Here is the infamous match where Shawn Michaels got his lazy eye.
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00:00I'll be waiting.
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01:12It's certainly a beautiful Wrestlemania coming next year to LA.
01:16Straight up here in the Pacific Northwest.
01:18The raucous crowd here tonight in the Rose Garden.
01:21As Unforgiven continues, King.
01:23Oh, yes.
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01:30Coming to you live from the Rose Garden in Portland, Oregon.
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01:35Fights acne while you wash and shave.
01:38Well, folks have found out just a few moments ago that this next matchup
01:42between the returning Hall of Famer Shawn Michaels and King
01:46will be a no disqualification match, King.
01:49Oh, I don't think that was good news to Shawn Michaels.
01:52This match came about when King's wife, Lita,
01:56signed Shawn Michaels to the contract to meet King here tonight
02:00at Unforgiven.
02:03I will feast on the fear of the innocent.
02:09For that is the sweetest taste of all.
02:15There's one thing that I've always craved,
02:18but never had an offspring.
02:21Stop, please!
02:22The answer's yes.
02:24That baby that Lita's carrying, it's mine.
02:32If Kane beats Matt Hardy at SummerSlam,
02:36then Lita has agreed to marry Kane.
02:39Tonight is a very special night as we unite these two in holy matrimony.
02:46Welcome to the wedding of Kane and Lita.
02:51Lita, you are now my property until the day you die.
03:02Kane, I want to make it clear that I love,
03:06and I will always love, Matt Hardy.
03:11I sincerely hope you rot in hell.
03:17Lita, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
03:23I do.
03:26And do you, Kane, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
03:32Look out! Matt Hardy assaulted Kane!
03:35Matt Hardy coming to get Lita the hell out of here!
03:38My God! There's a wall of fire here!
03:41Lita and Matt can't get past it! They're trapped!
03:43Lita begging for Kane!
03:44No, no, no, no, no! My God! Oh, my God almighty!
03:49Let's go! Let's finish this!
03:51Kane, Kane, do you take Lita to be your wife?
03:54I do.
03:56Then by the power vested in me, I pronounce you man and wife.
03:59You can kiss the bride.
04:02Of all the pieces of property I own,
04:06you by far are my favorite.
04:14I'd like to thank everyone who gave me gifts,
04:17especially Eric Bischoff,
04:20who gave me an open contract at Unforgiven
04:23to face anyone I want.
04:26It wasn't just for you.
04:28It was for us.
04:31In marriage, it's called joint property.
04:35So I took the liberty of taking your open contract at Unforgiven,
04:40and I wrote your opponent's name in there.
04:44Shawn Michaels!
04:48I want to remind you
04:50of why Shawn Michaels hasn't been around here in a while.
05:00We're partners now.
05:03That means that you are just as responsible
05:06for what happens to Shawn Michaels at Unforgiven
05:09as I am, precious.
05:12Shawn! Shawn!
05:14Shawn, you gotta relax.
05:21Shawn, you okay?
05:23Relax.
05:24Shawn, you gotta relax.
05:26Relax.
05:27Shawn, you gotta relax.
05:32The following is now a no-disqualification match,
05:35where the only way to win is by pinfall or submission.
05:44Introducing first,
05:46from San Antonio, Texas,
05:49the Heartbreak Kid,
05:52Shawn Michaels!
05:54There is no other like it.
05:56Shawn Michaels has brought the fans here in the Rose Garden to their feet.
06:00The first-ever triple crown winner in WWE history.
06:05A surefire first-fella hall-of-famer.
06:08A man that's won every major championship that WWE has to offer.
06:14But he's also a man that almost had his career ended on June 14th
06:19when Kane used a steel chair to crush Shawn Michaels' throat.
06:25I will never, if I live to be 100, Kane.
06:29I'll never forget the burbling noises we heard come from Shawn Michaels.
06:34I thank God he is back here tonight.
06:37It was a sick sound, all right.
06:39And I gotta admit this,
06:41when I sat here with you, JR,
06:43and witnessed that, I did not believe we would ever see
06:46Shawn Michaels back in a WWE ring.
06:51I can't disagree with that.
06:53Shawn Michaels has overcome so many adversities in his life.
06:58The fans here showing their undaunted support
07:03for legitimately one of the greatest athletes
07:06that I personally have ever witnessed in any arena at any time
07:11in my 30 years in this business.
