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00:00:31no, no, no,
00:00:41no, no,
00:00:49no,
00:00:58La Revuelta!
00:01:01David!
00:01:12David!
00:01:22David Bruncano!
00:01:28David!
00:01:32No, no! Stop, stop, stop!
00:01:38Stop, no!
00:01:40One moment, one moment!
00:01:42One moment, no, of course!
00:01:44One moment!
00:01:46No, no!
00:01:49This is not for the rapper!
00:01:58No, no, no!
00:02:08Sit down, please!
00:02:10What do you say?
00:02:14This is not for...
00:02:23What do you say, man? What do you say?
00:02:29What do you say?
00:02:32What does this man say, please?
00:02:36What do you say, man?
00:02:38Today...
00:02:41Sorry, there's one in the front row who only says,
00:02:43stupid, stupid!
00:02:46Well...
00:02:50We know this guy because...
00:02:54because he reports things, so...
00:02:56Because what?
00:02:57Because he reports things all the time.
00:02:59Ah, and you told me I'm stupid!
00:03:00Yes.
00:03:01Sorry, Ricardo was about to say,
00:03:03without wanting to break Spain,
00:03:04when here everything is the opposite of what is going to be done.
00:03:06Because this show, you know it's TV...
00:03:08I'm going to do a...
00:03:09TV!
00:03:12Wow, kid, incredible!
00:03:15Because we are all...
00:03:18And all...
00:03:21Let's see, I know there are people who don't know Spanish,
00:03:23we love you very much too,
00:03:24to all the people who...
00:03:25A big hug to everyone.
00:03:39Wow, kid, very populist, the bomb of Spain, kid.
00:03:41How did you get in?
00:03:42It's the first time you can see this in the whole world,
00:03:44in RTVP, and you can see it in the whole world.
00:03:46You can see it in the whole world?
00:03:47It's incredible.
00:03:48But specifically on TV!
00:03:52This is going to be like this every day.
00:03:54I've already found what I like.
00:03:56Okay, on the other hand, Sergio,
00:03:58your first appearance on public television,
00:04:00Sergio Bezos, doing the pre-show every day...
00:04:13Meanwhile...
00:04:14Who?
00:04:16What did you say, sorry?
00:04:17Spanish!
00:04:18Television!
00:04:19Spanish!
00:04:22Well, speaking of...
00:04:24Speaking of patriots, you freak out.
00:04:29Of course, today...
00:04:31This has changed, hasn't it?
00:04:32Yes.
00:04:33The most hated person in the audience...
00:04:35Now he's in a bidet.
00:04:36He sits in a bidet.
00:04:37Yes.
00:04:38Come on, come on, the bowling ones.
00:04:39Rotation.
00:04:40Rotation.
00:04:41Ah, they have it...
00:04:42Watch out, one goes...
00:04:43Another one comes in.
00:04:47Okay.
00:04:49I'm tired, eh, Ricardo?
00:04:51I'm surprised you've been working for seven minutes.
00:04:53It's incredible.
00:04:54Seven minutes, eh?
00:04:55For a day like yours...
00:04:56David.
00:04:57Who's speaking now?
00:04:58I'm here...
00:04:59I have to start the show, eh?
00:05:00I'm telling you,
00:05:01we play bowling and beach when we're allowed.
00:05:04You see us as monsters, eh?
00:05:05Yes.
00:05:06Period.
00:05:07We need a fridge.
00:05:09I'm not going to give you anything.
00:05:10And here's a fridge.
00:05:11Okay.
00:05:12This fridge is not yours,
00:05:13this fridge is everyone's.
00:05:14This fridge!
00:05:18We need this fridge.
00:05:19But then we take Bezos too,
00:05:20which is also...
00:05:21I mean, we don't...
00:05:22If we get water, we don't take Bezos.
00:05:23Then people will come and take the set apart,
00:05:24they'll start taking the cameras...
00:05:25But David, if they're satisfied with little,
00:05:26they're the viewers we want.
00:05:27Okay.
00:05:28You want the fridge?
00:05:29We want the fridge.
00:05:30You'll have to...
00:05:31With a sticker of the Spanish government.
00:05:32With a sticker of the Spanish government.
00:05:33We'll print that later.
00:05:34We have a printer with the Spanish flag
00:05:35and we'll print it right now.
00:05:36We'll put it here, really.
00:05:37We'll print it.
00:05:38We'll print it.
00:05:39We'll print it.
00:05:40We'll print it.
00:05:41We'll print it.
00:05:42We'll print it.
00:05:43We'll print it.
00:05:44Is that...?
00:05:45Right, right.
00:05:46It's going to stay like this forever,
00:05:47of course.
00:05:49People will be coming.
00:05:50We want Fonco.
00:05:51Well...
00:05:52We want Ricardo's piano.
00:05:53Well, yes...
00:05:54As an institution,
00:05:55as a ministry, of course.
00:05:56Yes.
00:05:57Can I start before them say anything else?
00:05:58Can we start before Ricardo and Serias come in?
00:05:59Because the show is directly linked to Montcloix,
00:06:00all that stuff.
00:06:01Sorry?
00:06:02Because I was...
00:06:03Exactly.
00:06:04Now, the ring is alive,
00:06:05now it's over.
00:06:06Where?
00:06:07Where?!
00:06:08Now, the ring is alive,
00:06:09now it's over.
00:06:10Come on...
00:06:11Fantastic.
00:06:12Okay, let's say goodbye now.
00:06:13Exactly.
00:06:15I didn't notice you were wearing a jacket.
00:06:17We're trying things out.
00:06:19We're looking for something cool for the head, but we haven't tried it yet.
00:06:21This is very difficult to wear.
00:06:23Anthony Hopkins and I can wear this well.
00:06:25But it doesn't look good on you, Ricardo.
00:06:27It's true, it's difficult.
00:06:29It's difficult.
00:06:31But we're...
00:06:33We're trying things out.
00:06:35It's not going to look good, because I've been thinking about
00:06:37taking a cart to the barn.
00:06:39You look like one of those sparrows.
00:06:41Exactly.
00:06:43You're attractive, Ricardo.
00:06:45And with this hat, even less.
00:06:47What I wanted to say, before we start,
00:06:49because a lot of things have been said that aren't true
00:06:51in the last few months,
00:06:53but you've heard them.
00:06:55They're not true.
00:06:57I wanted to say, quickly,
00:06:59three very basic things, in case you doubt it.
00:07:01Pedro Sánchez didn't put me here
00:07:03as if I were his stupid cousin.
00:07:05This hasn't happened.
00:07:07We're not the dog's hitmen.
00:07:09I don't earn 14 million euros.
00:07:11I've tried, but I don't earn them.
00:07:17The first shout,
00:07:19I've tried, but you have to pay these people.
00:07:21There are a lot of people here.
00:07:23You have to pay the camera.
00:07:25And 160 shows to do.
00:07:27And then, the 14 million
00:07:29doesn't come from the sick,
00:07:31or Lela, or the Civil Guard.
00:07:33It's not for you.
00:07:35It doesn't work like that.
00:07:37So,
00:07:39everyone who thinks we're here
00:07:41to promote Pedro Sánchez's government
00:07:43is totally wrong.
00:07:45He doesn't know us.
00:07:47He's saying we're not going to brainwash
00:07:49all these people?
00:07:51I thought at the end of the show
00:07:53half of them would be gay,
00:07:55and the other half, lesbians.
00:07:57No, no.
00:08:03We're going to make jokes,
00:08:05jokes and bombs.
00:08:07But if I've made a move,
00:08:09I thought
00:08:11it would be political.
00:08:13Why?
00:08:15What do I do with this?
00:08:35Pedro Sánchez!
00:08:37Pedro Sánchez!
00:08:39Pedro Sánchez!
00:08:41You should have asked him.
00:08:43Three sessions, man.
00:08:45You can't...
00:08:47Last week, I was pissed off.
00:08:49Why did you do that?
00:08:51I don't know. To justify my salary
00:08:53for this first month.
00:08:55They can't fire me.
00:08:57But where did you see that?
00:08:59I don't know.
00:09:01There were so many things going on.
00:09:03We talked about it last year
00:09:05and I pissed him off.
00:09:07You have to erase it, Marcos.
00:09:09You can't get a tattoo
00:09:11for everything you say.
00:09:13I'll erase both.
00:09:15You don't have to.
00:09:17I'll do this one
00:09:19to make sure I get a job
00:09:21next year.
00:09:33I didn't like it at first,
00:09:35but I'm getting used to it.
00:09:37I'm sorry.
00:09:39Your wife needs to get used to it.
00:09:41My wife?
00:09:43When Pablo Motto
00:09:45opens his eyes,
00:09:47it's a bit bad.
00:09:49Pablo Motto
00:09:51opens his eyes,
00:09:53it's a bit bad.
00:09:55Pablo Motto
00:09:57opens his eyes,
00:09:59it's a bit bad.
00:10:01Also,
00:10:03I have conversations with them.
00:10:05Look, I can...
00:10:07Wait, this one.
00:10:09The Lamorginis.
00:10:11Don't fuck with the Lamorginis.
00:10:19Sorry.
00:10:21Close that.
00:10:23There's another person here, right?
00:10:25This is it.
00:10:27This is the resistance.
00:10:29More or less.
00:10:31It's the same shit.
00:10:33This is the resistance.
00:10:35We're very happy.
00:10:37And of course,
00:10:39here's Jorge Ponce.
00:10:41Imagine that.
00:10:43Jorge Ponce.
00:10:47Jorge Ponce.
00:10:59Jorge, Jorge...
00:11:15What's up, Jorge?
00:11:17Access prime time.
00:11:21Access prime time.
00:11:23You call me that now?
00:11:25No, where were we?
00:11:27It's practically prime time.
00:11:28It's prime time, but it's success.
00:11:29Prime time.
00:11:30Like just before, yes.
00:11:31Like before, okay.
00:11:32Well, that's fine, but the revolt that you said you were going to say.
00:11:35Yes.
00:11:37What a shitty name, right?
00:11:39Why?
00:11:40The revolt?
00:11:41I said yes to the revolt.
00:11:43Between the revolt and the sparrows, we have dinner.
00:11:46Of course, it's the revolt.
00:11:47Marco, we've had breakfast, huh?
00:11:49Cover yourself, cover yourself with that.
00:11:51Cover yourself, cover yourself with that.
00:11:53Marco, cover yourself, cover yourself with that.
00:11:54Unbutton your shirt.
00:11:55Let me like it.
00:11:56Unbutton your shirt, let me like it.
00:11:57Unbutton a little bit, so you can't see his little ear.
00:11:59Come on, I look over there and I like it.
00:12:00Let's see if he's going to see the falcon from behind.
00:12:02Of course.
00:12:08It would be cool, huh?
