To Die is Hard
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00:00:00You
00:00:30You
00:00:47Will he be out soon I hope so
00:01:01You
00:01:03Do you have everything you need everything except a taste of those sweet lips of yours, give me a little sugar, baby
00:01:14You know what I like
00:01:17Now you'd be good for your mother today. All right. I will daddy. I promise
00:01:21Mmm good
00:01:23Well, I'm off
00:01:31I
00:01:33He's the best daddy in the world
00:01:35hot
00:01:37What was that mommy? I said your breakfast is hot
00:01:41Okay
00:01:43Yeah hot just like your father
00:02:00I'm
00:02:30I'm
00:02:48Yeah, awesome
00:03:00I
00:03:30I
00:04:00You
00:04:30You
00:05:00You
00:05:09Let's go
00:05:30You
00:06:00You
00:06:08If any of you have a problem with what we're about to do now's your last chance to back out
00:06:13I'm sure as hell not backing out. We've come way too far to back out now. Yeah, I'm still in me too good
00:06:21Because it could get bloody
00:06:23Really bloody each one of us just might be punching our one-way ticket to hell with what we're about to do
00:06:30But it'll be worth it
00:06:37Hey Joe, how you doing? I'm doing well, you're certainly looking good today. That's a given to it
00:07:00What do you think daddy's doing right now
00:07:03Do you think he's doing something really neat? I don't know but I bet it's something
00:07:13I'll bet he's riding a horsey while saving a pretty princess
00:07:20I'll be Batman's princess any day any day at all
00:07:25So
00:07:27That's a sentence fragment. It most certainly is all sentences require both a subject and a predicate
00:07:34You're so smart. Dr. McCann
00:07:37this paragraph here, I
00:07:39Have no idea what point you're trying to make
00:07:42Well, let me just see what I wrote here
00:07:46What is that wonderful smelling that one, it's just me and the tiniest little splash of Brute by Fabergé
00:07:53Yep
00:07:54Well, you smell wonderful. I don't think I've
00:07:58Ever smelled anything quite so alluring
00:08:03Somebody's been working out and it shows
00:08:09So what's that trophy for
00:08:12So what's that trophy for oh that
00:08:21Four years ago my co-ed softball team finished in third place
00:08:27It was a magical season
00:08:30This trophy may be my most prized possession. I
00:08:35Wouldn't be the same man without it
00:08:38understandably, so
00:08:42All right, there it is we get through that door and our lives are changed forever
00:08:52Damn it's locked. What do we do now? Do you want me to blow it?
00:09:01Come on you guys grow up. All right. All right
00:09:03I have another plan a plan that won't draw so much attention
00:09:07And if some lives have to be sacrificed along the way to executing that plan then so be it
00:09:16Isn't he so dreamy I can so picture him as a prince waiting on a beautiful white stallion
00:09:24He could rescue me and take me off to his castle and hustle me up to the top of the tower
00:09:30Then throw me down on his big huge pulsating
00:09:37Hmm so the batter hit a deep fly ball way out in the left field. I took off running after it
00:09:44Now most mortals would have never even entertained the thought of actually catching this fly ball
00:09:51But I'm not like most mortal men. Oh
00:09:55So I'm running back on this fly ball and just as I reach my glove up to catch the ball
00:10:00The left center fielder hollers out in her high-pitched voice
00:10:04Watch out for the fence
00:10:06So did you do you think I'm afraid of any fence? No
00:10:12Right answer
00:10:14So did you catch the ball? What do you think? Of course you did
00:10:19After I caught the ball and bounced off the left field fence
00:10:24Turned and fired a strike in the second base and doubled the runner off on second
00:10:29well
00:10:30You are delicious. I could just eat you for dessert
00:10:37You
00:10:44Excuse me
00:10:47Can I help you with something I certainly hope so
00:10:52Well, what is it then oh I was wondering if you have a key for that door around the corner first one on the
00:10:58Left I might oh, that'd be so wonderful
00:11:02Let me just
00:11:04Wait a second. Are you a professor here? Because I sure don't recognize you. Oh, yeah. I'm a professor here
00:11:11What do you teach?
