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00:02:30Oh, we're doing this through the window?
00:02:45Uh, it's okay, I'm not offended.
00:02:48I'm sorry, what do you want?
00:02:49Oh god, good question.
00:02:53We're not doing any construction.
00:02:54Well, that's strange.
00:02:56I have an order here for 435 Westmont, it says bathroom renovation.
00:03:03Can't see it.
00:03:06Already got the bathtub unloaded, just need access to the master bathroom.
00:03:16There she is.
00:03:18That is your husband's signature at the bottom, right?
00:03:30I suppose it is.
00:03:36I don't think either of us want to waste all day going back and forth behind a door now, do we?
00:03:41Listen, now is not a good time.
00:03:43My husband will call and reschedule whatever it is he has planned.
00:03:46He planned a whole new renovation for you.
00:03:48Marble Jack and Jill sinks, heated floors, one of the mirrors you talked to,
00:03:52oh, and a big old clawfoot tub I got in the driveway.
00:03:54I like our tub.
00:03:56He says it's time for something new.
00:03:59You want to call your husband?
00:04:02My husband?
00:04:03You know what, I'll give him a call myself.
00:04:04555-8712, right?
00:04:17Hello?
00:04:18To heaven?
00:04:19You know what to do.
00:04:20No answer.
00:04:22I feel like he would have made mention of this.
00:04:24What?
00:04:25Do you want to call him?
00:04:26Maybe he'll pick up for you.
00:04:27No, he probably won't answer.
00:04:29Not even for you.
00:04:31Why's that?
00:04:33He's on a flight for work.
00:04:34Well, maybe it's a surprise.
00:04:36I mean, what woman doesn't want a romantic clawfoot tub for her anniversary?
00:04:42When's your birthday?
00:04:44Not for another month.
00:04:45Well, you know, it's definitely going to take around a month to finish,
00:04:47so that must be it.
00:04:50Look, I don't mean to be rude,
00:04:52but the faster I get this started, the faster I get out of here.
00:04:55It's getting a bit embarrassing waiting out here.
00:04:57I mean, you're starting to seem like you don't trust me.
00:05:02Look, I get it.
00:05:03You don't want me in your house.
00:05:04I mean, I get it all the time.
00:05:05Shabby clothes, rough hands.
00:05:07It's not that.
00:05:09Well, look, if it makes you feel more comfortable,
00:05:11I'll just wait in your driveway until I get ahold of your husband.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:45Master bathroom?
00:05:51I bet you guys rent your house every year, so...
00:05:55How do folks with everything get real bored?
00:05:58Put some new floors in,
00:05:59put in some fresh landscaping,
00:06:00redo the kitchen.
00:06:04Maybe a new bathroom.
00:06:05Come up with some new ways to spend your money.
00:06:08Wow, lots of room up here.
00:06:09Oh, look, look at that.
00:06:10Is that a real painting?
00:06:11Not even a print, but that's expensive.
00:06:15That's why you have all these people, you know,
00:06:16throwing orgies, swapping wives.
00:06:18Ooh, comfy bed.
00:06:19Look, good vibe in here.
00:06:21Very chic.
00:06:22You know, they just do that thrill,
00:06:23you know what I'm saying?
00:06:28See why you wanted a clawfoot?
00:06:30I designed the tub area all by myself.
00:06:33I can tell.
00:06:45Do you want to put a shotgun in?
00:06:47Make sure I don't wander off.
00:06:54I'll be downstairs.
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00:08:58Ooooooh!
00:08:59The harder thing it is to tell what a wild and rough and scrubbered wood this is, which
00:09:04I thought renews the fear.
00:09:08I don't know...
00:09:10downstairs. Well, of course you do. Sammy turned it off. Hey, Sammy. Yes, boss. It's a messy job.
00:09:19I hate to get our work clothes dirty. Oh, you got an SPMI? Body Mass Index? I'm all about nutrition,
00:09:27you see. Food is flesh food, right boss? That's right. Oh, this here's my handyman. A handyman's
00:09:33handyman, if you will. I call him in when the job's just too big for one man. Sammy's the best
00:09:38there is. He's like a brother to me. He always gets the job done. What was your name? Mrs. Lother.
00:09:46Cool. Nice to meet you. Andy, get your cloth for the tub just a little bit. I like our tub. The
00:09:54water? Well, like your husband said, it's time for something new. Right. So I need water to cook.
00:10:01Well, you imagine cutting through pipes with water running through them.
00:10:05Lots of flooding. Big problem. Well, I'm making bolognese and I need water to cook today.
00:10:09Bolognese? Sammy, did you hear that? Bolognese. That's a lot of calories, boss. I'm telling you, man,
00:10:15myself, Leonardo the fourth at your service. But everyone calls her Leo because I'm my own man.
00:10:20Ain't that right, Sammy? That's right, boss. I gathered. The water? Well, you don't need water
00:10:25to cook bolognese. Excuse me? Whole milk, chicken stock, and if it looks a little parched, just a
00:10:31dash of dry white wine. Well, that's not how my husband likes it. Oh, he's coming back?
00:10:36Lovely. I'd love to chat with him. No, but it's just not how I make it. Well, that is how it should
00:10:40be made. Hey, Sammy. Yeah, boss. Take over while I assist the lady of the house. No, I insist that
00:10:46you do not. I insist. Would you just put on a shirt, please? Sure. Hey, boss, get some of that
00:11:01bolognese, yeah? Just taste. Yeah. You haven't got the meeting yet? I'm going to, but I realized
00:11:14the water was out, so I went upstairs to you first. And you're going to use fresh tomatoes?
00:11:20I know that's not normally the recipe, but I prefer it to the cans of tomato sauce. Cans of
00:11:23tomato sauce? What planet are you on? You're supposed to use a third cup of tomato paste. I
00:11:27mean, your acids are going to be all messed up. You've got to just throw the meat in right now.
00:11:30I mean, what you should have done is you should have browned the meat in the pot first. But,
00:11:34you know, what are you going to do? Wow. That's some pretty good looking meat. Pretty pricey.
00:11:39$20 a pound. Where'd you get it? The market on Farrelly. Farrelly. Yeah. And you know what?
00:11:49I wouldn't let a guy like me in the door, though. That's not true. There are plenty
00:11:53of people like yourself that shop there. Like myself? Yes. Working men. Working men.
00:12:02Not so hard for a working man.
00:12:32Is that your garage? Yes. I bet you got some pretty nice things in there.