00:12:09In the back, still.
00:12:10In the back, it would come out like this, boom.
00:12:12I said yes to the revolt, no.
00:12:14I don't like the revolt, no.
00:12:15I put it in the group with the three of them, I remember this.
00:12:17In the group of the three, you said, I like it.
00:12:19Well, the name is weak, yes.
00:12:22But what is amazing, what you can't say,
00:12:24the show is amazing, the show is something else.
00:12:27It has nothing to do with it.
00:12:28It's...
00:12:30What a metamorphosis.
00:12:31Yes, yes, yes.
00:12:32What a radical change.
00:12:34Before we were, here there is no one alive,
00:12:35and now we are the one who is getting closer, huh?
00:12:37So...
00:12:45I'm even afraid that we've gone a little too far, huh?
00:12:48Sorry.
00:12:48You know it's Broncano, not this one, right?
00:12:50It's me.
00:12:50Who has changed so much.
00:12:51It's crazy, huh?
00:12:52Indeed.
00:12:53What is Miguel putting, the show from before and the show from now?
00:12:56Let's see.
00:12:56Put it, put the photo, put the photo.
00:13:02Exactly.
00:13:06The club of the one, the club of the one.
00:13:08The club of the one, that's great.
00:13:09Fair, fair.
00:13:10Well, in any case, our bet has been to break the show from the ground up.
00:13:14Yes.
00:13:14Start from scratch.
00:13:15Everything new, I come to bring, as always, the news.
00:13:18Every year, this is the first year on Spanish television,
00:13:20but the show continues after seven seasons.
00:13:23And every year, you, on the first day, tell us the news.
00:13:25By the way, there's a lot, I'm going to see the ones I have time for,
00:13:27because we have a lot...
00:13:28It's fast here and there are a lot of things.
00:13:29Let's go with that.
00:13:29For example, at the level of space, at the level here,
00:13:31we have to highlight the real stage.
00:13:33Let's see it up there.
00:13:34Damn, kid.
00:13:35Of course, man.
00:13:36You think...
00:13:37Applause.
00:13:48Of course, you have to...
00:13:49What a stage, kid.
00:13:50Of course, what a stage.
00:13:50You have to think that, being us,
00:13:52practically an extension of the Kingdom of Spain...
00:13:54Exactly.
00:13:55This practically...
00:13:56I don't know if criticizing is not constitutional.
00:13:58It can't be.
00:13:59In our show.
00:14:00No, no.
00:14:01Now, then, as we are practically an extension of the Kingdom of Spain...
00:14:03I like this so they can come whenever they want.
00:14:04The real stage, two seats, you can come whenever you want.
00:14:07But whoever...
00:14:08Whoever, but in hierarchy order, obviously.
00:14:11That is, Felipe and Letizia, of course.
00:14:13First.
00:14:14The girls later, okay?
00:14:16Let the heirs come, but from there, I don't know very well how it goes, but...
00:14:19From there, it's more similar.
00:14:21If one day, for example, Victoria Federica wants to come with a nobillero
00:14:24that she met in Estepona...
00:14:26Okay, okay.
00:14:27They can come.
00:14:28There are places where you can bring them.
00:14:29Froilán.
00:14:30Froilán too, but what if that same day,
00:14:32Juan Carlos also wants to come with Chantel?
00:14:34Yeah, yeah.
00:14:35You know what I'm saying?
00:14:36So...
00:14:37Applause.
00:14:43Let them talk to each other.
00:14:44Let them talk to each other.
00:14:45I don't know either.
00:14:46It's been a while since Juan Carlos...
00:14:47Juan Carlos has been in the Royal Family longer than the rest.
00:14:50Ah, I was saying Chantel.
00:14:51Ah, okay.
00:14:53I don't know how long it's been.
00:14:54I've been saying it for years and I keep it.
00:14:55My favorite...
00:14:56It's the one from Slow Mo, right?
00:14:57Slow Mo.
00:14:58Yes, exactly.
00:14:59My favorite is Froilán.
00:15:00Froilán.
00:15:01Froilán always.
00:15:02Let's see, the whole Royal Family is invited because this show is in Spain.
00:15:04Froilán can come in even with a gun, if you want.
00:15:05Froilán as he wants.
00:15:09Oh, by the way.
00:15:13Okay, let's see, put it on again.
00:15:14The alarm goes off.
00:15:15Let's see, put it on.
00:15:16Let's see, we've forgotten.
00:15:20So...
00:15:21Parliamentary question.
00:15:22Parliamentary question.
00:15:23We have an alarm that we have set.
00:15:24When we are talking about a topic that is susceptible to be addressed in Congress.
00:15:30Of course, then in Congress they will ask about this program.
00:15:32Yes, suddenly.
00:15:33Why did they say that?
00:15:34It is true, and the Congress asks, the super important deputies from Spain, all there,
00:15:38who ask, it is true that with public money, in Access Prime Time, it was said, it was insinuated
00:15:45that King Juan Carlos has a friend named Chantel, and that Froilán could come in with two guns,
00:15:50and we will say yes.
00:15:51It is true that it was said that...
00:15:52Yes, yes, it was said.
00:15:54Yes, yes.
00:15:59It was said.
00:16:01It is...
00:16:03It is true that it was said that Froilán with two guns, yes.
00:16:05Yes, it was said.
00:16:06Yes, it was said.
00:16:07It was said.
00:16:08And it is recorded.
00:16:09Of course.
00:16:10It has been put on TV.
00:16:11So that the alarm goes off, and so that they are warned that this could be addressed.
00:16:13And we also know it, to cut a little.
00:16:15On the other hand...
00:16:16We go face to face, we respond to everything.
00:16:17Always, always.
00:16:18I think we're not going...
00:16:19I mean, we don't have to...
00:16:20I don't have to go, do I?
00:16:21I'm going if you want, let's go one day.
00:16:23But I think the president is going.
00:16:25The president is going, of course, but if you want support.
00:16:27Okay.
00:16:29Wait, I'll support if you want.
00:16:31No, no, no.
00:16:32Ah, no?
00:16:39This has to do with the next novelty.
00:16:42That joke comes in because it hasn't been noted.
00:16:44Of course, but that's what happens.
00:16:46Supports in Congress, well, everyone.
00:16:48That's right.
00:16:50There are many supports.
00:16:51Support.
00:16:55Of course, if it doesn't give you, your group doesn't have enough.
00:16:58Other supports.
00:16:59That's right, that's right.
00:17:00But it has to do with this.
00:17:01The program, as you already know, now goes ahead.
00:17:03And we start at ten to the fourth, more or less.
00:17:05Okay.
00:17:06We start on a children's schedule.
00:17:07Okay.
00:17:08I don't think it's the most protected of all.
00:17:10It has different degrees.
00:17:11It's semi-protected.
00:17:12It's semi-protected.
00:17:13I think you can say ovaries.
00:17:14Yes.
00:17:15I think you can say ovaries.
00:17:17The anatomical part.
00:17:18Yes, but I don't know clitoris.
00:17:20No, because that's already clear.
00:17:21Because it gives taste.
00:17:22That's already taste, yes.
00:17:28Let's see.
00:17:29The part of the body that gives taste can't be said.
00:17:31Now we are past ten.
00:17:33We have already passed.
00:17:34That's why I'm saying it now.
00:17:35Okay.
00:17:36The case for this, today we have not been able to do it,
00:17:38but every day at ten o'clock at night,
00:17:40to let the boys know that they have to go to bed,
00:17:42okay?
00:17:43Okay.
00:17:44We will have our character, the magic man, Pepe.
00:17:47The man?
00:17:48Pepe, the magic man.
00:17:49Magic?
00:17:50Pepe, the magic man.
00:17:51And what does he do?
00:17:52Well, at ten o'clock at night,
00:17:53when it's ten o'clock at night, Pepe, the magic man, will come out
00:17:55and say this.
00:17:56Let's see it, for example.
00:17:57Look closely.
00:17:59See you tomorrow, kids.
00:18:03See you in our dreams.
00:18:07Let's see.
00:18:17Pepe, Pepe, the magic man.
00:18:18It's very unpleasant.
00:18:19No, Pepe, no.
00:18:20It is true that the children may be going to bed at eight and a half,
00:18:23after not seeing this.
00:18:24The screw.
00:18:25That screw of yours.
00:18:26That screw.
00:18:27But we are adjusting it.
00:18:28But I think that the parents, really,
00:18:29and preparing that this Christmas,
00:18:30all the children will want their Pepe, the magic man, doll.
00:18:32Yes, yes, sure.
00:18:33All the children.
00:18:34Pepe, the magic man.
00:18:35The fungus, right?
00:18:36Pepe, the magic man's fungus.
00:18:37Well, then, what else do we have?
00:18:40Pepe, at that time, is sent to the bedroom to the children.
00:18:43Ok.
00:18:44And there, whatever we want.
00:18:45There, it doesn't matter.
00:18:46There, woowa.
00:18:51What are you doing?
00:18:52No, no, no.
00:18:53No, no, no.
00:18:54No, no, no.
00:18:55No, no, no, no.
00:18:56No, no, no, no.
00:18:57No, no, no, no.
00:18:58No, no, no, no.
00:18:59No, no, no, no.
00:19:00No, no, no, no.
00:19:01No, no, no, no.
00:19:02Ok, ok, ok.
00:19:03We can do everything, but always with our heads, because it is true that it is very important
00:19:06for all these things.
00:19:07This year we are public service.
00:19:08Yes.
00:19:09Our duty is to respect.
00:19:10Public service, huh?
00:19:11Highlight positive values in society, the constitution, the rules of circulation.
00:19:16Highlight the different linguistic realities that exist in our country.
00:19:19By the way, David.
00:19:20There are people who speak Murciano.
00:19:21Well, and in fact, of course.
00:19:23That is why some parts of our program will be subtitled in Catalan.
00:19:27Ok?
00:19:28Yes, come to Catalonia.
00:19:29Look, we have an artificial intelligence that subtitles in Catalan, in real time.
00:19:35Fuck.
00:19:36Look how well it works.
00:19:37All this that I am saying right now, well, there you have it in Catalan.
00:19:40Ok.
00:19:41And also in a fairly pure Catalan, from La Baixa Empordà.
00:19:44Say what I say.
00:19:46He's putting it there.
00:19:48This is incredible.
00:19:49Everything is going to be updated all the time.
00:19:52Yes.
00:19:53So, it's not going to be all the time.
00:20:00It's in Catalan.
00:20:05But well, anyway, values and fun don't have to go hand in hand perfectly.
00:20:10They are not contradictory.
00:20:11No, no.
00:20:12Values and fun.
00:20:13And for that, we have here our pets of the public eye.
00:20:17Good.
00:20:18Disclosure, respect and Agustín.
