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00:01:00David!
00:01:11David!
00:01:21David Bruncato!
00:01:24David Bruncato!
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00:02:00David Bruncato!
00:02:06What do you say, man? What do you say, man, please?
00:02:35What do you say, man?
00:02:38Today...
00:02:41Sorry, there's one here in the front row who only says,
00:02:43DUMB, DUMB!
00:02:46Well...
00:02:50We know that turkey because...
00:02:54Because he reports things, so...
00:02:56Because what?
00:02:57He reports things all the time.
00:02:58Ah, and you told me I'm dumb!
00:03:00Yes.
00:03:01Sorry, Ricardo was about to break Spain
00:03:03when here everything is the opposite of what's going to be done.
00:03:05Because this show, you know it's TV.
00:03:07I'm going to do a...
00:03:08TV!
00:03:10TV!
00:03:12Wow, incredible kid.
00:03:14Without rehearsing.
00:03:15Because we are all...
00:03:16Spaniards!
00:03:18And all...
00:03:19Spaniards!
00:03:21I know there are people who don't speak Spanish,
00:03:22we love you very much too.
00:03:23To all the people who...
00:03:24We give a hug to everyone.
00:03:39Well, kid, very populist.
00:03:40The bomb of Spain, kid.
00:03:42It's the first time you can see this in the whole world,
00:03:44in RTVP, and you can see it in the whole world.
00:03:46You can see it in the whole world?
00:03:47It's incredible.
00:03:48But specifically on TV!
00:03:52This is going to be like this every day.
00:03:54I've already found what I like.
00:03:56Okay, on the other hand...
00:03:57Sergio, your first appearance on public television.
00:03:59Sergio Bezos, doing the pre-show every day.
00:04:13Meanwhile...
00:04:14Who?
00:04:16What did you say, sorry?
00:04:17Spanish!
00:04:18Television!
00:04:19Spanish!
00:04:22Well, speaking of...
00:04:24Speaking of patriots, you freak out.
00:04:29It's just that, of course...
00:04:30This has changed, hasn't it?
00:04:32The most hated person in the audience...
00:04:34Now he's in a bidet.
00:04:35He's sitting in a bidet.
00:04:36Yes.
00:04:37Come on, come on, the bowling ones.
00:04:38Rotation.
00:04:39Rotation.
00:04:40Ah, they have it...
00:04:41Watch out, one goes...
00:04:43Another one comes in.
00:04:47Okay.
00:04:49I'm tired, eh, Ricardo?
00:04:51I'm surprised you've been working for seven minutes.
00:04:53It's incredible.
00:04:54Seven minutes, eh?
00:04:55For what is one of your days.
00:04:56David.
00:04:57Who's speaking now?
00:04:58I'm here...
00:04:59I have to start the show, eh?
00:05:00I'm telling you.
00:05:01We play bowling and beach when they let us.
00:05:04They see us as monsters, eh?
00:05:05Yes.
00:05:06Period.
00:05:07We need a fridge.
00:05:09I'm not going to give you anything.
00:05:10And here's a fridge.
00:05:11Okay.
00:05:12This fridge is not yours.
00:05:13This fridge is everyone's.
00:05:14This fridge!
00:05:19Let's see.
00:05:23We need this fridge.
00:05:25Then we'll take the beds, too.
00:05:27I mean, we don't...
00:05:28If you give us water, we'll take the beds.
00:05:30People are going to come and take down the set.
00:05:32They're going to start taking the cameras and stuff.
00:05:33David, if they're happy with little, they're the viewers we want.
00:05:36Okay.
00:05:37Do you want the fridge?
00:05:38We want the fridge.
00:05:39You'll have to...
00:05:40With a sticker from the Spanish government.
00:05:41With a sticker from the Spanish government?
00:05:43We'll print that later.
00:05:44We have a printer with the Spanish flag and we'll print it right now.
00:05:46We'll put it here, really.
00:05:47Right now.
00:05:49We have the fridge!
00:05:50Come on, kid!
00:05:55This is going to be like this forever.
00:05:58People are going to start coming.
00:05:59I want a Funko.
00:06:00Well...
00:06:01I want Ricardo's piano.
00:06:02It's going to be an institution, a kind of ministry, of course.
00:06:04Can I say, now that they've said this, a couple of quick things,
00:06:07Ricardo, serious, and we'll start the show?
00:06:09That we're directly linked to Moncloa and all that.
00:06:11Sorry, because I am, exactly.
00:06:13Exactly.
00:06:15I hadn't noticed you were wearing Jaio's hat.
00:06:17We're trying things, we haven't touched it yet.
00:06:19We're looking for something cool for the head, but we haven't touched it.
00:06:22This is very difficult to wear.
00:06:23Anthony Hopkins and I can wear this well.
00:06:26It doesn't look good on you, Ricardo.
00:06:27It's true, it's difficult.
00:06:28It doesn't look good on you.
00:06:29It's difficult.
00:06:31But we're...
00:06:33We're trying things.
00:06:34This isn't going to stay, because with all this time,
00:06:36I'm thinking about taking a cart to the barn.
00:06:39You look like one of those Spaniards.
00:06:41Exactly.
00:06:42You're also attractive, Ricardo.
00:06:43And with this hat, even less.
00:06:45What I wanted to say, very quickly before we start,
00:06:47because a lot of things have been said that aren't true these months,
00:06:50you've heard them, Marcos, you must have heard them too.
00:06:52They're not true.
00:06:53I thought they were...
00:06:54They're not true, why?
00:06:55I wanted to say, quickly,
00:06:56to clarify three very basic things, in case you doubt it,
00:06:58Pedro Sánchez hasn't put me here as if I were his stupid cousin.
00:07:01This hasn't happened.
00:07:03I don't need this.
00:07:04We're not the dog hitmen,
00:07:05we're not Puchdemon's henchmen.
00:07:07This isn't like that.
00:07:09I don't charge 14 million euros,
00:07:10I've tried, but I don't charge them.
00:07:16The first scream,
00:07:17Lies!
00:07:19I've tried, but you have to pay these people,
00:07:21there are a lot of people here,
00:07:22you have to pay the camera,
00:07:23this isn't like that.
00:07:24And 160 shows to do, which are a lot.
00:07:25A lot of shows.
00:07:26And then, the 14 million,
00:07:27doesn't come from the sick,
00:07:29or Lela,
00:07:30or the Civil Guard,
00:07:31or anything.
00:07:32This isn't for you,
00:07:33this isn't for you.
00:07:35It doesn't work like that,
00:07:36the budget is one,
00:07:37it doesn't go from one thing to another.
00:07:38So,
00:07:39everyone who thinks
00:07:40we're here to promote
00:07:41the government of Petro Sánchez,
00:07:42is totally wrong,
00:07:43they don't know us,
00:07:44they've never seen a show,
00:07:45because this isn't going to happen.
00:07:46Are you seriously saying
00:07:47we're not going to brainwash
00:07:48all these people?
00:07:49I thought at the end of the show
00:07:50half of them would be gay
00:07:51and the other half would be men.
00:07:52No, no, no.
00:07:54No?
00:08:02We're going to make jokes
00:08:03and you're going to hit the jackpot.
00:08:04That's what we're going to do.
00:08:05At the beginning,
00:08:06jokes and jackpot.
00:08:07But if I do something
00:08:08like this,
00:08:10I thought
00:08:11this was going to be
00:08:12political.
00:08:13Why?