00:12:49No. Well, you know, you got such a nice setup here. Huge house. Beautiful pool.
00:12:55Lots of privacy. I mean, such a big space. Just a couple? No kids?
00:13:00No. Not yet. Not yet? Can't wait too long. I mean, a woman of your age.
00:13:07Do you have children, Leo? No. But when I find the right woman, I'll make it happen.
00:13:12I always get the job done. Guess that makes me a working man. Thank you for your help.
00:13:19I'm sure Samuel probably needs it a lot more than I do. Maybe. I'm sure it's fine. What did you say
00:13:26the water would be back on? Anytime now. Say, can I get a glass of that? Fine.
00:13:37Oh, and for Samuel, too.
00:13:55Doesn't matter.
00:14:17Very kind of you. Good hostess you are. You know,
00:14:20when your husband gets back into town, we'll be sure to let him know.
00:14:25Tasha, I completely forgot about our yoga date. Well, the nanny cancelled and Larry's at the
00:14:45office, so I'm stuck with little Darren all day. Please tell me you have wine. Of course. Okay,
00:14:51well, you can go right back, baby. Go ahead. Bye. Is Evan home? What is that?
00:15:00A bathroom remodel? Evan never mentioned it. And you just let them in? Silly, I know. He's mad
00:15:07and really strange and clingy. I get this feeling like he's watching me, testing me.
00:15:13He ruined my bolognese. Not the bolognese. Warrior, so you just let them in? He had the
00:15:22paperwork. Evan's signature. Do you know how easy it is to forge a signature? It's literally a few
00:15:27squiggles and a dot. Thanks for reassuring me. I have a lawyer's mind. If it were me,
00:15:37I would have litigated the entire situation until they gave up and left.
00:15:42I think I know how to protect myself.
00:15:47There are lots of ways to protect yourself. Three posts. For instance, when I was back
00:15:53at the firm, I had a lovely client whose mother-in-law died a sudden and excruciating death.
00:15:58My client was wrongfully accused of the matter, but ultimately,
00:16:01I was able to prove that the mother-in-law stabbed herself in the heart.
00:16:06That's incredible. It was incredible. Poor thing just didn't want to survive anymore,
00:16:12but what was really incredible is the trick I learned to get bloodstains on a fabric.
00:16:17Hands hard and center.
00:16:26What is it? It's Evan.
00:16:31It's Evan. This morning when I woke up, Evan was gone. There was no note.
00:16:39His suitcases are still in the closet. Last night he was quiet, but that's not out of the
00:16:44ordinary. Lately, he's been so tired when he gets home from work, I just didn't even think anything
00:16:48of it. Well, maybe he just left for the office early this morning, didn't want to wake you up.
00:16:53I called the office. He's not there. I called his phone.
00:16:57What about his car? It's in the garage.
00:17:03Another woman?
00:17:08The handyman is what's strange. All of a sudden, Evan disappears and this guy just shows up.
00:17:15Do you think maybe he hired the handyman to spy on you or like?
00:17:19I mean, I'm not saying that. Who is this handyman?
00:17:22I just wanted to let you know, we'll be making quite a bit of noise upstairs.
00:17:25Thank you for letting me know. My pleasure. Oh, in case you're wondering,
00:17:33your husband's order came in last Friday. Got an email from directly along with instructions
00:17:38and a deposit. Thank you for letting me know. You girls have fun.
00:17:52When you start taking clients again, you got to start taking their calls.
00:17:55To be honest with you, I think this one might have done it, but maybe his wife bludgeoned
00:17:58herself to death. Will you watch Aaron for me? I need to run to my home office.
00:18:02Hello? I told you, don't fucking talk to anyone. Everything goes through me. I don't care what
00:18:08your wife said. At this point, you might as well be dead. Now you're not even currently.
00:18:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:35Sound great, dude. Oh, hey.
00:18:38That's Evan's violin. What were you doing in our closet?
00:18:41Do you like classical music? Like quartets or orchestra strings or?
00:18:45Stop it.
00:18:46What? You don't like classical music? I mean, my dad always used to tell me,
00:18:50if you don't like music, you're crazy. You have to like classical music.
00:19:03What? Now tell me you like classical music.
00:19:07Were you going through my stuff? Me? No, never.
00:19:12I'm calling your supervisor. You know, he's pretty busy. I wouldn't do that.
00:19:15I memorized the number. I'm warning you, don't do it.
00:19:19You're going to make him mad.
00:19:28Hi, this is your manager speaking. How may I help you?
00:19:31I'd like you to get out of my room. Right in the middle of the job? I don't think
00:19:35so. I mean, the hazards. It's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
00:19:38I will call the police. Really?
00:19:41I will. Okay.
00:19:43What are you going to tell him? That your handyman's fixing the bathroom?
00:19:50Okay. Hey, Sammy.
00:19:57Yeah, boss. Let's go get some lunch, huh?
00:20:00You know, later in the house, she looks like she's going to blow a gasket.
00:20:03Gasket? Isn't that for a car? Oh, hey, Ms. Loeffner.
00:20:09I found these in the pipes. Are these your undies?
00:20:14I swear I wasn't doing anything weird or anything. I just honestly don't like bed.
00:20:19Fine.
00:20:49Hello, is it Evan? Do you know what to do?
00:21:14Evan, it's me. I just wanted to see if you'd be home for dinner.
00:21:16Give me a call when you can.
00:21:33What do we say when a man tries to get you into the van?
00:21:35You smack them in the nuts and take their candy.
00:21:38Damn straight. Hey!
00:21:41I thought you said you were leaving. I said I was taking a break.
00:21:45I'm just giving you a little alone time in the house. You know what I'm talking about.
00:21:58You and the kid are just talking, right? Sharing secrets.
00:22:03You got any secrets you want to share, Darren? I'm taking you home, Darren.
00:22:07Well, you know, that's totally fine. Hey, good talking to you, bud.
00:22:10You know, we're going to make a lot of ruckus up there anyway.
00:22:12Jamming away, in and out, in and out. Real wet stuff.
00:22:17Oh, you're missing a ball. These sets usually come in six, right?
00:22:38Hey, boss, where'd Miss Lopner go?
00:22:41Ah, she'll be back. I'm going to go check on the pipes downstairs. Keep working, all right?
00:22:45You got it, boss.
00:23:10Why don't you just ask him to leave? I did, in a way.
00:23:21I don't understand how you can be so meek having a husband like yours.