00:11:13sex ed
00:11:15If you teach sex ed then what are you doing in the English department? It's my first semester here and I'm disoriented
00:11:22What's your name?
00:11:24Barney
00:11:25Barney rebel
00:11:27dr. Barney rebel I
00:11:29Don't think I'd feel comfortable giving you a key to that room
00:11:33In fact, I know I wouldn't feel comfortable giving you a key to that room. Oh, you'll give me a key
00:11:39And what makes you so sure I will this does
00:11:44It would be in your best interest to give me a key
00:11:48What if I refuse if you refuse then your life will take a change for the worst
00:11:54I could sit here all day and listen to you spin one yarn after another
00:12:00Hey, so day around here. I'll Joe
00:12:02Yeah, Friday's are always like this anymore since we went to the Monday through Thursday schedule
00:12:07The campus is practically a ghost town. I hear you
00:12:12Hey, can I ask you a question? Sure. What is it when I was leaving to come into school this morning?
00:12:19My wife said something about bringing a teabag home with me or something like that
00:12:24Would you have any idea what she was talking about?
00:12:27Well young Jeff, which your sweet little wife meant was what what's going on? I don't know
00:12:35But I'm gonna find out
00:12:37You two wait here
00:12:39You
00:12:52Get to my office now
00:13:09You
00:13:39You
00:14:09Oh
00:14:11Oh
00:14:36Are you going to tell us where the key is? I'm not telling you anything
00:14:41We have ways of making you talk painful ways
00:15:11You
00:15:25You're not being very smart here Sandy you realize you're making it difficult on yourself
00:15:30It would be in your best interest to do as I asked you
00:15:33Besides, why would you risk your health and life for this university? You think this university would give its life to you?
00:15:41Be ashamed such a beautiful person to me was such a unfortunate demise
00:15:49Wow, how did you miss me from that close? I was never much of an athlete
00:15:58You guys heard the gunshot, too
00:16:12I
00:16:15I
00:16:37Can't wait till daddy gets home me either. I hope he plays a game with me
00:16:44I hope he plays with me, too
00:17:00So when the man lowers
00:17:04What's going on we got a situation
00:17:06What is it? Apparently someone thinks they can step onto my playground and bully people around. So what did you see?
00:17:14I saw my destiny unfolding right before my eyes
00:17:18But what's going on out there? It's not what's going on. It's what's going down for the love of God
00:17:24Will you please just tell us what happened? I've seen things you can't imagine
00:17:29I've seen things that would make a marine cringe
00:17:34I've seen things that would make a train ninja cry like a little girl
00:17:39I've seen things you wouldn't expect to see in a low-budget hastily made independent action film and these things are
00:17:48There's a gang of terrorists out there and they've taken Sandy hostage is Sandy. Okay, she looks fine for now
00:17:56What are the terrorists want?
00:17:58Get a hold of yourself, man. We can have people falling apart like that. Sorry. I
00:18:04Gotta get all of you out of here. It's not safe
00:18:07Follow me, but what about you don't you need to get out of here?
00:18:38You
00:18:41Looks like we got trouble. What is it just some hottie wielding a gun?
00:18:56All right, let's move
00:19:07You
00:19:37You follow me
00:20:07I
00:20:37I
00:21:00Let's make a barricade these tables
00:21:07Oh
00:21:21There
00:21:22Get behind the tables. Y'all be safe here. I got some business to take care of
00:21:27Joe now, I'm gonna go out there stir things up a bit. Well, I'm gone
00:21:30What did you call the police and get me some backup? I
00:21:33Shall be back
00:21:38After
00:21:41You
00:21:52I'll call for help
00:21:57Emergency services, what's your emergency? I'm calling from State College University. We have a terrorist situation going on here
00:22:03Are you sure? Yes, there's been a gunshot and everything
00:22:08Sounds like a little fraternity prank if you ask me, it's not a fraternity prank
00:22:12We're trapped in the King Center of the State College University campus. You know, my little brother graduated from there. Oh, really?