00:08:14What am I going to do with this?
00:08:15With what?
00:08:39But, Marcos, this...
00:08:41You didn't have to go to the doctor, man.
00:08:43But, Marcos, this...
00:08:44Three sessions, man.
00:08:46You can't...
00:08:47Last week, man.
00:08:48Why did you do that?
00:08:49Well, I don't know,
00:08:50to justify my salary
00:08:51this first month.
00:08:53To cover my back,
00:08:54now they can't kick me out.
00:08:55But where did you see that?
00:08:56That's not going anywhere.
00:08:57I don't know,
00:08:58there was so much going on,
00:08:59so much...
00:09:00so much bullshit.
00:09:01Have you read things out there?
00:09:02Of course,
00:09:03we talked about it last year
00:09:04and I hit the jackpot.
00:09:05You have to delete it, Marcos.
00:09:07Fuck.
00:09:08They've said a lot of things,
00:09:09every thing they say out there.
00:09:10Can't you get a tattoo?
00:09:11But I delete both.
00:09:12You don't have to,
00:09:13you have to delete it.
00:09:14Both?
00:09:15Yes, both.
00:09:16It's just that,
00:09:17on the other side,
00:09:18to make sure I get a job
00:09:19next year,
00:09:20I got this one too.
00:09:38Well, at first I didn't like it,
00:09:40but it's crazy,
00:09:41I've been getting used to it
00:09:42for a week now.
00:09:43But, excuse me,
00:09:44now you just need
00:09:45your wife to get used to it.
00:09:46Well, my wife,
00:09:47when Pablo Moto
00:09:48opens his eyes like this,
00:09:49a little more...
00:09:57Besides,
00:09:58I keep conversations with them,
00:10:00look,
00:10:01I can...
00:10:02I can't...
00:10:03I can't...
00:10:04I can't...
00:10:05I can't...
00:10:07Wait, this one, this one.
00:10:08Lamoginni, Lamoginni.
00:10:10No, no kidding!
00:10:11Lamoginni, no!
00:10:12Hey, you bastard!
00:10:13Heh hey!
00:10:20Excuse me,
00:10:21close that, close it.
00:10:22This person is here now, right?
00:10:25This is it.
00:10:26I nearly said it,
00:10:27this is the resistance.
00:10:28I nearly said it.
00:10:29More or less.
00:10:30Well, it's the same shit,
00:10:31it's about the same, more or less.
00:10:32This is the revolt
00:10:33first time on Spanish television,
00:10:34we're very happy
00:10:35And of course, to start the revolution in Spanish television,
00:10:39here's Jorge Ponce.
00:10:41Jorge Ponce!
00:10:47Jorge Ponce!
00:11:01Jorge! Jorge!
00:11:03Jorge! Jorge!
00:11:05Jorge! Jorge!
00:11:07Jorge!
00:11:09Enough, enough, enough.
00:11:11Spanish TV is mine.
00:11:13Leave some for the people.
00:11:15What's up? What's up, Jorge?
00:11:17What's up, David? Access prime time.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21Access prime time.
00:11:23Is that how you call me now?
00:11:25No, where are we now?
00:11:27It's practically prime time.
00:11:29It's prime time, but it's access prime time.
00:11:31Okay, that's fine, but
00:11:33the revolt you said you were going to say.
00:11:35Yes.
00:11:37What a shitty name, right?
00:11:39Why? The revolt?
00:11:41I said yes to the revolt.
00:11:43Between the revolt and the Spaniards,
00:11:45we have dinner.
00:11:47Marco, we've had breakfast.
00:11:49Cover yourself.
00:11:51Cover yourself.
00:11:53Marco, cover yourself.
00:11:55Let me like it.
00:11:57Cover yourself a little bit.
00:11:59I look over there and I like it.
00:12:01Let's see if you can see the falcon behind you.
00:12:03Of course.
00:12:09It would be cool.
00:12:11On your back.
00:12:13I said yes to the revolt, no.
00:12:15I don't like the revolt, no.
00:12:17I put it in the group of three, I remember this.
00:12:19In the group of three you said, I like it.
00:12:21Well, the name is weak, yes.
00:12:23But what's amazing,
00:12:25what you can't say, the show is incredible.
00:12:27It has nothing to do with us.
00:12:29It's...
00:12:31What a metamorphosis.
00:12:33What a radical change.
00:12:35Before we were, here there is no one alive,
00:12:37and now we are the one who is neighboring.
00:12:45I'm even afraid
00:12:47that we've gone a little too far.
00:12:49You know that Broncano,
00:12:51who has changed so much.
00:12:53It's crazy.
00:12:55Let's see the program of before and the program of now.
00:12:57Put the photo.
00:13:03Exactly.
00:13:07The club of one, the club of one.
00:13:09Fair, fair.
00:13:11But if our bet has been to break the program
00:13:13from the ground up.
00:13:15Start from scratch.
00:13:17I come to bring, as always, the news.
00:13:19This is the first year in Spanish television,
00:13:21but the program continues after seven seasons.
00:13:23And every year, on the first day, you tell the news.
00:13:25By the way, there's a lot. I'll see what I have time for.
00:13:27We have a lot.
00:13:29For example, at the level of space,
00:13:31we have to highlight the real stage.
00:13:33Let's see it up there.
00:13:35Damn, kid.
00:13:37You think...
00:13:49What a stage, kid.
00:13:51You have to think that we are
00:13:53practically an extension of the Kingdom of Spain.
00:13:55Exactly.
00:13:57I don't know if criticizing is not constitutional.
00:13:59You can't.
00:14:01Since we are practically an extension of the Kingdom of Spain...
00:14:03I like this so they can come whenever they want.
00:14:05The real stage, two seats.
00:14:07You can come whenever you want.
00:14:09Whoever, but in hierarchy order.
00:14:11Felipe and Letizia, of course.
00:14:13The girls later.
00:14:15Let the heirs come.
00:14:17But from there, I don't know how it goes.
00:14:19From there, it's more similar.
00:14:21If one day, for example, Victoria Federica
00:14:23wants to come with a nobillero
00:14:25that she met in Estepona,
00:14:27they can come.
00:14:29There are places where you can bring them.
00:14:31Froilán too.
00:14:33But what if that same day, Juan Carlos
00:14:35also wants to come with Chantel?
00:14:37Then...
00:14:43Let them talk among themselves.
00:14:45Let them talk among themselves.
00:14:47Juan Carlos...
00:14:49He's been in the royal family longer than the rest.
00:14:51I was saying Chantel.
00:14:53I don't know how long he's been there.
00:14:55I've been saying it for years and I keep it.
00:14:57It's the one from Slow Mo, right?
00:14:59My favorite is Froilán.
00:15:01All the royal family is invited
00:15:03because this show is in Spain.
00:15:05Froilán can come even with a gun.
00:15:07Froilán as he wants.
00:15:09Oh, by the way.
00:15:11Let's see.
00:15:13Put it on again.
00:15:15The alarm goes off.
00:15:17We forgot.
00:15:19So...
00:15:21Parliamentary question.
00:15:23We have an alarm.
00:15:25When we talk about a topic
00:15:27that is susceptible
00:15:29to be discussed in Congress...
00:15:31In Congress they'll ask about this show.
00:15:33Why did they say that?
00:15:35It's true.
00:15:37The congress, the deputies,
00:15:39it's true that with public money
00:15:41in Access Prime Time
00:15:43it was insinuated
00:15:45that King Juan Carlos
00:15:47has a friend named Chantel
00:15:49and that Froilán could come with two guns.
