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00:00:30no, no, no, no,
00:01:00David!
00:01:11David!
00:01:22David Brugano!
00:01:31No, no! Stop, stop, stop!
00:01:38Stop, no!
00:01:40One moment, one moment!
00:01:41One moment, no, of course!
00:01:44One moment!
00:01:46No, no!
00:01:48This can't be broken!
00:02:00David Brugano!
00:02:08Please sit down.
00:02:09What do you want to say?
00:02:11David Brugano!
00:02:14This can't be...
00:02:15David Brugano!
00:02:23What do you want to say?
00:02:25David Brugano!
00:02:29David Brugano!
00:02:32Let's see, what does this man say, please?
00:02:34David Brugano!
00:02:36What do you say, man?
00:02:38David Brugano!
00:02:41Sorry, there's one here in the front row who only says,
00:02:43Dumbass, dumbass!
00:02:46Well...
00:02:50We know this guy because he reports things, so...
00:02:56Because what?
00:02:57He reports things all the time.
00:02:58And you told me I'm dumb!
00:02:59Yes.
00:03:00Sorry, Ricardo was about to say,
00:03:02Without wanting to break Spain,
00:03:03when here everything is the opposite of what is going to be done.
00:03:05Because this show, you know it's TV...
00:03:07I'm going to do one...
00:03:08TV!
00:03:09David Brugano!
00:03:12Wow, incredible kid!
00:03:14Without rehearsing.
00:03:15Because we are all...
00:03:16David Brugano!
00:03:18And all...
00:03:19David Brugano!
00:03:21Let's see, I know there are people who don't speak Spanish,
00:03:22we love you a lot too.
00:03:23To all the people who...
00:03:24We give a hug to everyone.
00:03:29The Bomb of Spain
00:03:39Good for populism, the Bomb of Spain.
00:03:42It's the first time you can see this,
00:03:44on the RTVP and all over the world.
00:03:46In this moment?
00:03:47Incredible!
00:03:48But specifically on TV!
00:03:49TV!
00:03:52This is going to be like this every day.
00:03:54I've already found what I like.
00:03:57On the other hand, Sergio, your first appearance on public television, huh?
00:04:00Sergio Bezos, there, doing the pre-show every day.
00:04:02And that's it.
00:04:13Uh, meanwhile...
00:04:14Who?
00:04:17What did you say, excuse me?
00:04:18Spanish!
00:04:19Television!
00:04:21Well, speaking of...
00:04:24Speaking of patriots, you freak out.
00:04:28It's just that, of course...
00:04:30This has changed, hasn't it?
00:04:31Yes.
00:04:32The most hated person in the audience...
00:04:34Now he's sitting on a bidet.
00:04:35He's sitting on a bidet.
00:04:36Yes.
00:04:37Come on, come on, the bowling ones.
00:04:38Rotation.
00:04:39Rotation.
00:04:40Ah, they have it...
00:04:41Watch out, one's going.
00:04:43Another one comes in.
00:04:47Okay.
00:04:50I'm tired, Ricardo.
00:04:51It's just that...
00:04:52I'm surprised you've been working for seven minutes, it's incredible.
00:04:54Seven minutes, huh?
00:04:55For what is one of your days.
00:04:56David.
00:04:57Who's speaking now?
00:04:58Me, over here.
00:04:59I have to start the show, huh?
00:05:01I'll tell you.
00:05:02We play bowling and beach when we're allowed.
00:05:04You see us as monsters, huh?
00:05:05Yes.
00:05:06Period.
00:05:08We need a fridge.
00:05:10I'm not going to give you anything.
00:05:11And here's a fridge.
00:05:12Okay.
00:05:13This fridge is not yours, this fridge is everyone's.
00:05:14This fridge!
00:05:21Let's see.
00:05:25We need this fridge.
00:05:26But then we also have beets.
00:05:28I mean, we don't...
00:05:29If it gives us water, we don't have beets.
00:05:31Then people are going to come and disassemble the set.
00:05:33They're going to start taking the cameras.
00:05:34But David, if they're satisfied with little,
00:05:36they're the viewers we want.
00:05:37Okay.
00:05:38Do you want the fridge?
00:05:39We want the fridge.
00:05:40You'll have to...
00:05:41With a sticker of the Spanish government.
00:05:42With a sticker of the Spanish government.
00:05:44We'll print that later.
00:05:45We have a printer with the Spanish flag.
00:05:46We'll print it right now.
00:05:47We'll put it here, really, right now.
00:05:50We want the fridge!
00:05:51Come on, kids!
00:05:55This is going to be like this forever.
00:05:58People are going to start coming.
00:05:59I want a Funko.
00:06:00Well...
00:06:01I want Ricardo's piano.
00:06:02It's going to be an institution for us,
00:06:03a kind of ministry, of course.
00:06:04Can I say, now that they've said this,
00:06:06a couple of quick things, Ricardo, serious,
00:06:08and we'll start the show?
00:06:09That we're directly linked to Moncloa and all that?
00:06:11Sorry, because I am, exactly.
00:06:15I hadn't noticed you were wearing Jaio's underwear.
00:06:17We're trying things, we haven't given up yet.
00:06:19I was looking for something cool for the head,
00:06:21but we haven't given up.
00:06:22This is very difficult to wear.
00:06:23Anthony Hopkins and I can't wear this well.
00:06:26It doesn't look good on you, Ricardo.
00:06:27It's true, it's difficult.
00:06:28It doesn't look good on you.
00:06:29It's difficult.
00:06:31But we're...
00:06:33We're trying things.
00:06:34It's not going to look good,
00:06:35because we've been thinking about
00:06:36taking a cart to the barn.
00:06:38It doesn't look good on you.
00:06:39You look like one of those sparrows.
00:06:41Exactly.
00:06:42You're also attractive, Ricardo.
00:06:44And with this hat, even less.
00:06:45What I wanted to say, very quickly before we start,
00:06:47because a lot of things have been said that aren't true
00:06:49these months,
00:06:50you've heard them.
00:06:51Marcos, you've heard them too.
00:06:52What do you mean they're not true?
00:06:53I thought they were...
00:06:54They're not true, why?
00:06:55I wanted to say, quickly,
00:06:56to clarify three very basic things,
00:06:57in case you doubt it.
00:06:58Pedro Sánchez hasn't put me here
00:07:00as if I were his stupid cousin.
00:07:01This hasn't happened.
00:07:03I don't need this.
00:07:04We're not the dog's hitmen,
00:07:05we're not Puchdemon's henchmen.
00:07:07This isn't like that.
00:07:09I don't charge 14 million euros.
00:07:10I've tried, but I don't charge them.
00:07:12I've tried, but...
00:07:17The first scream,
00:07:18you liar!
00:07:20I've tried,
00:07:21but you have to pay these people,
00:07:22there are a lot of people here,
00:07:23you have to pay the camera.
00:07:24This isn't like that.
00:07:25And 160 shows to do,
00:07:26which are a lot.
00:07:27A lot of shows.
00:07:28And then, the 14 million euros
00:07:29don't come from the sick,
00:07:30or Lela,
00:07:31or the Civil Guard,
00:07:32or anything.
00:07:33This isn't for you,
00:07:34this isn't for you.
00:07:35But...
00:07:36It doesn't work like that.
00:07:37The budget is one thing,
00:07:38it doesn't go from one thing to another.
00:07:39So,
00:07:40we've come here to promote
00:07:41the government of Petro Sánchez,
00:07:42he's totally wrong,
00:07:43he doesn't know us,
00:07:44he's never seen a show
00:07:45because this isn't going to happen.
00:07:46Are you serious
00:07:47that we're not going to
00:07:48brainwash all these people?
00:07:49I thought that at the end of the show
00:07:50half of them would be gay
00:07:51and the other half would be men.
00:07:52No, no.
00:07:54No?
00:08:02We're going to make jokes
00:08:03and you're going to hit the jackpot.
00:08:04That's what we're going to do.
00:08:05At the beginning,
00:08:06jokes and jackpot.
00:08:07But if I've done something
00:08:08and everything,
00:08:09I've done...
00:08:10I mean,
00:08:11I thought this was going
00:08:12to be political.
00:08:13Why?
00:08:14Fuck, what am I going to do
00:08:15with this?
00:08:16With what?
00:08:40But Marcos,
00:08:41this...
00:08:42You shouldn't have
00:08:43consulted this, man.
00:08:44But Marcos,
00:08:45this...
00:08:46Three sessions, man.
00:08:47You can't,
00:08:48you can't...
00:08:49Last week, it was a mess.
00:08:50Why did you do that?
00:08:51Well, I don't know,
00:08:52to justify the salary
00:08:53for this first month,
00:08:54for this...
00:08:55I covered my back,
00:08:56now they can't fire me.
00:08:57But where did you see that?
00:08:58That's not going anywhere.
00:08:59I don't know,
00:09:00there was so much movement,
00:09:01so much...
00:09:02so much bullshit.
00:09:03Have you read things out there?
00:09:04Of course,
00:09:05we talked about it last year
00:09:06and I've hit the jackpot.
00:09:07You have to delete it, Marcos.
00:09:08They've told you a lot of things,
00:09:09every thing they say out there,
00:09:10you can't get a tattoo.
00:09:11But I delete both.
00:09:12You don't need to,
00:09:13you have to delete them.
00:09:14Both?
00:09:15Yes, both.
00:09:16It's just that,
00:09:17on the other side,
00:09:18to make sure I have a job
00:09:19next year,
00:09:20I did this one too.