00:22:18What's his major?
00:22:20hotel and restaurant management
00:22:22You can major in that. Yeah
00:22:25So was he able to use his degree to find a job?
00:22:29Yeah, he's managing a fast-food restaurant. Oh
00:22:32Yeah, you don't need a degree for that that's what I say
00:22:35I try to talk him into majoring in education or something like that, but he didn't want to listen to me these kids these days
00:22:40Huh?
00:22:42Don't get me started
00:22:45So, uh, yeah, can we maybe get the police or the SWAT team or something headed this way then?
00:23:02So
00:23:12How did you and daddy meet?
00:23:14Was it really romantic?
00:23:17It was such a magical night
00:23:19Such a magical moment
00:23:21Your aunt Jessica and I were at the theater to see Naked Gun 33 and a third the final insult
00:23:28we were talking outside the theater while we waited for it to be cleared out and
00:23:32I looked across the lobby and I saw him
00:23:35Did daddy see you?
00:23:37No, but I knew immediately that he was my destiny. So I walked right up to him and introduced myself
00:23:43I see. But believe you me it was tough to get those first few words out but with him being so sexy and
00:23:50Sensual and looking at me with those big blue eyes of his
00:23:54He was stunning
00:23:57Intimidating even
00:23:58What was he wearing?
00:24:00Black t-shirt and jeans and
00:24:03Chuck Taylor Converse all-star high tops classic white. He must have looked like a
00:24:10Greek God
00:24:11Yeah
00:24:13Almost as good as sexy as he looks today
00:24:18So, what did you say to him?
00:24:21He just asked him which movie he was there to see and when he said he was there to see the Naked Gun as well
00:24:26I knew we were meant to be
00:24:29Did you two sit together during the film we sat together we kissed together we caressed together
00:24:42This would be so much easier on all of us if you just told us where the key is up yours
00:24:51There's plenty more where that came from Stuart
00:24:58I'll never talk. What was that? Go check it out Turk
00:25:28You
00:25:58I
00:26:28I
00:26:58I
00:27:18How is it neither one of us bleeding I don't know very peculiar
00:27:28Did
00:27:30You hear that
00:27:32How could I not?
00:27:34Sounds like two guys beating the snot out of each other
00:27:37Did you hear that? Oh, yeah
00:27:40Huh?
00:27:42Should we check it out?
00:27:58This is the way Houdini died
00:28:13He's dead
00:28:29Oh
00:28:36It's quiet now you better go check it out, right
00:28:59Turk buddy, you okay?
00:29:18His guns missing Oh
00:29:25Gum
00:29:28Oh
00:29:49One saucy tamale
00:29:58I
00:30:10Didn't I shower this morning? Yeah. Yeah
00:30:23Lots of lather when I shampooed
00:30:25I
00:30:28Really it was nice
00:30:38Well, we got trouble Anton, what is it Turks dead and his guns missing what?
00:30:46Apparently someone in this building doesn't want to play nice and now that someone is armed go find Scarlett and take care of it
00:30:53Meanwhile, I'll take care of her
00:31:00I promise you'll enjoy it. You better not touch me. And what if I do?
00:31:12Not quite so comfortable now, are we
00:31:16This chair is nearly as comfortable as the other one you bastard
00:31:22I
00:31:52I
00:32:22I
00:32:52I
00:33:23I
00:33:34Something doesn't smell right around here. I'm gonna get to the bottom of it
00:33:46What happened out there
00:33:48one down
00:33:49many more to go
00:33:51Even you killed one of them. Yep
00:33:55Aren't you worried about the possible?
00:33:57Psychological and karmic repercussions of doing something like that
00:34:01You took a man's life as bad as that person. It might have been
00:34:06He probably still had a wife or a mom or a child and now they'll never see him again
00:34:11And and how bad was that person really sure he might have done some bad things
00:34:16Maybe it's just because he was seeking acceptance and maybe seeking acceptance because his father never told him
00:34:23He was proud of him or that he loved him
00:34:26Maybe this guy that you just murdered was a guy who?
