SATURDAY NIGHT - New Trailer

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SATURDAY NIGHT - New Trailer
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00:00Okay, let's see if we can get through one of these skits.
00:02Sketches, Davy, please.
00:04Okay. Ready, camera one...
00:05Oh!
00:06Oh shit!
00:07Oh shit!
00:13Maybe, maybe, motherfuckers,
00:15you want me to break your fucking amateur hour!
00:18Uh, okay, do we go again?
00:20Actors on their marks.
00:21My name is Lorne Michaels,
00:23I'm the producer and creator of Saturday Night.
00:26We're excited,
00:27because there's never been a television show like this.
00:30Okay, but what kind of show is it, Lorne?
00:32Do you even know what the show is?
00:33Did anyone ask Edison what a lightbulb was
00:35before he harnessed electricity?
00:38Who are you in the metaphor?
00:40Chevy Chase,
00:41Kilda Radner,
00:43Dan Ayick, uh,
00:45how the fuck do you pronounce this?
00:47Roy.
00:48These can't be the right size.
00:50Yeah, you're right, they should be a little bit smaller.
00:52Oh!
00:53Oh!
00:54Oh!
00:55Oh!
00:56And action on rehearsal.
00:58And now, weekend update.
01:01Good evening.
01:03Gentlemen, how long have you been standing there?
01:05Long enough.
01:07They want you to fail.
01:09They're betting on it.
01:10That's logical, Vic,
01:11that's why they're paying us all to be here.
01:13NBC makes more money playing reruns of The Tonight Show.
01:16I mean, Lorne, 90 minutes of live television
01:18by a group of 20-year-olds who have never made anything.
01:21Okay, so this is a bit?
01:23Look, I don't give half the shit that they do.
01:26You haven't locked the script.
01:27Your actors are missing.
01:29Have you seen John Belushi?
01:30Your crew is in open rebellion.
01:32Jesus Christ!
01:33Your kids aren't ready for primetime.
01:36Everyone down to the 8th floor now!
01:41What is this?
01:42That was kind of exciting.
01:44We need to let the audience in.
01:45Oh, you don't!
01:47Hi!
01:48What the hell is happening?
01:49Oh!
01:50I'm not going to be able to protect you.
01:52Look out!
01:56We just have to make it to air.
01:58Live from New York!
02:02The writers tied a belt around Big Bird's neck
02:04and hung him from my dressing room door.
02:07Hey, I heard about Big Bird.
02:08So sorry.
02:09Auto-erotic asphyxiation, who knew?