Mann-Jogi-Ep-06-CC-7th-Sep-24-Happilac-N_16

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01:44Listen, don't make any more excuses.
01:46Just tell me what I am trying to explain.
01:48You both have come here looking for work.
01:50Someone gave you something to eat on the way and you fainted.
01:53He stole everything and took it.
01:55ID card, money, clothes, everything.
01:58Let me do it.
02:00Let me do it.
02:01No, I will do it.
02:02You take care of the clothes.
02:03No, I will do it.
02:04It's okay. I know how to do it.
02:05Actually, you do it like this.
02:09And there you go.
02:12I didn't know how to do it.
02:14I used to get scolded for it.
02:15I know how to do it.
02:17I will do it.
02:28Ibrahim, mop the floor as well.
02:30It's very dirty.
02:32Ibrahim!
02:34Baji has told me not to do it.
02:38Give it to me. Go.
02:42Now tell me what I have to do.
02:44Come.
02:58What happened?
03:00It's very dirty.
03:06Give me your dupatta.
03:09Give me your dupatta.
03:11Why?
03:12Give it to me. Don't ask questions.
03:14Why?
03:16Give it to me.
03:18No, Ibrahim. I will do it.
03:20I will do it. You won't.
03:21No, you leave it. Please leave it. I will do it.
03:23I said you won't do it. Give it to me.
03:25Why not?
03:27You are very patient.
03:29And this job doesn't suit you.
03:31And because I am present here.
03:33I will do it. I am an expert.
03:35This is one. There were four in the mosque.
03:37There is no problem. I will do it.
03:39I will see.
03:41There is no problem.
03:57I got this from the washroom.
04:23You...
04:27Can I tell you something?
04:29Yes, tell me.
04:35You make very good aloo-palak.
04:39Only aloo-palak?
04:41No, you make chote ka shorba,
04:43bindi gosht, aloo keema.
04:45You make everything very good.
04:49But the carrot halwa you make,
04:53you make it very good.
04:56You know,
04:58ever since food started coming from you,
05:00the taste of food had changed.
05:04Even the cleric used to praise your food.
05:20Can I tell you one more thing?
05:22Of course, tell me.
05:26Once, because of you,
05:28I had to make a big mistake.
05:30Astaghfirullah.
05:32Do you remember,
05:34once the carrot halwa came from your house?
05:36I ate it all,
05:38hiding in the closet.
05:40And I didn't even tell the cleric that the halwa had come.
05:44Do you know how to lie too?
05:46No.
05:48When the halwa comes in front of me,
05:50I don't understand anything.
05:52I don't know what happens.
05:56When will you make it again?
06:06You both will be able to survive.
06:26No, I'll take it.
06:27No, give it to me.
06:33The clothes are nice.
06:35I'll go and keep it.
06:56You are looking good.
07:14You are looking good too.
07:18Without looking?
07:20No, I'm looking.
07:26Ibrahim,
07:28look,
07:30you won't be punished.
07:32I'm your wife.
07:34No,
07:38this is the first time
07:40I have looked at a girl
07:42so carefully.
07:48Come, let's eat.
07:50Alia,
07:53in these clothes?
07:55Yes,
07:57we cook in these clothes
07:59in big hotels.
08:01No,
08:03my clothes are wet.
08:05I'll come again.
08:07What's the problem with these?
08:09It doesn't look good.
08:11It looks weird.
08:13It's the first time I'm wearing a pant.
08:15I'm not used to it.
08:17And what I'm saying is,
08:19you are looking good.
08:21You didn't even look at me and said
08:23that I'm looking good.
08:25And I'm telling you
08:27that you are looking good.
08:29Don't you believe me?
08:33I believe you.
08:35Then let's go.
08:39Let's go.
08:51Aha,
08:53lovebirds.
08:55What?
08:57What did you mean?
08:59I was praising you.
09:07I knew
09:09that both of you will be happy.
09:13We were thin like you.
09:15Smart.
09:17You are looking good.
09:21I don't know
09:23when this pain in my knees
09:25will leave me.
09:27Election is a game.
09:29If you lose today,
09:31you'll win tomorrow.
09:33But politics is not a game.
09:35Politics is life.
09:39If he loses,
09:41he's dead.
09:43Election is a trophy.
09:45If you don't win today,
09:47you'll win tomorrow.
09:50Politics is an image.
09:52Do you understand image?
09:54Love,
09:56trust,
09:58trust,
10:00trust,
10:02respect,
10:04respect,
10:06which people have for you.
