We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (2024) Ful Movie
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00:00:00Today, I got divorced by my husband, Ivan Valentino.
00:00:22We've been married for three years, but as fate would have it, he doesn't even know what
00:00:27I look like.
00:00:29Miss Lisa Sampson, I'm here on Mr. Ivan Valentino's behalf.
00:00:33Your three-year marriage contract with him has come to an end.
00:00:36These are your divorce papers.
00:00:38You may keep this mansion as well as the two million dollars you previously borrowed.
00:00:42Please sign.
00:00:48Couldn't be bothered to show up to the wedding and now he can't show up to what, his divorce
00:00:52either?
00:00:53Unfortunately, Mr. Valentino has business in France at the moment.
00:00:57Yeah, right.
00:00:58You mean to follow him about with this piece of shit little girlfriend, Patricia Brown?
00:01:10Um...
00:01:16I'm sorry.
00:01:17This is just...
00:01:18If you could just pass along a final message to him, you know, for me?
00:01:23Sure.
00:01:24Could you, could you just tell him?
00:01:27Like, in this exact wording?
00:01:29Okay.
00:01:31He was so disappointing as a husband, I'd have been better off marrying a goldfish.
00:01:37Got that?
00:01:39Goldfish.
00:01:40Got it.
00:01:47We're here!
00:01:49You can't lose, Lisa.
00:01:51Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:01:57I don't know about this.
00:01:59Girl!
00:02:00Don't be hung over that scumbag.
00:02:02He never even gave a single damn about you.
00:02:05I'm still hopelessly in love.
00:02:08But today I have to let go.
00:02:10Yeah.
00:02:11You're right.
00:02:13That arrogant asshole isn't worth it.
00:02:25Thank you.
00:02:26Thank you.
00:02:29Someone sparked my drink with aphrodisiac.
00:02:35Ooh.
00:02:39Smash.
00:02:40I found my target.
00:02:42Have fun, okay?
00:02:43I'll meet up with you later.
00:02:44Wait.
00:02:48Bye.
00:02:49No!
00:02:50Polly, wait!
00:02:56Oh, sorry.
00:02:59Sorry.
00:03:02Are you okay?
00:03:03Yeah, I think somebody might have actually drugged my drink.
00:03:06Oh!
00:03:14I am Valentino.
00:03:16My ex-husband.
00:03:20I am Valentino.
00:03:22My ex-husband.
00:03:23My ex-husband.
00:03:27Old family's bankrupt.
00:03:29Brothers across seas chasing down some chick.
00:03:32How the hell you plan on paying us all that debt your dad owes us?
00:03:35I think the only way she can repay us is by breaking her bones.
00:03:39Sounds so good.
00:03:41Hey!
00:03:42Get away from her!
00:03:44Get away from her!
00:03:51Mind your business unless you want your ribs broken, too.
00:03:55Let's go.
00:04:02And that's how it feels to get your rib broken, too!
00:04:05Are you okay?
00:04:06Thank you.
00:04:07Yeah, of course.
00:04:08What's your name?
00:04:09Aiden.
00:04:10Thank you, Aiden.
00:04:11Don't mention it.
00:04:14Thank you.
00:04:22I've had a crush on you for five years and married for three.
00:04:27My husband.
00:04:29You don't even know who I am.
00:04:44PHONE VIBRATES
00:04:46PHONE VIBRATES
00:04:48PHONE VIBRATES
00:04:51PHONE VIBRATES
00:04:53PHONE VIBRATES
00:04:55PHONE VIBRATES
00:04:57Wonderful.
00:04:58The mistress calls.
00:05:05Hello?
00:05:06Who are you?
00:05:07Aiden Valentino is still asleep.
00:05:09Who is this?
00:05:10Why do you have my boyfriend's phone?
00:05:14Boyfriend until yesterday.
00:05:16Aiden's been calling me babe and battlemite.
00:05:20So who do you think I am?
00:05:22Aiden would never.
00:05:23Who is this?
00:05:30You're pretty average.
00:05:36Payback for not showing up for the divorce.
00:05:44That's taking a lot of cheating on me.
00:05:50Scumbag.
00:05:51Ex-husband.
00:05:56Can I help you?
00:06:04Do you want this?
00:06:05I really don't want anymore.
00:06:06Take it.
00:06:07Sell it on eBay if you don't want it.
00:06:09This looks almost brand new.
00:06:11Yeah.
00:06:12Wow.
00:06:13Thank you.
00:06:19This is a cute little puppy sticker.
00:06:22Thanks.
00:06:35Just average.
00:06:37Just average.
00:06:43Where are any of my clothes?
00:06:47Jake, I need a new phone.
00:06:49Yes sir.
00:06:50Find out who spiked my drink.
00:06:51Yes sir.
00:06:52More importantly, you need to find out the woman who was in my room last night.
00:06:58Will do sir.
00:06:59Also, today is your first day as CEO of a new company that is acquired.
00:07:02I'm going to start heading out.
00:07:03Right.
00:07:04By the way, as per the agreement three years ago, attorney Jones has filed the divorce papers for you and your ex-wife.
00:07:09Did she say anything?
00:07:10No.
00:07:11Did she say anything?
00:07:13The missus said...
00:07:15You are such a disappointment as a husband that I'd rather marry a goldfish.
00:07:19Rude.
00:07:22Apologies.
00:07:23Her words, not mine sir.
00:07:26Like the girl from last night.
00:07:41The new CEO is about to arrive.
00:07:43Let's make sure everything looks neat and orderly.
00:07:48Such a good ex-husband.
00:07:49I can't wait.
00:07:51And sore.
00:07:53You were never late.
00:07:55At a party last night?
00:07:57You know what?
00:07:59Unless he's my style.
00:08:01I heard the new CEO just came back from Europe and he's truly hot and ultra rich.
00:08:07Whoever marries him will be so damn lucky.
00:08:10You think he's interested in one of us?
00:08:12Okay.
00:08:13Don't get a vision.
00:08:14He's probably a little involved.
00:08:16Are you right?
00:08:17What are you two babbling about?
00:08:19Hey, the CEO is about to be here.
00:08:21We need to go.
00:08:22I'm here.
00:08:23Oh my God.
00:08:24What's happening?
00:08:25Get up.
00:08:26Go, go, go.
00:08:27Everybody look sharp.
00:08:28Thank you.
00:08:29Go, go, go.
00:08:30Everybody look sharp.
00:08:31Thank you.
00:08:59Oh my God.
00:09:13This is so embarrassing.
00:09:15Good morning.
00:09:26Please don't tell me he recognizes me from last night.
00:09:32It is important to maintain a professional image.
00:09:36Next time this happens, I'm not a government worker.
00:09:45But not even my name?
00:09:49Did he even read the divorce papers he sent me?
00:09:52Wait, but that means I can keep this job if he doesn't realize it's me, right?
00:09:57Her hair smells kind of nice.
00:09:59Reminds me of the girl last night.
00:10:03I don't know.
00:10:04I'd like her to be my secretary, please.
00:10:05Thank you.
00:10:09Mr. Valentino has chosen you to be his secretary.
00:10:13What?
00:10:16I'm an engineer.
00:10:18I'm an engineer.
00:10:20Hey.
00:10:26Mr. Valentino, this will be your new office for the time being.
00:10:36I'm still not quite sure that I understand, sir.
00:10:39Why have an engineer be your secretary?
00:10:41Are you telling me how to do my job?
00:10:44No.
00:10:46Just curious.
00:10:48Ms. Brown was saying that she couldn't reach you on the phone,
00:10:51so she's requesting that you pick her up tomorrow.
00:10:53Ah!
00:10:54Oh!
00:11:11Coffee or tea?
00:11:14Coffee.
00:11:19I'll get that right away.
00:11:22Oh, and next time, knock.
00:11:25It's basic etiquette.
00:11:27Of course, your majesty.
00:11:37Ugh!
00:11:38Have you lost your goddamn mind?
00:11:41Ugh!
00:11:47You said coffee?
00:11:50Coffee or tea?
00:11:51Yeah.
00:11:52Sorry.
00:11:53I'll go get the coffee.
00:11:56She wants my attention.
00:12:02I was going to walk in there.
00:12:04I was going to walk in there.
00:12:06And I was going to say a word.
00:12:08And then I was going to slap him.
00:12:12And then...
00:12:15Ms. Sampson, the boss wants to see you.
00:12:18Okay.
00:12:21Your coffee, sir.
00:12:23Oh!
00:12:24Ah!
00:12:25Ah!
00:12:26Jeez!
00:12:27Oh!
00:12:28Okay.
00:12:29No!
00:12:30All right.
00:12:33That's the...
00:12:34Oh, my God.
00:12:35Oh, my God.
00:12:36Lisa Sampson!
00:12:38What are you doing?
00:12:39What are you doing?
00:12:40Do you need something from me, sir?
00:12:41Yes, I need you.
00:12:43I need you to go shopping.
00:12:45To get a gift that serves as an apology.
00:12:48Can you do that?
00:12:50It must be for Patricia Brown.
00:12:52For that call I intercepted last night.
00:12:58Scumbag.
00:12:59What?
00:13:01Uh, I'm just...
00:13:03I'm celebrating.
00:13:04Because an overly competent engineer such as myself...
00:13:09Oh, jeez.
00:13:10...am more than qualified to tackle such a daunting task of picking out...
00:13:19Have we met before?
00:13:22We slept together too, dummy.
00:13:24I don't think so.
00:13:27I'm going to go get your gifts now.
00:13:29Thank you.
00:13:34God, this is hot.
00:13:37Jake!
00:13:38An ice pack.
00:13:39ASAP.
00:13:42And another coffee.
00:13:48What is this?
00:13:50Looks like a piece of shit, sir.
00:13:52I think it is intentional.
00:13:58Lisa!
00:14:00Yes?
00:14:01Do you have a problem with me?
00:14:04What?
00:14:06What are you talking about?
00:14:07Because you just landed a giant turd on my desk.