00:23:25What do you mean? He's just a shark.
00:23:29Larry told me some stuff about them closing the whole yoke account, and between you and me,
00:23:33let's just say that I do not think you will be jumping at the opportunity to work with him
00:23:37ever again. I'm sorry. It's fine. It's just ugly, mad stuff, you know?
00:24:07I bet you're a good criminal attorney.
00:24:12There are good criminals, and there are good attorneys. A good criminal attorney is really
00:24:16just a good criminal. I didn't know any better. I would say that Evan's doing this on purpose,
00:24:22like to torture you.
00:24:26I'm kidding. Kind of. I mean, he was pretty awful to his other wife.
00:24:30The one that, I don't know if you remember, he did leave for you.
00:24:33It says a lot about someone's character.
00:24:51Hello, old friends. How does she keep that physique with all this junk food?
00:24:58Fats, carbs, sugar, all processed food.
00:25:12Bye, old friends.
00:25:18Just feeling really leafy right now, blowing in the wind.
00:25:22That is positively poetic. I've been thinking about going back to school to be a writer.
00:25:26I just have so much to say. Puns, really.
00:25:34This one's a little dull.
00:25:45Shall we?
00:25:45Always five inches off target. My instructor thinks I need glasses.
00:25:50You ever have fantasies?
00:25:51Um, yeah. Larry and I have this one called Jellyfish, where I wear a huge sun hat covering
00:25:55my eyes and I take a loose towel and I just...
00:25:57No, no, no. Like, muddy, violent, gory, that type of stuff.
00:26:02Oh, you just have to ask if you want to see my crime scene photo library.
00:26:06It's very thrilling.
00:26:07It's part of the reason why I still stay in the job.
00:26:09I've thought about hurting people in a non-sexual way. Although, I don't even know anymore.
00:26:17I feel different, Tasha. I feel rage.
00:26:27Sometimes while Larry's sleeping, I hold a pillow two inches from his head just to see if I'll do it.
00:26:31It's just like a kooky thing to do.
00:26:33It's just like a kooky thing to do.
00:26:35Sometimes while Larry's sleeping, I hold a pillow two inches from his head just to see if I'll do it.
00:26:38It's just like a kooky thing to do.
00:26:41Larry's never caught you?
00:26:42Actually, I think he may have because one time, the day after I went to the salon and came back,
00:26:47Darren had a full-time nanny and my law degree was hanging up in the new office.
00:26:54Don't think. Just throw.
00:27:02Are you sure you haven't been seeing my instructor?
00:27:05I mean, you probably should. He's absolutely gorgeous.
00:27:08Oh, Tasha.
00:27:10What? I just figured that Evan would have you high-heeled and pregnant by now.
00:27:14Men like him can smell perimenopausal from a mile away.
00:27:21It's too late.
00:27:22What? Did Larry ever leave you?
00:27:24My Larry?
00:27:25Oh, God, no. His prenup is not strong enough for that.
00:27:28I should know. I wrote it.
00:27:29You did not.
00:27:31Yep.
00:27:32That's genius.
00:27:34It's survival.
00:27:39Survival.
00:27:41I wish I spoke to you earlier.
00:27:46I adore your knives, Tasha.
00:27:53Hey, Ms. Lauper.
00:27:56It's me, Samuel.
00:27:58Had some free time. I thought I'd clean your pool.
00:28:01Hope you don't mind.
00:28:02What are you doing today?
00:28:05Oh, that's nice.
00:28:08I saw you doing some yoga.
00:28:11I like to do yoga.
00:28:14Well, maybe...
00:28:17Maybe we could go do something sometime.
00:28:23You look like you have a lot of nice clothes. Maybe you like going to the mall?
00:28:27I used to go hang out at the mall and steal pretzels.
00:28:32I don't do that anymore.
00:28:35You make me want to be a better man, Ms. Lauper.
00:28:39I don't know what it is, but every time you walk in a room,
00:28:44you just light the place up, you little firecracker, you.
00:28:47I hope you don't feel embarrassed. I don't.
00:28:51Anyway.
00:28:52I don't.
00:28:53Anyway.
00:28:57Sammy, where the hell are you?
00:28:59Come on, man. We got some work to do.
00:29:04Let's move. We gotta get this tub inside.
00:29:07Come on, boss.
00:29:09Were you and Evan having issues?
00:29:11Like, were you thinking about divorce?
00:29:13No, not at all.
00:29:15I mean, the normal issues that everyone has in their marriages,
00:29:17but nothing that we couldn't work through willingly.
00:29:20Right.
00:29:21All I'm saying is that if you are having issues,
00:29:23if you need a good lawyer, let me know.
00:29:25Because if I know Evan, I know you would have a plan.
00:29:27You wouldn't see it coming, and then suddenly you're left with absolutely nothing
00:29:30after how many years of marriage?
00:29:32Eight? Eight years of marriage and then nothing?
00:29:35I mean, no offense, but you have absolutely no marketable skills.
00:29:39You were a secretary for, what, six months?
00:29:41You did a great job, by the way, but if I were to give you advice,
00:29:44I would say wait two years and get out of the way for life.
00:29:47I waited tables before I worked for Evan.
00:29:51Absolutely not.
00:29:58I should really get back, make sure they haven't imploded my bathroom.
00:30:02Ah, what, what, what, what?
00:30:08Ah.
00:30:09One, two, three, four.
00:30:12Where do you come up with all these numbers?
00:30:13Eighteen, twenty-two.
00:30:15Oh, dang, how many more numbers could there be?
00:30:18What are you doing?
00:30:20Well, we have to store the tub somewhere overnight
00:30:21until we bring it upstairs tomorrow.
00:30:23Hey, Ms. Loeffler, great dress.
00:30:25Really suits you.
00:30:28Just bring the tub upstairs if you're going to bring it inside the house.
00:30:31See, the problem is we brought the tub up now,
00:30:33it would fall right through the floor.
00:30:34See, we had to rip up all the tiles and the subflooring to get to the plumbing.
00:30:38Before we bring anything as heavy as this tub,
00:30:40we're going to have to lay down the subfloor and then do all the tiling.
00:30:44And how long is that going to take?
00:30:46Days, maybe weeks.
00:30:48Look, we at Community Construction do everything safely.
00:30:51Are you even a contractor?
00:30:52Are you legally authorized to do this type of work?
00:30:55I can't believe you even asked me that.
00:30:57Do I not look smart enough to be a contractor?
00:30:59That's not what I said.
