A young New Jersey couple decides to go through with their wedding – during the Zombie Apocalypse. Unfortunately, the groom is a zombie and the bride is a human. Both families are nervous for the big day, but it’s the judgmental humans who make the event even more challenging. During the ceremony the Zombies begin feeling brain deprived and the wedding takes a turn for the weird. Weekly World News reporters do their best to cover this wild Jersey wedding - while trying to stay alive!
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00:00You
00:04Let's put our hearts in each other's hands for life
00:11Our wedding is gonna be perfect. I'm a proud member of the Elks Club
00:16They have agreed to allow me to use the vamoose hall for the wedding
00:21No
00:23Zombie uprising come on that can't be real
00:30I
00:36Knock you all the way to Philly. I'm not shouting. I'm giving order
00:41This might not be a normal apocalypse sweetheart Zack you might not have gone full zombie my Zack is dead to you
00:47Do you hear me?
00:50Oh
00:53We can handle anything together except if I turn into a zombie
00:57Not totally perfect there. I'd rather stab myself with a bull spear than let you marry a zombie arrow
01:04I would never hurt you you just pay your mom
01:09I will love you in truth forever
01:13The first wedding between a human and zombie
01:17You boys clean up real nice Carla, I have a hug with your name on here
01:23No, no living or dead loves
01:34You crazy-ass zombie
01:39I'm not dying in New Jersey