of my face.
00:53:01Hey, you heard the man. Back off!
00:53:03A fucking hypocrite!
00:53:05Oh, my God!
00:53:07Shit! Call 911!
00:53:09I barely pushed him.
00:53:11T, can you hear me?
00:53:13I don't think you should move him.
00:53:15That boy was out of control.
00:53:17It'll be okay.
00:53:19He's not moving.
00:53:47Fuck.
00:54:17Fuck.
00:54:47Fuck.
00:55:11Yo.
00:55:13Any luck tracking down the grandparents?
00:55:15No.
00:55:17His phone and computer are password-protected.
00:55:21Anyway, I don't think they're very big correspondents.
00:55:25Listen, Colin, I'm gonna come get you.
00:55:27No, T's awake,
00:55:29but they've got to run some tests
00:55:31before they'll release him.
00:55:33We'll just catapact him, I believe.
00:55:35Okay, but, Colin, I...
00:55:37Here comes the doctor.
00:55:45Easy.
00:55:47I'm fine.
00:55:49Babe.
00:55:51Hey.
00:55:53Hey.
00:55:55Give me a hand.
00:55:57I'm fine.
00:55:59I just need to sit down.
00:56:05He's got a concussion.
00:56:07Look after him.
00:56:09I gotta pick him up.
00:56:11Okay.
00:56:13He's got a concussion.
00:56:15Look after him.
00:56:17I gotta pay the cab.
00:56:37Yeah.
00:56:43I think I get it.
00:56:47I really think I do. I mean...
00:56:51I've barely spoken to my father
00:56:53in almost 20 years, you know?
00:56:55And before that, well...
00:56:59So I understand.
00:57:03Growing up without that connection,
00:57:05it hurts, I know.
00:57:09What do you want?
00:57:14He has to know.
00:57:16Fuck you!
00:57:18T, you have got to tell him.
00:57:21Tell who what?
00:57:23Colin, I'm just going to...
00:57:25Sit!
00:57:29Why are you upsetting him?
00:57:39Everything's okay.
00:57:41We just...
00:57:43Have to talk.
00:57:47That's all. Right, T?
00:57:49Right?
00:57:57T?
00:58:12Is there something you...
00:58:14Need to tell me?
00:58:20Babe, it's okay.
00:58:26You know you can tell me anything.
00:58:41Okay.
00:59:12What is this?
00:59:18When you donated,
00:59:20you gave them permission
00:59:22to release your identity to any results.
00:59:26I know, but why...
00:59:29I mean...
00:59:41Oh, my God.
00:59:45Did your mom...
00:59:52Are you...
00:59:59Oh, God.
01:00:02Oh, God, what have we done?
01:00:04Don't get the fuck off me!
01:00:06Hey, calm down.
01:00:08He's my son!
01:00:10And you knew!
01:00:11No, Colin, I just...
01:00:12Colin, please!
01:00:13You let me fuck you!
01:00:15I thought it was worth it!
01:00:16Worth what? Are you insane?
01:00:18Colin!
01:00:20Get him out of here.
01:00:22When I get back, I want both of you gone.
01:00:34Oh, hey!
01:00:35Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:00:37Stop that! T, damn it, stop!
01:00:40Stop that, stop it!
01:00:41Jesus, stop that!
01:00:42Stop that!
01:00:59Shit.
01:01:09Shit.
01:01:39Shit.
01:01:59Colin?
01:02:04Colin?
01:02:09Colin?
01:02:19Colin!
01:02:20Can I come in?
01:02:30Colin?
01:02:35Colin!
01:02:36Can I come in?
01:02:39Colin?
01:03:09Someone else's brother now.
01:03:11Someone else's brother now.
01:03:14Someone else's brother now.
01:03:19And I don't have to worry.
01:03:25And I don't even care.
01:03:31If you're inside.
01:03:39If you're inside.
01:04:02I've waited my whole life.
01:04:07I know.
01:04:11My dad.
01:04:18Just wanted to be near him.
01:04:20So why didn't you just tell him?