00:31:01Because I'm not.
00:31:04I'm a handyman, jack of all trades.
00:31:06Oh, hey, Ms. Loeffler, what's your birthday?
00:31:09Stop that!
00:31:11Sorry.
00:31:12Look, if you want to stop, just open up the garage.
00:31:15No one is going in the garage.
00:31:18Fine, then we'll just leave the tub in the driveway.
00:31:20I'm sure your neighbors in the HOA would love that.
00:31:23I will deal with the HOA.
00:31:25Just leave the tub in the driveway and turn on my water.
00:31:28Your wish is my command.
00:31:32Hey, boss, what's HOA?
00:31:36Homeowners Association, Sammy.
00:31:39What's that?
00:31:40I bet you got some big-ticket items in there.
00:31:42Maybe, like, a classic car, maybe a two-seater like a Mustang.
00:31:45Something your husband takes out on the weekend to fill the wind in his hair.
00:31:49The water?
00:31:49I wonder what kind of car is in there.
00:31:51Or is it with him?
00:31:52Yes.
00:31:53I thought he was on a flight.
00:31:55Yes, the car is in the shop.
00:31:57No, I mean, which one is it, Janet?
00:31:58Is it in the shop at the airport or with you guys?
00:32:00Don't call me that.
00:32:02What, Janet?
00:32:03I prefer that we keep things formal.
00:32:05You know, I gotta say, I didn't expect this from you.
00:32:07I mean, we have so much history together.
00:32:09Making bolognese, male bonding with Darren.
00:32:11I'd like you to turn the water back on and go.
00:32:15Is that what you really want?
00:32:17Yes.
00:32:19Well, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:32:21But I just want to make sure that's exactly what you want.
00:32:23Because if I turn this lever on, right,
00:32:26well, you're just gonna have flooding all through the house.
00:32:28I mean, it's a lot of unconnected pipes up there.
00:32:32Well, how long is it gonna take for you to connect the pipes then?
00:32:37I don't know.
00:32:38You'll have one hour to connect the pipes,
00:32:40and then I want my water back on, and I want you to go.
00:32:43No, you know, that's not a problem, Janet.
00:32:46Sorry, Mrs. Lawther.
00:32:47At Carrillo Construction, we aim to please.
00:33:08So
00:33:39I don't know what to say.
00:33:48It hasn't stopped you yet.
00:33:50You know, you're real funny.
00:33:53Yes, I'm all jokes.
00:33:55Just out of patience.
00:33:56Oh, well, there I am upstairs clanging away at the pipes.
00:33:59And I hear the music getting louder and louder and louder.
00:34:03And then I realized you're just trying to drown me out.
00:34:06And?
00:34:08Well, I came to apologize.
00:34:13You did?
00:34:14Of course.
00:34:14I mean, I don't want to be a nuisance, right?
00:34:18I'm just doing my job.
00:34:19That's what we do, me and you.
00:34:21I mean, I fix bathrooms, and you, well, you do this.
00:34:27I want your home to be a sanctuary, right?
00:34:30A place where you feel safe.
00:34:31I mean, in these days, with everything going on,
00:34:35there's some fucking crazy people out there.
00:34:36No telling what they'll do.
00:34:40Like what?
00:34:41What would they do?
00:34:43Now, check this out.
00:34:43I saw their story the other day, right?
00:34:45This guy breaks into a home while the family's sleeping.
00:34:49He ties them up in the living room.
00:34:50He takes a box cutter, cuts all their hair off, right down to the scalp.
00:34:54He shoves it in their mouth.
00:34:58And then what happened?
00:34:59Well, then he slits their throat.
00:35:01Sets them up on the couch.
00:35:02All of them.
00:35:03TV on, while watching the game show channel.
00:35:08I mean, no rhyme or reason.
00:35:10I mean, people these days, it's like they want to get caught.
00:35:12It's like, almost like it's an art form.
00:35:16Right here.
00:35:21Try this side.
00:35:34Tell me, tell me how crazy it is.
00:35:48Almost like it's an art form.
00:35:52Huge bloody mess, right?
00:35:53I mean...
00:35:53Hey, boss.
00:35:59I just loaded the truck.
00:36:01Faces.
00:36:02Oh, water's on.
00:36:05Check it.
00:36:05Yep, there you go.
00:36:06Thanks, Sammy.
00:36:07Yep, goes on and off.
00:36:09See you, dad.
00:36:10We'll be back tomorrow at 10 to install your tub.
00:36:14I'm a slopper.
00:36:1710 a.m.?
00:36:18All you said we could sleep in tomorrow.
00:36:20How you can sleep when you're dead, Sam?
00:36:22You can try my fucking tub.
00:37:01So...
00:37:25Answer me, please.
00:37:27All right, you answer.
00:37:31All right.
00:37:49Hello?
00:37:51My husband's away on business and I'm here all alone.
00:37:54I think someone's in the house.
00:37:57I'm a 23.
00:38:01No, no.
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00:38:19I'm in a lot of trouble.
00:38:21I need a tub.
00:38:23I need a tub.
00:38:53Nothing.
00:39:04They're the healthiest thing you can eat,
00:39:06except a lot of people unintentionally add calories with some of the ingredients they use,
00:39:11especially in the United States.
00:39:12I mean, the ingredients are just trash.
00:39:15That's why I like that you use the veggies,
00:39:17even though I didn't suggest it because,
00:39:19you know, they got the minerals, vitamins, you get your fiber.
00:39:23You know what would be good with this?
00:39:25Ah, dang, I wish we hadn't eaten already.
00:39:27Because we could have added some oats.
00:39:29But not just any oats, you don't want the sugary ones.
00:39:32You want the ones with, like...
00:39:34Still cut.
00:39:35Still cut.
00:39:36Oh, hey, Ms. Lopper.
00:39:38Morning, sleepyhead.
00:39:40I was wondering when you were going to get up.
00:39:43What is going on here?
00:39:45Well, we came in and saw you still sleeping,
00:39:47so, you know, we came in and made off with you.
00:39:49You want something? We got extra.
00:39:51How did you get in my house?
00:39:53Well, the door was open.
00:39:55At least lock the doors.
00:39:56I mean, you'd think you'd have some sort of security.
00:39:58I did, and I do.
00:40:00Hmm, that's strange.
00:40:02Because there weren't.
00:40:03You should probably get that looked at.
00:40:05You said you'd be here at ten.
00:40:07Ten? I'd never say ten.