00:20:20A round of applause for them.
00:20:21Good.
00:20:51Ok, ok, ok.
00:20:52Stop, stop.
00:20:53These are the pets of the public eye.
00:20:54Here you have them.
00:20:55You know them from other programs.
00:20:56Disclosure.
00:20:57Disclosure, who is in charge of explaining beautiful things to people.
00:20:58We have Respecto with his slogan, Respect or I'll put a cookie in your mouth.
00:20:59Very good.
00:21:00With his head upside down.
00:21:01The head.
00:21:02Wait.
00:21:03Wait.
00:21:04Respect.
00:21:05Respect.
00:21:06Respect.
00:21:07Respect.
00:21:08Respect.
00:21:09Respect.
00:21:10Respect.
00:21:11Respect.
00:21:12Respect.
00:21:13Respect.
00:21:14Respect.
00:21:15Respect.
00:21:16Respect.
00:21:17Respect.
00:21:18Respect.
00:21:19Respect.
00:21:21And we have Agustín, our producer from Televisión Española, we can see him.
00:21:27I didn't know him yet.
00:21:30And he is a bit...
00:21:32He is a little less spongy.
00:21:34Yes.
00:21:35But that is compensated by his active listening and the way he dances.
00:21:39Come on Agustín
00:21:40Let's go.
00:21:49Thank you, the pets. Thank you, guys.
00:21:51Thank you, Agustin.
00:21:53Disclosure, respect, Agustin.
00:21:54Thank you, Agustin.
00:22:01Agustin is a great professional. I only read his emails.
00:22:04The emails are very serious, but then the guy...
00:22:07It's a party.
00:22:08Don't put Romeo Santos on him, he'll rip your leg off.
00:22:11Yes, you'll fall to the ground.
00:22:13And now, one last thing.
00:22:14The guests' entrances.
00:22:16What's wrong?
00:22:17Last year, we had several things, the fridge...
00:22:19Fridge and zip-line.
00:22:20And zip-line.
00:22:21The zip-line is broken.
00:22:22It's broken, by the way.
00:22:24It's still there, but it doesn't work.
00:22:25But when we fix it, we have a zip-line.
00:22:27We offer a zip-line.
00:22:29Enter with a soup plate.
00:22:31What do you mean, with a soup plate?
00:22:33It's not a metaphor.
00:22:34In a soup plate?
00:22:35No, taking it.
00:22:36But it loses a lot of spectacularity.
00:22:38No, but it's nice, imagine.
00:22:40Laura Pausini will enter.
00:22:41Laura Pausini will enter and the plate has to be very full.
00:22:44She has to enter carefully, as if arriving home late.
00:22:47She'll get a nail wet.
00:22:48She'll get a nail wet.
00:22:49And if not, you can also choose the teleportation cabin.
00:22:52Anyone who wants soup.
00:22:53What cabin?
00:22:54The teleportation cabin.
00:22:55Anyone who wants soup and teleportation.
00:22:58Teleportation, bring it here.
00:22:59A big round of applause for the scientists.
00:23:06I don't know if you can see it, but there's a submarine in there.
00:23:09I don't know if you can see it, but there's a submarine in there.
00:23:12Okay.
00:23:13What a submarine they have in there, right?
00:23:15Yes.
00:23:16Okay, well, we all know how the teleportation works.
00:23:19I'm not going to get into it, but I'll explain it quickly.
00:23:22I get in.
00:23:23It's pretty, huh?
00:23:24This is one, we have two.
00:23:25This works in pairs.
00:23:26You can't have just one teleportation cabin.
00:23:28Of course, you have to transport them.
00:23:30It's like having a mobile phone and no one else has it.
00:23:32So, we have this one and we have the other one up there.
00:23:35Let's see it.
00:23:36Okay, I'll put it on the stage.
00:23:38Applause.
00:23:39Okay.
00:23:48I really like Ana,
00:23:49who's taking notes on something on her phone.
00:23:51She doesn't know we're recording her.
00:24:01So, that was the problem.
00:24:04We've solved the problem of teleportation technology,
00:24:07but it only works there.
00:24:08You say, you should put it in the guest's house.
00:24:11They have to come all the way here?
00:24:13They have to come all the way here.
00:24:14So, that's it?
00:24:15That's it, but we've solved it.
00:24:17It's more difficult to move the body from one place to another.
00:24:20It teleports you 20 meters?
00:24:2120 meters, because if you take it out and make a loop,
00:24:23it doesn't work at all.
00:24:24Okay.
00:24:25So, we tried it with me today and the guest,
00:24:27today, if you want, we'll do the test,
00:24:29it has back and forth.
00:24:30I get in now, I teleport, and now...
00:24:33You get out from above?
00:24:34I get out from above, so you can see.
00:24:36We'll do it with continuous camera movement,
00:24:38so you can't say, eh.
00:24:39So there's no cut.
00:24:40So you can't see.
00:24:42I get in here.
00:24:43Do you play it yourself, Jorge?
00:24:44I play it, I play it.
00:24:45Wow, man.
00:24:46I play it, I go inside.
00:24:47Okay.
00:24:48Do I have to do something?
00:24:49Okay.
00:24:50Okay.
00:24:51And now...
00:24:55Okay.
00:24:56That's the sound of me being teleported,
00:25:00and there I am.
00:25:01Look, hello!
00:25:04What's up?
00:25:11I'm up here, handsome.
00:25:13But...
00:25:14Look, David, how I greet you with my hand.
00:25:16But...
00:25:17With my right hand.
00:25:18But I don't see it very well.
00:25:19Illuminate it a bit more, because I don't see it very well.
00:25:21It's a bit...
00:25:23I'm going to do my classic dance, look how I dance.
00:25:25Let's see.
00:25:27Okay.
00:25:28Very good.
00:25:29Come on, I'm coming back.
00:25:31Okay.
00:25:32I'm coming back, okay?
00:25:33I'm teleporting back.
00:25:34Come back, come back.
00:25:35I'm coming back, Quino.
00:25:36Jorge.
00:25:37I'm coming back.
00:25:39Quino.
00:25:40And, again, let's activate the sound.
00:25:47Ah!
00:25:48Wow!
00:25:59My goodness, Jorge.
00:26:00What's up?
00:26:01My goodness.
00:26:02This isn't a joke.
00:26:03It's available for guests.
00:26:04You can choose.
00:26:06Tirolina, soup dish...
00:26:07Axel Prime Time.
00:26:08Axel Prime Time?
00:26:09On television.
00:26:10Spanish!
00:26:11Let's go.
00:26:12Come on, Jorge.
00:26:13Let's go.
00:26:14Uh-huh!
00:26:15Uh-huh!
00:26:16Uh-huh!
00:26:17Uh-huh!
00:26:18Uh-huh!
00:26:20Uh-huh!
00:26:21Uh-huh!
00:26:22Uh-huh!
00:26:23Uh-huh!
00:26:24Uh-huh!
00:26:25Uh-huh!
00:26:26Uh-huh!
00:26:27Uh-huh!
00:26:28Uh-huh!
00:26:29Uh-huh!
00:26:30Uh-huh!
00:26:31Uh-huh!
00:26:32Uh-huh!
00:26:34Uh-huh!
00:26:35Uh-huh!
00:26:36Uh-huh!
00:26:37Uh-huh!
00:26:38Uh-huh!
00:26:39Uh-huh!
00:26:40Uh-huh!
00:26:41Uh-huh!
00:26:42Uh-huh!
00:26:43Uh-huh!
00:26:44Uh-huh!
00:26:45Uh-huh!
00:26:46Uh-huh!
00:26:48Uh-huh!
00:26:49Uh-huh!
00:26:50Uh-huh!
00:26:51Uh-huh!
00:26:52Uh-huh!
00:26:53Uh-huh!
00:26:54Uh-huh!
00:26:55Uh-huh!
00:26:56Uh-huh!
00:26:57Uh-huh!
00:26:58Uh-huh!
00:26:59What a thrill!
00:27:00What do you think, Ala?
00:27:02My heart.
00:27:03What do you think?
00:27:04Come on, cousin, we'll talk later.
00:27:07How's it going? This thing is strong, isn't it?
00:27:09Here you are, in all the fatness of television.
00:27:11In all the fatness, in the one.
00:27:13You're in all the strongest.
00:27:15I hope they put my grandmother in the residence and everything.
00:27:17Sure, now your grandmother can see it.
00:27:19It's bigger than ever.
00:27:21What's your grandmother's name?
00:27:22Puri.
00:27:23Tell her a few words.
00:27:24Now that she can see it for free.
00:27:26Pura Abuela, look.
00:27:27Your girl has come a long way.
00:27:29The honor.
00:27:32Sit down, sit down.
00:27:36How nice.
00:27:38Hey, how handsome you are, Ricardo.
00:27:39Lala.
00:27:40You can put anything on me.
00:27:41Yes.
00:27:43You made the comment that she should say it.
00:27:44Here your granddaughter has come a long way.
00:27:46That, of course, you say it.
00:27:47She's deaf and I put it on her mouth, you know?
00:27:49He's very handsome.
00:27:51Although I also liked the turban a lot the other day.
00:27:53It seemed that it was going to look like Voldemort from behind.
00:27:55We are experimenting.
00:27:56We haven't given it.
00:27:57I like it, I like it.
00:27:58We are experimenting.
00:27:59Yes, hey, how are you? All right?
00:28:00I'm fine, I'm having a great time.
00:28:01For the public, a beautiful thing of people.
00:28:03This.
00:28:09A plant that looks real, huh?
00:28:12Wow, this.
00:28:13It looks real.
00:28:14This is brought directly from the Manzanares cauldron.
00:28:16Inigo Segurola, the coleticas of Virgo Manía, would say.
00:28:19Yes, yes, yes, yes, this.
00:28:20Yes, literally.
00:28:21All there in the mountains.
00:28:22Hey, a little thing.
00:28:23I'm Lala.
00:28:25Lala, we already know each other from other things.
00:28:29Yes, yes, yes.
00:28:30You were here last season.
00:28:33Last season.
00:28:34You are still here.
00:28:35I want people from Spanish television...
00:28:37Now we are in a new thing.
00:28:38So I have prepared a video presentation.
00:28:40Sure, for those who don't know you.
00:28:41Sure, come on, put it on me, put it on me.
00:28:43Let's see.
00:28:44Hi, I'm Laura.
00:28:45Although everyone knows me as Lala Chus.
00:28:47I have come to introduce myself,
00:28:49because now I am a collaborator of La Revuelta.
00:28:51And I come to conquer your hearts through the screen.
00:28:56What is Lala like?
00:28:57She is a very dreamy girl,
00:28:58very friend of her friends,
00:29:00very daughter of her parents,
00:29:02a very crazy bullfighter.
00:29:04And she is also from the city where dreams come true.
