Middle Class Love 2022 Hindi Movie
Middle Class Love 2022 Hindi Movie
Middle Class Love 2022
Middle Class Love 2022 Movie
Entertainment world
Middle Class Love 2022
Middle Class Love 2022 Movie
Entertainment world
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00:00:00Every successful man has a woman behind him, and every middle-class man has a son on his
00:00:28shoulders, who he gives such cheap tips every day. That's why middle-class kids like us
00:00:33never become cool in life. Just like the heroines of old movies, dad's favorite word is
00:00:38BACHAO.
00:00:58Kishanchand. Jaisa naam waisa crowd. Boring. Downmarket. Kishanchand khachar bulaate
00:01:27hain. Middle-class maabab ki ummeedon ka boja uthane wale khachar, jine virasat mein
00:01:33mili hai ek khatarnak bimari. Middle-class yo sis. Aur bhai iske symptoms na hum sab
00:01:37ne dekhe hain.
00:01:40Pehle aaye, pehle aaye. Abhi ka niyam hain. College hai, late. Toh rukh chalna.
00:01:43Haan, toh mera bhi... Chal, chal, chal. Nikal.
00:01:45Meru bhi 100 kaaf hain. Mummy!
00:01:46Arre humke school mein hai kya? Mummy, mummy kar rahe hoon.
00:01:50Arre mummy, tut pehle lag chuka yaar.
00:01:52Yeh koi tarika nahi hota yaar.
00:01:56Mummy, pehle aaye toh kya? Potty bhi pehle karega?
00:01:59Arre bhabhi ji, toh 100 rupee hi hain. 12 rupee aur?
00:02:01Arre bante toh 90 the, tabhi maine tarko 100 rupee de diye.
00:02:03Achha, 10 rupee de do. 10 rupee.
00:02:05Nahi nahi mere paas. Achha, 5 rupee. Jal, last. Jal, jal, 5 rupee.
00:02:08Bhabhi ji, kya... Dhaniya birchi le na.
00:02:12Rukh, rukh. 40.
00:02:13Kya 40, baba? 40.
00:02:15Kuch aa... Kya ho gaya? Kuch nahi beta. Yeh le beta, 40.
00:02:18Baba, ghar abhi 2 gali aage. Beta, pyaar mein thoda cramp aage. Aaja chal.
00:02:21Toh main, main, saman leke chale jao?
00:02:23Pagal hai kya? Thoda pedal chalnega, thodi body ban jayegi.
00:02:26Aur kya exercise ho jayegi?
00:02:28Sala, dhaave ke 20 rupee ke aloo ke pakode, 5 star pauchte hi, rupees 369 ki potato croquettes ban jaate hain.
00:02:35Hi.
00:02:36Whole banne ke liye na, apni duniya badlani badti hai.
00:02:38Tu khachchar nahi ban sakta, Yodi. Tu ghoda hai. Race ka mehenga ghoda.
00:02:43Lek, gadha hai tu. Main gadhi ka dost, Yatichu.
00:02:47Also, FYI, Oakwood mein gadho ko admission nahi milta.
00:02:51Shit! Nahi hua?
00:02:52Hua na mere bhai. Waiting list mein.
00:02:55Main 6th, tu 7th.
00:02:57Teri cool banne ki chul chod, chup chaap chal Kishanchand.
00:03:01Anna woh bhi jayega haath se.
00:03:04Abe yaar, mera cool banne ka aur tera rapper banne ka jo dream hai na, uska the end ho jana hai Kishanchand mein.
00:03:14Cool banne ke liye na, apni duniya badlani badti hai.
00:03:16Bhai, tujhe jo sahi lagi tu kar le. Main toh apni life kahi bhi set kar sakta hoon.
00:03:21Samajhta nahi hai yaar.
00:03:23Namaste uncle.
00:03:24Namaste.
00:03:26Bashir, kitni baar kahe hai, dhande ke time pe kave ka gosa dhakke rakha kar.
00:03:30Sorry papa.
00:03:31Haan, kitni baar kahe hai uncle ne, ki choti deke mat guma kar.
00:03:34Uncle sunta hi nahi hai. Tu na uncle jaise haircut kara le.
00:03:37Tu apne kaam se kaam rak.
00:03:38Okay uncle.
00:03:39Tu 5 number ke table pe paani ki bottle rak.
00:03:42Apni marsi se tu baal set nahi kar sakta.
00:03:44Life kya ghanta set karega?
00:03:46Aur tu confident hai kyunki tere paas backup hai.
00:03:48Rapper nahi banega toh halwai ban jayega.
00:03:50Abhi meri nahi, meri papa ki dukaan hai.
00:03:54Main toh kitna hi dilenge uncle?
00:03:55Abhi, kuch bhi bolta hai yaar.
00:04:01Acha ek baat bata.
00:04:02Acha ek baat bata.
00:04:03Acha ek baat bata.
00:04:04Acha ek baat bata.
00:04:05Acha ek baat bata.
00:04:06Acha ek baat bata.
00:04:07Acha ek baat bata.
00:04:08Acha ek baat bata.
00:04:10Acha ek baat bata.
00:04:11Sachin Tendulkar ke papa kya karte the pata hai?
00:04:13Point kya hai?
00:04:14Point yeh hai ki mujhe bhi nahi pata.
00:04:16Par agar Sachin ne wohi kiya hota jo uske papa nahi kiya,
00:04:19toh kya hum ek God of Cricket milta?
00:04:21Mujhe apna kuch karna hai yaar.
00:04:23Point taken.
00:04:25My turn.
00:04:26Okay.
00:04:28Sachin Sachin tab bana,
00:04:30jab usne Lords me chhakke laga hai.
00:04:33Agar wo gali me cricket khelta rehta,
00:04:35toh kya wo God of Cricket banta?
00:04:38Oakwood apna Lords hai.
00:04:40Toh apna kar.
00:04:42Par waha kar jahaan uske value ho gayi.
00:04:45Point toh yeh bhi hai ki,
00:04:46aaj tak Oakwood me koi cancellation nahi hua.
00:04:49Don't worry.
00:04:52Iss saal Oakwood me hum teeno humein.
00:04:54Teeno?
00:04:55Tu, main aur cancellation.
00:04:57Hi, Mr. Abbas Panchal.
00:04:59Yeah, this is an information about your fees.
00:05:01Is this Himal Khanna?
00:05:02Shlok Sena?
00:05:03Hamari fees bhanne ki date postponed ho gayi hai.
00:05:05Shaina Nilkan?
00:05:06Woh hamara server down tha isliye,
00:05:08website par update nahi hua.
00:05:09Purva Chandi.
00:05:10Mande ki jegah aapko Thursday aana hai.
00:05:12Alright, I'll see you in Oakwood, hi.
00:05:15Maybe not.
00:05:17Bhai, itni aasani se bebgoob bana diya.
00:05:20Hum kaun hoti banane wale?
00:05:22Banane wale toh wo hai.
00:05:27Papa, itni bhi badi baat nahi hai.
00:05:28Bataao, kitni badi baat hai?
00:05:29Main do ghante se admin office ke bhaar beta hoon,
00:05:32aur yeh bhai sahab...
00:05:33Zara dheevay puriye, bachche padh rahe hain.
00:05:35Arre woh bachche toh padh nahi hai,
00:05:36apne bachche ki soch.
00:05:37Adi, ista bohra na?
00:05:39Come back.
00:05:40Yeh bohra pe main,
00:05:41railway station pe chod ke chala jaayega,
00:05:42soba ke chaar baje.
00:05:43Chaar baje kaun uthega?
00:05:44Chaar bola, chaar baje,
00:05:46tera baap bhi uthega beta, hath.
00:05:49Ek baat bata,
00:05:50yeh Oakwood ka farm bharne ke liye,
00:05:52tere pe paise kaha se aaye?
00:05:55Oh,
00:05:57mata shree, pranam.
00:05:59Main,
00:06:00200 rupee bachhane ke liye,
00:06:026 mahine se,
00:06:03yeh toota,
00:06:04mera chashma kaha?
00:06:05Haan,
00:06:06toota, toota hua chashma pehne ghoom raha hoon,
00:06:08aur tune ise 2000 rupee de diye?
00:06:10Kitni baar bolunga,
00:06:11ke jitni chadar ho,
00:06:12utne pyaar pasaro.
00:06:13Yaar papa,
00:06:14maine bhi toh kitni baar kaha,
00:06:15ek sahi chadar badhi le lo na.
00:06:16Baat toh bhaiya sahi hai.
00:06:17Beta,
00:06:18badi chappar leta hoon na,
00:06:19tere liye main.
00:06:20Paise detunga ek minute.
00:06:22Yeh,
00:06:23mujhe paise dega.
00:06:24Main detunga tere liye.
00:06:25Yeh toh shayad,
00:06:26toh bobs karunga main.
00:06:28Nice.
00:06:29Thank you.
00:06:30Thank you.
00:06:31Thank you.
00:06:33Are chappal se darr nahi lagta,
00:06:34Sharma ji.
00:06:35Aapki thinking se lagta hai.
00:06:38Railway station?
00:06:40Kamse kam airport toh soch lete.
00:06:43Dekho Ganesh ji,
00:06:44agar is bimaari se mujhe koi bacha sakta hai,
00:06:47toh wo hai UD Sharma khud.
00:06:49Lekin of course,
00:06:50aapki aashirwaad se.
00:06:52Toh tereko total fruit weight nikalna hai na.
00:06:54Yeah, dude.
00:06:57Yeh sab karta raha na,
00:06:58toh Kishan Chand mein admission tu bhool ja.
00:07:00Ek minute,
00:07:01Kishan Chand mein agar admission ho bhi jayega,
00:07:03toh khachari toh banega,
00:07:04bakya ke jaisa.
00:07:06Yeh giyo toh kam kar de.
00:07:07Aap kar lo main yaar.
00:07:08Haan, haan,
00:07:09teri toh VIP entry ho rahi hai na.
00:07:10Dhol bhangwa lo tere liye,
00:07:11UQP entry hone wali hai.
00:07:12Hello.
00:07:13Acha agar ho gayi toh,
00:07:14tera admission ho jata na,
00:07:15toh is table pe yaha pe,
00:07:16in sab ke meech mein murga ban ho.
00:07:18Aur tu,
00:07:19mera photo nikal liye ho,
00:07:20aur pixagram pe daal diye.
00:07:21Arre Guddu,
00:07:23Guddu,
00:07:24UT ke admission ho gaya,
00:07:25Hockwood mein.
00:07:29Hashtag,
00:07:30khachar bana murga.
00:07:34UT ke admission ho gaya,
00:07:35Hockwood mein.
00:07:42Kya ho gaya bhai?
00:07:43Koi lottery lag gaye kya?
00:07:44Arre UT ke admission ho gaya na,
00:07:45Hockwood mein.
00:07:46Abhi phone aaya tha.
00:07:47Kya baat hai?
00:07:49Arre beta kiska hai?
00:07:51Monday ko fees bharni hai,
00:07:531.5 lakh rupai.
00:07:541.5 lakh rupai?
00:07:56Papa,
00:07:57Masuri ka nahi,
00:07:58India ka best college hai yeh.
00:07:59Tati birle ke bachche waha padhne aate hai na.
00:08:01Aur pata hai,
00:08:02yaha se nikalke na,
00:08:03achievers bante log.
00:08:04Haan, haan, haan.
00:08:05Theek hai, theek hai.
00:08:06Shaab ko baat karte hain.
00:08:07Papa, please.
00:08:08Sir,
00:08:09DP badlo gaye toh,
00:08:10pixagram pe daal dunga.
00:08:11Padle.
00:08:13Budget se thoda sa bahar hai,
00:08:14lekin ho jayega.
00:08:16Main aur tum milke kar lingi,
00:08:17kya bolte ho?
00:08:18Mere tiffin ke paise toh,
00:08:19aapne aaj tak chohe nahi hai.
00:08:21Jo kitton padhe hain,
00:08:22bank mein.
00:08:23Toh uski padhai mein,
00:08:24kaam aayenge na.
00:08:25Papa, bohot joor se potty aayi hai,
00:08:26main 10 minute mein aankhe,
00:08:27pyaar dabaata hoon.
00:08:28Lockwood mein jaana hai toh,
00:08:29potty rokh le.
00:08:30Ruk gayi papa.
00:08:31Dekha, ruk gayi ki potty.
00:08:32Matlab,
00:08:33control ho jayega,
00:08:34manage ho jayega.
00:08:35Haan beta.
00:08:36Kya kahe rahe the Hockwood ke baad mein?
00:08:38Beta dekh,
00:08:39humne toh,
00:08:40Plampost ke neeche padh ke,
00:08:41apna B.A. pass kar liya.
00:08:43Lekin,
00:08:44tum log ko haq hai,
00:08:46hum se bada,
00:08:47aur betar sochne ka.
00:08:49Hain na?
00:08:50Toh,
00:08:51main aur teri mummy,
00:08:52milke kar lingi.
00:08:54Balke hum sab milke,
00:08:56un taate villon ki,
00:08:57chutti kar mein hai.
00:09:03Aisa papa,
00:09:05wo awkward nahi,
00:09:06awkward hota hai.
00:09:08Kotte,
00:09:09ek baad ka dhyaan rakhna,
00:09:11maan laga ke padhna beta.
00:09:13Papa,
00:09:14bohot maan laga ke padhunga.
00:09:15Ab dekho,
00:09:18awkward ka raja.
00:09:26Awkward high.
00:09:28Vibes bro.
00:09:29What dude?
00:09:30Jaisa naam,
00:09:31waisa crowd,
00:09:32waisa mahal.
00:09:34Yaar,
00:09:35mera bas chale to,
00:09:36iska naam rakh lo.
00:09:38Awkward high.
00:09:42Yaha ki har eet se leke,
00:09:43hawa ki har cheet tak,
00:09:44sab pe likha hai,
00:09:46cool.
00:09:48Aakhir,
00:09:49Sachin Lords,
00:09:50bhoj gaya.
00:09:54Don't worry papa,
00:09:55main sirf maan laga ke nahi,
00:09:56tan,
00:09:57maan,
00:09:58dhan,
00:09:59sab laga ke padhunga.
00:10:00Aur full marks leke aunga,
00:10:01papa,
00:10:02apne favourite subject mein.
00:10:04Saisha Oberoi,
00:10:05Masoori ki sabse popular ladki,
00:10:07sabse beautiful,
00:10:08sabse stylish.
00:10:09Jiske aate hi saare,
00:10:10hypnotise ho jaate hain.
00:10:12Coolness ki brand ambassador.
00:10:14Basically,
00:10:15jo life mujhe chahiye,
00:10:16uska VIP ticket hai yeh boss.
00:10:18Hey guys!
00:10:19Good morning!
00:10:20We're at the Fusion Salon today,
00:10:21and we're all getting new hair roots.
00:10:23Let's take a vote,
00:10:24what shall I do?
00:10:25Straight.
00:10:26Aur curly.
00:10:28Okay.
00:10:36Hi!
00:10:49Every time I see you baby,
00:10:51dil kehata kuch kardu crazy,
00:10:52ishq hai ya pagalpan ki bimari.
00:10:58Baaki saare pande jhoot,
00:10:59life mein chahiye three things root,
00:11:01music, booze aur yaara teri yaari.