10:08Once it's over,
10:10no one can bring it back.
10:12And anyway,
10:14we are just a
10:16small market committee election.
10:19No election is ordinary.
10:21It has a big impact.
10:23When did I say
10:25not to get affected?
10:27Do get affected.
10:29Be strong
10:31instead of getting discouraged.
10:33Look at your mistakes
10:35and weaknesses.
10:37Prepare for a big election.
10:39In fact, I say
10:41that Chaudhary Zubair
10:43should be congratulated
10:45by Chaudhary Shabbir.
10:48Congratulations are going on
10:50at the back door, comrade.
10:52And
10:54sister-in-law
10:56has also come to give sweets.
10:58No, no, no.
11:00Don't involve mother and daughter.
11:02Leave it, Chaudhary sir.
11:04Leave it.
11:12Wow!
11:14Wow!
11:16Ms. Alia, can I tell you something?
11:18You make
11:20aloo palak very well.
11:25You make it so well
11:27that if you make it every day,
11:29I can eat it every day.
11:31And if you make it
11:333-4 times a day,
11:35I can still eat it.
11:37Shabbir also likes it a lot.
11:39He used to ask for it every second or third day.
11:42His mother had left
11:44the entire kitchen on fire.
11:46She used to cook
11:48anything uncooked.
11:52So now,
11:56will he ever get
11:58to eat
12:00what you make?
12:04Are you asking me
12:06or asking yourself?
12:12I can't even think
12:14of dying like this.
12:20Even if you die, Shabbir won't get
12:22to eat what I make.
12:42This is the main line.
12:44And this is the hot wire
12:46that brings the current.
12:48Which one?
12:50This one, right?
12:52Yes, this one.
12:54And this one is the cold wire.
12:56Okay.
12:58And this one is the cold wire.
13:00What else do you teach her?
13:02Cut this from here.
13:04How did you get married?
13:06Love your life.
13:08Love your life.
13:11Love your range.
13:13I guess a range.
13:15Your parents must have
13:17killed him.
13:19It's good that
13:21he is helping you.
13:23My husband was a
13:25scoundrel.
13:27He used to sit at home
13:29and cook food for free.
13:31He left me in a year.
13:33It's better to
13:35raise a dog or a cat than a husband like him.
13:37At least he moves his tail
13:39when his stomach is full.
13:41I have kept the clothes
13:43for the laundry.
13:45I will pay the bill.
13:47Listen.
13:51It's a love marriage between us.
13:53We went against everyone
13:55and got married.
13:57Where are the clothes?
13:59I have kept them.
14:02Which is the hot and cold wire?
14:06Which is the hot wire?
14:10I forgot.
14:12Alia is not at home.
14:14I just came from my brother's house.
14:16She is not there either.
14:18Why do you ask her?
14:20I have some important work with her.
14:22Bala,
14:24it's done.
14:26Let's go.
14:29Bala,
14:31it's done.
14:33This is the identity
14:35of a noble man.
14:37He even understands gestures.
14:39Brother Shabbir,
14:41her friend has cancer.
14:43She wants to meet him once.
14:45I will tell her when she comes.
14:47What does our women
14:49have to do with your politics?
14:51You can make enemies as you want.
14:53We have been friends before.
14:55Bala,
14:57get out of here.
14:59This is the problem of low caste people.
15:01They don't understand anything.
15:03Get out of here.
15:05Get out.
15:15Brother, he will bring it from outside.
15:17I am stuck in the assignment.
15:19Sister,
15:21it's not my responsibility to do the work outside.
15:23He is sitting there.
15:26Send him.
15:28It's his work.
15:34Okay.
15:36So, you will take care of the outside work.
15:38Will you?
15:40Yes.
15:42Go and get it.
15:44Room number 204.
15:48Which room?
15:50204.
15:52Say it again.
15:55Go and get it.
16:13Ibrahim, hold the basket.
16:24Go and get the basket.
16:55Give it to me.
16:57Give it to me.
16:59Let it be.
17:01I was outside. I got late.
17:03Go and see where your husband is.
17:05He is having fun.
17:07He is dating for 24 hours.
17:09From the broom to the grocery,
17:11he is always with her.
17:13It's the limit.
17:15Let me tell you one thing.
17:17No matter how much you punish him,
17:19he will be happy.
17:21Alia, what am I hearing?
17:24Don't do this again.