00:14:10Oh.
00:14:12Okay.
00:14:13See, I'm an engineer.
00:14:15So all I had was parchment paper.
00:14:21You're just trying to get my attention, aren't you?
00:14:24Don't misunderstand me.
00:14:25I simply thought that brown paper would match Miss Brown's essence.
00:14:30Whoever said this is for Patricia Brown?
00:14:33It's actually for...
00:14:37What's up?
00:14:38How many mistresses do you have?
00:14:40Ex-wife's name, Jake.
00:14:42He's buying gifts for me?
00:14:45In the three years we've been married, maybe he does have a heart.
00:14:50Oh.
00:14:52Your ex-wife is also named Lisa Sampson.
00:14:55You share the same name as my ex-wife.
00:14:57I'm literally her, dumbass.
00:14:59Hold on.
00:15:01Jake, can you get her my ex-wife's address so she can send this to her?
00:15:10Jesus fucking Christ.
00:15:11I know where I live.
00:15:13I'll find the address.
00:15:19She wants to play.
00:15:21And I shall indulge her.
00:15:23No, he literally did not remember his own ex-wife's name.
00:15:28Forget his ass.
00:15:30You had fun last night, didn't you?
00:15:32Why don't we go again?
00:15:34No, I got a headache.
00:15:36I don't want to drink.
00:15:38Go ahead.
00:15:39I don't...
00:15:40Yeah, I don't want to drink.
00:15:41Yeah.
00:15:42Hey, Mom, can I say that?
00:15:44So, why don't you go to a business dinner and drink with us tonight?
00:15:47I have, um, got plans and I'm not drinking anyway.
00:15:51Perfect.
00:15:52You can be our designated driver then.
00:15:57Um, no.
00:16:03Cheers.
00:16:11Why won't she drink up?
00:16:13I don't know.
00:16:15Why won't she drink up?
00:16:18This is disrespectful to our culture.
00:16:20How am I supposed to do business with you people like this?
00:16:25Ask me nicely and maybe I'll save you.
00:16:28Jerk face.
00:16:32How about this?
00:16:34I ordered the oyster soup just for you.
00:16:37It's wonderful for your...
00:16:40health.
00:16:41I'm sure that your wife will be very excited about it later tonight.
00:16:59Slick, but gross.
00:17:02Maybe you should be my secretary instead.
00:17:08What are you doing?
00:17:09It's bedtime.
00:17:11It's got peanuts.
00:17:13You know about the boss's peanut allergy?
00:17:16How the hell would you know that?
00:17:18Mr. Valentino is the hottest guy in town.
00:17:21So, you know, all the girls in the office have been talking about it.
00:17:25I knew it.
00:17:26She's interested in me.
00:17:29Please be mindful of social boundaries, Ms. Simpson.
00:17:32Says the one who hires his ex-wife to be his secretary.
00:17:36Yeah, excuse me, just a minute.
00:17:38Yeah, just a minute.
00:17:45Excuse me.
00:17:50She's a good secretary.
00:17:52I still don't understand why you wanted me to prank her for you.
00:17:55Because she pranked me earlier, so I want to prank her now.
00:17:58So she has a sense of humor.
00:18:00Don't be so mean to her.
00:18:01I was your college roommate for four years,
00:18:03and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:18:05Four years, and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:18:11Excuse me, where are you going?
00:18:14You're my driver.
00:18:20Oops.
00:18:22I better go check on my restaurant.
00:18:26Your next meal is on me.
00:18:31You're great.
00:18:32Your grandfather called.
00:18:34He's asking for you and Mrs. Valentino to come back and have dinner with him
00:18:36now that you're back in the country.
00:18:38He doesn't know that we're divorced?
00:18:42Your grandfather's health has declined.
00:18:44Your ex-wife probably didn't want to disappoint him.
00:18:46After all, it is her who's been taking care of him all these years.
00:18:51She wouldn't have even gotten that marriage contract from my grandpa.
00:18:54She would have allegedly run into him to save him from an asthma.
00:18:57Not to mention the two million dollars she got out of it.
00:19:00So why wouldn't she be sucking up to him?
00:19:01It's all for her own benefit.
00:19:04Well, someone has to be nice to your grandpa, Aydin.
00:19:11Come on.
00:19:12Let it out.
00:19:14I should have just let him die.
00:19:16Just eat his peanuts and die from his allergy.
00:19:18And then rip up his two million dollar check and just throw it on top of his grave.
00:19:23Are you really going to hide the fact that you're his ex-wife?
00:19:25What else am I supposed to do?
00:19:26I waited for three years.
00:19:28And for what?
00:19:30Some pitiful divorce gifts?
00:19:32Which I had to buy and wrap myself?
00:19:35I should just give it up.
00:19:37But you've been in love with him for so long.
00:19:39And you gave up so much for him.
00:19:49Samson.
00:19:51Mr. Valentino.
00:19:53I'm sorry.
00:19:54Mr. Valentino is not happy with your lack of goodbyes tonight.
00:19:59He wishes to get an explanation tomorrow.
00:20:02He's insane.
00:20:03I'm quitting.
00:20:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:20:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:21:04Sorry, uh, puppy ran out from under the car, sir
00:21:08Was it okay?
00:21:09Yeah, it's fine, it got out of the way in time
00:21:11Ew
00:21:13What? What's going on?
00:21:15I hit my knee, it's hurting
00:21:17Hey, Jade, we might need to go to the hospital for this
00:21:19No, no, no, no, no, no, you don't need to go to the hospital
00:21:22I mean, it's too far gone and I'm just reminded of all the pain
00:21:26But if you spend some time with me, you'll feel better
00:21:33Get in the car
00:21:35What?
00:21:37Resignation
00:21:40So, Steven's covering for Anna while she's away
00:21:42I moved your 11am to 12
00:21:44And then lastly, uh, the board emailed today
00:21:46They said as soon as you make sure everything is in order here
00:21:48They want to transfer you to their new start-up in three months
00:21:51She's only going to be here for three months?
00:21:53That means I don't have to resign
00:21:56What is that?
00:21:58Your apology for leaving me at the restaurant last night?
00:22:00Uh-huh
00:22:02Okay
00:22:05It... it's... it's...
00:22:13You're always falling
00:22:15You know, falling for me will have severe consequences
00:22:21Actually, I broke my knee a few years ago
00:22:23Um, saving an ungrateful idiot
00:22:27And, uh, I have 20-20 vision
00:22:30And what is that supposed to mean?
00:22:31She's calling you ugly, sir
00:22:33And she's trying to say that she's not blind
00:22:41Looks like the prey can bolden her
00:22:43She's special
00:22:45If he thinks he can bully me into submission, he's got another thing coming
00:22:50Oh, and get me a file on Lisa Sampson
00:22:53Wait for secretary, sir
00:22:55Secretary? Duh!
00:23:00Hello
00:23:01Hey
00:23:02Grandpa wants us over for dinner tonight
00:23:04A family dinner tonight
00:23:11Okay
00:23:18I can't keep this secret forever
00:23:21I cannot do it
00:23:23There are other jobs in the world
00:23:24There's just one we find out first
00:23:30Grandpa Valentino?
00:23:32Olga said you weren't feeling well
00:23:34Oh, ow, ow
00:23:37I must have heard something
00:23:38Sit, sit, sit, sit, here
00:23:39I'll be alright
00:23:41You know, the doctor said it would be healthy for me to have some distractions
00:23:47Some great-grandchildren, perhaps
00:23:52Perhaps
00:23:54Then I could run around chasing after them
00:23:58Doctor says it's good exercise, Lisa
00:24:02How about some tea?
00:24:04That would be lovely
00:24:05Okay
00:24:07Wait, where's Iden?
00:24:14Um, Iden and I...
00:24:18Sir, Mr. Valentino Jr.'s car has arrived in the driveway
00:24:23Well, finally
00:24:25Let's go get him, my dear
00:24:28Okay
00:24:41Sir, Mr. Iden is a bit busy at the moment
00:24:44So he told me to bring you this new pet first
00:24:46I get to live another day!
00:24:48Yes!
00:24:55Tell me, where is he?
00:24:58He's, um, he's helping Miss Brown with her physical therapy
00:25:01Ugh, Brown is a bitch again
00:25:04Have him away
00:25:07Have a goldfish
00:25:10Guess I did swap him out for a goldfish
00:25:18Oh, gosh
00:25:24Oh, Iden, can you open my leg?
00:25:26Yes
00:25:27I can't really stretch my glute
00:25:29Wider?
00:25:30Yeah
00:25:31Open it
00:25:32More
00:25:33It's open
00:25:34More
00:25:35Okay
00:25:44Um, excuse me, sir
00:25:45Dr. Grandfather insists that you join him
00:25:47Okay, yes, I think I should go
00:25:49I thought you wanted nothing to do with your scheming ex-wife
00:25:52Hey, Grandpa
00:25:55How are you?
00:25:56Um, I think I have to come in and check up on you
00:25:59What do you mean?
00:26:00Oh, you remember I exist, do you?
00:26:03You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
00:26:05Hell, you missed Lisa
00:26:07She just left
00:26:09Even the tea is still warm
00:26:11You'd rather fly around the world with that dang mistress of yours
00:26:14And spare one glance at your wife
00:26:16Grandpa, it's not like that between me and Patricia
00:26:18Don't you mention her name in this house
00:26:22Go explain to your wife
00:26:23Actually, there's something that...
00:26:25What?
00:26:26I said...
00:26:27Do you have any idea how she's been taking care of this family this entire time?
00:26:33She takes me to all my doctor visits
00:26:35Even this tea
00:26:37She makes the blend all herself
00:26:43Okay
00:26:49This tea isn't bad
00:26:51Every day
00:26:53Grandpa, it's average
00:26:55Okay
00:26:56Did you at least like the goldfish that I brought you?