00:34:29Was really a good guy who just happened to be doing a bad thing. I mean, maybe this guy
00:34:36Thanks
00:34:38Anyone call for backup while I was gone
00:34:40Gina called 9-1-1. They're gonna send somebody someone good
00:34:45Excellent in the meantime, here's what we're gonna do
00:34:49I'm gonna go out there and risk my life saving all of you and the three of you will stay here where it's completely safe
00:34:55Got it
00:34:57That sounds like a good plan. All right
00:35:03This should be gravy
00:35:05You
00:35:11Know Sandy we really want that key. We need that key. You'll never get it from me
00:35:20One of the things you should know about me is that I'm trained in part of how to kill a person
00:35:27You know if I wanted to I could reach out and crush your trachea in a matter of seconds
00:35:31And I could leave you here to die
00:35:33You don't have the stones
00:35:36Don't test me
00:35:39Good you found her
00:35:42What do you want us to do now?
00:35:43I want you to to split up and search every nook and corner of this building and bring me whoever it is that killed
00:35:48Turk and bring him to me alive
00:35:51Hmm
00:36:01Moon pie would go down real smooth right now
00:36:11Tell me a story about daddy
00:36:15Hmm
00:36:17Okay, a long time ago before you were born
00:36:21Just after your father and I had gotten married
00:36:24Your dad heard about an inner-city baseball team of youngsters who needed a little guidance
00:36:28Were they a ragtag bunch of misfits?
00:36:31They sure were and before this team came together
00:36:35They couldn't do anything right on the baseball field or in life
00:36:39You know what your father did?
00:36:40He turned him into winners both on and off the field. He sure did
00:36:45Your father was the best thing that ever happened to those kids
00:36:48So, what are those kids up to now, how should I know you never talked to them again after the last game
00:36:56Wow, I have the best daddy in the world
00:36:59Sure do sweetie
00:37:18I
00:37:48Got its chaos out there
00:38:12See what we got here
00:38:19You
00:38:32Who do I have the pleasure of speaking with your worst nightmare and my worst nightmare is a pissed-off English professor
00:38:48Still there
00:38:50I'm here
00:38:52So now that you know my name
00:38:54You do me the pleasure of giving me yours
00:38:56My name is Joe McCann and by the end of the day, you're gonna wish you had never met me. Yeah
00:39:03Yeah
00:39:05Well Joe, you know you and I are not so different after all
00:39:09We both want the same things in life love power the ability to conjugate verbs
00:39:16Hmm maybe by the end of the day you and I will be friends
00:39:20Don't count on it. I
00:39:22Destroy scum like you. I enjoy
00:39:26destroying scum like you
00:39:28And I will enjoy destroying you Joe. See we're not that different after all
00:39:34So what are you planning on doing Anton, you know blow this building up? Oh, no
00:39:41That's so not my style
00:39:46So, what are you planning on doing here? Well, that's for me to know and you to find out before you die
00:39:55Only one of us is gonna leave this building alive today and it's sure not gonna be you
00:40:01cock-a-doodle-doo mofo
00:40:15I
00:40:45I
00:41:16Oh
00:41:33Okay, how did you get this number and how do you know my name and how do I even know that you're not one of
00:41:40the terrorists
00:41:42Hmm I got your name and number by calling the police and describing you to the person I spoke with and he gave me the
00:41:49info
00:41:50And you can tell I'm not one of them because if I was one of them, I wouldn't be waving to you right now
00:42:02All right, your story is airtight
00:42:05So what's going on in there? Nothing an English professor can't handle good lord. You're an English professor
00:42:11Yep
00:42:13those poor bastards
00:42:41Do you know who you're messing with?
00:43:12I
00:43:17Am the one guy you don't want on your bad side, you know, right?
00:43:24I
00:43:39I'm an English professor
00:43:54I
00:44:24It
00:44:34Appears we have a little fly in the ointment. Oh, there's nothing little about me
00:44:54Little
00:45:24I
00:45:54She's dead
00:46:13Game on I
00:46:15I
00:46:20Didn't go to my senior prom
00:46:22Seriously, why not?
