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00:00:30That wraps up the first edition of the Pittsburgh Pulse.
00:00:43Our thanks to Democratic Congressman Mark Allen and Lisa D'Onofrio of the Penn Conservative
00:00:48League for joining us today.
00:00:50We hope you'll join us every Saturday as we look at the day's top issues from all sides,
00:00:55even McCormick's whacked out lefty perspective.
00:00:58That's right, and Mike will continue his quest to make Bill O'Reilly look progressive.
00:01:04We've got shows coming up on Wall Street reform, calls for a national energy policy, and the
00:01:09drive for marriage equality in the Keystone State.
00:01:12Mike loves that one.
00:01:14Say I don't, Pennsylvania.
00:01:16And of course, you can follow our columns Tuesdays and Thursdays in the Times Herald.
00:01:20Until next time, I'm Mike Steinman.
00:01:22And I'm Colin McCormick on the Pulse.
00:01:27Who's your daddy?
00:01:28Okay.
00:01:29Okay.
00:01:30So this year turned out pretty good.
00:01:34Mike, Colin, nice work.
00:01:36Okay.
00:01:37That's enough.
00:01:39Enough.
00:01:40I don't need their egos any bigger.
00:01:43Now maybe you heard this.
00:01:47Print is dead.
00:01:49How about them apples?
00:01:51Christ.
00:01:52So corporate is hot for the potential synergy here.
00:01:58I swear to God if I never say that word again.
00:02:00Anyways, hints have seen the commercial tomorrow at noon, so keep spreading the word.
00:02:06Benavides, my office.
00:02:08The rest of you clowns, enjoy the weekend.
00:02:28Hey Amber, did you get those Medicare stats?
00:02:55Yeah.
00:02:56She is such a mess.
00:02:57Okay.
00:03:00Amber is a stripper name.
00:03:02And you can't hire someone with a stripper name to produce a news show.
00:03:05Yeah, tell that to Steinman.
00:03:07Listen, did I see interns?
00:03:10Yeah.
00:03:11Started yesterday.
00:03:12Can I borrow one?
00:03:13I've got a little research project and I swear Amber just goes to Wikipedia.
00:03:19Monday okay?
00:03:20Perfect.
00:03:21Heading out.
00:03:22Gotta get to the gym.
00:03:23Or you could just give in to middle age spread like the rest of us.
00:03:26Maybe I will.
00:03:27When I'm middle aged.
00:03:56So long.
00:03:57It don't matter how far down.
00:03:58Yet again.
00:03:59Along.
00:04:00Along the way.
00:04:01It don't matter how far.
00:04:02It don't matter how far we've gone.
00:04:03It don't matter how far.
00:04:04Six unanswered points.
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00:04:26Shit.
00:04:27The Panthers can't afford this kind of deficit in the early going.
00:04:30Stamina was a big question mark for this young team coming into the season and they've already
00:04:34won a couple of big leagues.
00:04:35Well, there you are.
00:04:38Why is it celebrities are never on time?
00:04:41Seriously.
00:04:42You and Madonna always keep me waiting.
00:04:44It's in the handbook.
00:04:46How was the screening?
00:04:47It turned out great.
00:04:50Kind of weird to see myself on TV, though.
00:04:53Oh, right.
00:04:54You know you can't wait to be besieged by adoring fans.
00:04:57Got my first one today.
00:04:59Caught one of the interns checking me out.
00:05:02Kind of cute.
00:05:03Too common.
00:05:04Oh, relax.
00:05:05I like them young, but there are limits.
00:05:07Do we need to have a little talk about sexual harassment?
00:05:10You know, it's generally frowned upon.
00:05:12Shut it.
00:05:13The game's started.
00:05:14They're getting hammered.
00:05:17Yo.
00:05:18Oh, come on.
00:05:19Where's the defense?
00:05:20What?
00:05:21Is it getting worse?
00:05:22Down 12 already?
00:05:23Jesus.
00:05:24Hey.
00:05:25Welcome back.
00:05:26Please.
00:05:27I don't know that one journal article
00:05:30counts as a career renaissance.
00:05:32Always on the bright side with you.
00:05:35Yeah, it's part of my charm.
00:05:37Oh, come on.
00:05:39Harper is throwing bricks.
00:05:40They need to sit them now.
00:05:42Buh-bye.
00:05:43Easy, Prince Charming.
00:05:44Get your food before it ices over.
00:05:46Ah, see?
00:05:47I should coach.
00:05:49You're a genius.
00:05:51Hey.
00:05:53We should go out tonight.
00:05:55After the game.
00:05:57We should celebrate.
00:05:58Yeah.
00:05:59Stewart, when was the last time you got some?
00:06:03Let's see.
00:06:04Truman was president, so...
00:06:06No, wait.
00:06:07Eisenhower was president.
00:06:08Eisenhower.
00:06:09Eisenhower.
00:06:10Eisenhower.
00:06:11Eisenhower.
00:06:12Eisenhower.
00:06:13Eisenhower.
00:06:14Eisenhower.
00:06:15I hate Eisenhower, so see?
00:06:16I'm good.
00:06:17You have fun.
00:06:18Oh, I will.
00:06:40Mom.
00:06:42Mom, I can't.
00:06:45You're slurring.
00:06:46I can't understand you.
00:06:47He said what?
00:06:49What did he...
00:06:53I'm sure he didn't mean that.
00:06:55I said I'm sure...
00:06:59Why don't you just call me tomorrow?
00:07:03No.
00:07:04No, I don't want to talk to him.
00:07:06Mom, no!
00:07:08Fuck.
00:07:13Hi, Dad.
00:07:14Uh...
00:07:15Yes, sir, I can tell.
00:07:17Just tell her I'll...
00:07:21Dad?
00:07:24Are you there?
00:07:25Dad?
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00:07:54Yo.
00:07:56Are we two or three?
00:07:58Kicked him out.
00:08:00Oh, good, I'm starving.
00:08:02I let you have an extra hour.
00:08:04Hey, Dad, what's up?
00:08:07Hey, Tom.
00:08:09Is he...
00:08:13Oh, fuck.
00:08:15Uh-huh.
00:08:16Oh.
00:08:17Yeah.
00:08:18Colin, your show.
00:08:20Is it on DVR?
00:08:22Is it on DVR?
00:08:32Alex died.
00:08:34Your Uncle Liam's Alex?
00:08:36Massive stroke last night.
00:08:38Oh, my God.
00:08:40Liam's devastated.
00:08:42So...
00:08:45We're gonna go out to L.A. just to...
00:08:48be with him, help with all the arrangements.
00:08:52You want me to go with?
00:08:54Yeah.
00:08:57Dad would really appreciate that.
00:08:59Liam, too.
00:09:18I feel like I was blessed.
00:09:20I feel like I was blessed to have him.
00:09:25And, uh, now I feel blessed again
00:09:28because you're all here with me
00:09:31to celebrate his life.
00:09:35My big brother Tom,
00:09:37thank you, Tommy,
00:09:39for giving me a way
00:09:41when Alex finally could make an honest man of me.