00:11:04Mera jiya,
00:11:05bole hai love you piya,
00:11:07bole hai yeh kya kiya,
00:11:09na lage jiya,
00:11:10hypnotise hai tune kiya.
00:11:12Oh jiya,
00:11:13mera jiya,
00:11:14bole hai love you piya,
00:11:16na lage jiya,
00:11:17hypnotise hai tune kiya.
00:11:33Sapno ke darwaze pe,
00:11:34set hai kap se meri eyes,
00:11:36sapno mein tu hi tu hai baby,
00:11:38do you realize,
00:11:39maine kiya hai apna future,
00:11:41aisa visualize,
00:11:42tu bhi sunegi toh,
00:11:43karti rahegi fantasize.
00:11:45Every time I see you baby,
00:11:47dil kehata kuch kardu crazy,
00:11:49ishq hai ya pagalpan ki bimari.
00:11:52Baaki saare pande jhoot,
00:11:54life mein chahiye three things root,
00:11:56music, booze aur yaara teri yaari.
00:11:58Mera jiya,
00:11:59bole hai love you piya,
00:12:01baaki saare pande jhoot,
00:12:02life mein chahiye three things root,
00:12:04music, booze aur yaara teri yaari.
00:12:07Mera jiya,
00:12:08bole hai love you piya,
00:12:10bole hai yeh kya kiya,
00:12:12na lage jiya,
00:12:13hypnotise hai tune kiya.
00:12:22Tera har video viral,
00:12:23har story pe tera rule,
00:12:25DM karke bata de mujhko,
00:12:27how to be so cool.
00:12:29Aaj main tere peeche,
00:12:30tu mujhko satayegi,
00:12:32one day I promise,
00:12:33tu hi follow karne aayegi.
00:12:35Every time I see you baby,
00:12:37dil kehata kuch kardu crazy,
00:12:39ishq hai ya pagalpan ki bimari.
00:12:42Baaki saare pande jhoot,
00:12:44life mein chahiye three things root,
00:12:46music, booze aur yaara teri yaari.
00:12:49Mera jiya,
00:12:50bole hai love you piya,
00:12:52bole hai yeh kya kiya,
00:12:54na lage jiya,
00:12:55hypnotise hai tune kiya.
00:12:57Jiya mera jiya,
00:12:59bole hai love you piya,
00:13:01na lage jiya,
00:13:02hypnotise hai tune kiya.
00:13:27She just got a text,
00:13:28for class meeting.
00:13:29Yeah, she's just coming in 10 minutes.
00:13:30Hey, watch it bro.
00:13:31Are you freaking blind?
00:13:33Unfortunately,
00:13:35I am.
00:13:36Oh my god,
00:13:37so sorry.
00:13:38It's okay,
00:13:39I am sorry.
00:13:40Nahi, tum kyu sorry bol rahe ho?
00:13:41Mujhe dekhna chahiye tha.
00:13:43Aadat se ho gayi hai.
00:13:44Aaj kal toh kahin bhi jaata ho,
00:13:45apna intro bhi aise hi deta ho.
00:13:46Hi, I'm sorry,
00:13:47nice to meet you.
00:13:49Arre waah yaar,
00:13:50tum toh funny ho yaar.
00:13:51Kyu, andhi log funny nahi ho sakte hai?
00:13:53No, no, no.
00:13:54Not that, I'm...
00:13:55That's not what he meant.
00:13:56I'm just kidding.
00:13:57Oh my god.
00:13:59Please don't mind.
00:14:00My sense of humour is a little...
00:14:02dark.
00:14:05Anyway,
00:14:06yeh admin office kaha pe hai?
00:14:07Tum yaha se seedhe right jao,
00:14:08tumhe aage dekh jayega.
00:14:09Kaise dekhega?
00:14:11Nahi dekhega na?
00:14:12No, no, no.
00:14:13Sorry yaar,
00:14:14I'm genuinely sorry.
00:14:16Not again.
00:14:17I'm kidding.
00:14:18Oh my god.
00:14:19I see.
00:14:21I don't.
00:14:27Wow.
00:14:30Tumhari smile bahut khubsurat hai.
00:14:32Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:34Yeh tumhe kaise pata?
00:14:35Same class mein hone wale hai,
00:14:37toh vibe aa jaati hai.
00:14:40Sixth sense.
00:14:42Tum Yatichu ho?
00:14:43No, I'm Alex.
00:14:44Oh.
00:14:45Hi, I'm UD.
00:14:46Aur tum?
00:14:47I'm Saisha.
00:14:48Just a sec.
00:14:49Hi Saisha.
00:14:50Wow.
00:14:51Tumhari grip toh kaafi mazboot hai.
00:14:53Aur body bhi achi banayi hai tumne.
00:14:55UD!
00:14:56Scooter se chaavi kaun tera baap nikalega?
00:15:02Sixth sense.
00:15:04Are you freaking kidding me?
00:15:06Kabse toh bol raha hoon,
00:15:07I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
00:15:09In fact, main jahaan bhi jaata hoon na,
00:15:10aaj kal yeh hi bolta hoon.
00:15:11Hi, I'm kidding.
00:15:12Shut up.
00:15:13You really thought this is gonna work on Saisha, bro?
00:15:17So cheap and cheesy, dude.
00:15:22Yeh kahan jaa rahe hain?
00:15:23Pagal ho gaya kya?
00:15:24Pagal ho gaya kya?
00:15:25Pagal ho gaya kya?
00:15:27Tu andar hai.
00:15:28Kyun?
00:15:29Tu tujhe dikha nahi ki main andha hoon, gade.
00:15:30Abey, UD is a chit technique.
00:15:31Abey, UD is a chit technique.
00:15:32Jati churt?
00:15:33Yeh Saisha Oberoi se chep hoke tu
00:15:34tu cool ban jaayega.
00:15:35Yeh Saisha Oberoi se chep hoke tu
00:15:36cool ban jaayega.
00:15:37Mere bro, tu samajh nahi raha hai.
00:15:38Jis khatarnak bimaari se hum guzar rahe na,
00:15:39Aan, middle classiosis.
00:15:40Correct.
00:15:41Wo ladki uska chalta phirta
00:15:42vaccination hai.
00:15:43Don't worry, bro.
00:15:44You got Saisha Oberoi's boyfriend, right?
00:15:46You came on her Instagram and entered her circle, right?
00:15:48After that, your brother is the coolest guy in Om Masuri.
00:15:53Life is from here to here.
00:15:56Don't you want to play cricket in a lodge?
00:16:00You play.
00:16:02Our game is different.
00:16:04The day is over.
00:16:05Saishu, it's evening.
00:16:07Saishu, let me go.
00:16:09I have to go to the bathroom.
00:16:11Then go.
00:16:14Nice, nice, nice.
00:16:19Hey, what's up?
00:16:21Hi.
00:16:22I know, right?
00:16:23That's it.
00:16:38Is that Ash?
00:16:41What a guy!
00:16:45Just ignore her.
00:16:46Please, Aisha.
00:16:49Guys, I'll just be back.
00:16:52Okay.
00:16:55Yeah, yeah, sure. I'll do it.
00:16:57Are you mad?
00:17:03Hi.
00:17:04Actually, my mom told me to sit on the right on the first day of college.
00:17:07According to Vastu.
00:17:09Otherwise, I'll fail.
00:17:10Okay, so I'll fail.
00:17:11Why will you fail?
00:17:12I'll teach you properly.
00:17:13High five.
00:17:14Thanks.
00:17:37Hey, Sai.
00:17:43What?
00:17:52Actually, my mom told me to sit on the right on the first day of college.
00:17:54I got confused.
00:17:55Listen, I'm not interested.
00:17:56Huh?
00:17:57I know what you're trying to do.
00:17:58Behave yourself.
00:18:00Hey, I don't try on woodpeckers.
00:18:02Why don't I try on poison before I try on you?
00:18:04Should I bring it?
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:06Two samosas with chutney and Pepsi.
00:18:07Get lost.
00:18:08Asshole.
00:18:09You're an asshole.
00:18:10Get lost.
00:18:14Did you just take my picture?
00:18:15You're in my picture.
00:18:16Delete it right now.
00:18:17Who are you giving the picture to?
00:18:18I'm your father's servant.
00:18:19How dare you take my picture?
00:18:20Like this.
00:18:22Don't.
00:18:23My phone.
00:18:24Are you mad?
00:18:25How can I take your picture?
00:18:26My phone.
00:18:28My phone.
00:18:30Good morning, everyone.
00:18:33I said, good morning.
00:18:36That's nice.
00:18:37I really hope you all are having a nice day today.
00:18:41Hello.
00:18:42Hello.
00:18:43Excuse me.
00:18:45You broke my phone.
00:18:47Look, I'm talking to you politely.
00:18:49You broke my phone.
00:18:50Now give me Rs. 500 on the screen.
00:18:51Your phone isn't worth Rs. 500.
00:18:53I won't give you a single rupee.
00:18:54Oh, attitude.
00:18:55Hello.
00:18:56Hey, parrot fairy.
00:18:58I'm talking to you.
00:18:59Hariharan.
00:19:00If you weren't a girl,
00:19:01I would've punched you and broken your teeth.
00:19:03Excuse me.
00:19:06Give me my money.
00:19:07Look.
00:19:08Give me my money back
00:19:09or I'll complain to the police.
00:19:10You don't know who my father is.
00:19:12He has to sit with the commissioner.
00:19:14I'll get him arrested.
00:19:15I'm telling you.
00:19:17Hey, parrot fairy.
00:19:18Stop.
00:19:19I'm talking to you.
00:19:20No matter how much you act innocent,
00:19:21I'll get the money.
00:19:22That was my new phone.
00:19:24I'm talking to you.
00:19:26Excuse me.
00:19:29What are you looking at?
00:19:30I'm talking to you.
00:19:37You broke my phone.
00:19:39That's a lie.
00:19:40You will pay for this.
00:19:41Why will I pay for this?
00:19:42You will pay for this.
00:19:43Om Namah Shivaya.
00:19:44Do you do lab?
00:19:45I do slap.
00:19:47Look, brothers.
00:19:48Those who troll others,
00:19:50what happens to them?
00:19:51They create their own memes.
00:19:52Just get lost.
00:19:53Come on, it's your bad day.
00:19:54I'll deal with you tomorrow.
00:19:55Five divisions in our college
00:19:56and out of all of the five,
00:19:57Ash had to be in my class.
00:20:00Your Sicilian pizza, ma'am.
00:20:01Thank you.
00:20:02Gluten free.
00:20:05First photo.
00:20:06Hey, yes.
00:20:09Hmm.
00:20:12Will you check this out?
00:20:13Ooh.
00:20:15What is wrong with this idiot?
00:20:17The blind guy.
00:20:19Bro, she'll delete your comment.
00:20:21Leave it.
00:20:22She's way out of your league.
00:20:23Okay.
00:20:25Son, my dad is a bank manager.
00:20:26And your dad is a confectioner.
00:20:27So?
00:20:28So there must be something
00:20:29going on in our league.
00:20:31And even if we meet,
00:20:32what will happen?
00:20:33First a Chow meme,
00:20:34then a movie, then a marriage.
00:20:35Then we'll have a small UD.
00:20:37Then I'll get a Choti Bindi girl
00:20:38and she'll get a Salwar Kameez girl.
00:20:39Then there'll be one more Khachar.
00:20:41I'll curse my parents.
00:20:42My son will curse me.
00:20:43His son will curse him.
00:20:44His son will curse him.
00:20:45His son will curse him.
00:20:46So we'll have to break this circle.
00:20:47That's right.
00:20:48From a scooter to Maruti,
00:20:49Maruti to Mercedes,
00:20:50it's a middle class struggle.
00:20:51Break the circle.
00:20:52But there's no shortcut in that.
00:20:54Babaji,
00:20:55there are shortcuts
00:20:56so that you can reach your goal fast.
00:20:58And the view from the balcony
00:20:59of a tall house is divine.
00:21:00Look, son.
00:21:01Look, bro,
00:21:02that's Saisha's balcony.
00:21:03You just watch.
00:21:04Saisha herself will give me
00:21:05her blessing.
00:21:06Saisha herself will call me
00:21:07to her balcony.
00:21:09What do you say,
00:21:10Masoori's Gully Boy?
00:21:12Bitter sugar.
00:21:13Bitter sweets,
00:21:14my brother.
00:21:15Your two favourite people
00:21:16in your class.
00:21:17A for Ash
00:21:18and B for that blind guy.
00:21:19Ew.
00:21:20Come on,
00:21:21tell me something.
00:21:22It's been a long time
00:21:23since I heard you rap.
00:21:24Not now.
00:21:25Later.
00:21:26Stop it.
00:21:27I'll slap you.
00:21:28Come on, tell me.
00:21:29Okay.
00:21:34What's up?
00:21:36What's up?
00:21:37What's up?
00:21:38What's up?
00:21:39What's up?
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00:22:00What's up?
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00:22:12What's up?
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00:22:21What's up?
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00:22:24What's up?
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00:22:27What's up?
00:22:28What's up?
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00:22:33What's up?
00:22:34What's up?
00:22:35What's up?
00:22:36What's up?
00:22:37What's up, bro?
00:22:38What YouTube?
00:22:39I've written this for us both.
00:22:40We'll talk about it when we get ready.
00:22:41Shut up, idiot.
00:22:42How do you get the same one-liners every time?
00:22:44You have come to get closer, so get close.
00:22:47What is home to you?
00:22:48Wrap on a grand stage.
00:22:49And what's home to me?
00:22:50Pretend to be Saisha Oberoi during the concert.
00:22:53We'll get close.
00:22:56Sullivan!
00:22:58It is true, definitely a thousand likes!
00:22:59Good morning Saisha!
00:23:01Lifted your body up.
00:23:02So, Baba was right, right? Yoga will be like this only.
00:23:06Digestion.
00:23:08You had pizza yesterday, I had Chole Bhature.
00:23:18Listen, I have a fantastic proposal for you.
00:23:22I will get you a boyfriend.
00:23:25Wow!
00:23:26Life will be set. We will have fun.
00:23:28We are a perfect fit.
00:23:29Really?
00:23:30You have pizza, I have Chole Bhature.
00:23:32You have pasta, I have Paneer. You are hot, I am cool.
00:23:34We will be the best couple.
00:23:39Desi boys and classy girls are always a super hit.
00:23:42Look at Ranveer and Deepika.
00:23:44Yuvraj and Hizal. Beauty and Saisha.
00:23:46I am telling you, you won't get a guy like me.
00:23:49I can do anything for you, Saisha. Anything.
00:23:52On top of that, I look like Kumar Gaurav to mom.
00:23:54And I dance like Hrithik Roshan.
00:23:56And the song?
00:23:57I am Masoori's Justin Bieber.
00:23:59You have seen my sense of humor.
00:24:01Look at my confidence.
00:24:03Even after the joke flopped yesterday, I came to make you my girlfriend today.
00:24:06Oh shit!
00:24:07Really?
00:24:08It's not difficult to get a boyfriend like me.
00:24:11It's impossible.
00:24:12What do you think about this offer?
00:24:14You are going to pay for this.
00:24:17How much?