00:09:39Well, at first I didn't like it,
00:09:40but it's crazy,
00:09:41I've been getting used to it
00:09:42for a week now.
00:09:43But, sorry,
00:09:44now you just need
00:09:45your wife to get used to it.
00:09:46Well, my wife,
00:09:47when Pablo Motto
00:09:48opens his eyes like this,
00:09:49a little more...
00:09:50Besides,
00:09:51I keep conversations with them,
00:09:52look,
00:09:53I can...
00:09:54No, wait,
00:09:55this one,
00:09:56this one,
00:09:57this one,
00:09:58this one,
00:09:59this one,
00:10:00this one,
00:10:01this one,
00:10:02this one,
00:10:03this one,
00:10:04this one,
00:10:05this one,
00:10:06this one,
00:10:07this one,
00:10:08this one,
00:10:09this one,
00:10:10this one,
00:10:11this one,
00:10:12this one,
00:10:13this one,
00:10:14this one,
00:10:15this one,
00:10:16this one,
00:10:17this one,
00:10:18this one...
00:10:19...
00:10:20Long,
00:10:21cover yourself,
00:10:22close yourself up.
00:10:23There's someone else
00:10:24here right now,
00:10:25right?
00:10:26This is...
00:10:27I almost said it,
00:10:28this is my resistance,
00:10:29I almost said it.
00:10:30More or less...
00:10:31It's the same shit,
00:10:32it's the same,
00:10:33more or less.
00:10:34This is La Revuelta,
00:10:35first Spanish television programme,
00:10:36His place to begin the revolution of Spanish television
00:10:39is here, Jorge Ponce, of course.
00:10:40Imagine.
00:10:41Jorge Ponce.
00:10:42Jorge Ponce.
00:10:46Jorge Ponce.
00:10:57Is there a problem?
00:11:02A little bit more, Jorge.
00:11:06Yes, yes, yes.
00:11:10Yes, yes, yes.
00:11:11Like in Spain, it's mine and well...
00:11:13Leave me a little, leave it for people.
00:11:15What's up?
00:11:16What's up, Jorge?
00:11:17What's up, David? What's up?
00:11:18Access prime time.
00:11:19What?
00:11:20What?
00:11:21Access prime time.
00:11:23You call me like that now?
00:11:24No, where are we?
00:11:25Where are we now?
00:11:26In access prime time.
00:11:27Access prime time.
00:11:28It's practically prime time.
00:11:29It's prime time, but it's access prime time.
00:11:30Like just before, yes.
00:11:31Like before, okay.
00:11:32Well, that's fine, but the revolt you said you were going to say.
00:11:35Yes.
00:11:36What a shitty name, right?
00:11:39Why?
00:11:40The revolt.
00:11:41I said yes to the revolt.
00:11:43Between the revolt and the sparrows, we have dinner.
00:11:46Of course, it's the revolt.
00:11:47Marco, we've had breakfast, huh?
00:11:49Cover yourself, cover yourself, cover yourself, cover yourself.
00:11:52Marco, cover yourself, cover yourself.
00:11:54Unbutton your shirt.
00:11:55Let me like it.
00:11:56Unbutton your shirt.
00:11:57Unbutton a little bit, so you don't see his little ear.
00:11:59Come on, I look over there and I like it.
00:12:00Let's see if he's going to see the falcon from behind.
00:12:02Of course.
00:12:04Okay.
00:12:09It would be cool, huh?
00:12:10In the back.
00:12:11In the back.
00:12:12I said yes to the revolt, no.
00:12:14I don't like the revolt, no.
00:12:15I put it in the group with the three of them.
00:12:17I remember this.
00:12:18In the group of the three, you said, I like it.
00:12:19Well, the name is weak.
00:12:21Yes.
00:12:22But what's amazing, what you can't say,
00:12:24the show is amazing.
00:12:26The show is something else.
00:12:27It has nothing to do with it.
00:12:28It's...
00:12:30What metamorphosis.
00:12:31Yes, yes, yes.
00:12:32What a radical change.
00:12:33Before we were, here there is no one alive,
00:12:35and now we are the one who is approaching, huh?
00:12:37So...
00:12:45I'm even afraid we've gone a little too far, huh?
00:12:48Sorry.
00:12:49You know that Broncano, no, not this one,
00:12:50who has changed so much.
00:12:52It's crazy, huh?
00:12:53Exactly.
00:12:54What is Miguel putting on the show of before and the show of now?
00:12:56Let's see.
00:12:57Put the photo, put the photo.
00:12:58Let's see.
00:13:03Exactly.
00:13:07From the club of one to the club of one.
00:13:09Exactly.
00:13:10Well, the case, but if our bet has been to break the program
00:13:13from the ground up.
00:13:14Yes.
00:13:15Start from scratch.
00:13:16Everything new.
00:13:17I come to bring, as always, the news.
00:13:18Every year...
00:13:19This is the first year on Spanish television,
00:13:21but the program continues after seven seasons,
00:13:23and every year, you, the first day, count news.
00:13:25By the way, there are many.
00:13:26I'm going to see the ones that give me time,
00:13:27because we have a lot...
00:13:28Here it is fast and there are many things.
00:13:29Let's go with that.
00:13:30At the level of space, at the level here,
00:13:32we have to highlight the real stage.
00:13:34Let's see it up there.
00:13:35Damn, kid.
00:13:36Of course, man.
00:13:37You think...
00:13:38Applause.
00:13:49What a stage, kid.
00:13:50Of course, what a stage.
00:13:51You have to think that being us,
00:13:53practically an extension of the Kingdom of Spain.
00:13:55Exactly.
00:13:56This practically...
00:13:57I don't know if criticizing is not constitutional.
00:13:59Our program.
00:14:00No, no.
00:14:01Then, as we are practically an extension of the Kingdom of Spain...
00:14:03I like this so they can come whenever they want.
00:14:05The real stage, two seats.
00:14:06You can come whenever you want.
00:14:07But whoever...
00:14:08Whoever, but in hierarchy order, obviously.
00:14:11That is, Felipe and Letizia, of course.
00:14:13First.
00:14:14The girls later, okay?
00:14:16Let the heirs come.
00:14:17But from there, I don't know very well how it goes.
00:14:19Of course.
00:14:20From there, it is more similar.
00:14:21If one day, for example, Victoria Federica
00:14:23wants to come with a bullfighter
00:14:25that she met in Estepona.
00:14:27Okay, okay.
00:14:28They can come.
00:14:29There are places where you can bring them.
00:14:30Froilán.
00:14:31Froilán too.
00:14:32But what if that same day,
00:14:33Juan Carlos also wants to come with a bullfighter?
00:14:35I see, I see.
00:14:36I tell you that it is...
00:14:37So...
00:14:44Let them talk to each other.
00:14:45Let them talk to each other.
00:14:46I don't know either.
00:14:47He has been with Juan Carlos longer.
00:14:48He has spent more time in the royal family than the rest.
00:14:50Juan Carlos...
00:14:51Ah, I said bullfighter.
00:14:52Ah, okay.
00:14:53I don't know how long it has been.
00:14:54I've been saying it for years and I keep it.
00:14:56My favorite...
00:14:58Yes, exactly.
00:14:59My favorite is Froilán.
00:15:00Froilán is always.
00:15:01Let's see, the whole royal family is invited
00:15:03because this show is in Spain.
00:15:04Froilán can come even with a gun, if you want.
00:15:06Froilán as he wants.
00:15:07Froilán can come as he wants.
00:15:10Oh, by the way.
00:15:14Okay, let's see, put it on again.
00:15:15The alarm goes off.
00:15:16Let's see, put it on.
00:15:17What alarm?
00:15:18That we have forgotten.
00:15:19Okay.
00:15:20So...
00:15:21Parliamentary question.
00:15:22Parliamentary question.
00:15:23We have an alarm that we have put on.
00:15:26When we are talking about a subject that is susceptible
00:15:29to be addressed in Congress...
00:15:31Of course, then in Congress they will ask about this show.
00:15:33Yes, suddenly.
00:15:34Why did they say that?
00:15:35They say, man, it is true...
00:15:36And they ask in Congress, the super important deputies
00:15:38from Spain, all there, who ask.
00:15:40It is true that with public money,
00:15:42in Access Prime Time,
00:15:44it was said, it was insinuated,
00:15:46that King Juan Carlos has a friend named Chantel
00:15:49and that Froilán could come in with two pistols
00:15:51and we will say yes.
00:15:52Of course.
00:15:53Yes, yes, it was said.
00:15:55Yes, yes.
00:16:00It was said.
00:16:02It is...
00:16:04It is true that it was said that Froilán has two pistols, yes.
00:16:06Yes, it was said.
00:16:07Yes, it was said.
00:16:08And it is recorded.
00:16:09Of course.
00:16:10It has been put on TV.
00:16:11So that the alarm goes off and so that they are warned
00:16:13that this could be addressed.
00:16:14But we also know it to cut it off a bit.
00:16:16On the other hand...
00:16:17We go face to face, we respond to everything.
00:16:18Always, always.
00:16:19I think we are not going...
00:16:20I mean, we don't have to respond to Parliament.
00:16:21I don't have to go, right?
00:16:22I go if you want.
00:16:23Let's go one day.
00:16:24But I think the president is going.
00:16:26The president is going, of course.
00:16:27But if you want support.
00:16:28Okay.
00:16:30Wait, I'll support if you want.
00:16:32No, no, no.
00:16:40This has to do with the next novelty.
00:16:43That joke doesn't...