01:04:23Before.
01:04:25I didn't know how he'd react.
01:04:29He didn't need to know who I was.
01:04:34Just...
01:04:38I wanted him to like me.
01:04:42It was going so good, you know?
01:04:45Working together.
01:04:50Then he kissed me and got all freaked out.
01:04:54I thought I could just...
01:04:58But...
01:05:06Jesus.
01:05:08It's all fucked up, isn't it?
01:05:15Yeah, T, it is.
01:05:18It's pretty fucked up.
01:05:24I want you to talk to someone.
01:05:28Professional.
01:05:30Okay?
01:05:32Yeah.
01:05:36I mean it.
01:05:38Do you need me to help you find someone?
01:05:40They got him at student health.
01:05:44Good.
01:05:50I'll be right back.
01:06:09Colin, listen.
01:06:11Christ, you better come to the conference room.
01:06:14Now, okay?
01:06:24This is just...
01:06:26This is a necessary step.
01:06:28That's what this is.
01:06:30Permanent.
01:06:32It's only...
01:06:33Oh, Mr. McCormick, thank you.
01:06:35Please take a seat.
01:06:42So, Colin, this here is Mr. Hanson from legal.
01:06:47Apparently we got a situation here.
01:06:54Save it, Al.
01:06:57I quit.
01:06:59Mr. McCormick, we're only proposing a suspension.
01:07:01Colin.
01:07:17These are yours.
01:07:19Colin, you can keep them if you want.
01:07:21No.
01:07:24Come in.
01:07:27Please.
01:07:29I could use the company.
01:07:30Packing is so fucking boring.
01:07:36Do you want something to drink?
01:07:39Got any beer?
01:07:41Oh, I...
01:07:43I can look.
01:07:47Colin, I'm pretty sure this bowl is...
01:08:00Colin.
01:08:08Where did you come from
01:08:11From the moment we met
01:08:15You had me spinning
01:08:18When you took my hand
01:08:22Sounded your alarm
01:08:24You caught me off guard
01:08:26But fast as you came
01:08:28You left me alone
01:08:30With your empty promises
01:08:34You just keep me hanging on
01:08:41You keep me hanging on
01:08:48You keep me hanging on
01:08:55You gotta let me go
01:09:00Just hang me on your arm
01:09:17I can't breathe
01:09:19I can't sleep
01:09:21You leave me here
01:09:22And I'm wondering
01:09:24I don't know
01:09:25Where we're standing anymore
01:09:27You're gone
01:09:31You come to me
01:09:33You move away
01:09:35You're here last night
01:09:36But you're gone today
01:09:38You make me feel
01:09:40That it's all for me
01:09:42You want more
01:09:46You tell me
01:09:47You kiss me
01:09:48And then wonder why
01:09:50When I give you nothing
01:09:51I'm even a smile
01:09:53But why should I bother
01:09:55You're gonna give me this
01:09:57Oh, oh, no, no
01:10:00You leave me for granted
01:10:02I give everything
01:10:04All that I have
01:10:06And you throw it away
01:10:09Leave me to live
01:10:10When you get what you want
01:10:12Not anymore
01:10:15See what I mean, folks
01:10:16These liberals have no sense of humor
01:10:24Colin, what the fuck?
01:10:32Your voicemail is full
01:10:33You don't answer email
01:10:37Are you...
01:10:44Colin, I don't know what to do here
01:10:45Nobody's asking you to do anything
01:10:47Go back to L.A.
01:10:49Don't do anything
01:10:50Go back to L.A.
01:11:16So T's gotten himself expelled
01:11:18He's on some pills
01:11:20And some, uh...
01:11:22Altercations
01:11:34The social worker
01:11:35Thinks he needs some inpatient treatment
01:11:37And I can't stomach them
01:11:39Shipping him off to that whack-job grandfather
01:11:41So...
01:11:45UCLA Medical has a program
01:11:48We're on the 6 o'clock tomorrow morning
01:11:54The way he would...
01:11:56Look at me
01:12:02What?