00:26:58Gave it to Lisa already
00:27:00You can't bribe me with pets
00:27:03I want a human great-grandchild
00:27:06Now go home
00:27:07And don't you come back unless you bring Lisa with you
00:27:11Okay, Grandpa
00:27:17Hey, where are you going with my tea?
00:27:21It's not bad
00:27:24Hey, girl, what's wrong?
00:27:25Is your dad still a veterinarian and do you know how to take care of the goldfish?
00:27:28Yes and no
00:27:30But, Gord, you got a goldfish?
00:27:31I got a goldfish
00:27:32Is it a cold or a body?
00:27:35All the tea today?
00:27:41Order up, one piping hot tea
00:27:43I don't know if the diminished brain capacity is from all the hair gel absorbing into his scalp
00:27:47Or from fumigating himself every day with body spray
00:27:49Either way, you look like a feral dog and you smell like one too
00:27:51How's that for tea?
00:27:53Make sure it's hot
00:27:57What? Got enough work for you to do?
00:27:59Got enough time to chit-chat with one of your guy co-workers?
00:28:03You know, I don't think I'm actually very good at this whole secretary thing
00:28:06So maybe I should ask...
00:28:07Oh, don't cut yourself short
00:28:08You make a nice cup of coffee
00:28:14Not a bad cup of tea either
00:28:16It tastes just like the tea from last night
00:28:22So, tell me, what did you put in it?
00:28:26It's just an herb blend
00:28:29I didn't realize you liked tea so much
00:28:34I did?
00:28:35Trish, I didn't know you were supposed to be here
00:28:41Mistress in person
00:28:43She's pretty
00:28:46But stupid and mean
00:28:48I have to go shopping. Why don't you come with?
00:28:50I'm a bit busy today
00:28:52Here, why don't you take the card, Lisa?
00:28:54Take her shopping. Thank you
00:28:59You two have fun
00:29:01Men like them stupid, don't they?
00:29:04Take a photo of me holding this
00:29:06And then we can just throw it out after
00:29:14Did you just roll your eyes at me?
00:29:20I can tell you what I did
00:29:22He sent you here to serve me
00:29:25I can spot a gold digger
00:29:27I can tell you what I did
00:29:29He sent you here to serve me
00:29:32I can spot a gold digger from a mile away
00:29:34Is that because you spend so much time
00:29:36Looking at yourself in the mirror?
00:29:38I'm going to swat away all the flies surrounding Iden
00:29:42Flies don't trust
00:29:44Are you calling him a piece of shit?
00:29:46Because I'd be happy to pass on that message
00:29:51She hit me
00:29:54I love technology
00:29:57She hit me, actually
00:29:59The security camera said I lied
00:30:06Anyway
00:30:08As if I haven't watched enough real short shows
00:30:10To know how to deal with bitches like you
00:30:13Did you hit her?
00:30:15No! She's lying
00:30:17Thank God that shithead ex-husband
00:30:19Didn't take the house and the hot tub with him
00:30:27I can relax
00:30:29After a long day
00:30:39What is it, shithead ex-husband?
00:30:41Wait, what did you just call me?
00:30:43Mr. Valentino
00:30:45What's up?
00:30:47Look, I'm a bit drunk
00:30:49So I'm going to need you to come pick me up
00:30:51At the 7th Heaven bar
00:30:53What?
00:30:55Wait, 7th Heaven?
00:30:57No way I'm going
00:31:01She should have told me better help
00:31:09Hey
00:31:11You're cute
00:31:13Wanna dance?
00:31:15You're drunk
00:31:17How about I take you home?
00:31:19No, Lisa's coming pick me up
00:31:21Oh, I don't think Lisa's coming anywhere
00:31:23Hey, can you get up?
00:31:25Hey, ever heard of first come first serve, ugly Ben?
00:31:27If he's not coming home with me
00:31:29He's definitely not coming home with you
00:31:31Okay
00:31:33Um, you know what?
00:31:35Let's bet on it
00:31:37If he comes home with me, you pay his tab
00:31:39But if he comes home with you, I'll pay yours
00:31:41Deal
00:31:43Should have checked the mirror before leaving the house
00:31:45Great
00:31:49Wanna come home with me?
00:31:53Uh
00:31:55That sounds good
00:31:57What, is he blind?
00:31:59I'm clearly the hot one
00:32:03Thanks for picking up the tab
00:32:07Good?
00:32:09Why don't you call Jake?
00:32:11Or
00:32:13Miss Poopypants
00:32:15Why are you jealous?
00:32:17My god, how can he be this hot?
00:32:19Mr. Valentino
00:32:22Mrs. Valentino
00:32:24Please sign
00:32:28Oh, sorry
00:32:30Former Mrs. Valentino
00:32:36Oh
00:32:38I get it
00:32:40Sorry for interrupting
00:32:42Carry on
00:32:44Alright you guys
00:32:46When we start stating her after the divorce
00:32:48Hey
00:32:50More money for us lawyers
00:32:56So
00:32:58Mrs. Valentino
00:33:02Okay, um
00:33:06I admit it
00:33:10I'm your ex-wife
00:33:13Please
00:33:19Okay
00:33:25Just kidding, I'm good
00:33:27There's one
00:33:29Okay
00:33:41Oh
00:33:43That's nice
00:33:47You look the same as you did five years ago
00:33:51I bet you think I scammed my way into this marriage
00:33:57When I found out
00:33:59That your grandfather wanted me to marry you
00:34:01I was so excited
00:34:03I couldn't sleep
00:34:05Whatever
00:34:07Wait, wait, wait
00:34:11Your hair smells so nice
00:34:13But not as nice
00:34:15As Lisa Sampson's tea
00:34:21But why, why
00:34:23Does she always yell at me?
00:34:25I don't yell at you
00:34:29Well then tell me
00:34:31Why do you play so hard to get?
00:34:39So confused
00:34:43Okay
00:34:45You were drunk
00:34:47And now you're drunk
00:34:49Are you messing with me, Ida Valentino?
00:34:51Mrs. Sampson
00:34:54Look, don't be like
00:34:56All those gold diggers on the TV dramas
00:34:58That are just trying to sleep their way to the top
00:35:00It's
00:35:04Sorry, are you okay?
00:35:06Don't assume the worst of me
00:35:08Is money all that you care about?
00:35:10No, I should have left you at the club
00:35:12Don't call me after 5pm
00:35:16Shit
00:35:18I fucked up
00:35:20Got files for you
00:35:22Hey, I got your favorite page for you
00:35:24They are quarterly budget reports
00:35:26From the finance department
00:35:28They need your signature immediately
00:35:30Okay, I just want to talk a little bit
00:35:32About what?
00:35:34This is urgent
00:35:42How's your shoulder?
00:35:44Mr. Valentino
00:35:46I found the mystery woman that you spent the night with
00:35:49At the resort
00:35:55No, I mean all I can see is silhouettes
00:35:57Here, Jake, how am I going to see who it actually is?
00:36:01Thank God
00:36:03It may just be a silhouette
00:36:05But I have a feeling that she'll come up very soon
00:36:07With a positive pregnancy test
00:36:09Asking Mr. Valentino to pay child support
00:36:11Stop with the overreactive imagination
00:36:13Take it back
00:36:15No way, am I pregnant?
00:36:17Samson, you're back
00:36:19What?
00:36:21Your back and the back of your hair look identical
00:36:23To the woman in this video
00:36:25Identical is a strong word, don't we think?
00:36:27Jake, I need a moment alone with Lisa
00:36:31He can't prove anything if I just deny it
00:36:35Take off your blazer
00:36:37What?
00:36:39Blazer
00:36:43That's an HR violation, actually
00:36:45You and the security camera, I can go to HR
00:36:47Now take off the blazer
00:36:49Stop, stop
00:36:51What's the problem?
00:36:53Take off the blazer
00:36:55What's going on here?
00:36:57You're trying to steal my boyfriend
00:36:59Hey, that's enough
00:37:01Patricia, please
00:37:03We're going on our date, right?
00:37:05Great, I'm going to leave
00:37:07And you're coming with us
00:37:09What? I can't
00:37:11I've got a fish to feed at home
00:37:14And I don't want it to go belly up
00:37:16Is your damn goldfish more important than me?
00:37:18Your boss
00:37:20The goldfish was gifted to me
00:37:22By a very special man
00:37:24Sam
00:37:26Wait, you're on the clock
00:37:28So it's either your job or the goldfish
00:37:30I didn't, we don't need a third woman
00:37:34Fine
00:37:36I'll go
00:37:38But that's overtime
00:37:40So you're going to pay
00:37:42Yeah
00:37:46Oh my god, Aiden
00:37:48Did you see that new film I just starred in?
00:37:50Okay, there's this character, an evil queen
00:37:52And she reminds me so much
00:37:54Of your spooky ex-wife
00:37:56Thank you, my friend
00:37:58Of course, on the house
00:38:00Cheers
00:38:08Oh no
00:38:11I'm glad
00:38:13I guess you gotta go home and change
00:38:15Bathroom
00:38:17Sorry
00:38:19Skinny queen coming through
00:38:23Anyway
00:38:25The production was eh
00:38:27My coverage, eh
00:38:29They really should have put a higher budget
00:38:31I'm just like, I'm really confused
00:38:33Like, clearly didn't know what she was doing
00:38:35They didn't give me enough bronzer
00:38:37I just, whatever
00:38:39Don't think
00:38:41Your dumb tricks will win over Aiden
00:38:43And who are you to tell me this?
00:38:45His mistress?
00:38:47He loves me
00:38:57What are you gonna do, hit me?
00:38:59Bingo
00:39:01You asked for it
00:39:03Mistresses get slapped
00:39:05Hey, what is with all the noise?
00:39:07I didn't, she slapped me
00:39:09And why would you do that?