00:16:44That joke comes in because it hasn't been noted.
00:16:45Of course, but that's what happens.
00:16:46Support in Congress, well, everyone.
00:16:48Of course.
00:16:49That's it.
00:16:51There's a lot of support.
00:16:52Support.
00:16:56Of course, if your group doesn't have enough,
00:16:58you need support.
00:16:59Other supports.
00:17:00That's it.
00:17:01That's it, but it has to do with this.
00:17:02The program, as you already know,
00:17:03is now moving forward
00:17:04and we start at ten to the fourth, more or less.
00:17:06Okay.
00:17:07We start on a children's schedule.
00:17:08Okay.
00:17:09I don't think it's the most protected of all.
00:17:11It has different degrees.
00:17:12It's semi-protected.
00:17:13It's semi-protected.
00:17:14I think you can say ovaries.
00:17:15Yes.
00:17:16I think you can say ovaries.
00:17:17The anatomical part.
00:17:18Yes.
00:17:19I think you can say ovaries.
00:17:20I don't know clitoris.
00:17:21No, because that's...
00:17:22Because it's disgusting.
00:17:23That's disgusting, yes.
00:17:24The...
00:17:25That's...
00:17:29Let's see.
00:17:30The part of the body that's disgusting,
00:17:32you can't say that.
00:17:33Now we're past ten.
00:17:34We're past ten.
00:17:35That's why I'm saying it now.
00:17:36Okay.
00:17:37The case for...
00:17:38We couldn't do this today,
00:17:39but every day at ten at night,
00:17:41to let the boys know that they have to go to bed,
00:17:44okay?
00:17:45Okay.
00:17:46We'll have our character,
00:17:47the magic man,
00:17:48The man?
00:17:49Pepe, the magic man.
00:17:50Magic?
00:17:51Pepe, the magic man.
00:17:52And what does he do?
00:17:53Well, at ten at night,
00:17:54when it's ten at night,
00:17:55Pepe, the magic man,
00:17:56will come out and say this.
00:17:57Let's see it, for example.
00:17:58Look closely.
00:18:00See you tomorrow, kids.
00:18:04See you in your dreams.
00:18:08Let's see.
00:18:09Say it.
00:18:10Say it.
00:18:12Pepe, the magic man.
00:18:13It's very unpleasant.
00:18:14No, Pepe, no.
00:18:15It's true that the kids
00:18:16may be going to bed at eight and a half,
00:18:18after not seeing this.
00:18:19That tone of voice.
00:18:20We're adjusting it,
00:18:21but I think that the parents, really,
00:18:23and preparing that this Christmas,
00:18:24all the kids will want Pepe, the magic man's doll.
00:18:26Yes, yes, sure.
00:18:27All the kids.
00:18:28A Funko, right?
00:18:29The Funko, Pepe, the magic man's Funko.
00:18:31Well, then,
00:18:32what else do we have?
00:18:33Let's see.
00:18:34Let's see.
00:18:35Let's see.
00:18:36Let's see.
00:18:37Let's see.
00:18:38Let's see.
00:18:39Let's see.
00:18:40Let Pepe go to his room at that hour,
00:18:42a boy.
00:18:43Okay.
00:18:44And then we can do what we want.
00:18:45It doesn't matter what.
00:18:46No, wait.
00:18:48We can't.
00:18:50What are you doing?
00:18:51No, no.
00:18:58We are, we are, we are.
00:19:01Okay, okay.
00:19:02All that.
00:19:03So, we can do everything,
00:19:04but always with our head,
00:19:05because it's true
00:19:06that it's very important for all these things.
00:19:07This year we are public service.
00:19:08public service. Yes. Our duty is to respect. Public service, huh?
00:19:11Highlight positive values in society, the constitution, the
00:19:15circulation rules, highlight the different
00:19:17linguistic realities that exist in our country, by the way, David.
00:19:20There are people who speak Murciano. Well, and in fact, of course, that's why
00:19:23some parts of our program will be subtitled in Catalan.
00:19:27Okay? Yes, come to Catalonia. Look, we have an
00:19:30artificial intelligence that subtitles in Catalan, in real time.
00:19:35Fuck. Look how well it works, all this that I am saying right now,
00:19:38well, there you have it in Catalan. Okay. And also in a
00:19:41quite pure Catalan, from La Baixa Empordà, eh, say what I
00:19:45say, eh, he's putting it there, this is incredible, everything, it's going to
00:19:51be updated all the time, yes? So, it's not going to be all the time.
00:19:57Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:20:04It's Catalan.
00:20:10But hey, anyway, values and fun don't have to,
00:20:14you can't get it out of your hand perfectly. They are not contradictory.
00:20:17No, no, values and fun, and for this we have here our
00:20:20pets of the public eye. Good. Disclosure, respect and
00:20:25and Agustin, a round of applause for them!
00:20:56Ok, ok, ok...
00:20:58Stop, stop!
00:20:59These are the mascots of Lente Público, here you have them.
00:21:01You know them from other shows.
00:21:02Divulgación.
00:21:03Divulgación, who is in charge of explaining beautiful things to people.
00:21:07There we have Respeto, with his slogan,
00:21:10Respect or I'll put a cookie in your mouth.
00:21:12Very good.
00:21:13With his head upside down.
00:21:15The head, wait, wait.
00:21:18Now, Respect.
00:21:21And?
00:21:23And we have Agustin, ok?
00:21:25We have Agustin, who is our Spanish TV producer, and we see him.
00:21:28I didn't know him yet.
00:21:30And he is a bit... for those who need him, ok?
00:21:32How is he doing?
00:21:33He is a bit less spongy,
00:21:35but he compensates with a lot of active listening and his way of dancing.
00:21:39Come on, Agustin!
00:21:40Agustin!
00:21:49Thank you, the mascots, thank you, guys.
00:21:51Thank you, Agustin.
00:21:53Divulgación, Respecto, Agustin.
00:21:55Thank you, Agustin.
00:22:01He is a very good professional, Agustin.
00:22:03I had only read his emails, I didn't know him personally.
00:22:05Of course, the emails are very serious, but then the guy...
00:22:07It's a party.
00:22:08It's a party.
00:22:09Don't let them put Romeo Santos on you, your legs will get numb.
00:22:11Yes, yes, you will go down to the floor.
00:22:13And now, more things.
00:22:14Finally, the guest's tickets.
00:22:16What's wrong with him?
00:22:17Last year we had several things.
00:22:18We had the fridge.
00:22:19Fridge and zip-line.
00:22:20And zip-line.
00:22:21The zip-line is broken today.
00:22:22The zip-line is broken, by the way.
00:22:23It's still there, but it doesn't work.
00:22:25But, well, when we fix it, we have a zip-line.
00:22:27We offer a zip-line.
00:22:29Enter with a plate of soup.
00:22:31How with a plate of soup?
00:22:32It's not a metaphor.
00:22:33In a plate of soup?
00:22:34No, taking it.
00:22:35But it loses a lot of spectacularity.
00:22:37No, but it's beautiful.
00:22:38Imagine.
00:22:39Laura Pausini enters.
00:22:40Laura Pausini enters.
00:22:41And they have to enter like this.
00:22:42The plate is very full.
00:22:43They have to enter carefully, as if arriving late at home.
00:22:46A nail got wet, right?
00:22:47A nail got wet and such.
00:22:48And if not, they can also choose the teleportation cabin.
00:22:51Whoever wants each one.
00:22:52Whoever wants soup, soup.
00:22:53Which cabin?
00:22:54The teleportation cabins.
00:22:55Whoever wants soup, soup and whoever wants teleportation.
00:22:57Teleportation, teleportation.
00:22:58Bring it here.
00:22:59Look, a big round of applause for the scientists.
00:23:08What a submarine they have in there, right?
00:23:10Yes.
00:23:11Okay, well, we all know how the teleportation works.
00:23:14I'm not going to go into detail.
00:23:15I'll explain it quickly.
00:23:16I get in.
00:23:17It's beautiful, huh?
00:23:18The guest.
00:23:19This is one.
00:23:20We have two.
00:23:21This works in pairs.
00:23:22You can't have just one teleportation cabin.
00:23:23Of course, you have to transport them.
00:23:24It's like having a mobile phone and no one else has it.
00:23:26Of course, of course.
00:23:27So, we have this one and we have the other one, which is up there.
00:23:30Let's see it.
00:23:31Okay?
00:23:32There, on the stage.
00:23:33And we have two.
00:23:34This one is up there.
00:23:35Let's see it.
00:23:36Okay?
00:23:37There, on the stage.
00:23:38Applause.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:48I really like Ana, who is taking notes of something there with the mobile phone.
00:23:51She doesn't know we're taking it out.
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00:27:11In the first one.
00:27:13You're in the best one.
00:27:15I wish my grandmother had the TV.
00:27:17Sure, now your grandmother can see it.
00:27:19It's bigger than ever.
00:27:21What's your grandmother's name?
00:27:22Puri.
00:27:22Say something.
00:27:23The Pura.
00:27:24Now your grandmother can see it for free.
00:27:25Pura Abuela.
00:27:26Look, your granddaughter.
00:27:32Sit down.
00:27:36It's beautiful.
00:27:37Hey, you're so pretty, Ricardo.
00:27:39But Lala…
00:27:40You can say anything to me.
00:27:41Yes. You said she should say it.
00:27:44Your granddaughter has come a long way.
00:27:47She's deaf, so I'll say it.
00:27:49He's very handsome. I liked his turban the other day.
00:27:53It looks like Voldemort from behind.