01:12:04He would...
01:12:06Look at me like...
01:12:10He wanted to consume me
01:12:14And I wanted that
01:12:15I wanted...
01:12:17Something
01:12:21More, but I got it wrong
01:12:22He wanted a father
01:12:25He needed me to be a father
01:12:27And I made him
01:12:28Colin, you didn't know
01:12:29I knew it was wrong
01:12:30On some level, I knew it wasn't...
01:12:32What he wanted
01:12:34But he let it happen
01:12:37And you can't take that on yourself
01:12:47He made a choice
01:12:49He got scared
01:12:51And he made a fucked-up choice
01:12:53That we were all gonna have to find some way to live with
01:12:57Especially T
01:12:58Who are you?
01:13:01I don't get it
01:13:02You're being so gentle with him
01:13:07I don't know
01:13:10He's a good kid
01:13:14Incredibly fucked-up, but...
01:13:18He's never had anyone looking out for him, you know?
01:13:23And I remember what that felt like
01:13:27How alone I felt until...
01:13:35Anyway
01:13:40Yep
01:13:41Yeah
01:13:45Listen, I need to make sure he's packed and ready to go
01:13:49He's staying with me at the hotel tonight
01:13:51I know he'd love to see you
01:13:52I can't
01:13:53Colin, you have got to just...
01:13:55No, I don't
01:13:56I really don't
01:14:03You are...
01:14:06You're unbelievable
01:14:09Not everything is easy, you know? Life...
01:14:12I know you've managed to go forty-odd years
01:14:14Without having to face that little fact
01:14:16But I never expected this
01:14:19Things get shitty and you just quit
01:14:23Really?
01:14:27Who are you?
01:14:38Who are you?
01:15:08Who are you?
01:15:38You can follow our columns Tuesdays and Thursdays in the Times-Herald
01:15:41Until next time, I'm Mike Steinman
01:15:43And I'm Colin McCormick on The Pulse
01:15:49And I'm Colin McCormick on The...
01:15:53And I'm Colin McCormick on The Pulse
01:15:59And I'm Colin McCormick
01:16:08And I'm Colin McCormick
01:16:38And I'm Colin McCormick
01:16:40And I'm Colin McCormick
01:16:42And I'm Colin McCormick
01:17:05Hey there, this is Ken Cheng from KCLA News
01:17:08Listen, we were impressed with your reel
01:17:10and the timing couldn't have been better.
01:17:12We've got something coming up pretty quick,
01:17:13so give me a call as soon as possible
01:17:15and I'll fill you in on the details, okay?
01:17:17Look forward to talking to you.
01:17:18My number is 323-526-9479.
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01:17:46Mr. McCormick?
01:17:49Well, I've discussed it with my colleagues.
01:17:51And?
01:17:53Well, frankly, a little heads-up
01:17:55would have been appreciated.
01:17:57I would have liked to have really discussed this
01:17:59with T beforehand.
01:18:01You understand this is...complicated.
01:18:05Yeah.
01:18:06Ha.
01:18:08Yeah, it is.
01:18:11We have a group session starting shortly.
01:18:14I'll ask that you keep it simple today,
01:18:16just stick to the basics,
01:18:19just reconnect.
01:18:22And then perhaps you can come back tomorrow
01:18:24for a more in-depth session.
01:18:26Would that work?
01:18:27I'll follow your lead here.
01:18:33I'll be right back.
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01:19:00You're here.
01:19:05I am.
01:19:09I'm glad.
01:19:29Hello.
01:19:31Oh, hi. Uh, is this...
01:19:32Are you looking for Stuart?
01:19:33Yeah.
01:19:34Can I tell him...
01:19:35You're Colin, right?
01:19:37I am.
01:19:38Uh, you are, uh...
01:19:39Paul, hi.
01:19:40Hey, hon, who is it?
01:19:44Well, now.
01:19:47Surprised?
01:19:49You think?
01:19:51Paul, this is Colin.
01:19:53I recognized him.
