• 2 months ago
Punjabi funny scene#reel#dailymotion#
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00:00Yes, buddy.
00:01Buddy, can you hear me?
00:02He speaks Punjabi so well.
00:04Buddy, I can't hear anyone.
00:07I'm not from here.
00:09Buddy...
00:11Driver, he's Jayan's son.
00:12Buddy...
00:13Hang on.
00:14If you hang up, you'll get a call.
00:15Buddy...
00:16I'll be right back.
00:17Buddy, one minute.
00:18I'll be right back.
00:19What are you doing?
00:20Do you know me?
00:21Buddy...
00:22Hello.
00:23Yes, buddy.
00:24I'll call you later.
00:25Do you know whom I was talking to?
00:26No.
00:27I don't know him either.
00:28Yes, tell me.
00:29Buddy, is there a religious school here?
00:31First of all, tell me.
00:32Why did you come to the UK?
00:34We came to the UK?
00:35We're going to England.
00:37England and UK.
00:39We're going to England.
00:41There's no religious school here.
00:42You have to stay in a hotel.
00:43Yes.
00:44Okay, tell me something.
00:45Do you have any relatives here?
00:46No.
00:47If you did, you should've kept them.
00:49You have to go to a hotel.
00:50How many people are there?
00:51There are 13 people, buddy.
00:53You brought the right team here.
00:55Come with me.
00:56Let's go, Nikhil.
00:58My name is Billa.
00:59I'm from Lahore.
01:00If you need anything, just let me know.
01:03Buddy, can I ask you something?
01:04Yes.
01:05Are you upset?
01:06No.
01:07Why are you here?
01:08It's my honeymoon, buddy.
01:09All of it?
01:12Yes.
01:15What are you doing with your honeymoon?
01:17Should I tie your teeth?
01:19We kill ourselves when we're old.
01:21Mom, they die at this age.
01:23But you're strong.
01:24You've kept them alive.
01:26I'll tell you where we're staying now.
01:28Did you ask me?
01:29Yes.
01:30Buddy, you're upset.
01:31You...
01:32I mean, you'll tell me where we're staying now.
01:35Buddy, you're here on a mission.
01:37We don't need a place.
01:38We need blood.
01:39Buddy, all of us here
01:41need at least 15-16 bloods with him.
01:57Come on.
01:58Be careful.
02:01Listen to me.
02:02Yes, sir.
02:03Let all the women stay here.
02:05The rest of the football team, follow me.
02:07Okay.
02:08You guys stay here.
02:09The football team, follow me.
02:10Let's go.
02:17Greetings, sir.
02:18Greetings.
02:19Sir, they need...
02:21If you see anyone inside...
02:23Do you need a room, sir?
02:24I've found a smart guy, sir.
02:25You talk to him.
02:26Okay.
02:27I'll talk to the women outside.
02:28Don't bother them.
02:29Sir, the situation is bad.
02:30There's nothing else.
02:33How much is it, sir?
02:3590 pounds a night.
02:36Almost 9,000 rupees.
02:39Buddy, what are we going to do without them?
02:41We'll stay here for 15 days.
02:42We won't meet them for two months.
02:43Yes.
02:44It'll be 4,500 rupees.
02:45Shall I say 3,500?
02:46Say it.
02:47Yes.
02:48Sir, I'll give you 3,500.
02:49I'll give you 15 days.
02:50You stay in room number 8.
02:51We won't meet them.
02:52Are you crazy?
02:54I'm asking you for 9,000 rupees a day.
02:57And for 15 days, you'll get...
03:00135,000 rupees.
03:03And for 9 rooms...
03:0512,15,000 rupees.
03:10Buddy, nothing has happened.
03:11You go to your room.
03:12We'll meet uncle there.
03:14What's there to see?
03:15Let's go to the cottage.
03:17You wanted to come earlier.
03:18Now you want to leave.
03:19One minute.
03:20Brother, cut it a little.
03:26Out of 12,15,000 rupees,
03:27tell me how much should I cut?
03:29Cut 12,000.
03:30Yes.
03:31Is this a joke?
03:32I'll give you an advice.
03:33Yes.
03:34Yes.
03:35Let's go.
03:37Let's go.
03:38Oh, my God.
03:40Listen.
03:41Turn on the music.
03:43Uncle, they'll lock us inside.
03:46Why are you scared?
03:47The deal is here.
03:48I'll sell my clothes for 100 rupees.
03:51Then you go inside and talk.
03:53Shut up.
03:54I speak English.
03:55Do I look good?
03:56What is it, brother?
03:58Nothing, brother.
03:59There aren't that many rooms.
04:00We need one room for each of us.
04:02One room for each of us.
04:04That's not a new thing.
04:05Then?
04:06Then what?
04:07Find another hotel.
04:08We can't afford to go.
04:09It's the season.
04:10Hotels are expensive.
04:11Tell me how much should I cut?
04:1312,15,000.
04:1412,15,000.
04:15Brother, tell me how much should I cut?
04:17Let me tell you the rate first.
04:19You can pay me later.
04:20I'll tell you later.
04:21Forget it, brother.
04:22It's too expensive.
04:23It's 12,00,000 for 15 days.
04:25Yes.
04:26Will you pay me 9,00,000?
04:296,00,000.
04:323,00,000.
04:34I told you.
04:35I'll pay you 1,00,000.
04:36What kind of place is this?
04:37He'll pay you 3,00,000.
04:38Will you stay there?
04:39Who pays in installments?
04:41Think of a cheaper deal.
04:43Will you pay me 1,00,000 for 15 days?
04:45My ground floor is vacant.
04:47If you want to stay there, then come.
04:50I told you.
04:51I'll pay you 1,00,000.
04:53Uncle.
04:54He earns from digging.
04:55You should set your standard too.
04:57Digging.
04:58I'll slap you.
04:59I'm telling you, uncle.
05:00Digging.
05:01Let's go.
05:02Let's go.
05:14Let's go.
05:40Come.
05:41Come.
05:42Come.
05:43Come.
05:45Come.
05:47She's so clean.
05:48She's my wife, Noor.
05:49Hello.
05:50Hello.
05:51You can set your stuff here.
05:58How many rooms are there?