00:09:44Oh, man.
00:09:49And our precious,
00:09:51precious friends.
00:09:55You know, Alex's family,
00:09:59they never accepted who he was.
00:10:02And-and that
00:10:04hurt him more than you can imagine.
00:10:08But you,
00:10:10all of you,
00:10:12you were his family.
00:10:32Very nice to meet you.
00:10:34I want you to think about it.
00:10:36I will. I-I promise.
00:10:38Search committee at UCLA.
00:10:40I know, crazy, right?
00:10:42You boys, talk Mr. Plain.
00:10:44Love you, Dad.
00:10:46Love you, son.
00:10:48Stu, thanks for coming out.
00:10:50Oh, of course.
00:10:52They look very handsome, Stuart.
00:10:54Thanks, Mrs. Adams.
00:10:56Go, go, go.
00:11:00After 50 years,
00:11:04have we missed out?
00:11:07That's a dangerous question.
00:11:09What color's the car?
00:11:11I mean, growing up, I wanted to be just like my dad, you know?
00:11:13Devoted wife, couple of kids.
00:11:16When I realized I was gay,
00:11:18I guess I thought of family.
00:11:20Just wasn't in the cards.
00:11:22Please, you're not the Marian kind.
00:11:24You're more of a slut.
00:11:26Shut it.
00:11:28I mean, yeah, but...
00:11:30And don't forget all that spunk
00:11:32you sold for beer money at Yale.
00:11:34You're a father. Check it off.
00:11:36Jesus, you're not...
00:11:38What?
00:11:40You make it impossible sometimes.
00:11:42Are we talking actual feelings here?
00:11:44Do we do that?
00:11:46Not if you can help it.
00:11:48Okay, I'm listening.
00:11:56Who's your daddy?
00:12:02Just give me the keys.
00:12:06I'll tell you why, Pat.
00:12:08The Bible very clearly tells us
00:12:10that marriage is between a man and a woman
00:12:12and it is a sacred covenant.
00:12:14The Bible also very clearly tells us
00:12:16that homosexuality is an abomination.
00:12:18And that is the word, abomination.
00:12:20Knock, knock.
00:12:22What the fuck?
00:12:24The Reverend Irvin Lockwood.
00:12:26Amber booked him for the show on Monday.
00:12:28I don't know what's going on.
00:12:30I don't know what's going on.
00:12:32I don't know what's going on.
00:12:34The Reverend Irvin Lockwood.
00:12:36Amber booked him for the show on Marriage Equality.
00:12:38Of course she did.
00:12:40I come bearing intern.
00:12:46Why are you lurking like that?
00:12:48Come on in here.
00:12:50Come on.
00:12:52He's not gonna bite.
00:12:54Colin McCormick, Thaddeus Bloom.
00:12:56It's T.
00:12:58Goes by T.
00:13:00Nice to meet you, T.
00:13:02That's the best student writing I've ever read.
00:13:04Really? You liked it?
00:13:06That's... Wow.
00:13:08Okay, this one won't stop talking about you.
00:13:10Colin this, Colin that.
00:13:12You'd think you were Justin Bieber.
00:13:14Uh, it's Bieber-shar,
00:13:16not beaver.
00:13:18Whatevs. Figured you'd know.
00:13:20All right, my shit comes first, capisce?
00:13:22Yes, ma'am.
00:13:24Ma'am?
00:13:26Can you fucking believe this?
00:13:28Oh, my God.
00:13:30Okay.
00:13:32Uh, so are you familiar with Reverend Irvin Lockwood?
00:13:34Yes, sir.
00:13:36Pops means we watch him every Sunday.
00:13:38Oh, you're not a...
00:13:40No, sir. The reverend's not too fond of us homosexuals.
00:13:42I kinda hate him.
00:13:44Well, we need to stay
00:13:46objective here, but
00:13:48there are rumors
00:13:50I'm sure you've heard.
00:13:52The mistress?
00:13:54The mistress.
00:13:56That's the devil's tongue talking.
00:13:59We can't collect the dots, but I thought
00:14:01if we gathered all the various sources
00:14:03that do exist...
00:14:05We can see all the dots it wants?
00:14:07Right.
00:14:09This guy calls himself a defender of marriage.
00:14:11If he's screwing around, I want to nail him on it.
00:14:13We have a month.
00:14:15See what you can find.
00:14:17Yes, sir.
00:14:19Buff T, um, this whole sir thing,
00:14:21it's killing me.
00:14:23Just Colin, please.
00:14:25Yes, sir. Colin.
00:14:29Holy crap.
00:14:31Traffic was...
00:14:33Oh, uh...
00:14:35You looking for Colin?
00:14:37He's in Miss Miyake's office.
00:14:39Thanks.
00:14:44I still think you're too ugly for TV.
00:14:46The makeup helps.
00:14:48Oh, I see.
00:14:50I'm sorry.
00:14:52I'm sorry.
00:14:54I'm sorry.
00:14:56I'm sorry.
00:14:58The makeup helps.
00:15:00You're still wearing it, you know.
00:15:02It kind of makes me feel pretty.
00:15:04Great show, guys.
00:15:06Hey.
00:15:08Good night.
00:15:10Uh, Medicare?
00:15:12Oh, sorry, I didn't get to it.
00:15:14Admit it, Mike.
00:15:16You hired her for her tits.
00:15:18Cormac, please.
00:15:20There's a lady present.
00:15:22Fuck that. Answer the question.
00:15:24Hey, Stu.
00:15:26Michael.
00:15:28Stu, man.
00:15:30Game starts in 20, and I don't want to have to chase people from our seats.
00:15:32Did you get my message?
00:15:34Oh, shit. We were taping, so I turned off my phone.
00:15:36All right, ladies.
00:15:38Better go wash this makeup off
00:15:40so the wife doesn't think McCormick's giving me the gay.
00:15:42You got to make this, baby!
00:15:44Ah!
00:15:48Do you guys even read his columns?
00:15:50Oh, man.
00:15:52So who's that in your office?
00:15:54T. Short for Thaddeus. He's an intern.
00:15:56What's this about an interview?
00:15:58UCLA. They're flying me out for some meetings
00:16:00end of next week.
00:16:02So you applied?
00:16:04Well, it seemed like such a long shot.
00:16:06You don't think I should?
00:16:08Huh?
00:16:10Oh, no. It's just...
00:16:12I mean, they're a big deal, right?
00:16:14I thought you were over
00:16:16high-pressure academia.
00:16:18I don't know.
00:16:2015 years? Maybe I can handle
00:16:22political bullshit now that I'm older.
00:16:24Yeah, but...
00:16:26you're happy here, right?
00:16:34Avoiding the question?
00:16:38Perpetually.
00:16:52How do you fix that?
00:16:54I've had three different I.T. guys in here.
00:16:56McCormick, I got a bail on the game.
00:16:58Little Mike's been puking all day
00:17:00and the wife's in a mood.
00:17:02Is he all right?
00:17:04Yeah, he's fine. He's a kid.
00:17:06He eats bugs, you know.
00:17:08Did you eat bugs?
