Season 2 | show | 2024| S2 | Official Trailer
Season 2 sees Ash and Gordon living together and on a journey to get their beloved dog, Colin back from his new owners. | dHNzX2c3MmhFb1hYdXE4
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00:00This has got to stop.
00:11Can you please just give him back?
00:13We made a mistake.
00:14Please.
00:15Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
00:16Oh, that's the law, is it, mate?
00:18Yeah, the law.
00:19Look it up.
00:20Well, maybe I'll look you up at the same time.
00:21Maybe I'll look you up as well.
00:23I'll look you up!
00:24Do I even want a boyfriend, you know?
00:25Or do I just want a dog?
00:26Hey!
00:27Hey!
00:28Are we masturbating?
00:29Hey.
00:30We doing this now?
00:31What?
00:32Oh!
00:33Hey.
00:34Were you taking a photo?
00:35No.
00:36Yes, you were.
00:37Whoa.
00:38I really don't think I should be seeing those.
00:39Come on, Ash.
00:40You must have some news.
00:41Just one.
00:42The nipple flash.
00:43That's not really a move, though.
00:44That just happened one time.
00:45Did it?
00:46Ah!
00:47How likely do you think it is that you're going to have a baby?
00:48I don't know.
00:49I don't know.
00:50I don't know.
00:51I don't know.
00:52I don't know.
00:53I don't know.
00:54I don't know.
00:55How likely do you think it is that I could naturally get a woman pregnant?
00:58Are we exclusive?
00:59Yeah.
01:00What do you mean?
01:01Yes.
01:02Why?
01:03No, nothing.
01:04Nothing.
01:05I like your dress.
01:06It's a skirt and a top.
01:07Is it new, or?
01:08Nah.
01:09Have you lost a bit of weight?
01:10Nope.
01:11Not that you need to.
01:12Like, you look great to me at any weight.
01:13Like, you could balloon and I'd be fine.
01:14And you don't need to, like—
01:15Can you get out?
01:16Yeah.
01:17So you're ready to settle down with Gordon?
01:18Yes.
01:19Oh, cool.
01:20What a catch.
01:21Yeah.
01:22We want to buy a real ring.
01:23Bang.
01:24Boom.
01:27You ring me.
01:28Oh, f**king hell, are you right?
01:30My business is with Gordon.
01:32Ring him.
01:34Hello.
01:35Ahh!
01:37I really just want us to work.
01:43How many people have you slept with?
01:45Here we go.
01:46I'll go first.
01:47Nine.
01:48Oh, this year?
01:49Less than nine.
01:50No, Gordon.
01:51My whole life.
01:52This is quality.
01:53is quality.
01:55Oh my fricking hell, man!
01:58It is a foot pub!