07:13He's overcome a lot, but can Shawn Michaels overcome Kane?
07:18Is he really the showstopper? We're gonna find out tonight.
07:23Ha!
07:29And being accompanied by Lita,
07:31weighing in at 320 pounds,
07:34Kane!
07:35Kane with his wife by his, by her, dragging her by her arm.
07:40She's pregnant with his child.
07:43Kane considers, since the wedding in Anaheim a few weeks ago,
07:48that Lita is his property.
07:50I find that so vile and disrespectful.
07:55But I guess, what would you expect from a man like Kane?
08:01That's what you'd expect.
08:03A little hellfire at Ripstone.
08:06And this match, again, no disqualification,
08:09made by our benevolent general manager, Eric Bischoff.
08:13What about that, that good luck kiss
08:15before the match from Lita for Kane?
08:17When Kane gets a kiss, he tries to make a meal out of it, doesn't he?
08:24No disqualification. I, I, I don't know.
08:28This is right down Kane's alley at 7 feet, 320 pounds.
08:37Shawn Michaels, he can't measure a man's heart by pounds and inches,
08:41and Kane forcing Michaels back into that corner.
08:45Nothing but power, that's why.
08:47Shawn Michaels with that million-dollar knee lift,
08:50and a right hand by Shawn Michaels,
08:52but it's just reversed by Kane.
08:54And Michaels, the loophouse press!
08:57And Michaels right in the face again.
09:00Michaels looking for retribution
09:03for what Kane intended to do
09:07in ending Michaels' career about three months ago.
09:11And Michaels, not his scientific self,
09:14he is the showstopper,
09:16and Shawn Michaels has dominated Kane thus far.
09:19And I can't believe he scored thus far.
09:22Yeah, Lita, she is getting her wish.
09:24She said before this match,
09:25she hoped that Shawn beats the holy hell out of Kane.
09:27Uh-oh, that could be a mistake.
09:29Shawn trying to baseball slide to no avail,
09:31and Kane in the right hand.
09:33I don't, as much as I respect Shawn...
09:35Oh, my God!
09:38That ring post,
09:40right there in the right place, right time,
09:42as far as Michaels is concerned,
09:44as Kane looking to take Michaels' head off,
09:46but it was the ring post that got the clothesline.
09:50Michaels now climbing the ladder here,
09:53going up top.
09:54Again, the ladder...
09:56Oh, the house with a right hand.
09:57The ladder was last match, JR,
09:59but for Shawn Michaels, you said it right,
10:01in the throat.
10:02And if Kane is smart, we both know he is,
10:04he's no idiot in there,
10:06looking for Shawn Michaels' throat.
10:10Michaels' face bouncing off the turnbuckles.
10:12I was using that as a metaphor, that ladder,
10:14but I got...
10:15I know.
10:16Michaels knocked down again,
10:17and, boy, this is exactly
10:19a little like a big heavyweight fight
10:21where the bigger man...
10:22Oh, look at the throat.
10:23Foot in the throat.
10:24Right in the throat.
10:25What size foot does Kane have?
10:26About 18.
10:27Oh, wee.
10:28I'm told it's an 18.
10:29He's got big feet.
10:30You know what that means.
10:31Big size.
10:34Balling up Michaels in the corner.
10:35There's nowhere to go for Shawn Michaels,
10:37but down after an impact like that.
10:39That's like being run over by a vehicle.
10:42And now, the cover by Kane,
10:44and Michaels able to kick out here,
10:46but barely.
10:47You know, Michaels has been out of competition
10:49for three months,
10:51and I don't know...
10:53He's a showstopper, JR.
10:54I know that he is.
10:55He's HBK.
10:56Well, I believe in him.
10:57I believe in him down to my bone marrow.
10:59If anybody can beat Kane, it's Shawn Michaels,
11:01but...
11:03And it's not going to be easy
11:05if it's going to be even possible
11:07on this night.
11:08Kane left his feet and went to the air.
11:10Nobody there but Candice.
11:12You may believe in Shawn Michaels,
11:13but you've got to remember he's human,
11:14and there's got to be some ring rust here.
11:16Michaels taking Kane over,
11:17Michaels skinning the cat.
11:19Right back on the inside,
11:20and Lita loving this.