00:15:51It's true that it was said...
00:15:53Yes, yes, it was said.
00:15:55Yes, yes.
00:15:59What did he say?
00:16:01It's...
00:16:03It's true that it was said
00:16:05about Froilán with two guns.
00:16:07It's true that it was said.
00:16:09It's recorded.
00:16:11The alarm goes off
00:16:13so that they are warned
00:16:15that this could be discussed.
00:16:17We'll go face to face
00:16:19and respond to everything.
00:16:21I don't have to go, right?
00:16:23I'll go if you want.
00:16:25I think the president will go.
00:16:27The president will go, of course,
00:16:29but if you want support...
00:16:31Wait, I'll support if you want.
00:16:33No, no, no.
00:16:37No, no, no.
00:16:39This has to do
00:16:41with the next news.
00:16:43That joke doesn't count
00:16:45because it hasn't been noted.
00:16:47Of course, but that's what happens.
00:16:49Support in Congress?
00:16:51Everyone.
00:16:53There's a lot of support.
00:16:55Of course, if your group
00:16:57doesn't have enough,
00:16:59you need support.
00:17:01But it has to do with this.
00:17:03The program, as you know,
00:17:05starts at 10.45.
00:17:07We start on a children's schedule.
00:17:09I don't think it's the most protected.
00:17:11It has different degrees.
00:17:13It's semi-protected.
00:17:15I think you can say ovaries.
00:17:17It's the anatomical part.
00:17:19But I don't know clitoris.
00:17:21No, because that's...
00:17:23Because it's disgusting.
00:17:25That's disgusting, yes.
00:17:27Let's see.
00:17:29The body part
00:17:31is disgusting.
00:17:33We've already passed 10.
00:17:35That's why I'm saying it now.
00:17:37We couldn't do this today,
00:17:39but every day at 10.00
00:17:41to let the kids know
00:17:43that they have to go to bed,
00:17:45we'll have our character,
00:17:47the Magic Man.
00:17:49Pepe the Magic Man.
00:17:51What does he do?
00:17:53At 10.00,
00:17:55Pepe the Magic Man will come out
00:17:57and say this.
00:17:59Let's see.
00:18:01See you tomorrow, kids.
00:18:03See you in your dreams.
00:18:17Pepe the Magic Man.
00:18:19It's very unpleasant.
00:18:21It's true that kids
00:18:23may be going to bed at 8.30
00:18:25after not seeing this.
00:18:27We're adjusting it,
00:18:29and preparing that this Christmas
00:18:31all the kids will want Pepe the Magic Man's doll.
00:18:33Yes, sure.
00:18:35All the kids.
00:18:37So,
00:18:39what else do we have?
00:18:41Pepe will be sent to bed
00:18:43at that time,
00:18:45and we'll do whatever we want.
00:18:51What is he doing?
00:18:59We are, we are, we are.
00:19:01All that.
00:19:03We can do everything,
00:19:05but always with our heads,
00:19:07because it's very important.
00:19:09This year we are a public service.
00:19:11Our duty is to respect,
00:19:13to highlight positive values in society,
00:19:15the constitution, the rules of movement,
00:19:17to highlight the different linguistic realities
00:19:19in our country.
00:19:21There are people who speak Murcian.
00:19:23In fact, some parts of our show
00:19:25will be subtitled in Catalan.
00:19:27Come to Catalonia.
00:19:29Look, we have an artificial intelligence
00:19:31that subtitles in Catalan,
00:19:33in real time.
00:19:35Look how well it works.
00:19:37All this I'm saying right now,
00:19:39you have it in Catalan.
00:19:41And also in a very pure Catalan,
00:19:43from La Baixa Empordà.
00:19:45Say what I say.
00:19:47He's putting it there.
00:19:49This is incredible.
00:19:51Everything is going to be updated all the time.
00:19:53So,
00:19:55everything is going to be updated all the time.
00:20:05It's in Catalan.
00:20:11Anyway, values and fun
00:20:13don't have to go hand in hand.
00:20:15They are not contradictory.
00:20:17No, no, values and fun.
00:20:19And for that we have here
00:20:21our public service pets.
00:20:23Publicity, respect and Agustín.
00:20:25A round of applause for them.
00:20:53Ok, ok, ok.
00:20:55Stop, stop.
00:20:57These are the public service pets.
00:20:59Here you have them.
00:21:01You know them from other shows.
00:21:03Publicity.
00:21:05Publicity, who is in charge of explaining
00:21:07beautiful things to people.
00:21:09There we have Respect,
00:21:11with his slogan,
00:21:13Respect or I'll put a cookie in your mouth.
00:21:15Very good.
00:21:17With his head upside down.
00:21:19Wait, wait.
00:21:21And?
00:21:23And we have Agustín, ok?
00:21:25We have Agustín,
00:21:27who is our Spanish TV producer.
00:21:29I didn't know him yet.
00:21:31He is here for those who need him.
00:21:33He is having a good time.
00:21:35He is a bit less spongy,
00:21:37but he compensates with a lot of active listening
00:21:39and his way of dancing.
00:21:41Come on, Agustín!
00:21:43Come on, Agustín!
00:21:49Thank you, the pets.
00:21:51Thank you, guys.
00:21:53Thank you, Agustín.
00:21:55Publicity, respect, Agustín.
00:21:57Thank you, Agustín.
00:21:59He is a very good professional, Agustín.
00:22:01I only read his emails.
00:22:03I didn't know him.
00:22:05Of course, the emails are very serious,
00:22:07but then the guy...
00:22:09It's a party.
00:22:11It's a party.
00:22:13And now, one last thing.
00:22:15The guest's tickets.
00:22:17Last year, we had several things.
00:22:19We had the fridge.
00:22:21The fridge and the zip-line.
00:22:23The zip-line is broken today.
00:22:25It's still there, but it doesn't work.
00:22:27But when we fix it, we have the zip-line.
00:22:29We offer the zip-line.
00:22:31Enter with a plate of soup.
00:22:33With a plate of soup?
00:22:35No, taking it.
00:22:37But it loses a lot of spectacularity.
00:22:39It's beautiful.
00:22:41Laura Pausini will come in.
00:22:43Laura Pausini will come in,
00:22:45and the plate must be very full.
00:22:47She must come in carefully,
00:22:49like arriving home late.
00:22:51And if not, you can also choose
00:22:53the teleportation cabin.
00:22:55Whoever wants soup, soup.
00:22:57Teleportation, teleportation.
00:22:59Bring it here.
00:23:01A big round of applause for the scientists.
00:23:09Teleportation
00:23:11Teleportation
00:23:13Okay.
00:23:15What a submarine they have inside.
00:23:17Okay, we all know how the teleportation works.
00:23:19I'm not going to get into details,
00:23:21but I'll explain it quickly.
00:23:23I'll go in as a guest.
00:23:25This is one, we have two.
00:23:27This works with pairs.
00:23:29You can't have only one teleportation cabin.
00:23:31It's like having a mobile phone
00:23:33and no one else has it.
00:23:35We have this one and the other one
00:23:37on the stage.
00:23:39Applause.
00:23:41Okay.
00:23:49I really like Ana,
00:23:51she's taking notes with her phone
00:23:53and she doesn't know we're recording.
00:24:03So, that was the trick.
00:24:05We have the technology to teleport,
00:24:07but it only works there.