00:29:06Well, bravo.
00:29:08What makes me happiest is that my mother will be able to see me,
00:29:11because before we were in a payment channel
00:29:12and she said she wasn't going to pay a penny to see me.
00:29:14And now it's free.
00:29:16And I said, well, Mom, that's your opinion.
00:29:18Public money.
00:29:20I hear the wind.
00:29:21What does it say?
00:29:25What a record.
00:29:27Well, I'm taking advantage of the fact that this is a casting,
00:29:29that everyone is watching me.
00:29:31Because, of course, imagine that this comes out in La Revuelta.
00:29:33Well, maybe they can give me a role in La Promesa.
00:29:37Well, this is me.
00:29:39I have decided.
00:29:40A kind of extinction, as real as life.
00:29:42If you want to keep meeting me,
00:29:43here I will be, in La Revuelta.
00:29:45Goodbye.
00:29:47Well, well.
00:29:48La Revuelta.
00:29:50Hey.
00:29:52Please.
00:29:53Oh Lord, Vibeke, how did you hold up to the end?
00:29:55I told you so.
00:29:56La Revuelta.
00:29:58Bye.
00:29:59Oh, my God.
00:30:00Goodbye.
00:30:02Goodbye.
00:30:03Goodbye.
00:30:04Goodbye.
00:30:06Why a tattoo in the first episode of La Revuelta?
00:30:08I thought so.
00:30:09It's been years since you last had one.
00:30:10Not at all.
00:30:11It's not because of the show,
00:30:13but because of doing a play
00:30:16With the cover pose, eh?
00:30:18Well, something happened to me.
00:30:20I've been feeling great this summer, but the best thing that could happen to me in the universe has happened.
00:30:24What happened to you?
00:30:25That I've been the godmother of the Grand Prix!
00:30:27Oh my God!
00:30:35David...
00:30:36But you know that... Well, I've told you before.
00:30:38This summer, I haven't been able to see you much, but I saw you one day and you were there.
00:30:43There was a lot of tension, but there was also a lot of sexual tension.
00:30:51Yes, it's just that...
00:30:52With whom?
00:30:53Well, let's see. I have to tell you.
00:30:55Because when I came here, I told you the first time I saw you...
00:30:58You're fiery, eh?
00:31:08How did you tell me? Did you tell me with a smile on your face?
00:31:10That it's really like that?
00:31:11Because you've told me before. I know you're fiery.
00:31:13I'm very fiery.
00:31:14And it's true that I told you one day that I had a communion.
00:31:18Do you remember?
00:31:19That my communion...
00:31:20There was a thing...
00:31:21A pet.
00:31:22I had a pet.
00:31:23Look, it was this duck.
00:31:25Well...
00:31:26I'm sorry, but put yourself...
00:31:27So that they can see that communion face.
00:31:29Look at this creepy face.
00:31:30Look how pretty the wing is.
00:31:31It's pretty.
00:31:32So, of course...
00:31:33It's sexy.
00:31:38So...
00:31:39Creepy face on your part, eh?
00:31:41The face of...
00:31:42Of course.
00:31:43Well, if I don't throw up, I don't.
00:31:44A bit like that.
00:31:46We're like that.
00:31:47The thing is that I thought that every time I saw a big doll,
00:31:51I got a bad nervousness.
00:31:53Of course.
00:31:54It came from that.
00:31:55That I have trauma.
00:31:56But maybe it wasn't trauma.
00:31:58What I felt was desire.
00:32:10Fine, we're very happy.
00:32:12It's one of the best comics in Europe, I'd say.
00:32:14Maybe in Europe and Asia.
00:32:15A round of applause for Lala Chouz in La Revuelta.
00:32:18La Revuelta, of course.
00:32:19In La Revuelta, one more day.
00:32:20La Revuelta, of course.
00:32:42What a thrill!
00:32:44What do you think?
00:32:45What do you think?
00:32:47Come on, cousin, we'll talk later.
00:32:50What do you think? It's a strong move, isn't it?
00:32:52Here you are, in all the fatness of TV.
00:32:54In all the fatness, in the one.
00:32:56You are in all the strongest.
00:32:58I hope they have put my grandmother in the residence and everything.
00:33:00Sure, now your grandmother can see it.
00:33:02It's bigger than ever.
00:33:04What's your grandmother's name?
00:33:05Puri.
00:33:06Tell her a few words.
00:33:06The pure one, where is the pure one?
00:33:07Now that she can see it for free.
00:33:08Pure grandmother, look.
00:33:10Your girl, how far has your grandfather come.
00:33:13Sit down, sit down.
00:33:17How beautiful.
00:33:18Hey, how handsome you are, Ricardo.
00:33:20Give it to me with anything you put on.
00:33:22You have made the comment that she would have to say.
00:33:24Here your granddaughter, how far has she come.
00:33:26That, of course, you say it.
00:33:27It's just that she's deaf and that's it, I put it on.
00:33:29You know, he's very handsome, I like him.
00:33:31Although I also liked the turban a lot the other day.
00:33:33It looked like it was going to look like Voldemort from behind.
00:33:35We are experimenting.
00:33:36We are looking for something cool for the head,
00:33:38that has color, but we don't know what.
00:33:39I like it too.
00:33:40I like it, I like it.
00:33:41We are experimenting.
00:33:42Yes, hey, how are you?
00:33:43All right?
00:33:44I'm fine, I'm having a great time.
00:33:45For the public, a beautiful thing of people.
00:33:47This.
00:33:53A plant that looks real.
00:33:55Wow, this.
00:33:56It looks real.
00:33:57This is brought directly from the Mazatanes stream.
00:33:59Inigo Segurola, the coleticas of Virgo Mania, would say.
00:34:02Yes, yes, yes, yes, this.
00:34:03Yes, literally.
00:34:04All there in the mountains.
00:34:05Hey, one little thing, I'm Lala.
00:34:09We already know each other from other things, right?
00:34:12Yes, yes.
00:34:13You were here last season.
00:34:15Last season.
00:34:16You are still here.
00:34:17And of course, I want people from Spanish television...
00:34:19Now we are in a new thing.
00:34:21So I have prepared a video presentation.
00:34:22Of course, for those who don't know you.
00:34:23Of course, come on, put it on, put it on.
00:34:25Let's see.
00:34:26Hello, I'm Laura, although everyone knows me as Lala Chus.
00:34:30I have come to introduce myself, because now I am a collaborator of La Revuelta.
00:34:33And I come to conquer your hearts through the screen.
00:34:38What is Lala like?
00:34:39She is a very dreamy girl.
00:34:41Very friend of her friends.
00:34:43Very daughter of her parents.
00:34:45A very crazy bullfighter.
00:34:47And she is also from the city where dreams come true.
00:34:49Well done.
00:34:51What makes me happiest is that my mother will be able to see me.
00:34:53Because before we were in a payment channel.
00:34:55And she said she wasn't going to pay a penny to see me.
00:34:57And now it's free.
00:34:58And I said, well, mom, that's your opinion.
00:35:01Public money.
00:35:03I hear the wind.
00:35:04What does it say?
00:35:09What does it say?
00:35:10Well, I'm taking advantage of the fact that this is a casting.
00:35:13Everyone is watching me.
00:35:15Because, of course, imagine that this comes out of La Revuelta.
00:35:18Maybe they can give me a role in La Promesa.
00:35:22Well, this is me.
00:35:23Scared and determined.
00:35:24A kind of extinction as real as life.
00:35:26If you want to keep meeting me, here I will be.
00:35:29In La Revuelta.
00:35:30Goodbye.
00:35:38La Revuelta.
00:35:39La Revuelta.
00:35:40La Revuelta.
00:35:41La Revuelta.
00:35:42La Revuelta.
00:35:43La Revuelta.
00:35:44La Revuelta.
00:35:45La Revuelta.
00:35:46La Revuelta.
00:35:47La Revuelta.
00:35:48La Revuelta.
00:35:49What a life.
00:35:50How you endured the shot.
00:35:51With the cover pose.
00:35:52Well, something happened to me.
00:35:53I was very, very happy this summer.
00:35:56But the best thing that could happen to me in the universe has happened.
00:36:01What has happened to you?
00:36:02I have been a very successful actress.
00:36:05Cosa que podría pasar en el universo que está pasado que sido madrina del grand prix
00:36:18David pero si es que sabes que te bueno ya te lo he dicho antes
00:36:21este este verano no lo he visto no lo podía ver muchísimo pero lo puse un día
00:36:26estaba la nena había mucha tensión pero es que también hubo muchísima tensión sexual
00:36:30y
00:36:34Si es que a ver con quién
00:36:36a ver esto contar porque yo cuando vine aquí conté la primera vez que viene fogosa
00:36:51Como la dicho la dicho con una subida de cejas
00:36:54realmente es así porque lo ha contado alguna vez yo sé que tú eres fogosa y es verdad que
00:36:59Contén su día que tuve una comunión te acuerdas que mi comunión
00:37:03una movida que era que tenía una mascota que tuve una mascota que mira que era este pato
00:37:09Pero ponte ponte para que vean esa carilla de
00:37:13Piola es que mira que bonita la bonica entonces claro
00:37:17Este chico
00:37:21Entonces
00:37:23cara inquietante por tu parte la cara de
00:37:26Bueno, pues si no comito no así un poco esa cara
00:37:29estamos así el tema es que yo pensaba que cada vez que veía un
00:37:34muñeco grande pues a mí me entraba como un nerviosismo malo en plan de que tengo trauma pero es que a lo mejor no era trauma
00:37:41lo que sentía era deseo
00:37:44A lo mejor hay gente que le gusta eso es un poco el momento
00:37:48los frutis
00:37:51Ojo los frutis ojo ojo ojo mochilo te pillas y cuidado
00:38:00Si no cuidado
00:38:07El tema es que yo cuando yo vi a la vaquilla de gran prix
00:38:13Es un fuegal una cosa que yo estaba que está fuerte esa vaquilla
00:38:19Pues el caso es que acabamos liándonos la vaquilla yo entre bambalinas
00:38:24backstage en backstage
00:38:27unos lengüetazos lo que no Miguel deja de dejar de ponerme imágenes de mochilo porque no era así mochilo es que está todo el rato
00:38:32Así
00:38:38Así no era claro es que después es un fuego entonces que me pasa a mí que yo pasaba por la plaza mayor y veía
00:38:44a los no patrón a la patrulla canina
00:38:48sabes y claro te venía ya me venía los recuerdos porque te digo yo unos lengüetazos que me metí yo con esa vaquilla
00:38:54Pero bonito porque como son una especie de fiesta de pueblo pues esto es como fiesta
00:38:57Pero no llamo mucho
00:38:59Pero tenemos que fiar de lo que digas tú que eres bastante tronera no oye
00:39:04totalmente cierto es que ahora no hace falta que nos vemos porque podemos preguntarle a la vaquilla también
00:39:09por cómo
00:39:11estamos en la otra visión se puede aquí ya está por aquí no
00:39:16Si está la vaquilla por ahí que entre
00:39:27Ah
00:39:49Vaya reencuentro
00:39:52Yo no he visto mucha pasión ahí pregunta de que corrobore la historia de
00:39:55La familia verme mi primer día de trabajo cari
00:40:00Hay vida
00:40:02Como se llama se llama maria fernanda a que si cariño
00:40:05Wistrol se llama
00:40:07Siéntate aquí
00:40:09Se llama anabolizantes
00:40:11Como esta esto
00:40:13Vaya pareja te has buscado la
00:40:15Que gracia me hace de verdad
00:40:17Te lo prometo
00:40:25Fernanda
00:40:28Bueno escúchame
00:40:29María fernanda sabía que nos íbamos a volver a encontrar en algún momento de la vida así que te he escrito un poema
00:40:35vale un poema
00:40:37Lo llevo encima como como como el pañuelo de las abuelas
00:40:43Fernanda cariño
00:40:45Tiene mucha energía y está muy loca
00:40:48Cuando el amor te pilla da igual que sea una persona o una vaquilla
00:40:52Ya sé que eres
00:40:54No acuerdo mi letra
00:40:56Ya sé que eres reservada
00:40:58Pero yo hablo por las dos el lenguaje del amor
00:41:00Tú y yo
00:41:02María fernanda
00:41:04¡Ahora te quieta!
