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The crack team of journalists at The Babylon Bee turn their powers of investigation toward the most deadliest day in all | dG1fdTZIbnFWNmp6VFU
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00:00Hiroshima. Nagasaki. The heat death of the universe.
00:06These are some of the deadliest days in history.
00:10But none of them compare to the most deadliest day.
00:15January 6, 2021.
00:19Coming soon, in the most epic movie event since robot jocks left behind,
00:25or maybe even Son of the Mask,
00:27The Babylon V investigates the darkest day in the history of democracy.
00:32Where were you on January 6th?
00:34In January?
00:35I don't remember.
00:36Storm in the capital, baby.
00:38No, no, no, no, no.
00:39Scary stuff like this happened.
00:43Okay.
00:44So on a scale of 9 to 10, how terrifying was what you just witnessed?
00:57Three?
00:58I don't know.
01:00We go on location.
01:02We bring you 100% true facts.
01:06Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was murdered over seven times.
01:11We ask the tough questions.
01:13Is it true that you have a Jewish space laser?
01:16This is incredibly boring.
01:17Could you explain it to me using Marvel characters?
01:20We even go face to face with the scariest criminals you'll ever meet.
01:25Are you the dangerous insurrection man?
01:29Who's asking?
01:31We're in.
01:32Into the lair of darkness I go.
01:34Darkness because he's a Republican, not because he's, you know.
01:38Shame!
01:41Shame!
01:44This fall, the only way you can save democracy is by becoming a member of the Babylon Bee.
01:51So you can see January 6th, the most deadliest day.
01:57Where were you on January 6th?
01:59I was in that mob that was going into the capital.
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