00:24:09Yours would be to put it in the guest's house.
00:24:11Do they have to come all the way here?
00:24:13They have to come all the way there.
00:24:15But we have solved it.
00:24:17It's more difficult to move
00:24:19the body from one place to another.
00:24:21It teleports 20 meters?
00:24:2320 meters, because if you take it out
00:24:25and make a loop, it doesn't work at all.
00:24:27So, we tried it with me today
00:24:29and the guest has to go back and forth.
00:24:31I get in now, I teleport,
00:24:33I go up,
00:24:35so you can see.
00:24:37Let's do it with continuous camera movement
00:24:39so you can't see.
00:24:41I get in here.
00:24:43Do you play it yourself, Jorge?
00:24:45I play it, I go in.
00:24:47I have to do something?
00:24:49Okay.
00:24:51Okay, and now?
00:24:55Okay.
00:24:57That's the sound of me being teleported.
00:24:59There I am.
00:25:01What's up?
00:25:05What's up?
00:25:11I'm up here, handsome.
00:25:13Look, David,
00:25:15how I greet you with my hand.
00:25:17With my right hand.
00:25:19I don't see it very well.
00:25:23I'm going to do my classic dance.
00:25:25Look how I dance.
00:25:27Very good.
00:25:29I'm going back.
00:25:31I'm teleporting back.
00:25:33Go back, go back.
00:25:35I'm going back, Quino.
00:25:37Jorge.
00:25:39I'm going back.
00:25:41And again, let's activate the sound.
00:25:57Oh, my God, Jorge.
00:25:59Very good, congratulations.
00:26:01This is not a joke.
00:26:03It will be available for guests.
00:26:05You can choose.
00:26:07Tirolina, plate of soup,
00:26:09Axel Prime Time, on TV.
00:26:11Spanish, let's go.
00:26:13Come on, Jorge.
00:26:27We are very happy.
00:26:29It is one of the best comedies in Europe,
00:26:31perhaps in Europe and Asia.
00:26:33A round of applause for Lala Chus
00:26:35in La Revuelta, one more day.
00:26:37La Revuelta, of course.
00:26:57Ay, ay, ay, ay.
00:26:59What a thrill.
00:27:01What do you think, Lala?
00:27:03What do you think?
00:27:05Come on, cousin, we'll talk later.
00:27:07How are you? This thing is strong, isn't it?
00:27:09Here you are, in everything fat
00:27:11on TV, Lala.
00:27:13You are in everything, the strongest.
00:27:15I hope they have put my grandmother in the residence.
00:27:17Sure, now your grandmother can see it.
00:27:19It's bigger than ever.
00:27:21What's your grandmother's name?
00:27:23Tell her a few words.
00:27:25Grandma, look,
00:27:27your girl has come a long way.
00:27:37How nice.
00:27:39You look great, Ricardo.
00:27:41You can put anything on me.
00:27:43You made the comment that she should say.
00:27:45Your granddaughter has come a long way.
00:27:47She's deaf, so I'll put it on her mouth.
00:27:49You know, she's very handsome.
00:27:51I also liked the turban the other day.
00:27:53It looks like Voldemort from behind.
00:27:55We're experimenting.
00:27:57She's looking for something cool for her head.
00:27:59I like it.
00:28:01How are you?
00:28:03I'm fine.
00:28:05A nice thing for the audience.
00:28:11A plant that looks real.
00:28:13This?
00:28:15It looks real.
00:28:17Inigo Segurola,
00:28:19the ecoleticist of Virgo Mania, would say...
00:28:21Yes, yes, yes.
00:28:23Literally.
00:28:25I'm Lala.
00:28:27We know each other
00:28:29from other shows.
00:28:31You were here last season.
00:28:33Last season.
00:28:35I want the Spanish people...
00:28:37Now we're in a new thing.
00:28:39I've prepared a video presentation.
00:28:41For those who don't know you.
00:28:43Play it.
00:28:45Hi, I'm Laura.
00:28:47Everyone knows me as Lala Chus.
00:28:49I'm a collaborator of La Revuelta.
00:28:51I'm here to win your hearts
00:28:53through the screen.
00:28:55What is Lala like?
00:28:57She's a very dreamy girl.
00:28:59She's a friend of her friends.
00:29:01She's a daughter of her parents.
00:29:03She's crazy.
00:29:05She's from the city where dreams come true.
00:29:07She's a hard worker.
00:29:09What makes me happy is that my mother
00:29:11will be able to see me.
00:29:13Before, we were on a paid channel.
00:29:15She said she wouldn't pay a cent to see me.
00:29:17That's her opinion.
00:29:19Public money.
00:29:21The wind is blowing.
00:29:23What does it say?
00:29:27What a record.
00:29:29I'm taking advantage of this.
00:29:31This is a casting.
00:29:33Everyone is watching me.
00:29:35Imagine that this comes out in La Revuelta.
00:29:37Maybe they can give me a role.
00:29:41This is me.
00:29:43A kind of extinction as real as life.
00:29:45If you want to keep meeting me,
00:29:47I'll be here in La Revuelta.
00:29:49Bye.
00:30:05Lala.
00:30:07Lala.
00:30:09La Revuelta.
00:30:11Hey.
00:30:13Please.
00:30:15How did you hold the shot?
00:30:17With the cover pose.
00:30:19Something happened to me.
00:30:21I was very happy this summer,
00:30:23but the best thing that could happen to me
00:30:25in the universe happened.
00:30:27I was the godmother of the Grand Prix.
00:30:35David.
00:30:37I've told you before.
00:30:39I haven't seen you much this summer,
00:30:41but I put it on one day.
00:30:43And the girl was there.
00:30:45There was a lot of tension,
00:30:47but there was also a lot of sexual tension.
00:30:51Yes.
00:30:53With whom?
00:30:55I have to tell you.
00:30:57When I came here,
00:30:59the first time I saw her...
00:31:01You're hot.
00:31:09You said it with a smile on your face.
00:31:11It's true.
00:31:13I know you're hot.
00:31:15I'm very hot.
00:31:17I told you that one day
00:31:19I had a communion.
00:31:21Do you remember?
00:31:23I had a pet.
00:31:25It was this duck.
00:31:27I'm sorry,
00:31:29but look at that communion face.
00:31:31Look at that creepy face.
00:31:33Monica Lala.
00:31:35This is the guy.
00:31:39Creepy face on your part.
00:31:41The face of...
00:31:43Well, if I don't throw up...
00:31:45That face.
00:31:47The thing is,
00:31:49every time I saw a big doll,
00:31:51I felt a bad nervousness.
00:31:53Like I had a trauma.
00:31:55But maybe it wasn't a trauma.
00:31:57What I felt was desire.
00:32:09We're very happy.
00:32:11It's one of the best comics in Europe.
00:32:13Maybe in Europe and Asia.
00:32:15A round of applause for Lala Chus
00:32:17in La Revuelta.
00:32:19La Revuelta, of course.
00:32:39Hey, hey, hey.
00:32:41Hey, hey, hey.
00:32:43Hey, hey, hey.
00:32:45Hey, hey, hey.
00:32:47Hey, hey, hey.
00:32:49Hey, hey, hey.
00:32:51Hey, hey, hey.
00:32:53Hey, hey, hey.
00:32:55Hey, hey, hey.
00:32:57Hey, hey, hey.
00:32:59Hey, hey, hey.
00:33:01Hey, hey, hey.