00:41:06Y te quiero
00:41:08Y siento mucho que no me hayan gustado antes los muñecos
00:41:10Porque hubiese sido más feliz
00:41:12Podríamos pasar una noche de amor
00:41:14¿Si? ¿Quieres?
00:41:16No digas nada si
00:41:18No digas nada si estás enamorada
00:41:20No digas nada si estás enamorada
00:41:22Pésame
00:41:24¡Bravo!
00:41:32Muy bien
00:41:34Claramente le gusta
00:41:36Claramente le gusta
00:41:38Yo creo que es trampa porque sabe que la vaquilla no puede hablar
00:41:40Oye tú no me metas ahí
00:41:42Oye nos vamos a enrollarnos más
00:41:44Por eso disfrutadlo
00:41:46A la chu la vaquilla
00:41:48¡Hasta luego!
00:41:50¡Hasta luego!
00:41:52¡Hasta luego!
00:42:02Vale, el invitado
00:42:04Bueno, oye invitado
00:42:06Estoy muy contento que sea este invitado el del primer día en Televisión Española
00:42:08En La Revuelta
00:42:10Igual no lo tenéis muy controlado
00:42:12Porque hace un deporte minoritario
00:42:14Bueno
00:42:16¿Me presento?
00:42:18Si quieres
00:42:20Si tu intención es que entre
00:42:22Es una historia bien guapa
00:42:24Y es un máquina
00:42:26Es surfista
00:42:28Es campeón del mundo de surf adaptado
00:42:30¿Estáis ya?
00:42:32Claro, ¿cómo hago para que entre?
00:42:34Hay que ponerle ola
00:42:36Hay muchos obstáculos
00:42:38Hay que ponerle una ola para que entre
00:42:40¿Me oye? ¡Aitor!
00:42:42¿Qué pasa tío? ¿Que me sacas o qué?
00:42:46David
00:42:48David
00:42:52Vaya fiestuki que tienes montada
00:42:54Aquí en Madrid en Televisión Española
00:42:56En la una
00:42:58¿Pero quién es DJ Nano?
00:43:00Oye, ¿has mirado la hora?
00:43:02Aitor, es que ¿qué hago?
00:43:04Hay muchos obstáculos, ¿qué hago?
00:43:06Joder tío, yo solo no llegaré hasta ahí
00:43:08O sea, vente para acá, pero ya
00:43:10A ver si se va a pegar
00:43:12Como un gorrión de esos cuando se pega
00:43:14Por eso, por eso
00:43:16Ese sabe
00:43:18Vale, hoy
00:43:20En La Revuelta
00:43:22El campeón del mundo de surf adaptado
00:43:24Un aplauso para Aitor Francesena
00:43:34Alguna vez, por aquí
00:43:36¡Vamos! ¡Vamos Madrid!
00:43:44¡Vamos! ¡Vamos!
00:43:56¿Qué pasa Aitor?
00:43:58¿Qué pasa David?
00:44:00Vaya fiestuki que tienes montada aquí
00:44:06Hoy David, para mí
00:44:08Es un día grande, ¿no? Primero porque son las fiestas de mi pueblo
00:44:10¿Qué pueblo es?
00:44:12Muy bonito, Zaraos
00:44:14¡Apa Zaraos!
00:44:18Luego, son las fiestas
00:44:20Son Euskal Haya, que es la fiesta vasca
00:44:22Y todos nos vestimos de aldeanos
00:44:24De baserritarras
00:44:26Me siento, Aitor, me siento
00:44:28De caseros, sí, siéntate
00:44:30De caseros, y por eso vengo vestido así
00:44:32Y entonces, bueno, desde por la mañana
00:44:34Ya se oía música por las calles
00:44:36Chistos, dulzaineros
00:44:38Pero venía para aquí encantado
00:44:40En resumen, que vienes borracho
00:44:42Toda esta historia folclórica
00:44:44Para decir que vienes mamado
00:44:46David, he dicho el café
00:44:48Luego, una cosa, una cosa
00:44:50David, David
00:44:52David, una cosa
00:44:54Controlad la hora, porque habéis dicho lo de las 10
00:44:56Ya hemos pasado, ¿no?
00:44:58Ya hemos pasado de las 10, sí
00:45:00¿Y se pueden decir tacos aquí?
00:45:02Me cago en la leche
00:45:04Zaraos hay mucho surf, me gusta el surf
00:45:06Aitor, a mí me gusta el surf, está guapo
00:45:08David
00:45:10Tú eres campeón del mundo
00:45:12Yo creo que te pesa la conciencia
00:45:14Después de lo que hiciste tú y otros dos piratas
00:45:16Ahí en la SER
00:45:18¿Qué pasa?
00:45:20Dijisteis que el surf es una farsa
00:45:22Que los surfistas
00:45:24Los surfistas de este país
00:45:26Son unos mantas
00:45:30¿Quién dijo eso?
00:45:32Yo creo que tú
00:45:34Y algún otro pirata
00:45:36Vaya tres
00:45:38Vaya tres plumas para un tintero
00:45:40Yo he dicho muchas cosas
00:45:42Aitor, yo tampoco puedo
00:45:44El cómico a veces dice cosas
00:45:46¿Qué dije?
00:45:48¿Tenéis por ahí el trozo?
00:45:50No eran los surfistas del país, eran los surfistas de todo el mundo
00:45:52Pero bueno
00:45:54Me ha sobrado todavía
00:45:56El surf, de todas formas
00:45:58¿Habéis visto en alguna playa de las que hay muchos surferos?
00:46:00Yo también no he visto uno bueno
00:46:02Es que hay un índice de fracaso
00:46:04Constante
00:46:06Tú vas a cualquier sitio que hay surf
00:46:08Y yo todavía
00:46:10No ha habido un día que diga
00:46:12Mira ese como surfea
00:46:14Normalmente es una cantidad de gente que no sabe surfear
00:46:16Dejándose la vida
00:46:18Tú ves a 50 y yo
00:46:20Yo no sé si es una farsa y es que nadie sabe surfear
00:46:22¿Tú qué esperas de un surfista?
00:46:24Pues que haga unos trucos
00:46:26Que se mantenga de pirata, que se mueva un poco
00:46:28Bueno
00:46:30Que heavy
00:46:32Que heavy
00:46:34Pero me refería a los surfistas no profesionales
00:46:36Los buenos sabéis
00:46:38Y menos mal que lo ha cortado
00:46:40Porque si llegáis a oír lo que dicen los surfers de Madrid
00:46:44Pero hay todos, los profesionales lo hacéis bien
00:46:46Pero si sabes a lo que me refiero
00:46:48Que hay mucha gente que va y que ha aprendido
00:46:50Hace una semana en un camp de estos de surf
00:46:52Y va y se cae todo el rato, es desastroso
00:46:54David, por el programa que estás haciendo
00:46:56Vas a subir muy buena audiencia
00:46:58Si vas a tener que andar con cuidado en las playas
00:47:00Porque creo que te han hecho
00:47:02¿Me han hecho la cruz de los surferos?
00:47:04¿Qué me van a hacer? ¿Me van a tirar el salto a la cara?
00:47:06Mira tío, me va a quitar esto y me va a vestir de surfer
00:47:08Al ojo
00:47:10Ojo a surfero, niño
00:47:12Ojo
00:47:14Ya estoy, ya estoy
00:47:16Vamos
00:47:18Ahora efectivamente puro surf ya
00:47:20¿Qué pasa Miguel?
00:47:22Perdona porque es que creo que en el castigo va la penitencia
00:47:24Porque he seguido viendo el vídeo
00:47:26Y creo que hay un mensaje para nosotros
00:47:28En el vídeo, ponedme el vídeo
00:47:30¿Es del pasado?
00:47:32Es verdad que el surf es como la tele
00:47:34La tele convencional
00:47:36Tiene un índice de fracaso
00:47:38Altísimo
00:47:40Lo normal es que el programa se vaya a la mierda
00:47:42Lo normal es que el programa se vaya a la mierda
00:47:44La verdad
00:47:48Soy muy bueno
00:47:50¿De cuándo es el vídeo?
