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00:00On Cubo, join two lucky kids for an adventure that's out of this world.
00:06Jason, it's for you.
00:08Engage!
00:09That's right.
00:10With 321 Penguins and Larry Boy Stories.
00:13Then it's everyone's favorite elephant king, Babar.
00:18Pleased to meet you, Charles.
00:20Discover all the fun with Babar.
00:23We've got an important mission ahead of us.
00:25321 Penguins and Larry Boy Stories, followed by Babar.
00:28Coming next on NBC.
00:39From Bumblyburg to the far reaches of the universe,
00:42I, Larry Boy, and my favorite penguin buddies,
00:46fight evil wherever it appears.
00:48Greed, impatience, complaining,
00:50there's no place for you in this galaxy.
00:53Beware, evildoers, good shall be done here.
00:57321 Penguins and Larry Boy Stories.
01:21Call the police.
01:28Let's go.
01:30We've received unconfirmed reports
01:33that we may indeed be seeing the return of Larry Boy.
01:38Whoa!
01:42A little help?
01:45I'll take that off your hands.
01:47You won't be needing chocolate where you're going,
01:50rat scallions.
01:55Remember, kid, with great chocolate
01:58comes great responsibility.
02:01I'll take that off your hands.
02:03You won't be needing chocolate where you're going,
02:06rat scallions.
02:08Remember, kid, with great chocolate
02:11comes great responsibility.
02:29Well done, Master Larry.
02:31Bumblyburg can celebrate in peace
02:34now that the Choco Bandits are behind bars.
02:37That bird won't be made of chocolate.
02:39What are you eating?
02:41You know what they say.
02:43Chocolate saved is chocolate earned.
02:45That's pennies.
02:47This box cost me ten bucks, but it's worth every penny.
02:50Master Larry, you know what happens
02:52when you eat too much chocolate.
02:54It's not a big deal, Alfred.
02:56A little chocolate isn't a big deal.
02:58No worries, Alfred. See you back in the Larry Cave.
03:01Larry Boy, over and out.
03:10Hold on. Let me save.
03:12Sorry.
03:14This is, uh...
03:16This is Petunia Rhubarb
03:18reporting from Bumblyburg Park,
03:20where preparations are underway
03:22for the city's gala tricentennial celebration.
03:25But as the city gets ready to celebrate its 300th birthday,
03:29something very odd has been discovered
03:32which has authorities concerned.
03:34The statue of Bumblyburg's founder, Obadiah Bumbly,
03:38has been mysteriously wrapped
03:40in what appears to be a giant spider web.
03:43And one such concerned authority
03:46would be none other than the mayor of Bumblyburg herself,
03:50Mayor Blueberry.
03:52Oh, hello.
03:54I was not expecting you.
03:56Mayor Blueberry, do you expect this recent vandalism
03:59to have an impact on the upcoming celebration?
04:02Evans, no.
04:04Everything is organized and well under control.
04:07I'm not letting a few silly cobwebs
04:10get in the way of our 300th birthday.
04:13Hey!
04:15Try something a little more delicate.
04:19Oh. Okay.
04:27We've got a great team here.
04:31Rest assured that your Bumblyburg civil servants
04:34have everything under control.
04:36Thank you, Mayor.
04:39More as the story develops.
04:41This is Petunia Rhubarb live at Bumblyburg Park.
04:45Well under control indeed.
04:49Once I'm finished with them,
04:51I'll be the one in control.
04:57Oh, Curly, you've returned.
04:59Come, tell me what you've learned.
05:07Good evening and welcome
05:09to my Bananarama extravaganza.
05:11I'm your host, the Tall Banana, and...
05:14Whoopsie-daisy! I slipped on the old peel.
05:17Here we go again.
05:19I've just got to stand up.
05:28Master Letty, welcome back.
05:31I don't feel so good.
05:33Indeed. You do appear to be a bit pale.
05:36Excuse me.
05:41Yeah, I love this world wide web thing you've got going.
05:44Very high tech.