00:33:03Hey, hey, hey.
00:33:05Hey, hey, hey.
00:33:07Where is Pura?
00:33:09Pura Abuela, look.
00:33:11Your girl.
00:33:13The man got very far.
00:33:15Sit down, sit down.
00:33:21What a cutie.
00:33:23Tell me everything question.
00:33:25You said
00:33:27I should say your granddaughter
00:33:29got very far.
00:33:31so I'll put it in... You know?
00:33:32He's very handsome. I liked the turban a lot the other day.
00:33:36It looked like it was going to show up in the back.
00:33:38We're experimenting.
00:33:39We're looking for something fresh for the head.
00:33:42I like it, I like it.
00:33:43We're experimenting.
00:33:44How are you?
00:33:45I'm fine. I'm having a great time.
00:33:47For the audience, a beautiful thing of people.
00:33:49This.
00:33:54A plant that looks real.
00:33:57Wow, this...
00:33:58It looks real.
00:33:59Inigo Segurola, Ecoleticas de Virucomanía, would say...
00:34:03Yes, yes, yes.
00:34:04Yes, literally.
00:34:05From the mountains.
00:34:07Hey, one thing.
00:34:08I'm Lala.
00:34:10We already know each other from other things.
00:34:13Yes, yes.
00:34:14You've been here last season.
00:34:16Last season.
00:34:17I want the Spanish TV people...
00:34:19Now we're in a new thing.
00:34:21I've prepared a video.
00:34:23For those who don't know you.
00:34:24Come on, play it.
00:34:26Let's see.
00:34:27I'm Laura.
00:34:28Although everyone knows me as Lala Chus.
00:34:31I've come to introduce myself.
00:34:32I'm a collaborator of La Revuelta.
00:34:34I've come to win your hearts through the screen.
00:34:39What is Lala like?
00:34:40She's a very dreamy girl.
00:34:41A friend of her friends.
00:34:43A daughter of her parents.
00:34:45A very crazy taurite.
00:34:47And she's from the city where dreams come true.
00:34:50Very hardworking.
00:34:51What makes me happy is that my mother will be able to see me.
00:34:54Before, we were on a paid channel.
00:34:56She wouldn't pay a cent to see me.
00:34:57Now, it's free.
00:34:59I said, well, that's your opinion.
00:35:01Public money.
00:35:03I can hear the wind.
00:35:04What does it say?
00:35:10What a record.
00:35:11I'm taking advantage of the fact that this is a casting.
00:35:14Everyone is watching me.
00:35:16Imagine that this comes out of La Revuelta.
00:35:19Maybe they can give me a role in La Promesa.
00:35:22Well, this is me.
00:35:24Scared and determined.
00:35:25A kind of extinction, as real as life.
00:35:28If you want to keep meeting me, I'll be here, in La Revuelta.
00:35:30Bye!
00:35:47Lala, Lala, Lala
00:35:52We're back!
00:35:54Hey!
00:35:56Please.
00:35:57How did you hold up the shot?
00:35:59With the cover pose.
00:36:01Something happened to me.
00:36:03I was very happy this summer,
00:36:04but the best thing that could happen to me in the universe happened.
00:36:07What happened?
00:36:08I was the godmother of the Grand Prix.
00:36:10Oh, my God!
00:36:18David.
00:36:19I've told you before.
00:36:21I haven't seen much of this summer,
00:36:24but I put it on one day and I had you there.
00:36:26And the baby was there.
00:36:27There was a lot of tension,
00:36:28but there was also a lot of sexual tension.
00:36:34Yes, it's just that...
00:36:35With whom?
00:36:36Well, let's see.
00:36:37I have to tell you.
00:36:38Because when I came here, the first time I came...
00:36:41You're fiery, huh?
00:36:51How did you tell me?
00:36:52He told me with a smile on his face that it really is like that.
00:36:55Because you've told me before. I know you're fiery.
00:36:57I'm very fiery.
00:36:58And it's true that I told you that one day I had a communion.
00:37:02Do you remember?
00:37:03There was a thing about my communion.
00:37:05A pet.
00:37:06I had a pet.
00:37:07Look, it was this duck.
00:37:08Well...
00:37:09I'm sorry, but put yourself up so they can see that communion face.
00:37:12Look at that creepy face.
00:37:14Look how pretty Lala is.
00:37:15How pretty.
00:37:16So, of course.
00:37:17This little one.
00:37:19So...
00:37:20Creepy face on your part.
00:37:22The face of...
00:37:23Sure.
00:37:24Well, if I don't puke, I don't.
00:37:25A bit of that face.
00:37:26We're like that.
00:37:27The thing is that I thought that every time I saw a big doll,
00:37:32I got a bad nervousness.
00:37:34Of course.
00:37:35It came from that.
00:37:36That I have trauma.
00:37:37But maybe it wasn't trauma.
00:37:38What I felt was desire.
00:37:40There are people who like that, huh?
00:37:42It was a bit of a full roll moment.
00:37:44It was a bit of a full roll moment.
00:37:46It was a bit of a full roll moment.
00:37:48The fruities, he said.
00:37:49Furries, the fruities.
00:37:50The fruities.
00:37:52Watch out for the fruities.
00:37:53Watch out, huh?
00:37:54Watch out, watch out.
00:37:55Be careful with the backpack.
00:37:56Backpack.
00:37:57Backpack.
00:38:00Be careful with the backpack, huh?
00:38:01Backpack, come on.
00:38:02The thing is...
00:38:03They didn't call you that because you were a cactus.
00:38:05Yeah, yeah.
00:38:07The thing is that when I saw the Grand Prix cow...
00:38:12My God, of course.
00:38:13Everything came to you.
00:38:14The heat.
00:38:15Something that I was like...
00:38:17That cow is strong, huh?
00:38:20Well, the thing is that we ended up messing up.
00:38:22The cow and I.
00:38:23We went to the backstage.
00:38:24Backstage?
00:38:25Backstage.
00:38:27Some crazy slaps.
00:38:28I'm sorry, Miguel.
00:38:29Stop showing me images of a backpack because it wasn't like that.
00:38:32It was all the time...
00:38:33It wasn't like that.
00:38:38It wasn't like that.
00:38:39It wasn't like that.
00:38:40Of course.
00:38:41It's a fire.
00:38:42So what happens to me is that I was passing by the Plaza Mayor
00:38:44and I saw the Snow Patrol.
00:38:45What for?
00:38:46The Canine Patrol.
00:38:47You know?
00:38:48And of course, it came to you too.
00:38:49I remembered it because I told you,
00:38:51some crazy slaps that I got with that cow.
00:38:53You screwed up.
00:38:54We screwed up.
00:38:55But it's nice because it's a kind of power party,
00:38:57so it's like a party...
00:38:58Of course, but we messed up a lot.
00:38:59We have to trust what you say, that you're quite a bullfighter, right?
00:39:02Hey, this is totally true.
00:39:05Now we don't need to trust each other because we can ask the cow too.
00:39:08Why?
00:39:09How?
00:39:10We're on Radio Televisión Española, we can...
00:39:12What cow?
00:39:14It's around here, right?
00:39:15It's...
00:39:16Let's check it out.
00:39:17If the cow is around here, let her in.
00:39:18The cow is here!
00:39:27I love you!
00:39:42Dani!
00:39:44He came to see me on my first day!
00:39:47What a...
00:39:48What a reunion, huh?
00:39:50It's normal.
