Joseline Cabaret Texas Season 5 ep1
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00:00Doing the residency in Vegas was cool, but I feel like going to New York is going to
00:11really bring out the artists in the Puerto Rican places.
00:16You want me disappointed?
00:36I want to talk to them when bitches ain't moving the way they need to move.
00:38I worked hard for that shit to happen.
00:40Low-key, I'm here for the drama.
00:41You're here for the drama? What you gonna do?
00:43I have to do my big one, if anybody tries it.
00:45Did you come here to get slapped by me tonight?
00:46No, ma'am.
00:47You would love for me to slap you.
00:48So how can we make you feel more at home?
00:50I don't feel the need to, like, I don't got to be everybody's cup of tea.
00:53Like, my best advice is to stick to yourself. Don't try to be friends with none of these bitches.
00:58I could be courteous with you and not like you, because at the end of the day, it's business, it's business.
01:02Andrea, a.k.a. Gaia 2.0, she was kind of off a little bit.
01:06I just saw glass breaking and you twirling out of nowhere.
01:09I had to tongue lead that hoe.
01:11I might not have made none of y'all hoes dance with me.
01:13If you can't get it together.
01:14You a trash bitch.
01:15Trash ass bitch.
01:16Ass bitch.
01:17What did you do in hell?
01:19Come shake it up, dummy.
01:20You're still mad.
01:21Come on, bro.
01:22You've been holding on to something for years.
01:24You want it or you don't. If not, I'm gonna move the fuck on.
01:27I'm just trying to figure it out.
01:28And I still have a whole girlfriend.
01:30No chance because you's a fucking fake-ass bitch, son.
01:32I guess so.
01:33That's the problem.
01:34You're fake to me now.
01:36I'm such a good person.
01:39And I keep getting taken advantage of by people that I care about.
01:44Honestly, I did everything by myself.
01:48To raise myself.
01:50And I hate that.
01:51I have a lot of trans friends or girlfriends that I've known throughout the years.
01:55When she showed me who she was, I felt her warfare in her mind.
02:00She showed me everything. I seen her cuts.
02:03They just want to be you and I support you.
02:05When I start making rules up in here, then y'all gonna stop fucking with me.
02:09What do you want? What do you want?
02:11What are you talking about?
02:12What is this conversation about?
02:14You're a liar.
02:15You're lying.
02:16You're a liar.
02:18There's no reason for you to go out there and do that.
02:20I'm beating that bitch.
02:22Since she bled.
02:27You're like a fucking piece of this world.
02:29That's the problem.
02:30No one gives a fuck.
02:31Then come here.
02:32Come here.
02:34Bitch, what up?
02:35Whatever you say, bitch.
02:36Nah, nah, bitch, whatever you say.
02:37Say it to me.
02:38Okay, whatever you say, man.
02:39Say it to me.
02:40Whatever you say, man.
02:42Motherfucker.
02:43Oh.
02:44Oh.
02:45Fuck that shit.
02:46Fuck that shit.
02:47Fuck that shit.
02:50I'm on it.
02:51I'm on it.
02:52Woo.
02:53Woo.
02:54Woo.
02:55Woo.
03:03Woo.
03:04Woo.
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03:57Caesar5, bitches.
04:02I don't know
04:06I don't know
04:14I still don't know
04:22I still don't know
04:32Drop, drop, drop, drop, drop
04:40What up y'all, it's the baddest bitch in the game, the Puerto Rican Princess
04:43And bitch guess what, we're back
04:50I decided to come to Texas because they say that everything is bigger and better in Texas
04:56You know, season 4 was hectic, y'all know I went to jail
04:59But I'm in a great place, I'm drug free, I'm drinks free
05:03And it's gonna be a fucking thing, you feel what I'm saying?
05:13I'm excited to see my new ladies and the old ladies that I brought back
05:17Straight up, I'm not tolerating any disrespect
05:19So if I think you're gonna be a disrespectful ass bitch, I'm just not even gonna get myself in no problems
05:24And I'm just gonna send you on your way, bitch, I wanna see smoke
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11:19They went on tour
11:20They respected me the whole time
11:22And I want them to come back
11:23But I want them elevated
11:25Danny could be a motherfuckin' hoolum
11:29From the streets of the ghettos
11:31But I love her
11:32Now, Drea, she gets me crazy a lot of times
11:35But one thing I can say about those two bitches
11:37Will go to war and die for the Puerto Rican princess
11:41You know, I'm thinking about Diamond and Raven
11:43You think they're gonna really do they thing?
11:46They gotta come with that shit this season
11:48Let's go!
11:52What did you say, hoe?
11:53Bitch!
11:54What the fuck is wrong with you?
11:55What did you say, hoe?