00:47:52Hace cuatro años
00:47:54A mí se me grabó a fuego
00:47:56Si tengo algún día la posibilidad de estar con nadie
00:47:58Me voy a poner en su sitio
00:48:00A mí mismo desde 2020
00:48:02Me he dicho a mí mismo
00:48:04Programa en la televisión en abierto
00:48:06Va a ser un fracaso
00:48:08Pues nada, yo mismo me lo he dicho
00:48:12Eres el mejor
00:48:14Bueno
00:48:16Yo estoy a tope con el surf
00:48:18Entran sudores y todo
00:48:20O pienso en ello
00:48:22No te preocupes
00:48:24Por mi está todo bien
00:48:28Ahora ponemos un vídeo
00:48:30Tú y yo haciendo surf
00:48:32Contamos para gente que no te tenga ubicado
00:48:34Que no te conozca
00:48:36Tú surfeabas desde chaval
00:48:38Luego perdiste
00:48:40Bueno, cuéntalo tú
00:48:42Yo nací con glaucoma congénito
00:48:44Desde pequeño se me fueron
00:48:46Haciendo operaciones
00:48:48Con la mala suerte que una operación salió mal
00:48:50Y perdí primero el ojo derecho
00:48:52Tenía glaucoma pero podías surfear bien
00:48:54Sí, sí
00:48:56Yo he visto vídeos tuyos surfeando de chaval y eras un máquina
00:48:58Eso iba para profesional
00:49:00Yo surfeaba como una persona normal
00:49:02Con 14 años perdí el ojo derecho
00:49:04Y solo me queda el izquierdo
00:49:06Y cuando ya estaba todo controlado
00:49:08Que es la tensión en el ojo ocular
00:49:10Hace 12 años
00:49:12Tengo la mala suerte
00:49:14De caerme en una ola de arriba abajo
00:49:16Y como tenía un trasplante de córnea
00:49:18Me caí de arriba abajo con el ojo abierto
00:49:20Y me reventé el ojo
00:49:22El otro ojo
00:49:24Yo pensaba que habías perdido
00:49:26Que eran los dos por glaucoma
00:49:28Uno fue por un golpe con una ola
00:49:30Sí, el último ojo, el izquierdo
00:49:32Lo perdí por una ola que me caí de arriba abajo
00:49:34Ola traicionera
00:49:36Bueno, yo ni lo pienso
00:49:38La vida sigue para adelante
00:49:40Ya sabes que siendo como somos
00:49:42Nos gusta no ver pasar la vida
00:49:44Sino montarnos en ella y a tope
00:49:50Oye, oye, oye
00:49:52Maravillosa la gente
00:49:54Esta gente, este público es increíble
00:49:56¡Alpa Madrid!
00:50:02Pero, claro, pero yo no sé
00:50:04Yo nunca he surfeado
00:50:06Claro, lo que dices de un golpe
00:50:08De arriba abajo contra la ola, contra el mar
00:50:10Claro, porque está, eso es un golpe fuerte
00:50:12Claro, en realidad, ¿no?
00:50:14Sí, si hubiera sido un ojo normal
00:50:16Que no hubiera tenido puntos en el ojo
00:50:18Si hubiera sido un golpe cualquiera
00:50:20Un impacto contra el agua sin ningún punto
00:50:22Ni nada, no hubiera pasado nada
00:50:24Pero al tener todo, la córnea cambiada
00:50:26Y tenía todos puntitos
00:50:28Al recibir el golpe fue tan fuerte
00:50:30Que hizo pfff
00:50:32Y se quedó como un chipirón
00:50:34Porque el ojo es una bola que tiene líquidos
00:50:36Y cuando peta, pues se le va el líquido
00:50:38Y se queda como un chipirón aquí así colgando
00:50:40Joder, qué bien, qué explícito
00:50:42Claro, claro, bien explicado
00:50:44David, de todas maneras
00:50:46Te he traído un regalo
00:50:48Exacto, lo presento
00:50:50Ah, ¿ya no tenemos para presentar?
00:50:52¿Ya no hay?
00:50:54¿Y dónde lo apoyo esto, Guido, ahora?
00:50:56No sé, enséñalo
00:50:58Pero mira cómo queda ahora
00:51:00Se llama Querer es poder
00:51:02No, no, presenta el libro Querer es poder
00:51:12Mira, mira lo que pone dentro
00:51:14Aitor Francesena
00:51:16Ah, hay dedicatoria, ¿eh?
00:51:18A una vez que vengo aquí
00:51:20Para estar contigo, encantado de la vida
00:51:22Joder, que menos que traerte un regalo
00:51:24Para David Broncano, de Gallo
00:51:26Que yo sé que te llaman Gallo
00:51:28Con mucho cariño
00:51:30No te olvides que si quieres ir de surfer
00:51:32Dejarte el pelo largo y comprarte una furgoneta y un perro
00:51:34A tope, Aitor
00:51:36Pero bueno, tú, claro
00:51:40Que sepáis que eso no es mío
00:51:42Eso lo dicen él y los otros dos piratas
00:51:44En esa entrevista que me acabo de poner
00:51:46Pero, claro
00:51:48Es que es verdad que
00:51:50Y eso lo dicen los surferos madrileños
00:51:52O todos los que llaman ellos medio globeros
00:51:54Bueno, pero Aitor, quiero decir
00:51:56Es verdad que lo del pelo de los surferos es mítico
00:51:58Claro, es verdad que tú
00:52:00Y barbita, y barbita
00:52:02Yo llevo barba
00:52:04Claro, tú no me has visto nunca
00:52:06Claro, claro, yo siempre solo te he oído
00:52:08Eso es lo desangrado de los oídos
00:52:10¿Cómo te lo imaginas?
00:52:12Este es feo
00:52:20Claro, ¿cuánto pasó
00:52:22Desde que tuviste el accidente
00:52:24Con la ola hasta que volviste a surfear
00:52:26¿Cuánto tiempo pasó?
00:52:28Bueno, yo pensaba que nunca más podría surfear
00:52:30Una pantalla en negro en movimiento
00:52:32Pensaba que me iba a marear
00:52:34Entonces decía, esto es imposible
00:52:36¿Se te quedó en negro nada más darte el golpe?
00:52:38Sí, sí, sí, entonces la historia es que ingreso
00:52:40En el hospital
00:52:42Cerraron porque al final
00:52:44Yo nací con esta enfermedad
00:52:46Y casi los médicos que me trataron
00:52:48Desde jóvenes, ya siendo muy mayores ellos
00:52:50Todavía siguen en el hospital de San Sebastián
00:52:52De Donosti
00:52:54Y la historia es que siempre me han tratado
00:52:56Impresionante
00:52:58Entonces esta vez cuando pasa esto
00:53:00Era julio
00:53:0223 de julio del 2012
00:53:04Y recibo el golpe tan fuerte
00:53:06Según recibo el golpe
00:53:08Me doy cuenta de que estoy a oscuras
00:53:10Me sacan a la orilla
00:53:12Para cuando me sacan a la orilla
00:53:14Ya avisan al hospital
00:53:16Estando todos de vacaciones suben arriba
00:53:18Cierran, meten todo como pueden
00:53:20Lo cierran
00:53:22Eso pasa mucho tiempo
00:53:24En que la sangre que había adentro
00:53:26Se absorbe
00:53:28Entonces la historia es que me hacían ecografías
00:53:30Hasta que vieron que ya se absorbió la sangre
00:53:32Y tardó como 3 meses
00:53:34Y se dieron cuenta que aunque hubieran montado bien el ojo por dentro
00:53:36Porque son capas diferentes
00:53:38Retina, el tal, el cual, el pun, el pan
00:53:40El ojo no es cualquier cosa
00:53:42Es muy compleja
00:53:44Entonces hicieron todo lo que pudieron
00:53:46Para cerrarlo bien
00:53:48Y cuanto antes para que no se cangrenase
00:53:50O tuviera una infección
00:53:52Entonces la historia es que
00:53:54Al tiempo vieron que no había quedado bien
00:53:56Y ahí se acaba
00:53:58Empieza otra nueva vida en pantalla en negro
00:54:00Y desde ahí hasta que volviste a surfear
00:54:02¿Cuánto tiempo?
00:54:043 meses más o menos
00:54:063 meses a surfear
00:54:12Si, en 3 meses
00:54:14Te cuento que es la historia muy bonita
00:54:16Me pone diputación una chica
00:54:18Para que me haga la vida más fácil
00:54:20Acompañarme y tal y cual
00:54:22Entonces voy por la playa paseando
00:54:24Por el paseo de Zaragoza
00:54:26Menos mal que vas arreglando las cosas
00:54:28Si llegáis a oír lo que dijo de Zaragoz
00:54:30No, me gusta mucho Zaragoz
00:54:32Bien, ha quedado claro
00:54:34Entonces íbamos por el paseo
00:54:36Yo y la chica
00:54:38Y de repente ya empecé a funcionar con el oído
00:54:40Con los murciélagos
00:54:42Entonces empiezo a oír el mar
00:54:44Veo que el mar suena muy suave
00:54:46Y pequeñito
00:54:48Y blandito
00:54:50Y digo, bueno, está pequeño
00:54:52Iba con una chica que se llamaba Isar
00:54:54Tú notabas que había pocas olas
00:54:56Yo ya notaba que estaba pequeñito
00:54:58Y que iba muy blandita
00:55:00Aunque sea pequeño cae
00:55:02Duro cae
00:55:04Cuando es muy pequeño o suave
00:55:06La espuma hace
00:55:08Es bonito como lo describes
00:55:10Lo tienes controlado
00:55:12Y la historia es
00:55:14Que iba con la chica esta
00:55:16Y le digo, oye, Isar
00:55:18Está el mar pequeño, ¿no?
00:55:20Voy a entrar al agua
00:55:22¿Pero qué dices, tío?
00:55:24Y me va a dar un bañito
00:55:26Con la tabla escuela
00:55:28Y me meto
00:55:30Y yo pensando
00:55:32No sé qué haces aquí
00:55:34Te vas a marear
00:55:36De repente entro
00:55:38Y veo que el mar me da información
00:55:40Si la ola o la onda viene de frente
00:55:42Estoy para el norte
00:55:44Porque te ubicas en la playa
00:55:46Sí, claro
00:55:48Pero más que nada las ondas
00:55:50Las ondas vienen para la orilla
00:55:52Estás para el norte
00:55:54Si te están dando en el pecho
00:55:56Si te están dando en este costado
00:55:58Estás para el este
00:56:00Si te dan este costado para el oeste
00:56:02Y si te dan el trasero
00:56:04Estás para el sur
00:56:06Entonces yo iba entrando
00:56:08Y iba notando que las ondas
00:56:10Me podían rectificar si me torcía
00:56:12Me siento allí al fondo
00:56:14Y digo, wow, sin una pantalla en negro
00:56:16Y no me mareo
00:56:18Y digo, esto se puede hacer
00:56:20Y empiezo a remar para abajo
00:56:22Para la orilla
00:56:24Porque ya me había dado cuenta del norte
00:56:26Porque pasaba las ondas de frente
00:56:28Y digo, bueno
00:56:30Me doy la vuelta
00:56:32Empiezo a remar
00:56:34Y hace un poco la cuesta para abajo
00:56:36Y digo, wow, si ahí me podía haber puesto de pie
00:56:38Pero bueno, me corto
00:56:40Porque está la chica
00:56:42Y le he dicho que solo voy a entrar a probar
00:56:44Siguiente día
00:56:46Eizar, está pequeño, ¿no?
