Aired (September 8, 2024): Hindi kineri ni ate mo Jennie na matawa at maibuga ang tubig sa bibig niya dahil sa mabentang jokes ni lola mo Beki Velo!
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00:00Tawang Simpla Make Me Laugh Challenge!
00:07So, it's better if we introduce our contestants first.
00:11There's no time lag.
00:14But if the opponent is her ex-husband.
00:18Ouch!
00:19I think I know this Makati guy.
00:22Congratulations in advance.
00:24Contestant number one, come in!
00:31Hi!
00:32Hi!
00:35I may not be beautiful.
00:37I may not be tall.
00:39And I may not be good at singing.
00:42But I am K!
00:44What is K?
00:45Kakaibabe, to your acquaintances.
00:49I'm Mary Gabrielle, first runner-up of The Clash Season 3.
00:53Wow!
00:55She has something to say.
00:57Contestant number one and our second contestant.
01:01She is often mistaken for OG Diaz.
01:07She is a great singer and also a grinder.
01:13She's not just a singer, she's also a grinder.
01:17Contestant number two, come in!
01:24Wow, I really look like OG Diaz.
01:27I'm Baklash Eko.
01:29Oh, wait.
01:30I'm Eko.
01:32To complete it, Baklash Eko.
01:34I'm a baklash that doesn't trash.
01:36I fight for trash because I need cash.
01:39And like what you said, I look like OG Diaz.
01:41I believe in the saying,
01:43that in times of social media,
01:45you shouldn't fail so that you won't be sued by a cyber libel.
01:48There!
01:51Thank you very much, contestant number two.
01:53And here's our third contestant.
01:55She says she's a hobby of making retakes.
01:58But because of her beauty, you can't say anything.
02:01Is that true?
02:04Let's welcome contestant number three!
02:11Hi, best friends!
02:12This is Becky Velo, your comic impersonator.
02:15I'm a doctor that looks like a patient.
02:19And she believes in the saying,
02:21that not all good things come to those who are beautiful.
02:24If you're not beautiful, well, I'm sorry.
02:29I'm sorry.
02:32In fairness to Madonna,
02:33and last but definitely not the least,
02:35the woman chased by dentists,
02:39there's no other than Dental Diva,
02:41contestant number four!
02:45There!
02:48Hi, best friends!
02:50I don't need to introduce myself anymore,
02:52because my smile is already enough.
02:55There!
02:57That's true, your smile is already enough.
03:00And now, welcome to Tawang Timpla, guys!
03:03Thank you!
03:04Thank you very much.
03:05The big question is, do you know what you put in?
03:10And how will our contest run tonight?
03:13Each of you will be given, of course,
03:16two minutes to make the three contestants laugh.
03:21But the catch is, they have water in their mouths.
03:25That's crazy!
03:26That will happen for the first time on national TV.
03:29If you spill the water,
03:32you'll get 10 points for making them laugh.
03:35If it's just a sneeze, maybe 9 points.
03:39If you make the three contestants laugh,
03:41you'll get 30 points.
03:43The two with the highest points
03:46will face each other in the finals.
03:49We have a final round, right?
03:51Are you ready, guys?
03:53Yes, we're ready.
03:55And of course, we'll reveal the prize later, right?
04:02And one more question,
04:03who do you think will not sell their jokes?
04:05Just the truth.
04:07Emotionally,
04:08because if you're emotional, you'll lose your humor.
04:13Are you expecting us?
04:15Spell emotional.
04:16Good luck, guys.
04:20And of course,
04:21the order will be alphabetical.
04:25You should reverse it.
04:27Do you want me to reverse it?
04:29No, it should be alphabetical.
04:31So first, letter A.
04:33Who's A?
04:35None.
04:37Super Akla is not here.
04:39It's Becky Velociraptor.
04:43And the three of you who are not here,
04:45please sit down.
04:46Becky, my friend,
04:48please go back to your seat.
04:51You have a reveal.
04:53It's like someone will change my look.
04:56If you're ready,
04:57Becky, please give a thumbs up.
05:00She's so tall.
05:01I'll sit here.
05:02And of course,
05:03guys,
05:04please put water in your mouths.
05:06Come on.
05:07It should be full.
05:08She's a genius.
05:10She hasn't done anything yet.
05:11Relax.
05:12She's a genius.
05:16Okay, let me see if there's water.
05:19There is.
05:20Don't spit it out.
05:21It should be full.
05:22Okay.
05:23Becky, your timer.
05:25Two minutes start now.
05:32Hi, this is Becky Velo as a doctor.
05:34I have a new product to promote to you.
05:38Breast Augmentation
05:39but not invasive and non-surgery.
05:42This is actually playable and removable
05:44not only for yourself
05:45but also for your friends.
05:47You can play with it.
05:48Yes, this is what you call a stress-free ball.
05:50That's what we call it.
05:51Yay!
05:54Yay!
05:56Yay!
05:57Shout out to your friends who can play with it.
05:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:01One more time.
06:03Yay!
06:07And also I can
06:08I can also be a magician for a while.
06:10Do you want my mustache to come out
06:12by thinking?
06:13How?
06:141, 2, 3
06:151, 2, 3
06:161, 2, 3
06:17Yay!
06:23Oh, you can't laugh yet?
06:25Wait a minute.
06:26The water is coming out of your mouth.
06:28Wait a minute.
06:32Out!
06:33Jenny!
06:34Jenny, out!
06:35There are only two left.
06:39You can do it.
06:40Go!
06:41You don't want to laugh?
06:42Okay.
06:45She doesn't want to laugh.