11:56Don't ever touch me again
11:57I can't believe that Raven made me do that to them
11:59For me to bring Raven and Diamond back
12:01I'm expecting them to step up with their dancing
12:04With their attitudes
12:05With their energy
12:06With their looks
12:07With their performances
12:08And if Diamond and Raven do not come correct
12:11I'm gonna have to sadly send them bitches home
12:13This is the perfect place for the mansion masquerade party
12:17This one is not going to be the cabaret house
12:20This is the house for the masquerade
12:22We're having the masquerade party
12:23Season five has gotta go a certain way
12:26I'm expecting just class
12:28Beauty, gracefulness
12:30There's gonna be a lot of bitches coming to this house party tonight
12:33Potentially to be able to be in season five of Johnson & Scavere
12:36So I need a lot of help
12:38So you know I invited Erika Mena to host the party
12:41I think she's pretty as fuck
12:42She's fun
12:44And I wanted her to come here with me
12:45Pick out some of the ladies
12:46Because you know she knows what the men want to see in the cabaret
12:49She knows what a bad bitch is
12:52So you know I think the girls is gonna be real surprised
12:55By seeing Erika hosting the party
12:57And you know what I've been thinking
12:59I feel like I should do something different this season
13:02I feel like I should have a house mom
13:05And I'm gonna have to let Wet Wet help me out
13:07Wet Wet is going
13:09Wet to Wet
13:10You heard what I said
13:11Wet Wet
13:12I'm afraid of you Wet Wet
13:15It's Miss Wet Wet and that ain't no Wet to Wet
13:19What is that?
13:21I need her to be attentive to my ladies
13:23Anything they need
13:24Make sure they get it done
13:25You think she's gonna do that?
13:27You don't?
13:28No
13:29I think that is a great idea for Wet Wet
13:31To come and be the house mom
13:33Just cause she's been around for so many fucking seasons
13:35And we know the bitch can dance
13:37We know the bitch teeth is fucked up
13:39We know she ain't got the look
13:40But she knows me
13:42She knows what I want
13:43She knows what I expect
13:44I'ma call her right now
13:46And give the bitch her first order of duty
13:50That should definitely determine whether or not
13:52She be house mom
13:53But I don't think so
13:54I think that Wet Wet is going to be able to see
13:57Which one of the ladies is here for the right reason
13:59But I'm gonna give it a try
14:01Let's go inside cause I really want to call Wet Wet
14:04It's time to party baby
14:05Let's do it
14:06Let's go inside
14:08Are you ready?
14:08Oh
14:09It's time
14:10I should get up
14:11Use your booty to get up
14:12Oh my leg fell asleep
14:14Oh my gosh, are you fucking kidding me?
14:15Yeah
14:16You're so random man
14:17I'm leaving you
14:20Right here
14:36I'm giving Wet Wet a call to tell her that
14:38She is welcome to come in as a house mother
14:41To help the cabaret ladies
14:42To be the house mom
14:43Maybe she's expecting me to call her
14:45To tell her that she's going to join the cabaret as a dancer
14:48But that would be a fucking breach
14:51Hi Wet Wet
14:53Listen
14:54I have some great news for you
14:56You are coming to the cabaret as a house mom
14:59You're not coming as a dancer
15:00I mean you got two left feet
15:02You truly do
15:04A house mom could potentially be the best opportunity here
15:08At the cabaret Texas for you
15:10I would love for you to come here with the ladies
15:12Tampons, you know, baby wipes
15:14You know, wigs, thongs, costumes
15:18Nails, makeup
15:20You know, and if you're ready to really do that
15:23I want you to get ready
15:24And I want you to get the party bus ready
15:26And go pick everybody up
15:27And bring them back to the house
15:29For this big party that we're having
15:32Tonight
15:33She's like, yes bitch, yes, yes, yes, yes
15:38I want her to be a boss
15:39I want her to boss these ladies around
15:41I want her to really help me choose
15:43Who I give the $50,000 to
15:45I really believe that Wet Wet could do it
16:11When y'all think about the cabaret
16:22Y'all think about
16:23It's your girl, Ms. Wet Wet
16:28Never thirsty cause I stay wet
16:31Yeah
16:32Who you know be setting trends like I do
16:38All the fellas love me
16:39All the girls wanna be me too
16:41This is my third season being on here
16:43I am the GOAT
16:44I am the star
16:45I am fan favorite
16:47I'm the queen, I'm the goddess
16:48I'm the girl everybody want
16:50Yeah, everybody wanna be me
16:52I'm not here to make friends
16:53I'm not here for that
16:54I'm here to do my job
16:55And then I'm ready to go home
16:59Period
17:00I'm back you guys, better than ever
17:09It's Diamond, the one and only
17:12And you know the party don't start till I walk in
17:14I just had a baby
17:23My baby was the best thing that ever happened to me
17:25I feel like I'm in a good space
17:27Like I feel like I'm matured now
17:29And I feel like I'm ready to bring it this season
17:32I'm most known for my big titties
17:33Cause Wet Wet who?