05:46Oh, for the moment, it's only my Bumblyburg wide web.
05:49But be patient. First Bumblyburg, then the world.
05:53So, uh, what you got?
05:55Paralyzer beams? Magnetic webbing?
05:57An army of little radioactive robot spiders?
06:00Silly worm, that's not the way I operate.
06:03I'm temptation.
06:05I'll simply divide and conquer.
06:07No one can stand up to me on their own.
06:09Oh, yeah, right.
06:11Very smooth.
06:13Tell me then, what have you scouted out for me?
06:16Who's in charge? Which pillars need removal?
06:19Every town needs three key elements to operate.
06:22One, organization.
06:24You got Mayor Blueberry, the city's duly elected leader.
06:28She runs the city, keeps everything moving like a well-oiled machine.
06:32And her weakness?
06:34Vanity.
06:36She wants to be beautiful.
06:38Perfect.
06:39Two, communication.
06:41Meet Petunia Rhubarb, television news reporter.
06:43Bumblyburg looks to her to find out what's going on.
06:46If she's not on the air, folks might as well just read the newspaper.
06:50Yeah, right.
06:52Well, I've got news for her.
06:54What's her secret weakness?
06:56Video games.
06:58She's good at them, too.
06:59And she'd be happy to play them all day long.
07:02Excellent.
07:03I think I might be able to arrange something.
07:06Three, protection.
07:08And that comes courtesy of Larry Boy, superhero.
07:11There's nothing there.
07:13Actually, I'm still kind of working on that one, boss.
07:16Well, then kind of work a little harder.
07:19I need to know about their defender if we want to take him out.
07:23Meanwhile, I believe I'll pay a visit to her Honor the Mayor.
07:28I've warned you, Master Larry.
07:30This is the direct result of your overindulgence in chocolates.
07:34They give me energy.
07:35They also give you a bellyache and a sugar crash.
07:39Something evil is afoot in Bumblyburg,
07:41and you're going to need all your superhero faculties to battle it.
07:45I need to lie down.
07:47Got any super strength tummy seltzers?
07:50Ah.
08:01How much chocolate did you eat?
08:03Too much.
08:06Excuse me.
08:07What you need, Master Larry, is to eschew chocolate.
08:11What's eschew?
08:12Not much. What's eschew with you?
08:16You're hilarious.
08:20Oh.
08:28Oh, I jest.
08:30Actually, eschew means to avoid, to renounce, to give up.
08:34I can't give up chocolate. I love chocolate.
08:37Well, then I'll help you.
08:38Oh, yeah. Maybe you're right, Alfred.
08:41What do we do?
08:42Well, we'll design a program together.
08:45A lot more exercise and a lot less chocolate.
08:51Oh.
08:54Ah.
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09:28Once upon a time, there was a girl.
09:30This girl, she takes care of these parrots.
09:33But she was very mean.
09:34And the dog was very ugly.
09:37So she was riding her bike home from school.
09:40And, you know, she decided to go and visit.
09:43Huge, gigantic worms and stuff.
09:45And she was like, oh, my gosh.
09:47Finally, at the end, she writes a note to her friend saying,
09:50Worms cannot jump.
09:52Cool.
09:53It was so funny.
09:54I love that.
09:55Reading.
09:56Everybody's doing it.
10:03Knock, knock.
10:05Who's there?
10:07Just a pretty little apple with some time to spare.
10:11Open up.
10:13Apple who?
10:15A harmless little cutie with her eye on you.
10:18Open up that door and let me in.
10:22Don't you worry about those hairs on your chinny chin chin.
10:26I'm not preaching moderation.
10:31Knock, knock.
10:33What's your name?
10:35Temptation.
10:38Oh, no.
10:39Temptation.
10:41Look out.
10:43Temptation.
10:47Not now, Jean-Claude.
10:48I'm extremely busy.
10:51I said, who let you in?
10:55I was hoping you would.
10:57One and two and three and four and one and two and three and four.
11:02A little faster now.
11:04One and two and three and four and one and two and three and four.