06:47You can come closer.
06:48Show it.
06:49If you want to show it.
06:50There.
06:52Take it out.
06:53This is bigger.
06:57You can't touch it.
06:58You just have to show it.
07:00Just show it.
07:01I don't care.
07:0220 seconds left.
07:0320 seconds left.
07:04You really don't want to laugh?
07:06Okay.
07:09There.
07:11You look like Sue.
07:12Who's Sue?
07:13Sue.
07:168, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
07:26Becky Velo!
07:29Bobby!
07:32Kaka and Echo are so strong.
07:34They were able to stop it.
07:35That's why you fell.
07:37It's so hard.
07:38It hurts here.
07:39Jenny, 10 points to you, Becky.
07:44Of course, the audience should hear the comments.
07:47How can we stop laughing?
07:50Jenny, why did you laugh right away?
07:52Because I was surprised where you went.
07:54Where?
07:55Here.
07:56Like that?
07:57Yes.
07:59You thought it was a clown.
08:01It was so funny.
08:02Well done.
08:03Echo!
08:04Of course, Becky is really funny.
08:06But I just found out that when she showed her moustache,
08:09Chef Boy was a gay.
08:13No, no, no.
08:15And Miss Kaka is a Baptist.
08:17It's so bad.
08:18Stop laughing.
08:20It's so funny.
08:21This is when they laughed.
08:22I almost laughed.
08:24But I couldn't favorite the one here.
08:27I didn't know what to do.
08:31It was mind-over-matter.
08:32But deep inside, I was laughing.
08:34That's unexpected.
08:37I don't know how I'm going to make you laugh.
08:40It's so hard to make us laugh.
08:44My head hurts.
08:46Do you need more?
08:47No.
08:49No.
08:51Too much.
08:54Well done!
08:56What a way to start the competition.
09:00Let's recap.
09:01Becky got 10 points.
09:05Next up is Echo.
09:09Echo, the stage is yours.
09:12Go, girl.
09:13Go, Echo.
09:19Beautiful ladies,
09:20drink water.
09:21Your mouths need to be full
09:23because when you laugh,
09:24your mouths need to be full.
09:26Okay?
09:27Just a little,
09:28and you're out.
09:29So, Echo,
09:30your two minutes starts now.
09:34Wait.
09:35I have a prop.
09:37It's okay if you don't laugh.
09:38You should be sad.
09:39But you're rude.
09:42You even poured water
09:44on my granddaughter's face.
09:47You're so rude.
09:49Because it's my granddaughter's,
09:51I prepared food
09:52because you're still my guests.
09:54I have here
09:56a special version of shumai.
09:59This is the lamb shumai.
10:00Shumai.
10:01Yes.
10:02I have here
10:04bread.
10:05There.
10:06I have bread.
10:07We put roses on it.
10:08So, this is the bread of roses.
10:14I have here
10:15what we call sanggyupsal.
10:17Because sanggyupsal
10:18means three-layered flesh.
10:20So, three layers of food.
10:21In the Philippines,
10:22sanggyupsal has three layers.
10:24This is the
10:25embotido.
10:26This is the filling.
10:27Embotido,
10:28then burger,
10:29then nilaga.
10:30This is called
10:31embornal.
10:32This is for you.
10:33There.
10:35I also have here
10:37the taste of food
10:39that you serve
10:40when you're regretting.
10:42This is called
10:43regretting in the end.
10:44This is for you.
10:46Also,
10:47because it's my grandmother's,
10:48we need to regret.
10:49But,
10:50we can't choose
10:51the right color.
10:52So, we just combined
10:53all of them.
10:54There.
10:55And, why is there a gun?
10:56Because my grandmother is a gun.
10:58She's a gun.
10:59She's a gun.
11:00There's still no water
11:01coming out of you.
11:03Okay.
11:04It's a shame that I still have
11:05crispy pata.
11:06Yes.
11:07I'll give one crispy pata
11:08to Ate Kaka.
11:10Then, the second one
11:11to Jenny.
11:12But, not the crispy pata.
11:13What's the second one?
11:14Crispy part two.
11:15Do you want that?
11:17It's coming out.
11:18It's coming out.
11:215,
11:224,
11:233,
11:242,
11:251.
11:27Perfect.
11:30There.
11:31This is for Jenny.
11:33Jenny.
11:38The bread of roses.
11:39The bread of roses.
11:42I hope you guys brought
11:43chocolate to eat.
11:47See,
11:48Seco got 10 points.
11:51Of course,
11:52we need to hear
11:53the comments
11:54of our opponents.
11:55Let's go first.
11:56Miss Kaka,
11:57Bautista.
11:59I want the
12:00Why are you guys there?
12:01Because my grandmother is here.
12:04There.
12:05That's funny.
12:06But, the rest,
12:07I really stopped here.
12:09I also laugh
12:10when I laugh.
12:11Hey,
12:12I'm busy.
12:13It's embarrassing.
12:14It's embarrassing.
12:16You're concentrating,
12:17Jenny.
12:19Becky.
12:20Actually,
12:21if there's no challenge,
12:22the one who will give water
12:23and the one who will win
12:24is funny.
12:25She's very smart
12:26with her jokes
12:27because I've known her for a long time.
12:28What I didn't like about her
12:29is that she called me
12:30Echo Bag.
12:31She has the name Echo.
12:32So, it's her.
12:33You should be Echo Bag,
12:34not me.
12:35So, you're teaching her.
12:37It's okay.
12:41Okay, Echo.
12:42Take your seat now.
12:44It's important, right?