It's Showtime: Meme Vice, NALOKA KAY RUFFA MAE QUINTO! (Kalokalike)

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Aired (September 5, 2024): Hindi nagpatalo ang Comedy Queen na si Ruffa Mae Quinto sa mga banat nitong pasulpot-sulpot na ikinaloka naman ni Meme Vice! #GMANetwork

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00:00This is Marianne. She's my sister in Desperados.

00:04Oh, she's your sister.

00:06So she should be your dressing room, not Aubrey Miles.

00:09I'm sorry, Marianne.

00:10Our guests are so noisy.

00:13I'm sorry, Ms. Marianne.

00:14It's good that you have time for us now.

00:16Well, I only have time now.

00:18As a mommy, as a wife, actress.

00:20How are your kids?

00:21Well, this is Sixto.

00:23We just got our face painted.

00:24So, she's the winner actually.

00:26How old is your child?

00:27Five years old.

00:28Five years old? Why did you name her Sixto?

00:30Maybe because she's tall.

00:31Is she tall?

00:32No, she's not tall.

00:34Maybe because her father is also Sixto.

00:36Oh, my God.

00:37Her father should be five years old.

00:39He should be named Five-two first.

00:40Four-two, three-two, two-two, one-two.

00:44Next year.

00:45Next year, she'll be Sixto.

00:47It's good for your kids.

00:49Why did you name her Sixto?

00:51Because I love Ding Dong so much.

00:54You should message Ding Dong.

00:56Ding Dong.

00:57That's what I want to say.

00:59Ding Dong.

01:00You're advanced.

01:03Jetta is a wife, right?

01:04Yes.

01:05Oh, my God.

01:06Later, there will be a comment.

01:07I'll answer it.

01:08Hey!

01:10Hey!

01:11That was a joke for Obrimayas.

01:13But I won't do it here.

01:14Hey!

01:16We're okay now.

01:17Because you mentioned it.

01:18We're okay now.

01:19I didn't say anything.

01:20You see, she's defending again.

01:21Okay, okay.

01:22I watched the whole episode in her old StarTalk.

01:25Really?

01:26Yes.

01:27I'm just hungry.

01:28Huh?

01:29I'm just hungry.

01:30That's what's on my mind.

01:31She's crying.

01:32She's crying.

01:33I don't have a basis for my trip.

01:34But that's a joke.

01:35Yes.

01:36We're okay now.

01:37Later, Ding Dong will judge too.

01:39I don't think so.

01:40Hey!

01:41She's a woman.

01:42That's why she changed her dress.

01:44No.

01:45Because I said I'll dress up too.

01:47And it's tight.

01:49And Rana...

01:50What's tight?

01:51No.

01:52Rana's chair.

01:53Rana's chair.

01:54No.

01:55Rana's chair.

01:56I said I'll just donate a chair.

01:58I said I'll just donate a chair.

02:01Wait a minute.

02:02She said she'll donate a chair.

02:03Ms. Rupa Min is so generous.

02:05No.

02:06It's just that I don't have a chair.

02:07Has Rupa Min already worked here?

02:09Yes.

02:10Have you already worked here, Marian?

02:11Yes.

02:12Desperados?

02:13Yes.

02:14If possible...

02:15Decibel.

02:16Marimans.

02:17We'll take a shower first.

02:18Okay.

02:19I'm just saying.

02:20Didn't I tell you?

02:21Just wait.

02:22We'll talk.

02:23Just wait.

02:24Just wait.

02:25Okay, go.

02:26I was in a movie shoot.

02:27I was on my way to the shoot.

02:28You were on your way to the shoot?

02:29Yes.

02:30She said,

02:31Ma'am, can you give me a moment in the shoot?

02:33What?

02:34She said,

02:35Because I like the audience more than the contestant.

02:38She said that?

02:39Yes.

02:40I like the audience more.

02:41Did you go to the shoot?

02:42Yes.

02:43I said,

02:44No, because we have a contestant.

02:45She said,

02:46Then introduce me.

02:47I said,

02:48I'm the banter.

02:49Didn't the contestant join you?

02:50Yes.

02:51She asked,

02:52Why did you leave?

02:53I said,

02:54Why did she leave?

02:55She said,

02:56Because she's a local.

02:57She said,

02:58She's a GSA.

02:59I said,

03:00No, she's not.

03:01Maybe she can do it.

03:02She's quiet, right?

03:03When she's like that,

03:04She's like a singer.

03:05Okay.

03:06If you can only be with Rufa May in one room,

03:08No one else,

03:09And it's your last day,

03:10What will you say to Rufa May?

03:11Like,

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