00:39:11Because I'm a super
00:39:13Duper evil
00:39:15Conniving and scheming little bitch
00:39:17I don't think I can't fire you
00:39:19Yes, fire her
00:39:21You can't
00:39:23Because I'm firing you
00:39:25For my life
00:39:27You can't do that
00:39:29I just did
00:39:33If I was you I would take that back
00:39:36You
00:39:38You
00:39:40If I was you I would take that back
00:39:44Aiden, my leg
00:39:46It's hurting again
00:39:48She just fired me
00:39:50She just fired me
00:40:00Lisa, can you please bring me in here a tea?
00:40:06Mmm
00:40:08Mmm
00:40:10Oh my god
00:40:12This tea sucks, what is this?
00:40:14Simpson left, sir, remember?
00:40:16Do you want a new one?
00:40:18Or do you want a coffee instead?
00:40:20No, no
00:40:22I don't want it, take that away
00:40:24Yes, sir
00:40:26Oh
00:40:28Oh
00:40:30Oh
00:40:32God
00:40:36Boss doesn't like your plans
00:40:38Do you know how many different
00:40:40Combinations of tea leaves, temperatures, and techniques
00:40:42The former secretary tested and formulated
00:40:44Just for Mr. Valentino's palate?
00:40:46Yeah, that's true
00:40:48Ever since the new CO arrived
00:40:50All she would do is carry tea leaves
00:40:52Prepared to make any combination
00:40:55Such a thoughtful secretary
00:40:57And such big shoes to fill
00:40:59How are we ever going to find a replacement?
00:41:01Spill the tea
00:41:03Did she get fired for trying to seduce the boss?
00:41:07Was that pun intended?
00:41:09Or unintended?
00:41:11Careful not to get fired
00:41:13Unintended
00:41:15I thought so
00:41:17She's always so cold to me on the surface
00:41:19But deep down
00:41:21She actually really cares about me
00:41:27What's this?
00:41:29Your ex-wife ordered a ballgown
00:41:31The shop owners send both items here by mistake
00:41:33So I'll make sure this gets sent back to her address
00:41:35Okay
00:41:37I would put your suit in the executive closet
00:41:39But, uh, Samson still has the key
00:41:41I'll be right back
00:41:43I would put your suit in the executive closet
00:41:45But, uh, Samson still has the key
00:41:47I'll hire her back
00:41:49I mean, I don't get it
00:41:51When you fire somebody, they take the key
00:41:53That makes no sense
00:41:55I thought she was the one that fired you
00:42:03Be glad I don't have a cat
00:42:05Otherwise this fish would already be dead
00:42:07LOL
00:42:09It's the goldfish that she got
00:42:12Whoever got that for her is lame
00:42:18It's a cute puppy
00:42:20I like puppies too
00:42:24Going out tonight?
00:42:26Time to find a cute daddy for my puppy
00:42:30Who are you going out with?
00:42:34No, it's
00:42:36It's probably best just to be nice
00:42:38Let me just
00:42:42Cute
00:42:44Puppy
00:42:48Period
00:42:50Yeah, that's fine
00:42:54What?
00:42:58All this hard-to-get strategies
00:43:00It's going too far, Lisa
00:43:02Geez, Jake
00:43:04Why does it seem like you're more interested
00:43:06In getting her attention
00:43:08Than it is the other way around
00:43:10You know what?
00:43:12What?
00:43:14I do
00:43:16C'mon, I forgot
00:43:18What?
00:43:20I'm just kidding
00:43:24No, we're done
00:43:26How long are we going to kill the other one?
00:43:30The only one left
00:43:32Is that girl
00:43:36That's her
00:43:38Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:43:54My schemey ex-wife is here.
00:43:57She better not say anything bad about me.
00:43:59Oh, these appetizers look good.
00:44:09You, what are you doing here?
00:44:12It's none of your beeswax.
00:44:15I don't work for you anymore.
00:44:18And you made me drop my appetizer.
00:44:21Who are you here to meet?
00:44:24Showing this much skin?
00:44:25Trying to look so appetizing?
00:44:28Kissing for a new husband?
00:44:30I'm definitely not kissing for you.
00:44:33You are always so difficult.
00:44:35And I serve Mrs. Valentino.
00:44:39Nicole, I'm the nurse at the hospital.
00:44:41Mrs. Valentino?
00:44:44Oh!
00:44:48What?
00:44:49Oh, oh, my mistake.
00:44:52Excuse me.
00:44:53Yeah, it's fine.
00:44:58Did I get the wrong person?
00:45:01I see her at the hospital all the time
00:45:04with Mr. Valentino, Sr.
00:45:07This is the file you wanted on Lisa Sampson.
00:45:13The secretary.
00:45:15I haven't looked at it.
00:45:16I find it a bit creepy to hire a private investigator
00:45:19to look into your co-workers.
00:45:20But she's married.
00:45:21I heard she just got divorced.
00:45:22Is that why she's so hot and cold with me?
00:45:25She's not ready for a new relationship.
00:45:29Mr. and Mrs. Valentino.
00:45:31Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:45:34Looks like we need to pay my ex-wife a visit.
00:45:36Let's go.
00:45:36Sir.
00:45:48This is the house you left your ex-wife after the divorce, sir.
00:45:56Damn.
00:45:57You literally shit where you eat.
00:45:59Just like him.
00:46:00Surrounds himself with that piece of brown turd model.
00:46:04But you're a good boy.
00:46:06Can't say a thing about that jerk face.
00:46:09Who's talking about you, sir?
00:46:10That's way too rude.
00:46:12I thought you were here to see your ex-wife, sir.
00:46:15That's not her.
00:46:16Then who are you here to see?
00:46:18I can't tell whether I'm happy or disappointed.
00:46:20It's not that Lisa.
00:46:22I don't know.
00:46:47Did you just see me?
00:46:52You're back?
00:46:53I just walked your dog.
00:46:55Thank you.
00:46:56Mm-hmm.
00:46:57Can you believe that I ran into my shithead ex twice in one night?
00:47:05I don't understand why you just can't admit to him that you're his ex-wife.
00:47:09He's the one that owes you an apology.
00:47:11OK, you're right.
00:47:12But I just...
00:47:16I don't know.
00:47:17I thought it would be a clean break.
00:47:19I don't know.
00:47:20I thought it would be a clean break.
00:47:21Now look.
00:47:22I mean, he's always got his poopy pants hanging around him.
00:47:26That's true.
00:47:27But he's a two-timing scumbag.
00:47:30And we don't bother with scumbags.
00:47:32Scumbags don't live in our head rent-free.
00:47:34You're right.
00:47:35No.
00:47:36OK, cheers to that.
00:47:37Yeah.
00:47:38Hey, now I'm back on the market.
00:47:41Yes, you are.
00:47:50What do you want?
00:47:51Samson?
00:47:52Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:47:58Almost there, sir.
00:47:59OK.
00:48:00Keep him waiting.
00:48:01Samson?
00:48:02Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:48:08Samson, are you all right?
00:48:11I'm fine.
00:48:12I'm fine.
00:48:13I'm fine.
00:48:14I'm fine.
00:48:15I'm fine.
00:48:16I'm fine.
00:48:17I'm fine.
00:48:19Come here.
00:48:22Wait, wait, wait.
00:48:23Give me the phone.
00:48:24Give me the phone.
00:48:25Lisa, Lisa, hey, can you hear me?
00:48:26Talk to me.
00:48:27Uh, Mr. Valentino, a girl who has self-respect doesn't do tasty faxes.
00:48:32So, bye!
00:48:34No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:48:35Wait.
00:48:36Lisa, what if I were to tell you I can give you your own independent project?
00:48:40In exchange, you come back and work for me, secretary, for a month.
00:48:45Is he serious?
00:48:46Is he serious?
00:48:47It would take years to get my own project as an engineer.
00:48:50So, how does that sound?
00:48:51Oh, and not to mention, it'll be good for your career and the pay raise.
00:48:56Maybe I can finally give back the $2 million check and call it even.
00:49:01All right, deal.
00:49:03Well, hold on, hold on.
00:49:04I thought you said no takesies-backsies a moment ago.
00:49:06Yeah, because of the condition.
00:49:08You know, if I don't feel like I'm being taken advantage of, then it's open for discussion.
00:49:12Well, all right, then.
00:49:14I will see you tomorrow.
00:49:15See you tomorrow.
00:49:24Your tea.
00:49:26Welcome back, Lisa.
00:49:28So, tell me, did you block me?
00:49:37No, definitely, definitely not block you.
00:49:42Did you know that you get extra loud and animated when you lock?
00:49:46Did he hire me back just to torment me?
00:49:49Sir, we found out who drugged you.
00:49:52Who was it?
00:49:53Frank Dunst, the CEO of your rival company.
00:49:56Looks like we need to pay him a visit, then.
00:49:58You're coming with me. Let's go.
00:50:07Frank Dunst, the CEO of a rival company, should be right inside.
00:50:10Why are we back here again?
00:50:16Does he know that I'm the woman he spent the night with?
00:50:19Bathroom!
00:50:25Let's go.
00:50:30Oh, my.
00:50:32Aiden Valentino.
00:50:37What can I do for you, Nick?
00:50:45Is that one of your goons?
00:50:47Did he drug me on his own, or was it by your order?
00:50:58Hello, pretty.
00:51:00Hello, pretty.
00:51:06Can I be Frank?
00:51:10I would love that.
00:51:11Hello, pretty.
00:51:14Well, you got some nice rooms on the floor above us.
00:51:17How about I give you a tour you won't forget?
00:51:20Respectfully, no.
00:51:24Did I mention that I own this place?
00:51:26Oh, really?
00:51:28In that case...
00:51:40You're gonna regret this!
00:51:44It's gonna be real pain.
00:51:47Hey!
00:51:53You okay?
00:51:55Don't you know who I am?
00:51:58Frank Dunst is my brother-in-law!
00:52:00You idiot!
00:52:01Hey!
00:52:05If I recall correctly, your wife is an only child.
00:52:09And the soul heirs to the Maple Fortress.
00:52:12So how do you suddenly have a brother-in-law?
00:52:14He doesn't look like part of the Maple family at all.
00:52:17Are you cheating on your wife with his sister, sir?
