Jimmy (X) vs. Yvonneau (O), 1977
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00:00Hello, once again, darling, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark here, and welcome back to Hollywood
00:17Scares.
00:18You know, when I think of Hollywood, I think of the glam, the fame, the horror.
00:24I mean, why, it's just full of disasters.
00:25You got your earthquakes, your mudslides, Anne Heche.
00:28Oh, the list just goes on and on, but one thing that was never a disaster in Hollywood
00:33was the hugely successful game show, Hollywood Squares.
00:37And coming up next in our night of Hollywood Scares is an unusual episode of Hollywood
00:41Squares.
00:42Squares.
00:43Oh.
00:44Oh, I get it.
00:45Hollywood Scares, Hollywood Squares.
00:46It's like a play on words or something.
00:48Where have I been?
00:49I thought Hollywood Scares was referring to the scary facelifts here in Hollywood, but
00:55anyway, this episode of Hollywood Squares is called Storybook Squares.
00:59Now, the contestants dress up as famous characters in history and literature.
01:03Soupy Sales plays Edison, Joanne Worley plays Martha Washington, and of course, Paul Lynde
01:08is dressed up as one of the scariest characters of all time.
01:11No, silly, not Anna Nicole.
01:14Sheesh.
01:15Here's a little hint.
01:16It's alive.
01:17It's alive.
01:18Okay.
01:19Okay, back to Storybook Squares, part of a full night of Hollywood Scares.
01:29Stay tuned for a special half hour of fun as we turn the Hollywood Squares into, you
01:34guessed it, the Storybook Squares.
01:37Okay, fellas, hit it.
01:40Okay.
01:49Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye.
01:52By special proclamation today, two families will compete for valuable treasures on the
01:58Storybook Squares.
02:00And here to introduce our nine stars from Storybook land is the master of Storybook
02:05Squares, Sir Peter O'Marshall.
02:10Sir Peter O'Marshall.
02:13Storybook Squares.
02:14All right.
02:15Let us say hello to our cast of characters.
02:17First of all, ladies and gentlemen, the children, Soupy, Tom Edison, Sales.
02:25Tom Watson, have you invented anything recently?
02:28I certainly have.
02:29I've just written a new song.
02:31Really?
02:32Yes.
02:33I light up your life.
02:34Get out of here.
02:35Connie, Queen of Tarts, Stevens.
02:38The Queen of Tarts.
02:40Hello there, Tart.
02:41All I have to say is that that knave of hearts may have gotten away with my tarts, but he
02:45better keep his hands off my cookies.
02:47All right.
02:49Leonardo da Vinci, Harrington.
02:51Leonardo.
02:53Welcome to Storybook land.
02:55Yes.
02:56My pleasure.
02:57I'll tend to pick her a book ahead.
02:59Yes.
03:00Florence Bell Star, Henderson.
03:04Oh, I'm so impressed by you.
03:06Oh, really?
03:07Do you want it?
03:09You think it's easy?
03:11Joanne Martha Washington, Whirly.
03:15Hello, Marty.
03:16Listen, have you seen George?
03:18No, I haven't.
03:19I haven't either.
03:20He's still sleeping around.
03:21Yes.
03:22All right.
03:23George.
03:24King Henry VIII, Fovelle.
03:25King Henry VIII, Fovelle.
03:26Hello, King.
03:27Good to see you.
03:28Everything all right, King?
03:30Be gone, Violet.
03:33Villain Susan.
03:34Not that way, please, King.
03:37Villain Susan Caesar, Cleopatra Hayes.
03:39Oh, God.
03:40Yay, King.
03:41Hello there, Caesaree.
03:42Hello, sweetie pie.
03:43I want to show Susan my ass a little later.
03:45Oh, yes.
03:46Bye.
03:47Just call him a Julio.
03:48Oh, that's right.
03:49He's Caesar.
03:50We have Big Bird.
03:51Ladies and gentlemen, children, Big Bird is with us.
03:53Hey.
03:54Hey.
03:55Why don't you sit down and stay, pal?
03:56Why don't you sit?
03:57You all right?
03:58All right, Mr. Marshmallow.
03:59That's Marshall.
04:00Marshall.
04:01Yeah, yeah.
04:02All right.
04:03Bye-bye.
04:04Bye-bye.
04:05Bye-bye.
04:06Bye-bye.
04:07Goodbye.
04:08Bye-bye.
04:09Of Paul Frankenstein Monster...
04:10Oh, Lynn is the Frankenstein Monster.
04:11Hi, Frank.
04:12Hi.
04:13Now, here are...
04:14Here are our two competing families.
04:15First of all, ladies and gentlemen, welcome the Saunders family.
04:16Hello, Saunders family.
04:17Nice to see you.
04:23I just...
04:26I just see you right there for a moment.