11:22Lita loving to see her husband, Kane,
11:25be taking the measures.
11:26Come on, Lita. Be supportive.
11:28And Lita talking some crass to her husband.
11:30Michaels, the crossbody,
11:33the puncher over the top,
11:35much to the delight of Mrs. Kane.
11:38And Michaels measuring Kane.
11:40Straight right hand right above that right eye.
11:44Kane causing some distance and...
11:46Oh, look at this. Look at this.
11:47Look at this. Oh, come on.
11:49He's pregnant.
11:50Kane using his wife as a shield.
11:52Oh, Kane knows that Shawn Michaels
11:54would hit no woman,
11:55especially a pregnant woman.
11:58And that shows you the kind of dastardly,
12:00vile man that Kane is.
12:02And I don't know if he's even a man.
12:05He's a cretin.
12:08He's certainly a monster at...
12:10Oh, no.
12:13Kane removing the...
12:16Oh, Spanish announce table.
12:18That's a demolition zone
12:20as far as Kane is concerned.
12:22No disqualification.
12:23Lita, remember,
12:25remember all that joint property?
12:27You're responsible for this, Lita,
12:29just as much as Kane is.
12:32And maybe even...
12:34This may be actually more Lita's fault
12:36than it is Kane's.
12:37Look at this.
12:38Kane...
12:39Oh, Kane slamming Michaels.
12:42Michaels back right across the edge
12:44of that Spanish announce table
12:46that did not break by the by.
12:48Well, he's not content.
12:51And Michaels, who has had back problems,
12:53has been well documented.
12:55Uh-oh.
12:56This is what he wants to do right here.
12:58Oh!
13:00Oh, man.
13:01Michaels suplexed right through
13:03the Spanish announce table
13:05in this no disqualification match.
13:08How do you feel now, Lita?
13:09Pregnant.
13:11And probably disappointed it wasn't her husband.
13:13She ought to feel responsible.
13:15How do you figure that?
13:17Just as Kane said,
13:18she's the one that signed this match.
13:20She's responsible for what happens to Shawn Michaels.
13:22Watch this table explode.
13:25Oh!
13:28Michaels' lower back
13:31is imploding that table,
13:33and Michaels got thrown to the inside.
13:35And it may be over right here.
13:37The cover.
13:38The cover.
13:39And boom!
13:41Michaels rolling his left shoulder.
13:43Didn't kick out,
13:44but he rolled his left shoulder off the canvas,
13:46much to the chagrin
13:48of a seemingly frustrated Big Red Machine.
13:53Well, he may be a little frustrated.
13:55Every time you throw your opponent
13:57right through an announce table.
13:59Oh, man.
14:00Look at the athleticism.
14:01When you can't beat him,
14:02it would be a little frustrating.
14:042.18s to the chest,
14:06and then the leg drop.
14:07The cover by Kane,
14:08and Michaels again rolling to his side
14:11to stop the referee's 3 count
14:14at about 2 1⁄2.
14:15And now Kane choking,
14:17which is as legal as a headlock in this match,
14:19being in this no disqualification.
14:22Good lead out that ringside.
14:25How would she support her husband?
14:29Oh, you ask the question.
14:31Oh, man, what impact.
14:32What tremendous impact.
14:34He's the father of her child.
14:35Unfortunately, you're right.
14:37Come on.
14:39Get over it.
14:41Well, it wasn't a love affair
14:43that created that baby that she's gonna have.
14:47I'll tell you that.
14:48Hard clubbing blow to the chest by Kane.
14:50And Michaels after being thrown
14:52suplex through the announce table
14:55may not be able to physically recover
14:59from this onslaught.
15:02And again, the referee is
15:04thinking about a stoppage perhaps
15:09that Michaels can't defend himself.
15:11And after Michaels going to this Spanish announce table,
15:14he's been unable to really
15:16really get back in this thing.
15:18He said that it wasn't a love affair
15:20between Kane and Lita.
15:22Of course, sex without love
15:23is a pretty empty experience.
15:25I would agree.
15:26As empty experiences go,
15:27it's a pretty good one.
15:32Michael's in a lot of trouble now.
15:34And taking Michaels up by the hair.
15:37And getting at Michaels
15:40out of desperation,
15:41got a foot in the face.
15:44And he saw the side slam.
15:47The sidewalk slam.
