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00:30才活下一句的对白
00:36Take a guess
00:38像猎人般等待
00:43有猎物的姿态
00:47这吻是告别还是爱
00:53猜一猜
00:56它落进了尘埃
01:00是陷阱还是意外
01:04还是你的未来
01:11猜一猜
01:13我打起这舞台
01:17是痛苦还是痛快
01:22情为好戏何在
01:28看不看得见教练
01:32分不分得清谎言
01:36会不会沾烟的脸
01:41Why not take a guess
01:42Take a guess
01:44Take a guess
01:45Take a guess
01:52看不看得见教练
01:58看不看得见教练
02:03看不看得见教练
02:07看不看得见教练
02:11看不看得见教练
02:14看不看得见教练
02:20苏姨姐,你吃啊
02:23苏琳,苏琳,来,我们喝一杯
02:28老婆,老婆
02:32我请你两杯酒
02:37我喝不了这么多
02:40吴总,我老婆酒量不好
02:42我替她喝
02:43诶,诚恒哥,你的酒量千杯不醉的
02:46都是张叔好
02:48你的酒量我们还能不知道吗
02:50这酒你一喝不行啊
02:51对你来说就是奖励
02:54你到底是谁啊
02:56哎呦,哎呦,可以的苏琳
03:00可以,可以,可以
03:01闪开
03:04这样,你们啊,再亲一个
03:07亲一个,亲一个
03:09这马路是免费的啊,得另外收费
03:15真棒
03:31会是谁呢
04:15你好,您所拨打的号码是空号
04:19请核对后再拨
04:21Sorry, the number is dialed
04:45你好,您所拨打的号码是空号
04:50那这件事情你有没有问张叔好
04:55这件事情没头没尾的
04:57我怎么跟他说啊
04:59要是是真的
05:01你就把他藏起蛇了
05:03要是是假的
05:05只会让他觉得我不信任他
05:12那他要是真出轨
05:13你打算怎么办
05:15梅花肯定是要离婚的
05:19但是在此之前
05:22我一定会让他们付出惨痛的代价
05:25你打算怎么做啊
05:28你知道猫是怎么捉老鼠的吗
05:32现在的家猫捉老鼠并不是为了近视
05:38他们并不会直接地把老鼠给杀掉
05:41而是沉迷于捉了放放了猪的游戏
05:46直到彻底击溃他们的心理防线
05:51让他们完全地放弃抵抗力
05:54然后再一口咬掉他们脚部的头
05:59只有这样才能充分感受到被杀的快乐
06:07你要杀了他们
06:11我会让他们生不如死
06:15犹如过街老鼠人人喊他
06:19理想总是丰满但现实都挺简单的
06:28我看好多新闻最后都是小三成功上位了
06:34你好
06:36你是不是就是那个错爱你的张珊珊
06:42是啊
06:43果然是你
06:49你干什么
06:50干什么
06:51像你这样自三当三的贱女人
06:53我贱一次打一次我贱一次打一次
06:56你冷静一点
06:57角色是角色本人是本人
06:59不要画上等号好不好
07:00像她这样
07:02把角色演得这么陋陋三分的
07:04本人肯定就是个小三
07:07神经病
07:14你什么人啊
07:17非常抱歉你看这边需要帮您报警吗
07:19爸
07:20简直莫名其妙
07:22算了不用了
07:23不好意思
07:25干嘛不报警啊
07:27算了多一事不少一事的
07:33你男朋友来接我了
07:35我先回去了
07:36行赶紧回去洗个澡上衣服啊
07:38行那我先走了啊
07:39别着凉了啊
08:03这怎么了
08:10别提了遇到个疯子
08:14跟哪个朋友相处啊
08:19你不认识的一个朋友
08:22还卖关子
08:24赶紧回去吧
08:25身上都弄湿了
08:32走
09:02你怎么来了
09:03今天下午是不是有一个会啊
09:05会议临时取消了
09:07取消了
09:08那收恒呢
09:10你怎么没跟他一起啊
09:12我打电话问一下老板在哪
09:18苏丽姐
09:19你帮我看一下
09:20这两个电话
09:21哪个是老板的电话呀
09:23苏丽姐
09:24你帮我看一下
09:25这两个电话
09:26哪个是老板的电话呀
09:28苏丽姐
09:29你帮我看一下
09:30这两个电话
09:31哪个是老板的电话呀
09:32你怎么不存收恒的名字啊
09:34这样好容易搞混啊
09:36我怕弄丢手机
09:37会泄露老板的电话
09:41这个
09:45我知道
09:46我做了区分的
09:47老板的格局比较大
09:49所以这个张总中间
09:50我加了一个空格
09:52我最近
09:53害手的人打电话
09:54我居然给忘了
09:57是吴总
09:59他大半夜跟我说
10:00他想我了
10:01要一块喝酒
10:04初航
10:05刚刚开会的时候
10:07你这名贵的打火机啊
10:08落在我这了
10:15不用打扰他
10:16我也没有什么要紧的事
10:18回家我跟他说就行
10:20还有
10:21我今天到公司的事情
10:22你就不需要跟他说
10:24好
10:25走了
10:26好
10:31好
10:42老婆我回来了
10:44今天开了一天的会
10:45我先去洗个澡吧
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12:08我好想你啊
12:09我习好打等你
12:10今天穿了你最喜欢的
12:12我也好想你
12:13想马上见你
12:14乖乖在床上等我
12:16看我怎么收拾爱你啊
12:18我的小狐狸精
12:19老公
12:20你到哪了
12:21我刚把苏黎弄睡了
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15:53好看
15:54我老婆怎么样都好看
16:11老婆
16:18怎么样好吃吗
16:20你别看这只是一块普通的牛排
16:23但这里面充满了我满满的爱
16:25所以才好吃
16:29牛排好吃
16:31是大企业的力量
16:33超市售卖的牛排酱
16:35你知道的还挺多
16:37所以
16:39你准备怎么处置我
16:44我这么爱你
16:45我怎么可能会伤害你呢
16:47是吧
16:49那要是不爱了呢
16:51怎么会呢
16:55难道
16:56你不爱我了
17:01爱啊
17:05我爱的
17:07恨不得杀了你
17:14开玩笑的
17:17哈哈
17:24来 干杯
17:26爱你
17:38今天这个酒
17:40跟以前的酒好像不一样啊
17:43我今天换了一款
17:45怎么不好喝吗
17:46还挺不错的
17:48我挺喜欢的
17:50那行
17:51那我们以后就喝这一款
18:03好
18:05干杯
18:13老婆
18:16老婆
18:26老婆
18:47老婆
18:49爱你
19:17你确定她行不行
19:18嗯
19:46老婆
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21:01辛苦了
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21:04辛苦了
22:05I don't know what I'm doing, but I have to do it anyway.
22:07I'm going to the bathroom.
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25:23The most dangerous road may have some flowers
25:25No matter how bad it is ahead, there will always be deviations
25:27Many people think that the experience of nothing is a joke
25:29It's better to step on two boats than to look at the bottom of the foot
25:32Is it a love river or an invisible cliff?
25:34In this colorful dream
25:38I try to see the pure past
25:44How many times have I wanted to forgive you
25:48How many times have I remembered
25:53The calm before the storm
25:57I broke the branch and put myself together
26:03Your gentle eyes are still familiar
26:07But I'm no longer in your eyes
26:19Thank you for watching
26:21See you next time