00:24:24Shoot! Shoot!
00:24:25Shoot! Shoot!
00:24:27Oh shit!
00:24:29Shitty!
00:24:31That girl is totally off.
00:24:33She has gone mad.
00:24:35She is jealous of expensive things.
00:24:37She breaks my phone and makes me throw your car.
00:24:39Hug what?
00:24:41Hug whatty?
00:24:43Potty? You know potty?
00:24:45You can do anything for me, right?
00:24:48Of course.
00:24:50Are you sure?
00:24:52You can't back out.
00:24:53I can't back out.
00:24:55You want to be my boyfriend, right?
00:24:57What?
00:24:59You want to be my boyfriend, right?
00:25:01It's a yes, not a no.
00:25:03Alright. Done.
00:25:05Done?
00:25:07Should I update the status?
00:25:09Patience, my friend.
00:25:11If I want to make you my girlfriend, I will have to date Ash first.
00:25:14What? He is crazy.
00:25:16Even if his profile is the last one on the tender, I won't right swipe.
00:25:19He will have to date.
00:25:20You will have to make space for her.
00:25:23You have to hook up with her.
00:25:26And then, make sure you break her heart.
00:25:29I want to see her cry.
00:25:31Wait a minute. What is this scheme?
00:25:33It's not a scheme.
00:25:35But it's not that easy to date Saisha Oberoi.
00:25:43Think about it.
00:25:45And let me know.
00:25:47Why are you so irritated early in the morning?
00:25:49Guess who is in my class.
00:25:51Who is it? Tell me.
00:25:53In my class...
00:25:55One second.
00:25:57Aryan.
00:25:59Yes, Dr. Desai.
00:26:01Aryan, where is your blazer?
00:26:03Aryan, finish your food.
00:26:05No, no. Actually, my son.
00:26:07Yes, exactly. I'll do that.
00:26:09Ash.
00:26:11Yes, mom.
00:26:13I have two surgeries today and an extra class.
00:26:14Yeah, it's okay.
00:26:16Bye, mom.
00:26:18Bye, son.
00:26:20Let's go.
00:26:22Sister, who is in your class?
00:26:24No one.
00:26:26Whatever it is, if he bothers me, I'll lock him in the toilet.
00:26:28Bandya, tie your shoelaces.
00:26:30So, son, how is it going?
00:26:32Do the kids come?
00:26:34Dad, forget the college.
00:26:36If you see the parking, you'll go crazy.
00:26:38This big sports car is in the queue.
00:26:40It looks like a 5 star hotel parking.
00:26:42Listen, my scooter broke down.
00:26:44I'll come to your college.
00:26:46I'll wait in the parking.
00:26:48We'll come together.
00:26:50We'll save a lot of auto fare.
00:26:52What am I doing, dad?
00:26:54I'll come to the office.
00:26:56You don't come to college.
00:26:58You'll save all the fare.
00:27:00UD, aren't you getting late?
00:27:02Yes, I'm getting late.
00:27:04Just a minute.
00:27:06Take it.
00:27:08Bye, bye, bye.
00:27:10UD, UD.
00:27:12Wait, wait.
00:27:14I have to go to the toilet.
00:27:16Really?
00:27:18Okay, take it out.
00:27:20Bye.
00:27:22Income tax rate of 35 rupees?
00:27:32Bye, see you.
00:27:34I'll come to pick you up.
00:27:36Excuse me.
00:27:38Hello.
00:27:40Listen.
00:27:42It was my new phone.
00:27:44Please give me my money.
00:27:46Shut up, beggar.
00:27:48Who did you call a beggar?
00:27:50Get lost.
00:27:52Give me my 500 rupees.
00:27:54Or I'll break your phone.
00:27:56Touch it.
00:27:58Or I'll break your face.
00:28:00Right back at you.
00:28:02I'll see you after class.
00:28:03Do your work.
00:28:05Excuse me, where's the Zumba class?
00:28:07It's in the south block.
00:28:09And 5, 6, 7, go.
00:28:111, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
00:28:15Again.
00:28:171, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
00:28:20Energy.
00:28:221, 2, 3, hands up.
00:28:24And up.
00:28:26Let's go.
00:28:281, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
00:28:30Change.
00:28:311, 2, 3, and left.
00:28:33And right.
00:28:35Change.
00:28:371, 2, 3, move it.
00:28:395, 6, 7, 8.
00:28:41And it's done, guys.
00:28:43Thank you.
00:28:45How are you, bro?
00:28:47What's up?
00:28:52Give me 500 rupees.
00:28:57I'll be right back.
00:29:02Fuck you.
00:29:06Hi.
00:29:07Hi.
00:29:14So?
00:29:17What did you think?
00:29:19About what?
00:29:20About us, stupid.
00:29:22You know, like, I'm Zumba, you're Bhangra.
00:29:26Like fusion.
00:29:32Did Saishan kiss Yudi?
00:29:34Yes.
00:29:36Let me know.
00:29:57Well done, Yudi boy.
00:29:58Well done, Yudi boy.
00:30:00Well done, Yudi.
00:30:01Well done, Yudi.
00:30:02Well done, Yudi.
00:30:03Well done, Yudi.
00:30:05Well done, Yudi.
00:30:07Jealous, bro.
00:30:09Yeah, but isn't it wrong to break Ash's heart
00:30:11for Saisha to be your girlfriend?
00:30:13Whether it's Ash's heart or a buffalo's heart,
00:30:16if she becomes my girlfriend,
00:30:19I can only think of one thing.
00:30:21What difference does it make?
00:30:23And she's just waiting for Yudi to come
00:30:25and propose to me.
00:30:26He'll propose to her.
00:30:27He'll take her home as his bride.
00:30:29Yeah, man.
00:30:30If it was a normal girl, I'd have wooed her.
00:30:32But how do I woo this witch?
00:30:35Ask Shreemati.
00:30:40Hey, Shree.
00:30:41How to impress a girl?
00:30:44Hey, Shree.
00:30:45How to impress a very rude girl?
00:30:47Six ways to impress a rude girl.
00:30:53Ashna?
00:30:55Hello.
00:30:56I need to talk to you, Ashna.
00:30:57Wait.
00:31:02Excuse me.
00:31:03I think that we...
00:31:04I don't believe this.
00:31:05How dare you walk into the girls' room?
00:31:06Just listen to me.
00:31:07Why am I even surprised?
00:31:08Actually, I know guys like you very well.
00:31:10You're sticking to me on the pretext of Rs. 500.
00:31:12Actually, guys like you are the ones
00:31:13who weren't taught manners by their parents
00:31:15by slapping them twice in their childhood.
00:31:17Will you listen to me once?
00:31:18Someone else will listen to you.
00:31:19And you'll be bloody sorry for this.
00:31:22Assface.
00:31:25You have to apologize.
00:31:28I'm sorry, ma'am.
00:31:29Don't apologize to me.
00:31:30Apologize to her.
00:31:31Ma'am, just let it be.
00:31:32It's okay.
00:31:33No, it's not okay.
00:31:34It's not acceptable, Ashna.
00:31:39What were you doing in the boys' room?
00:31:41And now you're blaming her?
00:31:43Did you break her phone?
00:31:45Ma'am, actually, I didn't break the phone.
00:31:47I dropped it.
00:31:48Sometimes, I make a mistake.
00:31:50So...
00:31:51It's time for my lecture.
00:31:53So, may I please go?
00:31:55Thank you.
00:32:03Listen, I'm extremely sorry.
00:32:05It's okay.
00:32:06I shouldn't have judged you.
00:32:08What's your problem?
00:32:09You think I'm hitting on you.
00:32:10Then you broke my phone.
00:32:11Then you want to break my face.
00:32:12We're just in the same class.
00:32:14That's it.
00:32:16You're very rude.
00:32:19I'm extremely sorry.
00:32:24So much overacting.
00:32:28You're so cheap.
00:32:29And cheesy.
00:32:31Good, right?
00:32:32Definitely not bad.
00:32:40My pizza!
00:32:41Shut up.
00:32:42What are you doing?
00:32:45Can I have a cold drink, please?
00:32:48Give it to me. I'll take it.
00:32:49No, I'll take it.
00:32:51It's my work. I'll take it.
00:32:53You should do your own work.
00:32:55It's okay. I'll take it.
00:32:56You'll like it if someone feeds you.
00:32:59No?
00:33:00Let's go.
00:33:08Excuse me.
00:33:09The washroom is that way.
00:33:12Excuse me.
00:33:13I'm your father's servant.
00:33:15You can keep it.
00:33:21Thank you.
00:33:48Need help?
00:33:49No, thanks. I'll manage.
00:33:53Listen.
00:33:55Don't act like a hero.
00:33:57Take my scooter.
00:33:58I'll take yours.
00:33:59I'll get it fixed by evening.
00:34:01No, let it be. Thank you.
00:34:02I know we had a bad start.
00:34:04You said sorry.
00:34:05I agreed.
00:34:06It's all okay.
00:34:07Let bygones be bygones.
00:34:09We'll be in the same class for three years.
00:34:12It's okay.
00:34:13Take my scooter.
00:34:14I'll take yours.
00:34:16Listen.
00:34:19This is for the phone.
00:34:20You broke the screen guard.
00:34:22You're so fair.
00:34:23It's okay.
00:34:24It's done.
00:34:25I don't want it.
00:34:26Otherwise, I won't give you the scooter.
00:34:32This is only because you're insisting.
00:34:36Thank you.
00:34:40Listen.
00:34:41Where will you come in the car?
00:34:43Give me your number.
00:34:44I'll send you the location.
00:34:459739
00:34:474243
00:34:5069
00:35:01What are you saying?
00:35:02Your scooter is fixed.
00:35:04How much?
00:35:05Rs. 600.
00:35:06Just Rs. 600?
00:35:07I paid Rs. 100 for it.
00:35:09I know.
00:35:10I'll pay you Rs. 350.
00:35:11Here's Rs. 500.
00:35:12Here's Rs. 50.
00:35:13Good job.
00:35:15Listen.
00:35:16You'll hurt someone.
00:35:18Don't do it.
00:35:19Sir.
00:35:20When a plane flies,
00:35:21it doesn't think about the runway.
00:35:23Are you Ash Runway?
00:35:24No.
00:35:25I'm the plane.
00:35:26I have to fly.
00:35:27Fly.
00:35:28Fly very high.
00:35:29Above the stratosphere.
00:35:30I got a message.
00:35:31I got a message.
00:35:32I got a message.
00:35:33I got a message.
00:35:38Oh, man.
00:35:40The circle broke.
00:35:41I told you.
00:35:42Saisha will call me to her balcony.
00:35:45That's great.
00:35:49Oh, man.
00:35:51Oh, man.
00:35:53Oh, man.
00:35:55If the entrance is like this,
00:35:57how will the balcony be?
00:36:09Excuse me.
00:36:10Is this the pub?
00:36:11Yes, sir.
00:36:13I'm just going to keep it here.
00:36:15For two minutes.
00:36:16I'll be right back.
00:36:17Thank you so much.
00:36:18Sir, please.
00:36:19Sir.
00:36:23Wow.
00:36:25This is called a balcony.
00:36:37Ladies and gentlemen.
00:36:41I'm your DJ.
00:36:42DJ.
00:36:46Pump it up, yo.
00:36:47Pump it up.
00:36:48Pump it up.
00:36:49Say, pump it up.
00:36:57Hi, Udi.
00:36:58Oh, the flying bananas.
00:36:59Come.
00:37:03Come, come, come.
00:37:04Sit.
00:37:05Take a seat.
00:37:06Saisha, you were right.
00:37:08He's on time.
00:37:09Yeah.
00:37:10We've all been waiting for you.
00:37:11We've been waiting a long time, man.
00:37:12So, by the way, these are my cousins, Rahil and Riya.
00:37:14Those are my friends, Monalika and Chukku.
00:37:16These are Alex and Naina.
00:37:17You know them already.
00:37:18And guys, this is the famous and most unbelievable Udi.
00:37:24I've been telling them how on the first day of college
00:37:27you did the blind man gag just to impress me.
00:37:29Unbelievable.
00:37:30I still don't believe it.
00:37:31I still don't believe it.
00:37:32See, none of them believe me.
00:37:34And I was like, okay.
00:37:35I'll call them right now.
00:37:36You guys see for yourselves.
00:37:38And they were like, oh.
00:37:39You'll call them and they'll come?
00:37:40And I said, whenever I call them, Udi will come.
00:37:44And look, Udi.
00:37:45You're here.
00:37:46Whoa.
00:37:49Cheers, Udi.
00:37:50Cheers.
00:37:52To the party clout.
00:37:53Come on, Udi.
00:37:54Let's watch the action replay.
00:37:55Oh, yeah.
00:37:56It'll be so much fun.
00:37:58No, no, no.
00:37:59Come on.
00:38:00Come on, Udi.
00:38:01You have to do it.
00:38:02Come on.
00:38:03Udi is Udi.
00:38:04Come on.
00:38:05Why not?
00:38:06Both will do it.
00:38:07Both will do it together, guys.
00:38:09For you all.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Come on, bro.
00:38:12Come on.
00:38:13Udi, Udi.
00:38:14Udi, Udi.
00:38:15Udi, Udi.
00:38:16Udi, Udi.
00:38:17Action.
00:38:18Where's your spirit?
00:38:21Are you freaking blind?
00:38:26Unfortunately, yes, I am.
00:38:28Oh, my God.
00:38:29I'm sorry.
00:38:31It's okay.
00:38:32I'm sorry.
00:38:35First go, Udi.
00:38:36First go.
00:38:39Come on, guys.
00:38:40Give it up for him.
00:38:43Come, come, come.
00:38:47I told you, guys.
00:38:48He's quite the joker, isn't he?
00:38:51Kidding.
00:38:53You believe me, right?
00:38:54Exactly.
00:38:55Yes, sure.
00:38:56Thank you.
00:38:57No, no.
00:38:58No, no.
00:38:59It's okay.
00:39:00I'll pay.
00:39:01It's on me, guys.
00:39:02Come on.
00:39:03Saisha, we all will chip in.
00:39:04Of course.
00:39:05All right.
00:39:06All right.
00:39:07So, Mr. Googly.
00:39:08That's it.
00:39:09Cool.
00:39:10Bye.
00:39:11Just keep it here.
00:39:12Yup.
00:39:13And 15.
00:39:14Thank you.
00:39:15Here, that's mine.
00:39:16Thank you, guys.
00:39:19Come on, Udi.
00:39:20Let's go.
00:39:21Let's go.
00:39:22Yeah, yeah.
00:39:26Come on, let's go.
00:39:27Come on, come on, people.
00:39:28Let's go.
00:39:30Yeah, I know.
00:39:31So good.
00:39:34You okay?
00:39:35Yeah.
00:39:36Are you sure?
00:39:37Yes, sir.
00:39:38I'm telling you.
00:39:39G9 is much better.
00:39:40Sir, your lunchboxes.
00:39:41Sir.
00:39:42I don't have my lunchboxes.
00:39:43Sir, you had them.
00:39:44You said you'd take them back.
00:39:46Bro, I don't have my lunchboxes.
00:39:47Someone else has them.
00:39:48Sir, don't say that so soon.
00:39:49I don't look that bad.