15:49The leg cradle.
15:50And Michaels again,
15:52using anything and everything
15:53he's got in his body
15:55to get those shoulders off the canvas
15:57before the three count.
15:59And Michaels is willing his way
16:01to staying in this match.
16:05And now Lita trying to get the crowd
16:07behind Shawn Michaels here.
16:12Why would she rally the troops
16:14against her own husband?
16:15Well, did you hear her wedding vows?
16:17Yes, I did, unfortunately.
16:19I think she indicated she wanted
16:20that man to burn in hell,
16:22which I don't think there's any doubt
16:23that that's going to happen.
16:24We just don't know the timeline.
16:27Michaels fights his way back up.
16:30And how much does Shawn Michaels
16:32have left in this?
16:34Oh, wow.
16:35Right hand.
16:36Shot to the jaw.
16:37Rocked Kane,
16:38but Kane's still vertical.
16:40And as long as Kane is vertical,
16:42he can do about anything he wants
16:44like this choking Shawn Michaels
16:46and then slamming Michaels
16:48after going through the table.
16:50Michaels slammed to the canvas.
16:51Kane again going for a cover,
16:53hooking the leg.
16:54Nope.
16:55No, didn't get three.
16:58Was it three?
16:59No.
17:00Still going.
17:04Kane with that.
17:05Trying to snap a neck now,
17:07Shawn Michaels.
17:08Kane obsessed with the neck
17:10and throat of Shawn Michaels.
17:15What do you think now, Lita?
17:17I don't know what you're thinking.
17:18I don't know what you're thinking, Joe.
17:19I think you're thinking that
17:20Kane is getting frustrated
17:22because he can't put Shawn Michaels away,
17:23but the truth of the matter is
17:25Kane is enjoying this.
17:27The longer this match goes,
17:28the more he can punish Shawn Michaels,
17:30the more Kane likes it.
17:32Look at Lita.
17:33Look at Lita over there.
17:34You may be right about that, unfortunately.
17:36Lita, come on.
17:37Get behind your husband.
17:38Shawn trying to fight back in this thing.
17:40We've seen Shawn Michaels overcome great odds
17:42in his historic career.
17:45Will this be another of those nights?
17:49Or will it not?
17:50I don't think so.
17:51And that was hard impact right to the throat.
17:53That clothesline wrapped around the throat of Shawn Michaels.
17:56There's a cover.
17:57And this time, Michaels,
17:59Kane leaning heavier on the left side
18:01where Michaels has been escaping.
18:03Michaels got the right shoulder up this time,
18:05and that's just got to be instinctual.
18:07Sternum first to the turnbuckle.
18:09HBK in the showstopper.
18:11Look at this.
18:12Uh-oh, Michaels.
18:14DDT by Michaels.
18:16And if nothing else,
18:18HBK, who damn sure is a showstopper,
18:21may have bought himself some much-needed time.
18:24Well, it was a desperation move, all right,
18:26but it may have worked.
18:28Look at Lita out there.
18:29She's clapping her hands
18:30in appreciation of that DDT from Shawn Michaels.
18:33I just wish you'd back off Lita.
18:35Well, I mean, why don't you get...
18:36Where's Shawn Michaels going to be
18:38when you think he's going to be there to support her
18:40in Lamaze classes?
18:41No, it'll be Kane.
18:42Oh, yeah, right.
18:43Will Shawn Michaels be there to change baby diapers?
18:45No, it'll be Kane.
18:47You got him. You're hallucinating.
18:48And who's going to financially support that baby?
18:50It won't be Shawn Michaels.
18:51You can bet on that.
18:52Oh, no.
18:53Michaels, that flying forearm.
18:55Michaels taking down Kane finally
18:58with that flying forearm,
18:59with the momentum off the ropes there.
19:02Both men are down, and...
19:04Oh, this looks bad for Kane.
19:07Referee can only survey the damage.
19:11This match is going to continue
19:12until one man wins by pinfall
19:15or submission.
19:16There's no count out.
19:17That's why the referee isn't counting
19:19in this no disqualification match.
19:22And the big red machine,
19:24the monster, sets up.
19:27There's a count going right now.
19:28It's a countdown.
19:29And Michaels nips up.
19:31Look at this.
19:32Michaels nips up.
19:33Where does Michaels learn to get back?