17:35Okay, mine moves
17:36But Wet Wet's doesn't move
17:37Mine I could do a little dance
17:39I don't know about hers
17:41Okay, I'm done
17:51I'm back
17:52I know you didn't expect me to come back
17:54But I am
17:55It's Raven from Orlando, Florida
17:57You better watch your tone when you're talking to me
18:00Cause I'm on top, top, top
18:02And you can't compete
18:03The last season, you know, I hit the concrete pretty hard
18:06And I think that's what I'm last known for pretty much
18:08Just getting chokeslammed
18:09So yeah, you know, I was very shocked when I got that call
18:13And yeah, I'm back
18:14How you felt when you found out Jocelyn wanted you back?
18:17I mean, I was shocked
18:18But I kind of expected it
18:20Because I felt like our season on season three
18:22We really brought it
18:23Yeah, we did
18:24That's why we're here
18:25That's why we were here
18:26Who do you think's coming back from last season?
18:29I don't know
18:30I know for a fact that Voodoo Girl's coming and Dani
18:33Yeah, I can't stand
18:34What's the tea?
18:35It's been a lot of back and forth, internet stuff
18:38Between me and Andrea and me and Dani
18:41The girls are intimidated, of course, by me
18:43But the real tea is
18:45I had made a comment about Jocelyn's outfit
18:48And I was like, I did not like it
18:50Then Andrea, she timed in and was like
18:53Oh, your motherfucking dirty ass mouth and this and that
18:57So I said, girl, what you need to do is go be a mom to your child
19:01Because you're more of a mother to that Voodoo Doll
19:06Than you are to your child
19:07So what's on site?
19:09I know you're ready to always go
19:10I mean, I'm on my best behavior tonight
19:12We do have an event that we are going to a party
19:15You look good
19:16So, you know, we all look good
19:17I'm OG Dani Fantastic
19:19I told y'all that season four, I was OG
19:21I guess you guys believe it now
19:23When in doubt, this pussy gonna pop
19:32I'm excited to crush the competition once again
19:39You can be whatever you want to be
19:41But you can't work harder than me
19:47Okay, Andrea got the copper going
19:50Hi, how are y'all?
19:52I'm just here, you know, we in Houston
19:55So I had to show up for y'all
19:56Hey y'all, y'all already know what the fuck it is
19:58It's Voodoo, girl, you already fucking know
20:01It's no fun when the rabbit got the gun
20:08Last season was definitely my villain origin story
20:12But I'm gonna step out behind the doll, you know
20:14So y'all can see me for who I am as a person
20:18Honestly, I really just hope these bitches stay in they fucking lane
20:22Fuck them, let they mama love them
20:24I'm excited that we're all invited to this party tonight
20:27And we get to meet the ladies and see Jocelyn
20:30I'm a little nervous
20:30It's been a minute
20:31Well, I was out the game for nine months
20:33So I'm ready to dust the heels off
20:37I'm coming back
20:39I'm trying to like, you know, give a different diamond
20:41I just had a baby
20:42So, you know, I'm trying to be cool
20:43But if anyone's known me, knows I'm not one to fuck with
20:46Jocelyn wants me to be the house mom this season
20:50What does that mean?
20:51Yeah, I'm gonna basically be taking care of you ladies
20:54If I need a tampon, city tank, a straightener
20:57We come to you
20:58Girl, it just depends
20:59Y'all should already came with y'all shit together to be honest
21:02But I will do my best to assist you ladies
21:04Oh, wow
21:05Because that's my job
21:06I'm concerned
21:06To serve it
21:07It's shit that she can really do for me, honestly
21:10But Wet Wet, she's like that drunk auntie
21:13That don't know when to shut the fuck up
21:15That always wants to talk about shit
21:17She ain't got no business putting her motherfucking two cents in
21:20You and Wet Wet be going back at it
21:22Oh, yeah
21:22So how do you feel that Wet Wet is going to be the house mom?
21:25There's nothing that she can give me
21:27There's nothing I need from her
21:28I brought all my own shit
21:29So is there still smoke?
21:30I was never pressed
21:31There's nothing for me to press over
21:33The tea, the tea, the tea is, the tea is
21:35I've never talked about your daughter
21:37That's the tea
21:38You kept going online saying that I talked about your daughter
21:40I said go be a mom
21:42That's not talking about your child
21:43My thing is, you're here too
21:44And you have a kid too
21:46Are we not talking about here, baby?