00:27:55We're experimenting.
00:27:56He's looking for something fresh, but we don't know what.
00:27:59I like it.
00:28:00We're experimenting.
00:28:01How are you?
00:28:02I'm fine.
00:28:03The audience is a nice thing.
00:28:06That's it.
00:28:11A plant that looks real.
00:28:13This?
00:28:15It looks real.
00:28:16It's from the Manzanares stream.
00:28:17Inigo Segurola, Ecoleticas de Virucomanía, would say...
00:28:20Yes, yes, yes.
00:28:21Yes, literally.
00:28:22From the mountains.
00:28:24One thing.
00:28:25I'm Lala.
00:28:27We know each other from other shows.
00:28:29Yes, yes.
00:28:31You were here last season.
00:28:33Last season.
00:28:34I want the Spanish TV people...
00:28:36Now we're in a new thing.
00:28:38I've prepared a presentation video.
00:28:40For those who don't know you.
00:28:41Put it on.
00:28:42Put it on.
00:28:44Hi, I'm Laura.
00:28:45Everyone knows me as Lala Chus.
00:28:48I'm here to present myself.
00:28:49I'm a collaborator of La Revuelta.
00:28:51I'm here to win your hearts
00:28:53through the screen.
00:28:56What's Lala like?
00:28:57She's a very dreamy girl.
00:28:58She's a friend of her friends.
00:29:00She's a daughter of her parents.
00:29:02She's a crazy bullfighter.
00:29:04She's from the city where dreams come true.
00:29:06She's a hard worker.
00:29:08What makes me happy is that my mother will see me.
00:29:11Before, we were in a paid channel.
00:29:12She said she wouldn't pay a cent to see me.
00:29:14Now it's free.
00:29:16I said, well, that's your opinion.
00:29:18She said, money is a problem.
00:29:20The wind is blowing.
00:29:21What does it say?
00:29:27What a record.
00:29:28I'm taking advantage of the fact
00:29:30that this is a casting.
00:29:31Everyone is watching me.
00:29:33Imagine this goes to La Revuelta.
00:29:36Maybe they'll give me a role in La Promesa.
00:29:39Well, this is me.
00:29:41I've made up my mind.
00:29:42A kind of extinction, as real as life.
00:29:44If you want to keep seeing me,
00:29:46here I am, in La Revuelta.
00:29:47Bye.
00:30:04Lala, Lala
00:30:07Lala, Lala
00:30:08La Revuelta
00:30:11Hey.
00:30:13Please.
00:30:14How did you hold up the shot?
00:30:16With the cover pose.
00:30:18Something happened to me.
00:30:20I'm feeling great this summer,
00:30:21but the best thing that could happen to me in the universe
00:30:24has happened.
00:30:25I've been the godmother of the Grand Prix.
00:30:27Oh, my God.
00:30:35David.
00:30:36You know... I've told you before.
00:30:38I haven't been able to see you much this summer,
00:30:41but I put it on one day, and you were there.
00:30:43And the girl was there.
00:30:44There was a lot of tension,
00:30:45but there was also a lot of sexual tension.
00:30:51Yes, it's just that...
00:30:52With whom?
00:30:53Well, I have to tell you.
00:30:55Because when I came here,
00:30:57the first time I saw you...
00:30:58You're hot.
00:31:07How did you tell me?
00:31:08Did you tell me with a smile on your face?
00:31:10That's how it really is.
00:31:11Because you've told me before. I know you're hot.
00:31:14I'm very hot, and it's true that I told you that one day
00:31:17I had a communion.
00:31:19Do you remember?
00:31:20There was a thing about my communion.
00:31:22A pet.
00:31:23I had a pet, look.
00:31:24It was this duck.
00:31:25Well...
00:31:26Sorry, but put yourself up so they can see that communion face.
00:31:29Look at that creepy face.
00:31:30Look how pretty Lala is.
00:31:32She's pretty.
00:31:33So, of course.
00:31:34She's hot.
00:31:37So...
00:31:38Creepy face on your part.
00:31:40The face of...
00:31:41Sure.
00:31:43Well, if I don't throw up, I don't.
00:31:44A bit of that face.
00:31:45We're like that.
00:31:46The thing is,
00:31:47I thought that every time I saw a big doll,
00:31:51I got a bad nervousness.
00:31:53Of course.
00:31:54It came from that.
00:31:55That I have trauma.
00:31:56But maybe it wasn't trauma.
00:31:57What I felt was desire.
00:32:07It's very fun.
00:32:08I thought that.
00:32:09I thought that it's a special episode,
00:32:12and we've never had more fun.
00:32:14We're happy.
00:32:15It's one of the best comics in Europe.
00:32:18Maybe in Europe and Asia.
00:32:19Applause for Lala Sjursen.
00:32:21All right!
00:32:22All right!
00:32:23Lala Sjursen!
00:32:26Lala Sjursen!
00:32:27Lala Sjursen!
00:32:30Lala Sjursen!
00:32:32Lala Sjursen!
00:32:34Lala Sjursen!
00:32:35¡EY! ¡EY! ¡EY! ¡EY!
00:33:05Who read it in a palabras?
00:33:07Now that you can see it for free.
00:33:09Pura Abuela, look. Your girl.
00:33:11How far she has come.
00:33:15Sit down, sit down.
00:33:19How beautiful.
00:33:21Hey, how handsome you are, Ricardo.
00:33:23Call me with anything you want.
00:33:25You made the comment that she should say.
00:33:27Here your granddaughter, how far she has come.
00:33:29You say it.
00:33:31She is deaf and I put it in...
00:33:33You are very handsome.
00:33:35I liked the turban a lot the other day.
00:33:37We are experimenting.
00:33:39We are looking for something fresh for the head.
00:33:41I like it, I like it.
00:33:43We are experimenting.
00:33:45Hey, how are you?
00:33:47I'm fine.
00:33:49A beautiful thing of people.
00:33:55A plant that looks real.
00:33:57It looks real.
00:33:59Iñigo Segurola.
00:34:03Yes, yes, yes.
00:34:05Literally.
00:34:07Hey, one thing.
00:34:09I'm Lala.
00:34:11We already know each other.
00:34:13Yes, yes.
00:34:15You were here last season.
00:34:17Last season.
00:34:19Now we are in a new thing.
00:34:21I have prepared a video presentation.
00:34:23For those who do not know you.
00:34:25Come on, put it on.
00:34:27Hello, I'm Laura.
00:34:29Although everyone knows me as Lala Chus.
00:34:31I have come to introduce myself.
00:34:33Because now I am a collaborator of La Revuelta.
00:34:35And I come to conquer your hearts.
00:34:37Through the screen.
00:34:39What is Lala like?
00:34:41She is a very dreamy girl.
00:34:43Very friend of her friends.
00:34:45Very daughter of her parents.
00:34:47A very crazy taurite.
00:34:49And she is also from the city where dreams come true.
00:34:51What makes me happiest is that my mother will be able to see me.
00:34:53Because before we were in a payment channel.
00:34:55And she said she was not going to pay a penny to see me.
00:34:57And now it's free.
00:34:59And I said, well, mom, that's your opinion.
00:35:01Public money.
00:35:03The wind is blowing.
00:35:05What does it say?
00:35:11What a register.
00:35:13I'm taking advantage of the fact that this is a casting.
00:35:15That everyone is watching me.
00:35:17Because imagine that this comes out badly from La Revuelta.
00:35:19Maybe they can give me a role in La Promesa.
00:35:21Well, this is me.
00:35:23Scared and determined.
00:35:25A kind of extinction.
00:35:27As real as life.
00:35:29If you want to keep meeting me, here I am.
00:35:31In La Revuelta.
00:35:33Goodbye.
00:35:51La Revuelta.
00:35:53La Revuelta.
00:35:55Hey.
00:35:57Please.
00:35:59How did you hold the shot at the end?
00:36:01With the cover pose.
00:36:03Well, something happened to me.
00:36:05I was very happy this summer.
00:36:07But the best thing that could happen to me in the universe happened.
00:36:09What happened to you?
00:36:11That I was the godmother of the Grand Prix.
00:36:13Oh my God.
00:36:15David.
00:36:17Well, I've told you before.
00:36:19I haven't been able to see you much this summer.
00:36:21But I put it on one day.
00:36:23And I saw you there.
00:36:25And the girl was there.
00:36:27There was a lot of tension.
00:36:29But there was also a lot of sexual tension.
00:36:33Yes.
00:36:35With whom?
00:36:37Well, I have to tell you.
00:36:39Because when I came here,
00:36:41the first time I came...
00:36:43What?
00:36:51How did you tell me?
00:36:53Did you tell me with your eyebrows up?
00:36:55Because you've told me before.
00:36:57I know you're fiery.
00:36:59I'm very fiery.
00:37:01And it's true that I told you that one day
00:37:03I had a communion.
00:37:05Do you remember?
00:37:07I had a pet.
00:37:09It was this duck.
00:37:11And it had this communion face.
00:37:13Look at this creepy face.
00:37:15Monica the fairy.
00:37:17This little one.
00:37:21So...
00:37:23A disturbing face on your part.
00:37:25The face of...
00:37:27Well, if I don't throw up, I don't.
00:37:29That face.
00:37:31The thing is that I thought
00:37:33that every time I saw a big doll,
00:37:35I got a bad nervousness.
00:37:37Like I have trauma.
00:37:39But maybe it wasn't trauma.
00:37:41What I felt was desire.
00:37:43Maybe it's...
00:37:45Some people like that.
