Extra English episode 2 Hectors goes shopping (part2)
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00:00Good morning sir. I would like a cat for my head. Oh, room service. Hello, I would like
00:18an egg for my head. Lemons for my head. Oh, dog food for my head. Who's that? The tarantula.
00:34I said, who's that? Hello? What with Bridget? Where is Bridget? Me, I am Bridget. I don't believe you.
00:48Yes, I have a cold. Achoo! Oh, I'm sorry. Achoo! Thank you. Achoo!
00:57Not a dog? No, no, he's not a dog, he's Annie. Yes, Annie has a cold also. Oh, poor Annie.
01:12Thank you. Achoo! So, goodbye. Achoo! Achoo!
01:23I am Hector. I speak English. Eggs, lemons, dog food. Eggs, lemons, dog food.
01:42Eggs, lemons, dog food. Eggs, lemons, dog food.
02:12Try it on? Try it on? Try it on? Oh, try it on!
02:35Where's Hector? In the bathroom. Good, I'll give this to him.
02:42It's okay, I'll give it to him. No, it's alright. Hector? Hector? I've got something for you.
02:51Oh, okay. Come in. Spoilsport.
03:06Hector? Hector? Hello?
03:15Here are your clothes. You will look so cool. Cool? Cool! Cool!
03:35Nice melons. Melons? Who are those from?
03:40I think Hector has been shopping online. I'm really thirsty, I need a drink.
03:48But we don't need any melons. Well, he did try.
03:55And he bought some eggs. Yeah, just a few.
04:11Yo, Dan. Hector did the shopping today. Nice melons.
04:18He bought 144 eggs. Just a few.
04:25And ten melons instead of ten lemons. What an idiot.
04:30I would like some eggs, please. I would like some lemons, please.
04:38And, oh, dog food for my head. Thank you.
04:46I went shopping for Hector today and bought him something really cool.
04:52I cannot wait for him to try it on. Try it on.
04:58Try it on?
05:02I went to the clothes shop and bought Hector a really trendy outfit.
05:09He will look just like David Beckham.
05:14I've got something for you.
05:24So, how did Hector do the shopping?
05:28Ah-ha. Hector ordered ten melons instead of ten lemons.
05:34Oh, an easy mistake. He did try. Yes, he did try.
05:38What about the eggs? OK, eggs.
05:42You buy a dozen eggs, yeah? Yep, a dozen is ten.
05:46A dozen is twelve, stupid. I know.
05:50Well, Hector has put the number twelve here.
05:53Oh, that's OK. That's one box. No, he ordered twelve boxes.
05:59One hundred and forty-four. Now, dog food.
06:05I can't wait.
06:08OK, I'm ready.
06:13We're ready. Enter.
06:17Do you like it?
06:26Well?
06:30I like the shirt. I like the sarong.
06:34I like the shoes.
06:36So, am I cool?
06:40No, I'm not cool.
06:43No, I'm not cool.
06:47Er, no.
06:50So, I will go shopping.
06:54Here we go again.
06:56Hector, you can't go out there on your own.
06:59You went shopping on the Internet. Yes.
07:02You ordered melons instead of lemons. And too many eggs.
07:07Have you ever been to a supermarket?
07:09No, my...
07:13Who are these?
07:15My...
07:18servants.
07:20Yeah, my servants.
07:22Servants. Now I understand.
07:25Come on, Hector. I will teach you how to shop.
07:28Till you drop, Bridget and I will be the shopkeepers.
07:31And you are our customer.
07:34OK.
07:36Good afternoon.
07:39Can I help you, sir?
07:41What?
07:43What would you like to buy?
07:45Oh, I would like some...
07:50Clothes.
07:52Yes, I would like some clothes, please.
07:55What size?
07:58What size?
08:02I don't know.
08:05I'll have to measure you then.
08:10Arms up, please.
08:13Arms up, please.
08:16Oh, arms up, please.
08:20Chest.
08:24Oh, 112 centimetres.
08:29Chest, 112 centimetres.
08:32And waist, 82 centimetres.
08:37Waist, 82 centimetres.
08:41And legs...
08:44I'll do that.
08:46No, it's OK.
08:48No, I shall do that.
08:5787 centimetres.
09:00Now, do you like these trousers?
09:03Do you like this shirt?
09:04Do you like this shirt?
09:06Yes.
09:08Good. That's...
09:115,000 pounds, please.
09:14OK.
09:16No, no, no, Hector.
09:185,000 pounds is...
09:20is...
09:238,000 dollars.
09:26Yeah.
09:28It's too much. It's too expensive.
09:31Not for Hector.
09:32Now, I am ready to go shopping.
09:42Good luck.
09:44Yeah, good luck.
09:46You'll need it.
10:03Oh...
10:06Where's my lemon drink, Nick?
10:11Nick, are there any more tissues?
10:14All right, I'm coming as fast as I can.
10:23Oh, I feel awful.
10:26Me too.
10:28Nothing will make me feel better.
10:30Oh, can you get that, please, Nick?
10:37It's only Hector.
11:00Well, is it cool?
11:04Wow, man.
11:06Well done. You look great.
11:09I would like a shirt, please.
11:13Excellent. Oh, the clothes are super.
11:16And a pair of trousers.
11:20Oh, you are clever, Hector.
11:23And a pair of socks.
11:26Oh, clever Hector.
11:28And a pair of shoes, please.
11:34I have been shopping.
11:38Oh, I'll get it.
11:44Hello?
11:45It's me.
11:46Oh, hello.
11:47It's the tarantula.
11:50How are you?
11:51Fine, thank you.
11:52Good, good.
11:54How's your cold?
11:55How's my cold?
11:57How do you know I have a cold?
11:59You told me this morning.
12:01Me?
12:02I am Richard.
12:04I don't believe you.
12:06Yes, I have a cold.
12:09Achoo!
12:10Oh, I'm sorry.
12:11Thank you. Achoo!
12:14Yes, silly me.
12:16I told you this morning.
12:19Can I have 400 tins of dog food here for Annie?
12:22Pardon?
12:24I don't know.
12:26How strange.
12:27400 tins.
12:29Yes, that's a lot of tins.
12:31I really don't know.
12:32I mean, I'll ask Annie.
12:33Yes, I'll ask Annie.
12:35Goodbye.
12:39The tarantula said,
12:41why have 400 tins of dog food downstairs?
12:46400 tins?
12:53Hector!