21:47I be with my child 24 hours a day
21:49I don't post my kids at home
21:50I don't post my kids either
21:51She checking for me
21:52But I got a nanny
21:54I got a husband
21:54I don't think we should be mentioning who's with any kid
21:57Let them talk it out
21:58She's been talking about my husband
21:59She's been talking about my kids
22:00She's been talking about my parenting
22:02At the end of the day, she don't know me
22:04You don't know what I do
22:05We don't talk on the phone
22:06We not friends
22:07We ain't never been friends
22:09So for you to even try to like create this image of me as a mother
22:13Is disrespectful
22:14Especially as somebody who breastfed for 18 months
22:16Do you want me to put Paris and London in your face?
22:18No, I'm good
22:18You can stay over there
22:19Okay, good
22:21I can pull out white titties too
22:22Okay, thank you
22:24My shit used to look like that
22:25But I had to upgrade it
22:26Yeah, baby, I breastfed for a year and a half
22:28I'm a mother
22:29Damn, we didn't even pull up to the house yet
22:31Go be a mom
22:31I'll see you more with that voodoo doll
22:33After you came on a comedy post
22:34Okay, baby
22:34But you talk about Paris and London
22:36And you pay for them titties
22:37Before you got your kids in the house
22:38But you worried about me
22:39Baby, hold on, hold on, baby
22:40First of all, I can pull up receipts, baby
22:42I moved in my section before I got my titties done
22:44Add it up, baby
22:48My kids always come first
22:50But you did talk about my kid
22:52You did mention my kid
22:54But it's good, I don't give a fuck
22:55Yeah, my kid has special needs
22:57But my kids are taken care of
22:58No, this is not gonna go anywhere
22:59My kids are taken care of
23:00It's not
23:01Initially, Wet What's Issue with me started on the internet
23:04She was talking trash about me
23:06You're a loser
23:07You've been here two seasons
23:08And you still haven't gotten the look together
23:11So, we get to a motherfucking announcing the tour
23:14And you da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
23:16And I'm all right next week
23:17I thought I smacked up everybody on stage
23:19But you were throwing shade, though
23:21You were throwing shade
23:22At what point does it get old?
23:24You are hot, mom
23:26That is a new position
23:28Not a dancer in cabaret
23:30Outside of me and Wet What getting into it
23:32Dany and Wet What are also getting into it
23:34Because not only has she been talking about me
23:36She's been talking about her as well in these interviews
23:39like girl that's supposed to be your time to shine your moment and you want to bring us up
23:44like thanks for the free clout though
23:46this year you couldn't make it on tour but again you are a house mom
23:50bitch i am the star of the fucking show
23:53you're a fucking punch
23:54you are a dumpster
23:56that should be lame
23:56you're a dumpster
23:58right you lame as hell
23:59so but you're great you know i want to fight
24:00guess what
24:01you know i want to fight though
24:02but you know i want to fight though
24:04you didn't co-host you were egg ass
24:07talking about me
24:09talking about your titties
24:10still talking about section 8
24:13oh my god
24:14when does the poverty end
24:16when do we upgrade
24:17when do we elevate
24:18i want to fight
24:19when do we get our kids back
24:20i'm the bitch who went on tour
24:22i'm here to look sexy
24:24but at the same time raven was living for the team
24:26hey are y'all gonna fight or not
24:28because that's hard
24:28i want to fight
24:29wait look the whole thing is
24:30i'm not fighting right now
24:32so then we're not doing that
24:33so we gotta go in and get some bags
24:35we just gonna agree to disagree
24:38go be a mom
24:39that's all i said
24:39she's with my kid every day
24:40but i'm a mom every day bro
24:41you been calling me every day
24:43every motherfucking day
24:44as soon as that baby go to sleep
24:45i'm in the strip club on me
24:47we're gonna keep it cool right now
24:48and then we should just come back to it later
24:50i'm ready to see jocelyn
24:51let's go
24:52let's motherfucking go
24:54we'll see what it gives y'all
25:08so
25:30i'm so happy that i decided to bring you guys from california here
25:38yes
25:41erica menna is in town
25:42erica menna is a bad bitch
25:44i've been cool with her for a few years
25:46i've known each other from love and hip-hop of course
25:48and she's so sweet
25:49so i'm excited that she's here in houston
25:51because she's gonna be hosting my masquerade party
25:53i'm happy that you're here to host my party
25:56i'm so happy that you're hosting my party
25:59before you introduce me
26:00can you say listen ladies
26:02you are here today