00:52:20What do you want, Aiden?
00:52:24The Northpoint project.
00:52:27I'm interested in this.
00:52:31I'm interested in that.
00:52:32A hundred billion dollar project.
00:52:35That's right.
00:52:38All right.
00:52:39I will withdraw my bid for it.
00:52:42And I also want an apology to my secretary now.
00:52:47I'm sorry.
00:52:50And I apologize on behalf of this brutal idiot!
00:52:54My subordinates are all highly competent.
00:52:56Unlike yours.
00:52:57That's why I, as a superior, protect them.
00:53:04Let's go.
00:53:10I, um...
00:53:13Thank you for saving me.
00:53:16And, um...
00:53:18Would you have done the same if it were a different girl?
00:53:21Nobody bullies you except for me.
00:53:24No one's allowed to bully me except you?
00:53:27I'm sorry, what kind of sadistic line is that?
00:53:30Are you talking shit about me inside of your head again?
00:53:34No.
00:53:35No, no!
00:53:37I'm not!
00:53:48Do you dance?
00:53:50Oh, um...
00:53:52No, um...
00:53:53Not anymore.
00:53:54I mean, not...
00:53:55Just not anymore.
00:54:00I guess...
00:54:03From the company, not from me.
00:54:12You really don't remember me anymore?
00:54:17I don't.
00:54:21No, he's so much weaker.
00:54:24Everything I do did hurt him.
00:54:33No, no!
00:54:34Are you okay?
00:54:36I can't see.
00:54:38I can't see.
00:54:42My leg!
00:54:43Shit!
00:54:44My leg!
00:54:45You too!
00:54:46Call the police!
00:54:48Mr. Valentino!
00:54:50We have to get you to safety.
00:54:51One second.
00:54:53Here.
00:54:54This is my family heirloom.
00:54:56Come find me.
00:54:58We really have to go.
00:55:17How do you know I like dogs?
00:55:20He pays attention to me.
00:55:27Ryan!
00:55:28Lisa!
00:55:31Hi.
00:55:33Here, let me get this.
00:55:37This looks good.
00:55:39Yeah, for tonight.
00:55:41Oh.
00:55:42Okay.
00:55:43Oh.
00:55:44Okay.
00:55:45I got his tickets to see Swan Lake next weekend.
00:55:48What?
00:55:54I left them at the office.
00:56:08Wait, Lisa.
00:56:09Why aren't you with the Valentinos for the holidays this year?
00:56:12Because that jerk-faced ex-husband didn't want to see me at all.
00:56:15Has that Iden Valentino been mean to you?
00:56:17No.
00:56:18No, it's great.
00:56:20I mean, his grandpa loves me, okay?
00:56:23And, like, he got me to sign up first.
00:56:25If it wasn't for my evil ex-girlfriend who blackmailed me for $2 million,
00:56:28she wouldn't have had to agree to that marriage contract anyway.
00:56:31It's all my fault.
00:56:32No, it's not.
00:56:33Hey, it's okay.
00:56:35Ryan, it's not your fault.
00:56:42Why do you have a picture of Patricia Brown on your dartboard?
00:56:45Is that what this criminal calls herself now?
00:56:49Yo, she's hiding from her crimes.
00:56:51She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
00:56:53Blackmailed you?
00:56:54That's why we owe $2 million?
00:56:56Lisa, don't get caught up in this anymore, okay?
00:56:58Just live your happy marriage life.
00:57:01That's all I want for you.
00:57:03You've already done too much for me.
00:57:07Hello?
00:57:15Grandpa Valentino's in the hospital. I have to go.
00:57:18Will he be back for dinner?
00:57:19I don't know.
00:57:28Thankfully, Olga got your grandpa in time.
00:57:31I didn't Valentino.
00:57:32Even if he doesn't want to see me,
00:57:34I'll be his grandfather for the holidays.
00:57:44What the hell are you doing here?
00:57:47He was with her again?
00:57:53You're like a leech, huh?
00:57:55Can't get rid of you.
00:57:56I haven't even started with you about ruining my brother's life.
00:58:00What?
00:58:01Did Aiden slap you hard enough last time so you came back for more?
00:58:06Name your price.
00:58:09How much to get you away from Aiden?
00:58:11For you to leave Aiden alone?
00:58:13$1 million?
00:58:15I'll pay you $1 million to leave Aiden alone.
00:58:18That should be plenty for a peasant like you.
00:58:20Is that how much Aiden Valentino is worth to you?
00:58:23What a joke.
00:58:24$5 million.
00:58:28$5 trillion.
00:58:30I couldn't buy my love for Aiden Valentino.
00:58:32What do you know about Aiden anyway?
00:58:34He's allergic to peanuts.
00:58:36He loves seafood and his evening runs.
00:58:39Everyone thinks he's a cold, calculated businessman,
00:58:41but he actually has a lot of soft spots, including puppies.
00:58:44He's a dog person like me,
00:58:45and if he sees a dog on his evening runs,
00:58:47he will stop just so that he can play with it.
00:58:51I won't seduce Aiden from you.
00:58:55He's mine.
00:58:57Yeah!
00:58:59Aiden!
00:59:03Awkward.
00:59:07What a confession, Lisa.
00:59:09I didn't know you feel that way about me.
00:59:11About me.
00:59:14Okay.
00:59:15Mrs. Valentino!
00:59:17Oh, I mean...
00:59:19Actually, what do I call you?
00:59:22I'm Nicole. I'm the nurse at the hospital.
00:59:26Lisa. Lisa's totally fine.
00:59:28Oh, yeah, okay.
00:59:29Thank you.
00:59:30I hope everything's okay.
00:59:32Yeah, yeah, no, sorry, I'm just a little tired.
00:59:34Oh, it's good to see you again.
00:59:36Yo, you too. You look great in your strobes.
00:59:40Hi, baby.
00:59:41Hi.
00:59:43Grandpa.
00:59:52Hi. Yeah.
00:59:55Remember Lisa Sampson?
00:59:58How about some sweet revenge?
01:00:13Jake, can you get Lisa in here? Thank you.
01:00:16You called for me?
01:00:21My God.
01:00:23Can you please tie this tie for me?
01:00:26I don't know how to tie a tie, actually.
01:00:30So you should have Jake help you out with that.
01:00:33Well, you are already in here.
01:00:35So why don't you give it a shot?
01:00:38Fine.
01:00:50You're not too good at this, are you?
01:00:52Because you have no one else to practice on.
01:00:54Well, do you have a lot of girls who tie your tie for you?
01:00:58No.
01:01:00You're actually the first.
01:01:04I've got work to do, so, you know.
01:01:06Why were you at the hospital last night?
01:01:13Sometimes.
01:01:14You have an injury?
01:01:15That's why I don't dance anymore.
01:01:19No reaction.
01:01:20He really doesn't care.
01:01:22I wasn't stalking you, by the way.
01:01:25Sure.
01:01:27I mean it.
01:01:28All the stuff I said at the hospital, that was just nonsense, you know?
01:01:33I only said it because your little girlfriend was accusing me of trying to seduce you.
01:01:39So I just wanted to piss her off.
01:01:43So you didn't mean anything that you said?
01:01:46No.
01:01:48No, of course not. I'm a professional.
01:01:51Yeah, professional indeed.
01:01:54I knew it.
01:01:59Thank you. Yeah.
01:02:01I'm mindful of social boundaries.
01:02:05Right.
01:02:06That'll be all, Miss Samson.
01:02:09Yeah, I've got work to do.
01:02:15Sorry, Samson.
01:02:17But the boss said these need to be done by tomorrow morning.
01:02:19He says, um...
01:02:22If she loves working so much, then I'll give her twice the work.
01:02:25She'll be thanking me.
01:02:31Twice the work.
01:02:35Does he know I have a real job?
01:02:39I'm only his secretary and he's already torturing me this much?
01:02:44Imagine what he would do if he found out I was his despised ex-wife.
01:02:55Mr. Valentino?
01:03:00Mr. Valentino?
01:03:03Here are those files that you asked for.
01:03:07Hey, this place is nice.
01:03:14Yeah, um, why are you naked?
01:03:18Perf.
01:03:20You break into my house and you start touching my body and you call me a perf.
01:03:24Interesting.
01:03:27You asked me to bring these files over to your house.
01:03:30No, I don't need those anymore.
01:03:32He just loves tormenting me.
01:03:35But now that you're here, why don't you join me for a drink?
01:03:43Cheers.
01:03:58That's okay. I'm not really drinking right now, anyway.
01:04:00And, uh, I've really overloaded with...
01:04:04stuff.
01:04:06For the rest of the night.
01:04:08I'm just gonna leave the files here, in case you need them.
01:04:10And, um, yeah, I'll have...
01:04:12Well, hold on, wait one second.
01:04:15I mean, it's late. I'll give you a ride home.
01:04:17Oh, no, no, that's okay.
01:04:18I have a rider, we should set.
01:04:21Okay.
01:04:24See you later?
01:04:27See you.
01:04:28I bid you good eve.
01:04:29Sir.
01:04:37It's a pool.
01:04:38Yep, that was my next guess.
01:04:42I'm a truck.
01:04:47My radio obviously replaces it when I'm in service.
01:04:55Okay, how am I supposed to get a fucking pool right now?
01:05:04You.
01:05:06What are you doing here?
01:05:13Stop!
01:05:15That's for trying to steal Aiden from me.
01:05:18And after tonight, he's never gonna want to touch you again.
01:05:23Because we're covering up your face.
01:05:30This is my family heirloom.
01:05:31Come find me.
01:05:34Where did you get that necklace?
01:05:37Where did you get that necklace?
01:05:39Oh, this?
01:05:40Oh, this?
01:05:42This is a token of Aiden's love.
01:05:44Jealous?
01:05:45You better enjoy your last few moments not being Scarface.
01:05:51Don't come near me.
01:05:54I'm Aiden Valentino's wife, you don't want to mess with me.
01:05:57You don't want to...