19:37Michaels trying to Irish hook Kane.
19:39Oh, my God.
19:40Where did he get that?
19:41Michaels upside down.
19:42He's inside out.
19:43On the outside is the HBK.
19:47Man, oh, man.
19:49What velocity.
19:50What force.
19:51There's a lot of power
19:52with the big red machine.
19:54You can tell by the gait.
19:55Michaels got...
19:56Oh!
19:57Kane had something in mind.
19:58And Michaels just was driven head first
20:01into those ring steps.
20:03And that...
20:05Uh-oh.
20:06Wait a minute.
20:08Oh, the carnage on the outside.
20:10The damage that has been done.
20:12Oh, look at this.
20:13Michaels has busted open here.
20:15Yes, look at the damage.
20:16Michaels' head just bust off those steel steps.
20:19And Michaels has been deeply lacerated,
20:22it would appear, from our vantage point.
20:24Like right over his left eye.
20:25The clearness blowing on the face of Shawn Michaels
20:29in this no disqualification confrontation.
20:34Oh, my God.
20:35A little icing on the cake right here.
20:36This is going to be sick.
20:37Here we go!
20:39Michaels downstairs.
20:40Kane drops the weapon.
20:43Michaels fighting back.
20:45What a bloody show.
20:46Michaels back up.
20:47Look at Michaels getting knocked down.
20:48But Shawn Michaels, the heart of a champion.
20:51The will of a warrior.
20:53And more slap in the right hand.
20:56Michaels retaliating
20:58in what may be his last opportunity here.
21:01Man, what...
21:02That reverse elbow stopped Michaels in his tracks
21:05and knocked HBK right to the outside.
21:08I think you're right.
21:09That was Shawn's last opportunity.
21:12Michaels had a flurry there.
21:13An impressive flurry.
21:15You remember this, Shawn?
21:16Oh, remember this?
21:18That's what Kane just said.
21:19Remember this?
21:22This is all Lita's fault.
21:25I don't know how you...
21:26Oh!
21:27And Michaels moved out of the way.
21:29He straddled the ring post.
21:32Michaels had to move out of the way.
21:34And now Michaels...
21:35Oh!
21:37You talk about scrambling brains.
21:41And Lita acknowledging in a positive way
21:45what has happened to her husband.
21:48She likes it.
21:49And Michaels is still surviving.
21:52You like that, don't you?
21:54I'm not a Kane fan.
21:56I can assure you, Kane doesn't like it.
21:59Check this out.
22:01Man, Kane's head.
22:02As you said, brains scrambled.
22:05Man, much to the delight of Lita.
22:07I still can't believe it.
22:08That big giant melon got splattered.
22:10Inverted atomic drop.
22:12No disqualification affair here.
22:14And what a...
22:15Oh, what a knockdown.
22:16Michaels hit Kane with everything the showstopper had.
22:20And look at Lita smiling now
22:21because she's thinking Kane won't feel too frisky tonight after that.
22:24A bloody Shawn Michaels.
22:27Climbing the turnbuckles.
22:30And perhaps one last grasp to win this match.
22:34Oh!
22:35And Michaels scores!
22:37The elbow to the black heart of the Big Red Machine.
22:41And Michaels can feel it here.
22:44The crowd willing Michaels...
22:46Oh!
22:47Wait a minute, I feel this too.
22:49I can't believe this.
22:51This huge crowd on their feet in the City of Roses.
22:54Where does Shawn Michaels get this, JR?
22:56Oh, look.
22:58They're tuning...
22:59Michaels is tuning up the band.
23:00Kane, stay down!
23:03Michaels looking to play some Sweet Jim music
23:06for the Big Red Machine.
23:08Stay down, Kane.
23:09Don't get up.
23:12And Michaels...
23:13Oh!
23:14God, that's it.
23:15Kane intercepting Michaels.
23:17That's got to be all.
23:18The three.
23:19And he...
23:20Knocks knocked.
23:23Michaels refused to lose.
23:25And Kane can't believe it.
23:27He can't believe it, and I can't believe it.
23:29The band tuned up, but the wrong song was played.
23:32Shawn ate the foot of Kane,
23:34but somehow, miraculously, he kicked out.
23:37And now Kane, what's he thinking?
23:41Big Red Machine's gonna...
23:42Kane's thinking more punishment.