26:04for one of the biggest nights of your life
26:06to be able to try to see if you bad enough
26:08to be in jocelyn's cabaret texas
26:11y'all gotta literally survive and put in the work to be here
26:15put in the work to be here you know
26:16they gotta show who they are
26:17they gotta show their personality
26:19so how many new bitches you got
26:21so we got a total of 13
26:23and i think that
26:24you don't take it all 13
26:25i know you ain't dealing with 13 bitches
26:27it's really hard because
26:28you know to be able to pick all these ladies
26:3113 ladies
26:31and i gotta pick six of them or seven to take on tour with me
26:35but this season is different
26:36it's a $50,000 price
26:40so i'm telling erica like
26:41listen erica i really need your help
26:43because it's $50,000 on the table
26:45how are you gonna distinguish that
26:47because first of all
26:48you're mad tough
26:49like you're not gonna give away no $50,000
26:51i will and we will
26:52so what are you looking for
26:54sexiest bitch
26:56nastiest bloodiest bitch
26:58best dancer
26:59personality
27:01fun
27:01you're giving this cash prize this season
27:04because i want them to come back
27:05with a new attitude
27:06a new energy
27:07a new motivation
27:08i feel like 50k
27:10is the best motivation that we can have
27:12to bring in those good dancers
27:13that i need with me on tour
27:15you're gonna make a bitch
27:16click their motherfucking heels
27:17and get that money
27:18you know i'm bringing some of the ones
27:19from last season back
27:21well you know wet wet
27:23she's the house mom
27:25no
27:26right
27:26she was kind of one of my favorites
27:28i like her
27:28really
27:29yeah
27:29but her dancing was horrible
27:31what about diamond
27:33or what about the one that you
27:36raven
27:37you had her like
27:38she's coming back
27:39she's coming back
27:39i'm sure you'll see her tonight
27:41let me just tell you
27:42you are fucking miss untouchable
27:43and that's all i'm saying
27:44i change their lives
27:45yeah
27:46i give them fame
27:47i take them on tour
27:49i put them in an extreme workout routine
27:51okay
27:52um they make tips
27:53they gain followers on instagram
27:55what else am i gonna give them
27:56my asshole
27:57inside out
27:59how beautiful is this party
28:01i pulled up like
28:02this is bridgerton
28:03i have to give a strut
28:05i was like
28:07yes
28:08how could they not be like
28:09jocelyn is the best
28:11nah
28:11come on sis
28:12you know what i want them to do
28:13i want them to step up
28:14i want them to fight for their spots
28:16i feel like if that's the position you're in with them
28:18crack the fucking whip
28:20i decided to go up a little bit
28:22because i think they deserve it
28:24it's been five seasons
28:25but they need to compete for something bigger
28:27you think you can help me tonight
28:28can you help me
28:28i want to help
28:29i want to get
28:30and you know i really like girls
28:31so it's different for me
28:33like
28:33don't be fucking on my hose downstairs
28:36i don't need you walking nobody in the bathroom
28:37i ain't gonna lie
28:38i haven't pussy bumped in a long time
28:40so you're here to introduce me bitch
28:43and if you're fucking
28:44if you're fucking anybody tonight
28:46it's gonna be me
28:47okay
28:48let's just get that very fucking clear bitch
28:51one thing i could say about erica
28:53she got this sexy pill
28:54that if my husband wasn't as jealous as he is
28:58i would probably take her down right now
29:00but look
29:00do me this favor
29:02i want you to do me this favor
29:03keep an eye on the other ladies
29:05that's gonna be here trying to get their shot
29:07because bitch if one of them 14 ladies i pick
29:09fall off
29:10and don't do what's right
29:11and don't show out tonight
29:13it's gonna be a chance for another lady to take their spot
29:18anything could go down
29:19the 14 bitches that i already picked for my cast
29:22are not safe
29:24so nobody's safe
29:25nope
29:26i'm expecting a lot
29:27i'm expecting these ladies to be bad bitches
29:30and to be ready to stand next to me
29:32and put on a fucking show
29:34i'm here
29:35you still gotta get ready
29:37i'm gonna go downstairs
29:39i'm gonna start doing my observation
29:43so clear your mind
29:44get yourself straight
29:46jocelyn cabaret season five
29:48let's
29:50let's do it forever
29:52let's do it forever
29:54domino
29:57i love you
29:59you want to just eat my booty
30:00just come on
30:03i don't like booty
30:04but i'll eat pussy
30:05bye i'll see you later
30:07it's going forever
30:28foreign
30:52wow
30:55running back
31:08i'm like an all-around dancer
31:09like i really dance
31:11i really do this
31:12i'm not just no stripper