01:19:55You did?
01:19:57So...
01:20:00I'm not interrupting, am I?
01:20:03No, no, not at all.
01:20:04Actually, you are saving me.
01:20:06Stuart is determined to make me a basketball fan,
01:20:09and it is not taking.
01:20:11You're not trying.
01:20:13Whatever.
01:20:14Listen, I should really...
01:20:15I should be working on my lesson plans anyway,
01:20:17so why don't I leave you two boys to catch up?
01:20:20You sure?
01:20:21Of course.
01:20:22Okay, thanks, hon.
01:20:23Yeah.
01:20:24I'll call you later?
01:20:25That's perfect.
01:20:27It's nice to meet you.
01:20:29Likewise.
01:20:44So was that history department?
01:20:50Seems like a good guy.
01:20:53He is.
01:20:55Does he live here, or...?
01:20:57No, but...
01:21:00He is a good guy.
01:21:04Oh, my God!
01:21:09I know, right?
01:21:21So what are you doing here?
01:21:26I've been a jackass.
01:21:30I am not gonna argue.
01:21:33You okay?
01:21:37Getting there.
01:21:39Yeah.
01:21:41Good.
01:21:45He's doing better.
01:21:46I can get you the number of the...
01:21:47I already saw him.
01:21:49We're gonna...
01:21:53Keep talking.
01:22:04Stuart.
01:22:11Why did...
01:22:12Why did you move to Pittsburgh?
01:22:18Jesus, Colin, that was 15 years ago.
01:22:20Stuart.
01:22:21I can't...
01:22:23That's where the job was.
01:22:31Okay, now...
01:22:36The shitstorm at Georgetown wore me out.
01:22:42And I missed my friend.
01:22:51I missed you, too.
01:22:55No, I never said that.
01:22:58We're masters at not saying things.
01:23:00We're pathetic.
01:23:01I'm pathetic.
01:23:06So let me say this.
01:23:15Having you in my life...
01:23:18Has meant the world to me.
01:23:22You...
01:23:25You're my family.
01:23:35You bastard, you know I feel the same way.
01:23:40Our son has some issues.
01:23:50So I've got a meeting with the CW affiliate here.
01:23:55They're looking for a weekend anchor.
01:24:00You think I might like California?
01:24:06Yeah, I do.
01:24:10What, are we married now?
01:24:12Oh, shut it.
01:24:14I'm spoken for.
01:24:21How about that one?
01:24:23He looked like a freight train out of control, but it was all deck.
01:24:26Wow.
01:24:27One of the highlights of the night so far, and there have been plenty of them.
01:24:30Fantastic.
01:24:33In case you missed it, the Tigers came back in dramatic fashion and knocked off by two.
01:24:38I feel... old.
01:24:43Yeah.
01:24:47Well...
01:25:22I'm letting go.
01:25:27Feels like I've been sleeping way too long.
01:25:32And all my time has gone.
01:25:38But I'm still breathing, my heart's still beating.
01:25:46And I am moving on.
01:25:49I got nothing left, but I got everything I need.
01:26:01I got nothing left but this whole world in front of me.
01:26:10I got everything I need.
01:26:15This town feels so small.
01:26:20And it don't feel like home anymore.
01:26:28I'm tired of getting broken down.
01:26:32Feeling so alone in this crowd.
01:26:38But I keep believing and I'm still holding on.
01:26:47And I'm still strong.
01:26:49I got nothing left, but I got everything I need.
01:27:01I got nothing left but this whole world in front of me.
01:27:10I got everything I need.
01:27:15Starting today I am finally free.
01:27:21There is a fire that's burning in me.
01:27:28Sometimes the truth is hard to believe.
01:27:34But I am alive and now I see.
01:27:44I have everything.
01:27:49I got nothing left, but I got everything I need.
01:28:01I got nothing left but this whole world in front of me.
01:28:11I got everything I need.
01:28:17I got everything.
01:28:20I got everything.
01:28:25I got nothing left but this whole world in front of me.
01:28:35I got everything.