Is My Massage Therapist FLIRTING With Me_! MISUNDERSTANDING Episode 1_ The Deep Tissue Massage
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00:00You want me to rub your back?
00:02Yes, rub-
00:03Hard.
00:04Give it to me hard, yes please.
00:05Give it to you hard, you got it.
00:15Welcome to my space.
00:23Excuse me.
00:27Excuse me, let me pass by.
00:29Sorry.
00:31This is my space.
00:32Hello?
00:33I've never had a massage before.
00:35This is your first massage.
00:37Yeah.
00:38And what are we doing today?
00:39I think I got like a deep tissue package?
00:42Full body something?
00:44Did you say deep?
00:45Yeah, deep tissue massage.
00:47So you want me to give it to you deep today?
00:52Yeah, on my back.
00:56You want it from the back?
00:58And you want it deep?
01:01Is that what I'm hearing?
01:03I think, yes.
01:05Okay.
01:06But the rubbing of my back with your hands, that's what we're-
01:10You want me to rub your back?
01:12Yes, rub-
01:13Hard.
01:14Give it to me hard, yes please.
01:15Give it to you hard, you got it.
01:17Anything else I should know?
01:20Um, just since it's my first time, maybe-
01:24This is your first time?
01:26Yeah, just go a little easier, maybe a little slower than you might normally-
01:31Start slow and fast.
01:36Maybe?
01:38And go deep.
01:39Is that what you're saying?
01:41Slow and deep is-
01:42Slow and deep, fast and hard.
01:44Not so much fast and hard, maybe just mostly slow and deep would be what I prefer in the massage.
01:52Okay.
01:57Should I put on like a robe or like-
02:00We don't do robes here, we go completely nude.
02:03Oh, okay, I'll be-
02:05So I'll be the nude one.
02:07You'll be the nude one, I'll also be the nude one.
02:10We'll both be nude.
02:12Maybe if you could keep your clothes on?
02:14Shirt? You just want the shirt on?
02:16I can keep the shirt on.
02:18Can you also keep pants on?
02:21Okay, I can do that, I can do that.
02:23Okay.
02:24I usually don't wear pants when I give it to someone deep and hard, though.
02:30But, if you're uncomfortable, that's okay.
02:33I know this is your first time here at Claudio's, so let's um-
02:39You wanna get started?
02:40Yes.
02:41Where do you like me to start?
02:43Do you have any problem areas?
02:46My back.
02:47Lower back, okay. Lower back.
02:49Yeah.
02:50Then down.
02:52If you're at my low back, you can move up.
02:54Downwards until it gets deep. Right?
03:00You're the pro, so whatever- I guess whatever goes for you normally.
03:08Your back will be good after this, not so much mine.
03:12If I'm giving it to you hard.
03:16Okay.
03:18So you may need to give me a massage afterwards.
03:22Are you ready?
03:25I think so.
03:26Alright, well I think it's time for you to de-robe.
03:29Lay face down on the table.
03:33And then I'm gonna give it to you hard.
03:35So I'll give you a couple minutes.
03:36Okay.
03:41You smell good.
04:00Are you ready?
04:01I think so.
04:05Okay.
04:15Let's get started.
04:20Alright, how do you feel? Are you comfortable?
04:23Do you feel the energy is good?
04:27Um, maybe- maybe music?
04:31Got you.
04:34Just sit back, relax, and get ready to take it hard.
04:42Alright, let's start with getting you ready.
04:47Okay, what do- what do we need to get me ready?
04:57Alright.
05:01Oh.
05:08Oh.
05:10What's that?
05:11We'll start soft.
05:14We'll end hard.
05:17Okay.
05:18What- what is this? It smells good.
05:20Like a- like a lotion or?
05:23It's a lotion.
05:24Plus a little oil.
05:26Plus a little of my own homemade special sauce.
05:31Okay.
05:33How moist are you feeling so far?
05:36Is that moist enough for you?
05:39Right now I feel pretty moist.
05:41Mm, pretty moist.
05:43Mm, we may need a little bit more moisture.
05:47I think I'm good on that.
05:48You're good on moisture?
05:49Mm-hmm.
05:51Are you sure?
05:53Are you wearing pants?
05:55Why not?
05:58Do you want me to not?
06:00You're the customer, you can choose.
06:02Please keep all your clothes on.
06:04You got it.
06:05Alright, would you prefer fast strokes, slow strokes, diagonal strokes?
06:13Can you just not call it stroking and just say rub- like rub- rubbing?
06:21You can just rub me down?
06:25You want me to rub you down hard?
06:28I don't- I just want this to end as soon as possible.
06:33Alright, that is feeling good.
06:38Now would you like me to finish up on your back?
06:42Or would you like to flip over and let me finish on your front?
06:46Or we can just skip that and go right to the complimentary facial.
06:51Which is offered with my big package that you signed up for via Groupon.
06:57Sure, I'll flip over, yeah.
07:00Flip on over, let's do this.
07:03Okay.
07:09And I think we're ready to finish strong.
07:14Is it time for the happy ending?
07:20What?
07:21The happy ending.
07:24You're kidding, right?
07:26This is completely inappropriate.
07:28Wait, you've been inappropriate.
07:30No, I haven't.
07:31You've been very inappropriate.
07:33How have I been inappropriate?
07:34This is part of the experience.
07:35I'm trying to make you feel comfortable and feel relaxed.
07:38You said you were going to rub me down deep.
07:40And I planned on doing that.
07:43You were hitting on me.
07:44Are you kidding me?
07:45I do this with every customer.
07:48It's my process.
07:49It's the big package.
07:50You've been talking about your big package this whole time.
07:53I thought you'd give me your big package.
07:55This is inappropriate.
07:57I think we're going to have to just end this right now.
08:01Thank you for coming in.
08:02Please tell your friends.
08:04But there will be no happy endings.
08:13You know what?
08:14This is inappropriate.
08:16You're being inappropriate.
08:19You promised me a facial.
08:21And I expect a facial.
08:28I usually don't wear pants when I'm giving it to someone deep and hard.
08:35That's really good.
08:37Okay, sorry.
08:38I didn't say that.
08:47Thank you for watching this video.
08:49If you enjoyed this video, please leave a comment.
08:51And don't forget to subscribe to this channel.
08:58Are you not editing?