00:56:48Ese día entro también todo así modosito
00:56:50Me siento, ya me he dado más información
00:56:52Le digo, wow, voy a girarme para el otro lado
00:56:54Paso a una y esa me rectifica
00:56:56Que esté bien colocado para el norte
00:56:58Para ponerme bien para el sur
00:57:00Me doy la vuelta para el sur
00:57:02Empiezo a hacer la cuesta para abajo
00:57:04Y ahí me pongo de pie
00:57:06Y según hago así
00:57:08Toda la playa que me estaba controlando
00:57:10Y dije, oh, ya está
00:57:12Desde ese día hasta el día de hoy a tope
00:57:14Y en tres años
00:57:16Y en tres años
00:57:18A base de mucho trabajo
00:57:20Y empezar con olas así de pequeñitas
00:57:22Con tablas enormes
00:57:24Ahora soy capaz de coger olas
00:57:26Por encima de esto
00:57:28Y con tablas más pequeñas
00:57:30Y en tres años campeón del mundo
00:57:46Tenemos, que no hemos puesto todavía
00:57:48Pero tenemos imágenes de Aitor
00:57:50Surfeando, que son sensacionales
00:57:52Vete diciendo más o menos lo que vas viendo
00:57:54Vale, pero te adelanto
00:57:56Tú, molando mucho, petándolo
00:57:58¿Estás ya viéndolo?
00:58:00No, la ponemos ya
00:58:02Aitor Francesena, surfeando
00:58:16Surfeando
00:58:18Surfeando
00:58:20Surfeando
00:58:22Surfeando
00:58:24Surfeando
00:58:26Surfeando
00:58:28Surfeando
00:58:30Surfeando
00:58:32Surfeando
00:58:34Surfeando
00:58:36Surfeando
00:58:38Surfeando
00:58:40Surfeando
00:58:42Surfeando
00:58:44Surfeando
00:59:06Enhorabuena, eh
00:59:10Joder
00:59:12Estaba el perro ese diciendo
00:59:14¿Por qué no me habréis hecho un lázaro en Ensoria, colega?
00:59:18El perro, la raza no es, pero es un perro de aguas
00:59:20¿No? En la práctica
00:59:22Pero Aitor, tú no
00:59:24Tú surfeando, tú no lo has visto
00:59:26Pero nosotros te agradecemos, aunque tú no puedas ver las imágenes
00:59:28Te agradecemos generar tú estas imágenes
00:59:30Porque son preciosas, han sido muy bonitas
00:59:32Gracias
00:59:36¿La veis?
00:59:38Chicas, chicos
00:59:40El perro, ¿verdad?
00:59:42El perro, claro
00:59:44Hay un momento que tú te subes detrás del perro
00:59:46Tú tienes perro guía
00:59:48Y es este, y surfea rena
00:59:50No es este, pero he tenido un perro igual que este
00:59:52Si hablásemos de esos perros tan maravillosos
00:59:54Que son los perros administrados para ciegos
00:59:56Son espectaculares
00:59:58Ha pasado
01:00:02Claro
01:00:04David
01:00:06Pero Aitor, ¿qué?
01:00:08¿Tú crees que serías capaz?
01:00:10Que vuelvo a lo de la SER
01:00:12Decías que todos los surfistas
01:00:14Ninguno aguantaba más de 5 segundos
01:00:16Has visto el perro, ¿no?
01:00:18Has visto el perro, ¿no?
01:00:20Hey, si ahora te hago yo aquí
01:00:22Una prueba
01:00:24Emparado
01:00:26Estático
01:00:28Con esos bracitos de
01:00:30No me has visto
01:00:32Me imagino
01:00:34Toca, toca aquí
01:00:36Toca este bíceps
01:00:40Sería la hostia
01:00:50Muy bueno, muy bueno
01:00:52No tenemos tanta confianza con Aitor todavía para hacerle esa broma
01:00:54Menuda vena, ¿no?
01:00:58Igual si voy a la fiesta de Zarauta hago esa broma
01:01:00Pero hoy no
01:01:02Hey, como dice un amigo mío
01:01:04Ciego sí, pero tonto no
01:01:08Eso no es creíble
01:01:12Ya te gustaría
01:01:14Pedazo
01:01:16Ahora después hacemos prueba de surf
01:01:18Pero primero déjame que enseñe un par de cosillas más
01:01:20Porque he visto, claro, he dicho antes
01:01:22Tú has sido campeón del mundo dos veces, ¿no?
01:01:24Cinco veces campeón del mundo
01:01:26Desde entonces más todavía
01:01:28Campeón de España todos los años
01:01:30Claro, todo con chavales
01:01:32Chavales que llevan menos tiempo
01:01:34Surfeando, que van fuertes, pero luego llega Aitor
01:01:36Y le pone en su sitio
01:01:38No, al final yo tengo la suerte de haber visto
01:01:40Hasta hace 11 años
01:01:42Bueno, ya 12, a ver, 2012 ahora
01:01:4412 años, eso es
01:01:46He surfeado toda mi vida
01:01:48Después de surfear
01:01:50Me he dedicado toda la vida a enseñar
01:01:52Y a dar caña a surferos que querían llegar muy lejos
01:01:54Y hoy es el día
01:01:56Que me tocaba a mí
01:01:58Mostrar toda esa caña que he dado
01:02:00Y eso
01:02:02Tengo la diferencia a esa gente
01:02:04Que muchos no han visto nunca surfear
01:02:06Pues que yo he visto surfear
01:02:08Entonces yo sé lo que es un estilo
01:02:10Adecuado en la tabla
01:02:12Que es una buena maniobra
01:02:14Tengo esa avanzadilla
01:02:16¿Qué tiene que pasar si surfeas sin ver?
01:02:18¿Qué tiene que pasar para que no surfees un día?
01:02:20Tú no puedes decir hoy hace frío y no surfeo
01:02:22Porque ya no he acostumbrado a surfear sin ver
01:02:24Que es complicado
01:02:26Pero por la noche me encanta
01:02:28O sea que la temperatura sigue siendo la misma
01:02:30El frío lo da también
01:02:32Pero para una deja eso que no
01:02:34Por la noche
01:02:36Es que el otro día cuando me contaron que venía
01:02:38De primeras, un poco casi de broma
01:02:40Dije claro, puedes surfear por la noche
01:02:42Porque no da igual, porque no ve
01:02:44Y lo dije como un poco de cachondeo y me dijeron
01:02:46Es que claro, lo hace
01:02:48Creo que tenemos imágenes de editor surfeando de noche
01:02:50Es que es increíble el cantábrico pati solo
01:02:52Claro, claro, claro
01:02:54Yo normalmente surfeando en zarados
01:02:56Entonces el mejor es que pueda surfear de noche
01:02:58Me suelo dar baños muy agradables
01:03:00Me deja mi pareja en la orilla
01:03:02Como ya de día ya he controlado
01:03:04Que tipo de ola hay, si de derechas o izquierdas
01:03:06Ojo, y ya sabiendo eso
01:03:08Busco la referencia en tierra
01:03:10Siempre una casa
01:03:12Y donde está de día, en ese punto de marea
01:03:14La ola está ahí, pues a la noche está ahí
01:03:16Es muy guay
01:03:24Es muy guay
01:03:54Claro, alguna vez te habrás encontrado algún borracho por ahí en la orilla
01:03:58Lo que te puede chocar es con uno que está ahí mamado
01:04:02Más que con otro surfista
01:04:04Suele pasar, sobre todo después de los sábados a la mañana
01:04:06O domingo a la mañana
01:04:08Ha pasado real, ¿no?
01:04:10Sí, sí, alguna vez
01:04:12Algún vacilón ya te viene a la mañana
01:04:14¿Qué haces a estas horas?
01:04:16Pues andar que tú, tío
01:04:18Tira pa casa, tira pa casa
01:04:20¿Has tenido algún...
01:04:22Los surfers y tal, muchas veces
01:04:24De mi cuenta yo tengo algún amigo que lo hace y tal
01:04:26Y claro, muchas veces pasa
01:04:28Todo el mundo ha tenido algún rescate de alguien que está nadando
01:04:30Y tal, supongo que alguna vez habrás tenido que ayudar a alguien, ¿no?
01:04:32Porque vosotros os manejáis muy bien ahí y demás
01:04:34Sí, al final es parte de nuestra vida, ¿no?
01:04:36Nuestra...
01:04:38Nuestro... no sé
01:04:40Al final, creo que todos surfistas
01:04:42Igual que intentamos cuidar eso que amamos
01:04:44Que es el mar
01:04:46Cuidamos en todos los sentidos, ¿no?
01:04:48Que no haya plásticos y a la vez también
01:04:50Que si hay alguien que esté en problemas
01:04:52De no poder salir, por supuesto
01:04:54Que vamos rápidamente a ayudarle, ¿no?
01:04:56Al final sabemos lo que es salir de una corriente
01:04:58Y cómo sacar a la gente, ¿no?
01:05:00Y de hecho, tengo pues eso, tres anécdotas
01:05:02Que son sacar a tres personas
01:05:04Estando ciego, ¿no?
01:05:06Y dejarles en la orilla y, oye
01:05:08Cuidado otro día y tal
01:05:10Que ya ves que te saca un tío ciego
01:05:12Y tan flipados con su movida
01:05:14Que ni escucharon
01:05:16Claro, y ellos ni darse cuenta
01:05:18Pues la movida es, mira
01:05:20Una chica que estaba ya
01:05:22Estaba mi pareja en la orilla
01:05:24O llevada en un bañito, era un sábado
01:05:26Estos de verano, y estaba súper lejos
01:05:28Porque la ola rompía lejos, se deshacía, se volvía a formar
01:05:30Tal cual, y yo estoy ahí tranquilamente surfando
01:05:32Y una chica, oye, ¿me puedes ayudar?
01:05:34Sí, sí, móntate
01:05:36Tú te pones por detrás y ella va encima de la tabla
01:05:38Flotando, abre las piernas
01:05:40Y tú controlas de que no se caiga de la tabla
01:05:42Y que esté todo controlado
01:05:44Claro, claro, todo para la orilla
01:05:46Entonces ya le saqué
01:05:48Y su novio, debía estar en la orilla
01:05:50Estaría mirando, vete a saber qué
01:05:52Y se había dado cuenta que su novio se iba para allí
01:05:54Para allá, para lejos
01:05:56La saqué y le dije, oye
01:05:58Que sepas que te ha sacado un tío ciego
01:06:00Ni se enteró, luego otra vez con mi cuñado
01:06:02El siguiente paso es que conduzcas ya una ambulancia
01:06:04Tú directamente
01:06:10Si hay que hacer, se hace
01:06:12Y tenemos también
01:06:14Antes de hacerte las preguntas clásicas
01:06:16Y de hacerlo del surf y tal
01:06:18Antes lo has apuntado un momento
01:06:20Que tú, claro, aparte de todo esto, eres profesor de surf
01:06:22Has visto antes a de los mejores
01:06:24Surfistas de España
01:06:26He visto que has entrenado a Aramburu
01:06:28Y a Quepacero y todos estos
01:06:30Al niño del Colacao, supongo
01:06:32Maravilloso
01:06:34Un tío muy grande, muy grande
01:06:36Antes de que lo cuentes, tenemos unas imágenes tuyas
01:06:38Que es que las he visto antes y me han flipado
01:06:40Primero enseñando a una niña
01:06:42Con alguien que te lo va contando
01:06:44Y luego tú entrando al agua con alguien que te va contando
01:06:46A ti como vienen las olas
01:06:48Vamos a verlo, esto es increíble
01:06:52Bien
01:06:54Bombea mucho
01:06:56Sube, arriba, otro
01:06:58Alejandra, ¿qué te he dicho más de una vez?