00:40:08He'd never say ten.
00:40:09I mean, hell, day's already halfway gone by ten.
00:40:12I mean, only lazy people stay in bed until eight or nine.
00:40:15I mean, this is not a bad opening.
00:40:19Do you mind?
00:40:20Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Lopper.
00:40:23You know, if I had slow sheets, I'd sleep with a noob, too.
00:40:26It just feels so good and cozy on the skin, right?
00:40:37Hmm, I guess she's not a morning person.
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00:42:18You are!
00:42:21Yeah, no, that's not me.
00:42:26What is this?
00:42:27Oh, that. I found that. I just thought it would look cool.
00:42:37Just tell me how you came to be at my house. Who sent you here?
00:42:40Like I said, your husband sent me an email along with a deposit.
00:42:45And I'm telling you, this paperwork says he did not.
00:42:48Then why don't you go ask him then?
00:42:53Still no.
00:42:55Guess I'll just give him another call then, huh?
00:43:04No.
00:43:06No answer again?
00:43:08You know, I have a theory.
00:43:12Bear with me here. My friends think I'm clairvoyant.
00:43:14I think that your husband went to work one day.
00:43:20Just never came home.
00:43:22Now you sit here in this big old house, alone, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
00:43:30Maybe he had a mistress.
00:43:33Maybe she's younger than you.
00:43:36Prettier. Not that you're not pretty.
00:43:38But your husband, he's a big businessman.
00:43:40I see him in the papers all the time.
00:43:43So he takes off with this woman, right?
00:43:46And now you're wondering, what's in it for me? What do I get?
00:43:49You get a big fat nothing. That's what you fucking get.
00:43:53How did you know my husband drove a Mercedes?
00:43:56He drove past it.
00:44:00That's interesting.
00:44:03I will ask you one more time.
00:44:07How did you come to be at my house?
00:44:14You let me in, Mrs. Lawther.
00:44:19In your house, you gave me cash.
00:44:22Cash?
00:44:23Yeah.
00:44:24Showed up personally, dropped it off to me.
00:44:26In this real nice Mercedes.
00:44:28In this real nice Mercedes.
00:44:33No, he wouldn't.
00:44:35He wouldn't, I guarantee you he would not.
00:44:37I don't know. Rich people like you.
00:44:39Plenty of cash laying around in this empty house.
00:44:42You want to know how I knew?
00:44:44How?
00:44:46Well, he's laundering it through me.
00:44:49He gave me a couple stacks.
00:44:50All I had to do was give him a couple dummy invoices.
00:44:52Claiming he had paid a lot more for it.
00:44:54But even after the renovation, I still come out ahead.
00:44:58The renovation?
00:45:01That's not...
00:45:10Oh wow, I see it now.
00:45:12Oh my God.
00:45:13I can't believe I didn't see it.
00:45:15What?
00:45:16What do you see?
00:45:18This whole time I thought Janet was the little innocent one.
00:45:22But she's been in on it.
00:45:25But not on this one.
00:45:29And now she's wondering what else has he left her out on.
00:45:33And now your husband seems to have disappeared.
00:45:36He's on a work trip.
00:45:37A work trip, yeah, sure.
00:45:38You keep saying that.
00:45:40A work trip, work trip, work trip, work trip.
00:45:42Shit, if I didn't know where he was, I'd probably say the same thing.
00:45:46Or maybe you do know where he is.
00:45:52Either way, it seems like there's a lot of cash out there.
00:45:54Or in here.
00:45:56That needs to be cleaned.
00:45:59I'm feeling, I'm feeling kind of dirty myself.
00:46:03You're gonna have to get used to me, partner.
00:46:27Hey Sam.
00:46:31Hey Sam!
00:46:34Hey Sam!
00:46:37Hey Sam!
00:46:40Hey Sam!
00:46:42Who the fuck's that sledgehammer?
00:46:44I need to bring this wall down ASAP, chop chop!
00:46:49Hey boss.
00:46:50There's no sledgehammer out there.
00:46:52Well we forgot about it.
00:46:53What did I do?
00:46:54Get out of my house.
00:46:55Get razors?
00:46:56They slice like butter.
00:46:57Like I said, you better get used to this face.
00:46:58You're not in control anymore, Janet.
00:46:59Now I'm going to give you a little breather.
00:47:00Consider your options.
00:47:01When I come back with sledgehammers, you can tell us where the money is.
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00:47:03Consider your options.
00:47:04When I come back with sledgehammers, you can tell us where the money is.
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00:51:39I can't get it behind her, man.
00:51:41Yeah, she fucking lost it.
00:51:43She fucking lost it.
00:51:45I was about to open the fucking shower.
00:51:47She fucking comes up behind me.
00:51:49And I fucking, I wake up here like this, man.
00:51:51I fucking wake up here like this.
00:51:55What are you doing?
00:51:56Come on, get me out of here.
00:51:57I've been here for fucking days.
00:51:58Get me the fuck out of here.
00:52:00Leo, hello?
00:52:01Take this shit off me.
00:52:02Get me the fuck out of here.
00:52:03This is insane.
00:52:04What the fuck are you doing here anyway, man?
00:52:10Wait, wait, that's what all that racket was up there?
00:52:15You're ripping up my bathroom?
00:52:18You're ripping up my bathroom?
00:52:19You didn't even bother to ask where the fuck I was?
00:52:23Unbelievable.
00:52:26You came to steal my car.
00:52:28You came to steal my fucking car
00:52:30after everything I've done for you.
00:52:31You came here to steal my fucking car?
00:52:35What have you done for me?
00:52:36Are you fucking kidding me?
00:52:38I plucked you out of a goddamn fucking strip mall
00:52:40and I gave you a fucking golden ticket.
00:52:43I gave you 45 grand to do whatever the fuck you want.
00:52:46All I wanted was an invoice for 300 grand.
00:52:48That's 50%, that's a fucking good deal.
00:52:51You didn't even have to touch my fucking bathroom.
00:52:53You paid me to redo the bathroom.
00:52:55I paid you to say you redid the bathroom, you fuckwit.
00:52:59Oh my God.
00:53:00Oh Jesus.
00:53:01What'd you do anyway?
00:53:02What'd you do anyway?
00:53:03Where'd you put a fucking cloth atop it there?
00:53:07I don't have it installed in there.
00:53:09That's fucking priceless.
00:53:11She fucking hates cloth atops.
00:53:17She has no appreciation for any kind of classic beauty.
