Sonu Ke Titu Ki Sweety (Part-7)
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00:00Sweetie slowly slowly, chalo sweetie slowly slowly, aise na chalo jaise toh machhe ki ho jolly
00:13Ho gaisi jedi meri road, super fast tera phone, sandal mein hi koi break, oh my god, oh my god
00:23Sweetie slowly slowly, chalo sweetie slowly slowly, aise na chalo jaise toh machhe ki ho jolly
00:33Duniya ho yeh patme, duniya ho yeh patme, tum ko kare giti, mujhe na bhogo tu meri bhi solo please
00:53Sweetie, ek second soro na.
01:17Galat panga le liya tumne.
01:20Ab le liya toh le liya.
01:23Toh bada pyaar hai panga.
01:25Koi nahi sun raha.
01:26Acting kyu kar rahi ho?
01:28Acting?
01:30Matlab?
01:31Kya bol rahe ho Sonu?
01:33Chitna chaho try kar lo.
01:35Yeh shaadi toh turva ke chhodunga.
01:38Kya ho gaya hai tumhe Sonu?
01:41Please keh do ki yeh jhoot hai.
01:47Tum mazaag kar rahe ho?
02:09Itni cheap hai ghasita, baatein record karne lagi hai.
02:11Toh tu bhi kar le.
02:14Ethical nahi hai na.
02:15Ethics naam ki bhi koi cheez hoti hai,
02:17phir usme aur mujhme kya fark le jayega?
02:32Aaja Sonu, Sweetie ne kadhi banayi hai.
02:45Sorry Sweetie, main kebab le aaya hai.
02:48Kebab aakhir kebab hi hai.
02:50Haan?
03:14Aaj mai Sonu aur Dadu ke liye Chicken banayi ho.
03:16Oh Chicken Chicken.
03:17Munna basant hai na?
03:18Chalo chalo.
03:20Chalo chalo.
03:21Chalo chalo.
03:50Chalo chalo.
04:06Rukmini, tune Mangal ka kaha tha, maine maan liya.
04:08Lekin yeh sarasan na insafi hai.
04:10Lalu.
04:11Ji ji.
04:12Thek.
04:14Wah yeh toh kat chuka.
04:16Iske kurbani bekaat jaane degi?
04:18Lalu tuji meri rakhi ki kasam.
04:30Aaj ke baad na toh is ghar mein meat bakhega,
04:33na aayega.
04:35Manjeet chal, khana laga.
04:42Yaar mera toh...
04:43Pet kharab hai.
04:45Sab pata hai kahaan teh ke aata hai.
04:48Chup chaak khaalo,
04:49wana Dadi ko pata doongi
04:50ki chaar percent mein hoi thi
04:51unke rakhi ki deal.
05:00Soya chaap banayi hai Sweety ne.
05:02Tu khaa ke toh dekh.
05:03Veg mutton hota hai.
05:14Whistling.
05:29Whistling.
05:45Mayur Bihar mein ek ladke ne ladke se shadi ka waada karke
05:47uske saath sex kar liye.
05:49Aur shadi nahi ki.
05:51Toh?
05:52Usse jail ho gayi.
05:54Under section 375,
05:56shadi ka chhuta waada karke sex karna
05:58punishable offence hota hai.
06:00Toh yeh mujhe kyu bata rahi ho?
06:02Aise.
06:03News thi.
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08:40What happened?
08:43I don't know.
08:45I don't know what happened.
08:51F**k!
08:54What must she be thinking?
09:10It's okay.
09:15It's okay.
09:19I know we decided to wait, but it's us.
09:24You already have a wife.
09:27You just have to put up a stamp on 22nd October.
09:31It's okay.
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09:37It's okay.
09:40I'm sorry.
09:41Are you crazy?
09:58I love you.
10:01I love you too.
10:02I love you too.
10:09Get ready.
10:10I have to go home.
10:29I'm not a heroine.
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