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00:00Hey, what are you sleeping for?
00:01What can I do when my money is sleeping?
00:04Hey, you fool.
00:05First you put your leg on my leg and now you are moving it.
00:07This is my leg.
00:08I don't care if I move it or not.
00:09And if I don't move it, people will think I am dead and throw me in the graveyard.
00:13You don't know how badly these villagers are waiting for us to die.
00:18There is a line there.
00:19The city of enemies is so crowded.
00:21My shop is ruined like a graveyard.
00:24Hey, look. Look at that shop.
00:25Where?
00:26Look there.
00:28There is so much crowd.
00:29There are not as many people in my shop as there are over there.
00:33Oh, what a fair is going on.
00:35I think the people from other villages have also come there.
00:38Why not?
00:39When the real thing is cheap, then there will be a crowd.
00:43And what is the use of regretting when the bird of adultery has already gone?
00:48Hey, you fool.
00:49I am your master.
00:50You are singing such songs on the destruction of the master.
00:52What master?
00:53The business is not going on.
00:54The situation is so bad that there are not even flies to kill.
00:57And you want to become a master.
00:59Hey, did your customers run away seeing my shaking leg or your adultery?
01:03Yes, son, say it.
01:04When a man's time is bad, he is afraid of a dead dog.
01:07You are still a living dog.
01:10Look at that man.
01:11That man has come to his shop so soon.
01:13Someone has trapped him.
01:14Someone has trapped him after a long time.
01:15Get up.
01:16Come.
01:17Welcome.
01:18Welcome.
01:19Come.
01:20My father.
01:21Come.
01:22Don't go to that shop.
01:23We haven't eaten anything for two days.
01:25Look, the stomach is empty.
01:26Matches.
01:27Matches.
01:28Matches.
01:29Matches.
01:30Do you want to light a candle?
01:31Everything in our shop is cheap.
01:33Tamarind.
01:34Two rupees.
01:35Moong dal.
01:36Three rupees.
01:37Toor dal.
01:38One and a half rupees.
01:39Wheat.
01:40Cheap.
01:41Jaggery.
01:42And for free.
01:43Keep this too.
01:44Money later.
01:45No need.
01:46Not soon.
01:47Not soon.
01:48Money later.
01:49Take anything.
01:50Take anything.
01:51You will also get a loan.
01:52Shut up.
01:53And he left.
01:56If this is the situation, I would have to shut down...
01:57...and beg in some other village.
02:00Because I will not get a bail.
02:02Listen, sir.
02:03The jewelry you are wearing...
02:04...it will get the chance to get a rent.
02:08Is this gold real or is it also fake?
02:10Shut up.
02:11Or I will hit you to the ground.
02:13See, sir.
02:14Mind your language.
02:15You don't pay me salary.
02:16You are giving me a scare.
02:17You are a rich man today.
02:18But your condition tells me that...
02:19...you will be in debt in some days.
02:20You are going to be a landlord.
02:21After that you will become a servant.
02:22What about me?
02:23I was a servant.
02:24I am a servant.
02:25And I will always be a servant.
02:26I have 50 doors open for me.
02:27For you, your own door is closed.
02:28Not you, but I don't need your job.
02:29Hey, you shopkeeper, you need a man to tie a bag, right?
02:30I am here.
02:31No, no, no, I was just kidding.
02:32Look, I kissed you.
02:33I kissed you.
02:34Sit, sir, sit.
02:35Are you angry?
02:36What?
02:37Lalita?
02:38Oh God, Lalita and that scoundrel.
02:39I am going to die.
02:40I am going to die.
02:41I am going to die.
02:42I am going to die.
02:43I am going to die.
02:44I am going to die.
02:46What?
02:47Lalita?
02:48Oh God, Lalita and that scoundrel.
02:49Are you listening?
02:50Yes, I am listening.
02:51I am not deaf.
02:52Brother-in-law, you are not only deaf, but also dumb.
02:53You are a coward.
02:54You are a coward.
02:55That means you are useless.
02:56Shut up.
02:57I can't hear abuses from a beaten man.
02:58Is it an abuse?
02:59Now your days of being beaten have come, brother-in-law.
03:00Those scoundrels forcibly got my son married.
03:01They shut down your shop.
03:02Now that same scoundrel is trapping your daughter Lalita in the web of love.
03:03So that he does not do this to his left over respect.