31:14i'm not even a stripper
31:15because i don't even take my clothes off
31:19for me watching the seasons
31:21i feel like
31:22like what she need is not there
31:26but it is now since i'm here
31:34my name is erica
31:35better known as indy erica
31:37i'm from la
31:42i'm the wild card
31:44first and foremost
31:45i'm gonna get everybody fucked up
31:46whether you drink, don't drink
31:47you gonna drink with me
31:48you're gonna shake ass with me
31:49people love me
31:50like i'm a vibe
31:51but i felt like jocelyn
31:53definitely needed some bad bitches
31:54on the cabaret
31:55the girls just haven't been given
31:57like you need some bad bitches
31:58you need me
32:04what's up man
32:04it's lexi go
32:06the realest bitch out here
32:07i'm memphis made
32:08houston paid
32:08and i damn sure ain't modern fucking made
32:10okay
32:11you know what the fuck's going on
32:12big memphis shit
32:13i say go
32:14because i'ma light up the motherfucking room
32:16you gonna feel my energy
32:17i'm the motherfucking biggest bitch
32:19in this motherfucker
32:20um shit
32:21motherfucking ballers
32:22nba players
32:23drug dealers
32:24rappers
32:25you name it
32:26they all looking for lexi go
32:27i'm big pressure baby
32:28and they know
32:36what's up y'all
32:36it's your girl queen
32:37and being this bitch
32:38with an i not a y ho
32:39y'all should know the motherfucking slogan
32:41and if y'all don't fucking know it
32:42y'all gonna find the fuck out
32:43i'm straight out the rack
32:44south side of chicago
32:46and i'm here to do it big
32:48i'm just a bad bitch
32:49i'm the number one bbw in chicago
32:51so why wouldn't jocelyn bring
32:53the number one bbw from chicago
32:55period
33:01my name is kaye
33:03and i'm from miami
33:04i don't like fighting
33:05i feel like
33:07classy woman
33:09you're not supposed to fight
33:10it looks very ugly
33:12and i don't like to look not cute
33:14but if you bring it to me
33:16i'm not backing down from competition either
33:18jocelyn kind of handpicked me
33:20and gave me a chance
33:22and i'm excited to work
33:24with the baddest bitch
33:27we dancing in the street
33:28like we going crazy
33:29the roof popped off
33:30hey girl hey
33:32it's jayla the russian
33:32motherfucking dream
33:33the big one not the
33:34motherfucking little one
33:35straight from fort worth texas
33:36the biggest the prettiest
33:38and the baddest
33:39i love dancing
33:40i do this shit 10 times
33:42more than everybody else
33:43i can be messy
33:43i can be an antagonizer
33:45and i can confront bitches too
33:46i'm gonna frame you head on
33:48i'm gonna ask you what you gonna do about it
33:53what's up y'all
33:54it's the hot isis
33:55i'm coming out of savannah michigan
33:57you know what the fuck going on
33:59i'm most known for
34:01dancing
34:02modeling
34:03and being that bitch
34:04period
34:05i'm not a quitter
34:06so when i did not make jocelyn's
34:09season four
34:10i'm here
34:11season five
34:11i'm finna show off
34:18hey y'all it's fetish
34:19i'm from chicago
34:20and i moved to houston texas
34:21to take over the city
34:22everybody knows me as being a wig stylist
34:25aka a ceo
34:26but i know how to shake a little ass too
34:28i have danced
34:30i've been in a club before
34:31but of course that's for investment
34:33i get the money
34:34and i invest into my business
34:36because that's what real bad bitches do
34:45hi guys
34:46i'm ching
34:47i'm originally from new york
34:48and moved to houston about three years ago
34:50i decided to join jocelyn's cabaret
34:52when they had found me in the club
34:54they told me about this opportunity
34:56then i was down
35:06hey y'all
35:07it's tez aka dominican barbie
35:10your favorite girls here
35:11in the jocelyn cabaret season five
35:14i am dominican
35:15from brooklyn new york
35:17of course y'all needed me here
35:18well they know me in my town
35:20to be a hustler and a go-getter
35:22i work at the strip club
35:23you might not see me at the pole
35:24but you guys gonna see me making that money
35:26because that's what i'm here for
35:28and of course
35:28bitches gonna hate
35:29because i'm the baddest
35:30or it's all eyes on me
35:32per usual
35:38what's up y'all
35:38my name is oceans
35:40because this is a big body of water
35:42being a part of the cabaret would mean a lot for me
35:44i love jocelyn
35:45i'm ready to meet her
35:46and i'm ready for that strong personality
35:48because i have one too
35:49so i think we'll get along very well
35:54my name is monica
35:55i'm from tacoma
35:56i'm mexican
35:58and i'm a bbw
35:59dancing just came natural to me
36:01because you know i'm latina
36:02so my style is a little different
36:04i'm a little bit more uh proper
36:06i'm christ-like
36:07but i'm not mice-like