00:53:20She wanted to put laminate floors in her living room
00:53:23that look like wood.
00:53:24I mean, that's fucking ridiculous.
00:53:26Just get the wood.
00:53:27Get the fucking wood.
00:53:28You can afford the wood.
00:53:29We can afford the fucking wood.
00:53:30You get the wood.
00:53:33Okay.
00:53:34All right, look.
00:53:36Here's what's gonna happen.
00:53:37Okay, you're gonna get me out of here
00:53:38and you're gonna get all the business you want for life.
00:53:40Okay?
00:53:41You won't even have to lose a finger for it.
00:53:42I want it all.
00:53:44What?
00:53:45I said I want it all.
00:53:48You what?
00:53:48Are you fucking high?
00:53:49You want it all?
00:53:50No, buddy, no.
00:53:51You're gonna draw a very nice income
00:53:52doing jobs that don't even exist, okay?
00:53:54And you're gonna supply me with all the invoices
00:53:56that I want.
00:53:57I don't think you're in any position to negotiate.
00:54:01Oh, really?
00:54:02Well, you're still sitting right here in front of me
00:54:04in my own fucking house.
00:54:05Yeah, yeah, your house.
00:54:06It's nice.
00:54:07It's nice.
00:54:08Maybe you'll get to enjoy it if you hand everything over.
00:54:14You're a fucking prince, man.
00:54:16You're a fucking genius, man.
00:54:18Keep it down.
00:54:19I'm sorry, you want me to keep it down?
00:54:20Yeah, keep it fucking down.
00:54:22You think you can come in here
00:54:25with your fucking dirty hair
00:54:26and your fucking plunges of toilet routine
00:54:27and you tell me to hand over cash
00:54:30from a billion dollar empire
00:54:32in which I am one of many cars
00:54:33and you're gonna walk out of here with clean hands.
00:54:35You think that's gonna happen, right?
00:54:37You don't have any understanding of the complexities
00:54:39of having the kind of money that I have
00:54:41and knowing where to store it
00:54:42and the fucking security systems that have to be in place.
00:54:44I don't have any fucking clue.
00:54:46And you really think that my bosses
00:54:48who would fucking stub you out
00:54:50like I'm getting stale cigar,
00:54:52you think they're fucking idiots.
00:54:53It doesn't happen like that, buddy.
00:54:56Well, then how does it work?
00:54:57Crash course me.
00:54:58And you take all that I have,
00:54:59my bosses are not gonna be very happy with you.
00:55:02You become my cog, we both get what we want.
00:55:05So if you want that car, you fucking take the car.
00:55:08The keys are in the kitchen, they're on a hook.
00:55:10Take it.
00:55:16I'm not a cog.
00:55:19So I want everything.
00:55:22You're serious.
00:55:23You're fucking serious.
00:55:25You want everything.
00:55:26You're serious.
00:55:28You're fucking serious.
00:55:32Janet.
00:55:33Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:55:35Janet.
00:55:38Keep your eyes in line.
00:55:39You're gonna fuck him this time.
00:55:41You're gonna get fucking money.
00:55:43You're gonna get fucking money.
00:55:45You hear me?
00:55:46Come on, Jake.
00:55:47Come on, Jake.
00:55:49Come on, Jake, run.
00:55:50Come on, Jake, run, run.
00:55:53Come on, Jake.
00:55:55Come on, Jake.
00:55:56Let me in.
00:55:56Oh.
00:55:57Oh.
00:55:58Oh.
00:55:59Oh.
00:56:00Where do you think you're going?
00:56:02Huh?
00:56:03It's just you and me now.
00:56:06Knock it, Cabernet, you fucking peasant.
00:56:10Fuck you, now what?
00:56:14There it is.
00:56:15Eek-a-boo.
00:56:16Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:17Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:18Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:19Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:19Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:20Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:21Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:22Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:23Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:24Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:25Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:25Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:26Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:27Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:28Ha, ha, ha.
00:56:29Come on, Janet.
00:56:30Come on, this way, Janet.
00:56:32Ow.
00:56:33Come on.
00:56:34No, no, no.
00:56:34Watch.
00:56:35There's money, Janet.
00:56:37Come on.
00:56:38No.
00:56:39Come on.
00:56:40No.
00:56:40Oh, fuck.
00:56:41No.
00:56:42Come on.
00:56:43No.
00:56:44No.
00:56:45No.
00:56:45No.
00:56:46No.
00:56:47No.
00:56:48No.
00:56:49Fucking bitch.
00:56:50No.
00:56:51No.
00:56:52No.
00:56:53No.
00:56:53No.
00:56:54No.
00:56:55No.
00:56:56No.
00:56:57No.
00:56:58Come on.
00:56:58Let's go.
00:57:00Come on.
00:57:02I tried to be nice.
00:57:04Janet.
00:57:07What?
00:57:08What is your fucking problem, huh?
00:57:11Why didn't you just tell me where the fuck the money is,
00:57:13huh?
00:57:13I'm fucking tired.
00:57:15Janet, where the fuck is the money?
00:57:18Where the fuck's the money, huh?
00:57:20Where the fuck's the money?
00:57:21Where the fuck's the money?
00:57:23Ah.
00:57:23Ah.
00:57:24Ah.
00:57:25Ah.
00:57:26Ah.
00:57:27Ah.
00:57:28Bitch.
00:57:30Fuck you.
00:57:35Come on, Janet.
00:57:36Come on, Janet, huh?
00:57:38Where are you, Janet?
00:57:41Huh?
00:57:42Where are you, Janet?
00:57:43Come on.
00:57:47Janet.
00:57:48Oh, there you are.
00:57:50I can hear you.
00:57:51Janet.
00:57:54Oh, Janet.
00:58:00Ah.
00:58:09Ugh.
00:58:13Ah.
00:58:15Oh.
00:58:17Ah.
00:58:18Ah.
00:58:19Ah.
00:58:22Agh.
00:58:23Ah.
00:58:26Agh.
00:58:57I think it would be best if I explained it to you in person.
00:59:21Okay, got it.
00:59:22Yeah.
00:59:54You are acting very strange.
00:59:58And what happened to your eye?
01:00:00We're friends, right?
01:00:02Of course.
01:00:03Westmount HOA for Life.
01:00:05What's good for the neighborhood is what's good for all of us.
01:00:08I'd like to hire you.
01:00:10In the lawyer leave capacity.
01:00:12Okay, of course.
01:00:14How much?