00:39:51I'm a joker.
00:39:52I create a scene here.
00:39:54I told you I don't have my lunchboxes.
00:39:56Bloody fools.
00:40:00What happened?
00:40:01So, the food arrived an hour late.
00:40:03After that, you dropped 1500 rupees on the way.
00:40:06Dad, I made a mistake.
00:40:07What do I do now?
00:40:09Just tell us that you took 2000 rupees from Khanna for the lunchbox.
00:40:13Out of that, you dropped 1500 rupees.
00:40:15Why didn't you drop the remaining 500?
00:40:17That...
00:40:18That was in the other pocket.
00:40:20Okay.
00:40:21I'll return the 1500.
00:40:23You'll return it?
00:40:24Will you steal?
00:40:25Will you rob?
00:40:26Do you have it?
00:40:27How can you say that to a kid?
00:40:29Didn't you drop 500 rupees when you were taking out the handkerchief from your pocket?
00:40:32You dropped it, didn't you?
00:40:33You make a mistake.
00:40:34Shut up.
00:40:35Don't take advantage of him.
00:40:36He's losing his mind.
00:40:37And listen to me.
00:40:38Look, Jodi.
00:40:39Son, it takes a lot of hard work to earn money.
00:40:42Got it?
00:40:43Go to your room now.
00:40:44Go.
00:40:45Go, son.
00:40:47Have you eaten, son?
00:40:50Put some butter in the lentil.
00:40:56You spent that money, didn't you?
00:40:58Money is meant to be spent.
00:41:00Mothers make breakfast every morning, don't they?
00:41:03That's when they spend their money.
00:41:05Yes, so parents give their children money to spend.
00:41:07They give as much as they can afford.
00:41:10Who decided the amount?
00:41:12Did I decide it?
00:41:13Don't I feel like spending 2-500 rupees with my friends?
00:41:16Is it wrong?
00:41:17Don't I feel like it?
00:41:19There won't be a value of 500 rupees in your pocket.
00:41:21It's in this house.
00:41:22I like it.
00:41:23Studying tuition early in the morning.
00:41:25Brother, you're great.
00:41:26You're great.
00:41:27You'll only misbehave.
00:41:28I'm misbehaving.
00:41:29Because I'm not you.
00:41:30You study if you want to.
00:41:31I don't want to.
00:41:33I don't want to be like my father.
00:41:34You can never be like your father.
00:41:35I don't want to be like him.
00:41:37I want a better life.
00:41:38I want to think big.
00:41:39I can't study the menu from right to left like my father.
00:41:42You have an exam tomorrow.
00:41:43Focus.
00:41:44You have to come first.
00:41:45You're Kishan's hero.
00:41:46Go to sleep before I slap you.
00:41:50UD.
00:41:51UD.
00:41:52Take this.
00:41:53And listen.
00:41:54Don't be late for dinner, son.
00:41:55Please.
00:41:56Yes, mom.
00:41:57Yes, son.
00:41:59My tea.
00:42:00I'll get it.
00:42:01Look.
00:42:03Listen, son.
00:42:06The money fell.
00:42:07It's possible that it fell.
00:42:09I'll bear the loss.
00:42:12But don't ever lie to me.
00:42:18If I find out that you lied to me,
00:42:20I'll be very sad, son.
00:42:22I'll feel that
00:42:24there's something missing in my upbringing.
00:42:28Yes, dad.
00:42:29Can I leave?
00:42:36The money fell.
00:42:38It's possible that it fell.
00:42:40I'll bear the loss.
00:42:43But don't ever
00:42:45lie to me.
00:42:58UD.
00:42:59UD.
00:43:00UD.
00:43:01UD.
00:43:02UD.
00:43:03UD.
00:43:04UD.
00:43:05UD.
00:43:06UD.
00:43:07UD.
00:43:08UD.
00:43:09UD.
00:43:10UD.
00:43:11UD.
00:43:12UD.
00:43:16It's working fine.
00:43:20You even fixed the dent.
00:43:23How much do I owe you?
00:43:24Nothing.
00:43:25Why?
00:43:26Didn't I tell you? The mechanic is my friend.
00:43:28Please thank him.
00:43:29Yeah.
00:43:30Bye.
00:43:31Sure, bye.
00:43:32Bye.
00:43:34Where are you going?
00:43:36I'm thanking Mr. Ganesh.
00:43:38Because you didn't scold me today.
00:43:45Listen.
00:43:48You don't have to say it.
00:43:50Two is fine.
00:43:52Eyes are fine.
00:43:54Two is not fine.
00:43:57One more advice.
00:43:58Don't ride your scooter to reach somewhere.
00:44:01Ride it sometimes.
00:44:02Watch the full moon.
00:44:03Watch the sunset.
00:44:04Ride it in the rain.
00:44:05Ride it to enjoy the cool breeze.
00:44:07Meet new people.
00:44:08Go to new places.
00:44:09Don't think about the destination.
00:44:11Just enjoy the ride.
00:44:12And smile.
00:44:15You're welcome.
00:44:17Thanks.
00:44:18Your smile is very ugly.
00:44:20Your entire face is ugly.
00:44:22Thank you so much.
00:44:27Really?
00:44:28That doesn't sound like Ash at all.
00:44:31But great progress, UD.
00:44:32Thanks.
00:44:34I'm stuck on point five.
00:44:36Do what she likes.
00:44:37Like what she does.
00:44:39The witch is neither on FB nor Pixta.
00:44:41How will she know what she likes and dislikes?
00:44:45Do what she likes.
00:44:50She has a friend.
00:44:51She meets him at night.
00:44:53She meets him at night.
00:44:55Alone.
00:44:57Her friend.
00:44:59She meets him at night.
00:45:00Alone.
00:45:04Are you really in love with her?
00:45:08Aren't you jealous?
00:45:10I'm dying of jealousy, UD.
00:45:13Don't die.
00:45:14What will I do without you in this life, Saisha?
00:45:16I'll be left alone.
00:45:18You're crazy.
00:45:21Is this your ringtone?
00:45:22This is a reminder, stupid.
00:45:25You're such a big shot.
00:45:27A reminder to eat toffee?
00:45:29Wow!
00:45:31This isn't toffee.
00:45:33These are my anxiety pills.
00:45:35Why is Saisha so anxious?
00:45:37Why?
00:45:38Isn't Saisha a bad person?
00:45:40You are the Saisha of Roy.
00:45:44The coolest girl in all of Masoori.
00:45:47People yearn to talk to you.
00:45:49To spend time with you.
00:45:51Who knew I'd sit here with you in Oakwood and chill?
00:45:55Guys are jealous of me when they see me with you.
00:45:59Can't you smell it?
00:46:01People come here to study and make a career.
00:46:05I've come only for you.
00:46:07You're very special.
00:46:09And I am crazy about you.
00:46:13You'll keep your promise, won't you?
00:46:17You'll make me your boyfriend, won't you?
00:46:21Oh my God, Yuri!
00:46:23Are you blushing?
00:46:29Well...
00:46:31I was a little shy in front of Saisha.
00:46:35But now...
00:46:37I've made up my mind.
00:46:39I'm a little shy in front of Saisha.
00:46:47You're really Mr. Cheesy.
00:46:50But it made you smile.
00:46:56So, you meet our girls at night, right?
00:47:01Alone.
00:47:03Should I take your female dogs on a date?
00:47:05Is that okay with you?
00:47:06Crazy!
00:47:08Why don't you go on a date?
00:47:10Give each other a love bite.
00:47:11Yuri!
00:47:12What are you doing here?
00:47:13Are you stalking me?
00:47:16Didn't you find a new line to flirt?
00:47:19So 90s!
00:47:20I'll flirt with you.
00:47:21Of course.
00:47:22It's such a bad day for me.
00:47:23Okay, take the tiffin out of my bag.
00:47:25I come here every day.
00:47:27I've never seen you before.
00:47:29I come here to feed Charlie.
00:47:31Charlie knows this, right?
00:47:33Me and Charlie are very good friends.
00:47:35I was telling you.
00:47:36A crazy rude girl comes to feed me.
00:47:39She feeds me well.
00:47:40That's why I tolerate her.
00:47:41Otherwise...
00:47:42Otherwise what?
00:47:43Otherwise I smile at her and eat.
00:47:45Who's flirting now?
00:47:47Charlie is flirting.
00:47:48I didn't say that.
00:47:50Charlie, listen.
00:47:51Have dinner with Yuri today.
00:47:53I have to go.
00:47:54Feed him this and bring the tiffin tomorrow.
00:47:57Okay.
00:47:58You stay with me.
00:47:59You're set with me.
00:48:00Here, eat this.
00:48:01Ah!
00:48:04What happened?
00:48:05I forgot the house keys inside the house.
00:48:10Oh!
00:48:12So, ring the bell.
00:48:15Mom's early morning surgery and my brother.
00:48:17The whole world will wake up but he won't.
00:48:20Oh!
00:48:21So what's the plan?
00:48:22The plan is that I'll wait outside the house till morning.
00:48:26It's better if you wait here with me.
00:48:28I'll give you company.
00:48:30But what will we do?
00:48:32We'll roam around, dance and sing.
00:48:34We'll have fun.
00:48:36Roaming around is fine.
00:48:37But I don't dance well.
00:48:38It's not dance.
00:48:39It should be fun.
00:48:41Whether you do it well or not.
00:48:43You just do yours.
00:48:44Okay.
00:49:14Okay.
00:49:15Let's go.
00:49:44Let's go.
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00:51:11She dances horribly.
00:51:12You lied as well.
00:51:13I'll have a good time.
00:51:15I had a great time.
00:51:19Thank you.
00:51:26Dogs!
00:51:27Why are you in a rush?
00:51:28Why come home so early for curry?
00:51:30Aloo paratha,
00:51:31bondi dish,
00:51:32cheese.
00:51:34You tried my brand International Chinese cuisine out there.
00:51:37Maddie Spice!
00:51:38You inhaled the carbon dioxide of some crazy person at home.
00:51:40Here, you ate fresh air and flew in the open sky with Mr. UD.
00:51:44It was cute and funny like Bugs Bunny.
00:51:46I agree you didn't get enough sleep.
00:51:48You'll get some dark circles.
00:51:50But a crow can't turn into a pigeon no matter how much powder it applies.
00:51:53I'm a crow.
00:51:54Yeah.
00:51:55But you hang out with a pigeon, you become a pigeon.
00:52:01This crow will always remember this night.
00:52:03Me too.
00:52:04Thank you.
00:52:08What happened?
00:52:10When you touched me, I felt an electric shock.
00:52:13Buzz off.
00:52:14If you hug me, you'll die.
00:52:16In that case, I've lived long enough.
00:52:20Come on.
00:52:21Let's go.
00:52:25Let's go. Bye.
00:52:26Bye.
00:52:34Thank you. Thank you so much, guys. Thank you.
00:52:37So, I'm looking for a future ex-girlfriend right now.
00:52:40So that she can be my best friend later.
00:52:42Let's make her a present first.
00:52:44How can we not?
00:52:45You guys are so mean.
00:52:47Still, thank you.
00:52:48Make me your girlfriend.
00:52:50Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:52:52So, next up is our friend UD.
00:52:54With some extra cheese.
00:52:55Be careful.
00:52:56I'm feeling hungry.
00:52:58UD. UD. UD.
00:53:00Come on. How much will you eat?
00:53:01Come on.
00:53:02How much will you eat?
00:53:04UD. UD. UD.
00:53:07UD. UD. UD.
00:53:08How much will you eat, UD?
00:53:09This hat is a loan.
00:53:10You can throw eggs and tomatoes to save yourself.
00:53:13What will you do with it?
00:53:14Tell me something.
00:53:14Are you more happy that I'm here to do stand-up comedy
00:53:17or that Alex's act is finally over?
00:53:20Listen to me. Listen to me.
00:53:22He had a girlfriend named Hunnar.
00:53:25Really?
00:53:25And Hunnar used to forget her wallet every time.
00:53:30She used to come to him on every date.
00:53:31She used to say, Alex, baby, I forgot my wallet.
00:53:34Please pay my bill and take my heart.
00:53:36My father didn't come.
00:53:37After saying baby, Alex became a saint.
00:53:40And even after a week, the story didn't end.
00:53:44Then she came.
00:53:45She said, baby, I forgot my wallet again.
00:53:47Can you please lend me a thousand rupees?
00:53:49Then Alex came.
00:53:51He took out his wallet.
00:53:53He opened it.
00:53:53He took out a note worth 20 rupees.
00:53:55What?
00:53:57He held it in his hand and said, sister, go home.
00:53:58Go and get your wallet.
00:54:04After that, neither did the rickshaw come back,
00:54:06nor did the wallet come back, nor did the girl come back.
00:54:11Now, I'll move on to the second story.
00:54:13Okay.
00:54:13This is the second story of my brother, Oshir Pannu.
00:54:17Now, it's your turn.
00:54:18Oshir Paji fell in love with a girl.
00:54:21Okay.
00:54:22That girl's name was Juhi.
00:54:23Juhi?
00:54:25Juhi like rice.
00:54:26My friend went crazy.
00:54:30Then finally, he lost his courage.
00:54:32He went to her.
00:54:33Come here.
00:54:35Does he have courage?
00:54:36Juhi, I love you.
00:54:39I am in love with you, totally.
00:54:43Do you know what Juhi said?
00:54:44What?
00:54:45Juhi said, I am not totally.
00:54:48You are totally.
00:54:49Your father is totally.
00:54:51Your mother is totally.
00:54:53And after hearing this answer,
00:54:55Oshir Pannu totally.
00:54:57I...
00:54:58Honestly, I want to tell you something from the bottom of my heart.
00:55:00I met a girl because of whom
00:55:03I started believing in love stories again.
00:55:04Oh!
00:55:06Who is she?
00:55:07I will introduce you to her.
00:55:09Have patience, kids.
00:55:11Who is she?
00:55:13She is a girl, right? Tell us.
00:55:15Who is she? It's not that important right now.
00:55:17Right now.
00:55:18What's important is that I can do anything for this girl.
00:55:21Oh!
00:55:23Can you make a tattoo?
00:55:24I can make a tattoo from her dog to the milkman.
00:55:27Oh!
00:55:28Hail!
00:55:30I can be Ghajini in her love.
00:55:33If she says yes, I will become Ranveer Singh.
00:55:37Yes.
00:55:39And if she says no,
00:55:41I will become Kabir Singh.
00:55:45He has sent a message.
00:55:46He has sent a message.
00:55:47He has sent a message.
00:55:49Wow!
00:55:51For whom do you want to become Kabir Singh?
00:55:53Kabir Singh.
00:55:55That girl is right here.
00:55:56You think I am flirting with you.
00:55:58Then you broke my phone.
00:55:59Then you want to break my face.
00:56:00Come on, tell us.
00:56:01You are very rude.
00:56:02How long will you create suspense?
00:56:04Okay, fine. I have created enough suspense.
00:56:06I have created enough suspense.
00:56:08Now I want to invite that girl here with me.
00:56:11What invitation?
00:56:12I know we had a bad start.
00:56:14Now you said sorry and I agreed.
00:56:16It's all okay.
00:56:17What's done is done.
00:56:18Who is it? Don't waste time.
00:56:20Who is it?