00:46:25No one asked me. No way. I can't believe no one asked you to your senior prom. I
00:46:30Wasn't very popular back in high school
00:46:33And I had a really bad perm so I looked pretty goofy. No one was interested in me
00:46:40Look at you
00:46:41You're pretty you're personable your clothes are right smart if I weren't holding you hostage I'd ask you out
00:46:49Really? Oh, yeah, you're so sweet
00:46:54What the?
00:47:00My god, he's killed Scarlet the bloodlust of that animal is insatiable
00:47:07Now it's personal
00:47:11Two down two to go
00:47:13Here take this use it to protect yourselves in case someone should come by. Oh my god. Are we in danger?
00:47:21Of course, you're in danger
00:47:23They're crazed killers out there after God knows what and they'll stop at nothing to get what they want
00:47:30You might never walk out of this room ever again
00:47:34You might never see the light of the Sun again
00:47:38You might never see your loved ones again
00:47:44You might get killed today
00:47:48You mean I might not walk out of here alive
00:47:51I'm too young to die. I have so much life to live and my parents. What would they say? They'd they'd be devastated
00:47:59I've I've never been to Paris. I've never skydived. I
00:48:03I've never made love on top of a mountain. I mean, I've never
00:48:07Oh
00:48:16Okay much better oh
00:48:19Well, I might die. I don't want to die. I want to live
00:48:22I want to live a long full life full of happiness and passion. I've never been to Seattle
00:48:26I've never had a really good muffin. And what about my cat?
00:48:30My cat would go crazy without me, but I've never get a hold of yourself, man
00:48:35Oh, okay
00:48:38Andrea keep these two in line. I got work to do you got it
00:48:44Is it possible to love someone you barely know?
00:48:49Yes
00:48:51Yes, it is
00:48:54Oh
00:48:58Talk to me Joe
00:49:02I'm busting my ass trying to make sure that you and the hostages make it out of there alive
00:49:07And I don't plan on bringing any body bags unless they're gonna be filled by those vermin terrorists in there
00:49:12Well, I got another one for you. I'm guessing I'll have number three ready for shipping before long
00:49:18Nice work
00:49:20Keep it up. I'll keep uh
00:49:24Thanks, I don't know what I do without you
00:49:33What do you think he's doing right now I
00:49:37Imagine he's just finished eating his lunch. I hope you had a good one
00:49:43When he really enjoyed me too
00:49:49It's just so wonderful
00:49:52Knowing I'm the most important person in his life
00:49:55Excuse me. That's pretty obvious. He loves me
00:50:01More than anyone else in the world
00:50:03Is that a shot at me? No, it's just a statement of fact
00:50:09In case you haven't noticed he chose me. He got stuck with you got stuck with me
00:50:15You mean his own flesh and blood me? I share blood with that man in case you haven't noticed
00:50:20I don't care if you two share an umbilical cord. He chose to be in my arms. He chose to kiss my lips
00:50:27He chose to insert
00:50:32Hello
00:50:39I love you Joe you safe
00:50:47What's wrong that was your father
00:50:51He's caught up in a hostage situation
00:50:54He's already killed two terrorists one male and one female
00:50:58The female was wearing a Donna Karan outfit that complimented her nicely
00:51:02He's tracking down two other terrorists. The main of whom is named Anton
00:51:06he has three of his friends hidden behind a barricade of tables in a seldom used classroom a
00:51:11Plainclothes policeman named Alice outside lending support
00:51:15His shirt has gotten rather wrinkled because of the two fights. He's had
00:51:18And his necktie is now around his head as a bandana
00:51:22He's a little hungry because he missed his lunch and he said some cashews would taste good right about now
00:51:28But he's too busy to think about that too much
00:51:32He said he loves me more than I'll ever know
00:51:36Did he say anything about me he said he loves you more than you'll ever know too
00:51:48I
00:51:50Miss Joe McCann is really starting to piss me off
00:51:55I'll kill him
00:51:59I'll make sure he finds out that to die is hard
00:52:11I will not let Turk and Scarlet die in vain
00:52:14Where's the key to that room?