03:04So that he does not do this to his left over respect.
03:05So that he does not do this to his left over respect.
03:07So that he does not do this to his left over respect.
03:08So that he does not do this to his left over respect.
03:09So that he does not do this to his left over respect.
03:10So that he does not do this to his left over respect.
03:11So that he does not do this to his left over respect.
03:12So that he does not do this to his left over respect.
03:13So that he does not do this to his left over respect.
03:14So that he does not do this to his left over respect.
03:15So that he does not do this to his left over respect.
03:16So that he does not do this to his left over respect.
03:17So that he does not do this to his left over respect.
03:18So that he does not do this to his left over respect.
03:19So that he does not do this to his left over respect.
03:20So that he does not do this to his left over respect.
03:21So that he does not do this to his left over respect.
03:45Or he's not him, he's someone else.
03:47Or this money is fake.
03:49It's real.
03:50And listen.
03:51If you show that sight to my beautiful eyes,
03:56I'll kiss you and make your face wet.
03:59No.
04:00And I'll give you Rs. 2.50 as a reward.
04:02Rs. 2.50?
04:03Go have fun.
04:05Rs. 2.50
04:06Rs. 2.50
04:07Rs. 2.50
04:08Rs. 2.50
04:10Rs. 2.50
04:11Rs. 2.50
04:12Rs. 2.50
04:13Rs. 2.50
04:14Rs. 2.50
04:15What are you doing?
04:16Stealing.
04:17Your father was so confused about the theft that he died.
04:21Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
04:23What are you doing with these sweets?
04:24Our shop is closed these days.
04:26All these things are made of real ghee.
04:28I'll take all these home and taste them.
04:30And then I'll tell you the price of each sweet.
04:32Think about it, you shameless girl.
04:34What will you say if someone sees you?
04:36Rs. 135
04:37Rs. 135?
04:38Jalebi, jalebi, Rs. 135.
04:39Aren't you ashamed?
04:40My daughter is newly married.
04:41Should I curse her?
04:43If you want to curse someone, do it.
04:45If someone else comes and curses you, you'll be in trouble.
04:48Your daughter has become so beautiful.
04:52Are you satisfied now or do you want to do something else?
04:55Look, I'm not in my senses. Don't talk to me.
04:57Sir, don't feel bad.
04:59Is she your daughter or...
05:02What did you say?
05:03Is she really my daughter or are you...
05:06Leave me.
05:07Come on, pick up the stuff.
05:09Come on, pick up the stuff.
05:11Take this too.
05:12Give this to your mother.
05:14Give me biscuits.
05:15Take the biscuits too.
05:18Take the biscuits too.
05:20Take the matches too.
05:22What are you doing?
05:23Take anything.
05:26Take anything.
05:28Take anything.
05:29Take anything.
05:30Take this too.
05:32Oh, my love.
05:34What happened to your hair?
05:36How did they become so small?
05:38Remember, the last time you stole from your shop...
05:41I saved you from that miser's eyes and gave you fragrant oil.
05:45Didn't you apply it on your head?
05:47And how is your body smelling all of a sudden?
05:50Is it coming from my master's neck?
05:52Because ever since he was born, he hasn't taken a bath.
05:59The miser master's body is smelling?
06:01No.
06:02I haven't taken a bath since I was born?
06:04You scoundrel.
06:05You think my shop's stuff is your father's stuff...
06:07and you put it in the dustbin?
06:09Today, I'm going to give you a good thrashing.
06:11Open your mouth.
06:12Come on, Rajesh. Let's start.
06:14Listen.
06:15Listen.
06:16Did you hear anything?
06:17Did you hear anything?
06:19What is it, monkey?
06:20Why are you getting scared?
06:22First, breathe.
06:23Then, tell me what's going on.
06:24I've brought good news.
06:26You and good news?
06:27I don't believe it.
06:28If darkness says that I've brought light, I can believe it.
06:30But if you say that I've brought good news, I can't believe it.
06:33I swear on you, it's good news.
06:35First, clean your mouth.
06:37Now, listen.
06:38You're going to be a grandpa, and I'm going to be a grandma.
06:41Lalita is pregnant.
06:43Okay, I'm very happy to hear that.
06:46But tell me, is this face that you've put in my mouth...
06:49real or fake?
06:51It's real, don't worry.
06:53But there's also a bad news with this good news.
06:56What?
06:57She's going to be a mother.