00:37:47The furry moment.
00:37:49You said the fruity.
00:37:51The fruity.
00:37:53Be careful with the fruity.
00:37:55Be careful with the backpack.
00:37:57Backpack.
00:37:59Be careful with the backpack.
00:38:01Backpack, come on.
00:38:03And they didn't call you that because you were a cactus.
00:38:05Yeah, yeah.
00:38:07The thing is that I...
00:38:09When I saw the Grand Prix cow...
00:38:11Oh my God, everything came to you.
00:38:13The heat.
00:38:15A fire.
00:38:17That cow is strong.
00:38:19The thing is that we ended up
00:38:21fighting, the cow and me.
00:38:23We got into fights.
00:38:25Backstage?
00:38:27Some crazy slaps.
00:38:29Miguel, stop showing me images of backpack
00:38:31because it wasn't like that.
00:38:33It wasn't like that.
00:38:35No.
00:38:37Now it is.
00:38:39It wasn't like that.
00:38:41It's a fire.
00:38:43I was passing by the Plaza Mayor
00:38:45and I saw the Snow Patrol.
00:38:47The canine patrol.
00:38:49And I remembered
00:38:51the slaps I got
00:38:53with that cow.
00:38:55But it's nice because it's like a village party.
00:38:57Sure, but we fight a lot.
00:38:59We have to be careful
00:39:01about what you say.
00:39:03It's totally true.
00:39:05We don't have to trust you
00:39:07because we can ask the cow.
00:39:09How?
00:39:11We're on Radio Televisión Española.
00:39:13The cow.
00:39:15It's around here.
00:39:17Let's see if the cow is there.
00:39:19The cow is there.
00:39:27I love you.
00:39:33I love you.
00:39:41Kari!
00:39:45She came to see me on my first day.
00:39:49What a reunion.
00:39:51It's normal.
00:39:53I haven't seen much passion there.
00:39:55Ask her to corroborate her story.
00:39:57She came to see me on my first day of work.
00:39:59I love you.
00:40:01What's her name?
00:40:03Maria Fernanda.
00:40:05Her name is Wistrol.
00:40:07Sit here.
00:40:09She's anabolic.
00:40:11She's strong.
00:40:13What a couple.
00:40:15I'm so happy.
00:40:17I promise.
00:40:25Maria Fernanda.
00:40:27Listen to me.
00:40:29Maria Fernanda.
00:40:31I knew we were going to meet again.
00:40:33I wrote you a poem.
00:40:35A poem?
00:40:37I always carry it with me.
00:40:39Like your grandmother's handkerchief.
00:40:41It's very Sudaic.
00:40:43Look at me.
00:40:45She has a lot of energy.
00:40:47She's crazy.
00:40:49When love catches you,
00:40:51it doesn't matter if it's a person or a cow.
00:40:53I know you're...
00:40:55I don't remember the lyrics.
00:40:57I know you're reserved.
00:40:59But I speak the language of love for both of us.
00:41:01You and me, Maria Fernanda.
00:41:03Shut up!
00:41:05And I love you.
00:41:07And I'm sorry I didn't like the dolls before.
00:41:11Because I would have been happier.
00:41:13We could spend a night of love.
00:41:15Yes?
00:41:17Do you want to?
00:41:19Don't say anything if you're in love.
00:41:21Kiss me.
00:41:23Bravo!
00:41:25Bravo!
00:41:29Let's go.
00:41:31Very good.
00:41:33It's for me.
00:41:35She clearly likes it.
00:41:37I think it's a trap
00:41:39because she knows the cow can't speak.
00:41:41Don't get me in there.
00:41:43We're going to have a good time.
00:41:45Enjoy it.
00:41:47Thank you, Lala.
00:41:49See you later.
00:41:53Bye.
00:42:01Okay.
00:42:03The guest.
00:42:05I'm glad you're the guest
00:42:07of the first day of TVE.
00:42:11Maybe you don't control him
00:42:13because he does a minority sport.
00:42:15He's the best at his thing.
00:42:17Let me introduce you.
00:42:19If you want me to come in.
00:42:21It's a beautiful story.
00:42:23He's a machine.
00:42:25He's a surfer.
00:42:27He's a world champion of adapted surfing.
00:42:29Are you there?
00:42:31How do I get him in?
00:42:33You have to wave at him.
00:42:35There are many obstacles.
00:42:37Wave at him.
00:42:39Can you hear me?
00:42:41What's up, man?
00:42:43Do you want me out or what?
00:42:47David!
00:42:49David!
00:42:51What a party you have
00:42:53set up here in Madrid
00:42:55on Spanish TV
00:42:57at one o'clock.
00:42:59Who are you?
00:43:01Have you seen the time?
00:43:03What do I do?
00:43:05There are many obstacles.
00:43:07I won't get there.
00:43:09Come here.
00:43:11Run!
00:43:13He's like a gorilla.
00:43:15He knows how to do it.
00:43:17Today,
00:43:19in La Revuelta,
00:43:21the world champion
00:43:23of adapted surfing,
00:43:25a round of applause for Aitor Francesena.
00:43:33Have you ever been here?
00:43:35Yes.
00:43:37Come on, Madrid!
00:43:45What's up, Aitor?
00:43:47What's up, David?
00:43:49What a party you have
00:43:51set up here!
00:43:55Today, David,
00:43:57is a big day for me.
00:43:59First of all,
00:44:01because it's my town's holidays.
00:44:03What town is it?
00:44:05Zarauz.
00:44:07Zarauz is beautiful.
00:44:09Let's go to Zarauz!
00:44:11Let's go!
00:44:13Let's go to Zarauz!
00:44:15Yeah!
00:44:17Then,
00:44:19there are the parties.
00:44:21It's Euskal Haya,
00:44:23a Basque party.
00:44:25We all dress up as peasants.
00:44:27I feel at home.
00:44:29Yes, sit down.
00:44:31That's why I'm dressed like this.
00:44:33In the morning,
00:44:35you could hear music in the streets,
00:44:37jokes, sweet-talkers...
00:44:39In short,
00:44:41I'm always drunk.
00:44:43All this folklore to say
00:44:45that I'm drunk.
00:44:47David, I said coffee.
00:44:49One more thing.
00:44:51David,
00:44:53one more thing.
00:44:55Control the time.
00:44:57You said 10 o'clock.
00:44:59Can you say tacos here?
00:45:01Yes.
00:45:03Zarauz has a lot of surf.
00:45:05I like surfing.
00:45:07Aitor, I like surfing.
00:45:09You're a world champion.
00:45:11Yes.
00:45:13I think you're conscious
00:45:15after what you and two other pirates
00:45:17did at the Acer.
00:45:19You said that surfing is a farce.
00:45:23That the surfers
00:45:25of this country
00:45:27are a bunch of shits.
00:45:29Who said that?
00:45:31I don't remember.
00:45:33I think you and another pirate
00:45:35were three.
00:45:37Three.
00:45:39Three feathers for an inkwell.
00:45:41I've said a lot of things.
00:45:43Aitor, I can't.
00:45:45Sometimes the comedian says things.
00:45:47What did I say?
00:45:49You were not the surfers of the country.
00:45:51You were the surfers of the world.
00:45:53There's still plenty.
00:45:55The surf of all things,
00:45:57have you ever seen
00:45:59a beach with a lot of surfers?
00:46:01I haven't seen a good one.
00:46:03There's a constant failure rate.
00:46:05You go to any surf spot
00:46:07and I still haven't
00:46:09seen a day where I say
00:46:11look at that guy surfing.
00:46:13It's usually a bunch of people
00:46:15who don't know how to surf.
00:46:17You see 50 people and I...
00:46:19I don't know if it's a farce
00:46:21but nobody knows how to surf.
00:46:23What do you expect from a surfer?
00:46:25To do some tricks.
00:46:27To stay still for a while,
00:46:29to move a little.
00:46:31What a shame.
00:46:33What a shame.
00:46:35I was referring to the non-professional surfers.
00:46:37You know the good ones.
00:46:39Thank God he cut it.
00:46:41If you hear what the surfers
00:46:43of Madrid say...
00:46:45Aitor, the professionals do it well.
00:46:47You know what I mean.
00:46:49There's a lot of people who have learned
00:46:51a week ago in a surf camp
00:46:53and they fall all the time.
00:46:55It's disastrous.
00:46:57David, for the show you're doing
00:46:59because I think they've made you...
00:47:01They've made me look like a surfer.
00:47:03What are they going to do to me?
00:47:05They're going to take this off
00:47:07and dress me as a surfer.
00:47:09Watch out, kid.
00:47:11Watch out.
00:47:13I'm ready.
00:47:15I'm ready.
00:47:17Now it's all about surfing.
00:47:19What's up, Miguel?
00:47:21I'm sorry.
00:47:23I think the punishment is penance
00:47:25because I've been watching the video
00:47:27and I think there's a message for us
00:47:29in the video.
00:47:31It's from the past.
00:47:33It's true that surfing is like TV.
00:47:35Conventional TV has a failure rate
00:47:37of 90%.
00:47:39It's normal for the show to go to shit.
00:47:41It's normal for the show
00:47:43to go to shit, really.
00:47:49I'm very good.
00:47:51When was the video?
00:47:53Four years ago.
00:47:55When I saw it, I swear,
00:47:57I was on fire.
00:47:59If I ever get to be with David,
00:48:01he's going to go crazy.
00:48:03Since 2020,
00:48:05I've said to myself
00:48:07that being on TV
00:48:09is going to be a failure.
00:48:11I've said it to myself.