01:05:58Quit bluffing, you were just his secretary last week.
01:06:06Don't.
01:06:07Don't look!
01:06:08Don't look!
01:06:09No!
01:06:10No!
01:06:14Hey!
01:06:16Hey!
01:06:18Hey!
01:06:23You okay?
01:06:24What took you so long?
01:06:27Dump his body at the Maple residence.
01:06:28Tell Charlotte Maple that her husband is cheating on her.
01:06:31You'll see how dunce can afford his vermin without his wife's money.
01:06:35And Patricia Brown too?
01:06:36They kidnapped her too?
01:06:37No, she was working with the men who hurt me.
01:06:39No, no, no, you must be imagining this.
01:06:41We didn't see her when we came in.
01:06:42I didn't.
01:06:43What?
01:06:44Listen to me.
01:06:45Look, look, I know you guys are at odds, but she wouldn't do this.
01:06:50Fine.
01:06:52Thanks for saving me.
01:06:53Hey, hey, hey.
01:06:55Look, I'll take you back.
01:06:56Come on, I'll take you back.
01:06:57No, no.
01:06:58Lisa!
01:07:07Lisa!
01:07:09I'm sorry!
01:07:11Please, I just want to talk for a second.
01:07:13Lisa, please!
01:07:17Lisa!
01:07:37Four years ago I brought home a necklace.
01:07:40Patricia Brown stole it.
01:07:42She ransacked the house.
01:07:44It must have been her.
01:07:46I'm sorry, sis.
01:07:47Everything is my fault.
01:07:49Is this necklace important to you?
01:07:50Can I get you another one?
01:08:07I'm sorry.
01:08:15I thought you said you're not drinking anymore.
01:08:17And you finished the whole bottle yourself?
01:08:20What's going on?
01:08:23I got kidnapped.
01:08:27Piece of crap Brown took your necklace to pose as you.
01:08:30Your husband's actual savior.
01:08:33No, get this.
01:08:34I'm the one who framed Brian for her hit and run,
01:08:36and that's why we owe the two million dollars.
01:08:39That bitch!
01:08:40She did everything to get closer to Aiden.
01:08:42Yeah.
01:08:43You've got to do something.
01:08:44Like what?
01:08:48He believes her completely.
01:08:50And if I had any evidence at all,
01:08:52I wouldn't have had to sign the marriage contract.
01:08:56She's got the necklace.
01:08:58Like, I don't even think I can call him to come back anymore
01:09:00because he thinks that she's me.
01:09:02Take your man back.
01:09:05Take my man back?
01:09:06Yeah.
01:09:11It's Aiden.
01:09:16Hello?
01:09:17This is the Irish Pub.
01:09:19This lady is drunk.
01:09:21Please come and pick her up as soon as possible.
01:09:25What was that?
01:09:27Now what?
01:09:28What are we going to do?
01:09:29Well, now we're going to go to the Irish Pub
01:09:31and get you changed.
01:09:32We're going to go to the Irish Pub?
01:09:34Yes, we are.
01:09:35Come on.
01:09:38There you go.
01:09:39I have a couple.
01:09:40There you go.
01:09:41You have the most cars in the world
01:09:44than anybody else.
01:09:46There you go.
01:09:47All righty.
01:09:48Let's get this seatbelt on you.
01:09:50Oh, okay.
01:09:52Oh, okay.
01:10:00You actually look sweet when you're asleep.
01:10:02Because when you're awake,
01:10:04like a tiger always chewing you out.
01:10:09I'm going to eat you up.
01:10:11Yeah.
01:10:12Yeah, we can get something to eat.
01:10:18Hey, why don't you just take a nap?
01:10:19I'll drive.
01:10:22Okay.
01:10:28Oh, Lisa, where do you actually live?
01:10:35Okay, I'll just take you back to my house.
01:10:47Okay, there you go.
01:10:49And I'm taking you to my place
01:10:51just because frankly I don't know where you live.
01:10:53And I'm not going to do anything wrong.
01:10:58Be mindful of social boundaries, Ida.
01:11:00Don't do anything stupid.
01:11:02She's under the influence.
01:11:03I'm just going to go.
01:11:04Okay.
01:11:06Wait, Lisa.
01:11:09Please be mindful of social boundaries, okay?
01:11:19Lisa, if you go any lower,
01:11:21then I'm going to have to cut your pay in half.
01:11:31If I knew that you were going to be like this,
01:11:34I would have left you to your own devices.
01:11:49My, oh my.
01:11:50Samson?
01:11:52Did you two spend the night together?
01:11:54Jake, where are my morning meeting notes?
01:11:56Got them.
01:12:02That's right.
01:12:03Take your man back.
01:12:11I made you coffee.
01:12:13You know how I prefer tea now, right?
01:12:15But this is my special coffee.
01:12:19Okay.
01:12:25Yeah, it's pretty good.
01:12:27You got a phone?
01:12:30A new one?
01:12:31Well, why don't you...
01:12:40Why don't you quit all the bells and whistles
01:12:42and go make me a normal tea?
01:12:46Jake, like my latte art?
01:12:49Oh, you made Jake latte hearts?
01:12:52Oh, no, his was a little...
01:12:54I mean, you got the heart.
01:12:56I made you lunch, too.
01:12:58You made me lunch?
01:12:59Mm-hmm.
01:13:02So, do you need to take a break?
01:13:05No time to break, Olga.
01:13:07Patricia Brown says I'm divorcing Lisa
01:13:09to take up with a secretary.
01:13:11I have to stop at all costs.
01:13:13Onward, Olga, onward.
01:13:16And I lost you.
01:13:19Kind of.
01:13:21But, sir, what if they're in a meeting?
01:13:23Doesn't matter.
01:13:24Onward, Olga, onward.
01:13:28Right there.
01:13:32It's Grandpa.
01:13:34What is it, Dad?
01:13:35Don't mind me.
01:13:37Come by to visit sometime for dinner.
01:13:39Okay, Grandpa, will do.
01:13:41Come on, Olga.
01:13:46It seems like Grandpa likes you.
01:13:48I seem a bit fast, though, sometimes.
01:14:06You dare steal a kiss from me?
01:14:08You dare steal a kiss from me?
01:14:35Mr. Bouncy?
01:14:39Ah.
01:14:42Jay, this better be very important.
01:14:44I'm cutting your pay in half.
01:14:45What is it?
01:14:46Miss Brown just called.
01:14:59Hey.
01:15:00She needs you at the police station right now.
01:15:02The police station?
01:15:03What?
01:15:07Sorry I didn't think of you like this, sis.
01:15:09Why would you go stalking Patricia Brown?
01:15:11You know that is a crime, Brian.
01:15:14Why am I not surprised?
01:15:17You two are siblings?
01:15:19Trailer trash ass family?
01:15:21You ruined my life.
01:15:22Hey, Brian, stop. Don't.
01:15:24Blame your own stupidity, not me.
01:15:27Do you even know who I am?
01:15:29What do you mean?
01:15:30Do you know who you stole that necklace from four years ago?
01:15:32What do you mean?
01:15:34I don't know what you're talking about.
01:15:36I'm sure you do.
01:15:37Hey, what is going on?
01:15:38Aiden, they're harassing me.
01:15:40She's dating Aiden Valentino now?
01:15:42You know what?
01:15:43You know what?
01:15:44Hey, stop.
01:15:46Hurt him.
01:15:49I apologize on his behalf.
01:15:50You're apologizing to me for him.
01:15:53I've never known you to back down on me before.
01:15:55Why are you apologizing to him?
01:15:57Do you want to end up back in there?
01:15:58He's cheating on you.
01:15:59Let's go.
01:16:00Come on, Aiden. They're disgusting.
01:16:02Aiden, I knew you'd save me from those trailer trash siblings.
01:16:06Wait, what?
01:16:07They're siblings.
01:16:10Brian?
01:16:11Oh my gosh, Brian.
01:16:12Yeah, they're both losers.
01:16:17Wait.
01:16:18Aiden!
01:16:19How am I supposed to get around?
01:16:24Lisa, wait!
01:16:25Wait!
01:16:27Lisa, wait!
01:16:28Wait!
01:16:31Lisa!
01:16:37Someone decided to go back into trouble.
01:16:45It's...
01:16:46No, no.
01:16:48Leave behind your cheating husband.
01:16:49Come on, come on.
01:16:52Miss Samson, for dishing work without cause,
01:16:55I require an in-person explanation of my office stat?
01:16:59Yeah, he's got issues.
01:17:00Divorce him already. Why are you still with him?
01:17:02We're already divorced.
01:17:05Oh, good.
01:17:07I mean, if it wasn't for my blunders in the first place,
01:17:09you wouldn't have had to marry him.
01:17:11It's not about that.
01:17:13Now you're free, right?
01:17:14So I can set you up on some blind dates?
01:17:16Yeah, please don't.
01:17:18Why not?
01:17:19Come on, everybody asks me about you.
01:17:21Oh, I'm sure.
01:17:22You're bound to meet one good one out of the bunch.
01:17:26Ryan!
01:17:27Come on, please?
01:17:28For me?
01:17:29For you?
01:17:30For me?
01:17:32The wiring in this room?
01:17:34Yeah, I think we could widen the room,
01:17:35make more space easily for a couple units a week.
01:17:38Budget reports from the past month
01:17:39from the finance department.
01:17:41Thank you.
01:17:42And, um, I would...
01:17:43Is that a new skirt, Samson?
01:17:44You going on a date later?
01:17:48Yes, we could.
01:18:01Hi, Queen's Ristorante.
01:18:037pm?
01:18:04Thank you.
01:18:05Can't wait.
01:18:10You know, I'm so happy that Samson
01:18:11decided to go on this date.
01:18:13You know, getting back on the dating scene
01:18:14is kind of exciting.
01:18:15Gosh, and she had that new skirt.
01:18:17She was talking with that guy on the phone.
01:18:18She must have been pretty excited.
01:18:19She must be successful.