00:52:17I'll never tell where's the key? Okay. Okay. She shits in my pocket
00:52:27Stewart our lives are about to change forever
00:52:31I
00:52:45Hope they don't hurt daddy
00:52:48Daddy's gonna be okay. Nobody hurts daddy. But what if they do?
00:52:52Get a hold of yourself
00:52:57Now
00:52:58I'm gonna go down to the university and help your father in any way. I can't you stay here
00:53:02I promise your father and I'll be home in time for supper. Okay, I
00:53:09Love you, Emily, not as much as I love your father, but I still love you. I know I feel the same way about you
00:53:16Okay
00:53:18There are canned green beans and carrots in the cupboard if you get hungry, but don't you dare touch those snickerdoodles?
00:53:22Those are for your father
00:53:24Heaven help you if you so much as think about touching those snickerdoodles. Love you
00:53:33Please be okay daddy
00:53:54Where is it?
00:54:11Well, what have we here
00:54:17Looks like we found Joe McCann's office. Yeah, let's see what he has
00:54:25Look at this muscle and fitness magazine elements of style by Strumpet and White amino acid supplements
00:54:33Brute cologne. Hey, check out this trophy
00:54:38Wait a second muscle and fitness elements of style
00:54:45amino acids a
00:54:47softball trophy
00:54:49brute by Fabergé
00:54:51Brute by Fabergé. What is this guy?
00:54:56An English professor
00:54:58Yes, and you knew this
00:55:01Yes, I did. How did you not tell me an English professor?
00:55:06Do you realize what you've gotten us into? Do you have any idea how bad this is? Do you understand?
00:55:12Get a hold of yourself, man. Of course. I know we've gotten ourselves into I didn't want to tell you because I didn't want you
00:55:18to freak out like this
00:55:20Take some deep breaths and compose yourself
00:55:27You feeling better now
00:55:32Yeah, I'm all right, I'm okay. Good. Let's go open that door
00:55:42Hey Anton
00:55:46Check this out
00:55:51I
00:55:55Don't think he's gonna like that. Come on. Let's go get that. Dr. Joe McCann to what for?
00:56:13Now it's personal
00:56:20Oh
00:56:37Yeah
00:56:40It's all starting to come down now
00:56:43They got the key and they broke my trophy
00:56:50So you think you'll be able to take down those final two guys on your own, what do you think I'm an English professor
00:56:57All right. Well, you just keep doing your thing in there and I'll take care of things out here
00:57:03Wow, I sent something in your voice
00:57:07Is there something you need to tell me?
00:57:10Maybe something about why you work alone and undercover
00:57:15Well, I shot and killed a 12 year old one time
00:57:20Yeah, it was dark
00:57:22And she had a toy gun. I've been able to pull my trigger ever since I feel your pain brother
00:57:30We're gonna get through this together
00:57:35Alrighty I gotta go hang in there
00:57:49I
00:57:51Like waffles
00:57:53Especially with real maple syrup. Oh, yeah, you gotta have real maple syrup
00:57:58Pancakes are good too, but not as good as waffles. Mm-hmm. I like French toast. Oh
00:58:02Yeah, French toast
00:58:19Oh
00:58:21Hmm
00:58:48The new models are in early this year
00:58:52Oh
00:58:57Where do you think you're going my husband's in there I gotta get in and help him. Wait a second
00:59:02Your your husband is Joe
00:59:06Yes
00:59:07You're Joe's wife
00:59:09Yes
00:59:16You are one lucky woman you don't think I know that
00:59:21I mean the way he's handling this whole situation
00:59:25Fantastical
00:59:28All I can think is if he can handle a situation this well
00:59:33What's he like in the bedroom, hmm
00:59:45This key better work
00:59:51You
01:00:09Sweet heavenly Moses mother of birth
01:00:15Exactly as we dreamed it would be
01:00:17Do you know how much this is gonna save us and start up costs for our apartment finders business
01:00:23This will save us at least three or four percent off what we thought it would cost to get the business going I mean
01:00:31Look at all this stuff
01:00:34paperclips copy paper
01:00:36folders staples
01:00:38Masking tape. It's incredible
01:00:41Okay
01:00:44We got a snap out of it
01:00:45We're turk and scarlet comms can be a lot more difficult to get the stuff out of here and down to the car
01:00:49And it doesn't help that this place is now crawling with cops
01:01:02Here's what we're gonna do you're gonna find the safest way out of here to get everything down to the car
01:01:06And if you come across the incredible dr. McCann, I want you to exterminate him with extreme angst
01:01:12While you're doing that, I'll take care of Sandy. She might come in handy if worse comes to worse
01:01:31So, what exactly are we doing?