00:56:21Who is it?
00:56:22I will always remember this night of this crow.
00:56:24Me too.
00:56:25That girl is Ashna.
00:56:28Ashna Tripathi.
00:56:30Ashna.
00:56:34I love you, Ash.
00:56:35Ashna, Ashna, beautiful Ashna.
00:56:42Ashna, Ashna, beautiful Ashna.
00:56:47I spend my days with you.
00:56:50I spend my evenings with you.
00:56:53I spend my nights with you.
00:56:57I breathe with you all my life.
00:57:04Did she just slap him?
00:57:06Oh my God.
00:57:07She just slapped him.
00:57:09Oh my God.
00:57:10Not done.
00:57:11So unexpected.
00:57:27When did I think my life would change like this?
00:57:30Everything was so good.
00:57:32A good husband, two lovely kids.
00:57:35But tobacco changed everything.
00:57:38Now this spreading cancer will have to be cut off from my face.
00:57:46Nothing will be the same as before.
00:57:49I am really very sorry, Udi.
00:57:51It's okay, Saisha.
00:57:54No, you had to get embarrassed in front of everyone because of me.
00:57:58I should have known.
00:58:00She is like that.
00:58:02She doesn't know how to respect anyone.
00:58:04Your problem is not my problem.
00:58:07I am not your problem.
00:58:09You are my problem.
00:58:10I am not your problem.
00:58:12I am your problem.
00:58:14I am your problem.
00:58:15I am your problem.
00:58:16I am your problem.
00:58:18What is your problem?
00:58:20I mean, where did you get so much animosity from?
00:58:24We were best friends.
00:58:26Until I met Rahul.
00:58:29Yes?
00:58:30How?
00:58:31Excuse me?
00:58:32I mean, how? I mean, who are you?
00:58:34Rahul!
00:58:35Hi, Ash.
00:58:36Hi, how are you?
00:58:37Very good. How are you?
00:58:38I am good. Come inside.
00:58:39He doesn't flirt with you, does he?
00:58:40Excuse me?
00:58:41I am used to it.
00:58:42Rascal.
00:58:43Rascal.
00:58:46Rahul, she is my best friend, Saisha.
00:58:48Nice to meet you.
00:58:49Hi.
00:58:50He is my boyfriend.
00:58:51We used to chill together during the holidays.
00:58:53And it was so much fun with Rahul around.
00:58:56Many boys flirt with me.
00:58:58But Rahul was different.
00:59:00He was matured, intelligent and funny.
00:59:05Everything I was looking for in a boyfriend.
00:59:08He made me feel really special.
00:59:11I was just so happy.
00:59:13I totally fell for him.
00:59:15I love you, Rahul!
00:59:17Rahul!
00:59:19I was sure we were getting into a relationship that day.
00:59:23You didn't tell me you were leaving today.
00:59:25Yes, I forgot about it yesterday.
00:59:27I have a flight at 4.
00:59:29So, when do I see you next?
00:59:31I will call you.
00:59:33Rahul?
00:59:33It's time.
00:59:35Am I missing something?
00:59:39Look, Saisha.
00:59:41I am sorry.
00:59:42Sorry for what?
00:59:45Nothing serious, Saisha.
00:59:46It's just that Ash felt that because you are Saisha Oberoi
00:59:50you are out of my league.
00:59:52And there is no way that you and me...
00:59:56But it did happen, right?
00:59:59See, this was just a bet.
01:00:01And we have been betting like this since childhood.
01:00:04And this was not for you.
01:00:06It is for me.
01:00:07I had to prove it to myself
01:00:10that no girl was out of my league.
01:00:15And you also had fun, right?
01:00:17Didn't you?
01:00:19Saisha, stop crying.
01:00:21You will be fine.
01:00:22You will just get over it.
01:00:25Be careful.
01:00:26I am leaving. Where are you?
01:00:28You are always on the phone.
01:00:29I am coming.
01:00:31Bye.
01:00:32Say bye to uncle and aunt.
01:00:35Anything else?
01:00:35That's it.
01:00:36Bye.
01:00:36Bye, Saisha. Take care of yourself.
01:00:38Have a safe flight.
01:00:39Yeah.
01:00:39Bye.
01:00:44Oh!
01:00:45Have you ever missed me and cried?
01:00:46Scoundrel!
01:00:48I was completely shattered.
01:00:50Rahul broke my heart.
01:00:52But my best friend broke my trust.
01:00:54By betting on me.
01:00:59But I am no better, UD.
01:01:02I am doing exactly the same with you.
01:01:06I am so sorry, UD.
01:01:08I dragged you into this mess.
01:01:10No. Listen, Saisha. It's okay.
01:01:11It's not.
01:01:12No. It's really okay.
01:01:15UD, let's just call this thing off.
01:01:17Let's call this bet off.
01:01:19I don't want to do this anymore.
01:01:20Wait a minute. What do you mean?
01:01:25Impressing Ash and convincing him.
01:01:27Cancel everything?
01:01:28Cancel everything.
01:01:30Good, no?
01:01:31Yeah. Yeah.
01:01:31Okay. But...
01:01:33Then what about us?
01:01:37We'll obviously remain friends.
01:01:39We'll chill. You're a fun guy, UD.
01:01:41Wait a minute.
01:01:43Confirm?
01:01:44Sure.
01:01:45Come on.
01:01:46Oh, my God! Come on.
01:01:47Listen.
01:01:48Let's take a selfie since we're friends.
01:01:50With your phone.
01:01:51Ready.
01:01:52Yeah. Correct. With your phone.
01:01:53My phone is broken.
01:01:54Are you uploading this photo on your Instagram?
01:01:58To...
01:02:00our...
01:02:01new...
01:02:02friendship.
01:02:06What?
01:02:07Friendship.
01:02:11UD, you're back.
01:02:14UD.
01:02:16You didn't give me those boxes today.
01:02:17Poor Guddu had to go get them.
01:02:20And Mr. Khanna has already said
01:02:22we'll just close if he's late for a meal.
01:02:27Mom.
01:02:29I think we should hire a delivery boy.
01:02:31Right?
01:02:32Delivery boy?
01:02:34UD.
01:02:35The delivery boy will have to pay for it.
01:02:38You mean I'm here for free?
01:02:39Then do what you said.
01:02:40What do you mean free?
01:02:41Everyone does it for the family.
01:02:42Dad does it, Guddu does his tuitions.
01:02:44Isn't this your own house?
01:02:46It is, mom, but now I go to Oakwood.
01:02:48Now if someone sees me roaming around with boxes on my scooter,
01:02:50what will they think? Think about it.
01:02:51What will they think, son?
01:02:53He does it for his family.
01:02:54So there shouldn't be any shame in it.
01:02:56Mom, your tiffin boxes,
01:02:58I'll carry the World Cup on my head.
01:03:00Do you think there's papad in my bag?
01:03:02Books have pickles on them?
01:03:04I can't do it anymore.
01:03:06You can't?
01:03:07What do you mean you can't?
01:03:08How can you not do it?
01:03:09If you don't do it, our business will shut down.
01:03:11Then shut it down.
01:03:12We're not making millions.
01:03:14How can we shut it down?
01:03:15We've been doing this business for 10 years.
01:03:17Let's shut it down.
01:03:22Okay, thank you.
01:03:24For sending me to such a good college.
01:03:26But let me study properly now.
01:03:29I'll concentrate now.
01:03:31I'll focus.
01:03:32You've studied, right?
01:03:51I didn't realize when I made you a delivery boy.
01:03:56It's my fault.
01:03:59Just study.
01:04:02Study hard.
01:04:04Okay?
01:04:13Wow!
01:04:16So neat!
01:04:17Let me take a picture.
01:04:24Hey, Saisha!
01:04:25Yeah?
01:04:26I'm paying.
01:04:27No, you're not.
01:04:28Of course I'm paying.
01:04:29One second.
01:04:33Excuse me, change?
01:04:34There were only two hairs.
01:04:35This much?
01:04:36It's a streak, sir.
01:04:37Oh, it's a streak.
01:04:38Yeah, for the streak.
01:04:39Correct.
01:04:51My summer plans are always fishy.
01:04:54Last time, we didn't go to America.
01:04:56This time, we're not going to China.
01:04:59What are you laughing at?
01:05:04Hey, have you seen Aish?
01:05:06No.
01:05:07Have a seat.
01:05:08I'll be right back.
01:05:28Hey!
01:05:43Charlie!
01:05:45Your sister is coming to feed you.
01:05:48What if I have to get slapped again?
01:05:51Hi, Charlie.
01:05:54I'm really sorry.
01:05:56I overreacted, didn't I?
01:05:58Charlie, tell your sister that I'm also sorry.
01:06:01And it's okay.
01:06:02No, it's not okay.
01:06:04No, it's really okay.
01:06:05Don't worry.
01:06:06One second.
01:06:07What okay?
01:06:08What did he say to me in front of everyone, Charlie?
01:06:10I love you.
01:06:11Tell me one thing.
01:06:12Do you really love me?
01:06:15I mean...
01:06:16Wow!
01:06:17Charlie doesn't even have an answer.
01:06:19He doesn't even know if he loves me or not.
01:06:22No, I mean...
01:06:23I wanted to impress you.
01:06:24By asking on the internet?
01:06:25Really?
01:06:26I mean...
01:06:27My dad is not a Casanova, isn't he, Charlie?
01:06:30My brother is not a doodoo.
01:06:32How would I know?
01:06:33And anyway, you were almost impressed.
01:06:35You saw my phone.
01:06:37That's it.
01:06:38Yuri, please.
01:06:40Be serious sometimes in life.
01:06:42I really thought we were friends.
01:06:44Next time, try honesty.
01:06:47Okay.
01:06:48One minute.
01:06:49Hold this.
01:06:51Charlie, I'm really sorry.
01:06:53But I don't like dogs at all.
01:06:57Such an a**hole.
01:06:58And I was the one who cut your scooter's pipe.
01:07:00And I got it fixed with your 500 bucks.
01:07:03And I'm not sorry about that
01:07:04because I like spending time with you.
01:07:08And I missed you.
01:07:12Liar.
01:07:15I missed you too.
01:07:18Bro, what are you doing?
01:07:20You're in Saisha's circle now.
01:07:22So why are you meeting Ash?
01:07:23What do you mean?
01:07:24The bet is over.
01:07:25The friendship is not over.
01:07:27She's a good friend of mine.
01:07:28Just like you and me.
01:07:29We're in the same class.
01:07:30And besides, it's very clear in my mind
01:07:31that I want to make Saisha my girlfriend.
01:07:35Look, Yuri.
01:07:36I like Saisha because
01:07:38for a little while,
01:07:39she makes you forget your reality.
01:07:41Pannu, I'm not a kid.
01:07:43I know what I'm doing.
01:07:44Listen to me.
01:07:46Saisha told me her story.
01:07:48But the way Saisha is telling it,
01:07:49there's no such Ash.
01:07:50Whatever the problem is between them,
01:07:52there's a missing link.
01:07:53I want their problem to be solved.
01:07:54And once their problem is solved,
01:07:56I'll stop talking to Ash.
01:08:00You're such a liar.
01:08:03We were talking about honesty, right?
01:08:04So now tell me what happened.
01:08:07It was my mistake.
01:08:09I shouldn't have made that stupid bet.
01:08:12Which bet?
01:08:14Are you single?
01:08:15Who said that?
01:08:16Him.
01:08:17The TV guy.
01:08:18No, bro.
01:08:19He's single.
01:08:20And way out of your league.
01:08:23Do you know a lot about my league?
01:08:26I don't know about your league.
01:08:28But I know my best friend well.
01:08:30I know her taste.
01:08:31And you don't fit in.
01:08:33Are you a spoon or a best friend?
01:08:35Did you pass or fail in Maths?
01:08:37Listen.
01:08:38She won't be impressed.
01:08:39You'll be very depressed.
01:08:40So stay away.
01:08:44Okay.
01:08:45Let's do one thing.
01:08:47Before I leave,
01:08:49let's see
01:08:51who gets impressed
01:08:53and
01:08:54who gets depressed.
01:08:56We'll see.
01:08:57Do you want to bet?
01:08:59Fine.
01:09:02Rahul came for a month.
01:09:03And the three of us used to chill together.
01:09:06When they became friends,
01:09:07Yuri, really.
01:09:09I forgot about the bet.
01:09:10But I don't know
01:09:11how Rahul took that bet on his ego.
01:09:13I didn't even realize
01:09:14when and how
01:09:16he won Saisha's heart by impressing her.
01:09:19They got very close
01:09:20in a very short time.
01:09:23And when I realized
01:09:24that Saisha was getting
01:09:25too serious for Rahul,
01:09:27I wanted to stop it.
01:09:28Okay, enough.
01:09:29I'm very hungry.
01:09:30Do you want to eat something?
01:09:31No.
01:09:32Why?
01:09:35Rahul, she's getting serious.
01:09:37Stop it.
01:09:38We played this bet as a joke.
01:09:40You stop fooling around with her.
01:09:41I'll go tell her right now.
01:09:43No, no, no.
01:09:44Ash, please.
01:09:45Please don't do this.
01:09:46Don't do this.
01:09:47Why do you think I'm joking?
01:09:48I know
01:09:49we played this bet as a joke.
01:09:50But now I'm getting serious.
01:09:51I like her.
01:09:52In fact,
01:09:53I feel
01:09:54I'm falling in love with her.
01:09:56You're not lying, right?
01:09:57Of course not.
01:09:58I swear.
01:09:59If this goes on,
01:10:00we might get into a relationship.
01:10:02Rahul, listen.
01:10:03Saisha is very dear to me.
01:10:05She's my best friend.
01:10:06I don't want her to get hurt.
01:10:09You won't hurt her, right?
01:10:10I won't, Ash.
01:10:11You can trust me, little sister.
01:10:12Please, nothing like this is going to happen.
01:10:14Promise me.
01:10:15We both like each other
01:10:16and I promise you
01:10:17it won't happen.
01:10:18You have my word.
01:10:19Why didn't you tell Saisha?
01:10:20Why didn't you tell Saisha?
01:10:22After what Saisha did to me,
01:10:23I didn't even want to see her face.
01:10:25Really?
01:10:26Have you ever missed me and cried?
01:10:30Whom should I miss?
01:10:32The one who pretends to be my best friend 24x7?
01:10:36Or the one who bets on my awareness?
01:10:40How dare you call yourself a friend?
01:10:43You get me dumped by your freaking cousin?
01:10:46What?
01:10:47Rahul dumped you?
01:10:48Huh?
01:10:49I can't believe this.
01:10:50Let me just call him.
01:10:51No, no, no, no, please!
01:10:52You don't have to do me this favor.
01:10:54Ash,
01:10:56I don't need you and your bullshit.
01:10:59Who are you?
01:11:01You're nobody except a freaking parasite
01:11:04who feeds off me.
01:11:05Right?
01:11:07People know you because you're with me.
01:11:10Girls make friends with you
01:11:11because they want my number.
01:11:14Otherwise, no one would even look at you.
01:11:17Your name is Ashna Tripathi
01:11:18but your identity is Saisha's best friend.
01:11:21Oops, sorry.
01:11:23Voss.
01:11:24Wow.