36:08i'm going to attack first
36:10i'm not gonna let you invade my space
36:12but i'll just hit them once
36:13sometimes they drop
36:14and sometimes they don't
36:16so
36:38i arrived for the masquerade party
36:40it's a vibe
36:41i'm looking good
36:42it's a nice event
36:43and i'm just happy to be here really
36:46so we're here
36:53we're drinking
36:54and we're having a good time
36:55everyone looked beautiful
36:56the masquerade ladies were dressed up
36:58damn why the f**k did i didn't bring a mask for myself
37:01hello ladies
37:12erica mina pulled up
37:14while we was inside at the table
37:16she is so f**king fine
37:18so what's going on ladies
37:20yeah we ready to cut
37:21oh we're ready to turn the vibe to the next level
37:26we made it
37:28what y'all bringing to the table
37:29i'm bringing a show
37:31i am the table
37:33i know that's right
37:34f**king erica mina comes out
37:35like she's f**king beautiful
37:37banging ass body
37:38like i would f**k you
37:40but you know i'm gonna be polite
37:42i'm gonna be courteous
37:42i'm gonna be you know
37:44and yeah i'm so excited to see her
37:46what about you rush
37:47everything they didn't have last few seasons
37:49the energy
37:50the personality
37:51the attitude
37:52that's a big thing to say
37:53listen i'm a texas baby
37:55oh okay so we in your city
37:57we in my city
37:57okay
37:59so what does that mean
38:01do you not know about texas
38:03oh i know
38:03i know everything is big
38:04it's big in texas
38:05every personality
38:07every whatever you want to call it
38:08we gonna run it
38:09i'm bringing a lot of a lot of energy
38:11i'm finna turn the f**k up
38:13just like i know the rest of the ladies are
38:14we're going to be the latest season
38:16there is and that's just what it is
38:17so i'm finally f**king here
38:20i couldn't believe it
38:21i just did so much to get to this point
38:24and it's so many ladies
38:25so i'm kind of just like
38:27diving in with the sharks at this point
38:29hello ladies
38:31how are you
38:33erica
38:34nice to meet you
38:34what's your name
38:35my name's kate
38:36so what brings you to jocelyn's cabaret
38:39it's like i love jocelyn
38:40i love her songs
38:41i love her memes
38:42i love everything she like
38:43all her quotes
38:44i'm like i need to go see her
38:47she's a b**ch
38:48i f**k you baby
38:49jocelyn
38:50days ago when we were talking about me
38:53and i'm a dancer
38:55i have to let you guys know
38:56in order to survive here
38:57hey
38:59i did not know you was here
39:01excuse me
39:02i looked at you from my way
39:03i was like who is this
39:05b**ch
39:06where the f**k you been
39:10how are you
39:12i missed you
39:13where you been
39:15it is very excited to see erica
39:17you know i know erica menna
39:20for a couple of years now
39:21and i haven't seen her in a minute
39:23i'm just excited to see her
39:25i'm so confused
39:26is she gonna be in jocelyn cabaret
39:28things is about to really get serious around here
39:31and at the end of the day
39:34it's all about who could really survive
39:36in order to survive this
39:41figure out what makes you funny
39:45and fight for your f**king spot
39:50good luck girls
39:51thank you
39:55what's going on og
40:11she wasn't giving cap ish
40:12what's up b**ches
40:13we're excited
40:14i'm not pregnant no more
40:16i'm ready
40:16i'm ready to get back in the cabaret
40:18thank you
40:18definitely
40:18i'm not gonna get concrete anymore
40:20it wasn't sharp swim
40:21you know what i'm saying
40:21we gotta redeem ourselves
40:22but you how you gonna f**k up
40:24she did
40:25you know a scorpio's
40:26you know how
40:26are you a scorpio
40:27i am a scorpio
40:28no i'm not using help that s**t
40:33i'm excited to be back
40:35third time
40:36you know
40:36you look good
40:37thank you
40:39hello
40:46oh my god
40:49how are you
40:50it's crazy to actually be in front of her
40:53it was like oh my god
40:55so listen
40:57i've been peeping the scene
40:58y'all got real competition in this motherf**ker
41:02i'm not the baddest b**ch in the world
41:04but these girls is kind of ugly and hard
41:06and hurt looking
41:07what about you wet wet
41:08yeah
41:10you better f**king deliver
41:12did you get any dance
41:14yeah i did the routine honey
41:16i went viral honey
41:17i did the doom cha cha
41:18i didn't make it on tour
41:19but i brought it
41:21so i'm coming to do my big one
41:23like i always do
41:24girl you ain't s**t
41:25it's three seasons
41:26and you still ain't brush your teeth
41:28f**k out of here
41:29you ain't even tighten your braces
41:30like what
41:31y'all really gotta f**king show out this season
41:34this is legendary
41:36fact that y'all even here
41:37y'all gotta be graceful
41:38super