01:07:00Cuando tú haces el catback y vuelves
01:07:02Pa' atrás, me llevo hasta la espuma
01:07:04Miro, si no hay nada, vuelvo pa' atrás
01:07:06Siempre volviendo pa' atrás
01:07:08Todo eso que trabajamos es lo que avanzamos
01:07:10Venga, a tope
01:07:12Venga, a tope
01:07:14Yo lo que hago es ser sus ojos
01:07:16Le ayudo a entrar, a remontar
01:07:18Y lo que hago es colocarle en las olas
01:07:20Si no fuera por él, no surfearía todos los días
01:07:22Y lo que me aporta el surf
01:07:24Es algo grande
01:07:38El surf
01:07:40Cuando lo vives
01:07:42Y puedes disfrutar de ello
01:07:44Lo que te da es mucho
01:07:46Por muy ciego que esté
01:07:48Voy a tirar pa'lante
01:08:04Ahí está el tío
01:08:06Es muy bonito
01:08:08La concentración tuya
01:08:10Cuando entrenas a gente
01:08:12Te lo van contando
01:08:14Y tú le das instrucciones
01:08:16Al final he sido
01:08:18Primero deportista
01:08:20Luego cuando me van mal las cosas
01:08:22Y me empiezo a quedar
01:08:24Medio ciego
01:08:26Digo, esta es mi vida
01:08:28Esto es lo que más me llena
01:08:30Y sobre todo aportar
01:08:32Y enseñar
01:08:34A los jóvenes que han sido
01:08:36Los superstars de España
01:08:38Y Europa
01:08:40Los mejores del mundo
01:08:42Me pidieron ayuda
01:08:44Y cuando yo estaba
01:08:46Ayudándoles a ellos
01:08:48Me olvidaba yo del problema que tenía
01:08:50Que me estaba quedando ciego
01:08:52Y me servía como terapia
01:08:54Al estar aportando y ayudando a los otros
01:08:56Primero lo que ellos querían
01:08:58Más lo que a mí me hubiera gustado llegar a conseguir
01:09:00Lo has conseguido en cierta manera
01:09:02Como ayudándoles a ellos
01:09:04Sí, pero yo no sabía cuando me quedase ciego
01:09:06Que podía llegar hasta donde he llegado
01:09:08Entonces yo en su momento
01:09:10Porque como te digo
01:09:12Hay una historia antes, después y tal
01:09:14Primero deportista
01:09:16Viendo de un ojo
01:09:18Hacia lo que podía hasta lo máximo
01:09:20Luego entrenando, dándolo todo por esos chavales
01:09:22Que me pidieron a ver si les podía ayudar a llegar a lo máximo
01:09:24Y luego ya me quedo ciego
01:09:26Y hago lo máximo
01:09:28Con toda la caña y todo lo que he predicado para mí
01:09:30Ahí está el tío
01:09:32Vale
01:09:34Tengo que
01:09:40Tengo que ir ya rápido Ricardo a acabar
01:09:42Porque esto ya creo que es en directo este programa
01:09:44Como todos sabéis
01:09:46Ya habéis visto que está haciendo la de
01:09:48Todo
01:09:50Por no ponerse con la tabla aquí o aquí
01:09:52Ahora lo hacemos pero tengo que hacerte las preguntas clásicas
01:09:54Tú me has dicho que escuchabas el programa
01:09:56La vamos a mantener en Televisión Española
01:09:58Porque la gente quiere saber de esto
01:10:00De hecho ahora va todo al ministerio directamente
01:10:04Dinero en el banco
01:10:06Dinero en el banco
01:10:08Yo soy de la vieja usanza
01:10:10Debajo del colchón
01:10:12Eso sí, como los buenos
01:10:14Hay un colchón en Suiza
01:10:16Un colchón pero vale
01:10:20¿Quieres dar el otro dato?
01:10:22Recordemos
01:10:24Relaciones sexuales en el último mes
01:10:26En el último mes cuenta
01:10:28A ver yo la verdad
01:10:30Desde que amanece
01:10:32Me apetece
01:10:34Pero
01:10:38Y que sepas
01:10:40Que siempre se ha dicho que en el País Vasco
01:10:42El horario vamos bien ¿no?
01:10:44Que en el País Vasco
01:10:46No se folla
01:10:48Ya sabes porque es eso ¿no?
01:10:50Porque la iglesia hizo mucho daño
01:10:52Decían
01:10:54Si te hacías pajillas te quedabas ciego
01:10:56Y yo ya te he explicado como me he quedado ciego
01:10:58Luego
01:11:00Luego
01:11:02La iglesia hizo mucho daño
01:11:04Porque decía que follar era un pecado
01:11:06Y cuando nosotros éramos jóvenes decíamos
01:11:08Pecado, pecado
01:11:10Pero si eso es un milagro
01:11:12La hostia, aquí no follan ni Dios
01:11:18Te he contestado
01:11:20Y además es que cuando me has dicho
01:11:22Tú igual no te has dado cuenta pero cuando me has dicho
01:11:24Desde que amanece me apetece me estaban mirando a los ojos muy fijamente
01:11:26Y me ha dado miedo
01:11:28La verdad es que casi me has asustado porque has elegido perfectamente
01:11:30Ahí está contestar las preguntas
01:11:32Sí, sí
01:11:34Vale
01:11:38¿Has visto qué derecha?
01:11:40Espera que te coges
01:11:42El niño está fuerte el cabrón este
01:11:44Pues algunas cosas soy zurdo
01:11:50Ricardo
01:11:52¿Da tiempo a hacerlo del surf o se acaba el programa?
01:11:54Es que vamos juntos
01:11:56Venga, sacadlo, sacadlo
01:11:58¿Qué hay que hacer? Vale, vale, Vale
01:12:04Está aquí
01:12:06¿Te has quitado la americana o con la americana?
01:12:08Me la quito la americana
01:12:12Oh yeah
01:12:14Vale ¿Para dónde?
01:12:16¿Vas a descansar o cómo lo ves?
01:12:18Yo es que me gusta el surf como antiguo
01:12:20Como con zapatos
01:12:22¿Qué hago?
01:12:24Tú haces lo mismo que yo
01:12:26Primero ponte, bueno encima de la tabla no
01:12:28Porque ya te veo que según te pones igual te caes
01:12:30Tú piensa que
01:12:32¿Ves la punta de la tabla? ¿Está para allí?
01:12:34Está para tu derecha
01:12:36Para tu derecha, para allá
01:12:38Entonces tú piensa que tienes que ir así
01:12:40O así ¿Cómo irías?
01:12:42Imagínate
01:12:44Te pones de pie y esto se mueve
01:12:46Cuando voy en el patinete pongo
01:12:48¿Eres skater? ¡No jodas!
01:12:50Soy skater
01:12:58Ok, ok, ok
01:13:00Nunca lo había pensado Ricardo, cuando me pare la guardia civil voy a decir
01:13:02Soy skater
01:13:04Cuando te pares tienes que decir
01:13:06Soy compañero
01:13:08¿Puedo pisar esto entonces?
01:13:10Espera un poco
01:13:12La izquierda adelante por si acaso
01:13:14A ver, una cosa importante
01:13:16Tu pie trasero entonces sería el izquierdo
01:13:18Ok
01:13:20Vas a hacer lo mismo que yo
01:13:22Tú encima de la tabla, tú encima de la tabla, yo fuera de la tabla
01:13:24A ver, a ver
01:13:26Atento, esto es una masterclass
01:13:28A ver
01:13:30Espera un poco
01:13:32Ya estoy
01:13:34Vale, para empezar
01:13:36Más atrás
01:13:38Más atrás
01:13:40Más atrás tú
01:13:42Si te tumbas tan adelante se te metería la punta de la tabla
01:13:44Se me ha pillado todo lo gordo aquí
01:13:52¿Pareces el emérito en Sansenso?
01:13:56A ver, por favor
01:13:58A ver, David, atención
01:14:00Concentración
01:14:02¿Qué hago?
01:14:04Déjame tú por favor
01:14:06El tío está súper nervioso
01:14:08Está sudando a saco
01:14:10Ahí estás bien
01:14:12Tú imagínate que has remado
01:14:14El Cantábrico
01:14:16Dale, dale
01:14:18Ya, ya
01:14:20Ya la has cogido, ya se está moviendo la tabla
01:14:22El Cantábrico
01:14:24Las manos a la altura de los hombros
01:14:26Lo primero que tendrías que hacer
01:14:28Echar el cuerpo atrás
01:14:30A ver, estira los brazos
01:14:32¿Pero qué dices, hombre?
01:14:36Vaya panchicle
01:14:38O sea
01:14:40Déjame, déjame
01:14:42Déjame, hombre
01:14:44David, tienes que hacer esto, mira, atento
01:14:46Uno
01:14:48¿Para qué?
01:14:50Para controlar la tabla
01:14:52De verdad
01:14:54Ahora recoges el pie de atrás
01:14:56Para meter dentro de la tabla
01:14:58Metido
01:15:00Y el de adelante aquí
01:15:02Ya estás
01:15:04A ver, a ver
01:15:08¡Oh, yeah!
01:15:10¡Eso es súper!
01:15:22Me ha enseñado
01:15:24He hecho movimientos, Ricardo
01:15:26¿La habéis visto? ¿Qué style?
01:15:28Ha habido estilo
01:15:30Lo has notado
01:15:32Había flow
01:15:34Te lo agradezco mucho
01:15:36En Zaraud, no sé si te van a dejar entrar
01:15:38Haré lo que pueda para arreglar lo que dijiste
01:15:40Por favor, ayúdame
01:15:42Super, super
01:15:44Maravilloso, y lo que más me ha gustado, ¿sabes qué es?
01:15:46He venido de la fiesta de Euskal Haya de Zaraud
01:15:48Y aquí sí que hay un buen fiestón
01:15:50¡A pa' Madrid!
01:15:52¡Tope!
01:15:54¡Eitor Brandesena!
01:15:56¡Gracias, Eitor!
01:15:58Muchas gracias, tío
01:16:00Te acompaño después
01:16:02¡Eitor Brandesena!
01:16:06¡Eitor Brandesena!