00:17:10No, I didn't.
00:17:12I don't eat bugs.
00:17:14I don't eat bugs.
00:17:16I don't eat bugs.
00:17:18I don't eat bugs.
00:17:21Did you eat bugs?
00:17:23I don't think so.
00:17:25Me either.
00:17:27Hey.
00:17:29Any interest in catching a basketball game?
00:17:39I still can't believe you spent two years
00:17:41at UNC and never went
00:17:43to a single game.
00:17:45Here, let me...
00:17:47It still has the stickers on it.
00:17:49Leaving the stickers on?
00:17:51That's ridiculous.
00:17:53Well, at least break in the brim a little.
00:17:55It's my hat.
00:17:57I paid for it.
00:17:59Yo, this isn't over.
00:18:05So how's it going?
00:18:07Holy crap.
00:18:09That bad, huh?
00:18:11No, no, no, that good.
00:18:13They love me.
00:18:15Really?
00:18:17Well, I'm not.
00:18:19I know, I know, it's just the first day,
00:18:21but I had this great meeting with the dean.
00:18:23He has read all my stuff,
00:18:25which was surreal.
00:18:27That's great.
00:18:29Right? And this afternoon,
00:18:31I'm just touring the campus
00:18:33and I get hit on by this cute professor
00:18:35from the history department.
00:18:37Maybe the universe is trying to tell me something.
00:18:39Did you just say the universe?
00:18:41Oh, God, one day
00:18:43and I'm already talking like that.
00:18:45It's a rescue party.
00:18:47Please send a hit squad.
00:18:49Now, listen, I'm meeting history department
00:18:51for a drink.
00:18:53I gotta go.
00:18:55Tomorrow is meetings, meetings, meetings
00:18:57and then some big dinner thing,
00:18:59but I'll call when I can.
00:19:01Okay, talk to you then.
00:19:07Something wrong?
00:19:09Hmm?
00:19:11Oh, no, no, just...
00:19:15Stew.
00:19:19Another round?
00:19:21Sure.
00:19:38About half an hour north of Asheville
00:19:40near the Tennessee line.
00:19:42Sounds rustic.
00:19:44You're a Carnegie Mellon faculty brat.
00:19:46Yeah, I know.
00:19:48Look at that ball control.
00:19:50Come on.
00:19:52How can you not love basketball?
00:19:54Why? Because I'm black?
00:19:56Shut it.
00:19:58Jackass.
00:20:00Because you're from North Carolina.
00:20:02Dean Smith, Coach K,
00:20:04Michael fucking Jordan.
00:20:06Pops wasn't too big on extracurriculars.
00:20:08Took too much time out of Bible study.
00:20:10Wait.
00:20:13Seriously?
00:20:15Yes, sir.
00:20:17Stop that.
00:20:19Wow, so your dad's
00:20:21pretty religious.
00:20:23Um,
00:20:25I was raised by my grandparents,
00:20:27but yeah, Pentecostal.
00:20:29No snakes or nothing.
00:20:31People always ask about that,
00:20:33but still pretty hardcore.
00:20:35Are your
00:20:37parents...
00:20:39Yeah, in a car wreck.
00:20:41I was three. I don't remember anything.
00:20:43I'm sorry.
00:20:45So,
00:20:47does your grandfather
00:20:49know you're gay?
00:20:51Oh, yeah.
00:20:53He called me my best friend.
00:20:55You know.
00:20:57Oh, shit.
00:20:59He used to pray
00:21:01over me, like, a lot.
00:21:03Out, Satan. Leave this boy.
00:21:05It's pretty
00:21:07intense.
00:21:09I told him I was healed once,
00:21:11but then he called us again.
00:21:13Oh.
00:21:15I'm sorry to laugh. I'm sorry.
00:21:23The program's great.
00:21:25I just transferred.
00:21:27I'm gay. I'm black.
00:21:29I talk different.
00:21:31It's gotta be tough.
00:21:33No, everyone's super nice.
00:21:35I don't know. Sometimes I feel like
00:21:37I'm Pet Alien or something.
00:21:39Phone home.
00:21:41What?
00:21:43Pet Alien.
00:21:45Like E.T.
00:21:47Oh, like the movie.
00:21:49I've never really seen it.
00:21:51We didn't...
00:21:53Come on. With Elliot and E.T. and...
00:21:55What's her name? Drew Barrymore?
00:21:57The bicycle chase and they start flying? No?
00:21:59Sounds cool.
00:22:01That's from the 80s, right?
00:22:03Oh, shit. Never mind.
00:22:05Oh.
00:22:07So you feel like an alien.
00:22:09But do you think your classmates
00:22:11really view you that way?
00:22:13Or is that... Oh.
00:22:15Sorry. What?
00:22:17I don't mean to grill you.
00:22:19Hazard of the job. Every conversation's an interview.
00:22:21You'll see.
00:22:23What's your favorite color?
00:22:25My...
00:22:27I'm practicing my interview skills.
00:22:29Favorite color.
00:22:31That's your opening question?
00:22:34Favorite color.
00:22:36Wow. I smell a Pulitzer.
00:22:38Favorite color.
00:22:40Blue.
00:22:42Cats or dogs?
00:22:44Neither.
00:22:46It's not that I don't like them. I just can't be around them.
00:22:48Allergic.
00:22:50Me, too. My eyes start swelling up and I can't stop sneezing.
00:22:52Exactly.
00:22:54Um...
00:22:56Hang on. I gotta...
00:23:04Woo!
00:23:14Sorry.
00:23:16About that.
00:23:22I've enjoyed hanging out with you,
00:23:24Thaddeus Bloom.
00:23:26I've enjoyed hanging out with you,
00:23:28Thaddeus Bloom.
00:23:30I've enjoyed hanging out with you,
00:23:32Thaddeus Bloom.
00:23:34Yeah, me too.
00:23:48Oh...
00:23:50Shit.
00:23:52Did I...
00:23:54No, it's...
00:23:56Oh, shit.
00:23:58What the fuck am I doing?
00:24:00Colin, it's okay.
00:24:02No, fuck. Don't. Oh, fuck. What is wrong with me?
00:24:04Colin?
00:24:06No. Listen. T, this is my fault.
00:24:08I'm sorry. You're an intern.
00:24:10It's okay.
00:24:12No, T, it's not. You should go.
00:24:14What?
00:24:16Just go. Forget Lockwood. We shouldn't be...
00:24:18Oh, fuck. I can stay.
00:24:20No. Just stay away from me. I mean it. Stay away.
00:24:30Fuck.
00:25:00Fuck.
00:25:30Hey.
00:25:32Hey.
00:25:34I couldn't
00:25:36figure out the coffee maker.
00:25:40It took me a week.
00:25:42The manual's like war
00:25:44and peace.
00:25:46Did you shower?
00:25:48Nah, I have to change before work anyway.
00:25:50I shower at the dorm.
00:25:52Dorm.
00:25:54Oh, Christ.
00:25:56T,
00:25:58um,
00:26:00listen, uh,
00:26:02last night,
00:26:06I think this might be...
