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00:00well here we are the golden oldies retirement home it's too darn peaceful
00:19no way you're dumping me in this mausoleum don't be silly grandpa we're
00:24not bringing you here to live you're part of the therapeutic geriatric
00:29cheering up team oh yes that's one way of cheering them up now ring the door
00:39and remember team we're here to make everyone laugh and have fun again what
00:45do you want Oh Berkeley's not just a dog mr. dingle he's an interspecies
01:02therapeutic facilitator in other words you're gonna turn Bernie here loose on
01:07the old geezers I'm Madeline Potanski and this is the rest of my therapy team
01:15this is grandpa my name on the elderly and little Vic is here to help the old
01:21folks get in touch with their inner child now I remember you you're the head
01:27shrinker who's working on some lame-brained thesis about senior
01:31citizens sweet of you to remember mr. dingo I'm calling it the positive
01:37effects of children and animals on the geriatric community the vanderbux the
01:41wealthiest family in Pleasantville will be here any minute to tour our
01:45facilities mm-hmm they're looking for a place for their parents well we'll just
01:51have to reschedule we don't mind us mr. dingle we have no intention of putting
01:56you out don't you understand oh dear this will never do we must get these
02:15people up and out of their rockers
02:27Oh they're looking cheerier already who are you how come I'm awake I'm Madeline
02:34Potanski this is Berkeley little Vic and grandpa oh we don't need any more
02:40grandpas come on it's self-expression time now let's all look into our
02:58creative souls and find something to paint oh you're in big trouble now
03:19dearie those balls are mr. Dingle's pride and joy
03:23who cares what that old funny daddy likes this place could use a little
03:28color this looks just like a shirt I wore back in the 60s I like it past life
03:34regression oh we're making excellent progress
03:39oh see that felt good feelings out there really express your inner child
03:59what have you done to my pristine walls and my squeaky clean residence my
04:04perfectly organized rec room is a perfect wreck your perfect rec room was
04:10perfectly boring
04:15what will the Thunderbucks think I need to get this paint washed off
04:22exercise an excellent idea how about a little dancing to release some of this
04:41newfound creative energy dance to those oldies those records are so old that my
04:46grandmother listened to them I've always hated that dang elevator music
04:52with my new hairdo I'm ready to dance to some of that newfangled pork music the
04:58kids are listening to these days you mean punk oh that's it
05:03punk I wish we could get a real punk band to play here we've got to get a new
05:14manager this is the third old fogeys home this month
05:19play that funky music
05:23I insist I remove from the stage immediately cool stage dive man I demand
05:49that you cease and desist at once mr. Dingle they're nurturing their inner
05:55children yeah take your whining outside and run it up a flagpole it's hard to
06:06keep up with the way they keep changing old glory first Alaska then Hawaii then
06:12Renata and now this but she's still a grand old flag okay girls let's rev up
06:21the hot tub you have a hot tub oh what are we waiting for we haven't had this
06:28much excitement since Esther thought she spotted Elvis at the laundromat if Elvis
06:35were here oh this day would be perfect
06:49yeah I'm being abducted by why you ain't nothing but a hound dog
06:56oh granny's right it is Elvis but the dog promised us top billing I hadn't
07:10planned on role-playing with dead celebrities but I might as well seize
07:13the moment get your own girls these lovely ladies are taken come on lads
07:41let's play that number we wrote specially for the King
08:11believe my eyes neither can I Skippy I've never been so apart please believe
08:23me miss Vanderbilt mm-hmm it's not usually like this it's all the fault of
08:30that bad please don't think badly of the golden oldies rest home it's really
08:39quite lovely if it were up to us we'd have this place condemned fortunately
08:45for you our opinion doesn't matter it's what mums and pops I think finally a
08:51place with some fun
09:00you mean you like it you really like it this place is just what we've been
09:06looking for so this means you're moving out sure just look how much fun
09:12everyone's having where do we sign well mr. dingle I think you owe a certain
09:18someone a great big I'm sorry I apologize to the dog dingle or we'll
09:25toss it back in and sit this thing on the spin cycle all right all right you're
09:33a good dog