A scientist injects his lesbian best friend with a compound he's created to make her stop cheating on her wife (who is b | dG1feEM4Z0g0MVhSV28
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00:00You're a nice boy who wants a wife.
00:03You need to talk to a female.
00:04I talk to females all the time.
00:06You're a scientist?
00:07I also play air guitar.
00:15You suck.
00:16I'm making some discoveries that could help
00:18fix the behavior of cheaters.
00:20They packed us a picnic lunch, just like our first date.
00:23I come from a long line of cheaters.
00:25And when I took the 23andMe test,
00:27it said I'm 89% cheating.
00:29I had a girlfriend once who cheated.
00:33We can only fund one of you next year.
00:36The nanodrug that balances hormones.
00:39Wow!
00:39My research could be revolutionary,
00:41helping people truly find bodies.
00:44Damn it, I'm probably the one who's going to be screwed.
00:46Yep.
00:48I was in love once.
00:50You know, I only got over him when
00:51I fell in love with the idea of a scientific way
00:54to prevent attachment.
00:55But don't you want to be in love again someday?
00:58Well, boy.
01:01I got a date.
01:03Woohoo!
01:04My colleague, Lisa.
01:05The one you're competing with for your job?
01:09Hot!
01:09No, confusing.
01:12I love her.
01:13I found new life because of you.
01:17Don't you know anything about women?
01:18No.
01:21Great science overcomes.
01:22This love fest here.
01:24I don't even know these lesbians.
01:26Uh-huh.
01:27Okay.
01:28I think that you should share your talents with the world.
01:31Or at least with me.
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