No cap! Senator Fatima Payman delivers parliament speech in Gen Z lingo
The 29-year-old Independent senator for Western Australia questioned the federal government's plans to ban social media for teens under 14 using the language of Gen Z and Gen Alphas on Wednesday September 11, 2024.
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00:00Today, I rise to address an oft-forgotten segment of our society.
00:04I speak of Generation Z, who will be playing a substantial role in the next election, and
00:09Generation Alpha, who will start to come of age the election after.
00:14It is for this reason that I shall now render the remainder of my statement using language
00:19they're familiar with.
00:21To the Sigmas of Australia, I say that this goofy-air government have been capping, not
00:27just now, but for a long time.
00:29A few of you may remember when they said there'll be no phantom tax under the government
00:33I lead.
00:34They're cap-a-holics.
00:35They're also yap-a-holics.
00:38They yap non-stop about how their cost-of-living measures are changing lives for all Australians.
00:44Just put the fries in the bag, little bro.
00:47They tell us that they're locked in on improving the housing situation in this country.
00:51They must have brain rot from watching too much Kysonat and forgot about their plans
00:56to ban social media for kids under 14.
01:00If that becomes law, you can forgo skull emoji all about watching Duke Dennis or catching
01:06a dub with the bros on Fort.
01:08Chat, is this Prime Minister serious?
01:11Even though he's the Prime Minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he's the CEO of Ohio.
01:18I would be taking an L if I did not mention the Ops, who want to cut WA's Gadsen Services
01:24tax.
01:26The decision voters will be making in a few months' time will be between a mid-government,
01:32a dog-water opposition or a crossbench that will mock both of them.
01:37Though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope when you do, it will be in a more goated Australia
01:44for a government with more aura.
01:46Skibbity.