01:11:25All these years of friendship
01:11:26and this is what you think of me?
01:11:28Yes.
01:11:29You think I'm feeding off you?
01:11:30You are.
01:11:31You think I'm a parasite?
01:11:33Aren't you?
01:11:34Really, Saisha?
01:11:35Your freaking face makes me sick.
01:11:37You disgust me.
01:11:38If I make you sick,
01:11:39get the heck out of my house.
01:11:40I will gladly get the heck out of this house
01:11:42and your life.
01:11:45Let's try and see you get one of your own.
01:11:50I had no clue
01:11:52that Saisha thinks like that about me.
01:11:55If she could,
01:11:56she would do exactly what I did to her by mistake.
01:12:03She doesn't look like that kind of girl.
01:12:04How do you know?
01:12:08She's in the same class.
01:12:09She comes to pick up her wife.
01:12:14I cried for a month.
01:12:17I had decided
01:12:18that I would never make any friends.
01:12:21So, what am I?
01:12:24You?
01:12:25You're a pigeon.
01:12:34Bro,
01:12:35read people's comments.
01:12:37A lot of people are liking my rap, star.
01:12:39You were worrying for no reason.
01:12:41Thank you.
01:12:43Saisha is here.
01:12:44Hi!
01:12:45Hi!
01:12:47Sit down.
01:12:48Don't look back.
01:12:49What happened?
01:12:50Ash.
01:12:51How far is it?
01:12:52T-minus 10 seconds.
01:12:53Nine.
01:12:54Eight.
01:12:55Seven.
01:12:59I'm sorry, bro.
01:13:01Please forgive me.
01:13:02You forgave him.
01:13:03You're such a coward.
01:13:08How could you do this, you idiot?
01:13:10How could you touch me?
01:13:13What did I do?
01:13:15Listen, everyone.
01:13:16You secretly click pictures of a girl in class.
01:13:19Fine, I'll do it.
01:13:20What's your problem?
01:13:22She's my friend.
01:13:23You can't do this.
01:13:24She's my love.
01:13:25I can do anything.
01:13:26She's my friend.
01:13:28She's my love.
01:13:29I didn't love her.
01:13:30I was jealous.
01:13:31Sorry, sorry.
01:13:32I'll buy you ice cream tonight.
01:13:33Double chocolate chip.
01:13:34I came to this college for that girl.
01:13:36Stop!
01:13:38You follow a girl?
01:13:39You cheap boy!
01:13:41UD!
01:13:42Stop him!
01:13:44Get lost!
01:13:45Get out of here!
01:13:46Take him away!
01:13:48Don't mess with me!
01:13:53Get lost!
01:13:54I don't want to talk to anyone.
01:13:56I'm pissed off.
01:13:58Has he lost it?
01:13:59Get lost!
01:14:06Hormonal imbalance.
01:14:08But looking at Pannu,
01:14:09doesn't it seem
01:14:10that his puberty has been delayed?
01:14:13If he didn't get puberty,
01:14:14that doesn't mean
01:14:15he can secretly click pictures of you.
01:14:17Anyway, I'll just tell him
01:14:18I'm not interested, right?
01:14:21But for my sake,
01:14:22don't stop talking to him.
01:14:23I've decided
01:14:24that I won't talk to him
01:14:25until he apologizes to you.
01:14:26That's it.
01:14:27I can see you're hurting.
01:14:30And I know the pain of
01:14:31losing a best friend.
01:14:33Yes.
01:14:35Even Ash misses you.
01:14:38How do you know?
01:14:40We're in the same class,
01:14:41so I get a vibe.
01:14:44You don't have to fight
01:14:45with your best friend for me.
01:14:47I do.
01:14:52For you,
01:14:54I can fight
01:14:55anywhere,
01:14:56with anyone,
01:14:57anytime.
01:15:04How sweet.
01:15:35Khamushiyon mein
01:15:38Shor bhar diya
01:15:42Lagne lage tum
01:15:45Apne hume
01:15:48Haan de chuke hai
01:15:52Deli ye tumhe
01:15:55Pehli khushbu
01:15:57Pehla jaadu
01:15:59Pehli yaad
01:16:02Pehli baarish
01:16:03Pehli khwahish
01:16:05Pehli pyaar
01:16:08Naya pyaar hai
01:16:10Naya eh saas
01:16:15Naya pyaar hai
01:16:17Naya eh saas
01:16:34Tum se dil lagi mein
01:16:38Tum se dosti mein
01:16:41Dil jaane kaise kho gaya
01:16:48Tha jo mera hi
01:16:51Kyun anjaan ban kar
01:16:54Yeh toh bas tera ho ke rah gaya
01:17:01Lekin hua jo
01:17:05Hona hi tha
01:17:08Beka suko ye
01:17:11Khona hi tha
01:17:15Bas hai tasali
01:17:18Humko yahi
01:17:21Tum se hai achha
01:17:24Koi nahi
01:17:28Pehla armaan
01:17:30Pehli jumbish
01:17:32Pehli yaad
01:17:35Pehli chahat
01:17:36Pehli barkat
01:17:38Pehli pyaas
01:17:42Naya pyaar hai
01:17:44Naya eh saas
01:17:48Naya pyaar hai
01:17:50Naya eh saas
01:17:55Naya pyaar hai
01:17:56Naya eh saas
01:18:08Aunty
01:18:09Aarey aarey aarey aarey
01:18:10Aunty
01:18:13Aunty
01:18:14Namaste
01:18:15Aapke liye mitha hai
01:18:16Yeh kisliye mitha hai
01:18:17Main bata aata hun
01:18:18UD hai ghar pe
01:18:19Haan ghar pe apne kamre mein
01:18:20Eh saas
01:18:23Yeh
01:18:25Anarkali ki jagat chhip ke liye kyu aayi
01:18:27Apna karenge pe 8 million views hai
01:18:29It's viral
01:18:30Pagal pan hai
01:18:31Emerging talent of Masoori pe
01:18:32Mujhe perform karne ke liye kulaya hai bro
01:18:36Apna
01:18:37Duniya ki chhod hum apna karenge
01:18:38Dil ki sunenge hum apna karenge
01:18:41Come on
01:18:45Duniya ki chhod hum apna karenge
01:18:47Dil ki sunenge hum apna karenge
01:18:49Hai yaar mera saab sahi jaage se ladenge
01:18:52Main aise perform nahi kar shakta
01:18:55Zyada senti mat ho
01:18:56Pannu ko rest karne de
01:18:58Aur bitta sugar ko aan de
01:19:02Thanks baba
01:19:03Oh wait
01:19:04By the way
01:19:05Bhooli ka
01:19:07Mere show ke 2 VIP passes
01:19:10Sunday 8 baje
01:19:11Wasn't surprised?
01:19:13Re yaar
01:19:14Phir bahi baat
01:19:16Agar bata diya toh surprise kaise hoga
01:19:19But I need to decide what to wear
01:19:21Like kaha jaane hai usse saab se
01:19:23Okay
01:19:27So sir movie jaate
01:19:29Movie?
01:19:31That's a surprise
01:19:34Haan maine socha yaar
01:19:35Bahut din se movie nahi gaye
01:19:36Toh movie dekh lete
01:19:38Why don't we go to a club instead?
01:19:40Like dress up, party
01:19:43Club?
01:19:44Ya
01:19:45Couple banke jaa sakte hain
01:19:48Main hot tum cool
01:19:49Main fire tum eyes
01:19:53Killer combo no?
01:19:54Oh shit
01:19:56Shit
01:19:57Nahi killer combo hai
01:19:59But
01:20:00I forgot ki na mummy ko mamaji ke paas leke jaana
01:20:03Sunday ko
01:20:04It's okay, chill
01:20:06But next Sunday we're going out
01:20:07And no cancelling
01:20:08Pakka
01:20:10College parties
01:20:11They're so cliche
01:20:12Mujhe soch ke weird lag raha hai
01:20:16Crazy crowd, loud music
01:20:17No way
01:20:18Bar counter pe sab log
01:20:19Free daaru ke liye ladenge
01:20:23Phir pool mein ek dusre ko dhakka denge
01:20:26Ek kohne mein ladkiya ulti kar rahi hongi
01:20:28Aur unke boyfriends
01:20:29Unke baal pakad ke khade hongi
01:20:30Toh main hoon na tumhare baal pakadne ke liye
01:20:34Tum boyfriend ho mere?
01:20:38Hmm?
01:20:39Doh ting din se tiffin nahi jaa rahe hain
01:20:41Kya Khanna, Mehra
01:20:42Yeh toh
01:20:43Vrat mein hai kya?
01:20:44Nahi
01:20:45Mere khane se bore ho gaye hain
01:20:46Kahin aur se manga rahe hain aaj kal
01:20:48UD ne kuch kiya kya?
01:20:50Papa, pichle
01:20:51Pandhra din se ek bhi din
01:20:52Khana time pe nahi gaye hain
01:20:53Kabhi kisi ka jaata hai
01:20:54Kabhi jaata hi nahi hai
01:20:55Manday ko sir ka tyre puncture ho gaya
01:20:57Sab sunaate toh mummy ko hi hai na
01:20:59Isme UD kaan se aagaya beech mein?
01:21:00Wo toh chup chaap bag mein
01:21:01Dabbe rakhe
01:21:02Jahaan kahti hoon chala jaata hai
01:21:04Bag ke andar
01:21:05Kitabon mein achar ke daag lag jaate hain
01:21:07Delivery boy thoda na hai wo?
01:21:09Agar hamara khane kisi ko pasand nahi hai
01:21:11Toh us bachi kya kya khusus mein?
01:21:12Naya college hai, badhai hai
01:21:14Humko bhi samajhna chahiye na kuch
01:21:17Samajh toh main raha ho
01:21:19Hai ka naam chala
01:21:23Kisko tha bata ki chudel bhi hot lag sakte hai
01:21:27Aur bhekaari bhi cute lag sakte hai
01:21:31Toh ab tujhe UD ke saath
01:21:32Club and all jaana hai
01:21:33Madam ki khwaish bhi
01:21:34Baad bad nahi rahi hai
01:21:36Mujhe lagta hai
01:21:37Wo achha dancer ho gaye
01:21:38Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:39Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:40Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:41Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:42Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:43Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:44Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:45Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:46Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:47Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:48Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:49Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:50Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:51Aapko bhi bhi
01:21:52Pyaar yaar toh nahi ho gaya babe
01:21:54Pyaar is a very big word
01:21:57But I like spending time with him
01:21:59Aar ban math
01:22:00Main dekha hai class mein
01:22:01Kaise usko mudh mudh ke dekhti hai
01:22:03From hate to like to love
01:22:05Yaar Tricia love story
01:22:07Two shots
01:22:09Oh yeah
01:22:10Let's go
01:22:12One more
01:22:14Bebdi saali
01:22:15Cheers hain toh wait kar leti
01:22:17Cheers
01:22:34Itna hi miss kari toh ask him to come homa na
01:22:36Aayu uski family commitment hai
01:22:38But
01:22:40Guess who's going on a date next weekend
01:22:44Klishay klishay bolte
01:22:46Sab toh kar liya
01:22:48Chal jhuti
01:22:50She is not jhuti
01:22:52She is sachi
01:22:54And she likes klishay
01:22:56Lucky
01:23:00Yuri tu pagal hai kya
01:23:02It's freezing
01:23:05You idiot
01:23:06I'm gonna kill you
01:23:08It's so cold
01:23:09Zyada boli na toh susu kar dunga main
01:23:11Maini toh kar bhi di
01:23:12Sheesh gandhi
01:23:15Yuri
01:23:17Humne
01:23:18Sare klishay follow kar liya nahi
01:23:21Nahi
01:23:27Ek baat hi hai
01:23:32Oolti
01:23:34Sheesh yaar Yuri saali
01:23:36Pagal hai
01:23:43Tujhe oolti karna hai na
01:23:45Chal hum milke oolti karte hain
01:23:49Main tere baal pakhnunga
01:24:07Wow
01:24:09Tumne toh badi asaali se se bata liya
01:24:12Saisha
01:24:13Tum yaha kya kar rahi ho
01:24:15I'm just here to meet my boyfriend Yuri
01:24:18Saisha hum baad mein baat karein please
01:24:20Yuri
01:24:22Tum Saisha ke boyfriend ho
01:24:24Let me explain
01:24:25Kya bol rahi hai yeh
01:24:26Main bataati ho
01:24:28Rahul sir
01:24:30Main bataati ho
01:24:32Rahul sir
01:24:33Main bataati ho
01:24:35Rahul yaad hai
01:24:37Wo ghatiya bet yaad hai
01:24:38Jo Rahul ke saath tumne mujhpe lagayi thi
01:24:40Saisha please
01:24:42Isi same bet maini Yuri ke saath lagayi thi
01:24:45To date you
01:24:46Dump you
01:24:48And break your heart
01:24:49Saisha please
01:24:50Par heart toh tab break hota hai na Ash
01:24:53Jab heart ho
01:24:54Kyun Ash
01:24:56Well done Yuri
01:25:00But we don't need to do this any longer
01:25:02Just dump her
01:25:06Aur apna status update kar do
01:25:08You're officially Saisha Oberoi's boyfriend from today
01:25:15And now
01:25:16We are even
01:25:22Ash
01:25:23Please
01:25:25Ash
01:25:27Saisha
01:25:30Saisha yaar hum kal baat kar sakte the
01:25:31I'm really sorry
01:25:32Main toh tumhe jaanti bhi nahi thi
01:25:36Tum hi aaye na mere paas
01:25:40Tumne bol bol kar mujhe yaqeen dila diya that you love me
01:25:44And you're crazy about me Yuri
01:25:48Tumhara pahalwa jaisa pyaar dekh ke
01:25:51I also fell for you
01:25:53Mujhe bhi tumse pyaar ho gaya Yuri
01:25:57Tumhari girlfriend ban na chahti ho
01:26:04Kya tum mere boyfriend banoge
01:26:07Tum banoge mere boyfriend
01:26:16Toh deez hai Shubh Roy
01:26:20Sab se raste hain
01:26:22Mere saath time spend karne ke liye
01:26:24Aur aaj tum mere saath yaha par gade ho
01:26:27Par mere phir bhi kitni akeli ho
01:26:32Why?
01:26:33Kyu?
01:26:34Why me?