01:00:15Well, I don't want to underserve my services, so we'll start with a dollar.
01:00:18For now.
01:00:19And then once I assess the damage, we can reassess.
01:00:22Plus hundreds.
01:00:23Okay.
01:00:26I have to show you something.
01:00:31What I'm about to show you isn't pretty, but it was necessary.
01:00:36I prefer pretty, but as a lawyer I understand necessity.
01:00:40Okay, who else knows about this?
01:00:53Just you.
01:01:00What do you think?
01:01:02Let's get a drink.
01:01:11So, the handyman broke into your house.
01:01:13He just seemed so interested in the garage.
01:01:16I thought maybe for a second he knew, but I think he only knew about Evan's business dealings or whatever.
01:01:22And Evan was going to leave you for another woman?
01:01:24For a 22-year-old and take everything just like what you said.
01:01:27I thought maybe for a moment yesterday when you were talking about it that you knew, but...
01:01:31Well, I wouldn't say I'm clairvoyant, but I definitely have a sensitivity to things.
01:01:36That is so strange.
01:01:38That is exactly what Leah said to me yesterday.
01:01:41The handyman?
01:01:43Uh-huh.
01:01:46Back to Evan.
01:01:48So, he was going to leave me to deal with the consequences from his business partners, and as you know, that was not going to end well for me.
01:01:54I've made dinner for them. They're not nice men.
01:01:56I'm sure they're not.
01:01:57They're not good people.
01:01:58No, you'd be dead.
01:02:01So we were playing croquet, and I was waiting for him to tell me, just come clean.
01:02:06And he didn't.
01:02:07And then he went to go shower, and I went through his phone.
01:02:10And I saw everything.
01:02:12So I grabbed the nearest thing to me.
01:02:17I had him over the head many times with this.
01:02:21And dragged him to the garage in a shower curtain.
01:02:24A shower curtain?
01:02:25Who still uses those?
01:02:26From the maid's room.
01:02:27But to protect the floors.
01:02:28Obviously, right.
01:02:29And you cleaned the entire bathroom. Linens, clothes, everything.
01:02:32I bleached everything.
01:02:34Except for this.
01:02:35Come on.
01:02:36We'll take care of that.
01:02:37You know I didn't want to hurt Evan. You understand that, right?
01:02:41Of course. I knew you didn't want to hurt him.
01:02:44You wanted him to stay.
01:02:47Yeah.
01:02:49Sweetheart, I hate to break it to you, but what's going on in the garage isn't easy to overcome in a marriage.
01:02:56I know.
01:02:57And I don't want to be the one to say it, but if somebody has to, you can't keep them in there forever.
01:03:05That's why I called you.
01:03:07I need your advice.
01:03:09Well, I think that the only logical thing to do is...
01:03:13You know...
01:03:15I just didn't want it to come down to that.
01:03:17I know you didn't.
01:03:18My poor Janet.
01:03:19My poor baby.
01:03:20I feel for you.
01:03:22I do.
01:03:25But now is probably the time for me to go over my fees.
01:03:28This will certainly be taking up a great deal of my mental and emotional headspace.
01:03:32I'm thinking maybe around $100,000, $500 an hour as a retainer.
01:03:37The friends and family discount?
01:03:39Of course.
01:03:40We really are friends, aren't we?
01:03:41Yes.
01:03:44Of course.
01:03:45In cash, though.
01:03:46Obviously. You do keep that in the house, right?
01:03:53I was wondering about that old microwave. It reads very TV dinner people.
01:03:58100th.
01:04:00Wonderful.
01:04:01I feel better already.
01:04:02Money, money, money.
01:04:03Like I can do my...
01:04:04No, no, no.
01:04:05We do not play with money in other people's houses.
01:04:07Just in our own house, okay?
01:04:09What?
01:04:10There's a man outside.
01:04:11There's a man outside?
01:04:13There's a man outside.
01:04:21Who is that?
01:04:25Shit.
01:04:27Samuel?
01:04:28It's Lopper.
01:04:31Shit, sorry.
01:04:34Leo called last night and said whatever you guys were fighting about got fixed.
01:04:38And I should meet him here.
01:04:40So that's why I'm here.
01:04:42If you're wondering why I'm here.
01:04:44What are you wondering why I'm here?
01:04:45Samuel, right?
01:04:46Leo, he left.
01:04:47We actually decided we were going to go with another contractor.
01:04:50He didn't tell you?
01:04:52What?
01:04:53Damn.
01:04:54No.
01:04:56I wish you would have because I...
01:04:58I don't know.
01:04:59I had to take the bus all the way here.
01:05:01And then I had to walk a mile and a half.
01:05:03And I got lost.
01:05:04And my blood sugar is all messed up right now.
01:05:07You got anything to eat?
01:05:08Because like my fuel tank is running on empty over here.
01:05:11I don't.
01:05:12I don't.
01:05:13But you should really go home.
01:05:14I'm sure we could find him a sandwich.
01:05:16Wait.
01:05:17You got like a phone or something I could use to call for a ride?
01:05:21Do you have a phone?
01:05:22Well, no.
01:05:23Not since I got out of the pen.
01:05:24Leo was real nice hiring me.
01:05:25Not many people give an ex-con a chance.
01:05:27Oh.
01:05:28You hear that, Janet?
01:05:29He has no phone or GPS and he's an ex-con.
01:05:31Poor thing.
01:05:33Oh, thanks.
01:05:34I guess.
01:05:35I didn't do anything.
01:05:36I'm being honest to God real with you.
01:05:37I really am.
01:05:38They got me for too many unpaid parking tickets if you could believe that.
01:05:42That is just awful.
01:05:43I'm going to write a letter.
01:05:44Yeah, you should because you know what?
01:05:45The food inside, it comes from like all these big old companies that distribute food to
01:05:50like airlines and stadiums and schools and all that stuff.
01:05:54Airlines?
01:05:55Even first class?
01:05:56Alright, so you have no family, friends, girlfriend, anyone?
01:05:59Well...
01:06:01No.
01:06:02Not really.
01:06:03You know someone?
01:06:05You single?
01:06:07No.
01:06:08Here.
01:06:09Oh, nice.
01:06:10It's a pretty far.
01:06:12We really should get him that sandwich.
01:06:14Inside.
01:06:18Who are you calling?
01:06:20Hey, yo.
01:06:21Who else?
01:06:25Oh, Keith.
01:06:26You might as well put the phone in the garage.
01:06:27We'll go grab it for you and I'll call you a cab when we get back.