04:32It's the Meyer family, so I'll see you right there.
04:35Is everybody ready to play Storyboard Squares?
04:37Big word, get into place, find a friend,
04:39and these commercial words will play
04:41the first round of the Storyboard Squares.
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08:27Plays guitar.
08:28Ten years of age.
08:29Lovely first name.
08:31Ivanov Saunders.
08:33Hi, cute thing, and welcome to the show.
08:35I'm Mr. X.
08:37He's a sixth grader from Thousand Oaks, California.
08:39Plans to be an airline pilot.
08:41This is Jimmy Meyer.
08:42Jimmy, nice to see you.
08:43I love it here today.
08:44You won the toss, didn't you?
08:45Yes, sir.
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08:57you know, if you're correct on that.
08:58Alrighty, each completed game is worth $300.
09:00We'll continue playing until the trumpet sound
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09:07And X starts a secret square
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10:17but as always, are hearing the actual questions
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10:20Good luck to Ivanov and to Jimmy,
10:22but Jimmy won the toss.
10:24Big Bird, please.
10:26All right.
10:27True or false, Big Bird?
10:28Yes, yes.
10:29If you don't stop a turkey from drinking,
10:32he'll probably drink himself to death.
10:36Well, yes.
10:38George, do you think that's true?
10:47Turkeys, I think that that is true.
10:50I'll disagree.
10:51That is true, according to an article
10:52in the Chicago Daily News,
10:53so put a circle there.
10:54Ivanov, pick a star, dear.
10:57Leonardo da Vinci, please.
10:59Hello, my dear.
11:00I'll do your portrait for a buck, dear.
11:03When you divide one number by another,
11:05what do you call your answer?
11:08Less.
11:10I'll call your answer division.
11:14Division.
11:15Division.
11:17I disagree.
11:18No, the quotient.
11:19Yes, put a circle there.
11:20All right, Jimmy, your turn.
11:21Martha Washington, please.
11:25What are you reading, Martha?
11:26Oh, a letter from George.
11:27He writes me.
11:28You know he's never home.
11:29I know that.
11:30I've got to send him his wooden teeth,
11:32Go ahead, what's the question?
11:33We have a question about his false teeth.
11:35Oh.
11:36Yes, where are they today?
11:37Now, those aren't the original, no.
11:39Where are George's false teeth?
11:41God love him.
11:43In his sweet, fat mouth.
11:46No, they are in a museum.
11:48A little more specific.
11:49Which one?
11:50The Washington Monument.
11:51The Washington Monument.
11:53Disagree.
11:54No, the Smithsonian Institute.
11:55All right, with an X.
11:56Ivanov, go ahead.
11:58Frankenstein monster, please.
12:01For five months a year...
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12:05Are you coming to life?
12:17That was Dull Star, Martha.
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12:31What does the mayor do for five months a year?
12:35He lives entirely on honey and hikers.
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12:47I agree.
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15:15Welcome back to Hollywood Scares.
15:17I'm Elvira, Mistress of the Dark,
15:19and you are right in the middle of watching a special episode
15:21of Hollywood Squares called Storybook Squares.
15:24Hey, did you get a load of Paul Linde as Frankenstein's monster?
15:27I mean, I think that's a really good look for him.
15:30No, really.
15:31Of course, I thought mullets were a good look, too.
15:34Boy, with that Paul, he knew how to party.
15:37I mean, I don't think Frankie could party.
15:39Scare, yes. Party, no.
15:41You know, that reminds me.
15:43Paul Linde and I went out partying one night back in the 70s,
15:46and, well, it's just a little embarrassing to talk about now,
15:50but I came on to Paul.
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15:55I'm not your secret square.
15:57I was crushed until he showed me his lovely parting gift.
16:02No, really.
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16:07Well, anyway, let's get back to Paul Linde and Storybook Squares,
16:11part of Hollywood Scares.
16:17$5,000 secret square game. Jimmy Meyer.
16:20King Henry VIII, please.
16:24King?
16:25True or false?
16:27Saudi Arabians often use French perfume for embalming fluid.
16:32And they also use embalming fluid for French perfume.
16:40You say that's true?
16:41That is true.
16:42I'll agree.
16:43That is true.
16:44With an X, Ivano.
16:47Caesar and Cleopatra, please.
16:49And that's the secret square.
16:51Ivano, top point for the win.
16:53Going for $5,000.
16:57All righty.
16:58Which of these famous novels,
17:00which of these famous novels is not by Robert Louis Stevenson?
17:05Is not.
17:06Silas Marner, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, or Treasure Island?
17:10Think about it.
17:11Think about it.
17:12Which of these famous novels is not by Robert Louis Stevenson?
17:15Silas Marner?
17:16Can we ask Leon Sphinx behind us here?
17:19Certainly.
17:20No, we couldn't do that.