01:18:21I need a table at Queen's Ristorante
01:18:25because we are treating some friends
01:18:27to dinner tonight.
01:18:29We're friends?
01:18:33I have friends.
01:18:37Yeah, that's me.
01:18:38Oh, great.
01:18:39I look better in real life, though, huh?
01:18:41So, Ms. Samson,
01:18:43I hear you are a divorcee,
01:18:45which I think is very hot.
01:18:47And, you know, I'll tell you,
01:18:49if it wasn't for my aunt's next-door neighbor's
01:18:51brother's cousin,
01:18:53I would not be doing this blind date crap.
01:18:55We don't have to do this again.
01:18:57Ah, no, no, no.
01:18:58Don't worry about it.
01:18:59Don't play hard to get already.
01:19:01Just, you know, relax.
01:19:03Enjoy your meal.
01:19:04It's all good.
01:19:05I will tell you,
01:19:06I make $3,000 a month.
01:19:10I can afford to get you a nice meal.
01:19:12It's all good.
01:19:13There's really no need.
01:19:16Forget about it.
01:19:18Listen, I have a very spacious
01:19:20300-square-foot studio apartment
01:19:24that I lease if you get my drift.
01:19:30When we get married,
01:19:31you don't have to worry about work or nothing.
01:19:33I can give you an allowance,
01:19:35like, I don't know, $200 a month,
01:19:37something like that.
01:19:38What do you think about that?
01:19:39Yeah, I make six figures.
01:19:42I'm an engineer.
01:19:44We could, um, go buy a Tesla.
01:19:48Come on, you're joking.
01:19:50Get out of here.
01:19:51No, I'm really not.
01:19:52Yeah, uh, your meal's on me.
01:19:54Uh, listen, don't mess with me, lady.
01:19:56Look, I know that you are divorced,
01:19:59but you think you can do better than me?
01:20:01Get out of here.
01:20:04What the hell is this?
01:20:05We didn't order nothing?
01:20:06What, are you trying to bum a meal off of me?
01:20:09Mr. Sumtree.
01:20:10Hello, Lisa.
01:20:11I don't have to rush once I'm inside the town.
01:20:15Mister, the bill for this table
01:20:16has already been paid for
01:20:18by Ida Valentino.
01:20:22Paid for by Ida Valentino.
01:20:25He says Miss Samson deserves only the best.
01:20:30What the hell kind of man is Ida?
01:20:31Let me know if you find out.
01:20:35Thanks.
01:20:36Thanks.
01:20:37Okay, fine.
01:20:38Then I'm gonna eat.
01:20:39With Lisa gone, your bill is $1,250.
01:20:43Dude.
01:20:44What?
01:20:46Real funny watching me get embarrassed again, isn't it?
01:20:48Hey!
01:20:49No, you and Mr. Sumtree again, huh?
01:20:50You kiss me and you go on a date with another guy.
01:20:52How is that fair?
01:20:53What, and you're any better?
01:20:54Patricia Brown feels like something happens,
01:20:55and so then you swoop in and immediately take her side.
01:20:58Someone's jealous here.
01:20:59I'm leaving.
01:21:00Okay.
01:21:01Hey, hey!
01:21:03You okay?
01:21:05Look, there's nothing between Patricia and I.
01:21:07It's only because she saved my life four years ago.
01:21:09You can't hear this.
01:21:23I'll make sure everything matches code.
01:21:25Oh, also, if you plan on remarrying Miss Samson,
01:21:28you would need to make sure...
01:21:29Wait, wait, hang on.
01:21:30Remarry?
01:21:32Yeah, I saw you two together the other night.
01:21:34The other night?
01:21:35I don't remember.
01:21:36What happened?
01:21:38Hey, those copies you ordered.
01:21:40This is Valentino.
01:21:43You hired your ex-wife as your secretary?
01:21:45My ex-wife?
01:21:48Lisa, please tell me that this is just another misunderstanding.
01:21:51No.
01:21:52I am your ex-wife.
01:21:53So I'm just the real joke here.
01:21:56The fool.
01:21:57Chasing you around, running around, saving you.
01:21:59Have you been playing me this whole time?
01:22:01No.
01:22:02I mean, even the nurse called you Miss Valentino.
01:22:05I even went to your house and I saw another woman.
01:22:07Okay, if you had cared about me even one tiny little bit,
01:22:10you would have known what I looked like.
01:22:12You didn't even know my name.
01:22:13So this is just revenge then?
01:22:15On who?
01:22:16Myself?
01:22:17Lisa Samson.
01:22:18I did Valentino!
01:22:22Okay, so I can't even have a coffee now?
01:22:24Wow.
01:22:29I mean, how could she be my skinny ex-wife?
01:22:39What's wrong?
01:22:41What's wrong?
01:22:42What do you do every day, Jake?
01:22:44I asked for a file on Lisa Samson.
01:22:46Where is it?
01:22:47Wait for secretary, sir.
01:22:48You tell me!
01:22:49I already gave it to you.
01:22:52I'm not seeing anything in here.
01:22:53It's right here.
01:22:55You found it.
01:22:58Huh.
01:22:59Paradise Villa number 12.
01:23:02That's the same address as Lisa...
01:23:04Shit, shit, shit.
01:23:05I'm gonna kill you, Jake!
01:23:09Who you are?
01:23:11Just look on the bright side, sir.
01:23:12Lisa Samson is at least not this skinny, conniving gold digger that you described her as.
01:23:17I never described her as that!
01:23:18But why did she need to hold back for this entire time?
01:23:22Perhaps she was looking for an opportunity to uncover your dark secrets
01:23:26so that she could extort you for more money!
01:23:28Jesus!
01:23:29Lisa isn't like that!
01:23:31Hey.
01:23:33She's a Russian spy.
01:23:34That's gotta be it!
01:23:35Overactive imagination again, Jake.
01:23:38Don't talk about that.
01:23:40Sir, you never know.
01:23:42We've only really known her for about a month.
01:23:44I know my Lisa.
01:23:45She's my Lisa.
01:23:47She's not like that.
01:23:52I hate Lisa.
01:23:58Are those flowers for Lisa Samson?
01:24:00Sure are.
01:24:04Oh!
01:24:06What are you doing, sir?
01:24:08Those flowers are ugly.
01:24:09I need ten fresh bouquets from the Netherlands.
01:24:11Now!
01:24:16It's warm.
01:24:17Warm for me.
01:24:21Hey, hey, Lisa.
01:24:22Why don't I just give you a ride home?
01:24:25Perfect.
01:24:31Grab a Valentino!
01:24:32Lisa!
01:24:33Come back tonight with eyes for dinner!
01:24:36I will not rest until you do!
01:24:42I will not rest until you do!
01:24:46The car's ready, sir.
01:24:48Thank you.
01:24:54Thanks for the ride, Mr. Valentino.
01:24:58Anytime.
01:24:59So, you asked me to call your grandpa.
01:25:01You knew that Lisa would for sure say yes?
01:25:04I knew she respected my grandpa too much.
01:25:06She couldn't say no.
01:25:07But you always said, um...
01:25:09She always knew to suck up to grandpa to manipulate him.
01:25:15So, do you plan to pursue Lisa Samson for real this time?
01:25:18No, who said anything about pursuing her?
01:25:21I thought I'd just give her a chance, since she likes me.
01:25:31Thank you, Olga.
01:25:34Cheers.
01:25:35We're all finally here together as a family.
01:25:39Cheers.
01:25:41Oh, and we'll be coming back to visit you, grandpa.
01:25:44Together.
01:25:45That's fantastic.
01:25:48Why don't you two stay the night, then?
01:25:51Yeah, we'd love to.
01:25:56Honey, why don't you try one of these grapes?
01:25:58I know how you like them.
01:26:01Grandpa's watching.
01:26:09Thank you.
01:26:14Mmm.
01:26:18If you want to fill me up, you can do that.
01:26:21All night long.
01:26:24If you want to fill me up, you can do that.
01:26:27All night long.
01:26:29I'm no longer hungry, actually.
01:26:31Thank you so much for dinner.
01:26:35What are you doing still eating?
01:26:37This is your chance.
01:26:40Go!
01:26:44Okay.
01:26:47I think some grandchildren are in play, Olga.
01:26:50Cheers.
01:27:01Thirsty, aren't we?
01:27:02Yeah.
01:27:13Wasn't this the wedding gift that mommy got me?
01:27:18There's literally nothing here. What am I supposed to wear to bed?
01:27:22What are you looking for?
01:27:23Nothing.
01:27:25What are you doing here?
01:27:28Doing you.
01:27:30Okay.
01:27:32Is it to make grandpa happy?
01:27:36Unless you want to sleep on the floor tonight?
01:27:39Uh, no way.
01:27:41We never stay over, so I always sleep in the bed.
01:27:44Why should I get the floor now?
01:27:46Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:27:49I don't mind it.
01:27:52Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:27:55I don't mind it.
01:28:02Good luck.
01:28:07Jake?
01:28:08Lisa, is Mr. Valentino there?
01:28:10This better be good, Jake, or you're not getting your bonus this year.
01:28:13Mr. Norton had a sudden change in plans and will be leaving town tomorrow afternoon.
01:28:17That means that we will have to move his meeting up to tomorrow morning.
01:28:19So, you and Lisa will need to do some OT.
01:28:22Thank you.
01:28:32I need you to uncover an important secret.
01:28:56Good night.
01:29:02Come on.
01:29:07You're the important girl.
01:29:12And your dad didn't even accept you.
01:29:19I should tell him.
01:29:23I should tell him.
01:29:28Hi.
01:29:30Patricia, you can't keep sneaking up on me like that. What are you doing?
01:29:33Okay, well, I found a new doctor. Will you come with me?
01:29:37No, I don't have time to go to the doctor's office today.
01:29:41Okay.
01:29:43Well, if Dr. Richards can fix me up,
01:29:47this will be the last time you ever have to deal with me. Please?
01:29:50Okay, yes, let's go.