23:44He's gonna depart from his ground attack.
23:46Kane now climbing to the top turnbuckle.
23:49Look out!
23:50And caught Michaels with a clothesline off the top.
23:53That's a 7-foot, 320-pounder.
23:56And now, it could be...
23:58Oh, it not could be.
23:59It is.
24:00It's over now, JR.
24:01Here we go.
24:02The choke slam from hell.
24:04And the monster is gonna prevail.
24:07I'll give Shawn Michaels credit.
24:08He was a worthy adversary for a while.
24:12Oh, yes.
24:13Kane...
24:14Oh!
24:15Low blow!
24:16Downstairs!
24:17Low blow!
24:18All legal in this no-disqualification match.
24:21Who made this match a no-disqualification?
24:24Who did that?
24:25The general manager.
24:27Eric Bischoff.
24:28Big mistake.
24:30Man, that's an equalizer.
24:32A huge equalizer.
24:34H-B-K! H-B-K! H-B-K!
24:39The crowd here...
24:41chanting for H-B-K.
24:43And now, Michaels...
24:44Kane brought that steel chair in the ring.
24:47Wait a minute here.
24:49To take Michaels' head off.
24:51This is not fair!
24:52This is not fair!
24:53Oh, God!
24:54You're talking about left field!
24:57Downtown!
25:01Kane hit right in the face, in the head with that steel chair.
25:05Michaels down.
25:07Kane is down.
25:08Again, the referee with no opportunity, no...
25:12Oh, Kane is down, and he may be out.
25:14No, the ref can't count.
25:16One of these men are going to have to make it to their feet.
25:19H-B-K! H-B-K! H-B-K!
25:23Is Kane going to...
25:24Oh, yes.
25:26Man, that is evil.
25:28Never count out the monster.
25:30That is a depraved individual.
25:33I'll tell you that.
25:34It's Kane.
25:35Michaels down.
25:36Kane is up.
25:37And now Kane...
25:38Oh, no!
25:39Hey, hey!
25:40Lita!
25:41Lita, what are you...
25:43Kane was going to use the chair.
25:45That's joint property.
25:47That's as much Kane as it is giving back to Kane.
25:51Lita's got possession of the joint property, if you will.
25:55He's got to divorce her.
25:57He's got to drop her like a bad habit.
25:58Call a lawyer.
25:59Uh-oh, uh-oh.
26:00Michaels back up.
26:01Michaels pulled himself back up.
26:03Kane!
26:04Oh, Michaels got the sweet chin music.
26:05Couldn't get it.
26:06And Kane now.
26:08Oh, no!
26:09Oh, my God!
26:10Sweet chin music!
26:11Michaels with the cover!
26:12The kick!
26:13The kick!
26:14No!
26:15And the whip!
26:16Michaels did it!
26:17HBK, the showstopper!
26:20Here is your winner, the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels!
26:27With all the guts and temerity that a future Hall of Famer has to have,
26:34and a little assist from Mrs. Kane,
26:39Shawn Michaels has returned after three months
26:43and has beaten the Big Red Machine.
26:47Boy, they say behind every successful man, there's usually a good woman.
26:51But tonight, Kane was unsuccessful.
26:54And that's because he didn't have a good woman behind him.
27:00Man, what a match.
27:01Oh, what a match.
27:02That Lita better thank her lucky star that she's pregnant,
27:05pregnant by Kane.
27:07Oh, shit, stuff her face worse than death.
27:11Oh, my God, look at the face of Kane.
27:17Well, you may be about to witness a little marital spat here, JR.
27:27Kane looking to that chair.
27:29Turns out he was going to use a chair on Shawn Michaels,
27:32and Lita pulled the chair out of the ring,
27:35makes sure that didn't happen.
27:37And Michaels able to score with a sweet tune music.
27:40And look at this.
27:41How disrespectful.
27:42She's a pregnant woman.
27:44She's not crying.
27:46She's a human being.
27:47She caught him in the match, JR.
27:49Yes, she did.
27:50It's good for her.
27:52This is a marriage made in not exactly heaven.
27:57What happened, wedding from hell, you think?
27:59Look at this.
28:00Shawn Michaels was about to be sent there,
28:03and then he caught Kane with that.
28:07Right on the chin.
28:08A clean shot.
28:10And look at Lita celebrating.
28:14Good for her.