• 2 months ago
Follows a struggling movie studio that's willing to do anything to make some money - even if it means ruining their repu | dG1fNWpTUEJVMEFmQTA
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00:00This is stupid. No one will do this. It's just stupid.
00:09Now you've got a script to write. Now I suggest you do it or I'm going to shoot probably six
00:14of you.
00:15Apparently in this country you need a permit to carry a gun.
00:19Hello there, I'm ball of tooth, toe, ah, ah.
00:24And it's illegal to shoot someone, how about that?
00:27What makes a good film, a good movie?
00:35I will be leaving. My little brother Lester, who I don't think many of you have met yet,
00:41will be taking over for me. He's like a puppy dog.
00:45All these pictures that you're making, they just keep tanking.
00:48And that's really burning my ass.
00:51I have this problem. I have these constant nightmares of spoof movies.
00:56Where do you think you're going?
00:58What are you doing with that stupid paint on your face?
01:01So I can be a warrior like you.
01:03Give me that before you cut your bollocks off.
01:06It's so frustrating. I'm totally haunted by him.
01:10John, how you doing on that asteroid, man?
01:12What are you doing, John? What are you doing?
01:16John, come on, man, push the button.
01:18You think I'm stupid, Hans?
01:19Who the hell is Hans?
01:20Yippee-ki-yay, mother. Yippee-ki-yay, mother.
01:26I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get spoof movies.
01:29Are you sure there's not enough room on that drift before me?
01:32I'm so cold, Rose.
01:33I'm a little chilly, too. I wish there was room.
01:35Hey, you know what? Let me get you a sweater.
01:39I'm going to make that piece of crap spoof movie.
01:42I don't like spoof movies. We're making one.
01:44And it's going to be the best piece of crap that anybody has ever made.
01:48I have this other problem. I get sleepy sometimes, and I fall asleep.
01:52The worst part is, I never know...
01:56I wouldn't do anything ever to sacrifice our friendship.
02:01I want to marry you.
02:02Except for that, our friendship's gone.
02:07If you mess with me, I will cut you through like a stick of butter.
02:12Oh, I knew it! Get out of my way!
02:14Go, go, go!
02:18Cut! Guys, we're rolling!
02:21Can you explain to me?
02:22There's no plot.
02:23I'm the guy that killed Santiago.
02:25Do you have a script?
02:26No script.
02:27Why are we shooting this in a spaceship?
02:29A spoof improv movie.
02:32Because this is how you cock a gun!
02:34Okay, you see that? Just like that!
02:36You complete prick.
02:41Cut! Cut!
02:44I'm an idea hamster, you know. I never stop generating ideas.
02:48Yes, sir?
02:49If you set your goals too high, you might not ever reach them.
02:56He pushed the button!
03:00Calm down.
03:02Come on, Randy! Just let it out!
03:07You're out of here. You're fired. Put the camera down.
03:09You're displaying symptoms of mild retardation.
03:14Now, come on. Come on.
03:17I'll just bite my tongue, think happy thoughts, and get through this.
03:24Sir, your coffee's brewing right-
03:32Who am I kidding? I'm screwed.
03:35Must we all be on the same side of the table?
03:38Yes.
03:39Yes.
03:40Yes, Jesus.
03:43Yes, Jesus.

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