01:29:57Lisa?
01:29:59You're pregnant?
01:30:01Whose bastard baby is this?
01:30:04You're pregnant?
01:30:06Who's the man?
01:30:09You're pregnant?
01:30:10Who's the man?
01:30:12You wouldn't want to shake the baby.
01:30:13The father wouldn't like that too much.
01:30:17Lisa, is there somebody else?
01:30:20Is there somebody else?
01:30:24I've asked you to sing.
01:30:26I did my leg, it's hurting.
01:30:28I need to go to the doctor now.
01:30:31Let's go.
01:30:44That's Lisa.
01:30:46Should we give her a ride?
01:30:48No need.
01:30:49No?
01:30:50Sir, she's going to get sick like this.
01:30:52Start the car.
01:30:58Lisa?
01:31:09I didn't volunteer, you're a dick!
01:31:12You're a dick, that's all you'll ever be!
01:31:20I don't want to tell you about that baby.
01:31:24So as of the reports that I sent over to you guys from Robert,
01:31:26our numbers are up from last time this year, thanks to Mr. Valentino's efforts here.
01:31:30So we have a...
01:31:34Sorry I'm late.
01:31:36No excuses.
01:31:38Wait.
01:31:45You have a fever, Lisa?
01:31:48Look, anyone that's late is still excluded.
01:31:51Go outside and get some rest.
01:31:52I don't want you getting anyone else in this office sick.
01:31:54I'm fine.
01:32:04See you later, girl.
01:32:09Mr. Valentino.
01:32:12My letter of resignation.
01:32:16My letter of resignation.
01:32:18You've always wanted to do your own independent projects, right?
01:32:22Focus on that.
01:32:24Give your secretarial duties to Tom, and...
01:32:27Take some time off.
01:32:29Go to the hospital, okay?
01:32:32What do you mean?
01:32:36I mean...
01:32:38You don't really intend to have that baby, right?
01:32:41You don't get to decide what I do with my body or my baby.
01:32:43You really want that man that much?
01:32:47Some of you missed us.
01:32:54Happy birthday to you.
01:32:59Blow out the candles, Grandpa.
01:33:02Yay!
01:33:05I'll go cut the cake.
01:33:08I can celebrate my birthday with the both of you together this time.
01:33:14If only by next year, we can add a little bubble of joy.
01:33:19If only by next year, we can add a little bubble of joy.
01:33:28Is she pregnant?
01:33:32Lisa.
01:33:41Doesn't feel good, does it?
01:33:42Doesn't feel good, does it?
01:33:47Stop!
01:33:48What?
01:33:49You're carrying somebody else's child, but won't even let me touch you.
01:33:52What the fuck is even that, huh?
01:33:58I've had enough of your badness.
01:34:02Grow the fuck up!
01:34:13Come here.
01:34:21Hello!
01:34:22Wait a minute.
01:34:23Look everyone, it's your slutty secretary.
01:34:26Did you know, she actually tried to sleep with the boss,
01:34:30but now, she's pregnant with some random stranger's bastard baby.
01:34:35Do you even know who the father is?
01:34:39Okay.
01:34:43Fuck!
01:34:46If you want to expose me, she lied about my brother.
01:34:49Hey!
01:34:50Her daughter's face!
01:34:51You're a fraud!
01:34:53I just think I've believed in you all this time.
01:34:59He ruined me!
01:35:01Hey!
01:35:02Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!
01:35:03I didn't!
01:35:04You okay?
01:35:05Are you okay?
01:35:06I didn't!
01:35:07Okay, call an ambulance now!
01:35:08I didn't, she's faking!
01:35:09She fell by herself!
01:35:10She's a lying bitch!
01:35:11She's a lying bitch!
01:35:21She's suffering from a high fever and physical trauma.
01:35:25It doesn't look very stable for the fetus.
01:35:31Well, I guess we can have more in the future.
01:35:36But doctor, can you just save them both?
01:35:39I'll try my best.
01:35:42I'll be right back.
01:35:45Okay.
01:35:55Bill?
01:35:58What's wrong?
01:36:04You know what to do.
01:36:12The patient is in a critical state.
01:36:17We need to operate now.
01:36:19What's going on?
01:36:20Lisa Sampson doesn't have a scheduled operation.
01:36:23She doesn't need one.
01:36:24If you want to keep your job, you better keep your mouth shut.
01:36:41Mr. Valentino, you have to save Lisa.
01:36:52What's happening?
01:36:55Where am I?
01:36:56We've had some complications.
01:36:58We need to operate on you.
01:37:00No, this isn't right.
01:37:02Who are you working for?
01:37:03Stop!
01:37:04No!
01:37:05No!
01:37:06Stop!
01:37:07No!
01:37:08No!
01:37:09Stop!
01:37:10I'm pregnant with Heidi Valentino's child!
01:37:12No!
01:37:13Lisa!
01:37:15You're okay.
01:37:16I got you.
01:37:17Lisa, Lisa.
01:37:18Hey, hey, hey.
01:37:19You're okay.
01:37:20Murderer!
01:37:22Jake, Josh.
01:37:24Sit him down.
01:37:31So, tell me doctor, or I'll get your license revoked.
01:37:35Hey, hey, it was...
01:37:38It was all Patricia Brown.
01:37:40She blackmailed me.
01:37:44And forced me to operate on Lisa Sampson.
01:37:48And...
01:37:50And what?
01:37:53And what?
01:37:56And forge x-rays of her broken leg.
01:37:59Patricia Brown's leg is actually perfectly fine.
01:38:02So I switched her x-rays with someone else's.
01:38:07I checked the database.
01:38:08It looks like he swapped Patricia Brown's x-rays with Lisa Sampson's.
01:38:16So that means that Patricia has been lying to me this entire time.
01:38:21Is that Lisa?
01:38:26Lisa!
01:38:28What did she do?
01:38:30Patricia, stop.
01:38:32You don't want to do this.
01:38:34If you push me off, if you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:38:39If you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:38:44I don't think so.
01:38:45I think it'll just look like a suicide out of shame for having a bastard baby.
01:38:50I saved Aiden, and he will believe me.
01:38:53Why?
01:38:54Because I have the necklace.
01:38:57No!
01:38:58Give it back!
01:38:59Give it back!
01:39:00You blackmailed my brother for two million dollars.
01:39:03You can have it back for my dead body.
01:39:06That'll have to work.
01:39:07No.
01:39:08Patricia, stop.
01:39:09No!
01:39:14Lisa.
01:39:18This is all your fault.
01:39:20It's okay.
01:39:21It's okay.
01:39:22Okay.
01:39:23Lisa.
01:39:25Lisa, please forgive me.
01:39:29Lisa.
01:39:40Hey.
01:39:41Hey.
01:39:43Patricia Brown, famous supermodel, is arrested for attempted murder.
01:39:47Finally, justice is served.
01:39:54Hey, Brian.
01:39:55Sis, did you see the news?
01:39:56Patricia Brown was finally brought in prison for all her crimes.
01:39:59Yeah, I saw.
01:40:00Also, the ex-husband of yours, he's been coming over every day after work.
01:40:05Why?
01:40:06He asked me about you.
01:40:08You know, your childhood, your dreams.
01:40:10He knows you're the girl he saved in college now.
01:40:12And he also paid off all our debts.
01:40:27You know, this house was a gift from Grandpa.
01:40:30I never even came in it all these years.
01:40:34Now I can't even enter it, even if I wanted to.
01:40:57Let's go.
01:41:02Oh, it's from Aiden.
01:41:05For you and the baby.
01:41:08More maturity gifts again?
01:41:10As if we can't get those things ourselves.
01:41:12I'm gonna go get them.
01:41:26Lisa.
01:41:36Lisa.
01:41:41Lisa.
01:41:43Did you know that your brother is a total drill sergeant?
01:41:47He had me doing chores all day just so I could get a couple more details about you.
01:41:50And now I have some serious respect for housewives.
01:41:54Is that what you came here to tell me?
01:41:57No, I, um...
01:42:01Lisa.
01:42:03I was blind and dumb and a horrible husband to you.
01:42:08And I know how disappointing and hurtful that can be.
01:42:13And I neglected you, and I'm sorry about that.
01:42:17And I promise you, I will be better.
01:42:23Will you please give me another chance?
01:42:27What about the baby?
01:42:31You said it was a bastard child.
01:42:33I know, I know.
01:42:37Will you please help me?
01:42:39Thank you.
01:42:54That's...
01:42:56That's our dad's costume from Swan Lake.
01:43:00Yeah.
01:43:02I know you broke your leg to save my life.
01:43:04But I will get the best doctor in the world to tend to it.
01:43:07So you can dance on the world stage again.
01:43:12And...
01:43:14Next time you won't have to buy tickets.
01:43:17You've been performing, and I'll be on the front row.
01:43:20Did you steal these off my desk?
01:43:23And, uh, about the baby.
01:43:25Whatever you decide, I'll respect your decision.
01:43:28And I'll love it all the same, even if we have kids later.
01:43:33Dad.
01:43:36Sir, wait, wait.
01:43:38Jake, do you want to get fired? What are you doing?
01:43:39Just listen.
01:43:41That's the woman.
01:43:44She gave me this phone before she left the resort.
01:43:46Take it, sell it on eBay if you don't want it.
01:43:49Maria had just retired from that job after that day and then went on a trip.
01:43:52That's why it took so long to find her.
01:43:53This is my old phone.
01:43:56So you're the mysterious woman this whole time.
01:43:59My God, that means that I'm...
01:44:03The baby is yours.
01:44:08Well, what are you waiting for, punk?
01:44:10Put a ring on it before she runs away again.
01:44:21I never gave you the proposal that you deserved.
01:44:26Let me try again.
01:44:29Will you marry me?
01:44:39For real this time.
01:44:42Yes.
01:44:43Yes?
01:44:44Yes.
01:44:45Yes, I will marry you.
01:44:51Again.
01:44:58Yes.
01:45:00Yes.