01:06:30Okay?
01:06:31One second.
01:06:34Oh.
01:06:37Listen, I know this isn't what you want to hear, but Samuel has to stay here.
01:06:40He's a loose end that must be cut off.
01:06:42I see this all the time with my clients.
01:06:44They think they're in the clear and then one person with a little too much information
01:06:47steps up for a reward.
01:06:49But he said I have a nice BMI.
01:06:51You do.
01:06:52You have a great BMI.
01:06:53It's perfect.
01:06:55But this is the messy part.
01:06:57I saw the obiquofit tub in the driveway.
01:06:58Oh, that tub.
01:07:00I find that type of design unappealing.
01:07:02I can't imagine why everyone would want that for our bathroom.
01:07:05Despite you.
01:07:06But I think we can use it in our favor now.
01:07:08Darren!
01:07:09Mommy's taking out the trash!
01:07:19Oh.
01:07:20Oh.
01:07:21Oh.
01:07:22Oh.
01:07:23Oh.
01:07:24Oh.
01:07:25Oh.
01:07:26Oh.
01:07:27Oh.
01:07:28Oh.
01:07:29Oh.
01:07:30Oh.
01:07:31Oh.
01:07:32Oh.
01:07:33Oh.
01:07:34Oh.
01:07:35Oh.
01:07:36Oh.
01:07:37Oh.
01:07:38Oh.
01:07:39Oh.
01:07:40Oh.
01:07:41Oh.
01:07:42Oh.
01:07:43Oh.
01:07:44Oh.
01:07:45Oh.
01:07:46Oh.
01:07:47Oh.
01:07:48Oh.
01:07:49Oh.
01:07:50Oh.
01:07:51Oh.
01:07:52Oh.
01:07:54Ready?
01:07:55Have you ever done this before?
01:07:56No, but I have no less than ten clients who have done it.
01:07:58Really?
01:08:00It's not that difficult.
01:08:01It's where you write all the chemical deals.
01:08:03That's great.
01:08:05Anything they can do, we can do better.
01:08:09Now.
01:08:10It's quite hard to dispose of a body in totality, but much easier to do so in increments.
01:08:16More money?
01:08:17Yes, so do you have a drink left in the back?
01:08:19Yes upstairs great because as soon as we saw through his aorta, there's gonna be a time
01:09:17This really is effective
01:09:47Oh
01:10:17Oh
01:10:47Oh
01:11:17I
01:11:43Feel like you really need
01:11:45This is just like so stressed, you know, I hate to sit here but the tub it's growing on me
01:11:52Yeah, I mean the amount of liquid that it held
01:11:54In the edge. It feels nice in my arm. Yeah
01:12:00Yeah
01:12:15Request
01:12:27Mr. Wallaby, I told you do not contact me unless it's on the burner phone always burn never bury
01:12:33This is taking so much longer than what I expected. Yeah, we're getting there step-by-step
01:12:52Do you want anything from P Street Cafe if I don't think Daria's chicken nuggets have a freaking meltdown
01:12:57Give me a ranch and conch salad, but hold the dressing all the stuff with Samuel
01:13:05Putting my health into context
01:13:10Because this blood points my warranty, I'm gonna fucking flip out
01:13:14By the way, can you believe that these work on your phone with touchscreen? It's pretty fantastic
01:13:21You ready to start number two
01:13:26I
01:13:57Oh my god, I didn't even think of it at first well depends you want to have more or less mercy for Evan
01:14:14We're married for nearly a decade
01:14:17Fucking decades since my wedding
01:14:20So then do Evan first fast rip it off like a band-aid fast fast our boots coming to you so
01:14:27All right
01:14:30Ready
01:14:41Yeah, oh
01:14:42Absolutely more like to the left and then make sure when you do it you do really hard because you don't want to have
01:14:47to do this a bunch of times
01:14:49I'm trying if there's anything else just a lot of force definitely use your forearm if it doesn't just keep it out of here
01:14:55Oh my gosh, I'm sorry guys. I'm so sorry
01:14:58I'm sorry
01:15:09Hi Evan
01:15:12I
01:15:24Have treasured our time together
01:15:27From the first moment. I saw you and you said that's an ass. I could see myself marrying. I knew that we'd be together
01:15:33We had a true partnership I trusted you and then you betrayed that trust and I hope that you understand
01:15:41I had
01:15:44No, I had no choice
01:15:51Evan you always had the most beautiful bedroom eyes and I'll never forget when you cried on our wedding night
01:15:58And then the stock market rallied and we had the most beautiful reception
01:16:02Absolutely delicious canapes at the reception. By the way, I told Larry that I wish we had those. Thank you so much
01:16:08I
01:16:09Loved all of our vacations together. I adore the fact that you got me for our last anniversary and the earrings on Easter
01:16:16And I mean the tennis bracelet, it's kind of old-fashioned and it's not really my taste
01:16:20But I know that you were trying and I really do appreciate that
01:16:29Guess you should say something now
01:16:31I
01:16:44Thought it's fucked up bitch, there's fucking blood everywhere from a dismembered fucking body. I
01:16:50Worked out every day for you. I told every inch of my body. Do you know how difficult bar is?
01:16:57I
01:16:59Decorated this entire house impeccably, by the way, I hired and fired all of the staff
01:17:05I held up my end of the deal
01:17:09You just got a hold. Okay, you just got a hold. Okay, and then you have an awful sense of design. I'm sorry
01:17:15The top it's fucking ugly and only
01:17:18like you
01:17:21It's awful that it took looks like like a Parisian Street that bumps piss on its fucking
01:17:29Oh
01:17:59Oh
01:18:29Oh
01:18:59Oh
01:19:29Oh
01:19:50Do you think he's dead
01:19:57Just move over again
01:19:59Fuck
01:20:09Hey, I
01:20:14Was wrong and you were right and I'm really sorry that it came down to this
01:20:21I
01:20:26Owe you a huge. Thank you
01:20:33Because that top is gonna look fucking amazing in my house
01:20:39It was an absolute pleasure
01:20:51Oh
01:21:03My god
01:21:06Are you we've never been better
01:21:11Look they dress the salad
01:21:14I'm gonna fucking kill someone
01:21:16That's what it said on the ticket
01:21:18drip salad dressed
01:21:21Oh
01:21:41Whoa
01:21:43You
01:21:50Okay
01:21:53You go ahead I'm gonna check on something
01:21:58Okay
01:22:13You