01:01:36We are providing logistical support and reconnaissance Oh
01:01:46Cookie oh
01:01:52My dogs are barking
01:02:06I
01:02:25Know you're in here. Dr. McCann
01:02:32Now, let's see if you can get out
01:03:07That bastard
01:03:17Please be okay, daddy
01:03:20Please be okay
01:03:23It's not gonna be easy out
01:03:28Oh, yeah, what happened let's just say
01:03:31It's
01:03:34Getting rough in here mighty rough. Are you all right?
01:03:47Hi Joe, hey, babe, what are you doing here?
01:03:52I'm just here to make sure you get out of there safely
01:03:55Don't you worry about me? I'm an English professor. I know
01:04:02Promise me you'll give me the sweet-loving tonight. When have I not given you the sweet-loving, baby?
01:04:15It's been a little while now, do you think it's safe to go out there? Probably not
01:04:19We should wait until Joe gets back. Well, couldn't we just take a second to peek out there?
01:04:24Get a hold of yourself woman
01:04:49How can my wife not like that your wife's an idiot if she doesn't like that
01:04:55Really?
01:04:56Really? I am so turned on right now. Yeah, I knew I had it so I'm talking about
01:05:24You
01:05:50Guess who?
01:05:53So, mr. English professor it appears you have the upper hand it appears I do
01:06:06Did you really think you'd get away with this
01:06:10Did you really think that once you begin to annoy us you'd walk out of here?
01:06:16alive
01:06:18It looks like the tables have turned have they
01:06:32Would be so easy for me to kill you with this
01:06:38But I want to feel with my hands the life draining out of your body
01:06:43Go ahead punk
01:06:45Make some hay
01:06:48I
01:07:18I
01:07:48Tell
01:07:53My mother I pawned her engagement ring
01:08:00To buy the leather jacket I used to wear
01:08:18He's dead one more to go
01:08:48You
01:09:13Look at me
01:09:15Sitting here like some kind of wuss when daddy needs my help
01:09:27I'm coming daddy
01:09:35Accelerators the pedal on the right grandma
01:09:45You
01:09:55What's taking Stuart so long that professor better not have gotten him don't be surprised if Joe did get him
01:10:01Well, what does that mean? All I'm saying is you don't know Joe McCann like I know Joe McCann
01:10:07Well, what does that mean? I mean you're next I
01:10:11I had to kill you right now. You don't have the berries
01:10:16I
01:10:36You guys holding up
01:10:38Pretty well, how's it going out there? I just took out another one of them. So there's just one left now
01:10:44So, do you think we should go ahead and walk on out of here now, oh god, no, it's way too dangerous
01:10:50What are you talking about? He's one guy and there got to be 20 exits out of this building
01:10:54We could probably walk right out of here and he'd never even see us
01:10:58What do you think? This is some kind of a video game. We're in here
01:11:01You don't get another life if you take a bullet from that crazy bastard. This is for real. This is it a game
01:11:07Get a hold of yourself
01:11:09Get down
01:11:13You
01:11:18Don't any of you move don't any of you so much as breathe
01:11:31Put Amy on
01:11:35Joe I just wanted to tell you I'll be home for dinner, babe. I love you Joe. I know
01:11:44I
01:11:55After a day like this
01:11:57He may want some pasta
01:12:00or better yet
01:12:02Stir-fry. Mmm stir-fry does sound good. Yeah. Oh, but you got to make sure that you use those crunchy noodles. Mm-hmm. So good
01:12:13I
01:12:25Know you know this building quite well Sandy
01:12:27So tell me what's the best way to get the office supplies out of here without dr. Joe McCann seeing us first off
01:12:33You don't know who you're messing with when it comes to Joe
01:12:36Hi, Joe
01:12:37You ever notice the package on that guy
01:12:42You could use them as pillows every night for the rest of my life, all right already now, what's the second thing?