01:26:35I'm sorry
01:26:37Kyu kiya tumne mere saath aisa Yuri
01:26:40Mere kya hikaran pata
01:26:42And next we have upcoming rap star
01:26:45Bitter Sugar
01:26:47For you guys
01:26:49Come on
01:26:50Bitter Sugar
01:26:51Come on
01:26:53Aaj tu khada hai jis mode pe
01:26:55Us mode pe koi bacha saath nahi
01:26:57Nahi duniya jo rakhi tune odh ke
01:26:59Uske paas tere dard ka ilaj nahi
01:27:01Jo bhi paaya tune teri hi karni thi
01:27:03Aur ab soche sahi sab kuch karne ki
01:27:05Yahi wada tha apna karenge hum
01:27:07Par jo dil toote teri hi marzi thi
01:27:09Aur ab khud ko tu dhund raha tukdo mein
01:27:11Kya mai keh du kya rakha hai dukdo mein
01:27:13Jo tu sach mein hai dikha seena taan ke
01:27:15Man mein jaan khud ko tu pehchaan le
01:27:18Tu kaun hai pehchaan le
01:27:21Khud ko tu jaan le
01:27:22Tu kaun hai pehchaan le
01:27:25Khud ko tu jaan le
01:27:26Tu kaun hai pehchaan le
01:27:29Khud ko tu jaan le
01:27:30Tu kaun hai pehchaan le
01:27:33Khud ko tu jaan le
01:27:34Tu kaun hai pehchaan le
01:27:51Sharma ji
01:27:54Time dekha aapne
01:27:57Nahi chal kya raha hai tere demang mein
01:27:59Humko bhi toh pata lage
01:28:01Phone karte hai toh tu phone nahi uthata
01:28:03Maa khaana bana ke ghar mein rakhti hai
01:28:05Tu bhaar se khaan ke aata hai
01:28:07Roj itna khaana phekhna padta hai
01:28:092 baje raat ko tu ghar aata hai
01:28:11Yeh ghar hai ya dharamshala
01:28:14Sorry papa
01:28:16Sorry ka chod
01:28:17Main tutse baat kar raha hoon
01:28:18Sorry ka chod
01:28:19Main tutse baat kar raha hoon
01:28:20Samjha
01:28:25Teri itni himmat
01:28:27Sharaap pi ke aaye tu
01:28:28Main samjha do
01:28:29Arey tune samjha hai hota
01:28:30Toh aaj yeh din nahi dekhna padta
01:28:33Seeli jaagti rehti hai na raat raat bhar
01:28:35Isi ki chinta mein hum mare jaa rahe hain na
01:28:37Aur hum taras rahe hain
01:28:38Humari bhi chinta koi kar le
01:28:40Lekin nahi
01:28:41Abhi toh sahab jaade
01:28:42Sharaap pi ke aayenge
01:28:45Madam
01:28:46Bahut
01:28:46Nahi
01:28:47Bahut badi galti ho gaye
01:28:48Isko aakar ban daal ke
01:28:49Sanskaar bhool gaye apne
01:28:51Yeh yeh
01:28:52Yeh kya hai yeh
01:28:53Haan
01:28:54Yeh kapde
01:28:55Yeh shakal
01:28:57Yeh baal
01:29:00Tujhe nahi bhaichanta
01:29:01Main toh meri aulaad hi nahi hai
01:29:04Aap kya Sharma ji
01:29:07Main khudko nahi bhaichan ba raha
01:29:08Bhaar nikal
01:29:09Abhi nikal bhaise bhaar
01:29:11Shruti
01:29:12Shruti
01:29:13Arey chhodo chko
01:29:14Chhodo chhodo
01:29:15Chhodo chhodo
01:29:16Chhodo
01:29:17Toh aap sojo please
01:29:19Chaliye aap andar chaliye
01:29:21Chaliye
01:29:22Sala putta
01:29:24Students
01:29:26Is saal Christmas party mein
01:29:27We will be raising funds
01:29:28For the Palak NGO
01:29:30Principal ma'am ka target hai
01:29:31Ki aap sab milke
01:29:33Ek fundraiser ke zariye
01:29:34Five lakh rupees raise karenge
01:29:37And the good news is
01:29:38That the funds will be donated
01:29:39To the Palak Orphanage
01:29:41And all I can suggest
01:29:42Is the more the number that volunteers
01:29:44The better you will perform
01:29:45In this task
01:29:47Just a moment
01:29:48Boli
01:29:51Yudhishthir
01:29:53You have been called
01:29:54At the principal's office
01:29:55Please leave
01:29:58Yes ma'am you called for me
01:30:00Yudhishthir I was just
01:30:01Speaking with your father
01:30:03Unhone tumhe puri fees di thi
01:30:05Par tumhare account mein
01:30:06Abhi bhi twenty thousand pending hai
01:30:10Unhone paise diye the
01:30:12Mene vada diye
01:30:13Why may I ask?
01:30:15Cool banne ke liye
01:30:17No actually
01:30:19Oko time mein
01:30:20Saare bachche bohot
01:30:21Cool hote na
01:30:23Aur main
01:30:24Cool nahi tha
01:30:26Toh
01:30:27Maine socha
01:30:28Cool banna toh zaruri hai
01:30:30Mana you don't fit in
01:30:32I just wanted to
01:30:33Belong
01:30:35Aur pata nahi
01:30:36Is chakkar mein
01:30:37Kab saare paise kharch ho gaye
01:30:39I am sorry papa
01:30:40I appreciate your honesty
01:30:42Okay
01:30:43Mr. Sharma
01:30:44Aapko ek mahine mein
01:30:45Balance free pay karne hi hogi
01:30:46Varna aapke bete ka
01:30:47Admission cancel ho jayega
01:30:49Dubaara fees bharne ki
01:30:51Phiri haisiyat nahi hai madam
01:30:53Aapko jaisa theek lage
01:30:54Aapke liye
01:30:56Thank you
01:31:01Papa
01:31:03Papa just
01:31:06Papa
01:31:08Papa ek minute baat se
01:31:13Papa
01:31:16Lekin jhoot
01:31:18Jhoot kabhi mat bholna mujhe
01:31:21Agar mujhe kabhi pata chala
01:31:22Ke tune mujhe jhoor bola hai
01:31:25Bahot dukh hua beta
01:31:27Mujhe lagega ke
01:31:28Shahad meri parvareesh mein
01:31:29Hi koi kabhi rahe nahi
01:31:43Aunty, Ash
01:31:48Just one minute
01:31:50Ash, I am sorry
01:31:51Ash just one minute
01:31:52Please listen to me
01:31:53Don't touch me
01:31:54Bene tumhare saath bahot galat ki
01:31:55I am really sorry
01:31:56Ek baad mein baat sunlo
01:31:57Mom please ask him to leave
01:31:58UD leave
01:31:59Aunty just one minute
01:32:00Mom please ask him to leave
01:32:01Ash jaisa lag raha hai
01:32:02Waisa nahi hai
01:32:03Leave I said
01:32:04Please stay away from Ash
01:32:05Ash ek baad
01:32:07Please stay away from Ash
01:32:09Just leave
01:32:12Majha
01:32:17Majha
01:32:18Ishq damon se
01:32:20Toote
01:32:32Majha
01:32:33Ishq damon se
01:32:35Toote
01:32:38Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:32:40Yeh bandhan
01:32:41Bole tadpan
01:32:42Lagi chhute na
01:32:45Lagi chhute na
01:32:57Lagi chhute na
01:33:00Lagi chhute na
01:33:03Lagi chhute na
01:33:06Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:33:08Yeh bandhan
01:33:09Bole tadpan
01:33:10Lagi chhute na
01:33:13Lagi chhute na
01:33:40Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:33:42Yeh bandhan
01:33:43Bole tadpan
01:33:44Lagi chhute na
01:33:45Lagi chhute na
01:33:46Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:33:47Yeh bandhan
01:33:48Bole tadpan
01:33:49Lagi chhute na
01:33:50Lagi chhute na
01:33:51Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:33:52Yeh bandhan
01:33:53Bole tadpan
01:33:54Lagi chhute na
01:33:55Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:33:56Yeh bandhan
01:33:57Bole tadpan
01:33:58Lagi chhute na
01:33:59Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:00Yeh bandhan
01:34:01Bole tadpan
01:34:02Lagi chhute na
01:34:03Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:04Yeh bandhan
01:34:05Bole tadpan
01:34:06Lagi chhute na
01:34:07Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:08Yeh bandhan
01:34:09Bole tadpan
01:34:10Lagi chhute na
01:34:11Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:12Yeh bandhan
01:34:13Bole tadpan
01:34:14Lagi chhute na
01:34:15Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:16Yeh bandhan
01:34:17Bole tadpan
01:34:18Lagi chhute na
01:34:19Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:20Yeh bandhan
01:34:21Bole tadpan
01:34:22Lagi chhute na
01:34:23Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:24Yeh bandhan
01:34:25Bole tadpan
01:34:26Lagi chhute na
01:34:27Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:28Yeh bandhan
01:34:29Bole tadpan
01:34:30Lagi chhute na
01:34:31Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:32Yeh bandhan
01:34:33Bole tadpan
01:34:34Lagi chhute na
01:34:35Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:36Yeh bandhan
01:34:37Bole tadpan
01:34:38Lagi chhute na
01:34:39Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:40Yeh bandhan
01:34:41Bole tadpan
01:34:42Lagi chhute na
01:34:43Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:44Yeh bandhan
01:34:45Bole tadpan
01:34:46Lagi chhute na
01:34:47Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:48Yeh bandhan
01:34:49Bole tadpan
01:34:50Lagi chhute na
01:34:51Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:52Yeh bandhan
01:34:53Bole tadpan
01:34:54Lagi chhute na
01:34:55Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:34:56Yeh bandhan
01:34:57Bole tadpan
01:34:58Lagi chhute na
01:34:59Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:35:00Yeh bandhan
01:35:01Bole tadpan
01:35:02Lagi chhute na
01:35:03Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:35:04Yeh bandhan
01:35:05Lagi chhute na
01:35:06Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:35:07Yeh bandhan
01:35:08Bole tadpan
01:35:09Lagi chhute na
01:35:10Tera mera jaane kaisa hai
01:35:11Yeh bandhan
01:35:12Bole tadpan
01:35:13Lagi chhute na
01:35:14Edi kiya kar rhe hai Geti
01:35:15Edi
01:35:16Yeh bandhan
01:35:17Lagi chhute na
01:35:18Tera mere jaane kaisa hai
01:35:19Yeh raavi
01:35:20toh hai
01:35:21Ei dalse
01:35:22Chi sinha
01:35:22Echi
01:35:28wale
01:35:33What happened to you, Daddu?
01:35:35Nothing.
01:35:43Daddu, please do something.
01:35:47You will have to do something.
01:35:51You did what you wanted to do, right?
01:35:53That was not right.
01:35:55I made a huge mistake.
01:35:57Mistakes are called mistakes because
01:35:59no one does it on purpose.
01:36:01Now you understand your mistake, right?
01:36:03Now you do what you want to do.
01:36:05It will be right.
01:36:07Do you know why?
01:36:11Because you are not a bad person.
01:36:13You are my brother.
01:36:15Use your brain for the right things.
01:36:17Come on.
01:36:19Now focus on the right things.
01:36:21Let's see what happens.
01:36:23Mr. Sharma.
01:36:25Do you have a bike or a scooter?
01:36:27Sir, I have a scooter.
01:36:292 for Rs. 8 and 2 for Rs. 8.
01:36:31Do you have a car registration form?
01:36:33This is insurance, this is a license
01:36:35and this is a photocopy.
01:36:37Download the SPD delivery app.
01:36:39And buy your uniform from there.
01:36:41Join from Monday.
01:36:43Okay, sir.
01:36:45You look like a hero.
01:36:47Why do you want to work?
01:36:49Do you want to buy a gift for your girlfriend or go on a holiday?
01:36:53I have to pay the college fees.
01:36:55One advice.
01:36:57The more you deliver,
01:36:59the more bonus you will earn.
01:37:01And you will pay the college fees soon.
01:37:03All the best.
01:37:11Bro, delivery boy.
01:37:25Thank you.
01:37:55Listen to me.
01:38:01You pass the door.
01:38:05My mistakes.
01:38:11My mistakes.
01:38:15The fun of love
01:38:17does not break.
01:38:21Your and my life
01:38:23is a bond.
01:38:25The fun of love
01:38:27does not break.
01:38:29Does not break.
01:38:51Did you get the bonus?
01:38:53Thank you.
01:38:59So, ma'am, what do you think?
01:39:03What makes you think I'll agree to that?
01:39:05Well, ma'am,
01:39:07my mom is the best cook in the world.
01:39:09North Indian, South Indian,
01:39:11Mughlai, Continental, Chinese, A1 in all.
01:39:13If we have a stall on the fundraiser,
01:39:15then your half fund will be raised from there.
01:39:17I have been trying the food of the four top caterers
01:39:19for the past four days.
01:39:21What have I put on so much of weight?
01:39:23What, ma'am?
01:39:25If you take off your glasses,
01:39:27you'll look like my classmate.
01:39:29Flat free is not going to get you anywhere, ma'am.
01:39:31I'm sorry, I've just decided.
01:39:33This is the best food.
01:39:35And this pickle, this just seals the deal.
01:39:37Yes!
01:39:39Thank you so much.
01:39:41Why are you thanking me?
01:39:43I just said I'm sorry.
01:39:45Because this pickle has sealed the deal
01:39:47and this food was made by my mom.
01:39:49With her own hands.
01:39:51Actually, I had exchanged your caterer's box
01:39:53with my mom's tiffin.
01:39:55If you take off your glasses, you'll look like my classmate.
01:39:57Thank you, ma'am. Bye.
01:40:01That scoundrel created a misunderstanding between the two of them.
01:40:03And it's very important to clear it.
01:40:05Otherwise, they'll keep hating each other
01:40:07for the rest of their lives, thinking it's the other person's fault.
01:40:09One of them will get shot and the other one will rap about Onno Shivaay.
01:40:11And why do you think I'll do it?
01:40:13He's cute, man.
01:40:15Will you stop joking?
01:40:17Alex was a friend of both of them.
01:40:19He's Saisha's and he was Ash's too.
01:40:21And you know how much they miss each other.
01:40:23We're not talking about both of them.
01:40:25Why are you putting in so much effort?
01:40:27What's your use in this?
01:40:29Sometimes, you don't look useful.
01:40:33Where are you going?
01:40:35Whose stuff is this?
01:40:37It's yours.
01:40:39It's mine?
01:40:41It's not mine.
01:40:43You've come to the wrong address.
01:40:45A-291, Pratap Road, Shivkuloni.
01:40:47Yes, it's my address.
01:40:49Ma'am, it's yours too.
01:40:51It's his money.
01:40:53I've paid for it.
01:40:55Who gave it to you?
01:40:57Rs. 16,900.
01:40:59Where did you get the money from?
01:41:01It's from my salary for a month.
01:41:03You were going to pay the college fees with that money, right?
01:41:05Yes, but I don't want to go to Oakwood.
01:41:07So, you're not going to college?
01:41:09I'll go, Mom.
01:41:11I'll go to Kishanchan.
01:41:13Guddu and I will go together.
01:41:15We'll save on petrol too.
01:41:17He got all that stuff for me.
01:41:19Well done, son.
01:41:21First, steal Rs. 20,000 to become cool.
01:41:23Then, earn money to pay the fees
01:41:25and then sell it.
01:41:27Okay, brother.
01:41:29If you want to go to Kishangan,
01:41:31then go to Kishangan.
01:41:33If you want to go to Oakwood, then go to Oakwood.
01:41:35If you want to study, then study.
01:41:37If you don't want to study, then don't study.
01:41:39And forgive us, son.
01:41:41We'll be able to get through you.
01:41:49So, you mean to say
01:41:51Rahul lied to both of us?
01:41:53What a trash hole!
01:41:57Shit!
01:41:59I've said so much today.
01:42:03Thank you, Alex.
01:42:11Hey!
01:42:13Who's the cutest?
01:42:15Who's the cutest?
01:42:17Who's the cutest?
01:42:19Who's the hottest?
01:42:21And together we are the best.
01:42:23Where's Ash?