11:08Come on now.
11:09No pain, no gain.
11:10One and two and three and four and one and two and three and four.
11:15No energy.
11:17Needs chocolate.
11:18To the bench press.
11:21Look, I'm very busy right now.
11:23I've got a million things to organize for the celebration.
11:27Why, that's exactly why I'm here.
11:29With everything you have to worry about,
11:31I thought you might need a little help with your outfit for the occasion.
11:34I'm a seamstress, you might say.
11:38What a fabulous cape.
11:40Look at those eyes and that lovely purple-blue complexion.
11:45With a little work, you could be a knockout.
11:48For sure, please.
11:50I'm not one of those vain blueberries who only thinks of her appearance.
11:55A knockout?
11:57Do you really think?
11:58Absolutely.
12:00Please come in.
12:02And you know, there's no harm in wanting to look your best.
12:05After all, you represent all of Bumblyburg.
12:08You owe it to your citizens to appear fabulous at all times.
12:13Well, I suppose.
12:16If you put it that way.
12:18Oh, how lovely.
12:21That's amazing.
12:23It almost looks like you can walk right in.
12:26Oh, but you can.
12:27Go ahead.
12:29Walk right in.
12:31What a marvelous dress.
12:34I love the color.
12:36Is that crimson?
12:38It's more of a scarlet.
12:42You've got it.
12:43You've got it.
12:45Four more.
12:48I can't do this.
12:51That's why I'm here.
12:52Two more.
12:54You need more oomph, Master Larry?
12:56Yeah, I'm really thirsty.
12:58No, no, more oomph.
13:00You need to give it everything you've got.
13:03A little help.
13:05Come on, Master Larry.
13:07Push.
13:11Well, Alfred, you're right.
13:13I am starting to feel better.
13:16Alfred?
13:21Knock, knock.
13:23Who's there?
13:25Just a friendly little apple with a game to share.
13:28Open up.
13:30Apple who?
13:32Just a simple little lovely with her eye on you.
13:35Open up that door and let me in.
13:39I don't care about your hairs on your chilly chin chin.
13:43I'm not preaching moderation.
13:48Knock, knock.
13:50What's your name?
13:52Temptation.
13:55Oh, no.
13:56Temptation.
13:59Look out.
14:00Temptation.
14:06Hold on, Jerry.
14:07I'll be right with you.
14:09Okay, let's do some reporting.
14:12Oh.
14:14Can I help you?
14:15I hope so.
14:16Sometimes it's just so hard to help yourself.
14:19Huh?
14:20I have something you might be interested in.
14:23I'm sorry, but I'm on a deadline.
14:25Huge breaking story.
14:26Oh, bless your heart.
14:27You are the busy one.
14:29Don't you ever relax?
14:31Well, yeah.
14:33I play my HandyPod.
14:34What if I told you I have the one and only test version of HandyPod Advanced?
14:41HandyPod Advanced?
14:43Maybe I could come in and give you a demonstration?
14:46I don't know.
14:47I need to find out what's going on with the statue and who's responsible and...
14:51With LaserCycle4000.
14:54LaserCycle4000?
14:56Come on in.
14:58I'd love to.
15:00You know, it's so good to be able to take your mind off your work every now and again.
15:05You owe it to yourself.
15:07Well, yeah.
15:09That wouldn't be so bad, I guess.
15:14Oh, this is advanced.
15:16It looks like you can walk right in.
15:19Oh, but you can.
15:21Go ahead.
15:22Walk right in.
15:29Have fun.
15:40You are one funny weatherman, Cliff.
15:44You're almost as goofy as Bill on sports.
15:49I tell ya.
15:51Well, let's go live to Petunia Rhubarb
15:54with an update on the mysterious web around Old Obadiah at Bumbleyburg Park.
16:01Hey, woo-hoo!
16:03Bumbleyburg High rules! Yeah!
16:05Uh, Petunia?
16:07Petunia? You there?
16:10We seem to be having a little technical difficulty.
16:14Back to you, Bill.
16:17No news is good news.
16:20Oh, Uncle Ephraim, you'd be so proud.
16:23Now, the only force standing between me and my conquest of Bumbleyburg is Larry-Boy.
16:29Not to worry, boss.
16:31I got the goods on him and that brainy butler of his.
16:34Two words. Bananas and chocolate.
16:38Oh, delicious.
16:42Master Larry, this is exceedingly interesting.
16:48Apparently, these mysterious webs are nothing new.
16:51It seems they've plagued the city of Bumbleyburg in the past.
16:54When? How? Why?
16:57Unfortunately, my computer database doesn't contain such old information.
17:01I believe I'll have to make a trip to the Bumbleyburg Historical Society to find out more.
17:06Oh, no. I've got to move fast.
17:10I'll be back shortly, Master Larry.
17:12Meanwhile, I trust you won't give in to your, ahem, temptation while I'm gone.
17:17Don't worry, Alfred. I'm stronger than temptation.
17:20I'm a superhero.
17:33Hey, I'm walking here.
17:36Please, madam, use the sidewalk.
17:46Who is it?
17:47Uh, hello?
17:49Alfred said someone named Larry-Boy might need some assistance.
17:53Well, you can tell Alfred that Larry-Boy's a superhero and he doesn't need any help.
17:58Oh, oh, I see.
18:00Well, let me leave my card with you, just in case.
18:04Now, where did I put those?
18:06Maybe it's under the chocolate.
18:09Did you say chocolate?
18:11Yeah, right here, under the chocolate.
18:16Well, I guess it won't hurt to have the opinion of another trainer.
18:20Oh, wait. You need security clearance.
18:22Oh, well, I, um...
18:24Promise not to tell anybody about my secret cave?
18:27Cross my heart.
18:29All clear. Come on in. I'll be right...
18:32I mean, Larry-Boy will be right up.
18:34I thought you'd never ask.
18:42What are we supposed to be doing?
18:44I don't know. Go ask the mayor.
18:47Where's the mayor? Where's Petunia?
18:50Ah! I've got to hurry!
19:03Nearly 300 years ago,
19:05a small band of valiant vegetables would embark on a ship they called the Cauliflower
19:10to settle an unknown land.
19:12Led by the fearless Obadiah Bumbly,
19:15they soon began establishing a primitive settlement in the wilderness of the New World.
19:20Today, we give thanks for our safe arrival on these beautiful and bountiful shores.
19:27Obadiah Bumbly.
19:28But it wasn't long before it became clear
19:31that something was rotten in the new settlement.
19:34Dearest Catherine,
19:35I am finding myself irresistibly drawn to a fascinating new establishment in town.
19:40It is called Appley's Fun House.
19:43And boy, does it look like fun!
19:46Abraham Roberts.
19:47Soon, chaos would reign in their little community.
19:52Before we get to your exercises,
19:54you don't mind if I have a little snack, do you?
19:57It gives me energy.
20:00Something the matter, Dumpling?
20:02No, I just have this thing for chocolate, that's all.
20:05Oh, where are my manners?
20:09Care for a bite?
20:11No, no thanks.
20:12I've been eating too much of it lately.
20:14Less chocolate, more exercise.
20:16Mmm, wise plan.
20:18Besides being so delicious,
20:20chocolate is also very interesting.
20:23Did you know chocolate was invented by the Mayans thousands of years ago?
20:27The Mayans, eh?
20:29Mm-hmm.
20:30Made from the beans of the cocoa tree.
20:33B-b-b-beans?
20:35You know what I think would be fabulous?
20:38What if there was a museum of chocolate?
20:42You know, a place you could go to learn all about it.
20:45Beautiful chocolate.
20:46Of course, you wouldn't have to eat any,
20:49if you didn't want to.
20:51But what an education that would be.
20:54And becoming educated about food is an important part of any training program.
21:01Yeah, a museum.
21:04That'd be so educational.
21:08All work in the young settlement of Bumblyburg had come to a halt.
21:12The little town was about to fall into the hands of a single sinister citizen.
21:19Oh, my goodness!
21:22Ladies and gentlemen,
21:25welcome to the chocolate room!
21:29Did you know that white chocolate contains no caffeine?
21:33Really? That sounds healthy.
21:35Go ahead. Just a teensy-weensy taste won't hurt.
21:39Well, I suppose if it's educational.
21:42Oh, it certainly will be.
21:45Mmm.
21:47Yummy.
21:48Excellent. Now try another one.
21:51Oh, I don't think I should.
21:53I promised Alfred I would eschew chocolate.
21:56Oh, no, no, no. Chew them.
21:59You must compare the flavors to learn the differences.
22:03Right. Right. Educational.
22:06Chewing, chewing, always brewing,
22:10never stops until you're stewing.
22:14Oh, how much fun to go canoeing
22:17while your chocolate is accruing,
22:20all-consuming, hair-shampooing,
22:23all my victims fast subduing!
22:27Go ahead. Take the plunge.
22:31Time to go swimming!
22:44Knock, knock.
22:47What's your name?
22:49Temptation.
22:51Something evil is afoot in Bumblyburg.
22:54Apparently, these mysterious webs are nothing new.
22:57It seems they've plagued the city of Bumblyburg in the past.
23:00I'm Temptation. I'll simply divide and conquer.
23:04No one can stand up to me on their own.
23:07Oh, yes. I'm Temptation.
23:11No one can stand up to me on their own.
23:14Oh, yes. I'm Temptation. I'll simply divide and conquer.
23:17No one can stand up to me on their own.
23:20Oh, yes. I'm Temptation. I'll simply divide and conquer.
23:23No one can stand up to me on their own.
23:26Oh, yes. I'm Temptation. I'll simply divide and conquer.
23:29No one can stand up to me on their own.
23:32Oh, yes. I'm Temptation. I'll simply divide and conquer.
23:35No one can stand up to me on their own.
23:38If I have a little snack, do you? It gives me energy.
23:42Care for a bite?
23:44No, thanks. I've been eating too much of it lately.
23:47Less chocolate, more exercise.
23:49What if there was a museum of chocolate?
23:55Go ahead. Take the plunge.
23:59Time to go swimming!
24:02No!
24:07The cause of all this chaos was Ephraim Apley,
24:10a bad apple who had come over on the call of flower,
24:13determined to take over the tiny town by distracting them with play.
24:17His plan was to enslave the community with nonstop fun.
24:21It was only the timely arrival of Obadiah Bumbly
24:24that saved the little community from ruin.
24:27Ephraim Apley, thou art a scourge upon the fair face of Bumblyburg.
24:31Obadiah Bumbly.
24:32Oh, brother Obadiah, thou art so uptight.
24:36Prithee, let the brethren playeth the little checkers.
24:40Ephraim Apley.
24:41I have not against a bit of harmless amusement, brother Ephraim.
24:45It is well and good to playest thou checkers on occasion.
24:48Citizens of Bumblyburg, I beseech ye,
24:51let us turn our backs on this rotten apple and his house of overindulgence.
24:56Thou hast tried to lead us into temptation, brother Ephraim,
24:59but we shall not follow thee.
25:02Obadiah Bumbly.
25:03Oh, yeah? Says who?
25:06Say we.
25:07Away, leave, be gone.
25:09Gone be Ephraim Apley.
25:11And thus, Ephraim Apley and his lineage would be forced from Bumblyburg,
25:16defeated in his plot to rule the little village.
25:19Oh, my, that apple.
25:22Master Laddie?
25:34What's happened to you?
25:36Oh, no, you've fallen into a web of chocolate temptation.
25:40Now, isn't that an awful shame?
25:43You! You're Apley!
25:46How did you get in here?
25:48Why, your superhero friend let me in, of course.
25:51Well, if he'd known what I know, he certainly never would have.
25:54That's what they all say, but they always let me in.
26:00I know all about you.
26:02And, of course, I know all about you, too, Alfred.