41:39if y'all don't f**king make the best of this
41:42i'm just letting y'all know
41:43y'all just
41:44like y'all literally slapping yourselves in the f**king face
41:48show the f**k out
41:51eat
41:51leave no motherf**king crumbs
41:53none
41:54what's up with you
41:55and your stank a** f**king face
41:57with me and my stank face
41:59i'm chilling
41:59i'm having a good time drinking my tea though
42:01you know just warming up a little bit
42:03yeah i'm just getting to know everybody
42:06keep it cute
42:07always
42:07shake shake shake shake shake
42:08show out
42:13all i could see was red
42:16wet wet
42:16been talking s**t for the longest
42:18and i'm about to do her the moment i get a chance
42:23it was like
42:30welcome to
42:32season five of jocelyn's cavern
42:48oh s**t
42:49you came
42:50you wasn't supposed to come out yet
42:54here we are with the one and only
42:57the puerto rican
42:59f**king princess
43:01jocelyn hernandez
43:08i've been a fan fan of erica menna and jocelyn
43:11when i was in f**king middle school
43:13so seeing them just up close and personal
43:15and looking good and flawless
43:17i was like b**ch
43:18them my b**ches
43:19what up ladies
43:23you look beautiful tonight
43:25and thank you for coming out
43:26to try to be on jocelyn's cabaret season five
43:32i'm scoping the scene
43:34i'm like yes
43:36yes
43:38yes
43:40she look good
43:43honey i'm winning tonight
43:45i'm so excited to have you here
43:47some ladies from the past
43:49some new ladies
43:51and um
43:52you look beautiful tonight
43:53this is the biggest season by far
43:55okay
43:56there is a $50,000 prize on the line
44:03b**ch i need to win that 50k
44:05if anybody needs it it's me
44:07so i was definitely strategizing
44:09and plotting like okay
44:10this is what i need to do
44:11this who i need to go get close with
44:12who's gonna be my alliance in the house at this point
44:15i'm going to be watching
44:17with the help of my friend tonight
44:18we're gonna have a good time
44:20i'm illegal with you guys
44:24i want to talk to some of my ladies
44:26that's been here in the past
44:28and then i'm going to get to talking
44:29to all the other ladies
44:30so prep it up for yourself
44:32and drink a little bit
44:35have a good time
44:37enjoy the party
44:38and yeah
44:42look where's the music
44:43let's drop that music
44:44let's drop that beat
44:46it's $50,000 on the line
44:49at this point you got to get this s**t to f**k out the mud
44:52like you can't easily just get this money
44:55you gotta motherf***** have some blood, sweat, and tears
44:57to get this motherf***** obviously
44:59for real for real
45:01so y'all been having a good time?
45:02yes
45:03this house is beautiful
45:05so how do they feel about you being in the house mom?
45:08i think i'm fine with it
45:09i'm fine with it
45:10we was a little concerned
45:14they done have some words on the bus
45:16yeah
45:17but already?
45:18hey!
45:20turn the music down
45:25so why y'all beefing?
45:26what happened?
45:27why Raymond?
45:27why you think they was doing?
45:29what happened?
45:29i mean a lot of kids
45:30people mentioning kids
45:31y'all had a lot with the mentioning kids on the bus
45:34i don't know what's going on
45:35well i didn't mention her kid
45:36that's how it all started
45:37i did not mention her kid
45:39i said you're more of a mom to your voodoo doll
45:48hey!
45:49oh my god
45:52hey!
45:54hey!
45:57all right i got i got
45:59snuck
46:00no b**ch
46:01said hey let's fight
46:02i want to square up with you
46:03so motherf***** was on that punk ass bulls**t
46:07what y'all doing here?
46:16i snatched your wig
46:17they break up the fight
46:18she want to run it with me
46:20i'm gonna punch a hole through you b**ch
46:35oh my god
46:37okay
46:39Danny, Andrea and Wet Wet
46:41they go at it
46:42which i already knew
46:43because of the bus situation
46:45if i even hear child kid
46:47i'm seeing red
46:48so i kind of feel Andrea
46:50but i do feel bad for Wet Wet
46:52me personally
46:52because i don't condone the jumping
46:54hey
46:55y'all let each other go
46:57hey you gotta let each other go now
46:59i don't take your help
47:00i don't take your help
47:02i don't take your help
47:03don't jump
47:07stop them
47:08stop them
47:08now
47:09stop them
47:11oh
47:11they going at it
47:12webs they got it
47:13webs they got it
47:18Danny and Wet Wet still on?
47:22all right that's enough
47:23y'all said it's too much
47:25let's talk about it
47:28that's it
47:33i literally just walked downstairs
47:36literally my friend Erica is introducing me
47:38and you b**ches is already throwing down
47:40this is not what the masquerade party is about
47:42we are not here for that
47:44Brian
47:45Brian
47:47come here