00:39:51I haven't seen a lot of passion there.
00:39:53Ask her to corroborate her story.
00:39:55Listen, he came to see me on my first day at work, Kari.
00:39:58What?
00:39:59Oh, my life!
00:40:00Oh, my life!
00:40:01What's his name?
00:40:02His name is María Fernanda.
00:40:03Right, Kari?
00:40:05María Fernanda.
00:40:06His name is Wistrol.
00:40:07Sit here, sit here.
00:40:08His name is Anabolizantes.
00:40:09Have you seen him?
00:40:10How is this?
00:40:11He's strong, huh?
00:40:12Sit here, my life.
00:40:13You've found a great partner, Lala.
00:40:15Oh, I'm so happy!
00:40:16Really!
00:40:17I promise!
00:40:25María Fernanda!
00:40:28Well, listen to me.
00:40:29María Fernanda,
00:40:30I knew we were going to meet again at some point in life.
00:40:33So I wrote you a poem, okay?
00:40:36A poem?
00:40:37I always carry it with me.
00:40:38Like your grandmother's handkerchief, you've kept it, huh?
00:40:41It's very rustic, huh?
00:40:42María Fernanda, my love, look at me.
00:40:45She's got a lot of energy, huh?
00:40:46She's very crazy.
00:40:48When love catches you,
00:40:49it doesn't matter if it's a person or a cow.
00:40:54I know you're...
00:40:55I don't remember my lyrics.
00:40:57I know you're reserved,
00:40:58but I speak the language of love for both of us.
00:41:01You and me, María Fernanda.
00:41:03Now, shut up!
00:41:06And I love you.
00:41:08And I'm sorry I didn't like the dolls before,
00:41:11because I would have been happier.
00:41:13We could spend a night of love.
00:41:17Yes? Do you want to?
00:41:19Don't say anything if you're in love.
00:41:22Kiss me.
00:41:23Bravo!
00:41:24But that...
00:41:25Bravo!
00:41:29Let's go.
00:41:32Very good, huh?
00:41:34It's for me, huh?
00:41:35She clearly likes it.
00:41:36It's clearly for me.
00:41:37She clearly likes it.
00:41:38She's cheating because she knows the cow can't speak.
00:41:41Hey, don't get me in there.
00:41:43We're going to have a good time.
00:41:44Enjoy it.
00:41:45Go on, go on.
00:41:46Go on, cow.
00:41:47Thank you, Lala.
00:41:49See you later.
00:41:50See you later.
00:41:51Bye.
00:41:52Bye.
00:41:53Bye.
00:41:54Bye.
00:41:55Bye.
00:41:56Bye.
00:41:57Bye.
00:41:58Bye.
00:41:59Bye.
00:42:00Bye.
00:42:02Bye.
00:42:03OK.
00:42:04The guest.
00:42:05Well, the guest.
00:42:06I'm glad you're the first Spanish guest on La Revuelta.
00:42:09He's a good guest.
00:42:10I don't know...
00:42:11Maybe you don't have him under control
00:42:13because he does a minority sport.
00:42:15Well...
00:42:16He's the best at what he does.
00:42:18I introduce you.
00:42:19If...
00:42:20If you want...
00:42:21If you want him to come in, yes.
00:42:23It's a beautiful story.
00:42:24He's a machine.
00:42:25He's a surfer.
00:42:26He's a world champion of adapted surfing.
00:42:29Yes.
00:42:30There he is.
00:42:31Of course, how do I make him come in?
00:42:33Huh?
00:42:34You have to wave.
00:42:35Yes, but there are many obstacles.
00:42:37Wave so he can come in.
00:42:39Can you hear me, Aitor?
00:42:40David, what's up, man?
00:42:42Are you kicking me out or what?
00:42:48David.
00:42:49David.
00:42:52What a party you have going on here in Madrid
00:42:55on Spanish television at one o'clock.
00:42:58Aitor...
00:42:59Who are you?
00:43:00Hey, have you looked at the time?
00:43:02Aitor, can you...
00:43:03What do I do?
00:43:04I'm going out.
00:43:05There are many obstacles.
00:43:06I won't make it there alone.
00:43:08Come here, but now.
00:43:10Let's see if he's going to hit you.
00:43:12Run, man.
00:43:13He's like a gorilla.
00:43:14That's why.
00:43:15He knows.
00:43:16He knows.
00:43:17Okay.
00:43:19Today, I was going to say it in the resistance,
00:43:21in the revolt,
00:43:22the world champion of adapted surfing,
00:43:24a round of applause for Aitor Frantesena.
00:43:27FRANTESENA, MADRID
00:43:32Hey, has Frantesena ever been here before?
00:43:34Once, around here.
00:43:36Alba!
00:43:37Alba Madrid!
00:43:38ALBA MADRID
00:43:39FRANTESENA, MADRID
00:43:57What's up, Aitor?
00:43:58What's up, David?
00:43:59What a party you've got going on here.
00:44:06Today, David, for me, is a big day.
00:44:09First, because it's my town's holidays.
00:44:11What town is it?
00:44:12Zarauz.
00:44:13Very nice, Zarauz.
00:44:14Alba Zarauz!
00:44:17Then, there are the parties.
00:44:19They're Euskal Haias, which is the Basque party.
00:44:22We all dress up as villagers.
00:44:24Okay.
00:44:25I sit down.
00:44:26Aitor, I sit down.
00:44:27As villagers, yes, sit down.
00:44:29As villagers, and that's why I'm dressed like this.
00:44:32Okay.
00:44:33So, in the morning, you could hear music in the streets,
00:44:36jokes, sweet-talkers...
00:44:38So, who are you singing for?
00:44:40In short, you're drunk.
00:44:43All this folklore to say that you're drunk.
00:44:45David, I said coffee, I said coffee.
00:44:47Then, one thing, one thing, one thing, David.
00:44:50David, David.
00:44:52David.
00:44:53One thing, control the time.
00:44:55You said 10, we've already passed, right?
00:44:57We've passed 10, yes.
00:44:58Okay, and can you say tacos here?
00:45:00Yes.
00:45:01I can't believe it.
00:45:02You can, you can.
00:45:03Zarauz, there's a lot of surfing.
00:45:05I like surfing.
00:45:06Aitor, I like surfing, it's cool.
00:45:08Hey, David.
00:45:10You're a world champion.
00:45:11Yes.
00:45:12Don't get discouraged.
00:45:13I think it weighs on your conscience
00:45:15after what you and two other pirates did at the Acer.
00:45:18What's up?
00:45:19You said that surfing is a farce.
00:45:22That the surfers, the surfers of this country
00:45:27are a bunch of shits.
00:45:30Who said that?
00:45:31I remember him.
00:45:32I think that you and some other pirate,
00:45:35that you were three, three,
00:45:37and three feathers for a inkwell.
00:45:40I've said a lot of things because there are a lot of shows,
00:45:43Aitor, I can't either.
00:45:44Sometimes the comedian says things and...
00:45:46What did I say?
00:45:47You put...
00:45:48Do you have the piece?
00:45:49You're not the country's surfers,
00:45:50you're the surfers of the world, I think.
00:45:53There's still more to come, there's still more to come.
00:45:55The surf of all things,
00:45:56have you ever been to a beach
00:45:58where there are a lot of surfers?
00:46:00I haven't seen a good one either.
00:46:01I don't know if you...
00:46:02There's a constant failure rate.
00:46:06You go to any place where there's surf,
00:46:08and I still haven't seen a day where I say,
00:46:11look at that guy surfing.
00:46:12Look at that guy.
00:46:13Normally, it's a lot of people who don't know how to surf.
00:46:16Yeah, yeah.
00:46:17You go to 50 and I...
00:46:19I don't know if it's a farce, but nobody really knows how to surf.
00:46:22What do you expect from a surfer?
00:46:24Well, I do some tricks.
00:46:26I've been doing them for a while, I don't move much.
00:46:28Well...
00:46:29It's heavy, man, it's heavy.
00:46:33It's heavy.
00:46:34I was referring to the non-professional surfers,
00:46:36Aitor, the good ones know...
00:46:39And thank God he cut it,
00:46:40because if you hear what the surfers in Madrid say...
00:46:42Woo-hoo!
00:46:44But, Aitor, the professionals do it well,
00:46:46but if you know what I mean,
00:46:47there are a lot of people who go and learn
00:46:50a week ago in a surf camp,
00:46:52and they fall all the time, it's disastrous.
00:46:54David, for the show you're doing,
00:46:55you're going to get a good audience.
00:46:57If you're going to be careful with the beaches...
00:47:00Because I think they've made you...
00:47:02They've made me the surfers' cross.
00:47:03What are they going to do, throw salt in my face?
00:47:05Look, he's going to take this off, he's going to dress me as a surfer.
00:47:09Now, to the eye.
00:47:10I'm a surfer, kid.
00:47:11Eye.
00:47:13Oops.
00:47:15I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, let's go.
00:47:17Now, it's pure surf.
00:47:19Perfect.
00:47:20What's up, Miguel?
00:47:21Sorry, I think the punishment is penance,
00:47:24because I've been watching the video,
00:47:26and I think there's a message for us in the video.
00:47:29Put the video on.
00:47:30It's from the past.
00:47:31From the past.
00:47:32And it's true that surf is like TV.
00:47:34Conventional TV has a failure rate of 90,
00:47:38that is, normal.
00:47:39Normal.
00:47:40The show is going to go to shit.
00:47:42The show is going to go to shit, really.
00:47:45What?
00:47:48You're very good.
00:47:49Sorry, when is the video from?
00:47:51Four years ago.
00:47:53I was so angry when I saw it.
00:47:55When I saw it, I swear, I was so angry.
00:47:57I said, if I ever have the chance to be with David,
00:47:59he's going to get it.
00:48:00I'm going to put it on his site.
00:48:01Man, how can I not?
00:48:02Since 2020, I've said to myself,
00:48:05a show on open TV is going to be a failure.
00:48:07Well, I've said it to myself.
00:48:11Incredible.
00:48:13You're the best.
00:48:15Well, I'm in love with surfing.
00:48:17I'm in love with surfing.
00:48:18I'm sweating.
00:48:20Every time I think about it, I go back to it.
00:48:22Don't worry.
00:48:23For me, everything is fine.
00:48:25Aitor, for me, everything is fine.
00:48:26Do you want...
00:48:27We have an answer.
00:48:28Now we'll put a video of you surfing.
00:48:32We'll count for people who don't know you.
00:48:35Tell us the story.
00:48:36You've been surfing since you were a kid, right?
00:48:39You lost...
00:48:40Tell us about it.
00:48:41Yes, I was born with congenital glaucoma.
00:48:45I started doing surgeries when I was little.
00:48:48Unfortunately, one of the surgeries went wrong
00:48:50and I lost my right eye.
00:48:52So, you had glaucoma, but you could surf well.
00:48:54Yes.
00:48:55I've seen videos of you surfing as a kid,
00:48:57and you were a machine.
00:48:59I surfed as a normal person,
00:49:01but with one eye.
00:49:02At 14, I lost my right eye and I only had my left.
00:49:05Okay.
00:49:06When I had everything under control,
00:49:08which is the tension in the ocular eye,
00:49:0912 years ago, I was unlucky enough
00:49:14to fall into a wave from top to bottom.
00:49:15I had a cornea transplant with two points in the eye.
00:49:18I fell from top to bottom with my eye open and...
00:49:20Boom!
00:49:22I broke my eye.
00:49:23The other eye?
00:49:24I thought you had lost...
00:49:25I thought you had lost both of them because of glaucoma.
00:49:28One was because of a blow with a wave.
00:49:30Yes, the last eye, the left one,
00:49:31I lost it because of a wave that fell from top to bottom.
00:49:34Traitorous wave.
00:49:35I don't even think about it.
00:49:36Life goes on.
00:49:38You know that, being who we are,
00:49:40we like not to see life go by,
00:49:42but to get on it and go all out.
00:49:44Yes!
00:49:45Yes!
00:49:46Yes!
00:49:47Yes!
00:49:48Yes!
00:49:50Yes!
00:49:51Yes!
00:49:52Yes!
00:49:53Yes!
00:49:54Yes!
00:49:55People are wonderful.
00:49:56This audience is amazing.
00:49:57Let's go to Madrid!
00:49:58Yes!
00:49:59Yes!
00:50:00Yes!
00:50:01Yes!
00:50:02Yes!
00:50:04Yes, but I've never surfed.
00:50:05What you say about a blow from top to bottom
00:50:09against the sea,
00:50:10because that's a strong blow, isn't it?
00:50:13Yes, if it had been a normal eye
00:50:14that didn't have points in the eye,
00:50:16nothing would have happened.
00:50:17A blow can be received by anyone.
00:50:19A blow against the water without any point,
00:50:21nothing would have happened.
00:50:23But having the cornea changed and had all the dots,
00:50:26when it received the blow, it was so strong that it went...
00:50:28and it was like a spark.
00:50:30Because the eye is a ball that has liquids
00:50:33and when it explodes, the liquid goes away
00:50:35and it stays like a spark here, hanging.
00:50:37Fuck, that's good, that's explicit, that's good.
00:50:39Of course, of course, well explained, of course,
00:50:41but it happened...
00:50:42Hey, hey, hey.
00:50:43David, David, anyway,
00:50:45I think we're going to change...
00:50:47I brought you a gift.
00:50:48What is this?
00:50:49I present it.
00:50:50Ah, we don't have anything to present anymore.
00:50:52There is no more.
00:50:53And where do I support this, Guido, now?
00:50:55I don't know.
00:50:56Now look what happens.
00:50:57Show it.
00:50:59But look how it is now.
00:51:00It's called...
00:51:01No, no, present the book, you are the power.
00:51:11Look, look what it says inside.
00:51:13What does it say?
00:51:15There is everything in French.
00:51:16Ah, there is dedication.
00:51:17Of course, of course.
00:51:18I read it.
00:51:19Once I come here to be with you, delighted with life,
00:51:21fuck, I have to bring you a gift, and I say, wow, of course.
00:51:23For David Broncano, from Gallo,
00:51:26I know your name is Gallo.
00:51:27And it's the mote.
00:51:28With a lot of love.
00:51:29And don't forget that if you want to go surfing,
00:51:31leave your long hair and buy a van and a dog.
00:51:35A tope, Aitor.
00:51:36But well, you, of course...
00:51:37APPLAUSE
00:51:40You should know that this is not mine.
00:51:42That's what he and the other two pirates say
00:51:44in that interview that I just put on.
00:51:46But...
00:51:47Of course, it's true that...
00:51:49And that's what the Madrid surfers say
00:51:51or all those who call them half-globetrotters.
00:51:53Well...
00:51:54But, Aitor, I mean,
00:51:55it's true that the hair of the surfers is mythical,
00:51:59but it's true that you...
00:52:00And the beard, you have a beard.
00:52:02I have a beard.
00:52:03Of course, you've never seen me.
00:52:05Of course, of course.
00:52:06I've always only heard you.
00:52:08That's the bleeding of the ears.
00:52:09I mean, you're...
00:52:10You're...
00:52:11How do you imagine it?
00:52:13This is ugly.
00:52:14Yes, well...
00:52:15APPLAUSE
00:52:21Of course, how long has it been since you had the accident
00:52:24with the wave until you surfed again?
00:52:26How long has it been?
00:52:27I thought I could never surf again.
00:52:29I can imagine.
00:52:30A black screen in motion, I thought I was going to get dizzy.
00:52:34So, I said, this is impossible.
00:52:35It stayed black as soon as you got hit?
00:52:37Yes, of course.
00:52:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:52:39So, the story is that I enter the hospital,
00:52:41they closed it because, in the end,
00:52:44I was born with this disease
00:52:46and almost all the doctors who have treated me since I was young,
00:52:49being very old,
00:52:50are still in the San Sebastián hospital, in Donosti.
00:52:53And the story is that they have always treated me
00:52:55and it's amazing.
00:52:57So, this time, when this happened,
00:53:01it was July, July 23, 2012,
00:53:05and I received such a strong blow.
00:53:08As soon as I received the blow, I realized that I was in the dark.
00:53:12They took me to the shore.
00:53:13When they took me to the shore, they told the hospital.
00:53:15They took everyone who was on vacation, they took them upstairs,
00:53:18they closed everything as best they could,
00:53:20which took a long time,
00:53:22and they told me that the blood that was inside was absorbed.
00:53:29So, the story is that they did an ultrasound,
00:53:31until they saw that the blood was already absorbed,
00:53:33which took about three months,
00:53:34and they realized that even if they had put the eye properly inside,
00:53:38because they are different layers, the retina, the such, the such, the tunnel...
00:53:41The eye is not just anything, there are many things.
00:53:43It is very complex, the eye is very complex.
00:53:45So, they did everything they could to close it well
00:53:48and as soon as possible so that it wouldn't get infected.
00:53:53So, the story is that when they saw that it wasn't good enough,
00:53:57it was over.
00:53:58A new life began on the black screen.
00:54:00And from there until you surfed again, how long did it take?
00:54:02Three months, more or less.
00:54:04Three months to surf, huh?
00:54:11Yes, in three months, in three months...
00:54:13I'll tell you, the story is very beautiful.
00:54:15I got a job as a deputy, a girl,
00:54:17to make my life easier, to accompany me, and so on.
00:54:21So, I was walking on the beach,
00:54:23you know the Zaraud walk, right?
00:54:25Yes, it's very beautiful.
00:54:26Thank God you're fixing things.
00:54:28If you hear what he said about Zaraud, well, no.
00:54:31No, I like Zaraud a lot.
00:54:33Okay, it's clear.
00:54:34So, we were walking,
00:54:36the girl and I were walking,
00:54:38and suddenly I started to work with my ear, with the bats, of course.
00:54:41It was the only thing I had left.
00:54:43So, I start to hear the sea,
00:54:46I see that the sea sounds very soft and small, like...
00:54:49And I say, well, it's small, right?
00:54:51I was with this girl called Isar.
00:54:53Isar!
00:54:54Do you mean that you noticed there were few waves?
00:54:56Yes, because of the sound, I noticed it was small and very soft.
00:54:59Because when it falls, even if it's small,
00:55:01it falls hard, like boom, you know?
00:55:03Even if it's small and hard.
00:55:05When it's very small or soft, it's like...
00:55:07The foam goes...
00:55:09It's beautiful how you describe it, it's out of control.
00:55:12And the story is, I was with this girl,
00:55:16and I say, Isar, is the sea small?
00:55:18And she says, no, yes, yes.
00:55:20I'm going into the water.
00:55:22And I say, what are you saying?
00:55:24I put on the swimming goggles I have at school,
00:55:26and she gives me a bath with the school board,
00:55:28super big, fat, wide...
00:55:30And I get in, and I'm thinking,
00:55:32I don't know what you're doing here,
00:55:34you're going to get dizzy, boom, boom.
00:55:36Suddenly I enter and I see that the sea gives me information, right?
00:55:39If the wave comes from the front, I'm going north.
00:55:42If the wave comes from here...
00:55:44Because you're on the beach in Zaraun, right?
00:55:47Yes, of course, but more than anything,
00:55:49the waves come to the shore.
00:55:51So, if you go from the front, you're going north,
00:55:53if they're hitting you in the chest.
00:55:55If they're hitting you on this side, you're going east.
00:55:57If they hit you on this side, west,
00:55:59and if they hit you in the back, you're going south.
00:56:01So, I was going in, and I was noticing
00:56:03that the waves could correct me if I twisted.
00:56:06I sit down there, and I say, wow,
00:56:08without a black screen, and I don't get dizzy.
00:56:10I say, wow, this can be done.
00:56:12You were sitting on the board in the water.
00:56:15Yes, in the water, with swimming goggles.
00:56:17I thought I was going to get dizzy.
00:56:19Well, I'm going out, and I start rowing down,
00:56:21to the shore, but I had already realized
00:56:23that I was going north because the waves were coming from the front.
00:56:26This is in black, if you think about it, it's awesome.
00:56:28Yes, yes, in black screen.
00:56:30I turn around, start rowing, and I go down the coast.
00:56:32I say, wow, I could have stood up there.
00:56:34But, well, I cut myself off because the girl was there,
00:56:36and I told her that I was only going in to try.
00:56:38The next day, hey, Sar, it's small, right?
00:56:40Yes, don't tell me you're going back in.
00:56:43You told me that the last time, you got an eye infection.
00:56:45I convinced her, yes, no, it's good,
00:56:47and I go into the water.
00:56:49That day, I also go in, all modest,
00:56:51I sit down, I get more information,
00:56:53and I say, wow, I'm going to turn to the other side.
00:56:55I go to one, and that one corrects me,
00:56:57that it's well placed to the north, to put me well to the south.
00:56:59Wow, how cool, I turn around to the south,
00:57:01row, catch the coast, start rowing down,
00:57:03and there I stand up, and as I do so,
00:57:05the whole beach that was controlling me,
00:57:08and I said, that's it, from that day until today,
00:57:10I'm going to the top.
00:57:14And in three years, well,
00:57:16and in three years,
00:57:18based on a lot of work,
00:57:20and starting with small waves,
00:57:22with huge boards,
00:57:24now I'm able to catch waves above this,
00:57:26and with smaller boards,
00:57:28and in three years, world champion.
00:57:30And world champion, the guy, there he is.
00:57:40Go, go, go!
00:57:42Go, go, go!
00:57:44Go, go, go!
00:57:46We have some images of Aitor surfing,
00:57:48that are sensational.
00:57:50Start by saying what you're watching.
00:57:52Okay, okay, but I'll advance,
00:57:54it's you, very cool,
00:57:57are you watching it now?
00:57:59No, we're playing it now.
00:58:01Aitor Francesena, surfing.
00:58:10🎵
00:58:26🎵Feel the screams🎵
00:58:29🎵Of your face🎵
00:58:31🎵And I🎵
00:58:40🎵Lights will guide you🎵
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