00:48:13You're the best.
00:48:15I'm in love with surfing.
00:48:17I'm in love with surfing.
00:48:19I'm sweating.
00:48:21Every time I think about it,
00:48:23everything is fine for me.
00:48:25Everything is fine for me.
00:48:27We have an answer.
00:48:29We're going to play a video of you
00:48:31surfing.
00:48:33For those who don't know you,
00:48:35tell us the story.
00:48:37You've been surfing since you were a kid, right?
00:48:39Then you lost your sight.
00:48:41Tell us about it.
00:48:43I was born with congenital glaucoma.
00:48:45Since I was little,
00:48:47I started doing surgeries.
00:48:49Unfortunately, one of them went wrong
00:48:51and I lost my right eye.
00:48:53You had glaucoma, but you could surf well.
00:48:55I've seen videos of you surfing as a kid
00:48:57and you were a machine.
00:48:59I surfed like a normal person,
00:49:01but with one eye.
00:49:03When I was 14, I lost my right eye
00:49:05and I only had my left.
00:49:07When everything was under control,
00:49:09which is the tension in the ocular eye,
00:49:1112 years ago,
00:49:13I was unlucky
00:49:15and I fell in a wave from top to bottom.
00:49:17Since I had a cornea transplant,
00:49:19I lost my right eye with one eye open
00:49:21and boom! I broke my eye.
00:49:23The other eye?
00:49:25I thought you had lost both of them
00:49:27because of glaucoma.
00:49:29You lost one eye because of a wave.
00:49:31Yes, I lost my left eye
00:49:33because of a wave.
00:49:35What a traitor!
00:49:37I don't even think about it.
00:49:39Life goes on.
00:49:41You know that, being who we are,
00:49:43we like not to see life go by,
00:49:45but to get on it and go all out.
00:49:49This is what we do.
00:49:53People are wonderful.
00:49:55This audience is incredible.
00:49:57Let's go to Madrid!
00:50:03I've never surfed,
00:50:05but what you said about a wave
00:50:07from top to bottom
00:50:09against the sea,
00:50:11that's a strong blow.
00:50:13Yes, if it was a normal eye
00:50:15that didn't have points in the eye,
00:50:17it wouldn't have happened.
00:50:19A blow against the water
00:50:21without a point wouldn't have happened.
00:50:23But with the cornea changed
00:50:25and it had points,
00:50:27the blow was so strong
00:50:29that it was like a spark.
00:50:31The eye is a ball with liquids
00:50:33and when it explodes,
00:50:35it's like a spark here.
00:50:37How good, how explicit.
00:50:39Of course, well explained.
00:50:41Greetings to all the people
00:50:43at home.
00:50:45I think we're going to change...
00:50:47I brought you a gift.
00:50:49I'll show it to you.
00:50:51We don't have anything to show anymore.
00:50:53And where do I put this?
00:50:55I don't know.
00:50:57Show it to him.
00:50:59It's called Wanting is Power.
00:51:01If you learn to surf...
00:51:03Show us the book Wanting is Power.
00:51:11Look what it says inside.
00:51:13What does it say?
00:51:15French Aitor.
00:51:17There's a dedication.
00:51:19Once I come here
00:51:21to be with you,
00:51:23I have to bring you a gift.
00:51:25For David Broncano,
00:51:27from Gallo,
00:51:29with a lot of love,
00:51:31don't forget that if you want
00:51:33to go surfing,
00:51:35leave your long hair and buy
00:51:37a van and a dog.
00:51:39That's not mine.
00:51:41That's what he and the other two
00:51:43pirates say in that interview
00:51:45that I just put.
00:51:47Of course, it's true that...
00:51:49And that's what the Madrid surfers
00:51:51or all those who call them
00:51:53half-globetrotters say.
00:51:55Well, Aitor, I mean,
00:51:57is it true that the hair of surfers
00:51:59is mythical?
00:52:01And beard, you have a beard.
00:52:03I have a beard.
00:52:05You've never seen me.
00:52:07I've only heard you.
00:52:09I've only bled from my ears.
00:52:11How do you imagine it?
00:52:13This is ugly.
00:52:21How long has it been
00:52:23since you had the accident
00:52:25with the wave until you surfed again?
00:52:27I thought I could never surf again.
00:52:29I can imagine.
00:52:31A black screen in motion,
00:52:33I thought I was going to get dizzy.
00:52:35I thought I was going to kill you.
00:52:37Yes, of course.
00:52:39The story is that I entered the hospital
00:52:41and they closed it
00:52:43because in the end I was born
00:52:45with this disease
00:52:47and almost all the doctors
00:52:49who treated me since I was very young
00:52:51are still in the San Sebastián hospital.
00:52:53And the story is that
00:52:55they have always treated me
00:52:57very well.
00:52:59This time, when this happened,
00:53:01it was July,
00:53:032012,
00:53:05and I was hit so hard
00:53:07that I realized
00:53:09that I was already in the dark.
00:53:11They took me to the shore
00:53:13and told me to go to the hospital.
00:53:15Everyone was on vacation,
00:53:17so they took me to the hospital.
00:53:19They closed it,
00:53:21which took a long time
00:53:23until the blood
00:53:25that was inside
00:53:27was absorbed.
00:53:29The story is that they did an ultrasound
00:53:31until they saw that the blood
00:53:33was already absorbed.
00:53:35It took about three months
00:53:37and they realized that
00:53:39although they had mounted
00:53:41the eye well inside,
00:53:43it was very complex.
00:53:45They did everything they could
00:53:47to close it well
00:53:49and as soon as possible
00:53:51so that there was no infection.
00:53:53The story is that
00:53:55at the time they saw
00:53:57that it had not been good
00:53:59for my life.
00:54:01How long did you surf again?
00:54:03Three months, more or less.
00:54:05Three months to surf!
00:54:11Yes, in three months.
00:54:13The story is very beautiful.
00:54:15I got a job
00:54:17with a girl
00:54:19to make my life easier.
00:54:21I went for a walk
00:54:23on the beach.
00:54:25You know it, right?
00:54:27I've been there, yes.
00:54:29If you hear what Zara said,
00:54:31well, no.
00:54:33I like Zara a lot.
00:54:35We were going for a walk
00:54:37and suddenly
00:54:39I started to work with my ear
00:54:41like bats.
00:54:43I started to hear the sea
00:54:45and I saw that the sea
00:54:47sounded very soft
00:54:49and I said,
00:54:51well, it's small.
00:54:53I was with a girl
00:54:55and I noticed
00:54:57that it was small and very soft.
00:54:59Even if it's small,
00:55:01it falls hard.
00:55:03When it's very small
00:55:05or soft,
00:55:07the foam is like...
00:55:09It's beautiful how you describe it.
00:55:11Uncontrollable.
00:55:13And the story is that
00:55:15I was with this girl
00:55:17and I said,
00:55:19Isar, is the sea small?
00:55:21Yes, yes.
00:55:23I took my swimming goggles
00:55:25and I took a bath
00:55:27with the big board.
00:55:29I got in
00:55:31and I thought,
00:55:33I don't know what I'm doing here.
00:55:35I'm going to get seasick.
00:55:37Suddenly I see that the sea
00:55:39gives me information.
00:55:41If the wave comes from the front,
00:55:43I'm going north.
00:55:45Because you're on the beach.
00:55:47Yes, but the waves
00:55:49come from the shore.
00:55:51If they come from the front,
00:55:53you're going north.
00:55:55If they come from the side,
00:55:57you're going east.
00:55:59If they come from the side,
00:56:01you're going south.
00:56:03I was going in and I noticed
00:56:05that the waves could correct me
00:56:07if I got dizzy.
00:56:09I sat down and thought,
00:56:11wow, if a black screen
00:56:13and I don't get seasick,
00:56:15this can be done.
00:56:17With swimming goggles.
00:56:19I'm going to go out
00:56:21and I start rowing down
00:56:23to the shore.
00:56:25This is black.
00:56:27Yes, black screen.
00:56:29I turn around,
00:56:31I start rowing
00:56:33and I think, wow,
00:56:35I could have gotten seasick.
00:56:37I told the girl
00:56:39that I was just going in to try.
00:56:41The next day, she said,
00:56:43don't tell me you're going in again.
00:56:45You told me that the last time
00:56:47you got seasick.
00:56:49That day, I went in
00:56:51and I sat down
00:56:53and I thought, wow,
00:56:55I'm going to turn to the other side.
00:56:57I step on one and it corrects me
00:56:59to go north.
00:57:01I turn to the south,
00:57:03I start rowing down
00:57:05and I get seasick.
00:57:07The beach was controlling me
00:57:09and I thought,
00:57:11that's it.
00:57:13From that day until today,
00:57:15in three years,
00:57:17based on a lot of work,
00:57:19and starting with small waves
00:57:21with huge boards,
00:57:23now I'm able to catch waves
00:57:25above this
00:57:27with smaller boards
00:57:29and in three years, world champion.
00:57:31And world champion.
00:57:45We don't have it yet,
00:57:47but we have images
00:57:49of Aitor surfing,
00:57:51which are sensational.
00:57:53Tell us more or less what you're seeing.
00:57:55Ok, but I'm telling you,
00:57:57you're very cool.
00:57:59Are you already seeing it?
00:58:01No, we're playing it now.
00:58:03French Aitor, surfing.
00:58:15French Aitor, surfing.
00:58:45Congratulations!
00:59:07Congratulations!
00:59:09Damn.
00:59:11The dog was saying,
00:59:13why didn't you make me
00:59:15Lazarus of Mensoria?
