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00:10Yes, Ramjiki, you have reached.
00:13Now tell me, what will you listen to?
00:15An insult joke or a double meaning joke?
00:18But let me tell you beforehand,
00:20the insult joke will have an unlimited laugh
00:23and the double meaning joke will have an Archana effect.
00:26Tell me if you agree to the price.
00:28We don't want any hiccups later.
00:30Because we are not used to talking nonsense.
00:33So we won't talk much and welcome you directly
00:36to Bingo Hatke Jhatke Presents Kaantiki Takkar.
00:42Welcome with applause,
00:44Kaantiki Takkar's Thakur, Baldev Singh,
00:47that is Shekhar Suman.
00:49ЁЯО╡
00:53And with him is a shy,
00:57calm and quiet
01:00comedy Thakur's daughter-in-law,
01:02Archana Puran Singh.
01:04ЁЯО╡
01:08Today in this comedy's Ramgadh,
01:10the biggest actor of Hindi films,
01:12will bring Gabbar back to life
01:14in his own style.
01:16Because today is our Gabbar special.
01:19ЁЯО╡
01:22And today we have called
01:24some more special guests.
01:26And to welcome them,
01:28first of all,
01:29half whistle,
01:30half clap.
01:32Rest, shout with me.
01:34Please welcome,
01:35the jailor of the British era.
01:39ЁЯО╡
01:54Hey!
01:58Girl?
02:00A girl in our jail?
02:03This has never happened in the British era.
02:07Oh no, Mr. Jailor.
02:09Today in this show,
02:10everything will happen,
02:12that has never happened before.
02:15What?
02:16Yes.
02:17Attention!
02:19These are good shoes.
02:23Silence!
02:27Okay,
02:28you are the jailor of the British era,
02:31but we have called the Desi Gabbar here.
02:34And we want you to meet him.
02:36Desi Gabbar?
02:37Yes.
02:38Who is he?
02:39We will tell you later.
02:41First go and take your seat.
02:43Okay.
02:44Attention!
02:52I am okay.
02:59Thank you very much.
03:05And now,
03:06after the jailor of the British era,
03:09we have called,
03:10two special goons of Gabbar.
03:17What will happen to you, Kalia?
03:20Basanti, Basanti.
03:22I have seen your dance, Basanti.
03:24Oh no!
03:25If you have seen my dance,
03:27then throw the money too.
03:28Because with Gabbar,
03:30all of you have seen my dance for free.
03:33So who will give the money now?
03:35Uncle Ramu?
03:39Oh, Samba.
03:43How much did you charge for my dance?
03:4750 rupees.
03:5150 rupees?
03:53Oh no!
03:54Because our dance class fee is much more than this.
03:57We are not going to dance for 50 rupees.
04:00You will have to listen to jokes in this.
04:03Now do one thing.
04:04You also take your seat
04:06and see what is going to happen next.
04:09Okay.
04:10We are leaving.
04:11We are leaving.
04:12Clap for Samba and Kalia.
04:25Just now Dhanno told me
04:27that Gabbar is in a big trouble.
04:30Actually,
04:31our aunt had gone to the jungle
04:33and Gabbar caught her there.
04:36But Gabbar has forgotten that she is our aunt.
04:40Now see for yourself
04:42what condition our aunt Gabbar is in.
05:01Nothing at all.
05:06Thieves!
05:14You scoundrels!
05:23She loves me
05:27and she is always jealous of me.
05:30He loves me, he's crazy about me
05:39This is how he used to dance, that scoundrel Veeru
05:48Is anyone there?
05:50Is anyone there?
05:55I'm a 72 year old virgin
06:01I've taken the water back
06:07Oh Jora Jori, oh Jora Jori
06:11In the sugarcane field
06:13Oh Jora Jori, in the sugarcane field
06:19Oh Candy, where should I do the pom pom pom?
06:26How many times have I told you not to sing this song?
06:28Why?
06:30My dance gets ruined
06:33Then you dance in control, I've done so much in control
06:40You f**king f**ker
06:43I've seen you many times
06:46What?
06:47That you take a lota from this road and do lota
06:51That's why I thought
06:53That I should come here to talk about marriage
06:58Talk about marriage, hurry up
07:01First do what you've come here to do
07:04You've ruined my Jora Jori, what do I do now?
07:10Don't try to act tough
07:14Why are you hitting me?
07:16F**ker
07:18You've become very fat
07:20What happened?
07:22Tell me
07:25How many men were there?
07:30Six, chief
07:33Those six, and you're one
07:36Yet you came back healthy
07:39I had to come back healthy, six men were there
07:42What could I do? I came back
07:44Who were they?
07:46First the one who died of your bullet
07:48Second the one who died of your bullet
07:52Third
07:54Surma Bhopali
07:57I married her
07:59She came on our wedding night
08:01She said
08:03I'll do something
08:06Otherwise my name is not Surma Bhopali
08:11So on our wedding night she celebrated
08:14In the morning I told her
08:16Your name is Surma Bhopali
08:18Then I turned around and slept
08:20Fourth
08:22Jailor
08:26What do I do now? She's right in front of me
08:29Tell me
08:31Who was the fifth?
08:36Thakur
08:38Before marriage he used to hug me
08:41Hug me again and again
08:43But before marriage
08:45You cut off Thakur's throat
08:48Then how did he lift the veil on our wedding night?
08:51To lift the veil
08:53His feet are enough
08:55He lifted the veil with his feet
08:57The veil lifted
08:59And the veil lifted
09:03Very nice
09:05Then how did you celebrate the wedding night?
09:08How did I celebrate the wedding night?
09:10I did everything myself
09:12Listen to me
09:14I fed him milk
09:16I made his hair
09:18Leave it
09:20Who was the sixth?
09:24Should I tell you?
09:26Kaliya
09:29Kaliya was your husband?
09:31He's a useless man
09:33He couldn't wipe off the stain on my forehead all my life
09:43Listen
09:45You're very sweet
09:46Can I call you Mausi?
09:49Go ahead
09:52Mausi
09:54Don't call me that
09:56I'll slap you
09:58You'll slap me?
10:00Tell me
10:02How much has the government given us?
10:0650,000
10:08You're still sitting at 50,000
10:11Increase it by 25
10:17Give me your hand, Mausi
10:24You're doing mimicry
10:31I made a mistake
10:33Forgive me
10:35Will you marry me?
10:37Marry you?
10:39Get lost
10:41I'd rather marry the mind-blowing Radha
10:47Mind-blowing Radha
10:49Give me your hand, Radha
10:54Don't tell her
10:56Her husband heard
10:58He'll slap you
11:00Listen to me
11:03Listen to me
11:05I know
11:07I know your worth
11:09You love her
11:11Marry whoever you want
11:12Fulfill one wish of mine
11:14Come to my room at night
11:17At midnight
11:19My knees hurt
11:22If you rub oil on my knees for half an hour
11:25My back will start hurting
11:28I'll marry the mind-blowing Radha
11:31Don't touch her
11:33Mind-blowing Radha
11:36Don't touch her
11:38Ask her for her number
11:40Give me her number
11:43Thank you
11:46Let's hear what Mausi and Gabbar had to say
11:51Archana, tell us
11:53Keep that madness in you both
11:56Your comedy and humour
11:59Your madness
12:01You danced like this
12:04That is your signature
12:07Good beginning and ending
12:09You're always fantastic
12:10Shekhar Thakur
12:12It was a mess
12:14And Mausi
12:17And the reason
12:19And the reason
12:21It was beautiful
12:23Your beginning was good
12:25I thought it was going to be fun
12:29But I said it was fun in installments
12:33So better luck next time
12:35Gabbar is original
12:37Very original
12:38Very original
12:40And Mausi was very sexy
12:43Thank you
12:45Thank you very much
12:47Kalyan, how did you like it?
12:49Samba, how much will you give him?
12:5250 rupees or 50,000?
12:54Whatever you say
12:56I'll give you 10
12:58Thank you
13:00Now it's Mark's turn
13:03For your efforts, 8
13:058 points
13:07Archana, what will you give Sumanth?
13:108 points
13:12Thank you
13:14Thank you
13:17Gabbar has become a bank's recovery agent
13:21And now he has gone to Tawaif to recover his money
13:26Now we'll see
13:28How Gabbar will ask Tawaif
13:31How many men were there?
13:32Please welcome Gabbar Ali and Tawaif Kashyap
14:03Okay
14:12Samba said that madam is a very bad dancer
14:17But she turned out to be a good dancer
14:25I dance looking at the customer's face
14:27My name is Reshma
14:29I dance well for good customers
14:30And I dance for tired people like you
14:33Stop your nonsense
14:35Tell me, did you take the money?