17:26Bushra should not get a chance
17:28to complain.
17:30I am telling you for the last time.
17:32Go and get it.
17:38Ibrahim can't do business.
17:40He has spent his whole life in the mosque.
17:42He has no experience.
17:44So, what do you want?
17:46Do you want him to spend his whole life
17:48in a hostel?
17:50You are not doing the right thing with him.
17:54Alia?
17:56Hmm?
17:58You must be thinking
18:02what a useless person I am.
18:04I am useless.
18:06No.
18:08I don't think like that at all.
18:10Thank you very much.
18:16I don't think like that at all.
18:18Thank you very much.
18:22But everyone else
18:24thinks like that.
18:30You don't like what Bushra said, right?
18:32No.
18:38I don't like what anyone says.
18:42I just care about you.
18:44And I am afraid
18:46that you might not like what I say.
18:49If you like what I say,
18:51then I don't know
18:53what I will do.
18:59Ibrahim, you are always like this.
19:01I mean
19:03you are scared,
19:05scared, nervous,
19:07useless.
19:09No.
19:11I wasn't saying that.
19:13If you are useless,
19:15everyone should be like you.
19:18I mean simple.
19:22No.
19:24When I was a kid,
19:26I used to be very smart.
19:28My grandma used to cast a spell on me.
19:30I used to never get caught.
19:32I used to scream so much
19:34that people thought I would run away.
19:36There was a hotel
19:38on the top of the hill.
19:40Then our house.
19:44There was a market below it.
19:46I used to roam around all day.
19:50From hotel to market.
19:52I used to know everything.
19:56What is in which shop?
19:58Who has come to stay in the hotel?
20:00Where has he come from?
20:02I used to know everything.
20:04My grandma used to say,
20:06you will be a better guide than your father.
20:10He will take you around Kashmir.
20:13But
20:19Zalzal ruined it.
20:23Kashmir too.
20:27My magic too.
20:36That is why I am like this.
20:43Come in.
20:51Come in, Mr. Jo.
20:55What brings you here?
20:59The cleric of our mosque
21:01has sent a letter.
21:03His servant has stolen
21:05the donation money and ran away.
21:07Oh yes.
21:09Rafaqat.
21:12Rafaqat.
21:14Listen to Mr. Chaudhary.
21:16Mr. Chaudhary, allow me.
21:18The SSP has called for an emergency meeting.
21:20What can I say to the murderer, Mr. SHO?
21:24The case has been closed for a week
21:26and you don't even know about it.
21:28Mr. Chaudhary,
21:30one petrol pump has been looted in a week.
21:32Two murders have been committed
21:34and three VIP duties have been assigned.
21:36Petrol pump.
21:38VIP movement.
21:42You are bringing the petrol pump
21:44as close as the mosque.
21:48Rafaqat.
21:50Go.
21:54No, Mr. Chaudhary.
21:56I am not bringing it as close as the mosque.
21:58You are bringing it.
22:00Absolutely.
22:02Not as close as the mosque
22:04but you are giving importance
22:06as close as the mosque.
22:08I don't mean that.
22:10I am just telling you about my work.
22:12The mosque should be at the top, Mr. SHO.
22:16At the top.
22:20One rupee of the mosque
22:22being looted
22:24is more than
22:26crores of rupees of the petrol pump.
22:30You are right.
22:32But I mean that…
22:34You don't catch the thieves of the mosque.
22:37That's why the petrol pump
22:39gets looted.
22:43Mr. SHO, all your attention
22:47should be on the thief of the mosque.
22:51Otherwise, I have other ways
22:53to get your attention.
23:07Ibrahim. Yes.
23:09We are playing a game today.
23:11Let's see who wins.
23:13Out of the things
23:15written in this list,
23:17I will bring half of it and you will bring the other half.
23:19Everything is here.
23:21And the one who reaches
23:23the counter first
23:25will win. Okay?
23:28Here you go.
23:30Hold this.
23:32I will get the drawers.
23:46Go and get the drawers.
23:48Where will I get the money from?
23:50Aunt Bilgis will give you.
23:52She will give you the money.
23:55Where will I get the money from?
23:57Aunt Bilgis will give you.
23:59Where will I get it from?
24:01I don't know. It's her problem.
24:03Okay, don't go.
24:05I am going to get it.
24:07Where will I meet you?
24:09At this counter.
24:11I will meet you there.
24:13Okay, bye.
24:15Yes.
24:17I won't be able to do it.
24:19I don't understand.