17:24Yes, we have it.
17:25As I unroll my scroll one day.
17:28Hail to the answer, Silas Marner.
17:31They say absolutely Silas Marner.
17:33I disagree.
17:34Yes.
17:35They are very bright people, Caesar and Cleopatra.
17:38Put an X there.
17:39Jimmy, you're back in the game.
17:43Queen of Tarts, please.
17:44Queen of Tarts.
17:45I might have gone up there to Tom Edison to block my envy.
17:47This may work out.
17:48You never know.
17:49According to the nursery rhyme,
17:51who gave them some broth without any bread
17:54and whipped them all soundly and sent them to bed?
18:01Which did that with Hansel and Gretel,
18:03but now the last part of it.
18:04Give that to me again, Peter.
18:05Who gave them some broth without any bread
18:07and whipped them all soundly and sent them to bed?
18:09Who was that?
18:10According to the nursery rhyme.
18:11The old woman in the shoe.
18:13I'll agree.
18:14You have an X there.
18:15All right.
18:16Ilona, it's your turn.
18:18Thomas Edison, please.
18:20This is for $300.
18:21Tom?
18:22Wait a moment, Peter.
18:23I'm working on a new invention.
18:24What is it?
18:25A long, plain tongue.
18:29According to the world book,
18:31which of these important inventions came first,
18:33the plow or the wheel?
18:38The plow.
18:39The plow.
18:41I agree.
18:42It was invented before the wheel.
18:44The plow.
18:45Circle gets the square.
18:50The Saunders family have $300,
18:52and the family with the highest cash total
18:54at the end of the show will win a brand new car.
18:56Kenneth?
18:57It's the all-new Chevy Chevette four-door hatchback.
18:59The new rear doors make it easy to get into the backseat
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19:02The Chevette four-door hatchback
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19:08We're going to have a commercial break.
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19:14Shall I go in?
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21:50I'd like you to meet Ivanov's mom,
21:52a homemaker, mother of four girls.
21:54This is Gertrude Saunders.
21:55Gertrude, welcome.
21:56Nice to see you.
21:58Your daughter's doing very well.
22:00Jimmy's dad is James.
22:02James Meyer, a real estate salesman,
22:04father of three,
22:05and your son is doing probably, too.
22:07In fact, we're going to start another game right now.
22:09One other message for you.
22:11If the show should end in the middle of a game,
22:13we'll give our players $50
22:14for each square they have on the board,
22:15which is very important
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22:18and the big bonus prize, the car.
22:19Already, Gertrude, pick a star.
22:22Time is of the essence.
22:23Tom Edison, please.
22:25One of these is not...
22:26Just a moment. Just a moment.
22:28Hello? Hello?
22:30Hello? Hello?
22:32Hello?
22:34Well, back to the drawing board, yes.
22:39One of these, Tom, one of these is not
22:41a Nobel Prize category, is not.
22:43Is it chemistry, economics, or psychology?
22:48Economics.
22:49Economics.
22:51I agree.
22:52No, psychology.
22:53A break for the Meyer family.
22:54Put an X there.
22:55Jim?
22:56King Henry VIII.
22:58According to study...
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23:03What was that?
23:04What did you say, sir?
23:05Nothing, nothing.
23:06Oh.
23:07Get on with it.
23:08Okay, according to studies from Fordham University,
23:10what was the main reason people got married
23:12in the Middle Ages?
23:16Oh!
23:17Oh!
23:18Oh!
23:19Oh!
23:20Oh!
23:21Oh!
23:22Oh!
23:23Oh!
23:24Oh!
23:25Oh!
23:26Oh!
23:27Oh!
23:28Oh!
23:34Because nobody asked them when they were young.
23:40Now, you don't understand the question.
23:41What was the main reason people got married?
23:43I don't understand.
23:44Off with his head.
23:47I don't mean...
23:48No!
23:49I don't mean they were middle-aged.
23:51I mean, in the Middle Ages,
23:52what was the main reason people got married?
23:54To further their station in life, the marriages were arranged, you see.
24:03The Meyer family.
24:04Disagreed.
24:05Good for you.
24:06To produce offspring.
24:07Cadillacs there.
24:08Judge, would you turn?
24:09Big Bird, please.
24:10Big Bird, please.
24:11Big Bird?
24:12Oh, not watching the board.
24:13Bell Star would have been the move, but this may work out.
24:14Big Bird?
24:15Yes?
24:16Yes?
24:17You're a cager?
24:18A cager.
24:19What sport do you participate in?
24:20A cager.
24:21A cager.
24:22A cager.
24:23A cager.
24:24A cager.
24:26Oh, um, guys, I don't think I have any idea.
24:29All right, would you like to question, Gertrude?
24:31You're a cager.
24:32What sport would you be involved in?