14:37You never came to me before
14:39How can I take money from you?
14:45I'm talking about the loan
14:47Listen, we are respectable people
14:50We never dance on someone's loan
14:52Whenever we dance, we dance in a brothel
14:56I'm talking about the loan I took from the bank
14:58Did you take the loan?
15:00Yes, I took the loan
15:04How much did you take?
15:0650,000
15:10How much is left?
15:12Only 50,000
15:14When did you take the money first?
15:16When I was 18
15:18I'm talking about the loan I took from the bank
15:21That was 2.5 years ago
15:23What did you think?
15:25That Gabbar will be happy
15:26I mean, the bank will be happy
15:28They will applaud
15:30You will be punished for this
15:33You will be punished
15:35I was told that I will get a holiday package
15:383 days and 18 nights in the bank
15:41Bank?
15:43Sorry, I forgot to say Bangkok
15:46People get the Bangkok package
15:48when they give a kiss on time
15:50How many kisses did you give?
15:52I didn't count
15:54I used to take 2-3 kisses
15:57Oh!
16:01Tell me, how many men were there?
16:04Two were men, I doubted one
16:07You are lying!
16:09Tell me, how many kisses did you give?
16:11I gave all the kisses
16:13And listen, don't try to get close to me
16:16Got it?
16:18Gobbar Singh, who collects kisses
16:20Not Gobbar!
16:22My name is Gabbar
16:2450 flats away from here
16:28When the debtor doesn't pay the loan
16:31The bank says, give it
16:33Give it, or else Gabbar will take it
16:39Listen, you are here to recover, right?
16:42Why didn't you tell me earlier?
16:44I have to recover my work
16:46I have done my diploma in this
16:49So, come on, recover
16:51Come on, recover
16:53Don't touch me
16:55What should I do?
16:57Don't touch me with your body
17:00What should I do?
17:02Should I take out my gun?
17:04Forget the gun
17:06There are no bullets in it
17:08What are you saying?
17:14I have seen Sholay 20 times
17:16He blew up 3 bullets
17:18And killed 3 men
17:19So, keep your gun with you
17:21And come on, recover
17:23No, no, no
17:25No, no, no
17:27No, no, no
17:29No, no, no
17:31No, no, no
17:33No, no, no
17:35Come on, recover
17:37Let me go
17:39Come on, recover
17:41I grew up to recover
17:43My name is Reshma
17:45The bank has kept an army for me
17:47To recover
17:49He doesn't know
17:51I don't give money
17:53And I don't give like that
18:00Radha ji
18:02How did you like her fight?
18:04Your start was good
18:06And again, in the ending
18:08You lifted it up
18:10But there were many peaks
18:12And valleys
18:14So, there was a little
18:16Jhol Jhal in the script and performance
18:17But you know, I love you
18:19And I will take you home, Reshma
18:22So many people have done it so many times
18:25That the novelty we were looking for
18:28We couldn't see it
18:30And we can see it again in spurts
18:32But it was nice in parts
18:34Now, Jailor sir
18:36A film was made by Charlie Chaplin
18:39In his last days
18:41In which Marlon Brando and Sophia Loren were there
18:44No other actor was better than them
18:45In the world
18:47Despite that, the film flopped
18:49Because there was no script
18:51And this was a big weakness
18:53In this situation
18:55Okay, now it's Mark's turn
18:578 points
19:00I hate to agree but
19:02I have to agree
19:048 points again, Shekhar
19:06I hate to agree
19:08Thank you
19:10Thank you
19:12Till date
19:13The biggest villain
19:15Has collided with a television vamp
19:17But I don't know why
19:19I feel there is some defect in Gabbar
19:22See for yourself
19:24Who is this mad man
19:26Who has kidnapped me
19:28Where is he?
19:30Where is he?
19:32Oh no
19:34Where is he?
19:36He doesn't know
19:38He has come with a vamp
19:40Come in front
19:42Come in front
19:55Who is this fool
19:57Who has kidnapped you
19:59You can't even open your hands
20:03Everyone has run away
20:05But Gabbar will not
20:07But where is Gabbar?
20:09Can't you see?
20:11It's weird to shoot with me
20:13Tha! Tha!
20:18I have told you
20:20I kill one and kill another
20:22Are you Gabbar or Rabbar?
20:24How did you become like this?
20:26Because of my man
20:28Your man?
20:30Get lost
20:32He asked me if I had a vermillion on my forehead
20:34My man, my party's man
20:36Thakur said that
20:38You have raised an army of hijraos
20:39Thakur
20:41Thakur took revenge from me
20:43He hijraoed me
20:45Where did you rob?
20:47I have robbed many places
20:49I swear, I went to the police station the day before yesterday
20:51Then?
20:52I came back
20:53Why?
20:54Does anyone rob their own people?
20:58By the way
20:59You tell me
21:00Whom do you want to make friends with?
21:02Shekhar
21:04Liar
21:05If you had asked Archana, I would have agreed
21:09Do sisters ever make friends?
21:12Don't you know about vamps?
21:15She can make friends with anyone
21:18What is a vamp?
21:20Vamp?
21:22A vamp is a woman who kills her husband
21:26Because he didn't come home on Saturday night
21:32A vamp is a woman who gets her own parents
21:34She gets her own parents raped
21:37So that she doesn't have any siblings
21:39Get lost, you woman who spoils the enjoyment of parents
21:45You are worse than a dacoit
21:47I don't want to be called worse
21:49We vamps are the mother of dacoits
21:52Mother, I am hungry
21:53Get lost
22:00Who are you? Tell me the truth
22:01Tell me the truth
22:02I am Razia Khala
22:03I have 20 women in my locality
22:05I am a dacoit
22:07I am 50 feet away from here
22:09If a child doesn't drink milk at night, his mother tells him to drink it
22:11Otherwise the dacoit will come and drink it all
22:15With a bottle
22:19You tell me
22:21How many men were there?
22:24You tell me
22:25How many men were there?
22:26Two were for free and one was for money
22:27One was for free
22:30But all three were for free
22:31What do you mean?
22:32I went to loot in the bus
22:33You have a dirty mind
22:35My man ran away with the money
22:36I got it for free
22:37Then I looted in another bus
22:38I collected 60,000 rupees from people
22:40What did you do with that money?
22:41I returned it to everyone
22:43Why?
22:44I spoke to the police in 1 lakh
22:45Would I have given 40,000 rupees to the police?
22:50Did you loot anywhere else?
22:52I looted in Sudesh's house
22:54I found 18 dozen rotten oranges there
22:57What?
22:58I don't eat it myself, I give it to others
22:59I don't know where they keep it
23:05Did you ever loot any decent place?
23:07Yes, I did
23:08Did you get any decent stuff from there?
23:09Yes
23:10What?
23:11I put it in Ali and Kashif's room
23:12They both live together
23:13But they don't have children
23:14I don't know why
23:18I got 200 saris from there
23:20And 300 inner glasses
23:22What?
23:24Inner glasses?
23:25The ones you wear in water
23:26Are you mad?
23:27Your brain is dirty
23:28In water?
23:32I distributed it among people of Ramgarh
23:35Rahim Chacha and Ramu Kaka also took it
23:38They took less saris and more glasses
23:39I don't know why
23:40Leave that
23:41If you have any extra saris left
23:43Give them to me
23:45I gave these saris to Rahim Chacha
23:47Yes
23:48I am very fond of him
23:50What does he look like to you?
23:52He is my fiance
23:54Fiance?
23:56If he is your fiance, then dance
23:59Dance
24:01No, doctor has told me not to
24:03Why? Is your head heavy?
24:05Head heavy?
24:06Of course, Rahim Chacha can only make your head heavy at this age
24:12No
24:13Dance, or else this will work and this will work
24:15You will need someone
24:16Okay, okay
24:17I will dance
24:18Tell me, how are you?
24:19What is your face like?
24:20What is your face like?
24:25Hold this
24:27It is itching
24:28Can you scratch my back?
24:29You want me to scratch your back?
24:32Now tell me
24:34How many bullets are there?
24:35In which?
24:37Of course, in the gun
24:40I haven't used it for a long time
24:41I don't know
24:43Tell me correctly
24:44How many bullets are there?
24:45Three
24:47A man, three bullets
24:50This is very unjust
24:52Very unjust
24:58Now it is fine
25:00A man is there
25:02Bullets are there
25:03This is also unjust
25:04Shut up
25:06Dance
25:07Now you dance
25:08You made me dance
25:09No
25:10Come on, dance
25:11No
25:12I am telling you, dance
25:13No
25:14Dance
25:15Dance
25:17Come on, dance
25:22She has a horn on one side
25:26Arishna ji, what to say
25:27How did you like the dance of Vamp and Gabbar?