00:26:08Your place is really cool.
00:26:10Oh.
00:26:12Yeah.
00:26:14Thanks.
00:26:20Just like Grandma made.
00:26:29Fuck.
00:26:44Hi, this is Professor Stuart Wisniewski,
00:26:46and this is my personal voicemail.
00:26:48If you're calling about office hours,
00:26:50please call my...
00:26:58...
00:27:28...
00:27:52Wow, this brings back memories.
00:27:55Never mind.
00:27:59Fine, when I was a senior in high school,
00:28:01I used to fool around with this guy on the fourth floor,
00:28:03Kevin...
00:28:05Kevin...
00:28:07Oh, shit, I don't think I ever knew his last name.
00:28:09Oh, gee, that's real classy,
00:28:11Mr. Role Model.
00:28:13Oh, wait. You have to wait a minute.
00:28:15T, don't worry about it.
00:28:17You should have seen how messy I was in college.
00:28:19Drove Stu nuts.
00:28:21No, just wait here, okay?
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:25What room?
00:28:27313.
00:28:29All right.
00:28:53Okay, you can...
00:28:55You can come in now.
00:29:05Wow.
00:29:09Stu would approve.
00:29:13Well...
00:29:15I always had to clean my room or else.
00:29:18Why'd you transfer?
00:29:22Just...
00:29:24distance.
00:29:26As in you needed some?
00:29:32T, why do you have this?
00:29:34Pops in it.
00:29:37Why would you keep it?
00:29:43Oh.
00:29:45Oh.
00:29:48Babe.
00:29:56Yep.
00:29:59This is going.
00:30:05Oh.
00:30:07Oh.
00:30:09Oh.
00:30:11Oh.
00:30:37Put her on hold.
00:30:41Put her on hold.
00:30:59For the pub.
00:31:04And to you.
00:31:12And to you.
00:31:23You're early.
00:31:25Oh, yeah.
00:31:27I got a flight out this morning.
00:31:29But now I can't find my key.
00:31:31I need to get the spare.
00:31:33Oh, right.
00:31:35Hey, that smells good.
00:31:37Have you got enough for two?
00:31:39I have a black box
00:31:41containing the most baffling assortment of crap.
00:31:43Uh, no. Sorry.
00:31:45Oh.
00:31:47So it turns out this trip
00:31:49is a fucking waste of time. Shocker.
00:31:51I thought it was going well.
00:31:53Ah, it was going well until I...
00:31:55Um...
00:31:57Hello, not enough for two.
00:31:59Okay.
00:32:01Sorry.
00:32:03Oh, my God, you're blushing.
00:32:05I am not.
00:32:07Why not know this?
00:32:11Shit.
00:32:13You have to go.
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:21But you've got a promise
00:32:23to go easy.
00:32:27It's tea.
00:32:31No, the intern?
00:32:33Come on, now, don't get all...
00:32:35You know, your little fetish for post-collegiates
00:32:37is bad enough, but come on, he's a fetus.
00:32:39I know. I know.
00:32:41But he's smart
00:32:43and kind of fascinating.
00:32:45He's got this totally fucked-up
00:32:47background. I mean, fucked
00:32:49up.
00:32:51Look, why don't you stay for dinner?
00:32:53Talk to him,
00:32:55and you'll see.
00:32:57Or you can tell me
00:32:59that I'm crazy, because seriously, I mean,
00:33:01I feel like a teenager here.
00:33:03Well, that makes two of you.
00:33:09He's 21.
00:33:11Colin, he is an employee.
00:33:13Okay, technically, he doesn't report to me.
00:33:15He's Char's intern.
00:33:17Really? That's what you're going with?
00:33:19I can't decide if this is funny
00:33:21or just pathetic.
00:33:23Be nice.
00:33:25Well, I'll try, but I make no promises.
00:33:27Hey!
00:33:29Hey.
00:33:31T,
00:33:33you remember Stu?
00:33:35He's gonna be
00:33:37joining us for dinner.
00:33:39Oh.
00:33:41You're shitting me.
00:33:43Oh, I shit you not. Cut his fingernails
00:33:45during the interview.
00:33:47What an asshole.
00:33:49Well, he was Hal Tate's roommate at Princeton, so...
00:33:51So that explains it.
00:33:53Who?
00:33:55Doesn't matter.
00:33:57You know, I'd actually forgotten about that.
00:33:59Hal Tate was Stuart's mentor when he taught at Georgetown.
00:34:01So isn't that a good thing?
00:34:03Stu started getting more attention,
00:34:05and Tate didn't.
00:34:07We got into a pissing contest, and his dick was bigger, okay?
00:34:09Moving on.
00:34:11Anyway,
00:34:13it's beside the point, because they're also talking
00:34:15to Patricia Braxton Hall.
00:34:17Who?
00:34:19Stuart.
00:34:21I'm not even sure who that is.
00:34:23Jack Ann Coulter?
00:34:25Oh, her.
00:34:27She's a piece of work.
00:34:29She is appalling, but she's smart,
00:34:31and she is a diversity wet dream.
00:34:33Can I use the computer?
00:34:35I'm sorry, babe. We just had a lot to catch up on.
00:34:37It's okay. Can I use it?
00:34:39You didn't like the cacciatore?
00:34:41No, I'm not that hungry.
00:34:45Want me to make you a sandwich?
00:34:47No, I'm good.
00:34:49Well...
00:34:51I think the laptop's by the bed.
00:35:01Want me to make you a sandwich?
00:35:03Shut it.
00:35:21Okay.
00:35:51Okay.
00:36:21Okay.
00:36:51Okay.
00:37:05Hey!
00:37:07Oh!
00:37:09Sorry.
00:37:11Use the damn doorbell!
00:37:21What are you saying, man?
00:37:23You're anti-gay marriage?
00:37:25No, I'm not saying that at all, but let's be honest.
00:37:27It's a tradition designed to foster procreation
00:37:29in a specific way with a dominant husband
00:37:31and a subservient wife.
00:37:33So how is that a useful model
00:37:35for homosexual relationships?
00:37:37Not even straight people buy that shit anymore.
00:37:39There are legal rights that come with marriage.
00:37:41I mean, it's not just about procreation.
00:37:43There's no fertility requirements.
00:37:45Sterile people can still get married.
00:37:47Oh, I wish they would.
00:37:49Certainly under the law and civil rights.
00:37:51Now, there, I agree with you.
00:37:53Marriage may be a farce,
00:37:55but we should have equal access to it.
00:37:57You just like to argue.
00:37:59You're catching on.
00:38:01Whatever. I gotta pee.
00:38:03Well, golly, thanks for the update.
00:38:07What?
00:38:09I can tell you like him.
00:38:11Well, let's not get carried away.
00:38:13Fine.
00:38:15He is very right for a sixth grader.
00:38:17Delighted.
00:38:23Is that all he's eating?
00:38:25Wasting bacon?
00:38:27That's just wrong.
00:38:29Showtime!
00:38:31Babe!
00:38:41Greetings, Pittsburghers.
00:38:43I'm Mike Steinman.