24:21If you can't do it, then get lost.
24:25Okay, bye.
24:35Aunt Bilgis.
24:55Aunt Bilgis.
24:57Aunt Bilgis.
24:59Aunt Bilgis.
25:01Aunt Bilgis.
25:03Aunt Bilgis.
25:05Aunt Bilgis.
25:07Aunt Bilgis.
25:09Aunt Bilgis.
25:11Aunt Bilgis.
25:13Aunt Bilgis.
25:15Aunt Bilgis.
25:17Aunt Bilgis.
25:19Aunt Bilgis.
25:21Aunt Bilgis.
25:23Aunt Bilgis.
25:25Aunt Bilgis.
25:27Aunt Bilgis.
25:29Aunt Bilgis.
25:31Aunt Bilgis.
25:33Aunt Bilgis.
25:35Aunt Bilgis.
25:37Aunt Bilgis.
25:39Aunt Bilgis.
25:41Aunt Bilgis.
25:43Aunt Bilgis.
25:45Aunt Bilgis.
25:47Aunt Bilgis.
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25:52Aunt Bilgis.
25:54Aunt Bilgis.
25:56Aunt Bilgis.
25:58Aunt Bilgis.
26:00Aunt Bilgis.
26:02Aunt Bilgis.
26:04Aunt Bilgis.
26:06Aunt Bilgis.
26:08Aunt Bilgis.
26:10Aunt Bilgis.
26:12Aunt Bilgis.
26:14Aunt Bilgis.
26:16Aunt Bilgis.
26:18Aunt Bilgis.
26:21Aunt Bilgis.
26:23Aunt Bilgis.
26:25Aunt Bilgis.
26:27Aunt Bilgis.
26:29Aunt Bilgis.
26:31Aunt Bilgis.
26:33Aunt Bilgis.
26:35Aunt Bilgis.
26:37Aunt Bilgis.
26:39Aunt Bilgis.
26:41Aunt Bilgis.
26:43Aunt Bilgis.
26:45Aunt Bilgis.
26:47Aunt Bilgis.
26:49Aunt Bilgis.
26:51Aunt Bilgis.
26:53Aunt Bilgis.
26:55Aunt Bilgis.
26:57Aunt Bilgis.
26:59Aunt Bilgis.
27:01Aunt Bilgis.
27:03Aunt Bilgis.
27:05What happened?
27:07What happened?
27:09Why are you crying?
27:11Tell me, why are you crying?
27:13He left.
27:15Where?
27:18Where?
27:20I don't know.
27:22He left.
27:24Where can he go?
27:26Did you have a fight?
27:28I told him to get lost.
27:30Where can he go?
27:32He can't walk without you.
27:34He will get lost.
27:36He will die.
27:38He has no one except me.
27:40I can't go anywhere.
27:42Okay.
27:44Did you have a fight?
27:47I can't go anywhere without him.
27:49For God's sake.
27:51Aunt Bilgis.
27:53I will work for you all my life.
27:55I will serve you.
27:57Please find him.
27:59Okay.
28:01Listen to me.
28:03Be quiet.
28:05Listen to me.
28:07If I find him,
28:09you won't leave this hostel.
28:11Okay?
28:13Even if you get punished.
28:15I won't go.
28:17I won't go.
28:19Please find him.
28:21Okay.
28:23Let's find him.
28:25Be quiet.
28:27Ibrahim.
28:29Ibrahim.
28:31Come here.
28:33Your wife can't walk without you.
28:35Where are you going?
28:37Where are you going?
28:39He came with me.
28:41He was a crazy girl.
28:44If I wouldn't have bumped into her,
28:46I would have got lost.
28:52I thought you left me.
29:14I thought you left me.
29:18I thought you left me.
29:44Do you have any other doubt other than Ibrahim?
29:48Everything was under Ibrahim's control.
29:50Everything was under Ibrahim's control.
29:52Other than that,
29:54I don't have any other doubt.
29:56Other than that, I don't have any other doubt.
29:58What do you say, Mr. Maulvi?
30:02Hmm.
30:04Hmm.
30:06This seems like a big problem.
30:08This seems like a big problem.
30:11A person who has never seen the outside world of a mosque,
30:13A person who has never seen the outside world of a mosque,
30:17someone must have shown him this way.
30:21We will have to expand it.
30:25We will have to expand the search area.
30:29Mr. Achor, I need your cooperation for that.
30:31Mr. Achor, I need your cooperation for that.