00:59:17The dog is not the breed,
00:59:19but it's a water dog, right?
00:59:21But Aitor,
00:59:23you were surfing,
00:59:25you didn't see it,
00:59:27but we thank you,
00:59:29even if you can't see the images,
00:59:31we thank you for generating these images,
00:59:33because they are beautiful.
00:59:37Hey, guys,
00:59:39you saw the dog, right?
00:59:41The dog, of course,
00:59:43but there's a moment
00:59:45when you get behind the dog.
00:59:47Do you have a guide dog?
00:59:49It's not this one,
00:59:51but I had a dog just like this one.
00:59:53If we talk about those wonderful dogs,
00:59:55that are trained for the blind,
00:59:57they are spectacular.
00:59:59It's amazing.
01:00:03David.
01:00:05David.
01:00:07But, Aitor, what?
01:00:09Do you think you would be able to...
01:00:11No.
01:00:13Back to Lazarus,
01:00:15you said that all surfers,
01:00:17no one could hold more than 5 seconds.
01:00:19You saw the dog, right?
01:00:21Hey, if now I do a static
01:00:23standing test here,
01:00:25standing.
01:00:27Static.
01:00:29With those arms of...
01:00:31You haven't seen me.
01:00:33I can't imagine.
01:00:35Touch this bike.
01:00:37This...
01:00:41That would be awesome.
01:00:49Very good.
01:00:51We don't trust Aitor so much
01:00:53to make that joke, but...
01:00:55What a shame, right?
01:00:59Maybe I'll go to Zarauta's party with that joke,
01:01:01but...
01:01:03Hey, hey, hey.
01:01:05Like a blind friend of mine said,
01:01:07but not a fool.
01:01:09That's not believable.
01:01:13You would like it.
01:01:15A piece of...
01:01:17Now we do a surf test,
01:01:19but let me show you a few more things,
01:01:21because I've seen,
01:01:23I've said before,
01:01:25you've been world champion twice, right?
01:01:27No, no, five.
01:01:29You've been in Spain every year.
01:01:31Of course, all with kids,
01:01:33kids who have been surfing less,
01:01:35who are strong, but then Aitor comes
01:01:37and puts them in their place.
01:01:39No, in the end, I'm lucky
01:01:41to have seen until 11 years ago,
01:01:43well, already 12,
01:01:452012 now, 12 years, that's it.
01:01:47I've surfed all my life.
01:01:49After surfing,
01:01:51I've dedicated my whole life to teaching
01:01:53and teaching surfers who wanted to go very far.
01:01:55And today is the day
01:01:57to show all that I've given.
01:02:01I have the difference
01:02:03to those people who have never seen
01:02:05surfing, because I've seen surfing,
01:02:07so I know what a suitable style is
01:02:09on the board,
01:02:11what a good maneuver is,
01:02:13so I have that advance.
01:02:15What has to happen if you surf without seeing?
01:02:17What has to happen so you don't surf one day?
01:02:19You can't say, today it's cold and I don't surf,
01:02:21because I'm not used to surfing
01:02:23without seeing, which is complicated.
01:02:25Surfing at night, I love it.
01:02:27So the temperature is still the same.
01:02:29The cold also gives it.
01:02:31Yes, but for one to leave that...
01:02:33Sure, I don't see it.
01:02:35But what about at night?
01:02:37The other day, when they told me you were coming,
01:02:39at first, a bit of a joke,
01:02:41I said, sure, you can surf at night,
01:02:43because it doesn't matter, because you don't see.
01:02:45And I said it a bit of a joke,
01:02:47and they said, sure, you do it.
01:02:49I think we have images of surfers at night.
01:02:51We have images of surfers at night.
01:02:53In summer, there are a lot of people surfing in Zaradoz.
01:02:55So the fact that I can surf at night,
01:02:57I usually take very pleasant baths.
01:02:59My partner leaves me on the shore,
01:03:01because during the day I have already controlled
01:03:03what kind of wave there is, whether right or left.
01:03:05And already knowing that, I look for the reference
01:03:07on land, always a house,
01:03:09and where it is during the day, at that point of tide,
01:03:11the wave is there, at night it is there.
01:03:13Put it on the video.
01:03:15Let's see it.
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01:04:21Have you had...
01:04:23The surfers and such,
01:04:25I have a friend who does it
01:04:27and, of course, many times everyone has had
01:04:29some rescue of someone who is swimming
01:04:31and I suppose that you have had to help someone,
01:04:33because you handle yourselves very well there.
01:04:35Yes, in the end, it is part of our life.
01:04:41I think that everyone, surfers,
01:04:43just as we try to take care of what we love,
01:04:45which is the sea, we take care in all senses,
01:04:47taking care that there is no plastic
01:04:49and at the same time, if there is someone who is in trouble and can't get out,
01:04:53of course we will quickly help them.
01:04:56In the end, we know what it is to get out of a current
01:04:58and how to get people out.
01:04:59In fact, I have three anecdotes,
01:05:02which are getting three people out while being blind.
01:05:05And leave them on the shore and say,
01:05:09be careful another day, you'll be taken out by a blind man.
01:05:11And they were so freaked out with their move that they didn't even hear me.
01:05:16Sure, and they didn't even notice.
01:05:18Well, the thing is, look, a girl who was already...
01:05:22My partner was on the shore, I had taken her to the bathroom.
01:05:24It was a Saturday, summer, and she was super far away
01:05:27because the wave was breaking far away, it was deflating, it was forming again,
01:05:31and I was there quietly surfing, and a girl,
01:05:33hey, can you help me? Yes, yes, get on.
01:05:34I put her on top, you get behind her,
01:05:37and she goes on top of the board floating,
01:05:39I open her legs and you control that she doesn't fall off the board
01:05:42and that everything is under control.
01:05:43Oh, you for sensations, of course.
01:05:44Of course, of course, everything to the shore.
01:05:46So, I took her out, and her boyfriend was supposed to be on the shore,
01:05:50he was looking at her, go and find out what,
01:05:52and he realized that her boyfriend was going far away.
01:05:55And he took her out...
01:05:56I took her out and I said, hey, you know what?
01:05:58A blind man took her out, I don't think he even noticed.
01:06:01Then, again, with my brother-in-law too...
01:06:02The next step, Hector, is that you drive an ambulance yourself.
01:06:05I mean, it's already...
01:06:06Directly.
01:06:10If you have to do it, you do it.
01:06:11Sorry, and we also have...
01:06:13Before asking the classic questions and doing the surfing thing,
01:06:17you've mentioned it before,
01:06:19that you, apart from all this, you're a surfing teacher,
01:06:22you've seen the best surfers in Spain before, right?
01:06:25I've seen that you've trained Aramburu and Quepacero and all these, right?
01:06:29The kid from Colacao too.
01:06:30The kid from Colacao, I guess, too.
01:06:32Yael, wonderful.
01:06:34A very big guy, very big, Yael Peña, yes.
01:06:36Before you tell us, we have some images of you,
01:06:38I've seen them before and I was amazed,
01:06:39because it's Hector, first, teaching a girl,
01:06:42with someone who's telling you,
01:06:44and then you going into the water,
01:06:45with someone who's telling you how the waves are coming.
01:06:47Let's see it, it's incredible.
01:06:52Good.
01:06:53Nice.
01:06:55Pump a lot, up, up, another one.
01:06:58Alejandra, what have I told you more than once?
01:07:00When you do the catback and you go back,
01:07:03I get to the foam.
01:07:04I look, if there's nothing, I go back.
01:07:06Always going back.
01:07:08All that we work on is what we move forward, okay?
01:07:11Come on, full speed.
01:07:12When I put him in the water, what I do is be his eyes.
01:07:15I help him get in, get back,
01:07:17and what I do is put him in the waves.
01:07:20If it weren't for him, I wouldn't surf every day,
01:07:22and what surfing brings me is something big, isn't it?
01:07:28Come on!
01:07:29I'm going in!
01:07:30Come on!
01:07:39When you live surfing
01:07:42and you can enjoy it,
01:07:44what it gives you is a lot.
01:07:46No matter how blind I am, I'm going to keep going.
01:07:48That's it.
01:08:00There's the guy.
01:08:01Ah, David.
01:08:02It's very nice.
01:08:03We've seen...
01:08:04It's nice, of course.
01:08:05In your competition, when you train people and so on,
01:08:08they tell you, and depending on how you imagine
01:08:10what they're telling you, you give them instructions.
01:08:13Yes.
01:08:14In the end, I was a sportsman first.
01:08:16Then, when things don't go well
01:08:19and I start to get kind of blind,
01:08:22I say, this is my life,
01:08:25this is what fills me the most,
01:08:27and above all, to contribute and teach.
01:08:29So, some young guys asked me,
01:08:31who later became the superstars of Spain and Europe...
01:08:34Of course, all the stars.
01:08:35The best in the world.
01:08:36You've trained them all, of course.
01:08:38Yes, they asked me for help,
01:08:40and when I was helping them,
01:08:44I forgot about the problem I had,
01:08:46that I was going blind,
01:08:47and it helped me as a therapy to be contributing and helping others
01:08:50to get what they wanted first,
01:08:52but also what I wanted.
01:08:53That's why I'm here.
01:08:54That's why I'm here.
01:08:55First, what they wanted,
01:08:56but also what I would have liked to achieve.
01:08:59You've achieved it in a way,
01:09:00both by winning on your own and by helping them compete.
01:09:03Yes, but I didn't know when I would go blind
01:09:06that I could get where I got.