06:58So let her be.
06:59What about your father?
07:00What are you saying?
07:02How can she become a mother amidst our daughter's pregnancy?
07:05I'll ask her and tell you.
07:07Oh, God!
07:09Oh, Vishnu!
07:10Oh, Mahesh!
07:12Oh, Ganesh!
07:13Why are you ruining my daughter's life?
07:16Why are you mixing her up with Mamta?
07:18Why did she have to become a mother?
07:20That too, when my daughter is going to be a mother.
07:22Oh, Chakardhari!
07:23What are you up to?
07:25First of all, we have to call our daughter to our house.
07:28I don't want Lalita to stay in that wretched house...
07:31and give birth to her first child.
07:34You're right.
07:36Let's go.
07:37Hello.
07:38Come in.
07:39Come in.
07:40It's nothing.
07:41I heard our daughter is going to be a mother.
07:42Call her.
07:43Our daughter is going to give birth to her first child.
07:44We want her to be born in our house.
07:45We want to take her before nightfall.
07:47Why not?
07:48You guys sit.
07:49I'll bring her.
07:52Get up.
07:53She's everywhere.
07:55I told Lalita about you.
07:57But she wants to stay here.
07:59So what?
08:01She's still a child.
08:03Let me make it clear.
08:05I don't want to leave my daughter alone here.
08:18Remember me wherever I go.
08:21Oh, God!
08:23Oh, Almighty!
08:26You know that I married my daughter to Vijay Chaudhary...
08:29because I was greedy for money.
08:33She's going to be a mother.
08:35She's going to give birth to her first child.
08:38I've been mixing things up all my life.
08:41Don't mix things up in her womb.
08:44I say, God, take birth from her womb.
08:48And if you take birth, I'll make a necklace worth one lakh...
08:51and offer it to you.
08:53What are you doing?
08:54Are you praying to God?
08:55If you're praying to God, you have to fulfill it.
08:57If you offer one lakh rupees to God, what's left for us?
09:00Ask for ten or five paise.
09:04What?
09:05Oh, yes.
09:06You stupid friend.
09:08You stone bag of rice.
09:10The prayers you make to God are not fulfilled.
09:15In fact, you have to say it until it's fulfilled.
09:18And when the prayer is fulfilled, you're rejected.
09:21I learned this from your father.
09:23Is that so?
09:24Then ask for two lakh rupees.
09:26Two lakh rupees?
09:27Tell him.
09:28Okay, God.
09:29One lakh rupees cancelled.
09:30I'll offer you a necklace worth two lakh rupees.
09:32Believe me.
09:33There's nothing to do with mixing things up.
09:35Yes.
09:36No.
09:40Hey, you idiot.
09:41Move.
09:42What's going on?
09:43Move.
09:44Move.
09:45Why are you hitting me?
09:46Hit me.
09:47You idiot.
09:48It's been so many years since my husband got married.
09:50His wife has never patted his feet like this.
09:53He doesn't know how to love.
09:55He only knows how to mix things up.
09:57A fly, a rat.
09:58A miser.
09:59A fool.
10:00A burnt bitter gourd.
10:02A burnt banana.
10:03A rotten watermelon.
10:06A sinner has gone on a pilgrimage.
10:09A sinner.
10:10A rotten pumpkin.
10:11A scoundrel.
10:12I'm a rotten pumpkin.
10:14Hit him.
10:15Hit him.
10:16I don't know how to massage my wife's feet.
10:18I know how to mix things up.
10:20Hit him.
10:21Let me hit him.
10:22Why are you hitting him?
10:23Let me hit him.
10:24Why did you let him run away?
10:25You should have hit him hard.
10:27Why did you let him run away?
10:28I should have hit him hard.
10:30That 50 kg man is not an empty bag that I can hit him hard.
10:34And you called me a coward that I can hit him hard.
10:36When I pick up a black handkerchief, I feel suffocated.
10:39Hey, listen.
10:41I'm very tired.
10:42Massage my feet.
10:44What?
10:45You want me to massage your feet?
10:46Aren't you ashamed?
10:47Didn't you see how Mewa Lal was massaging his wife's feet?
10:49Move.
10:51Yes.
10:52Come on, start.
10:53Shame on men like us.
10:55On wives.
10:57Brother-in-law.
11:00Can I come in?
11:01Yes, come.
11:02I was giving him the line of his feet and telling him his fate.