26:06What? What are you doing?
26:09Alfred, poor Alfred.
26:11You've been working so hard doing all that tedious research in the library.
26:17Don't you think you deserve a little harmless amusement?
26:21Good evening, and welcome once again to my Bananarama extravaganza.
26:25Oh, oh, oh, no, you don't.
26:27I'm not going to fall.
26:29Whoopsie-daisy.
26:31That gets me every time.
26:34Yes, the banana is a comic genius.
26:37And, of course, only the smartest, most tasteful people can appreciate his work.
26:42Indeed, ma'am. I've often harbored that very thought myself.
26:49Ta-ta, boys.
26:51I've got a big surprise for Bumbley Bird.
26:59Now, great Uncle Athrum, our time has come.
27:04Soon I'll control this town with that silly superhero and his butler out of the way.
27:09We need to move fast.
27:11And now to launch the final phase of my brilliant scheme.
27:16Bumbley Bird will be ours.
27:18Yours, yours I mean.
27:20Everyone will be in your power.
27:22That's better.
27:24Wait till they see what I've got in store for them.
27:27I'll spin a monument to temptation so alluring
27:32that no citizen of Bumbley Bird will be able to resist.
27:36All will enter, but none will ever come out.
27:50The perfect spot.
27:54Hey, but don't we need a construction crew?
27:56How can we build a...
27:58Whoa, whoa!
28:00Whoa, mama!
28:07Hee-hee.
28:20Step right up, come one, come all.
28:22You don't want to miss out on this fun and exciting opportunity.
28:26Whoopsie-doosie, I slipped on me own heels.
28:29Hurry, folks. Come on down to Appley's Funhouse 2.
28:33That's right, Appley's Funhouse 2.
28:36Appley's Funhouse 2?
28:38Oh no, I'm stuck fast.
28:41I need help.
28:43Master Laddie, you must listen.
28:45Bumbley Bird is in terrible danger.
28:48They are being led into temptation.
28:51Mmm, chocolate.
28:53Laddie boy, Bumbley Bird needs a hero.
28:57Hero? I am the...
28:59I am that hero!
29:03Oh no, I've fallen into a web of chocolate temptation.
29:08Alfred, I can't get out of this mess by myself.
29:11I need your help.
29:13As do I, Master Laddie. Throw me a line.
29:16I'll try.
29:18Oh, what do you know?
29:28The potassium phosphate in the sports elixir
29:30must have had an adverse chemical reaction
29:32with the triglyceride compound in this web,
29:34thus working like an acid.
29:36Ha, interesting.
29:37Oh, the oomph has oomph.
29:39I'm terribly sorry, Master Larry.
29:41I haven't been the butler you need me to be.
29:44No need to apologize, Alfred.
29:46I completely understand, but I need your help.
29:49It seems we need each other's help to get out of temptation.
29:52I don't know what happened.
29:54I just thought I'd need a little bit of chocolate.
29:56Master Laddie, you cannot be the superhero.
30:00If all I ever think about is chocolate.
30:02I know that now, Alfred.
30:07Thanks for your help, buddy.
30:08And thank you for yours.
30:10But others are still in the grip of temptation.
30:13We must help free them or Bumblyburg will be doomed!
30:26Mayor Blueberry!
30:27My heir, I can't do a thing with this.
30:31You've been led into temptation by that bad apple.
30:34That lovely apple?
30:36I'm afraid her beauty is only skin deep.
30:39She needs help.
30:41Master Laddie!
30:43You can't be the mayor if all you think about is how you look.
30:46That is true.
30:48Bumblyburg is in trouble!
30:49Oh my goodness.
30:50Please, can you help me get out of here?
30:53You bet I can.
30:58Thank you so much, my friends.
31:01Our pleasure, your honor.
31:02Now we need to free Petunia.
31:04The city needs to learn the news.
31:06Ladies and gentlemen, Bumblyburg is of all ages
31:10The fabulous Appley's Funhouse 2 is open for business.
31:14Come on in and join the fun and frolic.