01:09:08Do you understand?
01:09:09So, at the time, because, as I said,
01:09:11there's a story before, after, and so on.
01:09:14So, first, as a sportsman,
01:09:16looking with one eye,
01:09:17I did what I could to the maximum,
01:09:19then, training, giving my all for those guys
01:09:22who asked me to see if I could help them get to the top,
01:09:25and then, I went blind, and I did my best,
01:09:27with all my strength and everything I preached, for me.
01:09:30There's the guy.
01:09:33Okay.
01:09:35I have to...
01:09:40I have to go quickly, Ricardo, to finish,
01:09:42because this is live, with everyone, you know.
01:09:45You've seen he's doing the...
01:09:47Everything.
01:09:49He's not using the board, he's hacking.
01:09:52We'll do it now, but I have to ask you the classic questions.
01:09:54You told me you listened to the show.
01:09:57We'll keep it on TV, because people want to know about it.
01:10:00In fact, now it goes straight to the Ministry.
01:10:05Money in the bank?
01:10:07Money in the bank?
01:10:08I'm from the old custom, under the mattress.
01:10:11Okay.
01:10:12Like the good guys, there's a mattress in Switzerland.
01:10:15Okay.
01:10:16A mattress, but...
01:10:20Do you want to give the other data?
01:10:22Let's remember, sexual intercourse in the last month.
01:10:26In the last month, there's...
01:10:27Let's see, I...
01:10:28A point...
01:10:29I'll tell you the truth, since dawn, I feel like it.
01:10:34But...
01:10:38And you should know that it's always been said
01:10:41that in the Basque Country...
01:10:42Sorry, look what Miguel is doing to me, man.
01:10:45...that in the Basque Country, you don't fuck.
01:10:47You know why that is, right?
01:10:49You know why that is?
01:10:50Because the Church did a lot of damage.
01:10:52They said,
01:10:53if you fucked, you'd go blind.
01:10:55I've already told you how I went blind, right?
01:10:58Then, then, then...
01:11:00The Church did a lot of damage
01:11:03because they said that fucking was a sin.
01:11:05And when we were young, we'd say,
01:11:07sin, sin,
01:11:08but that's a miracle,
01:11:10here they don't even fuck God.
01:11:18I've answered you.
01:11:19You've answered me and you've given me...
01:11:21And when you said...
01:11:22Maybe you didn't realize,
01:11:23but when you said, since dawn, I feel like it,
01:11:25they were staring at me and it scared me.
01:11:27The truth is that...
01:11:28The truth is that it almost scared me
01:11:30because you've chosen perfectly.
01:11:31There it is, answer the questions.
01:11:33I look good, huh?
01:11:34Yes, yes.
01:11:35Okay.
01:11:37Eh...
01:11:38Hey, have you seen what right I have?
01:11:40Wow, wait, I'll get you...
01:11:41The kid is strong, this bastard.
01:11:43Hey, hey, hey.
01:11:44Well, some things, I'm left-handed.
01:11:46Okay, okay.
01:11:50Eh...
01:11:51Ricardo, do you have time to do the surfing thing?
01:11:53The show is over.
01:11:54I think it's a bit unfair.
01:11:55Come on, take it out, take it out.
01:11:57What are you going to do?
01:11:58What do you have to do?
01:11:59Okay, okay, okay, Hector, okay.
01:12:05It's here.
01:12:06Did you take the American out or with the American, Hector?
01:12:08I'll take the American out, kid, look, look, look, look.
01:12:11Oh, yeah!
01:12:12Oh, yeah!
01:12:13Hey.
01:12:14Hey.
01:12:15Okay, where are you going?
01:12:16Are you going to rest or how do you see it?
01:12:18I like surfing like old people, like with shoes.
01:12:21Ha, ha, ha.
01:12:22Hey, one...
01:12:23What do I do?
01:12:24You do the same as me, okay?
01:12:26First, get on...
01:12:27Well, not on the board, because I see that as soon as you get on,
01:12:30you fall.
01:12:31Okay.
01:12:32Do you think... Do you see the tip of the board?
01:12:34It's there.
01:12:35It's to your right.
01:12:36Where? There or there?
01:12:37To your right, there, there.
01:12:38Okay, perfect.
01:12:39To the west.
01:12:40So, do you think you have to go like this or like that?
01:12:42How would you go?
01:12:43Eh...
01:12:44Imagine you stand up and this moves.
01:12:46I go like...
01:12:47Are you a skater?
01:12:48Are you a skater?
01:12:49Are you a skater?
01:12:50I'm a skater.
01:12:51Oh, yeah, you!
01:12:52I'm a skater.
01:12:53I'm a skater.
01:12:55I'm a skater.
01:12:56I'm a skater.
01:12:57Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:12:58I never thought about it, Ricardo.
01:12:59When the Civil Guard stops me, I'm going to say,
01:13:01I'm a skater.
01:13:02When they stop you, you have to say,
01:13:04I'm a partner.
01:13:06Of course.
01:13:07Ha, ha, ha.
01:13:08Can I step on this, then?
01:13:09Yes.
01:13:10Wait a minute, wait a minute.
01:13:11The left one in front, just in case, David.
01:13:13Hey, hey, let's see.
01:13:14Okay.
01:13:15One important thing.
01:13:16Yes?
01:13:17Your back foot would be...
01:13:18The left one.
01:13:19Okay, come on.
01:13:21You're going to do the same as me, okay?
01:13:22Okay.
01:13:23Lie down on the table.
01:13:24You on the table, I off the table.
01:13:25Oh, lying down.
01:13:26Let's see, let's see, let's see.
01:13:27Pay attention.
01:13:28This is a master class, huh?
01:13:29Let's see, let's see.
01:13:30Wait, wait, wait.
01:13:31Wait a minute, wait a minute.
01:13:32I'm here.
01:13:33Yes, okay, okay, okay.
01:13:35Okay.
01:13:36To start, more back.
01:13:37More back.
01:13:38To start, more back.
01:13:39It seems...
01:13:40More back, you.
01:13:41Oh, man.
01:13:42You think that if you lie down so far,
01:13:44you would get the tip of the table.
01:13:45I'm fat here, you know?
01:13:51Hey, let's see.
01:13:52You look like the Emeritus in Sansenso, Tron.
01:13:57Come on, please.
01:13:58Let's see, David.
01:13:59Hey, attention.
01:14:00Okay.
01:14:01Concentration.
01:14:02Okay, okay.
01:14:03What do I do?
01:14:04Let me, please, huh?
01:14:05Hey, the guy is sweating a lot.
01:14:08I'm sweating.
01:14:09Let's see, you.
01:14:10There you are fine, okay.
01:14:12The hands.
01:14:13Imagine that you have rowed.
01:14:14You have rowed.
01:14:15The Cantabrian.
01:14:16Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
01:14:17Come on, come on, come on.
01:14:18Enough, enough.
01:14:19Okay, okay, okay.
01:14:20You've got it, you've got it.
01:14:21The table is moving.
01:14:22The hands.
01:14:23The Cantabrian.
01:14:25The hands at the height of the shoulders.
01:14:27Okay.
01:14:28The first thing you would have to do is roll back.
01:14:30I can't.
01:14:31Yes.
01:14:32Stretch out your arms.
01:14:33With these arms...
01:14:34But what are you saying, man?
01:14:35What a...
01:14:36What a panchicle.
01:14:37But what are you saying, man?
01:14:38I mean...
01:14:39Let me, let me.
01:14:43Let me, man.
01:14:44Look, David, you have to do this.
01:14:45Look, pay attention, okay?
01:14:46Okay.
01:14:47One.
01:14:48Okay.
01:14:49To what?
01:14:50To control the table.
01:14:51Control it.
01:14:53Damn, seriously, really.
01:14:54Okay, and now?
01:14:55I'm embarrassed.
01:14:56Now, pick up the back foot to put it inside the table,
01:14:58the back foot.
01:14:59Got it.
01:15:00There, the back one.
01:15:01And the front one, here.
01:15:02There you are.
01:15:03Get in position.
01:15:04Let's see, let's see.
01:15:05Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:15:07Hey!
01:15:09Oh, yeah!
01:15:10That's great!
01:15:11Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:15:15Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:15:17There, you see?
01:15:22He taught me, I've made some moves, eh, Ricardo?
01:15:25Hey, did you see him?
01:15:26He's here, eh?
01:15:27That's some style.
01:15:28I didn't see you, but you noticed it, right?
01:15:30Yes, yes, no, no.
01:15:31There was a flow, flow, flow, flow.
01:15:33Airta, I really appreciate it, eh?
01:15:35I'm in Zarao with you in summer.
01:15:36I don't know if they'll let me in.
01:15:38I'll do my best to fix what you said.
01:15:40Please, help me.
01:15:41You've been in class a lot.
01:15:42Super, super.
01:15:43Maravilloso, y lo que más me ha gustado, ¿sabes qué es?
01:15:45He venido de la fiesta de Euskal Haya de Zarauz,
01:15:48y aquí sí que hay un buen fiestón.
01:15:50¡Apa Madrid!
01:15:51¡Eh!
01:15:52¡Tope!
01:15:53¡Gaytor Brandesena!
01:15:56¡Gracias, Gaytor!
01:15:57¡Maravilloso, eh!
01:15:58Muchas gracias, tío.
01:15:59Te acompaño a la puerta.
01:16:00¿Estás bien?
01:16:01Ah, está muy bien. Te acompaño.
01:16:03¡Gaytor Brandesena!
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