30:35Sure, Mr. SHO.
30:41Sure, Mr. SHO.
30:47My father used to do this with me.
30:53He used to take me to the thing I was scared of.
30:59If I was scared of heights,
31:01he used to take me to high places.
31:03He used to take me to high places.
31:07If I was scared of roads,
31:10he used to take me to a place where I used to get lost.
31:12Then I used to find my own way back home.
31:14Then I used to find my own way back home.
31:18If I was scared of darkness,
31:20he used to take me to a graveyard to offer prayers.
31:22he used to take me to a graveyard to offer prayers.
31:26That is why I am not scared anymore.
31:32Neither of heights,
31:34nor of new paths,
31:36nor of darkness.
31:40But today I am scared, Ibrahim.
31:46I am very scared.
31:52As if I have lost my way
31:54As if I have lost my way
31:56in order to show you the way.
32:02And there is only darkness ahead.
32:06I am scared of this darkness.
32:10I am scared of this darkness.
32:12I am very scared.
32:16After the earthquake,
32:18when I reached my village,
32:20when I reached my village,
32:22there was a heap of mud.
32:24there was a heap of mud.
32:28Everything was burnt.
32:30Everything was burnt.
32:32Only a hand was out.
32:34Only a hand was out.
32:36My mother's.
32:38She was lying under a big stone.
32:44I was holding her hand.
32:48I was holding her hand.
32:50I was holding her hand.
32:52I was crying till I was conscious.
32:54I was crying till I was conscious.
32:56I became unconscious.
32:58I became unconscious.
33:00When I came to my senses,
33:02I was in a bus.
33:05I was in a bus.
33:07I was in a bus.
33:13I cried a lot that day.
33:15I cried a lot that day.
33:17I cried a lot that day.
33:19I cried a lot that day.
33:27And even today,
33:29And even today,
33:31I feel like crying.
33:35I feel like crying.
33:37I feel like crying.
33:39With your love.
33:42My heart has stopped.
33:44My heart has stopped.
33:46My heart has stopped.
33:48With your love.
33:50With your love.
33:52It's too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late, too late
34:22Tujhe bhi nal mere ho jave
34:27Pero na kawa, ise nu kawa
34:35Asse tumhew aur Mouldvi Sahib mere kya hi farak hai
34:39Woh bhi toh se seedha raasta dikhaye raziyat hai
34:42Phir ek din se seedh raasta se otra ne ko keh diya
34:47Tumhey na usse student ya assistant ki tarah treat karna ache
34:51which is the right place for him.
34:53Then one day, he'll understand all the ways
34:55and he'll become mature as well.
34:58Can't you see the sword hanging on my head?
35:00I can see it, but you also have a sword in your hand.
35:06If I was that weak, he wouldn't have been with me.
35:09He is with you, but you are with him.
35:14Look, I've noticed that your relationship is very insecure.
35:17Anyone can leave anyone anytime.
35:20He is scared, and you are scared. What is this?
35:25Whatever happened with you two was an accident.
35:29You have to make a relationship with him.
35:31Only then you can get out of this accident.
35:35And it's not just my opinion,
35:37it's the opinion of mom and dad as well.
35:50Chamba Di Roopi
36:10You have a very nice voice.
36:14Do you know only one song?
36:17This is not a song.
36:20It's a poem.
36:34My love, I can't feel my heart without you.
36:42My love, I can't feel my heart without you.
36:51Wherever I am, I think only of you.
36:58My heart doesn't ask where you are.
37:02I am here with you.
37:11My love, I can't feel my heart without you.
37:21My love, I can't feel my heart without you.
37:30Take this.
37:33For whom is this?
37:34Keep it. It's yours.
37:37I charge 50 rupees for a laundry suit from every girl.
37:42It costs 20 rupees.
37:44The rest is according to 30 rupees.
37:46These are for you.
37:48I am not that cruel.
37:51You have to be strict from top to bottom.
37:54Otherwise, these girls won't be able to control themselves.
38:03Listen, your punishment is ending next Sunday.
38:08Do you remember your promise?
38:11I won't let you work for free.
38:16You still have to pay me.
38:27My love, I can't feel my heart without you.
38:34My love, I can't feel my heart without you.
38:41Wherever I am.
38:51My heart doesn't ask where you are.
38:55I am here with you.
38:58My love, I can't feel my heart without you.
39:03My love, I can't feel my heart without you.
39:09My love, I can't feel my heart without you.