31:17Whoever enters the funhouse stays in the funhouse.
31:22Appley's Funhouse 2, the round-the-clock funnest place in town.
31:27I didn't see anything about this on the news.
31:29Come to think of it, I haven't seen anything on the news.
31:39Petunia!
31:40I don't think I can hold them off much longer.
31:44I'm on the way.
31:47Help me!
31:48How do I get out of here?
31:54There's nothing wrong with playing video games, but you've let this video game play you.
31:59I know!
32:00I want out!
32:02Hold on!
32:09Let's find out what's going on out there.
32:15Master Larry!
32:16Jerry!
32:19Come on, folks, hurry, hurry, hurry.
32:21It's all happening on the inside.
32:23Nothing going on out here.
32:25Hey, who's that little worm?
32:27Apprehend him, Master Larry.
32:28He's working for the Apples.
32:31What are you waiting for?
32:32Come on in!
32:39Officer!
32:40Arrest this worm.
32:42What's the charge?
32:43Accomplice to temptation with intent to lead astray,
32:46operating a giant Macintosh without a permit.
32:49What? You can't arrest me.
32:50And resisting arrest.
32:53None of us is strong enough to fight temptation on our own.
32:56It's apple-picking time.
32:59Petunia, do your thing.
33:01You got it.
33:02Larry boy, say no more.
33:05Okay, on me.
33:07In three, two...
33:10Petunia Rhubarb coming to you live from Bumblyburg Park.
33:13A huge, monstrous apple has been sighted here in the park.
33:17Authorities are cautioning the public not, I repeat, do not go near Appley's Fun House.
33:23Turn away from temptation.
33:25It's a trap.
33:26Believe me, I know.
33:28Repeat, flee temptation.
33:31What's happening?
33:32What are they doing?
33:34All right, bad apple, the jig is up.
33:45Bad apple, you are rotten to the core.
33:51How about this?
33:52An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
33:57Or an apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
34:01You may be quick with the grips, but an apple in the hand is worth three bushes.
34:07No?
34:12I've got one shot to plug that web shooter.
34:17Sorry.
34:22Master Larry, what are you doing?
34:24You've got to take down the giant apple.
34:27No problem, Alfred.
34:28I'm just working on a plan.
34:30You should use oomph.
34:32But I am giving it everything I got.
34:35Oh, right.
34:55Attention, everyone.
34:57I need help from all the municipal departments.
35:00Quickly, position yourselves on each of the web connections.
35:04Larry Boy needs our help.
35:06Who are you?
35:07Department of Merriment, at your service.
35:10Ears.
35:11I got you covered.
35:23All citizens are clear of the funhouse.
35:28All right, everyone.
35:29Squat!
35:51This ain't over, Larry Boy.
35:54Don't get over-tired, Bumbly, if it's the last thing I do!
36:00Is it hot out here, or is it just me?
36:27So, how about that party?
36:47My fellow citizens, we are gathered here today
36:51to commemorate this 300th anniversary
36:55of the founding of our great city of Bumblyburg.
37:01Ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present to you
37:05our founding father, Obadiah Bumbly.
37:13Now we also have someone else to thank
37:16for delivering our town from this terrible evil.
37:19And that, of course, is our city's great superhero,
37:23Larry Boy!
37:27Why, thank you, dear, but I can't take the credit.
37:30Temptation is too strong for any one of us to handle alone.
37:34We need the help of the people around us,
37:36our friends and our family.
37:38Well put, Master Larry.
37:40You can always call on me when you need help.
37:43And as a token of our appreciation,
37:46it is my pleasure to present you,
37:49in honor of Bumblyburg's 300th birthday,
37:53this magnificent 300-pound chocolate birthday cake.
37:58Help!
37:59I'll save you a piece.
38:01A small one.
38:02All right, everyone.
38:04Go see Alfred about some cake.
38:28Once I'm finished with them, I'll be the one in control.
38:33Not so fast, bad apple.
38:36First Bumblyburg, then the world.
38:39It's apple-picking time.
