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00:00Chaudhary ka chaat ho
00:03Ya aaftaab ho
00:08Jo bhi ho tum khuda ki kasam
00:14La jawaab ho
00:17No, it's the same girl who
00:19when she falls in love,
00:20the song from Paapi Chullo
00:21makes her sad.
00:25Let me complete my sentence.
00:31Aditya,
00:32Lihari di Shakira
00:35Mr. Kaur,
00:36I was telling Nadeem
00:38to come to my house today.
00:40He kept saying,
00:41I'll get the car,
00:42you get the oil.
00:43I told him,
00:44I'll get the oil for you.
00:45Now he's going around with a Paratha.
00:47He's getting the car,
00:48he's getting the money,
00:49he's getting the oil.
00:53It was Rs. 60-70 per litre.
00:54You won't believe me today.
00:56Tell me one thing,
00:57I was telling you the other day
00:59when I broke your heart.
01:01I was playing with it.
01:03I, Mr. Nadeem,
01:04am very thankful to you.
01:06No, listen to me.
01:07Let me complete my sentence.
01:13Aditya,
01:14Lihari di Shakira
01:17I am very thankful to you, Mr. Nadeem.
01:19The way you sang about me,
01:21Mala Hai Te Mala Saiya
01:23You have praised the right person.
01:26This kurta that Mr. Chaudhary has worn,
01:29I have made it smaller than last year's kurta.
01:36Mr. Rameez,
01:37do you see the boy in the Jamni Kurta?
01:38Yes.
01:39When he was born,
01:41his mother said,
01:42my son is going to be a doctor.
01:44His father said,
01:45my son is going to be an engineer.
01:47And his grandson,
01:48is entertaining him on Facebook
01:49like a doll.
01:54This young boy,
01:56after the show is over,
01:58he will say,
01:59did you see everyone's eyes on me?
02:05What a lovely face!
02:06She is a lovely girl.
02:07Momina Iqbal
02:09She is a negative character,
02:11but today she is a positive person.
02:14She is the same girl
02:15who feels sad when she hears the song,
02:17Papi Chulo.
02:28One day,
02:30the world will leave us.
02:38Papi, Papi, Papi
02:40Chulo Papi
02:42Pingami, Pingami
02:44One day,
02:46the world will leave us.
02:49If someone is close to you,
02:51the pain will turn into happiness.
02:58If someone is close to you,
03:00the pain will turn into happiness.
03:02If someone is close to you,
03:04the pain will turn into happiness.
03:06Let's do it with someone else,
03:08Pingami.
03:11That was amazing.
03:12That was amazing.
03:14I like it.
03:15The husband's swagger,
03:17was amazing.
03:19He looks like Pambiri.
03:22I have prepared a song
03:23for his love.
03:24He will go there.
03:25At night?
03:27On a red light or a green light?
03:28No, Ramesh.
03:29What are you saying?
03:31I have practiced this song so much.
03:33At night,
03:34Rafi is in my dreams.
03:35He slapped me twice.
03:36It was a good song.
03:37I have memorized it.
03:38Yes.
03:39Sing it.
03:40Chaudhary's moon
03:44or the sun.
03:49Whoever you are,
03:51I swear on God,
03:54you are amazing.
04:01My Chaudhary
04:02turned into a red parrot on Eid.
04:03He looks like a gas cylinder.
04:09Mr. Chaudhary, tell us
04:10where are you from?
04:11We are from RIG.
04:13Will you tell anyone?
04:15No, I won't.
04:16Promise.
04:17Promise.
04:18Really?
04:19Really.
04:20Really.
04:21Mr. Chaudhary,
04:22why did you come to Lucknow
04:23instead of taking a bath
04:24in my house?
04:25You shouldn't be scared,
04:26Rameel.
04:27I go to their house.
04:28First day,
04:29I give spinach.
04:30Second day,
04:31I give fenugreek.
04:32Third day,
04:33I give spinach.
04:34That means
04:35there is no difference
04:36between theft and fun.
04:39Mr. Chaudhary,
04:40where do you stay?
04:41I stay where I belong.
04:45Let's play a game here.
04:46Thakur sir,
04:47will you tell us
04:48where are you from?
04:49I am from
04:51Lucknow.
04:52Thakur sir,
04:53either I sit in your hand
04:54or you sit in my hand.
04:55You are better.
04:58Wow,
04:59what a lovely kid.
05:00Nadeem Abbas,
05:01so talented.
05:02Yes.
05:03Unlike you.
05:04What?
05:05Unlike you,
05:06Mr. Chaudhary.
05:07I didn't understand
05:08that you speak
05:09very hard English.