01:12:49Secondly, do you think there's even the smallest chance in hell that I do anything to ever help you?
01:12:54Next time I won't be so nice. Oh, come on
01:13:07I
01:13:37I
01:14:07I
01:14:09I
01:14:11I
01:14:13I
01:14:35Know seriously, I started five games in right field for my little league baseball team
01:14:44I
01:14:52Didn't want to arm-wrestle
01:15:02Emily what's going on? I gotta help daddy, but you can't go in there. You could get killed and so could daddy
01:15:13I
01:15:23Looks like we can get the office supplies out that door into the car without being seen
01:15:28Why don't you just forget about the office supplies and worry about getting out of here alive?
01:15:31I've come too far to leave without the supplies
01:15:34Besides if I'm gonna walk into a hornet's nest of cops and media, I'm not gonna go empty-handed
01:15:39Ready
01:15:47You're good this
01:15:49It's all just about intuition
01:15:52reading people
01:15:54This makes me a good cop
01:15:57Anyway, come on, let's do it again
01:15:59one two three
01:16:10You
01:16:29Joe you saved my life. I know
01:16:32Now run Sandy run like the wind beneath my wings. I love you Joe. I know
01:16:40I
01:16:44Look at you
01:16:46Strutting around like a Greek God. You don't scare me. I don't know. Well, I should
01:16:53Because now it's mano a mano
01:16:58What if he doesn't make it out of there alive
01:17:00What if something terrible happens to him?
01:17:03Listen, I'm sure he's gonna be okay. I mean he's an English professor
01:17:07Well being an English professor keep a bullet from penetrating his body
01:17:11Will it keep a punch to the face from hurting him? Will it protect him from a kick to the crotch?
01:17:17Get a hold of yourself mom. It's gonna be alright
01:17:21You're right. I'm sorry
01:17:27Nice one
01:17:29You
01:17:34You're not so tough dr. McCann and you don't have much longer to live
01:17:59Oh
01:18:29All these copies are coming out way too dark
01:18:59I
01:19:29You
01:19:39What are you gonna do now, I'm gonna kill you consider yourself dead
01:19:45You
01:19:57He's dead
01:20:03You won't be needing this
01:20:15You
01:20:27Daddy oh
01:20:31We're so worried I know
01:20:36Look at him. He's a Greek God not to tell me
01:20:45You
01:21:15You
01:21:45I
01:22:08Couldn't have done it without y'all I know
01:22:15Oh
01:22:45Are you two ready to go home we are let's get some supper
01:23:15You
01:23:37Nice let's go
01:23:45Oh
01:24:16We haven't heard anything for a while, do you think we can go check what's going on?
01:24:32To die is hard
01:24:39To die is hard
01:24:46When you find yourself trapped
01:24:52No, you might buy that to die is hard
01:25:00To die is hard
01:25:06To die
01:25:09Is hard
01:25:12When you're hunting down some terrorists and one of their names is
01:25:19That to die is hard
01:25:25To die is hard
01:25:31To die is hard
01:25:35When you're hunting down those terrorists
01:25:40It just seems a war because they know that to die is hard
01:25:49To die is hard
01:25:55To die is hard
01:26:02When you punch really hard
01:26:05Hard enough to kill someone that's when you know that to die is hard
01:26:14To die
01:26:17Is hard
01:26:21To die
01:26:24Is hard
01:26:27To die
01:26:31Is hard
01:26:35You