00:38:45I'm Bill McCormick,
00:38:47and this is the Pittsburgh Pulse.
00:38:49Thanks for sharing your Saturday with us.
00:38:51This week, we're taking a closer look
00:38:53at the state of renewable energy in Pennsylvania.
00:38:55Is it for real,
00:38:57or just a lot of expensive wishful thinking?
00:38:59Like Mike's gym membership.
00:39:01Exactly.
00:39:03Our guests today are Patty Hickenlooper,
00:39:05Executive Director of the Green States Initiative,
00:39:07and Republican State Senator George Winston.
00:39:09But first, let's take a look...
00:39:15...at the state of renewable energy in Pennsylvania.
00:39:37There you are.
00:39:39Tea?
00:39:41It's OK.
00:39:43So what have we got here?
00:39:51You're looking at porn, aren't you?
00:39:53No.
00:39:54Let me see.
00:39:55Let me see.
00:39:56No.
00:39:57Hey, where did you get that picture?
00:39:59You friended my dad?
00:40:03Your account was logged on.
00:40:04I just kind of...
00:40:05T, that's not...
00:40:06When you talk about him, he sounds really cool.
00:40:13Yeah.
00:40:19I'm lucky.
00:40:20I know.
00:40:23God, I was so young.
00:40:31I was so proud of that fish.
00:40:34Dad made me feel like I'd landed a great white.
00:40:36What else do we have in here?
00:40:40Wow.
00:40:41It's after he won state championship, junior year.
00:40:49I love that one.
00:40:50It's doing me, commencement day.
00:40:53See, he does smile.
00:41:01It's Christmas in Aspen, 96, 97, does it say?
00:41:08Why's Stu there?
00:41:10He usually does the holidays with my folks.
00:41:15His dad's a Marine, super conservative, and an asshole.
00:41:21Plus, his mom kind of drinks.
00:41:27You guys were never...
00:41:28No.
00:41:29I mean, we fooled around some in college, but no.
00:41:38He's my best friend.
00:41:42Okay, I need to get some sleep.
00:41:52Come on.
00:41:55Or maybe just get some.
00:42:53Can we go now?
00:42:54Come on, babe.
00:43:06So maybe you could help me prep on the constitutional arguments.
00:43:09Yeah, sure, I can pull some stuff together.
00:43:11I can do it.
00:43:12Thanks, babe, but I think this is more Stu's bailiwick.
00:43:17Chipotle maple syrup.
00:43:20That's perverse.
00:43:22It's just different.
00:43:23Try it.
00:43:24T.D.!
00:43:25Hey, Kat.
00:43:26Hey, stranger.
00:43:27Where the hell have you been?
00:43:28Oh, my gosh!
00:43:29Colin McCormick.
00:43:30I love your show.
00:43:31And you.
00:43:32Such a hottie.
00:43:33Why, thank you, gorgeous.
00:43:34You keep giving that Steinman hell.
00:43:35I will.
00:43:36Okay.
00:43:37I promise.
00:43:38Who's your daddy?
00:43:39I don't know.
00:43:40I don't know.
00:43:41I don't know.
00:43:42I don't know.
00:43:43I don't know.
00:43:44I don't know.
00:43:45I don't know.
00:43:46I don't know.
00:43:47I don't know.
00:43:48I don't know.
00:43:49I don't know.
00:43:50I don't know.
00:43:51Is the irony of that completely lost on you?
00:43:54Huh?
00:43:58Shut it.
00:43:59I mean, I will concede he's not your usual frat boy type, but I'm not used to your little
00:44:03conquests hanging around like this.
00:44:06Stuart.
00:44:07He's not a little conquest.
00:44:10I really think I...
00:44:14I don't know.
00:44:16Maybe the Greeks were onto something.
00:44:19You know, that older, younger thing?
00:44:22Please, those stories never ended well.
00:44:24Someone was always stabbing out their eyes or getting chained to a rock.
00:44:28Just ease up a bit, please.
00:44:31Fine.
00:44:36Does he look thin to you?
00:44:41Oh, God.
00:44:44There is no such thing as a gay child.
00:44:50If a young person tells you that, what they are saying is they have embraced Satan.
00:44:55You do not love that.
00:44:56You do not accept that.
00:44:57You cannot accept that.
00:44:58You must fight the devil, and you must make that young person understand the evil in the
00:45:05world.
00:45:06T.
00:45:07You okay?
00:45:09Mm-hmm.
00:45:10So, uh, we tape tomorrow.
00:45:13What have we got?
00:45:15I pulled a bunch of stuff, but it's all variations on the same thing.
00:45:19Damn.
00:45:20There's this from the Enquirer.
00:45:22No, I don't think we want to go down that route.
00:45:25Shit.
00:45:26Well, we tried.
00:45:27Colin, I'm sorry.
00:45:29Hey.
00:45:30Don't worry.
00:45:31You did great.
00:45:32Really.
00:45:33Maybe there's a reason no one can...
00:45:35T?
00:45:36I'm heading out now.
00:45:37Don't stay too long.
00:45:38Why stay too late?
00:45:39We were just, uh, doing some stuff for tomorrow's Pulse episode, so...
00:45:44Okay.
00:45:46He's not working you too hard, is he?
00:45:48No, ma'am.
00:45:51All righty, then.
00:45:54Good night.
00:45:55Have a good night.
00:45:56Mm-hmm.
00:45:58T!
00:46:00T, Jesus, babe.
00:46:01We...
00:46:02We just...
00:46:03We need to be more careful here.
00:46:05Okay?
00:46:07Okay?
00:46:10My place is at 7.
00:46:12We'll go for a run.
00:46:13What's going on?
00:46:15Thanks for coming.
00:46:18Doug?
00:46:19Ow!
00:46:20My head!
00:46:22It hurts!
00:46:26Evil Ones?
00:46:31Oh, okay.
00:46:34Fine!
00:46:35Go now.
00:46:39New Territory.
00:46:41Before you realize it,
00:46:42I didn't even see it fucking wrap on a leash, damn.
00:46:46I really scraped it.
00:46:48I'll get the peroxide.
00:46:53Stuart!
00:46:54What?
00:46:55Oh, Christ.
00:46:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:46:57Ding dong.
00:46:59Holy crap.
00:47:01You should put some peroxide on that.
00:47:02Give me now.
00:47:04Why are you in such a tizzy?
00:47:06Shit.
00:47:07I don't know.
00:47:09Why are you in such a tizzy?
00:47:11She said no.
00:47:12Who?
00:47:13Braxton Hall.
00:47:14At the last minute.
00:47:15Decided she didn't want to make her kids change school or something.
00:47:17So, does that mean...
00:47:19They just called.
00:47:22Wow.
00:47:23That's...
00:47:24Well done, my friend.
00:47:26Congratulations.
00:47:27T, congratulations are in order.
00:47:30Stuart got the job.
00:47:31Really?
00:47:32That's awesome.
00:47:33When do you go?
00:47:34I haven't actually said yes.
00:47:36You?
00:47:38Honestly, I thought it was a lost cause.
00:47:40I told them I'd have to think about it.