38:41An ordinary citizen by day
38:45Changing suits when danger comes our way
38:48Our vigilant defender and our friend
38:51Protecting us from villains to the end
38:55Larry Boy!
38:58There's no hero quite like Larry Boy
39:02Larry Boy!
39:05Rock on, Larry Boy!
39:12Alfred! Come in, Alfred!
39:15We've gotta hurry!
39:17When trouble brings the city to its knees
39:21Everyone in Bumblyburg agrees
39:24Light the signal, rise and sound the call
39:27And Larry Boy will come and save us all
39:31Larry Boy!
39:34There's no hero quite like Larry Boy
39:38Larry Boy!
39:41Rock on, Larry Boy!
39:45Larry Boy!
39:48There's no hero quite like Larry Boy
39:52Larry Boy!
39:55Rock on, Larry Boy!
40:08Wherever there is trouble, I'll be there.
40:11Whenever a helpless vegetable calls out, I will answer.
40:15Evil-doers, beware! You are no match for the awesome power of Larry Boy and his super suction ears!
40:25There's no hero quite like Larry Boy.
40:32Rock on, Larry Boy!
40:38There's no hero quite like Larry Boy.
40:46Rock on, Larry Boy!
40:50The world needs a hero. I am that hero!
40:59How many mutants of J-9 does it take to screw on a light bulb?
41:03That data is unavailable.
41:05Two-thirds!
41:06Humorous.
41:07Tell me, why did the robot cross the road?
41:10I don't know. Why did the robot cross the road?
41:13Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
41:15Speaking of crossing the road, I thought we were going to take a trip to the sun.
41:19That is absurd. Our chassis would not withstand the intense heat of a journey to the sun.
41:24How would we accomplish this objective?
41:26We'd just go at night.
41:28Speaking of the sun, two hydrogen atoms were walking down the road.
41:31The aforementioned one? With the chicken?
41:34No. Two hydrogen atoms were walking down a different road, and one says to the other,
41:38Oh dear, I think I've lost an electron.
41:40Really, the other asks? Are you sure?
41:43Yes, I'm positive!
41:51Right, that was the ventrilo-manic and Rusty,
41:54and appearing next on stage here at the fabulous Comet Lounge,
41:58their very first appearance anywhere, it's a small group of penguins.
42:09I am...
42:22I am a ware. He is a ware.
42:27That you don't play fair. Cheater, cheater, cheater, cheat.
42:31That nervous grin. Think you're charming, think you're neat.
42:36That scaly skin. Scaly hands and scaly feet.
42:40I just can't bear. You can see it on his face.
42:45I'm in despair. You can tell because he frowns.
42:49When you do that thing. Thingy, thingy, thingy-o.
42:54Like the lizard king. The bloke who cheated in the show.
42:59You say G7's empty as you smile and bite your lip.
43:08But you know from the four pegs in a row that he sank your battleship.
43:12And you're telling her to go fish. It ain't going like you planned.
43:17Cos the odds that she just asked for are beaten in your hand.
43:21Oh, you hate to be the loser, so you always gotta win.
43:26But I'm telling you, son, playing ain't no fun. We're the cheating champion, yeah.
43:31Take another look at the good book. God wants us to play fair, yeah.
43:36Winning is for losers. Unless they're elsewhere.
43:56Yeah, winning is for losers. Unless it's Sandwich Square.
44:09You say it's Colonel Mustard in the den with a candlestick.
44:14But that's not right, cos Mrs. White's in the ballroom with a brick.
44:18And you move your bishop sideways, hey, so your pawn can steal my queen.
44:23Oh, I ain't staying with your dirty play. It's the worst I've ever seen.
44:27Oh, you hate to be the loser, so you always gotta win.
44:32But I'm telling you, son, playing ain't no fun. We're the cheating champion, yeah.
44:37Take another look at the good book. God wants us to play fair, yeah.
44:41Winning is for losers. Unless it's Sandwich Square.
44:46Yeah, winning is for losers. Unless it's Fairland Square.