Pepito Manaloto: ‘Yung nilagay mo sa resume na marunong kang mag-Japanese pero imbentor ka (YouLOL)
Nagmamalaki pa ang sekretarya ni Pepito (Michael V.) na marunong siyang mag-Japanese, pero parang kahina-hinala ang mga pinagsasabi niya.
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00:00Sir.
00:01Where's Marika?
00:02Did you see her?
00:03No, sir.
00:04I went to the bathroom but she's not there.
00:06Why?
00:07Is there a problem?
00:08Yes, there is.
00:09What are you talking about?
00:10I don't know how to speak English.
00:11I don't even know how to say good afternoon.
00:12Is that your problem, sir?
00:13It's all up to you.
00:14How do you know how to speak Japanese?
00:15Because I lived in Japan before.
00:16Really?
00:17Yes.
00:18Okay.
00:19Help me.
00:20Okay.
00:21What?
00:22What do you mean?
00:23What do you mean?
00:24What do you mean?
00:25What do you mean?
00:26What do you mean?
00:27What do you mean?
00:28What do you mean?
00:29What is that?
00:30What?
00:31What?
00:32Alright.
00:33What are we going to do?
00:34Sir, I'll translate everything she says.
00:35Really?
00:36You can do that?
00:37Yes.
00:39Hi.
00:41I'm glad to meet you.
00:46What did she say?
00:47She said your office is really nice.
00:51She said she's impressed.
00:52She also said your office is really big in Japan.
00:56He said he'll renovate his office when he comes back to Japan.
01:00Did he say that?
01:01Yes.
01:03Is that true?
01:05Yes, sir. Don't you trust me?
01:07Just leave me alone.
01:08No, no, no.
01:09I like you.
01:14I want to talk about work.
01:17My friend said that your company is great.
01:23I want to invest in your company in the Philippines.
01:27Can you lend me some money?
01:32He said welcome.
01:35Is that all?
01:36Yes, sir.
01:42I don't want to talk too long.
01:44It's better if you finish this.
01:46You know their language.
01:48Ask him what he wants from us.
01:50Okay, sir.
01:53Mr. Wong,
01:55my boss wants to know
02:00why you come to us.
02:04Is this your first time in the Philippines?
02:22Thank you, Pepito.
02:24I hope you can use my money for a good business.
02:28What did he say?
02:29He said you're handsome.
02:30Did you say that?
02:33Are you a gay?
02:38Sir, I'm not.
02:39Do you want me to ask him?
02:40No, no, no.
02:41He might get mad.
02:43He'll spend all his money on the company.
02:48Maranoto,
02:49I'm glad I met you.
02:50I want to know more about you.
02:53If you don't mind,
02:54can you come to my house
02:56and play kendo with me?
02:58What's that?
03:00Let's play kendo.
03:03What?
03:04What did he say?
03:05Sir, this is a religious gathering.
03:07Why religious?
03:09Didn't you hear him?
03:10He said, let's play kendo.
03:12What's the Tagalog word for pray?
03:14Pray.
03:16Sir, please make an agreement.
03:18It's like a PR.
03:19It's like a personal account.
03:20We're going to play kendo?
03:21Yes.
03:22How am I going to tell him that I agree?
03:26Say,
03:27Hi.
03:29Bow.
03:30Bow?
03:31Go.
03:32Okay.
03:34Is that okay?
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