25:30Although Shakeel, you have shown a lot
25:32But
25:33Today
25:34That thing is not coming
25:36It is happening
25:37And I am not enjoying it
25:38Which is always in your performance
25:40Somehow things are not working
25:42There is no lack of effort
25:44And all of you are great artists
25:46And great artists
25:47But
25:49It is not happening
25:50I think
25:52It was of a very good standard
25:54I know there is a little weakness
25:55Sometimes the script is not there
25:56But still
25:57I tell you
25:58I personally liked it
25:59It is a brilliant performance
26:00Very very good
26:02It is time for you to give marks
26:04These two numbers are running between us
26:06Seven points
26:07Alright
26:08And seven points from Shakeel
26:10Alright
26:11Thank you Urvashi
26:12Thank you Shakeel
26:13Thank you
26:16At the end of Sholay
26:17Thakur hit Gabbar with his shoes
26:20And with the nail of Thakur's shoes
26:23Gabbar got a heart attack
26:25And he had to cut both his hands
26:31So now
26:32For the first time
26:33The story after Sholay
26:35Listen
26:36Tunde Thakur
26:37And Tunde Gabbar's tongue
26:39Please welcome
26:40Tharki Gabbar
26:41Swapnil
26:42And Tharki Thakur
26:43VIP
26:44Oh God
27:10Hey Thakur
27:11Shake hands on this
27:15Hey Gabbar
27:16How are you?
27:17Are you fine Shakeel?
27:21I
27:22I am very lonely Thakur
27:25Yes
27:26For a few days
27:28Will you send Ramlal to me?
27:31Yes
27:33I want him to wash my car
27:36No
27:39Ramlal only gets married
27:47So what should I do Thakur?
27:49What should I do?
27:50Since the time my hands have been cut
27:52Because of the nails of your shoes
27:55No one lets me live in peace
27:58Then why don't you remove this chain
28:00And throw it away?
28:02Yes
28:06Don't argue Thakur
28:07Don't argue
28:08You are a decent man
28:09Don't make such a bad joke
28:11I am a decent man?
28:13Yes
28:14Who says I am a decent man?
28:17I left Sharapat the other day
28:19The day I saw Basanti
28:21For the first time
28:22In the shower
28:25You saw Basanti in the shower?
28:27When did you see her?
28:28Tell me when did you see her?
28:29She was feeding her cattle outside the mansion
28:32And I was taking a bath in my open bathroom
28:38You were taking a bath?
28:40Yes
28:42Shut up Gabbar
28:44She is my life
28:46She is my life
28:50Is she your life or your life?
28:52Is she your life or your life Basanti?
28:54She is not my life
28:55Then who is your life Thakur?
28:56She is my aunt
29:01That means Basanti is empty
29:03Basanti is empty
29:04Then fill my pot with Basanti Thakur
29:07Fill my pot with Basanti
29:09If that is the case
29:11Then I will call her from the front
29:13To meet you from the back
29:21But Thakur
29:22What if Veeru comes with her?
29:24What if Veeru comes with her?
29:25There is no need to worry
29:27You bring 4-5 dogs with you
29:30He will be busy drinking their blood
29:33And you can be easy with Basanti
29:40I understood Thakur
29:41I understood
29:42Your hiding hands are different
29:44And your showing hands are different
29:46Shut up Gabbar
29:47Or else I will lose my hand
29:49Now I remember Thakur
29:51Thakur
29:52There is news from 50 kms away
29:56That you have done a lot of black magic
29:59In your youth without hands
30:02You have done a lot of black magic
30:05So give us a few tips
30:07About life without hands Thakur
30:10Give us a few tips
30:12Ask
30:14When we go to meet Basanti without hands
30:17How will I give her flowers Thakur?
30:20It's very simple
30:22Break it from her mouth and give it to her
30:24Like this?
30:26Not in her mouth but in her hands
30:29But where are her hands Thakur?
30:30Basanti has them
30:32Oh you are joking Thakur
30:36Give me a big hand
30:37Shut up
30:39If after giving her flowers
30:41I want to hug Basanti
30:44Then how should I hug her Thakur?
30:46Listen to me carefully Gabbar
30:50You don't have hands
30:52But you have a neck
30:55Hug her like this
31:02It was fun Thakur
31:03Give him a big hand
31:08And if after all this
31:10I want to hug Basanti
31:12Shut up Gabbar
31:13Thakur
31:14Will you do everything
31:16Or will you leave something for Basanti too?