24:34Would you like to question?
24:35Yes or no?
24:36No.
24:37Okay, basketball.
24:38Back to a Big Bird question.
24:39True or false, Big Bird?
24:40In some rural parts of Ohio, animals are required to wear taillights.
24:43Animals.
24:44In Ohio.
24:45Ah.
24:46Yes, that's true, though.
24:47Gertrude?
24:48That is true.
24:49I disagree.
24:50That is true.
24:51Put an X there.
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27:04Jim and Jimmy Meyer.
27:07Bell Starr, please.
27:08Bell.
27:12Oh!
27:19For $300 in the tie game, Dom Pérignon.
27:22Dom Pérignon is credited with inventing something very French and very famous.
27:26What, Dom Pérignon?
27:28Something I drink in the saloon every day, champagne.
27:31Agreed.
27:32Right, we have a tie game, that's nice.
27:38All right, let's clear the board.
27:40And the Meyer family, pick a star.
27:42This could be for the card.
27:43Jim, pick a star.
27:44Your turn.
27:45Oh.
27:46Yep.
27:47Leonardo.
27:48According to the World Book, are any of the mafias' activities legal?
27:53Are any of them legal?
27:55Mafia?
27:56You've heard of the mafia?
27:57No, I have not.
27:58What, uh...
27:59I have no idea what you're talking about.
28:00You mean the olive oil importance?
28:03Yes, they are legal, several.
28:07They have activities that are legal, so says Leonardo.
28:10Agreed.
28:11Sure, they operate legitimate businesses like concrete factories, in fact.
28:15All right, Gertrude?
28:16Big Bird, please.
28:17Big Bird.
28:18According to nutrition experts at the University of Missouri,
28:21this is the most biologically superior food in the world.
28:25What is it?
28:26Um...
28:28Oh.
28:29Oh.
28:30Um...
28:31I never...
28:32This is something I...
28:33Milk.
28:34Milk.
28:35Milk.
28:36I disagree.
28:37The egg.
28:38Put a circle there.
28:39Jim, your turn.
28:40Tom Edison.
28:41Tom?
28:42Wait a minute.
28:43What is it?
28:44Wait a minute.
28:45I'm working on a brand new invention.
28:47What is it?
28:48It's a cockroach doll.
28:49A cockroach doll?
28:50Yes.
28:51You wind it up, and it runs under your refrigerator.
28:55Tom, according to the Washington Post,
28:59this person has lasted longer on television
29:01than any other personality in the history of television.
29:04Who is she?
29:06Arlene Francis.
29:07Arlene Francis.
29:08Agree.
29:09Lucille Ball.
29:10Put a circle there.
29:11Ivanov.
29:12Gertrude.
29:13Frankenstein.
29:14Frankenstein.
29:15Monster, please.
29:16Right.
29:17For $600.
29:18Are you all right?
29:19What is that music?
29:24Oh, I don't know.
29:27My organ.
29:28My organ.
29:35Let me explain what that is.
29:36That is our trumpets, meaning the time is up.
29:39If you are correct on this, Gertrude and Ivanov,
29:41we'll have the car and $600.
29:43Incorrect, X will get the square.
29:44We'll have a tie game and go for a tie-breaking question.
29:46Frankenstein, according to legend,
29:48is there anything people can hang over their door
29:51to keep vampires away?
29:54Karim Abdul-Jabbar's basketball shoes.
30:04But is there anything people can hang over their door
30:06to keep vampires away?
30:07Yes or no?
30:08Garlic.
30:09Garlic.
30:10He said garlic.
30:11I disagree.
30:12You disagree?
30:13Garlic.
30:14X gets the square.
30:15We have a tie-breaking question.
30:16All right, I'll tell you what we're going to do.
30:18You can go to any star.
30:19Any star on this.
30:20Jim, Jimmy, talk it over.
30:22And if you are correct, you'll have the car.
30:24Incorrect, circle will get the square.
30:26The board is cleared.
30:27It's up to you.
30:28Pick a star.
30:29Tom Edison.
30:30Tom, for a brand-new car,
30:31what did Great Britain get from France
30:33because of the Treaty of Paris?
30:34Hong Kong, Australia, or Canada?
30:36Canada.
30:37Canada.
30:38Agree.
30:39Canada.
30:40X gets the square.
30:47Players, time is up.
30:48It was quite an exciting match.
30:49I will say that.
30:51And the Saunders family,
30:52we have for you $300 in cash,
30:54and we also have some lovely party gifts
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30:58So, thank you very much and happy holiday season
31:00to the Saunders family.
31:02Boy, what a stretch run.
31:04You came like Silky Sullivan,
31:05right down the stretch.
31:06$350 in cash and a brand-new car.
31:09Kenny.
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31:20Oh, by the way, I forgot the other game
31:22where we had to take the...
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