00:47:44What do you think I should do?
00:47:46You're asking me?
00:47:47Yeah.
00:47:49Well, I'll tell you what.
00:47:51We're going to dinner at Pablo's.
00:47:53Why don't you come with?
00:47:54And...
00:47:55Ow!
00:47:57Babe, careful, please.
00:47:59Sorry.
00:48:00All done.
00:48:03Colin, I could really use your advice on this.
00:48:05Does he have to...
00:48:06Um, could you take a rain check on dinner just this once?
00:48:09No!
00:48:10Seriously, Colin?
00:48:12Jesus.
00:48:15Fine, how's this?
00:48:16Stu, let's go grab a drink, talk it through,
00:48:20and then T can join for dinner.
00:48:23Great.
00:48:24What's my time allotment?
00:48:28Babe, would it be okay if...
00:48:30Whatever.
00:48:31I got some stuff I can do at the dorm.
00:48:33You sure?
00:48:34Yeah.
00:48:35Okay.
00:48:36Thanks.
00:48:37Come here.
00:48:45Did you see that look he just shot me?
00:48:48You're being too sensitive.
00:48:50Uh-huh.
00:48:52He's...
00:48:55He's not sleeping.
00:48:58I think he's just tired.
00:48:59Well, then get him some Ambien, or better yet, a shrink,
00:49:02because I'm telling you,
00:49:03there is something not right about this kid.
00:49:05Look, I know T's a little intense.
00:49:08I'm not an idiot.
00:49:09But I like the fact that he needs me,
00:49:12that I feel I can take care of him.
00:49:16Well, that's just sweet, but don't you feel like...
00:49:18It's called empathy, Stuart!
00:49:19I know it's not your thing.
00:49:21Not my thing.
00:49:22Don't you get tired of it?
00:49:24Keeping the world at arm's length,
00:49:26that's what you do, you know.
00:49:28So this is about me.
00:49:29Yeah, it is.
00:49:30Because you can't stand the fact that I found someone.
00:49:33Someone I actually care about, and you know why?
00:49:35Because it means you might actually have to find your own life
00:49:38instead of glomming onto mine.
00:49:41You think that I...
00:49:44Oh, my God, your ego is just...
00:49:47Fuck you.
00:49:49Fuck you.
00:49:50Just fuck you.
00:49:52I am out of here.
00:49:56Enjoy your empathy.
00:49:58Enjoy your empathy.
00:50:01You know I'm right!
00:50:04Stuart!
00:50:11Fuck.
00:50:13Ow.
00:50:27I love you.
00:50:28I love you.
00:50:29I love you.
00:50:30I love you.
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00:51:27I love you.
00:51:28That is Colin and-
00:51:29Hello.
00:51:30Yeah.
00:51:31Hi.
00:51:32So is he what...
00:51:33Hey, buddy.
00:51:34Reverend Lockwood.
00:51:35I'm Amber Fletcher.
00:51:36We spoke on the phone.
00:51:37Well, the pleasure is all mine.
00:51:39Hi.
00:51:40I'm Reverend Lockwood.
00:51:42Hi.
00:51:43I'm Gaye.
00:51:45He in his office?
00:51:46I am so sorry about that.
00:51:49He's not with the show.
00:51:50Please, follow me.
00:51:52I don't think you're...
00:51:55I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this now.
00:51:56You couldn't make bullet points?
00:51:58Yeah, well, excuse me for being thorough.
00:52:00We got him!
00:52:01Calm down, T.
00:52:02Just read it.
00:52:07Stu, can you give us a second?
00:52:10Uh, yeah, sure.
00:52:16T?
00:52:19What is this?
00:52:20Did you see what he says about a pussy?
00:52:21Where did you get this?
00:52:23This is Lockwood's personal email.
00:52:25Where did you get it?
00:52:26Did somebody give this to you?
00:52:28Holy shit!
00:52:30T, don't they teach you ethics?
00:52:31We can't use this!
00:52:33But that's proof.
00:52:33Enough!
00:52:36I can't deal with this right now.
00:52:43What the hell was that all about?
00:52:46Is everything all right?
00:52:47Don't, okay?
00:52:49Just don't.
00:52:54Hey!
00:52:55I got you, you hear me?
00:52:56You're a fucking hypocrite, and I got you!
00:52:57I'm in it.
00:52:58You better get out of my face.
00:52:59Take a step back.
00:53:00Hey, you heard the man.
00:53:01Back off!
00:53:02You're a fucking hypocrite!
00:53:03Yes!
00:53:05Oh my God!
00:53:07Shit, call 9-1-1!
00:53:08T, are you okay?
00:53:09I barely pushed him.
00:53:10T, can you hear me?
00:53:11No, no, I don't think you should move him.
00:53:13That boy was out of control.
00:53:14You saw him.
00:53:14Somebody call 9-1-1!
00:53:16What the hell happened?
00:53:17Babe, it'll be okay.
00:53:1910th floor, fifth floor.
00:53:21He's not moving.
00:53:23I know.
00:54:23I know.
00:54:54I know.
00:55:12Yo.
00:55:13Any luck tracking down the grandparents?
00:55:16No, his phone and computer are password protected.
00:55:21I don't think they're very big correspondents.
00:55:25Listen, Collin, I'm gonna come get you.
00:55:28No, T's awake, but they've gotta run some tests
00:55:30before they'll release him.
00:55:32We'll just catapact him, I promise.
00:55:34Oh, okay, but Collin, I really...
00:55:36Mr. Payne, here comes the doctor, I gotta go.
00:55:52Easy, babe.
00:55:53I'm fine.
00:55:57Hey.
00:55:59Hey.
00:56:00Give me a hand.
00:56:01I'm fine.
00:56:03I just need to sit down.
00:56:10He's got a concussion.
00:56:12Look after him, I gotta pay the cab.
00:56:21Okay.
00:56:36Yeah.
00:56:44I think I get it.
00:56:47I really think I do, I mean...
00:56:52I've barely spoken to my father in almost 20 years, you know?
00:56:56And before that, well...
00:57:01So I understand.
00:57:04Growing up without that connection,
00:57:07it hurts, I know.
00:57:10What do you want?
00:57:16He has to know.
00:57:17Fuck you!
00:57:19T, you have got to tell him.
00:57:22Tell who what?
00:57:25Collin, I'm just going to...
00:57:26Sit!
00:57:31Why are you upsetting him?
00:57:40Everything's okay.
00:57:43We just have to talk.
00:57:47That's all, right, T?
00:57:50Right?
00:57:58T?
00:58:00T?
00:58:13Is there something you need to tell me?
00:58:21Babe, it's okay.
00:58:23You know you can tell me anything.
00:58:54I'm sorry.
00:59:16What is this?
00:59:19When you donated,
00:59:21you gave them permission to release your identity to any results.
00:59:27I know, but why...
00:59:30I mean...
00:59:40Oh, my God.
00:59:44Did your mom...
00:59:46Did your mom...
00:59:52Are you...
01:00:00Oh, God.
01:00:02Oh, God, what have we done?