31:19Give him a big hand for this
31:28Because of this
31:31Gabbar's legs have become septic
31:34And he has to cut his legs too
31:40Thakur
31:41Come Gabbar
31:43Do you want to meet Basanti?
31:45What will I do after meeting Basanti Thakur?
31:48Now my shutter is down
31:52Shutter down
32:00So let's find out
32:02How did Archana find Thakur and Gabbar's behavior?
32:06It is definitely not
32:08VIP and Swapnil standard
32:10Definitely
32:11I am a little disappointed
32:13Thank you ma'am
32:15Shekhar
32:16If there is something missing in the script
32:19Then you both don't have hands
32:21You both are great actors
32:24But after coming here
32:26You could say
32:28There was a creative dead end
32:30In which you both got stuck
32:32So a bit of a disappointment
32:35Jailor sir
32:36Wow
32:38Yeah
32:39I am happy
32:40Very nice
32:41Thank you sir
32:42Thank you
32:45Kante ki takkar
32:46Where today all the characters of Sholay
32:49Have become one by calling their enemies
32:51To celebrate this happiness
32:53A special guest has come with us
32:56So please welcome
32:57Children's Sholay Nandini
33:06Hey Samba
33:09Where have you all gone?
33:12You had gone to bring Rakhi Sawant
33:16Still you came
33:18Empty handed
33:20What were you thinking?
33:22Sardar will be very happy
33:24Everyone will laugh
33:29Children of heaven
33:30I have mixed Gabbar's name in the soil
33:37You will be punished for this
33:41You will be punished equally
33:44Sardar
33:45Rakhi Sawant doesn't come like this
33:48Wherever she goes to dance
33:50She sets fire
33:55That's why she is coming with the media police
33:57And fire brigade
33:59Here she comes
34:02No Rakhi
34:03Rakhi
34:04Don't come in front of these dogs
34:08Look, I don't lie
34:10Whatever I say, I say it from my heart
34:12I did everything for the name
34:14I caught Alimika
34:15I slapped Parbhishek
34:16I did so much drama in Majumli
34:19And now I will dance in Gabbar's party
34:21Gabbar is giving me money
34:23Then why shouldn't I do it?
34:27Hey
34:28Sometimes
34:29In my heart
34:31I have a thought
34:33Rakhi
34:35That Rakhi has been made
34:37For Abhishek
34:42What have I understood?
34:44I didn't make Gabbar understand
34:46Gabbar slapped me
34:49But Jaya and Varun
34:51Couldn't make Rakhi understand
34:53If Rakhi herself understands
34:55Then it's fine
34:56Otherwise there is no point in explaining it to the world
35:02Bravo
35:04Attention
35:06I said attention
35:08We have been watching item dance
35:10Since the time of the British
35:11Yes
35:14Prisoners
35:15Listen carefully
35:16Whatever has been happening in this jail
35:18Will not happen again
35:20Yes
35:28From now on
35:29Item dance in dinner
35:30Item dance in lunch
35:31And item dance in breakfast
35:33Do you understand?
35:34Yes
35:38Very nice
35:39Hey
35:40Where is Rakhi Sawant's dance?
35:43Tell me
35:44I will also learn dance from her
35:46I don't have any run
35:48Because I work hard and dance less
35:51Rakhi Sawant, you become my run
35:54I am not that bad looking
35:56Hey
35:57Hey
36:02Look
36:03I don't lie
36:04And who are you?
36:05You are not in the item dance
36:07Then how did you come here?
36:08Hey
36:09Even I know that I am not in the item dance
36:13But even you are not in the item dance
36:16Come, let's dance together
36:19And item dance
36:21Hey
36:22Thank you
36:23Very nice
36:25Very nice
36:35What's your name dear?
36:36Nandini Kapoor
36:37Dear, show your voice
36:39This is my voice
36:41Oh
36:42Which class are you from?
36:44Second
36:45You are brilliant dear
36:46Thank you
36:47Fabulous
36:48Mind blowing
36:49Very good Nandini
36:50A huge round of applause
36:51Our little comedian Nandini
36:53Thank you so much for coming on our show
36:55Thank you
36:56Thank you
36:57Bye
37:23See you next week
37:24Here only
37:25Bingo Hatke Jatke Presents
37:26Kaante Ki Takkar Mein
37:27Till then
37:28Goodbye
37:29Take care
37:30God bless