01:42:25There she is.
01:42:27Didi?
01:42:29Put the food down.
01:42:31What are you doing?
01:42:33Where are you taking me?
01:42:35I love you, aunty.
01:42:37Where are you taking me?
01:42:39I'm taking you to my room.
01:42:41Sasha, leave my hand.
01:42:43Sit down.
01:42:45I didn't know he was lying.
01:42:47If I knew, I would've told you.
01:42:49You could've told me if you knew.
01:42:51Why?
01:42:53I'm a bloody parasite, no?
01:42:55I'm feeding off you. I'm nobody.
01:42:57And why would you listen to nobody?
01:42:59Just shut up.
01:43:01You shut up. You said such horrible things to me.
01:43:03Because I was hurt.
01:43:05I felt used and cheap and humiliated.
01:43:07It just wanted you to feel the same.
01:43:09I did, Sasha.
01:43:11I did feel the same.
01:43:13I did everything.
01:43:15Sometimes I wished you and Rahul wouldn't have met.
01:43:17Do you know what he said to me?
01:43:21I'm good.
01:43:23But not out of his league.
01:43:25The worst thing is
01:43:27my best friend put such a bet on me.
01:43:29Why did you do it, Ash?
01:43:33God.
01:43:35Listen.
01:43:37I'm very sorry.
01:43:39It was a stupid joke.
01:43:41It just slipped out of my mouth.
01:43:43Please forgive me.
01:43:45I'm also really sorry.
01:43:47I shouldn't have said those things to you.
01:43:49But you know I didn't mean any of that, right?
01:43:51I swear, I didn't mean any of that.
01:43:55God, Neema.
01:43:57You're so stupid.
01:43:59I'm not stupid. You're stupid.
01:44:01I'm smart.
01:44:03Will you get slapped?
01:44:05Go ahead.
01:44:07I deserve it.
01:44:11I missed you.
01:44:13I missed you so much.
01:44:15I missed you too.
01:44:21You dog.
01:44:27Mom, where's the big box?
01:44:29I'll keep it here.
01:44:31Uti, take this roti.
01:44:33Okay.
01:44:35Guddu.
01:44:37Yes, mom.
01:44:39I'll do it.
01:44:41I'll do it.
01:44:43I'll do it.
01:44:57What are you doing?
01:44:59What are you doing?
01:45:01Take it away.
01:45:03It's useless.
01:45:05Put it on the table.
01:45:07Here you go.
01:45:11It's done.
01:45:13Close it from here.
01:45:15What are you doing?
01:45:17Get up.
01:45:19Close it.
01:45:21Don't tell dad.
01:45:23I won't.
01:45:25Go talk to him.
01:45:27If they stay in India any longer,
01:45:29they'll be killed.
01:45:31China, Taiwan, Viva...
01:45:33Have you kept the papad and tea?
01:45:35Hurry up.
01:45:37It smells so good.
01:45:39It's the smell of hard work.
01:45:41Let's go.
01:45:43Be careful.
01:45:57Kids, I hand over the evening to you.
01:45:59Everyone, enjoy yourselves.
01:46:01Awkward high.
01:46:03We catch the spine.
01:46:05Awkward high.
01:46:07We catch the spine.
01:46:09Awkward high.
01:46:11We catch the spine.
01:46:13Thank you.
01:46:17Hey, guys.
01:46:19Welcome to the funky photo booth.
01:46:21Welcome to the funky photo booth.
01:46:23Welcome to the funky photo booth.
01:46:25Welcome to the funky photo booth.
01:46:27With sassy Saisha.
01:46:29And assy Ash.
01:46:31I'm praising you.
01:46:33Me too.
01:46:35Enjoy your meal.
01:46:37Thank you.
01:46:39Perfect.
01:46:41Ready?
01:46:43Thank you.
01:46:47Is my order ready?
01:46:49Costume?
01:46:51Why aren't you wearing it?
01:46:53Thank you.
01:46:55Why don't you wear it?
01:46:57I'm not an awkward student anymore.
01:46:59Should I call dad?
01:47:01Should I ask him?
01:47:07No.
01:47:09I'm still wondering
01:47:11why did Rahul send you to confess?
01:47:13Yes.
01:47:15Your cousin
01:47:17hurt me.
01:47:19And apology is through.
01:47:21Why didn't you come?
01:47:23He said, if I go,
01:47:25Ash will start rapping
01:47:27and Saisha
01:47:29will start taking pills.
01:47:31Funny guy.
01:47:33Who said that?
01:47:35It's not important.
01:47:37What's important
01:47:39is that you're together.
01:47:41Thanks.
01:47:43And I'm glad
01:47:45I was able to clear your misunderstanding.
01:47:47I had a misunderstanding too.
01:47:49I thought
01:47:51I loved you.
01:47:53And then I thought
01:47:55I fell in love with you.
01:47:57But you can't fall in love
01:47:59by lying to someone
01:48:01or hurting someone.
01:48:03That's basically wrong.
01:48:07Moral of the story?
01:48:09There will be many ups and downs in life.
01:48:11But best friends
01:48:13stay forever.
01:48:15Saisha.
01:48:17Ash.
01:48:19I'm really sorry.
01:48:21Ladies and gentlemen.
01:48:23Now it's time to announce the winner of the best all.
01:48:25Today is my last day in Oakwood.
01:48:29Forgive me if you can.
01:48:31Last day?
01:48:33You're leaving college?
01:48:35The prize goes to
01:48:37Yudhishthir Sharma.
01:48:39Congratulations!
01:48:41I really miss you.
01:48:43Thanks.
01:48:45Yudhishthir, please come on stage
01:48:47and collect your trophy.
01:48:49Yudhishthir!
01:48:51Yudhishthir!
01:48:53Yudhishthir!
01:48:55Yudhishthir!
01:48:57Yudhishthir!
01:48:59Yudhishthir!
01:49:01Yudhishthir!
01:49:03Yudhishthir!
01:49:05Yudhishthir!
01:49:07Yudhishthir!
01:49:09Yudhishthir!
01:49:11Yudhishthir!
01:49:13Yudhishthir!
01:49:15Yudhishthir!
01:49:17Yudhishthir!
01:49:19Yudhishthir!
01:49:21Yudhishthir!
01:49:23Say whatever you want to say.
01:49:25Thank you, Principal Madam.
01:49:27Thank you, Madam.
01:49:29Congratulations, aunty!
01:49:31She talks so much at home.
01:49:33Please give it up for the best
01:49:35chef in the world,
01:49:37Mrs. Jaya Sharma.
01:49:39Aunty, come on!
01:49:41Congratulations!
01:49:43You guys rock!
01:49:45You guys rock!
01:49:47Kalu!
01:49:49How sweet!
01:49:51Hey, Yudi!
01:49:53Say something, bro!
01:49:55Can't you hear us?
01:49:57Come on, guys!
01:49:59Hey, dude! Say something!
01:50:01No, man.
01:50:03Come on, guys!
01:50:05Come on, guys!
01:50:07Come on, guys!
01:50:09Come on, Yudi!
01:50:11He's here!
01:50:13I got slapped
01:50:15because of your entertainment.
01:50:17Hey! Don't say I love you this time.
01:50:19Idiot!
01:50:21You'll get slapped again.
01:50:25Actually,
01:50:27I'll say I love you.
01:50:29Again?
01:50:31Don't be scared.
01:50:33I get slapped every day.
01:50:35What kind of story is this?
01:50:37This story is about
01:50:39a superhero family.
01:50:41All the superheroes,
01:50:43except one.
01:50:45Hero number one,
01:50:47Superman, the middle-class
01:50:49Indian father.
01:50:51One Superman is tensed
01:50:53about saving the world.
01:50:55The other one is tensed
01:50:57about saving money
01:50:59somehow.
01:51:01One Superman spreads his red sheet
01:51:03and flies away.
01:51:05Don't be scared.
01:51:07Spread your legs as much as you can.
01:51:11Hero number two,
01:51:13Wonder Woman.
01:51:15Your mom, right?
01:51:17Now, look.
01:51:19Wonder Woman has never lost to anyone.
01:51:21So, does your mom
01:51:23lose to anyone?
01:51:25In the world,
01:51:27it's impossible for her to bargain
01:51:29in any shop and not win.
01:51:31It's not a joke
01:51:33to buy coriander and chillies for free.
01:51:37Be brave.
01:51:41Hero number three,
01:51:43Captain America.
01:51:45The first son of the family.
01:51:47First in everything.
01:51:49First in his class.
01:51:51First in everything.
01:51:53First in everything.
01:51:55And I'm like, what the f...
01:51:57First.
01:51:59Nice one.
01:52:03Since there are so many superheroes,
01:52:05there should be a villain, right?
01:52:07Of course.
01:52:09The villain of this story
01:52:11is the youngest son of this family.
01:52:13Mr. Yatichu.
01:52:15Bro, that's such a weird name.
01:52:17He's as weird as his name.
01:52:19He thought he was better than all of them.
01:52:21He used to wonder
01:52:23where this down-market middle-class family
01:52:25was born.
01:52:27According to him, he should have been born
01:52:29in a Tate Birla's house.
01:52:31He had only one goal in life.
01:52:33To look cool in front of everyone.
01:52:35Even if he had to lie
01:52:37or take shortcuts,
01:52:39it didn't matter.
01:52:41He just wanted to be cool.
01:52:43And do you know what was his superpower?
01:52:45You tell us, dude.
01:52:47Running faster than everyone.
01:52:49He used to run from everything.
01:52:51From problems,
01:52:53from truth,
01:52:55from responsibility,
01:52:57from himself
01:52:59and from his own dreams.
01:53:01And while running,
01:53:03he left everyone behind.
01:53:05And to look cool,
01:53:07he broke
01:53:09his friends' hearts.
01:53:13Then,
01:53:15life hit him
01:53:17so hard
01:53:19that there was silence
01:53:21in front of him.
01:53:23When he fell,
01:53:25who picked him up?
01:53:27Who?
01:53:29Our heroes.
01:53:31When the heroes
01:53:33raised their hands,
01:53:35this fool realized
01:53:37that when you're with your loved ones,
01:53:39even zero becomes a hero.
01:53:47And who knew
01:53:49that this idiot would also realize
01:53:51that Captain America,
01:53:53his big brother,
01:53:55was the first one to get scolded
01:53:57by his parents.
01:53:59When Mr. Yatiju used to sleep
01:54:01selling horses at home,
01:54:03he was the first one
01:54:05to get up early in the morning
01:54:07and stand in the queue
01:54:09to get flour and electricity.
01:54:11Wonder Woman.
01:54:13Take my mom for example.
01:54:15What did she do by saving
01:54:17Rs. 12 for so many years?
01:54:19She bought a scooter
01:54:21so that I could come to college easily
01:54:23and sit for lunch.
01:54:25And most of the time,
01:54:27I eat the coriander-chilli chutney
01:54:29while she sits for lunch.
01:54:33And Superman.
01:54:35The father of every family.
01:54:37The bed in which
01:54:39he talks about staying,
01:54:41is the same bed in which
01:54:43he makes all our dreams come true.
01:54:45And he never shows it.
01:54:47He doesn't spend Rs. 200
01:54:49to get his glasses fixed,
01:54:51he spends Rs. 150,000 in one go.
01:54:53Why?
01:54:55So that I can fulfill my dreams.
01:54:57Maybe our dad
01:54:59doesn't fly like Superman,
01:55:01but he always wants
01:55:03our flight to be the highest.
01:55:09So what did Mr. Yatiju learn?
01:55:11He learned
01:55:13that the real cool guy
01:55:15is the one
01:55:17who is real.
01:55:21So true.
01:55:27Oh shit!
01:55:29I forgot that.
01:55:31Okay.
01:55:33We all love our parents,
01:55:35correct?
01:55:37But we are a little stingy
01:55:39when it comes to expressing our love.
01:55:41Especially to our dads.
01:55:43I don't know why
01:55:45there's always a distance
01:55:47in the name of respect.
01:55:49Let's keep it simple.
01:55:51Let's express it openly.
01:55:53He's my dad.
01:55:55Meet the coolest dad in the world.
01:55:59Mr. Sharma.
01:56:01My Superman.
01:56:05Mr. Sharma.
01:56:07Don't be shy.
01:56:11I love you.
01:56:13I love you the most.
01:56:17My dad is the only one
01:56:19who keeps
01:56:21and washes
01:56:23only me.
01:56:25Only me.
01:56:27When he climbs the pyre,
01:56:29his shoes fly
01:56:31and fall.
01:56:33Only me.
01:56:35Only me.
01:56:37Wow!
01:56:39That was good.
01:56:41But which villain is Yatiju?
01:56:43Yatiju, it's me.
01:56:45Yatiju, it's you.
01:56:47Yatiju, it's you too.
01:56:49Me?
01:56:51No, ma'am, it's not you.
01:56:53What are you doing?
01:56:55Dad, it's not you.
01:56:57But I told you Yatiju is a little crooked.
01:56:59Who is he?
01:57:01Turn around and see for yourself.
01:57:03I told you.
01:57:07Liar.
01:57:09I told you.
01:57:15Sorry.
01:57:19Why didn't you wear a fancy dress?
01:57:21What difference does it make?
01:57:23It's the last day of school.
01:57:25You're not going anywhere.
01:57:27I've paid the fees.
01:57:29But dad,
01:57:31it's awkward.
01:57:33It's not awkward, it's awkward.
01:57:35Take off your shoes.
01:57:39Saisha.
01:57:41Ash.
01:57:43I have some bad news.
01:57:45What happened?
01:57:47I'm not leaving Hookwood.
01:57:49You're crazy.
01:57:51So we'll be in the same class for two more years.
01:57:53We'll have to be friends.
01:57:55Friends?
01:57:57Friends.
01:57:59Are you crazy?
01:58:01Listen.
01:58:03He has two girlfriends.
01:58:05You don't even have one.
01:58:07Be a little cool.
01:58:09Okay, I'll be cool.
01:58:11You're fine like this.
01:58:15Look, I've learned a lot.
01:58:17But while falling,
01:58:19falling, getting up,
01:58:21falling, getting up,
01:58:23I did it.
01:58:25Finally, I became a real cool guy.
01:58:29My heart will sing.
01:58:31Who knew?
01:58:33Everything will be chill.
01:58:35Who knew?
01:58:37Our friendship will bring such a color.
01:58:39Who knew?
01:58:41It will become a matter of words.
01:58:43Who knew?
01:58:45It's my fault too.
01:58:47I didn't feel guilty.
01:58:49Maybe I was wrong.
01:58:51Maybe.
01:58:53Now there's no stop in me.
01:58:55I will get all the happiness.
01:58:57Who knew?
01:58:59Our friendship will bring such a color.
01:59:01Who knew?
01:59:03It's my fault too.
01:59:05I didn't feel guilty.
01:59:07Maybe I was wrong.
01:59:09Maybe.
01:59:11Now there's no stop in me.
01:59:13I will get all the happiness.
01:59:15Who knew?
01:59:17It's my fault too.
01:59:19I didn't feel guilty.
01:59:21Maybe.
01:59:23Now there's no stop in me.
01:59:25Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:27Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:29Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:31Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:33Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:35Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:37Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:39Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:41Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:43Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:45Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:47Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:49Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.
01:59:51Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna.