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00:01:00David!
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00:02:48We know this guy because he reports on things.
00:02:55Because what?
00:02:57He reports on things all the time.
00:02:59Ah, you've told me I'm stupid.
00:03:01Ricardo was about to say, without wanting to break Spain,
00:03:03when here everything is the opposite of what is going to be done.
00:03:05Because this program, you know it's television.
00:03:07I'm going to do one.
00:03:09Television!
00:03:11Wow, incredible kid.
00:03:13Without rehearsing.
00:03:15Because we are all...
00:03:18And all...
00:03:20Let's see, I know there are people who don't speak Spanish.
00:03:22We love you very much too.
00:03:24To all the people, we give you a hug.
00:03:39Well, kid, well of populism.
00:03:41The bomb of Spain, kid.
00:03:43It's the first time you can see this in the whole world.
00:03:45It's incredible.
00:03:47But specifically on television!
00:03:51This is going to be like this every day.
00:03:53I've already found what I like.
00:03:55On the other hand, Sergio.
00:03:57Your first appearance on public television.
00:03:59Sergio Bezos doing the pre-show every day.
00:04:01Who?
00:04:03What did you say, sorry?
00:04:05Spanish.
00:04:07Television!
00:04:11Well, speaking of...
00:04:13Speaking of patriots, you freak out.
00:04:17It's that, of course, today...
00:04:19Sorry, this is...
00:04:21It's that, of course, today...
00:04:23It's that, of course, today...
00:04:25It's that, of course, today...
00:04:27It's that, of course, today...
00:04:29It's that, of course, today...
00:04:31Sorry, this has changed, hasn't it?
00:04:33The most hated person in the audience...
00:04:35Now he's in a bidet.
00:04:37Come on, come on, the bowling ones.
00:04:39Rotation.
00:04:41Oh, they have it...
00:04:43Watch out, one goes...
00:04:45Another one comes in.
00:04:47Okay.
00:04:51I'm tired, Ricardo.
00:04:53I'm surprised you've been working for seven minutes.
00:04:55It's incredible.
00:04:57Who's next?
00:04:59Me, over here.
00:05:01I have to start the show.
00:05:03We play bowling when we're allowed to.
00:05:05They see us as monsters.
00:05:07Yes, period.
00:05:09We need a fridge.
00:05:11I won't give you anything.
00:05:13And here's a fridge.
00:05:15This fridge isn't yours, it's everyone's.
00:05:17This fridge!
00:05:19We need this fridge.
00:05:21But then you take the beets too.
00:05:23If we get water, we take the beets.
00:05:25People will come and take the plate.
00:05:27They'll start taking the camera.
00:05:29If they're happy with little,
00:05:31they're the viewers we want.
00:05:33You want the fridge?
00:05:35We want the fridge.
00:05:37With a sticker of the Spanish government.
00:05:39We'll print it later.
00:05:41We have a printer with the Spanish flag.
00:05:43We'll print it right now.
00:05:45We'll put it here.
00:05:47We'll put it here.
00:05:49We have the fridge!
00:05:51Come on, kids!
00:05:55This...
00:05:57This will always be like this.
00:05:59People will start coming.
00:06:01I want the piano, Ricardo.
00:06:03We'll be an institution, a ministry.
00:06:05Can I say a couple of things
00:06:07before we start the show?
00:06:09We're directly linked to Moncloa.
00:06:11Sorry, because I am.
00:06:13Exactly.
00:06:15I didn't realize you were wearing
00:06:17the beets hat.
00:06:19We're trying things.
00:06:21We're looking for something cool
00:06:23for the head, but we haven't.
00:06:25This is hard to wear.
00:06:27Anthony Hopkins and I can wear this.
00:06:29You look bad, Ricardo.
00:06:31It's hard.
00:06:33We're trying things.
00:06:35This won't stay.
00:06:37I've been thinking about
00:06:39taking a cart to the barn.
00:06:41You look like the Spaniards.
00:06:43With this hat, even less.
00:06:45I wanted to say,
00:06:47since we've been told a lot
00:06:49of things that aren't true,
00:06:51you must have heard.
00:06:53They're not true.
00:06:55I wanted to say,
00:06:57three basic things.
00:06:59Pedro Sánchez didn't put me here
00:07:01as if I were his cousin.
00:07:03I don't need this.
00:07:05We're not the dog's hitmen.
00:07:07This isn't like that.
00:07:09I don't charge 14 million euros.
00:07:11I've tried, but I don't charge them.
00:07:17The first shout,
00:07:19I've tried,
00:07:21but you have to pay these people.
00:07:23You have to pay the camera.
00:07:25And 160 shows.
00:07:27And the 14 million
00:07:29don't come from the sick,
00:07:31or Lela, or the Guardia Civil.
00:07:33This isn't for you.
00:07:35It doesn't work like that.
00:07:37The budget is one thing.
00:07:39Anyone who thinks we're here
00:07:41to promote Pedro Sánchez's government
00:07:43is totally wrong.
00:07:45He doesn't know us,
00:07:47he's never seen a show.
00:07:49Are you saying we're not going
00:07:51to brainwash all these people?
00:07:53I thought at the end of the show
00:07:55half of them would be gay
00:07:57and the other half would be men.
00:07:59No, no.
00:08:03We're going to make jokes
00:08:05and you're going to hit the jackpot.
00:08:07I made a move
00:08:09and I thought
00:08:11this was going to be political.
00:08:13Why?
00:08:15What am I going to do with this?
00:08:37Three sessions, man.
00:08:39You can't do that.
00:08:41Why did you do that?
00:08:43I don't know,
00:08:45to justify my salary
00:08:47for this first month.
00:08:49I covered my back,
00:08:51now they can't fire me.
00:08:53Where did you see that?
00:08:55That doesn't make sense.
00:08:57I don't know,
00:08:59there was so much going on.
00:09:01You read things.
00:09:03We talked about it last year
00:09:05and you're still mad.
00:09:07You have to erase it, Marcos.
00:09:09You can't get a tattoo
00:09:11for everything you say.
00:09:13You have to erase it.
00:09:15Both of them?
00:09:17In order to secure my job
00:09:19next year,
00:09:21I got this one too.
00:09:35At first,
00:09:37I didn't like it,
00:09:39but I'm getting used to it.
00:09:41I'm sorry,
00:09:43but your wife
00:09:45needs to get used to it.
00:09:47When my wife gets used to it,
00:09:49Pablo Moto's eyes open.
00:09:51When my wife gets used to it,
00:09:53Pablo Moto's eyes open.
00:10:03Besides,
00:10:05I have conversations with them.
00:10:07Wait, this one.
00:10:09The Lamorginis, the Lamorginis.
00:10:11Don't fuck with the Lamorginis,
00:10:13you bastard.
00:10:21Close that.
00:10:23There's another person here, right?
00:10:25This is it.
00:10:27This is the resistance.
00:10:29More or less.
00:10:31It's the same shit.
00:10:33This is La Revuelta.
00:10:35We're very happy.
00:10:37To start La Revuelta,
00:10:39here's Jorge Ponce.
00:10:41Jorge Ponce.
00:10:47Jorge Ponce.
00:10:52Jorge Ponce.
00:10:57Jorge, Jorge, Jorge.
00:10:59Jorge, Jorge.
00:11:01Jorge, Jorge.
00:11:03Jorge, Jorge.
00:11:05Jorge, Jorge.
00:11:07Jorge, Jorge.
00:11:09Enough, enough.
00:11:11The Spain Cup is mine.
00:11:13Leave some space for the people.
00:11:15What's up?
00:11:17Access Prime Time.
00:11:19¿Cómo? ¿Eh?
00:11:21Access prime time.
00:11:23¿Me llamas así ahora?
00:11:24No, ¿dónde estamos? ¿Dónde estamos ahora?
00:11:26Access prime time.
00:11:27Access prime time.
00:11:28Es prácticamente prime time.
00:11:29Es prime time, pero es access prime time.
00:11:31Como justo antes, sí.
00:11:32Lo de antes, vale. Bueno, eso está bien, pero...
00:11:34La revuelta, que has dicho y vas a decir.
00:11:36Sí.
00:11:38Vaya mierda de nombre, ¿no?
00:11:40¿Por qué?
00:11:41¿La revuelta?
00:11:42¿Yo dije sí a la revuelta?
00:11:44¿Entre la revuelta y los espárragos tenemos que ir a la cena?
00:11:47Claro, es que la revuelta...
00:11:48Hemos desayunado, ¿eh?
00:11:50Tápate, tápate eso.
00:11:52Tápate, tápate eso.
00:11:53Marcos, tápate, tápate eso.
00:11:55Abróchate la camisa.
00:11:56Déjame que me guste.
00:11:57Abróchate la camisa.
00:11:58Abróchate un poquito, que no se le vea la orejita.
00:12:00Es que miro para allá y me da un susto.
00:12:01A ver si se le va a ver el falcon por detrás.
00:12:03Claro.
00:12:09Molaría, ¿eh?
00:12:10En la espalda.
00:12:11En la espalda.
00:12:12Yo dije sí a la revuelta, no.
00:12:14A mí no me gusta la revuelta, no.
00:12:17Me acuerdo de esto.
00:12:18En el grupo de los tres dijiste, me gusta.
00:12:20Bueno, el nombre es flojo, sí.
00:12:22Pero lo que es una pasada, lo que no puedo decir...
00:12:25El programa es increíble, el programa es otro.
00:12:28No tiene que ver.
00:12:29Es...
00:12:30Qué metamorfosis.
00:12:32Sí, sí, sí.
00:12:33Qué cambio radical.
00:12:34Antes éramos aquí no hay quien viva y ahora somos la que se avecina, ¿eh?
00:12:38Entonces...
00:12:40Esto es...
00:12:46A mí me da hasta miedo que nos hayamos pasado un poco, ¿eh?
00:12:49Sabéis que es broncano.
00:12:50Este no, que ha cambiado todo tanto.
00:12:52Es que es una locura, ¿eh?
00:12:53Efectivamente.
00:12:54¿Qué es lo que está poniendo Miguel el programa de antes y el programa de ahora?
00:12:57Ponlo, pon la foto, pon la foto.
00:13:03Exactamente.
00:13:07Del club de la una al club de la uno.
00:13:09Exacto, justo, justo.
00:13:11Bueno, en el caso, pero si nuestra apuesta ha sido romper el programa desde los cimientos.
00:13:14Sí.
00:13:15Empezar de cero.
00:13:16Todo novedades.
00:13:17Yo vengo a traer como siempre las novedades.
00:13:18Cada año...
00:13:19Este es el primer año en Televisión Española.
00:13:21Y es muy importante.
00:13:22Pero lo demás continúa ya después de siete temporadas.
00:13:24Y cada año tú el primer día cuentas novedades.
00:13:26De paso hay muchísimas.
00:13:27Voy a ver las que me da tiempo.
00:13:28Porque tenemos mucho...
00:13:29Aquí es rápido y que hay muchas cosas.
00:13:30Vamos con eso.
00:13:31Por ejemplo, a nivel espacio, a nivel aquí, pues tenemos, hay que destacar el palco real.
00:13:34Vamos a verlo ahí arriba.
00:13:35Hostia mía.
00:13:36Vale, claro, hombre.
00:13:37Tú piensa.
00:13:38Aplausos.
00:13:46Claro.
00:13:47Vaya palco, niño.
00:13:48Claro.
00:13:49Vaya palco.
00:13:50Tenéis que pensar que siendo nosotros prácticamente una prolongación del Reino de España...
00:13:55Exacto.
00:13:56Esto prácticamente...
00:13:57Yo no sé si criticar no es constitucional.
00:13:59No se puede.
00:14:00Nuestro programa.
00:14:01No, no.
00:14:02Ahora entonces, como somos prácticamente una extensión del Reino de España...
00:14:03Esto me gusta para que vengan cuando quieran.
00:14:05El palco real.
00:14:06Dos asientos.
00:14:07Puedes venir cuando quieran.
00:14:08Pero quien sea de la...
00:14:09Quien sea, pero en orden de jerarquía, obviamente.
00:14:11Es decir, Felipe y Leticia está claro.
00:14:14Las chiquillas después, ¿vale?
00:14:16Que vengan las herederas, pero a partir de ahí...
00:14:18Yo ya no sé muy bien cómo va, pero...
00:14:19Claro.
00:14:20A partir de ahí ya es más parecido.
00:14:21Si un día, por ejemplo, Victoria Federica quiere venir con un novillero que haya conocido
00:14:26allá en Estepona...
00:14:27Vale, vale.
00:14:28Se pueden venir.
00:14:29Hay sitios que se puede traer.
00:14:30Froilán.
00:14:31Froilán también.
00:14:32Pero ¿y si ese mismo día Juan Carlos quiere venir también con Chantel?
00:14:35Ya, ya.
00:14:36Te digo que es...
00:14:37Entonces...
00:14:39Hay...
00:14:44Que hablen entre ellos.
00:14:45Que hablen entre ellos.
00:14:46Yo no sé también, lleva más tiempo Juan Carlos...
00:14:48Lleva más tiempo la familia real que el resto.
00:14:50Ah, yo decía Chantel.
00:14:52Ah, vale.
00:14:53No sé cuánto lleva.
00:14:54Yo llevo años diciendo y lo mantengo, mi favorito...
00:14:56Esa es la del Low Mo, ¿no?
00:14:57Es Low Mo...
00:14:58Sí, exacto.
00:14:59Mi favorito es Froilán.
00:15:00Froilán siempre, Froilán.
00:15:01A ver, toda la familia real está invitada porque este programa es España.
00:15:04Froilán puede entrar hasta con armas si quiere.
00:15:06Froilán como quiera.
00:15:07Froilán siempre como quiera.
00:15:10Ah, por cierto.
00:15:14Vale, a ver, ponelo otra vez.
00:15:15Salta la alarma, a ver, ponela.
00:15:16¿Qué alarma?
00:15:17Que se nos ha olvidado.
00:15:18Vale.
00:15:21Entonces...
00:15:22Pregunta parlamentaria.
00:15:23Pregunta parlamentaria.
00:15:24Tenemos una alarma que hemos puesto.
00:15:25Para cuando se olvide algo.
00:15:26Cuando andemos hablando de algún tema que sea susceptible de que sea abordado en el
00:15:30Congreso...
00:15:31Claro, es que luego en el Congreso se preguntará sobre este programa.
00:15:33Sí, de repente.
00:15:34¿Por qué han dicho eso?
00:15:35Es cierto, y preguntan en el Congreso los diputados súper importantes de España,
00:15:38todo allí, que preguntan.
00:15:39Es cierto que con dinero público, en Axis Prime Time, se dijo, se insinuó que el rey
00:15:46Juan Carlos tiene una amiga llamada Chantel y que Froilán podía entrar con dos pistolas
00:15:51y diremos sí.
00:15:52Claro.
00:15:53Es cierto que se dijo que...
00:15:54Sí, sí, se dijo.
00:15:55Sí, sí.
00:16:00Se dijo.
00:16:02Es...
00:16:04Es cierto que se dijo de Froilán con dos pistolas, sí.
00:16:06Sí, se dijo.
00:16:07Sí que se dijo.
00:16:08Se dijo.
00:16:09Y está grabado.
00:16:10Claro.
00:16:11Se ha puesto en la tele.
00:16:12Para que suene la alarma y ya para que estén avisados de que sobre esto se podría preguntar.
00:16:14Y nosotros también lo sabemos para acortar un poco.
00:16:16Por otro lado...
00:16:17Nosotros vamos de cara, respondemos a todo.
00:16:18Siempre, siempre.
00:16:19Creo que no vamos...
00:16:20O sea, al Parlamento a responder no tenemos que...
00:16:21Yo no tengo que ir, ¿no?
00:16:22Yo voy si quieres.
00:16:23Vamos un día.
00:16:24Pero que creo que va la presidenta.
00:16:26Ah, va la presidenta, claro.
00:16:27Pero si quiere apoyos.
00:16:28Vale.
00:16:30Espera, apoyo pues yo si queréis, ¿eh?
00:16:32No, no, no.
00:16:33Ah, ¿no?
00:16:40Esto tiene que ver con la siguiente novedad.
00:16:43Ese chiste entra porque no se ha notado.
00:16:45Claro, pero eso es lo que pasa.
00:16:46¿Apoyos en el Congreso? Pues todo el mundo.
00:16:48Claro.
00:16:49Eso sí.
00:16:50Hay muchos apoyos.
00:16:51Apoyo.
00:16:56Claro, si no te da, tu grupo no tiene suficiente, pues necesitas...
00:16:58¿Otros apoyos?
00:16:59Eso sí.
00:17:00Pero tiene que ver con esto.
00:17:01El programa, como ya sabéis, ahora se adelanta y empezamos a las 10 menos cuarto más o menos.
00:17:06Empezamos en horario infantil.
00:17:08OK.
00:17:09Creo que no es el más protegido de todos.
00:17:11Tiene distintos grados.
00:17:12¿Cómo es semiprotegido?
00:17:13Es semiprotegido.
00:17:14Yo creo que se puede decir ovarios.
00:17:15Sí.
00:17:16Creo que se puede decir ovarios.
00:17:17La parte anatómica.
00:17:18Sí.
00:17:19Pero no sé clítoris.
00:17:20No, porque eso ya, claro.
00:17:21Porque da gustillo.
00:17:22Eso ya da gusto, sí.
00:17:29La parte de cuerpo que da gustillo no se puede.
00:17:32Ahora ya estamos pasados las 10.
00:17:34Ya hemos pasado.
00:17:35Por eso lo estoy diciendo ahora.
00:17:36El caso para...
00:17:37Esto hoy no lo hemos podido hacer, pero todos los días a las 10 de la noche, para avisar
00:17:41a los muchachos que ya se tienen que ir a la cama, vendremos a nuestro personaje, el
00:17:47hombre mágico.
00:17:48¿El hombre?
00:17:49Pepe el hombre mágico.
00:17:50¿Mágico?
00:17:51Pepe el hombre mágico.
00:17:52¿Y qué hace?
00:17:53Pues a las 10 de la noche, cuando sea las 10 de la noche, saldrá Pepe el hombre
00:17:56mágico y dirá esto.
00:17:57Vamos a verlo, por ejemplo.
00:17:58Mira bien.
00:18:00Hasta mañana, niños.
00:18:04Nos vemos en los sueños.
00:18:18Pepe el hombre mágico.
00:18:19Es muy desagradable.
00:18:20No, Pepe no.
00:18:21Es verdad que puede que los niños se estén acostando a las 8 y media ya después por
00:18:24no ver esto.
00:18:25Sí, sí.
00:18:26Ese tonillo de voz.
00:18:27Ese tonillo.
00:18:28Lo estamos ajustando, pero yo creo que los padres, de verdad, y preparando que estas
00:18:30navidades todos los niños van a querer su muñeco de Pepe el hombre mágico.
00:18:33Sí, sí, seguro.
00:18:34Todos los niños.
00:18:35Un fungo, ¿no?
00:18:36El fungo de Pepe el hombre mágico.
00:18:37Bueno, entonces, ¿qué más cosas tenemos?
00:18:40A Pepe a esa hora se les manda a la cámara a los niños y ahí lo que queramos.
00:18:45Ahí ya da igual todo.
00:18:46Ahí ya...
00:18:51¿Qué hace?
00:18:52¿Qué hace?
00:18:56No, no, no.
00:19:01Vale, vale, vale.
00:19:02Todo eso.
00:19:03Entonces nosotros podemos hacer todo, pero siempre con cabeza porque es verdad que es
00:19:06muy importante por todas estas cosas.
00:19:07Este año somos servicio público.
00:19:09Sí.
00:19:10Nuestro deber es respetar.
00:19:11Servicio público, ¿eh?
00:19:12Destacar valores positivos de la sociedad, la constitución, las normas de circulación,
00:19:17destacar las distintas realidades lingüísticas que hay en nuestro país.
00:19:20Por cierto, David.
00:19:21Hay gente que habla murciano.
00:19:22Bueno, y de hecho, claro.
00:19:23Por ello, algunas partes de nuestro programa van a ir sustituladas al catalán.
00:19:27¿Vale?
00:19:28¿Sí?
00:19:29Visca Cataluña.
00:19:30Mira, tenemos una inteligencia artificial que subtitula en catalán, en tiempo real.
00:19:35Joder.
00:19:36Mira que bien funciona.
00:19:37Todo esto que estoy diciendo yo ahora mismo, pues ahí lo llevas en catalán.
00:19:40Vale.
00:19:41Y además en un catalán bastante puro de la Baixa Empordada.
00:19:44Diga lo que yo diga.
00:19:46Lo va poniendo ahí.
00:19:48Esto es increíble todo.
00:19:50Todo se va a ir actualizando todo el rato.
00:19:53Sí.
00:19:54Entonces, no va a ser todo el rato.
00:20:05¡Es de catalán!
00:20:11Pero bueno, de todas formas, los valores y la diversión no tienen por qué,
00:20:15no pueden ir de la mano perfectamente.
00:20:17No son contradictorios.
00:20:18Y para ello tenemos aquí a nuestras mascotas del ente público.
00:20:23¿Quién?
00:20:24Divulgación, respeto y Agustín.
00:20:26¡Un aplauso para ellos!
00:20:30¡La musiquita!
00:20:49Vale, ya, vale, vale.
00:20:51Para, para.
00:20:52Bueno, las mascotas del ente público, aquí las tenéis.
00:20:54Las conocéis de otros programas.
00:20:55Divulgación.
00:20:56Divulgación, que se encarga de explicar cosas guapas a la gente,
00:20:59que hay que explicarlas.
00:21:00Vale.
00:21:01Ahí tenemos a Respeto, con su eslogan,
00:21:03Respeta o te meto una galleta.
00:21:05Muy bien.
00:21:06Así, con la cabeza, que la tiene al revés.
00:21:08La cabeza.
00:21:09Espérate.
00:21:10Espérate.
00:21:12¿Y?
00:21:13Y tenemos a Agustín, ¿vale?
00:21:15Tenemos a Agustín, que es nuestro productor de televisión española,
00:21:17ahí lo vemos.
00:21:18No le conocía yo todavía.
00:21:19Y está un poco para lo que haga falta, ¿vale?
00:21:21Como se lo está pasando.
00:21:22Es un poco menos esponjoso.
00:21:24Sí.
00:21:25Pero lo compensa con mucha escucha activa
00:21:27y su forma de bailar.
00:21:28¡Dale, Agustín!
00:21:29¡Dale, Agustín!
00:21:30¡Dale, Agustín!
00:21:31¡Dale, Agustín!
00:21:32¡Dale, Agustín!
00:21:33¡Dale, Agustín!
00:21:34¡Dale, Agustín!
00:21:35¡Dale, Agustín!
00:21:36¡Dale, Agustín!
00:21:37¡Dale, Agustín!
00:21:38¡Dale, Agustín!
00:21:39¡Felicidades!
00:21:40¡Dale, Agustín!
00:21:49¡Red! Gracias.
00:21:50Las mascotes.
00:21:51¡Gracias!, chicos.
00:21:52¡En salsa!
00:21:53Question.
00:21:54¡Respeto, Agustín!
00:21:57¡欢quenmo!
00:21:58¡es una ceremonia!
00:22:02Es un muy buen profesional, Agustín.
00:22:04Yo solo se lo avía leído sus e-mails.
00:22:05No le conocia.
00:22:06El e-mail no está permiso
00:22:07pero luego el tío...
00:22:08Do you see a spotlight?
00:22:09Don't let Romeo Santos put it on you, or you'll hurt your leg.
00:22:12Yeah, you'll fall to the ground.
00:22:13And now, one more thing.
00:22:14Lastly, the entrance of the guest.
00:22:16What's wrong with him?
00:22:17Last year, we had several things.
00:22:18We had the fridge.
00:22:19Fridge and zip-line.
00:22:20And zip-line.
00:22:21The zip-line is broken today.
00:22:22The zip-line is broken, by the way.
00:22:23It's still there, but it doesn't work.
00:22:25But, well, when we fix it, we have zip-line.
00:22:27We offer zip-line.
00:22:29Enter with a plate of soup.
00:22:31What do you mean with a plate of soup?
00:22:32It's not a metaphor.
00:22:33In a plate of soup?
00:22:34No, taking it.
00:22:36But it loses a lot of spectacularity.
00:22:38No, but it's nice.
00:22:39Imagine.
00:22:40Laura Pausini enters.
00:22:41Laura Pausini enters.
00:22:42And they have to enter like this.
00:22:43The plate is also very full.
00:22:44They have to enter carefully, as if arriving late at home.
00:22:46A nail gets wet, right?
00:22:47A nail gets wet, and so on.
00:22:48And if they can't, they can also choose the teleportation cabin.
00:22:51Whoever wants each one.
00:22:52Whoever wants soup, soup.
00:22:53Which cabin?
00:22:54The teleportation cabin.
00:22:55Whoever wants soup, soup.
00:22:56Whoever wants teleportation.
00:22:57Teleportation, then teleportation.
00:22:58Bring it here.
00:22:59Look.
00:23:00A big round of applause for the colleagues.
00:23:01Scientists.
00:23:02Thank you very much.
00:23:03Thank you very much, Laura.
00:23:04Thank you, thank you.
00:23:13OK.
00:23:14What kind of submarine does it have in there?
00:23:16OK, well, we all know how the teleportation cabins work.
00:23:19I'm not going to get into it, but I'll explain it quickly.
00:23:23She's beautiful.
00:23:24I'm going to enter...
00:23:25That is one.
00:23:26We have two.
00:23:27This works paired.
00:23:28You can't just have one teleportation cabin.
00:23:30You have to triangulate.
00:23:31So, we have this one and we have the other one, which is up there. Let's see it.
00:23:36Okay, there on the stage.
00:23:38Applause.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:48I really like Ana, who is taking notes of something there with the mobile. She doesn't know we're taking it out.
00:24:01So, that was the problem, because we have solved the technology to teleport, but it only works there.
00:24:08You say, yours would be to put it in the guest's house.
00:24:11They have to come all the way here?
00:24:12They have to come all the way there.
00:24:13So, that's it?
00:24:14That's it, that's it, but we have solved it.
00:24:16It's more difficult to move the body from one place to another.
00:24:19It teleports 20 meters?
00:24:2020 meters, because if you take it out of there, it makes a loop or something and it doesn't work at all.
00:24:23Okay.
00:24:24So, we tested it today with me and the guest, today if you want to do the test, has back and forth.
00:24:29Okay.
00:24:30I get in now, I teleport.
00:24:32Okay.
00:24:33And now, okay?
00:24:34Do you go up?
00:24:35I go up, okay?
00:24:36So you can see.
00:24:37Let's do it with continuous camera movement so they don't say, huh.
00:24:39So there are no cuts.
00:24:40Of course, so you can't see.
00:24:41Flat sequence, right?
00:24:42I get in here.
00:24:43Do you play it yourself, Jorge?
00:24:44I play it, I play it, I go.
00:24:45Wow, man.
00:24:46I play it, I go inside.
00:24:47Okay.
00:24:48Do I have to do something?
00:24:49Okay.
00:24:51Okay.
00:24:52And now?
00:24:56Okay.
00:24:57I go, I go, I go, I go.
00:24:58I teleport.
00:24:59I teleport.
00:25:00And I'm there.
00:25:01Look, hello!
00:25:04What's up?
00:25:11I'm up here.
00:25:12So handsome.
00:25:13But...
00:25:14Look at David, how he greets you with his hand.
00:25:16But...
00:25:17With the right one.
00:25:18I can't see it very well.
00:25:19I can't see it very well.
00:25:20Illuminate it a little more, because I can't see it very well.
00:25:21It's that it doesn't look good.
00:25:22I'm going to do my classic dance.
00:25:24Watch how I dance.
00:25:25Let's see.
00:25:26Didi didi didi didi
00:25:29Hey, I'm coming back
00:25:31I'm coming back. I'm teleporting back. I'm coming back. I'm coming back. I'm coming back
00:25:36Jorge
00:25:37I'm coming back
00:25:39and again
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