01:00:04Don't get the fuck off me!
01:00:06Hey, calm down.
01:00:07He's my son!
01:00:11And you knew!
01:00:12Collin, I just...
01:00:13Collin, please!
01:00:14You let me fuck you!
01:00:15I thought it was worth it!
01:00:16Worth what? Are you insane?
01:00:18Hey, Collin!
01:00:21Get him out of here.
01:00:23When I get back, I want both of you gone.
01:00:35Oh, hey!
01:00:36Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:00:37Hey, stop that!
01:00:38T, damn it, stop!
01:00:40Stop that, stop it!
01:00:41Jesus, stop that!
01:00:42Stop that!
01:00:45Shit.
01:01:00Shit.
01:01:15Shit.
01:01:16Shit.
01:01:17Shit.
01:01:18Shit.
01:01:19Shit.
01:01:20Shit.
01:01:21Shit.
01:01:22Shit.
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01:01:24Shit.
01:01:25Shit.
01:01:26Shit.
01:01:27Shit.
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01:01:30Shit.
01:01:31Shit.
01:01:32Shit.
01:01:33Shit.
01:01:34Shit.
01:01:35Shit.
01:01:36Shit.
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01:01:43Shit.
01:01:44Shit.
01:01:59Collin!
01:02:04Collin!
01:02:14You're someone, you're someone, you're someone, you're someone
01:02:19Colin, can I come in?
01:02:21You're someone, you're someone, you're someone
01:02:30Colin?
01:02:33We are taking back what's ours
01:02:35Colin, can I come in?
01:02:37We are fighting
01:02:44Colin?
01:03:00You're someone, miss yourself
01:03:03You're someone, you're someone, this is brother now
01:03:08Someone, this is brother now
01:03:11Someone, this is brother now
01:03:14Someone, this is brother now
01:03:19And I don't have to worry
01:03:25And I don't even care
01:03:31If you're inside
01:03:41You're someone, you're someone, this is brother now
01:04:02I've waited my whole life
01:04:07You know
01:04:11My dad
01:04:18Just wanted to be near him
01:04:20So why didn't you just tell him before?
01:04:25I didn't know how he'd react
01:04:29He didn't need to know who I was
01:04:34I just
01:04:38I wanted him to like me
01:04:42It was going so good, you know
01:04:45Working together
01:04:50Then he kissed me and got all freaked out
01:04:54I thought I could just
01:04:58But
01:05:06Jesus
01:05:08It's all fucked up, isn't it?
01:05:12Yeah
01:05:15Yeah, T, it is, it's
01:05:18It's pretty fucked up
01:05:29I want you to talk to someone
01:05:33Professional
01:05:35Okay?
01:05:37Yeah
01:05:39I, I mean it
01:05:42Do you need me to help you find someone, or?
01:05:44They got him at student health
01:05:48Good
01:06:09Colin, listen
01:06:11Christ, you better come to the conference room
01:06:14Now, okay?
01:06:24Make here, this is just
01:06:27This is a necessary step
01:06:29That's what this is
01:06:31Permanent
01:06:32It's only
01:06:33Oh, Mr. McCormick, thank you
01:06:35Please, uh, take a seat
01:06:38Thank you
01:06:43So, Colin, uh, this here is Mr. Hanson from legal
01:06:48Apparently we got a situation here
01:06:55Save it, Al
01:06:58I quit
01:06:59Mr. McCormick, we're only proposing a suspension
01:07:02Colin
01:07:09Thank you
01:07:19These are yours
01:07:21Colin, you can keep them if you want
01:07:22No
01:07:26Come in
01:07:29Please
01:07:31I could use the company
01:07:32Packing is so fucking boring
01:07:35Do you want something to drink?
01:07:38Got any beer?
01:07:41Oh, I, I can look
01:07:47Colin, I'm pretty sure this bowl is
01:08:05Where did you come from
01:08:09From the moment we met
01:08:13You had me spinning
01:08:16When you took my hand
01:08:20Sounded alarm
01:08:21You caught me off guard
01:08:23But fast as you came
01:08:25Then you were gone
01:08:27You string me along
01:08:29With your empty promises
01:08:33You just keep me hanging on
01:08:40You keep me hanging on
01:08:47You keep me hanging on
01:08:54You gotta let me go
01:08:57You gotta let me go
01:09:03Just hang me on your own
01:09:19I can't breathe
01:09:21I can't sleep
01:09:23You leave me here
01:09:24And I'm wondering
01:09:26Where we're standing
01:09:27And boy, you're gone
01:09:32You come to me
01:09:33You move away
01:09:35You're here last night
01:09:37But you're gone today
01:09:39You make me feel
01:09:40That it's all for me
01:09:42If you want more
01:09:46You tell me you miss me
01:09:48And then wonder why
01:09:50When I give you nothing
01:09:52I'm even a scar
01:09:54But why should I bother
01:09:56You're gonna give me this
01:10:00Oh, no, no
01:10:01You leave me for granted
01:10:03I'll give everything
01:10:05All that I have
01:10:06And you throw it away
01:10:09You leave me and leave
01:10:11When you get what you want
01:10:13Not anymore
01:10:19You leave me hanging on
01:10:25Colin, what the fuck?
01:10:33Your voicemail is full.
01:10:34You don't answer email.
01:10:38Are you...
01:10:45Colin, I don't know what to do here.
01:10:46Nobody's asking you to do anything.
01:10:48Go back to L.A.
01:10:55Go back to L.A.
01:11:19So T's gotten himself expelled.
01:11:22Altercations.
01:11:34The social worker thinks he needs some inpatient treatment
01:11:37And I can't stomach them
01:11:39Shipping him off to that whack-job grandfather, so...
01:11:45UCLA Medical has a program.
01:11:48We're on the 6 o'clock tomorrow morning.
01:11:52The way he would...
01:11:55Look at me...
01:12:01What?
01:12:03He would...
01:12:05Look at me like...
01:12:08He wanted to consume me.
01:12:12And I wanted that.
01:12:14I wanted...
01:12:16Something.
01:12:21More, but I got it wrong.
01:12:23He wanted a father.
01:12:26He needed me to be a father, and I made him.
01:12:28Colin, you didn't know.
01:12:30I knew it was wrong on some level.
01:12:32I knew it wasn't what he wanted.
01:12:34But he let it happen.
01:12:37And you can't take that on yourself.
01:12:47He made a choice.
01:12:50He got scared, and he made a fucked-up choice
01:12:53That we were all gonna have to find some way to live with.
01:12:57Especially T.
01:12:59Who are you?
01:13:02I don't get it. You're being so gentle with him.
01:13:08I don't know.
01:13:11He's a good kid.
01:13:14Incredibly fucked-up, but...
01:13:19He's never had anyone looking out for him, you know?
01:13:23And I remember what that felt like.
01:13:27How alone I felt until...
01:13:35Anyway...
01:13:40Yep.
01:13:44Listen, I need to make sure he's packed and ready to go.
01:13:49He's staying with me at the hotel tonight.
01:13:51I know he'd love to see you.
01:13:53I can't.
01:13:54Colin, you have got to just...
01:13:55No, I don't. I really don't.
01:14:04You are...
01:14:06You're unbelievable.
01:14:09Not everything is easy, you know? Life...
01:14:13I know you've managed to go 40-odd years
01:14:15Without having to face that little fact, but...
01:14:17I never expected this.
01:14:20Things get shitty and you just quit.
01:14:24Really?
01:14:27Who are you?
01:14:47I'm...
01:14:51I'm...
01:14:54I'm...
01:14:57I'm...
01:15:00I'm...
01:15:03I'm...
01:15:06I'm...
01:15:09I'm...
01:15:12I'm...
01:15:14I'm...
01:15:44And I'm Colin McCormick on The Pulse.
01:15:50And I'm Colin McCormick on The...
01:15:53And I'm Colin McCormick on The Pulse.
01:15:59And I'm Colin McCormick...
01:16:14And I'm Colin McCormick...
01:16:16And I'm Colin McCormick on The Pulse.
01:16:44Hey there, this is Ken Cheng from KCLA News.
01:17:09Listen, we were impressed with your reel
01:17:11and the timing couldn't have been better.
01:17:13It's coming up pretty quick, so give me a call
01:17:15as soon as possible and I'll fill you in on the details.
01:17:17Okay?
01:17:18Look forward to talking to you.
01:17:19My number is 323-526-9479.
01:17:44Mr. McCormick?
01:17:47Well, I've discussed it with my colleagues.
01:17:49And?
01:17:51Well, frankly, a little heads up would have been appreciated.
01:17:55I would have liked to have really discussed this with T beforehand.
01:17:59You understand this is...
01:18:02complicated.
01:18:03Yeah.
01:18:06Yeah, it is.
01:18:09We have a group session starting shortly.
01:18:11We have a group session starting shortly.
01:18:13I'll ask that you keep it simple today.
01:18:15Just...
01:18:17stick to the basics.
01:18:19Just...
01:18:21reconnect.
01:18:22Then perhaps you can come back tomorrow
01:18:24for a more in-depth session.
01:18:25Would that work?
01:18:27I'll follow your lead here.
01:18:32I'll be right back.
01:18:41Okay.
01:19:00You're here.
01:19:05I am.
01:19:08I'm glad.
01:19:28Hello.
01:19:30Oh, hi. Is this...
01:19:32Are you looking for Stuart?
01:19:33Yeah.
01:19:34Can I tell him...
01:19:35You're Colin, right?
01:19:37I am. You are, uh...
01:19:39Paul. Hi.
01:19:40Hey, hon. Who is it?
01:19:44Well, now.
01:19:47Surprised?
01:19:49You think?
01:19:51Paul, this is Colin.
01:19:53I recognized him.
01:19:55You did?
01:19:57So...
01:20:00I'm not interrupting, am I?
01:20:03No. No. Not at all.
01:20:05Actually, you are saving me.
01:20:07Stuart is determined to make me a basketball fan,
01:20:09and it is not taking.
01:20:11You're not trying.
01:20:13Whatever.
01:20:14Listen, I should really...
01:20:15I should be working on my lesson plans anyway,
01:20:17so why don't I leave you two boys to catch up?
01:20:20You sure?
01:20:21Of course.
01:20:22Okay. Thanks, hon.
01:20:23Yeah.
01:20:24I'll call you later?
01:20:25That's perfect.
01:20:27It's nice to meet you.
01:20:29Likewise.
01:20:34So, was that...
01:20:36history department?
01:20:41Seems like a good guy.
01:20:43He is.
01:20:46Does he live here, or...?
01:20:48No, but...
01:20:51he is a good guy.
01:20:55He's a good guy.
01:20:57He's a good guy.
01:20:59He's a good guy.
01:21:01He's a good guy.
01:21:04Oh...
01:21:05my...
01:21:06God!
01:21:09I know, right?
01:21:21So, what are you doing here?
01:21:26I've been a...
01:21:28jackass.
01:21:30I am not gonna argue.
01:21:33You okay?
01:21:37Getting there.
01:21:39Yeah.
01:21:41Good.
01:21:45He's doing better. I can get you the number of the...
01:21:47I already saw him.
01:21:49We're gonna...
01:21:53keep talking.
01:22:01Stuart.
01:22:08Why did...
01:22:10Why did you move to Pittsburgh?
01:22:15Jesus, Colin, that was 15 years ago.
01:22:17Stuart.
01:22:19I can't...
01:22:21That's where the job was.
01:22:23That's where the job was.
01:22:31Okay, now.
01:22:36The shitstorm at Georgetown wore me out.
01:22:42And I missed my friend.
01:22:45I...
01:22:51I missed you too.
01:22:55I know I never...
01:22:57said that.
01:22:58We're masters at not saying things.
01:23:00We're pathetic.
01:23:01I'm...
01:23:02pathetic.
01:23:06So let me...
01:23:08say this.
01:23:15Having you in my life...
01:23:18has meant the world to me.
01:23:22You...
01:23:26You're my family.
01:23:36You bastard, you know I feel the same way.
01:23:40Our son has some issues.
01:23:45I...
01:23:50So I've got a meeting with the CW affiliate here.
01:23:55They're looking for a weekend anchor.
01:23:59You think I might...
01:24:01like California?
01:24:05Yeah.
01:24:07I do.
01:24:09I do?
01:24:11What, are we married now?
01:24:13Shut it.
01:24:15I'm spoken for.
01:24:38I feel...
01:24:40old.
01:24:43Yeah.
01:24:47Well.
01:25:14I pat my back, close the door.
01:25:18My hands are open.
01:25:21I'm letting go.
01:25:27Feels like I've been sleeping way too long.
01:25:32And all my time has gone.
01:25:38But I'm still breathing.
01:25:40My heart's still beating.
01:25:45And I am moving on.
01:25:49I got nothing left.
01:25:52But I got everything I need.
01:26:01I got nothing left.
01:26:04But this whole world in front of me.
01:26:10I got everything I need.
01:26:15This town feels so small.
01:26:19And it don't feel like home anymore.
01:26:27I'm tired of getting broken down.
01:26:31Feeling so alone in this crowd.
01:26:34But I keep believing.
01:26:37And I'm still holding on.
01:26:43And I'm still strong.
01:26:46I got nothing left.
01:26:49But I got everything I need.
01:26:57I got nothing left.
01:27:00But this whole world in front of me.
01:27:04I got everything I need.
01:27:09Starting today, I am finally free.
01:27:14There is a fire that's burning in me.
01:27:19Sometimes the truth is hard to believe.
01:27:24But I'm still holding on.
01:27:29And I'm still holding on.
01:27:34But I am alive and now I see.
01:27:43I have everything.
01:27:49I got nothing left.
01:27:52But I got everything I need.
01:27:54I got everything I need.
01:28:02I got nothing left.
01:28:05But this whole world in front of me.
01:28:11I got everything I need.
01:28:17I got everything.
01:28:20I got everything.
01:28:25I got nothing left.
01:28:28But this whole world in front of me.
01:28:35I got everything.